VOLUME 1 ! OCTOBER 20, 2013 THE GAZETTE Welcome West! Letter !om the Editor in Chief Calendar By Charlotte McCauley October 24, 2013 Thursday Night Dinner (TND) October 27, 2013 Advanced Academy Preview Day October 29, 2013 Safe Treat October 31, 2013 Monster Mash Dance November 7, 2013 Thursday Night Dinner (TND) November 25-29 Thanksgiving Break This is our first edition of our 2013 Gazette! Now completely digital, The Gazette is available both through email and on our new website: http://academites.org/. Be sure to check out our website to see new volumes of the Gazette in the future. The year is off to a great start! After long nights studying for midterms, it’s hard to imagine that half of the semester is already over. Seniors are hard at work on college applications, while the juniors are just glad they aren’t seniors yet. In the past few weeks we participated in the University of West Georgia’s homecoming. Involved in events from sidewalk chalk to the banner contest and parade, Academy students participated in every event offered for homecoming. All our hard work painting banners and ! preparing chants for the “Yell Like Hell” pep rally paid off when Gunn Hall won homecoming for residence halls. Our first dance (The Monster Mash) will be held on Halloween. The “Monster Mash” will include music, dancing, and even a costume contest. In sports news, Gunn Hall registered for intramural soccer, which will begin in the coming weeks. Game scores and pictures will be published in the next edition. The year has gotten off to a great start! I’m excited to be the Editor in Chief this year, so curl up on the couch with your first edition of the Gazette.. and enjoy. PAGE 1 VOLUME 1 ! OCTOBER 20, 2013 one, than things would be so much easier, wouldn’t it? Because if personality is great, but looks are sub-par, you lose a lot of opportunities at relationships. If you look good, though, it doesn’t matter what your personality is like. Fan A couple of weeks ago, I remember sitting in my room with girls will eat it up. This can extend to other medium as well. a few people. Talking about a few menial subjects, we started After all, ladies, Edward is a terrible person. No wonder to seep into the relationship environment of Gunn Hall Bella was trying to kill herself. (because, even if you don’t want to admit it, there is such a thing). Somebody started talking about another person, and I’m reminded of “Jack and Diane” by John Mellencamp. The who this person thought the other was somewhat attractive. I whole song describes how they feel about each other, and the wondered why that person didn’t make this a fact to other various obstacles they come across, but it never mentions people, since this person does not particularly hold back on why they like each other. We don’t even know who these opinion. This person said that the reason behind not doing people are exactly, and it doesn’t matter. So why should it anything was that the object of the discussion was much too matter to us? If you like a person enough, shouldn’t desirable awkward personality-wise for any sort of real relationship. change of personality come over time, without prodding? We This begs the question: How do you live up to people’s shouldn’t force puzzles pieces in with a hammer, even if we standards while keeping your personal changes to a do sometimes. minimum? So how can you fit into people’s standards while being Now, I certainly cannot judge anybody on this matter, and I yourself? Put into perspective what the change is on a large will gladly be the second person to say that (behind that one scale. If this person is forcing you to burn off your guy who thinks that just from seeing who is writing this). fingerprints, create a new legal name, and pretend to be a This moment did start some gears turning for me. Why can’t neurosurgeon, than this person is probably not right for you, awkwardness be overcome? Isn’t that better than just being let alone a vicarious fugitive. Both of the people have to be an all-out idiot? Is it really that important? Maybe someone in agreement about flaws and quirks. The big things need to could change to fit in with someone else’s standards. Souls come out fast, like working at an abortion clinic, or being in have been sold to the devil for less, after all. a cult of some sort. The little things can take time. Start something as a foundation, then build on it. There is no such These sort of ideas, insecurities, and questions have been so thing as love at first sight, but there is such a thing as love at over trivialized in a mountain of wanton and mediocre first speech. Don’t worry about being awkward or perfect, romantic comedies, television shows, and so on. Remember because why can’t you split time between both? You never that about 60% of all that stuff is pretty lame anyway. It is so know. Maybe you can be both, but at the same time. It clichéd, so forced, and so not funny most of the time, why do certainly won’t happen now. Just remember that people, we even bother with it? And if the changes and over believe it or not, shape us and are shaping us. Some of our contrived happily-ever-after endings can happen so easily characteristics are changed from people, like it or not. It is after about 90 minutes, then why should we even think this going to be that way when you are 17,18,19 and it will be stuff so hard to begin with. that will when you are 77. So don’t worry about it yet. If you are lucky enough to come across somebody that doesn’t care That leads to the title of this article. Why is this the title? how awkward you are, and won’t discount anything good Because it is true. I will be the FIRST person to admit that I about you with something not-so-good now, let me know and don’t know a thing about this traditional eastern art, but I can I will gladly burn this article. observe what I see. And, aside from some comic relief and the obvious “villains”, the result is the same. If we were in You’re okay, relax, and have fun. You’d Look Better in an Anime By Matthew Kopf ! PAGE 2 VOLUME 1 ! OCTOBER 20, 2013 False Fallacy of White By Bailey Fabricius The leaves are starting to change and it's about that time again to take out the boots and scarves because fall is officially here. This year, simplicity is “in.” Don't get me wrong, animal print and faux fur will always be in, but let's not over do it. Whoever said, “no white after Labor Day” has obviously never owned a pair of black leather Marc Jacobs boots to compliment a pair of white Free People cigarette pants. White is year round, however, you must know how to wear it properly. Accessorizing is key to any outfit. If you plan to wear a white ensemble in the fall months, always accessorize. Long necklaces and earrings will never fail to give that extra “pop” to your outfit. At the Lacoste Fashion Show during the 2013 New York Fall fashion week, Lacoste's French designer Felipe Oliveira Baptista brought white back to life by embracing the clean color's ability to stay simply, yet fashionable. According to Amy Yew, a contributing writer for New York Fashion Week Live, women choose white over other colors more often because of the slim look it tends to give. White can be worn with pretty much anything, regardless of the season. However, if it isn't paired with a scarf, boots, accessories, etc, the fashion gods will judge you. And always remember, in the wise words of Coco Chanel, “style fades but fashion is forever.” Lacoste Fashion Show 2013/Amy Yew Wolves Watch We have wolves a# around campus and Carro#ton in support of the University of West Georgia wolves. Next time you walk around campus see if you can spot them... ! New campus dinning opened this fall! The East Commons is located directly across from Gunn Hall, which saves Academy students the “long” walk to the Z-6 dinning hall. PAGE 3 VOLUME 1 ! OCTOBER 20, 2013 THE POETRY CORNER The Dance By Noah Matthews Silently sleeping with comfort in mind, You awoke her with your caressing legs Frightened but not meaning to be unkind She slaps you off unsuccessfully and begs. Running, she grabs a shoe to render you, With skill you look squashed so no harm. With a satisfied worry she says adieu, But there you are still standing with your charm. You climb to the highest crack she cannot reach. She eventually decides to let you be, Because your torment is like a wave, everlasting, at the beach, And she is not as strong as the sea. You hurt her because she was too weak. You hurt her until she would shriek. cages. I couldn’t just pass by it… It was about to die! So I grasped the nearest eucalyptus leaf and stuck my Her stubby fingers are torn hand inside the cage like steak on a everywhere. They look like logs that a fork. And the panda chewed on my woodchuck chucked for thirty seconds fingers! Can you believe it? That’s and gave up chucking. A silver ring why I never trust a panda anymore. I rests poignantly at her pinky. try to do it a favor, and it chews on my These stubby fingers are fingers. It hurt, a lot. I thought I’d fell holding a pair of chopsticks now. The in a bamboo trap.” chopsticks look like bamboo trees in Her eyes are about to cry. They Tanzanoowa, China. If there’s tinkle like Tinkerbelle, tickling my anything I know about Tanzanoowa, icky fantasy. I really, really want to it’s that there are at least three pandas see her cry. there. “That was entirely your fault.” “Did you steal that ring from a She shudders. It reminds me of grizzly panda?” an old plastic toy I had. It was one of She looks up with those those toys that moved with a tape on brown, pretty, clock-like eyes. They its back, and every time the tape was tick, and she smiles. They close all undone it would stop moving, lovingly, and she blushes. shudder once, and stop. My sister and “I was in a zoo once, and there I used to play “shudder at the edge”, was a starving panda in one of the where we would try to get the toy to Pandas By Jong Min Baek ! shudder at the very edge of a table. One day, it shuddered too far and never came back. “Pandas are nice animals.” Her eyes are enlarging. Pure, crisp water is being pumped into those two heavenly ponds. My mouth waters. I am thirsting for more. “I like pandas.” Now the ponds are about to overflow. Her face looks as if an especially strong lightning struck it just a few moments ago. An overlooked fact about lightening is that, as powerful it may be, it takes just a few moments to actually settle into a human’s body and do the damage that it does. I move closer to her face, my dry lips at the edge of her shivering ear. I whisper. “I like pandas better than you.” PAGE 4 VOLUME 1 ! OCTOBER 20, 2013 How To Carve a Pumpkin By Devann Kirkpatrick 1. Pick your pumpkin: Find the perfect pumpkin for you. If you want to make something scary, look for an old and weathered pumpkin. If you want to carve rainbow dash, try a pumpkin that is nice and fresh. A big pumpkin is not necessarily your friend as it requires more work, and small pumpkins can be adorable. 2. Plan I’m going to tell you something controversial about pumpkin carving: you don’t have to carve. If you’re lazy, you can put a patterned stocking around it. You can use tacks, props, and even henna. Paint is always an option! If you prefer carving, you can use a dry erase marker to put your design down. The marker comes off pumpkins easily, so you can try many designs out. 3. Gutting So you’ve decided to carve instead of taking the lazy way out, where do you start? You have to decide whether or not you want a glowing pumpkin first. You can keep the insides intact and skip this step. First, carve the top off at a 45° angle so the top can be replaced easily. Using a huge spoon, take out the insides. You might want to have newspaper down when you do this. You can be wasteful and throw these insides out or reuse them for pumpkin pie, roasted pumpkin seeds, or as a prop for your pumpkin (i.e. a “puking” pumpkin). 4. Carving You need a nice knife for this part. You can either use your kitchen knife or a kit from a store. Power tools are best for this, but I doubt Jo would let that pass. If you only want to peel one layer away instead of cutting through to the core, try an exact-o-knife. If you want to be hardcore, you can carve the inside of the pumpkin by taking the skin off (if you skipped part 3). 5. Preservation If you’re like me and you bought your pumpkin too early, you can soak it in bleach to make it last longer. The fridge also works wonders but my roommate won’t let me take out all our perishables from the fridge. 6. What now? Your wonderful pumpkin can now be put out on display! If you’re nice, you’ll donate it to RHC for the monster bash for decorations. After your pumpkin is dead, gather your friends for a ceremonial bashing. Places Around Campus. . . ! PAGE 5 VOLUME 1 ! OCTOBER 20, 2013 Lava and It’s Bad Reputation By Ryanne Popken One of the hawaiian islands first started to form about five hundred thousand years ago with the first eruption of a volcano above sea level. The island of Hawaii has been built solely by the eruptions of volcanoes, the two most active of which are Mauna Loa and Kilauea. The type of volcanoes on the Hawaiian islands are shield volcanoes. They are called this because their shape is similar to that of a warrior's shield. They erupt lava which is melted basalt. This lava moves very slowly and eventually goes into the ocean where it cools and continues to expand the size of the islands. The Yellowstone volcano on the other hand is a caldera volcano. These are much more dangerous because their eruptions are explosive and can send debris and ash for thousands of miles. The Yellowstone volcano has shaped the Yellowstone national park. The different aspects and features of the park have been created by the explosions and the collapse of the ground into empty magma chambers. Two of the worlds largest known volcanic eruptions have been by the Yellowstone volcano. The Huckleberry Ridge Tuff erupted about 2.1 million years ago. ! These created both thick volcanic deposits and a huge caldera. A caldera is when after a volcanic eruption the ground collapses in on an empty magma chamber. Often times these calderas when very slowly “refill” and after millions of years when once again be a volcano. The Mesa Falls Tuff erupted about one point three million years ago. After this the Yellowstone Plateau became active. About six hundred and forty thousand years ago Lava Creek Tuff erupted and created another caldera. Since then there has not been a full eruption, but Yellowstone does have many geysers were pressure from volcanic gases are released. The Yellowstone volcano and caderas were created by a cycle of three volcanic eruptions. These were extraordinarily large, Huckleberry Tuff, Lava Creek Tuff and Mesa Falls Tuff. Its is because of these three explosions that Yellowstone is shaped they way it is, they have both created rock formations and destroyed rock formations. They also created the volcanic rock layers, these layers consist mainly of Rhyolite. Yellowstone still presents a threat even today, there is a risk for a eruption. But also there is the risk for hydro- thermal explosions, volcanic ash releases and pyroclastic flows. I think its interesting how what is viewed as being so dangerouslava-actually isn’t the dangerous part of a volcanic eruption. Shield volcanoes and basalt lava flows can destroy property but often are easy to avoid and can have minimum loss of live. The actual danger comes from composite/caldera volcanoes and the deadly ash they produce. These ash can spread thousands of miles and people can be suffocated by it. Not to mention the initial loss of life at the time of the eruption. The debris slung by composite volcanoes can cause major loss of life and property damage. The eruption of Mount Saint Helen caused great loss of life and a destroyed a practically ancient forest. While the shield volcanoes continue to erupt adding more land area to Hawaii, composite volcanoes lurk in the background and could erupt at any time. There are the true danger. Yet Yellowstone is still a famous and active national state park, with people even hiking the volcano. One day it will erupt again, hopefully not in our lifetime. But until we develop the technological means to precisely predict when it will erupt, it serves a constant threat. PAGE 6 VOLUME 1 ! OCTOBER 20, 2013 Cinephiles Anonymous By Matthew Kopf The jig is up. After ten and a half months, and with awards season warming up, there aren’t many more opportunities on the horizon for horrendous movies. Which is why I have decided to become proactive and compile this list for the Worst Movies Of 2013 So Far. If you saw all of these, then we have something in common. If you are a woman, then we should get together some time. If you are a man, we can hug it out and cry together. (This list is in order from worst to disaster.) 5. A Good Day To Die Hard Wanna know what caused the Chernobyl Disaster? So there was this guy that liked eating carrots, and he was paid by this war criminal (the twist at the end is that the bad guy is, in fact, the bad guy) to act as the bad guy instead of him. He got into a tift with this other guy, and to get rid of the secret lab that the rival had underneath the plant, the war criminal plotted the meltdown. Throw in an uninspired script, bad acting, and a movie that is basically a 90 minute climax, and you get $30 spent in Aspirin. 1.5/4 Stars. 4. Paranoia Poor Liam Hemsworth is trying to be like his big brother and have a career. This “star vehicle” with Harrison Ford and Gary Oldman has your necessary bland teenage romance (odd considering Hemsworth is over 20), the most obvious plot structure, and villain even worse than Die Hard 5. I do not know much of the mechanical and technical aspects of the movie, but even I could tell a smart movie from a stupid one, and the crew of this movie could be up for some Darwin Awards. The only enjoyable thing was towards the end, where Hemsworth daintily runs away like The Dukes of Hazard driving into the hood. That needs to be a GIF. Seriously. 1.5/4 Stars. 3. Kick Ass 2 I do not know if I was just tired, or irritable, but this movie could not have come at a worse time for me. This is one of the most uninspired, artless, and surprisingly boring movie sequels I have seen in recent memory. The effects, acting, and storyline are as generic and poor as it gets. The characters are incredibly bland. The one good character in the last movie, Hit Girl, is reduced to being in an insulting subplot straight out of Full House where she is bullied and embarrassed by some mean girl. The villain is horrendous and stupid. There is a character that, for no real reason, turns on his friends only to come back. Why did this movie have to exist? Why am I even typing this out? I could put white out on this whole thing except for the title and that would have been good enough for me. 0/4 Stars. 2. The Big Wedding (2 and 1 are interchangeable) You probably don’t know about this movie, and I wish I was you, dear reader. This was another ensemble comedy, and those rarely work out. Big actors acting out the lowest form of imagination. Obviously, nobody cared about this movie. This is just a whole bunch of 1% people involved in problems that nobody in a million years would be involved in. It is 2013. We are in the midst of a Government Shutdown. The volatile economy gives people enough of a headache already. This movie is a waste of existence. We do not need movies like these. This movie is so bad that I went back to Redbox and asked for a refund. Poor Robert DeNiro. Silver Linings Playbook seems so far away. 0/4 Stars. * Article Continued on Page 11 ! PAGE 7 VOLUME 1 ! OCTOBER 20, 2013 A Gem In A Sea Of Pebbles By Anon Very often, I tend to ruminate on the events of the day - what people had to say and the collective outlook of people towards myself. At this very moment, I am attempting, in vain to foresee the reaction of the poor soul being requested her perusal. The modern-day solution to most problems - Google. My browser history, a beacon of absolute infidelity at this point, I assure you, would reveal a wide array of astrology sights, Facebook profiles, The Big Bang Theory videos, courtesy of YouTube and my tendency of not signing out from gmail. Obviously, my conception of myself has become subjective to my social environment which in turn is dependent upon a bigger picture, which is determined by my perception of my environment, which is the best bet for diverting my mind. I think I also owe you an apology for the bitter taste of condescension that the title might portray but I think it would not be an injustice to myself to say I'm a pebble. Not a very shiny one, that's all. On an evening like any other, characterized by highlights such as an 11 oz. bag of fatty acids and a particularly repetitive series of youtube videos, I stumbled upon one 46 minute madness that changed the way I view the world. It was always a radical belief, to employ a cliche, that the world was inhabited by creatures who did not perceive evolution as I did, and still do. That video changed everything. For once I was not sleeping right and eating right, because I felt good. It's also a source of amusement for me when I read and review this essay, if you will, because my urge to employ ostentatious language has never been any weaker. Pardon me for wasting the time you could spend reading of an intellectual jargon, who I will not be any more tardy in introducing. His name was Kim Peek. He was a gem. Born with a congenital neurological disorder (FG syndrome), Kim was identified as a Savant. His early life, which I was able to read about in broken pieces fascinated me. Again I would like to beg of you to not let my language be a restriction on the level of intellect I am about to impress upon. The man in question had a recorded IQ of 87. He was born with a damaged cerebellum and had inherent weaknesses which separated him from his more normal counterparts. He could recite the alphabet, read rudimentary English and recite numbers by age 3 but struggled with walking until he was 5. The verdict of a neurologist whom his concerned parents consulted and which incontrovertibly inspires loathing on my part is that he was a hopeless case, and a special institution was what he needed. A brain scan in his final years of life revealed that he did not have a well defined corpus callosum thereby implying that his cerebral hemispheres were not directly connected, which coupled with congenital cerebellum injury probably justifies his motor maladies. The same scan revealed that the corpus callosum fibres were traveling to a random array of locations on his cerebrum. The consequent white-matter deficit is what accounts for his poor logical understanding, though his memory is almost impeccable. As I am given to understand, all it takes is a smile and a wee bit of patience before he is practicall reciting your postal code and area code. But the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, so he was obligated to deal with the baggage that he had to carry in terms of his deficient physical life and social logic.* *Article Continued on Page 11 ! PAGE 8 VOLUME 1 ! Horoscopes By Sean Brown Aries Relationships The Sun will go through Aries' house of couples, which it'll lighten and highlight. The sentimental availability and the desire to be loved will grow, and will become the top of priorities. This is what happens every year in October. Considering the two planetary transits, the conclusion is clear: October will be a dynamic month, rich in events. Venus will change position starting October 7th 2013 promising, for the rest of the month, spiritual communion with the chosen one and romantic trips or long-distance love. The second week is the most promising time in October 2013 and can bring the happiest events. Career Collaboration will be the usual of October. They can bring you satisfactions but they can also keep you under pressure, being a source of stress, especially in the first week of the month. Competition and rivalry are not excluded. The best strategy would be for you to join forces with other people in order to reach shared objectives. On October 15th Mars will enter Aries' house of work, foreshadowing a period of dynamism and initiative, in which you can accomplish nice things. The more so as Mars will form a harmonious trine with Pluto, located in Aries' house of career, a token of ambition, determination, perseverance and intense focus on the aims already set. Nothing can stand in your way when you want something. Taurus Relationships An important period will begin, of approximately two months, of discussions, analysis and decisions. This period must be taken as a whole, because it will be based on common transits. Mercury, the planet of communication and reason, entered Taurus' house of couples on September 29th, where it'll stay until December 5th. Meanwhile, Mercury will form three conjunctions with Saturn (two in October, one in November), three conjunctions with the North Node (one in October, two in November) and will be retrograde between October 21st and November 10th 2013. You shouldn't be kidding around. The problems will be approached seriously, and they will require clear thinking and concrete solutions. The couple relationship will be looked at through the lens of objectivity, while the decisions will be taken by reason, not emotions. The discussions will be on responsibilities and taking on tasks. Diplomacy and a lot of patience will be recommended. Career The tendencies that will manifest at the level of sentimental relationships could be felt on ! OCTOBER 20, 2013 professional relationships as well. Moreover, there can appear complications related documents or files. Anyway, the period will demand a lot of attention when it comes to the relationships with the others and will require some extra effort to ensure clear and fluent communication. Professional decisions will have to be carefully thought of and it would be wiser if they were postponed for after November 10th. As for the rest, October will be an active month and could bring you satisfactions in your daily activities, especially in the first two decanates. Gemini Relationships Love will look kindly on you in October: Venus, the planet of love, will be in Gemini's house of couples. You'll now attract the attention of the opposite sex; you'll emanate warmth and kindness. The sentimental opportunities will multiply. There will be a romantic wind blowing in your life, and the sentimental behavior will be enthusiastic, maybe even exalted, with strong and intense emotions. The New Moon on October 5th 2013 could signal the beginning of a new love or the rebirth of the thrill in the old relationship, and the Venus-Moon conjunction could bring you an accomplishment or a happy event on October 8th-9th. The trine Venus will form with Uranus promises novelty and nice surprises in the first two decanates, maybe even a somehow different event that will break the usual pattern. Career There will start a complex period, which will last for two months. Mercury, Gemini's ruler, will be in Gemini's house of work, where it will become retrograde between October 21st and November 10th 2013 and where it will form several conjunctions with Saturn and the North Node. Therefore, it could be about some considerable intellectual effort or about tight connections between the profession and communications, mail, papers, writing, talking, traveling or skill. The financial interest will stay awake, and the money will come; however, it has to be carefully managed. Cancer Relationships Your sentimental life could have a rather complicated direction in the following weeks. Mercury will have a complicated itinerary in Cancer's house of love (it will be retrograde, meet Saturn and the North Node, etc.), showing hesitation or lack of confidence, drawing tension and difficulties. Or, at the best, showing interest in some very serious preoccupations, attitude which will, nevertheless, not create a climate favorable to love and pleasure. This itinerary of Mercury could cause even unpleasant discussions or could bring in the spotlight certain aspects of the relationship that are more delicate. Or it could cause blocks or inhibition, especially at the affectionate level. Communication would have an important say now, but it could also be difficult, distorted or incomplete. If you keep calm and choose to examine and discuss about the situations constructively, then you can use this transit of Mercury's to clean the relationship up and rebuild a stronger, more solid foundation for it. Career October seems to be a more relaxed month from the professional point of view - as far as this is possible, in the context of the year 2013, which demands new projects, changes, energetic action. However, with Venus in Cancer's house of work, things will go more smoothly and you'll benefit from a more peaceful work atmosphere, from tasks whose carrying out will bring you pleasure or will help you highlight your talents and creativity. As regards the ruler of Cancer's house of career, Mars, the one full of dynamism and initiative, in the first part of October 201 it'll keep manifesting its pecuniary interests vigorously. As well as in the previous month, Mars will be busy with business, investments, discovering new sources of income or developing the existing ones. Sometimes it can prove to be rather wasteful, but Cancer people don't usually take waste too far. In the second part of October, Mars will move on to Cancer's house of communication and movement A very active period will start, rich in procedures, trips and meetings. Thinking will be more alert and vigorous; there will be ideas, solutions. Leo Relationships A month that opens favorable horizons! Mars will stay in Leo in the first two weeks of October 2013, passionate, full of enthusiasm and desires. It will bring your conquering instinct to life; it will give you the courage to take the first step or to do wonderful things in the name of love. October has good news for you, also: on October 7th, Venus, the planet of love, will enter Leo's house of love, where it'll stay until November 5th. This position celebrates flirtation and gallant adventures. It'll make you extremely attractive in the eyes of the opposite sex and it usually brings appropriate opportunities for sentimental fulfillment. Career The dynamic Mars will stand by your side in the first half of October. Take advantage of this in order to start actions that require energy, boldness, combativeness and a leader's abilities! You can rely on Mars for initiatives, for opening new roads or solving crisis situations. Mars will bring speed and efficiency, but it can also be impulsive, imprudent or conflicting. Try to speculate its qualities without borrowing its flaws! Venus, the ruler of Leo's house of career, will step into Sagittarius on October 7th, a fire sign as impetuous and with lofty aspirations as Leo. Thus, the interval 7th-15th October will become favorable to large-scale projects. Venus will make your image and talents stand out and it can place you in the right place at the right time so that you can benefit from a professional opportunity. * *Continued on page 12... PAGE 9 VOLUME 1 ! THE AUTHORS’ CORNER Noah Matthews OCTOBER 20, 2013 Bailey Fabricius 1st year, Senior Major: English 1st year, Junior Major: Engineering Charlotte McCauley 2nd year, Senior Jong Min Baek 2nd year, Senior Major: Computer Science, Psychology, and Creative Writing Major: Biology, Premed Devann Kirkpatrick Ryanne Popken 2nd year, Senior Major: Epidemiology 1st year, Junior Major: Psychology Matthew Kopf Sean Brown Sophomore, RA Major: History Education 2nd year, Senior Major: Psychology and English % ! PAGE 10 VOLUME 1 ! Cinephiles Anonymous By Matthew Kopf Continued... 1. Movie 43 You may be thinking two things: Why are you such a stick in the mud, and don’t you know it’s supposed to be bad? Look, I take film seriously, and me, as well as thousands of other filmmakers are begging for a couple of bucks to show their unique perspectives and filmmaking techniques on the world. So naturally, Studio Producers decided to go for these kind of movies instead. Don’t you think that those filmmakers would beg for just one of these big time actors to be in their small indie film? Don’t you think that careful, considerate, funny, romantic, and sincere movies should be given a spotlight, instead of this? People are going to say that I don’t get it, but you know what? Maybe you don’t get it. All of this stuff OCTOBER 20, 2013 about just seeing a fun, dumb movie is just driven from those people. Now is it supposed to be so bad it’s good? I don’t buy that either. Movies that are so bad they’re good aren’t made to be intentionally bad. Most of them are taken seriously up until they become wellknown (ala Tommy Wiseau’s The Room). Why do these movies exist? Why do I exist so I have to see these? So I can save the American Economy, that’s why. A penny saved is a penny earned. So I may have just saved you $50+. Multiply that by the people who read this, and I could make my own indie film. I might even afford Halle Berry. I could make a better movie than the ones she has been in lately. All the cast, crew, producers, and caterers of this movie should be ashamed of themselves. I would rather drown in a septic tank than watch these again in a row. A Gem In A Sea Of Pebbles By Anon Continued... There is probably nothing I have enlisted that you would not find on Wikipedia, so I apologize if this was a letdown. Maybe I can attempt to compensate for that by expressing the way I feel about him. I am also well aware of your deficit of patience which I may be heavily testing but I think it would help me feel better about myself by not revealing my identity. I think that Kim Peek is like a beacon of light, at least for people such as myself, to identify with something and establish the idea that probably 'different' is not so bad. To me, he is nothing less than a ray of hope for a lot of people, mainly because he stands for knowledge personified and when I say this, I simultaneously picture a grotesque attempt at a bemused smile from Kim (if he could have read this). It inspires me enough to look beyond the petty people surrounding me and my petty worries. I feel happy now and I think I can afford the selfishness associated with saying that I haven't felt it in some time now. If your question about this essay or your evaluation, if it pleases you, leads you to the ultimate question - "What's the big deal?", I think of this as a failure on my part to convey an expression. If I was able to make you smile, even for a millisecond, I would be honored for having helped you see the gems that exist, and we forget or ignore, in the grand scheme of things. ! PAGE 11 VOLUME 1 ! Horoscopes Continued... Virgo Relationships The ruler of Virgo's house of couples, Jupiter, will be very excited, so you should do very well as concerns love until July 2014. And you'll probably really be very well. However, although you won't lack affection or offers, in some periods the sentimental life will have its curves and adventures. And October could be one of these periods. Jupiter will be stimulated and irritated at the same time by Uranus, Pluto and the Sun. Everything will go on as if there were unspoken-of tension related to power, control and pride, accompanied by unexpected outbursts. Career October will not be the month of lofty objectives and roaring success. It'll more likely be a month of hard work and doubts, of trials and difficulties. Challenges will come through the domains of the intellect, communication, information, writing, editing, discourse, negotiations, and exams. You'll have an important mission, but things will be marked by delays or misunderstandings. In order to defeat fluctuations, you have to be patient and disciplined and you have to have a method and clarity. Libra Relationships The atmosphere in the first part of October will generally be similar to the one in the previous month. The sentimental manifestations will be generous and demonstrative, and the emotions will be strong and vibrant.Within the couple, the dominant notes will be good in mood, conspiracy, friendship, and fun. There will be a lot of socialization, and socialization helps relationships or, in case you don't have a relationship yet, it can favor the appearance of one. Friends can have certain influence on your couple life (catalysts, mediators, advisors, etc.). From other points of view, October will be good for conversations or correspondence between partners. Communication will unfold smoothly and pleasantly and there will be shared ideas, impressions, and preferences. Career As regards the position and the chances to be promoted, you'll be very well. Jupiter, the Greater Benefic, will see that you perform excellently, especially if you get involved in large and bold projects, which it likes very much. Moreover, the Sun will be in Libra in the first two decanates of October, highlighting your personality and unveiling your performances. Venus will offer you satisfactions by means of intellectual work, information, communication and movement. It'll help you with exams and interviews, with meetings and negotiations. It'll lend you sweeter words, more ! OCTOBER 20, 2013 diplomatic manners and some charm that will enhance your persuasion. Work will go well: you'll have good work capacity, and your efforts will be appreciated. Scorpio Relationships After it accompanied you in the last two decanates of the previous month, Venus will still stand by your side in the first week of October. Enjoy its beneficence fully: harmony and charm. If a new affair comes along, it'll rely on shared intellectual, cultural or spiritual interests. It'll be a period in which you can discover new horizons by the side of the dear one or through them. Career The traditional ruler of your sign, Mars, will be in Scorpio's house of career until October 15th 2013. Mars will be active and combative, ambitious and determined, and in the periods when it crosses professional sectors, you'll usually impose, you'll prove your strength and value. Appropriately coordinated, Mars' energy can be constructive and efficient. After October 15th 2013, Mars will start to encourage collective initiatives, group activities. Still in the last two weeks of October a bold project for the future might have its plans set up. Calculations, papers, writing, speaking, information, trips and intellectual interests will be the top priority in October, as well as the next month. Sagittarius Relationships On the date of October 7th, Venus will enter Sagittarius, and relationships will become priorities. You'll feel the need to give and receive more affection and you'll attract romanticism and opportunities of meeting love. In this period, love can have connections with remote places, with the university or cultural environment, or it could head towards someone worthy of admiration or very well socially. Career The Sun will light your house of projects, popularity, collectivity, supporters and protectors. Mars' dynamism will first manifest in educative or cultural-scientific preoccupations, and later, directly in the area of ambition and progress. The ruler of Sagittarius' house of work, Venus, will invite you to new collaboration and partnerships. Capricorn Relationships Once Venus enters your obscure twelfth house, your sentimental life will also start a leisure phase. However, for now, you seem to need a small break; if you want it or not, that's a different story. You might want it or, better said, have some priority interests in this period. Or not want it, but have it following some retreat or disappointment. It is equally possible that in reality it will not be a break, but some isolation from the people. Career The Sun's passing through Capricorn's house of career foreshadows a period in which attention will focus on reaching success. You'll be motivated by the need for recognition, for confirmation. You'll have lofty aspirations, but they will not be easy to accomplish. The ruler of Capricorn's house of career will not have the necessary strength to support them. Or maybe you want it too much for the current context. The second part of October will bring some mobilization as concerns studies, trips or relationships with people from far away. Aquarius Relationships Mars, the planet of action entered Aquarius' house of relationships on August 28th, and stimulated it energetically in September and will continue to stimulate it until October 15th. Therefore, the first two weeks will be active and marked by events. Mars will urge you to take the first step towards the other one, to take initiative, dare, conquer. It'll be a factor of enthusiasm and exteriorization. One way or another, relationships will be connected to trips, communication, information or studies. Career The configuration of your vocational houses shows that you'll be in a period of your professional life in which you can build solidly, durably; with efforts, indeed, but with satisfactions as well. Pisces Relationships As long as Jupiter is in Pisces' house of love (June 2013 - July 2014), the sentimental life will be dominantly fulfilled. There will some surprises, challenges or tense moments as well, because Jupiter will also receive some adverse aspects from the other planets, but there will always be hope for improvement and sentimental opportunities. October will respect the general predispositions in the first half of the month, without standing out by any spectacular events. The second half, though, will be more colorful, more picturesque, and more active. Mars will enter Pisces' house of relationships, and the couple life will enhance. There can appear sudden attractions and love at first sight. Career For the long term, a favorable current will manifest in your professional life due to the trine formed by Neptune (located in Pisces), Saturn (in Scorpio) and Jupiter (in Cancer). Neptune will be responsible for inspiration and talent, Saturn for thinking and concepts, and Jupiter for opportunities. For the short term, October will be rather hectic. PAGE 12
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