Freo Heave Ho Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Freo Heave Ho Hash House Harriers
and Harriettes
NaughtyCool News
4 May 2015
Website:
www.fremantlehash.com
Naughty Cool News #587
Last Week's Run Report
SweetLips Nosh Night.
Attendance 20
Warm barmy night by “J Shed” near the beach. Cat Flaps came to the front and set the run again this week, true there
wasn’t as many hills or road running Bastards.
No Visitors.
Humper was called to do the run report; Long Long long run out, lost trail, lost Rambling, miles between markings.........
but Bloody good run 9.16. Walk Tag: variable walk very disjointed, his group didn’t follow trail, no wonder it was
disjointed...Screwy, Butt less and Wisie did follow trail and found it to be a good walk, passing local Freo watering holes
and ending up at Sweet Lips to find Tag. 8/10
RA aka, Screwy found a message in a bottle, so handed it over to Captain Phillips, who was still on our shores keeping an
eye on the Navy boats. The note read that King Canute was still fighting Pirates, and had sent Captain Phillips a new
Captains Hat.
Bell Boy, X-Ray and BJ went MIA, Late eaters returning from a sea food orgy. Song call for the fat Fcuks, only it needed
to be re-sung for them singing their own song.
Steamer calls Tag into the circle - Steamer “the smartest man in Hash”, has no idea Why! Tag was finally charged on
gluttony , as he ordered a monster sea food basket, which took all the fish out of the sea and lowered the ocean level and
Captain Phillips boat won’t float.
Captian Phillips wants to get back to Belting Off Pirates...........
BJ and X-Ray fell about giggling at Captains Phillip’s Rod. BJ ended up going down down down.
White Pointed –GM Charged Bell Boy for Superman Running.
King Canute returns next week.
Tag Love Tapped the circle as he made sure he had the right and true run count this week.
The Hare for next week has a problem so GM has stepped up, The run is from Farrington Shopping Centre, down the LJ
Hocker end.
BJ led the pack into the Freo song.
On On Wisie
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Freo Heave Ho Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Ossifers:
Grand Master
White Pointer
0455 101 673
[email protected]
Religious Adviser
Screwdriver
0419 915 607
[email protected]
On Sex
Butt-Less
0419 696 253
[email protected]
Scribe
Wisecrack
0411 466 857
[email protected]
Hash Cash
GPS
0402 465 410
[email protected]
Hare Razer
Yo Ho
0409 919 718
[email protected]
Haberdash
Ah-Sup
9245 5562
[email protected]
Hash Splash Cash
Immobilise Her
0421 758 436
[email protected]
Hash Splash Cash
Cat Flaps
0417 911 922
Webmaster
Spackle
0406 552 480
[email protected]
[email protected]
Hash Flash
Bell Boy
0410 417 559
Song Master
D-Cell
0431 000 761
[email protected]
Receding Hareline
(Upcumming Runs)
This Week is set by our Grand Master – White Pointer
Leeming Forum car park near LJ Hookers
This Week’s Run:
#588,
6th May 2015
RUN
589
Cnr Farrington Rd & Findlay Rd
LEEMING – UBD 348 K4
DATE
th
590
TUESDAY 12
May (No Run
on Wednesday)
20th May
591
27th May
592
TUESDAY 2nd
June
HARE
LOCATION
ADDRESS
Rocky City Hash
Governor Road
Reserve
PINK BREAST RUN
Screwdriver
Hash Central
Fremantle
Cnr Rockingham Beach
Rd & Governor Rd,
Rockingham
21 Swanbourne St,
Fremantle
TBA
Fremantle
Munchies
BLUE DRESS RUN
Perth Harriettes
THEME
Screwy’s Birthday
PAYG Nosh Night
Note: Highlight colours
Green highlight indicates your run location has been received (more green is GOOD) - TA.
Pink highlight indicates your run directions are now overdue (more pink is BAD) - BA.
Grey – PAYG Nosh Night at local eatery
Orange highlight indicates a committee run - kick back and relax but expect to pay more 'cos its probably a restaurant run or
something outlandish.
Yellow highlight indicates that you have an upcoming run and the Hare Raiser would appreciate your directions soon.
Blue highlight indicates something special or different (check elsewhere to see what’s happening).
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Upcoming Special Events
Freo H6
29th Sept 2015 – Close to Your Heart Run.
Other Clubs:
12th May 2015 – Rocky City Annual Pink Breast Run – see Flyer
2nd June 2015 – Harriettes Annual Blue Dress Run, Munchies, Fremantle.
24th October 2015 – Bullsbrook Hash 2000th Run.
National /
International
Events
Pan Asia Hash 2015 – 25th-27th Sept 2015 Pondicheery, India.
See www.panasiapondy.com;
InterHash 2016 – 20th-22 May 2016 - Bali
See www.interhash2015.com
Gold Rush Nash Hash – 24th-26th Feb 2017 – Ballarat, Victoria. See
www.goldrushnashhash.com.au
Freo Heave Ho H4 Songs
Fremantle Hash Song #1
Fremantle Hash Song #2
(To the tune of ‘What Should We Do with the Drunken Sailor’)
What do you do on a Wednesday evenin’
What do you do when you need some drinkin’
What do you do when your feet are itchin’
Run with H6 Freo
What do you do on a Wednesday evenin’
What do you do when the horn needs blowin’
What do you do when the trail needs blazin’
Run with H6 Freo
Heave Ho and Up she rises,
Heave Ho and Up she rises,
Heave Ho and Up she rises,
Run with H6 Freo
ON ON!
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(To the tune of ‘Love to have a beer with Duncan’)
Oh, I love to drink piss with Freo
We’re the mighty Freo Hash, We run in moderation
We swear we root, and get smashed
On On with our mates on Wednesdays
Cause the atmosphere is great
Oh I love to have a run with Freo
Cause Freo’s me mate
You don’t fuck around with Freo
And get the RA all up tight
He’ll make you rip your gear off
He’ll put your arse on the ice
On On with our mates on Wednesdays
Cause the atmosphere is great
Oh I love to have a run with Freo
Cause Freo’s me mate (Shit yeah)
I love to drink piss with Freo,
Cause Freo’s me mate
ON ON!
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