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MARGARITAS
HOUSE MARGARITA
Our Jumbo House Margarita with House Specialty Tequila on the rocks or frozen.
CADILLAC HERRADURA MARGARITA
Herradura Añejo Tequila & Grand Marnier…the Cadillac of all margaritas.
CRUZ BLUEBONNET MARGARITA
Cruz Silver Tequila, Hiram Walker Blue Curacao.....it’s blue–tiful!
THE PERFECT PATRÓN MARGARITA
Patrón Tequila & Patrón Citrónge
FLAVORED MARGARITA
Our Jumbo House Margarita with House Specialty Tequila. Your choice of Finest Call Lime,
Strawberry, Raspberry, Peach, Mango, Pomegranate or Watermelon.
CORONARITA
House Frozen Margarita topped with a Coronita beer!
MARTINIS
CLASSIC COSMOPOLITAN
Virus Vodka, Avagero Orange Liqueur and a splash cranberry juice. Simply infectious.
PINEAPPLE UPSIDEDOWN MARTINI
Three Olives Cake Vodka, pineapple juice and a splash of grenadine.
BLOOD ORANGE MARTINI
Virus Vodka, Finest Call Blood Orange and fresh squeezed lime.
LEMONDROP MARTINI
Three Olives Vodka, lemonade and simple syrup.
CHOCOLATE MARTINI
Three Olives Vanilla, Godiva White, Godiva Dark and chocolate syrup.
HOUSE MARTINI
House Specialty Gin or Vodka, with a splash of dry vermouth.
CINNAMON APPLE MARTINI
Three Olives Jacked Apple Vodka, Hiram Walker Sour Apple Schnapps and a splash of Finest Call Sweet & Sour.
FAVORITES
HUMPERDINKS HAIL MARY
Our House Specialty Vodka and Bloody Mary Mix served with a Fresh Skewer of Tasty Toppings!
Make it a Texas Bloody Mary with Tito’s Texas Vodka!
MOSCOW MULE
Sobieski Vodka, Gosling’s Ginger Beer and fresh squeezed lime.
HUMPS VOODOO
Cruzan Mango, Pineapple, Raspberry & Coconut Rum, pineapple juice, orange juice, cranberry juice, topped
with Myers’s Dark Rum…it’s spooky good!
FIERY STRAWBERRY LEMONADE
Virus Vodka, Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, Finest Call Strawberry Pureé and lemonade.
PAIN KILLER
Mount Gay Rum, Coco Real Coconut, pineapple and orange juice.
CRUZAN MOJITO
Our famous mojito made with Cruzan Citrus Rum, lime and spearmint leaves…try it in mango or raspberry!
LONG ISLAND ICED TEA
Vodka, gin, rum, tequila, and triple sec with Finest Call Sweet & Sour and a splash of Pepsi.
TOP SHELF TEA
Our premium LIT with 1800 Silver Tequila, Absolut Vodka, Bacardi Rum, Tanqueray Gin and Patrón Citrónge.
ELECTRIC BLUE LEMONADE
Three Olives Vodka, Hiram Walker Blue Curacao and lemonade.
LYNCHBURG LEMONADE
Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey, Finest Call Sweet & Sour and a splash of Sierra Mist.
TRES AGAVES TEQUILA SUNRISE
Tres Agaves Tequila, orange juice and grenadine.
HUMPS SIGNATURE SANGRIA
Finest Call Sangria blend with House wine & fresh fruit. Your choice of Red or White Sangria.
SPECIALTY SHOTS
FLU SHOT
Virus Vodka, Hiram Walker Blue Curacao and Finest Call Sweet & Sour.
CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH
RumChata and Fireball.
CROWN APPLE
Crown Royal Apple and cranberry juice.
GUMMY BEAR
Three Olives Cherry Vodka, Hiram Walker Peach Schnapps and pineapple juice.
SEX WITH AN ALLIGATOR
Midori, Chambord, Jägermeister and Finest Call Sweet & Sour.
ROYAL F**K
Crown Royal, Hiram Walker Peach Schnapps and cranberry juice.
SWEET TART
Southern Comfort, Chambord and Finest Call Sweet & Sour.
ANGRY BALLS
Fireball and Angry Orchard.
VEGAS BOMB
Malibu, Crown Royal, Hiram Walker Peach Schnapps and Red Bull.
HONEY NUT CHEERIOS
Jack Daniel’s Honey and RumChata.
RED BULL BOMBS
Red Bull, Red Bull Sugarfree, Red Bull Red Edition (Cranberry), Red Bull Yellow Edition (Tropical),
Red Bull Blue Edition (Blueberry) and your choice of:
VIRUS VODKA • JÄGERMEISTER
THREE OLIVES CHERRY • EL JIMADOR
TUACA
ADULT SHAKES
Adult shakes are made with 100% creamy Blue Bell® Ice cream and 2oz of Alcohol.
Must be 21 to order.
GO–GO BABY
Kahlúa, Baileys Irish Cream, coffee and mocha almond ice cream. 8.5
B–52 STRIKER
Kahlúa, Baileys, Grand Marnier, chocolate ice cream. 9
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
Kahlúa, Three Olives Vanilla Vodka, Cookies N’ Cream Ice Cream. 8
BANANAS FOSTER
Tuaca, banana liqueur, caramel sauce, vanilla ice cream. 7.5
WEDDING CAKE
Three Olives Vanilla Vodka, Frangelico, pineapple juice and vanilla ice cream. 8.5
GRASSHOPPER
Hiram Walker Creme De Menthe, Hiram Walker Creme De Cacao and vanilla ice cream. 7.5
NON–ALCOHOLIC SHAKES
MOCHA THUNDER SHAKE
Scoops of Blue Bell® mocha Almond ice cream blended with Oreo® Cookies and chocolate syrup.
Finished with whipped cream, a cherry and chocolate drizzle. 6
CARAMEL HARMONY SHAKE
The perfect blend of caramel sauce with Blue Bell® Vanilla ice cream and crowned with whipped cream,
a maraschino cherry & caramel drizzle. 5
ROCKY ROAD SHAKE
Blue Diamond almonds, marshmallows and rich Blue Bell® chocolate ice cream combined and topped with
whipped cream, marshmallows, almond slivers, a cherry and chocolate drizzle. 5
PEANUT BUTTER SHAKE
Chocolate syrup, Reese’s® peanut butter cup and Blue Bell® vanilla ice cream blended and topped with
whipped cream, a mini Resses® cup and a cherry. 6
CHOCOLATE 4
VANILLA 4
STRAWBERRY 4
WINES
WINE DOWN WEDNESDAY!
OPEN TO CLOSE ALL WINES BY THE GLASS
9oz POUR FOR 6oz PRICE
REDS6 oz9 oz
Btl
MERLOT, CANYON ROAD, California
6
8.25
23
CABERNET, CANYON ROAD, California
6
8.25
23
MERLOT, J LOHR, Paso Robles
8.5
12
33
MALBEC, ALAMOS, Argentina
8.5
12
33
PINOT NOIR, BV, California
8.75
12.5
34
RED BLEND, MURPHY GOODE, California
8.75
12.5
34
9
12.75
34
CABERNET, JOEL GOTT 815, California
9.5
13.5
38
CABERNET, KENDALL–JACKSON, California
10
14.25
39
6 oz9 oz
Btl
Support Operation Homefront with each Purchase
CABERNET, J LOHR, Paso Robles
WHITE • BLUSH • SPARKLING
CHARDONNAY, CANYON ROAD, California
6
8.25
23
WHITE ZINFANDEL, SUTTER HOME, California
6
8.25
23
PINOT GRIGIO, LUNA DE LUNA, Italy
7
9.75
27
7.5
10.5
29
MOSCATO, MÉNAGE A TROIS, California
8
11.25
31
PINOT GRIGIO, ECCO DOMANI, Italy
8
11.25
31
CHARDONNAY, J LOHR, Paso Robles
8
11.25
31
CHARDONNAY, KENDALL–JACKSON, California
10
14.25
39
CHARDONNAY, LA CREMA, Monterey
10
14.25
39
KORBEL CHAMPAGNE
Split 9
39
RIESLING, SEA GLASS, Monterey
HUMPERDINKS CRAFT
BREWED BEERS ON TAP
FRESHLY BREWED AND SERVED IN PINTS, TALL MUGS, 32oz GOBLETS,
LARGE PITCHERS & OUR SIGNATURE 100oz BEER TOWERS.
TEXAS BLONDE ABV 4.9%
This premium American–style Golden Lager is the
perfect alternative to the big three domestic brands.
Pale malt balanced with Vanguard hops gives this
beer a crisp flavor with smooth drinkability.
HUMPERDINKS BOCK ABV 6.5%
JUAN MOORE LIGHT ABV 4.7%
BUTTFACE AMBER ALE ABV 6.2%
A Premium Light American Style Lager provides the
ultimate quality and freshness of craft brewed light
beer. Only 5 grams of carbs per pint. Now you can
have Juan Moore Beer!
An American Amber Ale with flavor notes of caramel
and a hint of chocolate. This brew gets it’s distinct
character from a combination of 5 different malts
and American Hops.
BIG HORN HEFEWEIZEN ABV 5.7%
BIG RED IPA ABV 6.0%
This India Pale Ale is the hoppiest of our beers. We
use generous amounts of Bravo and Chinook hops to
showcase the bitterness and flavor of this brew. Dry
hopping with Crystal hops accentuates the aroma of
this full flavored IPA.
A true German–style Hefeweizen fermented with
imported Bavarian yeast that imparts the classic
clove and banana notes. Vanguard hops lend a slight
spiciness to this unfiltered wheat beer.
RASPBERRY BLONDE ABV 4.9%
In this variation of our most popular beer we add
a Natural Raspberry Extract with Noble Hallertau
hops and Munich & Pale malts for a slightly fruitier
rendition of our guest’s favorite beer.
LIGHT & LIME ABV 4.7%
Our premium light American style lager with 5
grams of carbs per pint and just the right amount of
lime for a refreshing citrus flavored beer.
This newest addition to our craft beer lineup is a rich
and toasty Bock Lager using Munich & Caramunich
malts and a crisp German yeast producing a low hop
flavor and bitterness with a crisp lager finish.
DISORDER PORTER ABV 5.8%
This GABF Medal Winner is an exceptionally smooth
Brown Porter. A blend of dark malts gives this
beer a nice round chocolate character with roasted
undertones.
MCMURRAY’S IRISH STOUT ABV 3.8%
A classic Irish Style Dry Stout with a light caramel
flavor profile and a distinctive dry–roasted bitterness
in the finish. Enjoy this nitrogenated Ale by itself or
create a Black & Tan with our Buttface or Big Red.
SEASONAL BREWS
In Keeping With Beer Making Traditions, Our Award Winning Brewmasters Create Beer that Celebrates Seasonal
Changes. Many Of These Beers Have Been Awarded Medals At The Great American Beer
Festival. Ask Your Server For Today’s Fresh Seasonal. You May Be Drinking The Next Gold Medal Winner!
HUMPERDINKS BEER SAMPLER
ENJOY A FLIGHT OF OUR SIGNATURE CRAFT BREWS.....
ASK YOUR SERVER FOR MORE DETAILS.
DESSERTS
COLOSSAL SIZZLING
BREAD PUDDING
MILE HIGH
MUD PIE
SKOOKIE SKOOKIE
5.99
CHOCOLATE CHIP • DOUBLE CHOCOLATE
Giant Cookie, Blue Bell ® Ice Cream
A donation from each SKOOKIE purchase will go to the
CLAYTON DABNEY FOUNDATION FOR KIDS WITH CANCER.
MOUSSE TREATS (GF) 3.50 each • 2 for 5.99
CHOCOLATE • VANILLA BEAN
BROWNIE ALMOND FUDGE SUNDAE 4.99
Dark Chocolate brownie, Blue Bell ® vanilla ice cream,
hot fudge, toasted almonds, whipped cream
CARROT CAKE 4.99
Pecan pieces, coconut, pineapple, cream cheese frosting
Add Blue Bell ® vanilla ice cream & caramel sauce .99
CREAMY CHEESECAKE 4.99
Graham cracker crust, strawberry purée
COLOSSAL SIZZLING BREAD PUDDING 7.99
Custard, nutmeg, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream, caramel sauce, sizzling skillet
• Personal Size 5.50
MILE HIGH MUD PIE 7.99
Almond Mocha, Cookies & Cream, Oreo cookie crust, whipped cream, almonds, hot fudge
• Personal Size 5.50