Download Report

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AMERICANA
TRIALS, TROUBLES, TRIBULATIONS
PISTOL PACKIN’ MAMA
IT AIN’T GONNA RAIN NO MO
WISH I COULD SHIMMY LIKE MY SISTER KATE
DARKTOWN STRUTTERS BALL
YOUR BABY AINT SWEET LIKE MINE
CORNBREAD AND BUTTER BEANS
CATS GOT THE MEASALS
ROCKY TOP
THE NIGHT THEY DROVE OLD DIXIE DOWN
UP ON CRIPPLE CREEK
YOU CAN’T DO WRONG AND GET BY
KIRTLAND MURDER BARN
THE BARNYARD DANCE
ST JAMES INFIRMARY
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SONGS IN PROGRESS
FINGS
THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE
CRUEL TO BE KIND
DOWNTOWN
YOU AINT GOING NOWHERE
CANT GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD
BILLIRICKY DICKY.
TICKLE MY HEART
ROSETTA
MOONDANCE
I WOULD GIVE EVERTYTHING I OWN
MAKING LOVE UKULELE STYLE
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MUSIC HALL AND SIMILAR
LEANING ON A LAMPOST
HENRY THE EIGHTH
AT THE END OF ME OLD CIGAR – Roy Hud Version
AT THE END OF ME OLD CIGAR – Original Sheet Music version
ENGLANDS GLORY
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SONGS TO REVISIT
HIT THE ROAD JACK
WHAT DO YOU WANT IF YOU DONT WANT MONEY
SHES A MODEL
QUE SERA, SERA
STAR TREKKIN
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TRIALS, TROUBLES, TRIBULATIONS
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(G) Trials, troubles, tribula(Em)tions
(C) Such has (D7) never been be(G)fore
When the angels pour up(Em)on us
Their (C) vows of (D7) dread forever (G) more.
(D7) When the fire comes down from hea(Em)ven
(C) And the (D7) blood shall fill the (G) sea
I'll be carried home by Je(Em)sus
(C) And forever (D7) with him (G) be.
(G) The Beast with horns will come up(Em)on you
(C) One with (D7) seven, one with (G) ten.
Men will cry unto the moun(Em)tains,
(C) They'll pray to (D7) die, but cannot (G) win.
(D7) When the fire comes down from hea(Em)ven
(C) And the (D7) blood shall fill the (G) sea
I'll be carried home by Je(Em)sus
(C) And forever (D7) with him (G) be.
(G) The mark must be upon your fore(Em)head,
(C)These (D7) worldly goods you then can (G) buy
"Depart from me, I never knew (Em) you!"
(C) You'll hear our (D7) blessed Savior (G) cry.
(D7) When the fire comes down from hea(Em)ven
(C) And the (D7) blood shall fill the (G) sea
I'll be carried home by Je(Em)sus
(C) And forever (D7) with him (G) be.
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PISTOL PACKIN’ MAMA
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D7
(G) Lay that pistol down, babe. Lay that pistol (D7) down.
Pistol Packin Mama, lay that pistol (G) down
(G) Lay that pistol down, babe. Lay that pistol (D7) down.
Pistol Packin Mama, lay that pistol (G) down
Oh (G) drinkin beer in a cabaret and was I havin (D7) fun
Until one night she caught me right and now I'm on the (G) run.
(G) Lay that pistol down, babe. Lay that pistol (D7) down.
Pistol Packin Mama, lay that pistol (G) down
Oh, (G) she kicked out my windshield, she hit me over the (D7) head
She cussed and cried and said I lied and she wished that I was (G) dead.
(G) Lay that pistol down, babe. Lay that pistol (D7) down.
Pistol Packin Mama, lay that pistol (G) down
(G) Oh, drinkin’ beer in a cabaret and dancin’ with a (D7) blonde,
Until one night she shot out the light,___ Bang! That blonde was (G) gone.
(G) Lay that pistol down, babe. Lay that pistol (D7) down.
Pistol Packin Mama, lay that pistol (G) down
(G) I see you every night babe, I see you every (D7) day
I’ll be you regular daddy if you put the gun (G) away
(G) Lay that pistol down, babe. Lay that pistol (D7) down.
Pistol Packin Mama, lay that pistol (G) down
Instrumental verse
(G) The moral of this story is if you want to have some (D7) fun
Make sure you loving Moma don’t have a loaded (G) gun
(G) Lay that pistol down, babe. Lay that pistol (D7) down.
Pistol Packin Mama, lay that pistol (G) down
(G) Lay that pistol down, babe. Lay that pistol (D7) down.
Pistol Packin Mama, lay that pistol (G) down
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IT AIN’T GONNA RAIN NO MO
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(G) Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more, It ain't gonna rain no (D) more
It ain't gonna hail and it ain't gonna snow if it ain't gonna rain no (G) more
Chorus:
[G] Oh! it ain't gonna rain no mo' no mo, it ain't gonna rain no [D] mo',
How in the world can the old folks tell, it ain't gonna rain no [G] more?
[G] Oh the butterfly flits on wings of gold, and the June Bug wings of [D] flame.
The bedbug has no wings at all But he gets there just the [G] same
Chorus:
(G) A rich man rides a taxi A poor man rides a (D) train
A bum he walks the railroad tracks And he gets there just the (G) same!
Chorus
(Sung high) [G] Oh, mosquito he fly high, (Sung low) Oh, mosquito he fly [D] low
If ol' man Skeeter light on me, He ain't a gonna fly no [G] mo.'
Chorus
[G] Well, a man lay down by a sewer, Mm-hm, and by the sewer he [D] died,
At the coroner's inquest, they called it sewer- [G] side.
Chorus
(G) Oh, my uncle built a chimney He built it up so (D) high
He had to tear it down again to let the moon go (G) by
Chorus
[G] This city and a chorus girl are much alike, 'tis [D] true,
This city's built with outskirts and a chorus girl is [G] too.
Chorus
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WISH I COULD SHIMMY LIKE MY SISTER KATE
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[Am7] [Gdim] [Em7] [E7] [A9] [D7] [G] – all 2 chords except last G x4
[D7] I went to a dance with my sister Kate;
[G] Everybody there thought she danced so great;
[D7] I realised a thing or two,
That [G] Kate was into something new
When [D7] When I looked at Kate, she was in a trance,
I [G] know that she was shaking her dance
Now [Am7] every [Gdim] body is [Em7] going [E7] wild
Over [A9] Kate’s new [D7] dancing [G] style.
If [D7] I could shake it like my sister Kate
[G] Shake it like a bowl of jelly on a plate
[D7] My mama wanted to know last night
[G] Why does everybody treat Kate so right
Now [D7] all the boys in the neighbourhood
Knew [G] Katie could shimmy ass mighty good
I [Am7] may be [Gdim] late but I'll be [Em7] up to [E7] date
When I can [A9] shimmy like my [D7] sister [G] Kate - Oh [E7] yeah
[A9] shimmy like my [D7] sister [G] Kate.
If [D7] I could shimmy like my sister Kate,
I’d [G] never stay home, stay out too late
[D7] I get myself about as high as a kite
You [G] know I do it for you every night.
Now [D7] all the boys in the neighbourhood
Knew [G] Katie could shimmy, and it's understood
I [Am7] may be [Gdim] late but I'll be [Em7] up to [E7] date
When I can [A9] shimmy like my [D7] sister [G] Kate - Oh [E7] yeah
[A9] shimmy like my [D7] sister [G] Kate.
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DARKTOWN STRUTTERS BALL
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I'll be (C) there to getcha a taxi honey
(D7) Better be ready 'bout half past eight.
(G7) Now baby (Csus4) don't be (G7) late!
I wanna (C) be there when the (G7) band starts playing.
Re(C)member when we get there honey.
(D7) Two-step I'm gonna have them all.
Gonna (F) dance out of both of my (E7) shoes,
When they (C) play the Jelly Roll (A7) Blues,
To(D7)morrow night at the (G7) Darktown Strutter's (C) Ball (G7).
1st 2 verses instrumental
I'll be (C) there to getcha a taxi honey
(D7) Better be ready 'bout half past eight.
(G7) Now baby (Csus4) don't be (G7) late!
I wanna (C) be there when the (G7) band starts playing.
Re(C)member when we get there honey.
(D7) Two-step I'm gonna have them all.
Gonna (F) dance out of both of my (E7) shoes,
When they (C) play the Jelly Roll (A7) Blues,
To(D7)morrow night at the (G7) Darktown Strutter's (C) Ball (G7).
1st 2 verses instrumental
Gonna (F) dance out of both of my (E7) shoes,
When they (C) play the Jelly Roll (A7) Blues,
To(D7)morrow night at the (G7) Darktown Strutter's (A7) Ball
To(D7)morrow night at the (G7) Darktown Strutter's (C) Ball (G7) (C) (G7) (C)
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YOUR BABY AINT SWEET LIKE MINE
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(Bb) Everybodys talkin' bout their (F) sweetie nowadays
(F) I've got the one with the (Bb) sweetest ways
(Bb) Your baby may (F) roll the jelly fine
(Tacet) But nobody's baby can roll it like mine
(Bb) Your baby aint (F) sweet like mine
(F) She does the jelly roll (Bb) all the time
(Bb) And when I'm feelin' (F) lonesome and blue
(Tacet) My baby knows just what to do
(Bb) She even calls me (F) hoooney
(F) She even lets me spend the (Bb) moooney
(D7) Never has my (Bb) baby (Gm) put me outdoors
(D7) She even buys (Bb) me (Gm) all my clothes
And (Eb) I don't mean to (Edim) brag just wanna (Bb) put you in (G7) line
(C7) Your baby aint (F7) sweet like (Bb) mine no (G7) no
(C7) Your baby aint (F7) sweet like (Bb) mine
(Bb) Your baby aint (F) sweet like mine
(F) She does the jelly roll (Bb) all the time
(Bb) And when I'm feelin' (F) lonesome and blue
(Tacet) My baby knows just what to do
(Bb) She even calls me (F) hoooney
(F) She even lets me spend the (Bb) moooney
(D7) Never has my (Bb) baby (Gm) put me outdoors
(D7) She even buys (Bb) me (Gm) all my clothes
And (Eb) I don't mean to (Edim) brag just wanna (Bb) put you in (G7) line
(C7) Your baby aint (F7) sweet like (Bb) mine no (G7) no
(C7) Your baby aint (F7) sweet like (Bb) mine
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CORNBREAD AND BUTTER BEANS
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[G] Cornbread and butter beans and you across the [D7] table
Eating beans and making love as long as I am [G] able
Hoeing corn and cotton, too, and when the day is [D7] over
Ride a mule, a crazy fool, and love again all [G] over.
[G] Goodbye. Don’t you cry. I’m going to Lou’si[D7]ana,
Buy a dog and a big fat hog and marry Suzy [G] Anna.
Sing-song, ding-dong, gonna take a trip to [D7] China
Cornbread and butter beans, and there to Caro[G]lina.
Chorus
[G] Wearing shoes and drinking booze is going against the [D7] Bible
A necktie will make you die and cause you lots of [G] trouble
Streetcars and whiskey bars and kissing pretty [D7] woman,
Whoa, man, that’s the end of a terrible be[G]ginning.
Chorus
[G] Can’t read and don’t care and education’s [D7] awful
Raising heck and writing checks, that ought to be un[G]lawful
Silk hose and pretty clothes are just a waste of [D7] money
I can see how glad you’ll be to marry me, my [G] honey.
Chorus
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CATS GOT THE MEASALS
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Oh the (C) cat's got the measles, and the dog got the whoopin' cough, dog(C7)gone.
The (F) cat's got the measles, and the dog got the whoopin' (C) cough
Dog(G)gone a man who'd let a (F) woman be his (C) boss......doggone my time.
I (C) Thought I heard a rockin' deep down in the ground, dog(C7)gone.
I (F) thought I heard a rockin' deep down in the (C) ground.
It (G) must have been the devil a (F) chainin' my good gal (C) down.....doggone my time.
Instrumental verse
(C) I ain't good lookin' and my teeth don't shine like pearls, dog(C7)gone.
I (F) ain't good lookin' and my teeth don't shine like (C) pearls,
But I've (G) got what it takes to carry me (F) through this cockeyed (C) world, doggone
my time.
Oh the (C) cat's got the measles, and the dog got the whoopin' cough, dog(C7)gone.
The (F) cat's got the measles, and the dog got the whoopin' (C) cough
Dog(G)gone a man who'd let a (F) woman be his (C) boss..... doggone my time.
(C) I ain't no devil, Just borned in a lion's den, dog(C7)gone.
I (F) ain't no devil, just born in a lion's (C) den.
And (G) my chief occupation's takin' (F) women from the monkey (C) men.....doggone
my time.
Instrumental verse
(C) Some men don't like me just because I keep my pride, dog(C7)gone.
Some (F) men don't like me just because I keep my (C) pride,
But (G) the women cry "Poppa," say they (F) want to be my (C) bride...doggone my time.
Oh the (C) cat's got the measles, and the dog got the whoopin' cough, dog(C7)gone.
The (F) cat's got the measles, and the dog got the whoopin' (C) cough
Dog(G)gone a man who'd let a (F) woman be his (C) boss, doggone my time.
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ROCKY TOP
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[C] Wish that I was [F] on ol’ [C] Rocky Top
[Am] Down in the [G7]Tennessee [C] hills
Aint no smoggy [F] smoke on [C] Rocky Top
[Am] Aint no [G7] telephone [C] bills
[C] Once I had a [F]girl on [C] Rocky Top
[Am] Half bear the [G7] other half [C] cat
Wild as a mink but [F] sweet as [C] soda pop
[Am] I still [G7] dream about [C] that
Chorus
[Am] Rocky Top you’ll [G] always be [Bb] home sweet home to [F] me
Good ol’ [C] Rocky Top, Rocky Top [Bb] Tennes[C]see
Rocky Top [Bb ]Tennes[C]see
[C] Once two strangers [F] climbed ol’ [C] Rocky Top
[Am] lookin’ for a [G7] moonshine [C] still
Strangers aint come [F] down from [C] Rocky Top.
[Am] Reckon they [G7] never [C] will
[C] Corn don’t grow at [F] all on [C] Rocky Top,
[Am] Dirts too [G7] rocky by [C] far
That’s why all the [F] folks on [C] Rocky Top
[Am]Get their [G7] corn from a [C] jar
Chorus
I’ve had years of [F] cramped up [C] city life,
[Am] Trapped like a [G7] duck in a [C] pen
All I know is [F] it’s a [C] pity, life
[Am] can’t be [G7] simple a[C]gain
Chorus x2
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THE NIGHT THEY DROVE OLD DIXIE DOWN
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[Am] [C] [F] [G] [C] [G]
[Am] Virgil [C] Caine is the name and I [F] served on the [Am] Danville [Dm] Train
[Am] ‘Til Stoneman’s [C] cavalry came and they [F] tore up the [Am] tracks a-[Dm]gain
[Am] In the winter of [F] ’65, we were [C] hungry, just [Dm] barely alive
[Am] By May tenth, [F] Richmond had fell, It’s a [C] time I re-[Dm]member oh so [D] well [D]
Chorus
The [C] night they [F] drove old Dixie [C] down,
when all the [F] bells were ringin’
The [C] night they [F] drove old Dixie [C] down,
and all the [F] people were singin’
They went [C] na…na na na [Am] na na na na…
[D] na na na na na [F] na na na na na [F] [G]
[Am] Back with my wife in [C] Tennessee, when [F] one day she [Am] called to [Dm] me
[Am] Said “Virgil, [C] quick come and see, [F] there goes the [Am] Robert E. [Dm] Lee!”
Now [Am] I don’t mind [F] choppin’ wood, and I [C] don’t care if the [Dm] money’s no good
Ya [Am] take what ya need and ya [F] leave the rest, but they should [C] never have [Dm]
taken the very [D] best [D]
Chorus
[Am] Like my father be-[C]fore me, [F] I will [Am] work the [Dm] land
[Am] And like my brother a-[C]bove me, [F] I took a [Am] rebel [Dm] stand
He was [Am] just 18, [F] proud and brave, but a [C] Yankee laid him [Dm] in his grave
I [Am] swear by the blood be-[F]low my feet, you can’t [C] raise a Caine back [Dm] up when
he’s in de-[D]feat [D]
Repeat Chorus x 2 – ending on a [C]
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UP ON CRIPPLE CREEK
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When (A) I get off of this mountain, you (D) know where I want to go?
(A) Straight down the (D) Mississippi River to the (E) Gulf of Mexico.
To (A) Lake Charles, Louisianna, little (D) Bessie, a girl who I once knew.
(A) She told me just to (D) come on by if there's (E) anything that she could do.
Chorus (A) Up on Cripple Creek, she sends me.
(D) If I spring a leak, she mends me.
(E) I don't have to speak, she defends me.
(F#m) A drunkard's dream if I (G) ever did see one.
(A) Good luck had just stung me, to the (D) race track I did go.
(A) She bet on one horse to win and I (E) bet on another to show.
The (A) odds were in my favor, I (D) had them five to one.
(A) When that nag to (D) win came around the track, (E) sure enough we had won.
Chorus
(A) I took up all of my winnings and I (D) gave little Bessie half.
(A) She tore it up and (D) threw it in my face (E) just for a laugh.
(A) Now there's one thing in the whole wide world (D) I sure would like to see.
(A) That's when that little (D) love of mine dips her (E) doughnut in my tea.
Chorus
(A) Me and my mate we were back at the shack, we had (D) Spike Jones on the box.
(A) She says, "I can't take the (D) way he sings, but I (E) love to hear him talk.
(A) Now that just gave my heart a throb to the (D) bottom of my feet.
(A) And I swore as I (D) took another pull, my (E) Bessie can't be beat.
Chorus
Now there's a (A) flood out in California and up (D) north it's freezing cold.
(A) And this living (D) on the road is (E) getting pretty old.
So I (A) guess I'll call up my big mama, (D) tell her I'll be rolling in.
But you (A) know, deep down, I'm (D) kind of tempted
To (E) go and see my Bessie again.
Chorus then A D A D x4 and fade
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YOU CAN’T DO WRONG AND GET BY
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(C) I remember my (F) grandfather's (C) counsel
As he laid the (D7) leather to my (G7) hide
He (C) said there's just one (F) rule to life that (C) always will (F) apply
You (C) can't do (G7) wrong and get (C) by
Now lessons tend to (F) fade as we grow (C) older
And I found myself in (D7) jail at twenty(G7)five
Had to (C) sit there by my (F) lawyer the old (C) judge looked me in the (F) eye
Said you (C) can't do (G7) wrong and get (C) by
You (F) can't do wrong and get (C) by for very long
Do wrong and all your troubles multi(G7)ply
You (C) may not face them (F) here but you'll (C) face the man on (F) high
You (C) can't do (G7) wrong and get (C) by
Now once I had a (F) wife and loving (C) children
But I gave into the (D7) pleasures of the (G7) night
She (C) used my grand dads (F) very words to (C) say her last good(F)bye
You (C) can't do (G7) wrong and get (C) by
You (F) can't do wrong and get (C) by for very long
Do wrong and all your troubles multi(G7)ply
You (C) may not face them (F) here but you'll (C) face the man on (F) high
You (C) can't do (G7) wrong and get (C) by
Oh (F) no you (C) can't do (G7) wrong and get (C) by
A13
KIRTLAND MURDER BARN
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Gsus4
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[C] [F] [Am] [G] [C] [F] [Am] [G]
[C] The family seemed so [F] nice [Am] Just a little with- [G] drawn
[C] It's not the kind of [F] place Where this [Am] kind of thing goes [G] on
[C] I've lived here most my [F] life On this [Am] little ten acre [G] farm [Gsus4]
Now I [C] live a- [G] cross the [Am] street [G] from the [F] Kirtland [G] Murder [C] Barn
[C] [G] [Am] [G] [F] [G] [C]
[C] I ain't never seen so [F] many cops Walking [Am] up and down my [G] street
[C] I ain't never seen so [F] many reporters [Am] Looking for the [G] beat
[C] Scribbling in their [F] notebooks [Am] And talking in their micro- [G] phones [Gsus4]
As the [C] cops dig [G] up the [Am] bones [G] in the [F] Kirtland [G] Murder [C] Barn
[Dm] Snakes and ladders, [G7] Latter Day Saints.
[Dm] From the Church down the [G7] road
[Dm] You is what you is and you [G7] ain't what you ain't,
[D7] But it ain't no religion I [G7] know...
[C] [F] [Am] [G] [C] [F] [Am] [G]
[C] They arrested two people in [F] Kansas [Am] Two others in Bates City, [G] Mo.
[C] The cops found five [F] bodies [Am] Buried under the [G] floor
[C] Me, I don't under- [F] stand [Am] The people come and [G] go [Gsus4]
[C] Pointing [G] out their [Am] windows [G] at the [F] Kirtland [G] Murder [C] Barn
[C] [G] [Am] [G] [F] [G] [C]
[C] Pointing [G] out their [Am] windows [G] at the [F] Kirtland [G] Murder [C] Barn
A14
THE BARNYARD DANCE
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C
G7
D7
A7
[F] It was late one [C] night by the [F] pale moon- [C] light
All the vegetables [G7] gave a [C] spree
[F] They put out a [C] sign that said there’s [F] dancing at [C] nine
And [D7] all the admissions were [G7] free.
[F] There were peas and [C] greens, and [F] cabbage and [C]beans
It was the biggest crowd you [G7] ever did [C] see
[A7] And when old man cucumber struck up that number,
You [D7] shoulda heard those vegetables [G7] scream.
[A7] Oh, the little turnip top was doin' the backwards flop
[D7] The cabbage shook the shimmy and she couldn’t stop
[G7] The little red beet shook his feet
And the [C] [no chord] watermelon died of the cockeyed heat
[A7] Little tomata, agitator
[D7] Shook the shimmy with the sweet potata
And [F]old man [F#dim] garlic dropped [C] dead of the [A7] colic
[D7] Down at the [G7] Barnyard [C] Dance, this [A7] morning
[D7] Down at the [G7] Barnyard [C] Dance
Instrumental (As Last Verse above)
F#dim
A15
ST JAMES INFIRMARY
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E7
Dm
F7
I went (Am) down to the (E7) St. James Inf(Am)irmary
to see my (Dm) baby (Am) there,
she was lying on a (E7) long white (Am) table,
(F7) so (Am) sweet, so (E7) cool, so (Am) fair.
(E7) Went (Am) up to (E7) see the (Am) doctor.
She’s very (Dm) low he (Am) said
Went back to (E7) see my (Am) baby
(F7)great (Am) God she was (E7) lying there (Am) dead (E7)
I went (Am) down to (E7) Old Joe's (Am) bar-room,
on the corner (Dm) by the (Am) square,
They were serving (E7) drinks as (Am) usual (F7)
and the (Am) usual (E7) crowd was (Am) there
(E7) On my (Am) left stood (E7)Joe Mc(Am)Kenedy
his eyes (Dm) bloodshot (Am) red,
he turned to the (E7) crowd a(Am)round him (F7)
these (Am) are the (E7) words he (Am) said (E7)
Let her (Am) go, let her (E7) go, God (Am) bless her
wherever (Dm) she may (Am) be,(E7)
she may (Am) search this (E7) wide world (Am) over (F7)
she'll (Am) never find a (E7) man like (Am) me (E7)
Oh (Am) When I (E7) die please (Am) bury me,
in my high top (Dm) Stetson (Am) hat (E7)
put a (Am) gold piece (E7) on my (Am) watch chain, (F7)
so they’ll (Am) know I died (E7) standing (Am) pat (E7)
Get (Am) 6 gablers to (E7) carry my (Am) coffin,
six chorus to (Dm) sing my (Am) song (E7),
put a (Am) jazz band (E7) on my (Am) tailgate (F7)
to raise (Am) hell, as we (E7) go a(Am)long (E7)
Now (Am) thats the (E7) end of my (Am) story
Lets have another (Dm) round of (Am) booze (E7)
And if (Am) anyone should (E7) ask you - just (Am) tell em (F7)
I got the (Am) St James Inf(E7)irmary (Am) blues
B1
FINGS
F
Dm7
C7
Cm7
Gm7
C
F#dim
F7
Bb
Bbm
They (F) changed (Dm7) our (Gm7) local (C7) Palais in(F)to (Dm7) a (Gm7) bowling
(C7)alley and
(F) fings (Dm7) ain't (Gm7) what they (C7) used to (F) be (Dm7) (Gm7)
(C7)There's (F) Teds (Dm7) with (Gm7) drainpipe (C7) trousers
and (F) Debs (Dm7) in (Gm7) coffee (C7)houses and
(F) fings (F#dim) ain't (Gm7) what they (C7) used to (Cm7) be
(F7) It used to be (Bb) fun Dad and old Mum paddling down old Southend but now it aint
(Bbm) done. Never mind chum (F) Paris is now (Dm7) where we (Gm7) spend our
(C7) outings
(F) Grand (Dm7) ma (Gm7) tried to (C7) shock as all (F) do(Dm7)ing (Gm7) knees up
(C7)rock and roll
Corr (F) mon(Dm7)keys (Gm7) flying (C7) round the moon (F) we'll (Dm7) be (Gm7) up
there (C7) wiv em soon
(F) fings (Dm7) ain't (Gm7) what they (C7) used to (F) (Dm7) (Gm7) (C7)
(F) Once (Dm7) our (Gm7) beer was (C7) frothy but (F) now (Dm7) its (Gm7) frothy
(C7) coffee - NO!
(F) fings (F#dim) ain't (Gm7) what they (C7) used to (Cm7) be
(F7) We used to have (Bb) trams not very quick gotcha from place to place but now
there's just (Bbm) jams - half a mile thick (F) stay in the (Dm7) human (Gm7) race – I’m
(C7) walking
(F) The’ve (Dm7) stuck (Gm7) parking (C7) meters out(F)side (Dm7) our (Gm7) doors
to greet us (F) fings (Dm7) ain't (Gm7) what they (C7) used to (F)
(F) Did (Dm7) the (Gm7) lot we (C7) used t’ and
(F) fings (F#dim) ain't (Gm7) what they (C7) used to (Cm7) be (Dm7) (Gm7) (C7)
B2 THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE
F#m
D
Bbm7
Bm
Em
F#7
Bm7
Gm7
G
Eb
Ab
E7
Fm7
Em7
F#
Gmaj7
Intro: (Ab) (Eb) (Fm7) (Eb) (Ab) (Eb) (Bbm7)
(Bm) Too many broken hearts have (G) fallen in the river.
(D) Too many (F#m) lonely souls have (E7) drifted out to sea.
(G)You lay your bets and then you (F#7) pay the price.
The (Em7) things we do for (D) love, the (Em) things we do for (D) love.
(Bm) Communication is the (G) problem to the answer.
(D) You've got her (F#m) number and your (E7) hand is on phone.
(G) The weather's turned and all the (Em) lines are (F#7) down.
The (Em7) things we do for (D) love, the (Em) things we do for (D) love.
(Tacet) Like walking in the (D) rain and the snow. When there's nowhere to go.
And you're (Em) feelin' like a (D) part of you is (A) dying.
And you're (Bm7) looking for the (A) answer in her (Gmaj7) eyes.
You (A) think you're gonna (F#7) break up - then she (Bm7) says she wants to (Gm7) make up.
(Ab) Ooh you made me (Eb) love you.
(Fm7) Ooh you've got a(Eb)way
(Ab) Ooh you had me (Eb) crawling on the (Bbm7) floor.
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK: (Bm) (G) (Bm) (F#m) (E7) (G) (Em) (F#) (Em) (D) (Em) (D)
(Tacet) Like walking in the (D) rain and the snow. When there's nowhere to go.
And you're (Em) feelin' like a (D) part of you is (A) dying.
And you're (Bm7) looking for the (A) answer in her (Gmaj7) eyes.
You (A) think you're gonna (F#7) break up - then she (Bm7) says she wants to (Gm7) make up.
(Ab) Ooh you made me (Eb) love you.
(Fm7) Ooh you've got a (Eb) way
(Ab) Ooh you had me (Eb) crawling on the (Bbm7) floor.
(Bm) A compromise would surely (G) help the situation.
(D) Agree to (F#m) disagree but (E7) disagree to part
(G) When after all it's just a (Em) compro(F#7) mise of
The (Em7) things we do for (D) love, the (Em) things we do for (D) love.
The (Em7) things we do for (D) love, the (Em) things we do for (D) love
B3
CRUEL TO BE KIND
C
Em
F
G
Dm
Am
A
INTRO: [C] [Em] [F] [G] [C] [Em] [F] [G] [G]
Oh, [C] I can't take another [Em] heartache
Though you [F] say oh my friend, [G] I'm at my wit's end
[C] You say your love is [Em] bonafide,
But that don't [F] coin[Am]cide B
With the things that you [F] do and when I [Em] ask you to be [F] nice
You [G] say you've got to be...
Chorus:
[F] Cruel to be [G] kind [Em] in the right [Am] measure
[F] Cruel to be [G] kind it's a [Em] very good [Am] sign
[F] Cruel to be [G] kind [Em] means that I [Am] love you
[F] Baby, got to be cruel, got to be cruel to be kind
Repeat Intro
Well [C] I do my best to under[Em]stand dear
But you [F] still mystify and [G] I want to know why
[C] I pick myself up [Em] off the ground
To have you [F] knock me [Am] back down [Dm]
Again and [F] again and when I [Em] ask you to ex[F]plain
You [G] say, you've got to be...
Chorus
[C ]Ooh ooh ooh, [A] ooh.. ooh... ooh...
B4
DOWNTOWN
G
C
D
Bm
Am
Dm
Em
G
C
D
G
C
D
When you`re alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go ..... Down- town.
G
C
D
G
C
D
When you`ve got worries, all the noise and the hurry seems to help, I know.... Downtown.
G
Em
Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city
G
Em
linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty,
Bm
C
How can you lose......... the lights are much brighter there,
Em
A
Em
A
You can for-get all your troubles, for-get all your cares, so go
G
Am
Bm
G
Am
Bm
G
Downtown, no finer place for sure, Downtown, everything`s waiting for you,......
Downtown.
G
C
D
G
C
D
Don`t hang around and let your problems sur-round you, there are movie shows...Downtown.
G
C
D
G
C
D
Maybe you know some little places to go to, where they never close........Down-town.
G
Em
Just listen to the rhythm of the gentle Bossanova,
G
Em
you`ll be dancing with them, too, be-fore the night is over,
Bm
C
Happy again..........The lights are much brighter there,
Em
A
Em
A
you can for-get all your troubles, for-get all your cares, so go
G
Am
Bm
Downtown, where all the lights are bright
G
Am
Bm
G
C D
Downtown, waiting for you tonight, Downtown.
G
Em
And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you,
G
Em
someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to
Bm
C
guide them along.........So maybe I`ll see you there,
Em
A
Em
A
we can for-get all our troubles, for-get all our cares. So go
G
Am
Bm
downtown, things will be great when you`re
G
Am
Bm
G
Downtown, don`t wait a minute more, Downtown....
B5
YOU AINT GOING NOWHERE
G
Am
C
[G] Clouds so swift [Am] rain won't lift
[C] Gate won't close [G] railings froze
[G] Get your mind off [Am] wintertime
[C] You ain't goin' no[G]where
Chorus:
[G] Whoo-ee [Am] ride me high
[C] Tomorrow's the day my [G] bride's gonna come
[G] Oh oh are [Am] we gonna fly [C] down in the easy [G] chair
[G] I don't care how many [Am] letters they sent
[C] Morning came and [G] morning went
[G] Pick up your money and [Am] pack up your tent
[C] You ain't goin' no[G]where
Chorus
[G] Buy me a flute and a [Am] gun that shoots
[C] Tail gates and [G] substitutes
[G] Strap yourself to the [Am] tree with roots
[C] You ain't goin' no[G]where
Chorus
[G] Genghis Khan he [Am] could not keep
[C] All his kings su[G]pplied with sleep
[G] We'll climb that hill no [Am] matter how steep
[C] When we get up to [G] it
Chorus
B6
Dm
CANT GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD
Am
Bb
A
E7
Em7
Gm7 Asus4
[Dm] [Am] [Dm] [Am]
[Dm] La la la la la la la la [Am] La la la la la la la la
[Dm] La la la la la la la la [Am] La la la la la la la la
I just [Dm] can't get you out of my head
Boy your [Am] loving is all I think about
I just [Dm] can't get you out of my head
Boy it's [Am] more than I dare to think about
[Dm] La la la la la la la la [Am] La la la la la la la la
I just [Dm] can't get you out of my head
Boy your [Am] loving is all I think about
I just [Dm] can't get you out of my head
Boy it's [Am] more than I dare to think about
[Bb] Every [A] night [E7] every [A] day
[Gm7] Just to be there in your [Asus4] arms [A]
Won't you [Dm] sta[Am]y won't you [Dm] la[Am]y
Stay for [Bb] ever and ever and [Asus4] ever and [A] ever...
[Dm] La la la la la la la la [Am] La la la la la la la la
[Dm] La la la a la la la la [Am] La la la la la la la la
I just [Dm] can't get you out of my head
Boy your [Am] loving is all I think about
I just [Dm] can't get you out of my head
Boy it's [Am] more than I dare to think about
[Bb] There's a [A] dark [E7] secret in [A] me
[Gm7] Don't leave me locked in your [Asus4] heart [A]
Set me [Dm] fre[Am]e feel the [Dm] need in [Am] me
Set me [Dm] fre[Am]e
Stay for [Bb] ever and ever and [Asus4] ever and [A] ever...
[Dm] La la la la la la la la [Am] La la la la la la la la
[Dm] La la lal a la la la la [Am] La la la la la la la la
[Dm] La la la la la la la la [Am] La la la la la la la la
I just [Bb] can't get you out of my head........
B7
BILLIRICKY DICKY.
G
C
F
Em
A
D
Good evening i'm from Essex in case you couldn't tell. My given name is Dickie, I come
from Billericay and I'm doing very well
Had a (C) love affair with Nina in the (G) back of my Cortina.
A (F) seasoned up hye(G)na could (C) not have been more obscener.
She (Em) took me to the cleaners and (A) other misdemeanours,
but I (Em) got right up between her (G) rum and her Ribena,
(D) well (Em) you ask Joyce and Vicki..... if (A) candy-floss is sticky.
I'm (Em) not a blinking thicky. I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm (D) doing very (G) well
I (C) bought a lot of brandy when (G) I was courting Sandy.
Took (F) eight to make her (G) randy and (C) all I had was shandy.
An (Em) other thing with Sandy what (A) often came in handy
was (Em) passing her a 'Mandy', she (G) didn't half go bandy,
(D) well (Em) you ask Joyce and Vicki ..... if I (A) ever took the micky.
I'm (Em) not a flipping thicky. I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm (D) doing very (G) well
I'd (C) rondez-vouez with Janet quite (G) near the Isle of Thanet.
She (F) looked more like a (G) gannet. She (C) wasn't half a prannet.
Her (Em) mother tried to ban it. Her (A) father helped me plan it
and (Em) when I captured Janet she (G) bruised her pomegranet,
(D) well (Em) you ask Joyce and Vicki ..... if (A) I ever shaped up tricky.
I'm (Em) not a flipping thicky. I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm (D) doing very (G) well
You should (C) never hold a candle if you don't know where it's been. The jackpot is in
the handle on a (D) normal fruit ma(G)chine
(D) so (Em) you ask Joyce and Vicki..... (A) whos their favourite bricky.
I’m (Em) not a common thicky. I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm (D) doing very (G) well
I (Em) know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse......
a (A) kindly, charmaine shag from Shoeburyness.
My (Em) given name is Dickie. I come from Billericay. I thought you'd never (G) guess
(D) so (Em) you ask Joyce and Vicki ..... a (A) pair of squeaky chickies.
I'm (Em) not a flaming thicky. I'm (A) Billericay Dickie and I'm (D) doing very (G) well
Oh (Em) golly, oh gosh come and lie on the couch with a (A) nice bit of posh from
Burnham-on-Crouch. My (Em) given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay and I (D)
ain't a (G) sloutch.
(D) so (Em) you ask Joyce and Vicki..... About (A) Billiricky Dickie.
I (Em) aint no effin thicky...I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm (D) doing very (G) well
B8
TICKLE MY HEART Strum down and down/up
C
Am Eb dim
Dm
G7
F
D7
E7
A7
Gaug
C6
[Cx2] [Amx2] [Cx2] [Amx2] [Cx2] [Amx2]
[Cx4] Tickle me [Cx4] once; tickle me [Eb dim x4] twice
Tickle me [Cx4] naughty; tickle me [Amx4] nice
But tickle my [Dmx4] heart, [G7x4].....tickle my [Cx2] heart [Amx2] [Cx2]′
[Amx2] Tickle my [Cx4] fancy; tickle my [Eb dimx4] toes
Tickle my [Cx4] tummy, right up to my [A7x4] nose
But tickle my [Dmx4] heart, [G7x4).....tickle my [C] heart - one snap each [F] [G7] [C]
[E7x4] Tickle me in the morning, [Amx2] tickle me [E7x2] through the [Amx4] night
[D7x4] Tickle me without warning, [G7 snap] ′ that’d [D7 snap] be al-[G7x4]-right
Tickle me [Cx4] tender; tickle me [Eb dimx4] rough
I’ll let you [Cx4] know when I’ve had e-[A7x4]-nough
Just tickle my [Dmx4] heart.......,
[G7x4] come on and tickle my [Cx2] heart [Amx2] [Dmx2] [G7x2]
INSTRUMENTAL ( with OOOOH in harmony)
[Cx4) [Eb dimx4] [Cx4]
[Amx4) Tickle my [Dmx4] heart...[G7x4]....tickle my [Cx2] heart [Amx2] [Dmx2] [G7x2]
[Cx4] [Eb dimx4] [Cx4]
[A7x4] Tickle my [Dmx4] heart... [G7x4]...tickle my [Cx2] heart [Fx1] [G7x1] [Cx4]
BRIDGE but play first line E7 as single snap strums. 3 beats then a rest)
[STOPS] [E7] Tickle [E7] me [E7] in [rest] the [E7x1] mor-ning [E7x1] [E7x1] [rest],
[STRUM] [Amx1] tickle me [E7x1] through the [Amx1] night
[D7x1] Tickle me without warning,
[G7snap] you [G7snap] know that’d [D7snap] be al[G7snap]right, al[Gaug snap]right.
Tickle me [Cx4] tender; tickle me [Eb dimx4] rough
I’ll let you [Cx4] know when I’ve had e- [A7x4]-nough
Just tickle my [Dmx4] heart, [G7x4] - come on and tickle my [Cx2] heart [Amx2]
[Dmx2] - come on and [G7x2] tickle my [Cx2] heart [Amx2] [Dmx2]′
[G7x2] tickle my [Cx2] heart [Amx2] [Cx2] [Amx2] [Cx2] [Amx2]
END [Cx1] [G7x1] [C6x1]
B9
ROSETTA
G
C
D
D7
E7
A
[G] Well my little girl is a sweet little girl.
But she does things that make your [C] eyebrows curl
You let her loose on a [G] Friday night
You know it's gonna [D] end in a [G] fight [D7]
[G] Rosetta drinks her whisky neat
She gets in a fight and she [C] might get beat
So I go round on [G] Saturday night
And ask her if she [D] feels al[G]right.
riff 1 E3 E2 E1 E0 C2 C1 C0
Chorus:
Ro[A]setta are you [D] better [E7] are you [A] well well well
[A] Rosetta are you [D] better [E7] are you [A] well well well [A7]
[D] Well well well [A] [D] well well well [A] [D] well well well [A]
Riff 2 A|5 9 7 5
E|5 5 5 5
[D7]
When [G] Friday comes she's fine again
So we go to a club where [C] we got friends
Knocked on the door but we [G] couldn't get in
'Cos the boss don't [D] want no [G] fuss [D7]
So we [G] went up town and we drank around
And Rosie ended [C] on the ground
I took her home and I [G] put her to bed
And you can guess [D] what I [G] said. Riff 1 E3 E2 E1 E0 C2 C1 C0
Chorus
Instrumental: 1st 4 lines and Riff 1
Chorus
E3 E2 E1 E0 C2 C1 C0
[G] Well my little girl is a sweet little girl
But she does things that make your [C] eyebrows curl
You let her loose on a [G] Friday night
You know it's gonna [D] end in a [G] fight riff E3 E2 E1 E0 C2 C1 C0
Chorus
B10
MOONDANCE
Gm7
Am7
Cm7
D
Intro: Gm7 Am7 Gm7 Cm7 Gm7 Am7 D (stop)
Well it's a [Gm7] marvelous [Am7] night for a [Gm7] moondance [Am7]
With the [Gm7] stars up [Am7] above in your [Gm7] eyes [Am7]
A fan-[Gm7]tabulous [Am7] night to make [Gm7] romance [Am7]
Beneath the [Gm7] cover of [Am7] October [Gm7] skies [Am7]
All the [Gm7] leaves of the [Am7] trees are [Gm7] falling [Am7]
To the [Gm7] sound of the [Am7] breezes that [Gm7] blow [Am7]
You know I'm [Gm7] trying to [Am7] plead to the [Gm7] calling [Am7]
Of your [Gm7] heart strings that [Am7] play soft and [Gm7] low [Am7]
You know the [Cm7] night's [Gm7] magic seems to [Cm7] whisper and [Gm7] hush
You know the [Cm7] soft [Gm7] moonlight seems to [Cm7] shine on your [D] blush
Chorus
Can [Gm7] I just [Cm7] have one [Gm7] more moon-[Cm7] dance with [Gm7] you
[Cm7] my [Gm7] love [Cm7]. Can [Gm7] I just [Cm7] make some [Gm7] more ro[Cm7]mance with [Gm7]you [Cm7] my [Gm7]love [D]
Well I [Gm7] wanna make [Am7] love to you [Gm7] tonight [Am7]
I can't [Gm7] wait till the [Am7] moment has [Gm7] come [Am7]
Yeah and I [Gm7] know that the [Am7] time is [Gm7] just right [Am7]
And straight [Gm7] into my [Am7] arms you will [Gm7] run [Am7]
When you [Gm7] come my [Am7] heart will be [Gm7] waiting [Am7]
To make [Gm7] sure that you're [Am7] never [Gm7] alone [Am7]
There and[Gm7] then all my [Am7] dreams will come [Gm7] true dear[Am7]
There and [Gm7] then I will [Am7] make you my [Gm7] own [Am7]
Every [Cm7] time I [Gm7] touch you you just [Cm7] tremble [Gm7] inside
Then I [Cm7] know how [Gm7] much you want me [Cm7] that you can't [D] hide
Chorus
Repeat first 4 lines as instrumental only then:
You know the [Cm7] night's [Gm7] magic seems to [Cm7] whisper and [Gm7] hush
You know the [Cm7] soft [Gm7] moonlight seems to [Cm7] shine on your [D] blush
Chorus and end on tremelo
B11
G
I WOULD GIVE EVERTYTHING I OWN
Gmaj7 Em7
Cm6
C
D
Am
[G] You [Gmaj7] sheltered me from [Em7] harm [Gmaj7]
Kept me [C] warm [Cm6] kept me [G] warm [D]
[G] You [Gmaj7] gave my life to [Em7] me [Gmaj7]
Set me [C] free [Cm6] set me [G] free [D]
[Am] The finest [C] years I ever [D] knew
[Am] Were all the [C] years I had with [D] you
And [C] I would give [G] any[Am]thing I [D] own
[C] Give up my [G] life my [Am] heart my [D] home
[C] I would give [G] every[Am]thing I [D] own
Just to [C] have you back a[G]gain
[G ]You [Gmaj7] taught me how to [Em7] love [Gmaj7]
What it's [C] of [Cm6] what it's [G] of [D]
[G] You never [Gmaj7] said too much
But [Em7] still you showed the way
And I [F] knew [C] from watching [G] you
[Am] Nobody [C] else could ever [D] know
[Am] The part of [C] me that can't let [D] go
And [C] I would give [G] any[Am]thing I [D] own
[C] Give up my [G] life my [Am] heart my [D] home
[C] I would give [G] every[Am]thing I [D] own
Just to [C] have you back a[G]gain
Is there [Em] someone you know you're [G] loving them so
But [Cmaj7] taking them all for [C] granted
You may [Am] lose them one day someone [C] takes them away
And they [F] don't hear the words you long to [D] say
And [C] I would give [G] any[Am]thing I [D] own
[C] Give up my [G] life my [Am] heart my [D] home
[C] I would give [G] every[Am]thing I [D] own
Just to [C] have you back a[G]gain just to [C]touch you once a[G]gain
Repeat verse 1:
B12
MAKING LOVE UKULELE STYLE
C
D
G
E7
[G] Making love, uku[C]lele style
You [D] don't need to be in [G] Waikiki
[G] Making love, uku[C]lele style
To a [D] lovely ukulele sere[G]nade
[G] When you love uku[C]lele style
With [D] every note your [G] heart will float
Far away, to a [C] tropic isle
Where a [D] ukulele tune is softly [G]played
Bridge:
Strolling a[C]long beneath the [G] starlight
Dreaming a [C] lover's dream for [G] two
Soon you will [C] see her eyes are [B7] star bright
As the [E7] ukulele [A7] magic comes [D7] through
Now if you [G] want to [C] satisfy
The [D] one that you love all [G] else above,
Take a tip and be [C] sure to try
The [D] ukulele style of making [G] love
Repeat from Bridge
B7
C1
LEANING ON A LAMPOST
C
G7
Cmaj7
F
C6
G
D7
Am
Dm7
I'm (C) leaning on a (G7) lamp, maybe you (C6) think, I look a (G) tramp,
Or you may (C) think I'm (C6) hanging (D7) 'round to (G7) steal a (C) car.......(Dm7) (G7)
But (C) no I'm not a (G7) crook, And if you (C6) think, that's what I (G7) look,
I'll tell you (G) why I'm here, And (Am) what my (D7) motives (G7) are.
(Tempo Change) I'm (C) leaning on a lamp-post at the corner of the street, In case a
(G7) certain little lady comes by (C).....(Cmaj7)
Oh (Dm7) me (G7) oh (C) my (C6) I (G) hope the (D7) little lady comes (G) by (G7).
I (C) don't know if she'll get away, She doesn't always get away, But (G7) anyhow I know
that she'll (C) try. Oh me (Dm7) .... (G7) oh (C) my (C6) ..... I (G) hope the (D7) little lady
comes (G) by (G7).
There's (G7) no other girl I would (Dm7) wait (G7) for, But (C) this one I'd break any
(E7) date (Am) for, I (D7) won't have to ask what she's (C6) late (D7) for
She (G7) wouldn't leave me (Dm7) flat, she's not a (G7) girl like that.
Oh, she's (C) absolutely wonderful, and marvellous and beautiful. And (G7) anyone can
understand (C) why (Cmaj7), I'm (F) leaning on a lamp-post at the (Dm7) corner of the
street. In case a (C) certain little (G7) lady passes (C) by.
I'm (C) leaning on a lamp-post at the corner of the street, In case a (G7) certain little lady
comes (C) by (Cmaj7) Oh (Dm7) me (G7) oh (C) my (Am7)
I (G) hope the (D7) little lady passes (G) by
I (C) don't know if she'll get away, She doesn't always get away, But (G7) anyhow I know
that she'll (C) try. Oh me (Dm7) .... (G7) oh (C) my (C6) ..... I (G) hope the (D7) little lady
comes (G) by (G7).
There's (G7) no other girl I would (Dm7) wait (G7) for, But (C) this one I'd break any
(E7) date (Am) for, I (D7) won't have to ask what she's (C6) late (D7) for
She (G7) wouldn't leave me (Dm7) flat, she's not a (G7) girl like that.
Oh, she's (C) absolutely wonderful, and marvellous and beautiful. And (G7) anyone can
understand (C) why (Cmaj7), I'm (F) leaning on a lamp-post at the (Dm7) corner of the
street. In case a (C) certain little (G7) lady passes (C) by.
I'm (C) leaning on a lamp-post at the corner of the street, In case a (G7) certain little lady
comes (C) by (Cmaj7) Oh (Dm7) me (G7) oh (C) my (Am7)
I (G) hope the (D7) little lady passes (G) (G7) (C)
C2
HENRY THE EIGHTH
G
C
D
A
E7
Em
B7
(G) I'm Enery the eighth I am
(C) Enery the eighth I (G) am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
(A7) She's been married seven (D7) times before
And (G) every one was an (D7) Enery (Enery)
She (C) wouldn't have a Willy or a (G) Sam (no Sam!)
I'm her eighth old (B7) man, named (C) Hen-e-ry (E7)
(A7) Hen-er-y the (D7) Eighth I (G) am.
(G) I'm Enery the eighth I am
(C) Enery the eighth I (G) am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
(A7) She's been married seven (D7) times before
And (G) every one was an (D7) Enery (Enery)
She (C) wouldn't have a Willy or a (G) Sam (no Sam!)
I'm her eighth old (B7) man, named (C) Hen-e-ry (E7)
(A7) Hen-er-y the (D7) Eighth I (G) am.
Instrumental verse
(G) I'm Enery the eighth I am
(C) Enery the eighth I (G) am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
(A7) She's been married seven (D7) times before
And (G) every one was an (D7) Enery (Enery)
She (C) wouldn't have a Willy or a (G) Sam (no Sam!)
I'm her eighth old (B7) man, named (C) Hen-e-ry (E7)
(A7) Hen-er-y the (D7) Eighth I (G) am.
(G) H-E-N-R-Y Enery (Em) Enery, (G) Henry the (D7) eighth I (G) am, I (Em) am
(G) Enery the (D7) eighth I (G) am
C3
AT THE END OF ME OLD CIGAR – Roy Hud Version
D
G
A7
(D)Twenty Christmas eves ago, the (G) landlord of The Star
(A7) Said here's a Christmas box for you, a (D) ninepenny cigar
I smoked it up till Easter like one (G) of the la-di-dah
Now every(A7)body knows me by the (D) end of me big cigar
(A7) With the (D) end of me old cigar, hurrah, hurrah, (G) hurrah!
I (A7) stroll up Piccadilly and they (D) fancy I'm the Shah
It ain't because I'm handsome, or I (G) do the la di dah
But (A7) I’d tickled the ladies fancy with the (D) end of my old cigar
(D) I used to be a sailor, but (G) when I was on the sea
The (A7) vessel struck upon a rock just (D) off the Zuyder Zee
The Captain yelled 'We're sinking' But I (G) said 'You're up the pole.'
And (A7) soon they saw your humble servant (D) bunging up the hole.
(A7) With the (D) end of my old cigar, Hoorah! Hoorah! (G) Hoorah!
I (A7) bunged the hole up in the ship and (D) saved each jolly tar
But soon they shouted 'Fire' but the (G) cabin boy said 'Bah,
He's (A7) under the boat and puffing away at the (D) end of his old cigar.
(D) The other Whitsun Monday we all (G) toddled to the zoo
I (A7) puffed away at my cigar and (D) choked the kangaroo
The monkey started coughing and the (G) tiger had a sneeze
But (A7) then the elephant said "here stop that (D) smoking, if you please"
(A7) With the (D) end of me old cigar, hoorah, hoorah, (G) hoorah,
I (A7) tickled up the elephant that (D) came from Zanzibar
"And what a funny tail he's" got says my (G) wife to her ma
"That (A7) isn't the elephant's tail" I says, "it's the (D) end of me old cigar"
(A7) With the (D) end of me old cigar, cigar, cigar, cigar, (G) cigar,
I (A7) tickled up the elephant that (D) came from Zanzibar
"And what a funny tail he's" got says my (G) wife to her ma
"That (A7) isn't the elephant's tail" I says, "it's the (D) end of me old cigar"
C4
AT THE END OF ME OLD CIGAR – Original Sheet Music version
C#dim
Em7
Fdim
G
D7
C
Note: Em7 can be played with Fdim and only chorus 1 is repeated
Now (G)Twenty Christmas eves ago, the (D7) landlord of The Star
Said here's a Christmas box for you, a (G) ninepenny cigar
I (C) smoked it up till (C#dim) Easter then my (G) dear devoted wife
Said (Am) “Why not throw the (D7) end away” I (G) said “Not (Em) on your (D7) life
With the (G) end of me old cigar, hurrah, hur(G)rah, hurrah!
I stroll up Piccadilly and they (G) fancy I'm the Shah
I (G) kept it now for twenty to (D7) do the la di dah
And I’d rather lose my job than lose the (Em7) end of my (D7) old ci(G)gar (D7)
Repeat chorus
The (G) other Whitsun Monday we all (D7) toddled to the zoo
I puffed away at my cigar and (G) choked the kangaroo
And (C) then I saw an (C#dim) animal that (G) caused a lot of chaff
Twas (Am) called the Um-ga-(D7)-zoo-ze-lum and (G) just (Em) make it (D7) laugh
With the (G) end of me old cigar, hurrah, hur(G)rah, hurrah!
I tickled it beneath the chin and (G) then my wifes mama
Cried (G) out “It hasn’t got a tail, it (D7) does look singular”
So I borrowed a pin and stuck on the (Em7) end of my (D7) old ci(G)gar (D7)
I (G) went to see Lord Kitchiner a (D7) week or two ago
I said “I’ve got a great idea to (G) kill the German Foe”
and (C) said “If you send (C#dim) me out there, I’ll (G) stop their swank and bluff”
Then (Am) just to show my (D7) dignity I (G) took an-(Em)-other (D7) puff
With the (G) end of me old cigar, hurrah, hur(G)rah, hurrah!
I said you leave this war to me , old (G) cock and there you are
If (G) I can’t kill ‘em of with shells they’ll (D7) get a nasty tar
I’ll poison the whole darn’d lot of ‘em with the (Em7) end of my (D7) old ci(G)gar
(D7)
C5 ENGLANDS GLORY
G
C
D
F
Slow - (G) There are (C) jewels in the crown of England's (F) glory (Englands glory)
And (G) every jewel shines a thousand (C) ways (C).......
Fast
(C) Frankie Howerd, Noël Coward and (G) garden gnomes.......
Frankie Vaughan, Kenneth Horne, (C) Sherlock Holmes.......
(F) Monty, Biggles and (C) Old King Cole
(F) In the pink or (C) on the dole
(D) Oliver Twist and Long John Silver
(Tacet) Captain Cook and (G) Nelly Dean
(D) Enid Blyton, Gilbert Harding
(G) Malcolm Sargeant, (Single strums) Graham Greene (Graham Greene) STOP
(Tacet) All the (C) jewels in the crown of England's (F) glory (England's glory)
Too (G) numerous to mention, but a (C) few (but a few)
And (G) every one could (C) tell a different (F) story (different story)
And (G) show old England's glory something (C) new .....
(C) Nice bit of kipper and Jack the Ripper and (G) Upton Park .....
Gracie, Cilla, Maxie Miller, (C) Petula Clark ....
(F) Winkles, Woodbines, (C) Walnut Whips
(F) Vera Lynn and (C) Stafford Cripps
(D) Lady Chatterley, Muffin the Mule
(Tacet) Winston Churchill, (G) Robin Hood
(D) Beatrix Potter, Baden-Powell
(G) Beecham's powders, (Single strums) Yorkshire pud (Yorkshire pud) STOP
(Tacet) With (C) Billy Bunter......Jane Austen......Reg Hampton.....George Formby..... Billy
Fury......Little Titch.....Uncle,(G) Mac Mr. Pastry and (C) all...Uncle (G) Mac, Mr. Pastry and
(C) all Instrumental verse 1 the Stop
(Tacet) Well all the (C) jewels in the crown of England's (F) glory (England's glory)
Too (G) numerous to mention, but a (C) few (but a few)
And (G) every one could (C) tell a different (F) story (different story)
And (G) show old England's glory something (C) new .....
(C) Somerset Maugham, top of the form and the (G) Boys' Brigade (Tacet: England's glory)
(G) Mortimer Wheeler, Christine Keeler & the (C) Board of Trade (Tacet: England's glory)
(C) Henry Cooper, Wakey, Wakey, (G) England's labour (Tacet England's glory)
(G) Standard Vanguard, spotted dick, (C) England's workers
(G single strums) England's glory
D1
HIT THE ROAD JACK
Am
G
F
E7
Am G
F
E7 Am
G
F
E7
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back. No more, no more, no more, no more.
Am G
F
E7
Am
F
E7
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more. What You Say
Am G
F
E7 Am
G
F
E7
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back. No more, no more, no more, no more.
Am G
F
E7
Am
G F E7
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.
Am
G
F
E7
Am
G
F E7
Oh woman, oh woman, don't treat me so mean, You're the meanest woman I've ever
seen.
Am
G F E7 Am
G
F
E7
I guess if you say so I'll have to pack my things and go...,Thats Right.
Am G
F
E7 Am
G
F
E7
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back. No more, no more, no more, no more.
Am G
F
E7
Am
G F E7
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.
Am
G
F
E7
Am G
F
E7
Now baby, listen baby, don't-a treat me this-a way. For I'll be back on my feet some
day.
Am
G
F
E7
Am
G
F
E7
Don't care if you do 'cause it's under-stood. You ain't got no money you just ain't no
good.
Am
G F E7 Am
G
F
E7
I guess if you say so I'll have to pack my things and go...,Thats Right.
Am G
F
E7 Am
G
F
E7
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back. No more, no more, no more, no more.
Am G
F
E7
Am
G F E7
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.
Am G
F
E7 Am
G
F
E7
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back. No more, no more, no more, no more.
F
E7
Am
Don't you come back no more.
D2
WHAT DO YOU WANT IF YOU DONT WANT MONEY
C
Am
F
G
G7
Eb
(C) What do you (Am) want, if you (C) don't want (Am) money.
(C) What do you (Am) want, if you (F) don't want (G) gold ?
(G7) Say what you (G) want and I'll (G7) give it you, (G) darling
(G7 one strum) wish you wanted my (C) love, baby.
(C) What do you (Am) want, if you (C) don't want (Am) ermine.
(C) What do you (Am) want, if you (F) don't want (G) pearls
(G7) Say what you (G) want and I'll (G7) give it you, (G) darling
(G7 one strum) wish you wanted my (C) love, baby.
Well, I'm (F) offering you this (C) heart of mine, but all you (F) do is play it (C) cool.
(Eb) What do you want ? Oh (C) boy, you're making a (Eb) fool of (G) me
(C) One of these (Am) days when you (C) need my (Am) kissing,
(C) One of these (Am) days when you (F) want me (G) too,
(G7) Don't turn (G) around ‘cause (G7) I'll be (G) missing,
(G7 one strum) Then you'll wanta my (C) love, baby.
Well, I'm (F) offering you a (C) diamond ring, but all you (F) do is turn me (C) down.
(Eb) What do you want ? Oh (C) boy, you're going to (Eb) town on (G) me
(C) One of these (Am) days when you (C) need my (Am) kissing,
(C) One of these (Am) days when you (F) want me (G) too,
(G7) Don't turn (G) around ‘cause (G7) I'll be (G) missing,
(G7 one strum) Then you'll wanta my (C) love, baby.
Well (G7 one strum) Then you'll wanta my (C) love, baby (G7) (C).
D3
SHES A MODEL
Am
Intro:
Em
Am
G
C
Em
Am
Bm
E7
Em
(Am) She's a model and she's (Em) looking good (repeat line tacet)
I’d (Am) like to take her home that's (Em) understood (repeat line tacet)
She (Am) plays hard to get, she smiles from (Em) time to time (repeat line tacet)
It (Am) It only takes a camera to (Em) change her mind (repeat line tacet)
Break: C
Bm G
C
Bm
E7 (with Kazoos)
She's (Am) going out tonight, loves drinking (Em) just champagne (repeat line tacet)
And (Am) she has been checking nearly (Em) all the men (repeat line tacet)
She’s (Am) playing her game and you can (Em) hear them say (repeat line tacet)
(Am) She is looking good, for beauty (Em) we will pay (repeat line tacet)
Break: C
Bm G
C
Bm
E7 (with Kazoos)
She’s (Am) posing for consumer products (Em) now and then (repeat line tacet)
For (Am) every camera she gives the best (Em) she can (repeat line tacet)
I (Am) saw her on the cover of a (Em) magazine (repeat line tacet)
Now (Am) she's a big success, I want to (Em) meet her again (repeat line tacet)
Intro:
Am
Em
Am
Em
D5
QUE SERA, SERA
G
C
G7
Dm
F
C7
C
G7
When I was just a little girl. I asked my mother, what will I be
Dm
G
Dm
G
Dm
G
C C7
Will I be pretty, will I be rich. Here's what she said to me......
Chorus
F
Dm
C
Que Sera, Sera, what-ever will be, will be.
G7
C
The future's not ours, to see. Que Sera, Sera
G
C
G7
When I was just a child at school. I asked my teacher “What should I try”
Dm
G
Dm
G
Dm
G
C
C7
Should I paint pictures. Should I sing songs. This was her wise reply....
Chorus
G
C
G7
When I grew up and fell in love. I asked my sweetheart what lies ahead
Dm
G
Dm
G
Dm
G
C
C7
Will we have rainbows, day after day. Here's what my sweetheart said........
Chorus
G
C
G7
Now I have children of my own. They ask their mother, what will I be
Dm
G
Dm G
Dm
G
C
C7
Will I be handsome, will I be rich. I tell them tender-ly...........
Chorus x 2
D6
STAR TREKKIN
D
E7
A
G
A7
Chorus: (D) Star Trekkin' acr(G)oss the univ(D)erse, on the (A) Starship Enterprise
(E7) under Captain (A) Kirk. (D) Star Trekkin' acr(G)oss the univ(D)erse, boldly going
(A) forward 'cause (A7) we can't find rev(D)erse
(E7) Lt. Uhura, rep-ort...
There's (A) Klingons on the starboard bow, (E7) starboard bow, (A) starboard bow....
there's (A) Klingons on the starboard bow, (E7) starboard bow, Jim. (A)
(E7) Analysis, Mr. Spock...
It's (A) life, Jim, but not as we know it, (E7) not as we know it, (A) not as we know it. It's
(A) life, Jim, but not as we know it, (E7) not as we know it, (A) Captain
There's (A) Klingons on the starboard bow, (E7) starboard bow, (A) starboard bow,
there's
(A) Klingons on the starboard bow, (E7) starboard bow, Jim. (A)
Chorus
(E7) Medical update, Dr. McCoy !..
It's (A) worse than that, he's dead, Jim, (E7) dead, Jim, (A) dead, Jim,It's (A) worse than
that, he's dead, Jim, (E7) dead, Jim, (A) dead
It's (A) life, Jim, but not as we know it, (E7) not as we know it, (A) not as we know it.
It's (A) life, Jim, but not as we know it, (E7) not as we know it, (A) Captain
There's (A) Klingons on the starboard bow, (E7) starboard bow, (A) starboard bow,
there's
(A) Klingons on the starboard bow, (E7) starboard bow, Jim. (A)
(E7) Starship Captain, James T. Kirk !
Ah! (A) we come in peace, shoot to kill, (E7) shoot to kill, (A) shoot to kill !. We (A)
come in peace, shoot to kill, (E7) shoot to kill, men.
It's (A) worse than that, he's dead, Jim, (E7) dead, Jim, (A) dead, Jim,
It's (A) worse than that, he's dead, Jim, (E7) dead, Jim, (A) dead
It's (A) life, Jim, but not as we know it, (E7) not as we know it, (A) not as we know it.
It's (A) life, Jim, but not as we know it, (E7) not as we know it, (A) Captain
There's (A) Klingons on the starboard bow, (E7) starboard bow, (A) starboard bow,
there's
(A) Klingons on the starboard bow, (E7) starboard bow, Jim. (A)
. Chorus
(E7) Engine room, Mr. Scott !
Ye (A) cannae change the laws of physics, (E7) laws of physics, (A) laws of physics, ye
(A) cannae change the laws of physics, (E) laws of physics, (A) Jim.
Ah! (A) we come in peace, shoot to kill, (E7) shoot to kill, (A) shoot to kill !. We (A) come
in peace, shoot to kill, (E7) shoot to kill, men.
It's (A) worse than that, he's dead, Jim, (E7) dead, Jim, (A) dead, Jim,
It's (A) worse than that, he's dead, Jim, (E7) dead, Jim, (A) dead
It's (A) life, Jim, but not as we know it, (E7) not as we know it, (A) not as we know it.
It's (A) life, Jim, but not as we know it, (E7) not as we know it, (A) Captain
There's (A) Klingons on the starboard bow, (E7) starboard bow, (A) starboard bow,
there's
(A) Klingons on the starboard bow, (E7) starboard bow, Jim. (A)
Chorus x 2