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HOW TO EAT PUSSY LIKE A CHAMPION
How to Eat Pussy Tip #1: Make sure she's comfortable
The importance of this can't be stressed enough. This theme is mentioned all throughout this website for
good reason. Even the silkiest of tongues won't make your lady purr like a kitten if she's feeling restless
and insecure.
How to Eat Pussy Tip #2: Learn Her anatomy
No two pussies are the same. They come in all different shapes and sizes. Some females have labia (lips)
that fold inward; whereas others have thick, succulent lips that are begging for your attention.
It's a good idea to learn to locate your honey's clitoris. If you're lucky, her clit will be well exposed and
visible to you without an awful lot of hunting. However, chances are that her little "orgasm button" will be
hiding under what's called a clitoral hood. It's OK if you can't see her clitoris at the moment. For right
now, you just need to have a general idea where it is located.
How to Eat Pussy Tip #3: Going in for
the Kill
Great. You're almost there! Now is the time
to be cool as a cucumber. Be sly... like a
fox. Approach her pussy slowly. Women
love to be teased.
Start with her stomach. Lick it. Kiss it.
Make designs on her belly with the tip of
your tongue. Next, slide your way down
toward her genital region. Lick, kiss, and
suck her inner thighs and all around her
pussy.
DON'T EAT HER OUT JUST YET.
Continue to inch closer and closer to her
nest, but drift away just before you get there. Do this a few times and your girlfriend will be climbing the
walls with excitement!
When she starts panting like a dog in heat, you'll know it's time to start your feast. Nimbly caress her
pussy lips with your mouth. Gently kiss and lick her labia as you work your finger in and out of her love
tunnel. You can use your free hand to massage her breasts and play with her nipples.
How to Eat Pussy Tip #4: Work the Clit
Gradually increase the pressure of your tongue on her supple pussy lips. Now, gently spread her legs as
you maneuver your nimble tongue inside of her. After teasing her for a few moments more, her clitoris
will be yearning for your affection.
Carefully pull her lips apart and look at her inner labia. Now look for her clit at the top of her vagina. See
if her little pearl is ready to come out and play. If you can't see it, lick the hood of skin that is covering
her clitoris while keeping her pussy lips slightly separated with your fingers.
At this point, your girlfriend should be extremely turned on and dripping wet, so don't be afraid to
migrate from gentle licks to a more aggressive sucking action. Observe her response. You should be able
to gauge how your lady is feeling by observing her body language. Then again, why risk misreading any
signals? Just talk to her. Ask her how she's doing.
If she gives you the green light, start sucking harder on your girlfriend's clitoris. Gradually increase the
intensity until she starts gyrating her hips like a belly dancer. When she grabs the back of your head and
buries your face deep into her pussy while howling "Oh God... yeah... oh my God, don't stop... it feels so
good... yes... yes"- you'll know she's almost ready to cum!
So, keep going. DO NOT STOP! Yes, your tongue probably feels like it's on its last leg of a 26 mile marathon... but that's all part of learning how to eat pussy. You can deal with it. You're a trooper! She's right
on the edge of having the most amazing clitoral orgasm ever, so hang on to her precious little gem for
dear life...
How to Eat Pussy Tip #5: Switch it Up
Now that you have perfected the art of eating pussy, you're ready for our last piece of advice. The best
way to make a girl orgasm it to fit all of the puzzle pieces together. Don't get stuck on one thing. Pay
close attention to how your lover responds to everything that you do. Every chick is different. If you are
not getting the desired effect- switch things up a bit.
Stay busy using all of your weapons simultaneously. You've got much more than just a tongue.
Hopefully, you are putting all of your fingers on both hands to good use. Have her suck your finger while
you use your other hand to finger fuck her pussy. Try removing your wet finger from her mouth and
using it to gently massage her ass hole. (You might have to approach her ass with caution. You don't
want to freak her out. However, if she likes a little anal play- by all means indulge her!)
Remember, the words that you speak to your girlfriend can be just as powerful as what you are doing to
her physically. Keep her comfortable and relaxed. Don't try to force her to do anything that she doesn't
want to do. Remind her of how beautiful and sexy she is. Tell her how good she tastes. Reassure her
about how crazy you are about her... Chicks love that shit!
All the while, continue to lick and suck away on your girlfriend's glorious clitoris. Finally, your honey will
experience ecstasy as her sexual passion comes to a triumphant crescendo- and then... aah release!
Congratulations my BROTHERS AND SISTERS. Now you know how to eat pussy like a true champion.
Give yourself a pat on the back- you've done it!