McDaniel College The Messenger Volume 7, Issue 4 December, 2006 Internationally Twisted, or how to survive in Budapest: student-made documentary film to have premier By: Katya Ivanova Time is flying fast. The week of final exams has arrived. It seems like midterms were just yesterday. Most students spend their last days reading books, memorizing notes, and hoping that their memory will not give up two minutes before the actual exam. It is the tensest time of the semester. During such psychological pressure, however, we all need a break, and such a break will be provided this Thursday, December 14th at 6 p.m. when Internationally Twisted will finally be screened. This documentary movie will be shown in the Assembly Room (#100) on the first floor, free of charge for everyone who is interested. Internationally Twisted introduces nine McDaniel students who took visiting Professor Jonathan Slade’s Documentary Film class, and it will show their experiences living in Budapest during the past four months. Loaded with trips, drinks and casual 60 Seconds chitchats in bars, the film is a good way to ease the mind and soothe the soul. The main theme of the documentary is surviving Budapest. The city will be shown from different perspectives: from innocent touristy walks to the disturbing riots with tear gas and angry demonstrators. culinary sessions at George’s house, and there’s also a segment on a searching for English speakers in the local MacDonald’s. And, if you missed George’s 21st birthday party, then this is your chance to see it, since it is also a part of the documentary. Everything in the movie is real and not staged, from a scary boat ride in a watery cave to a visit to Amsterdam. So grab you friends and come to watch Internationally Twisted, a movie really about all of us, and one that you will never forget. Crew members and characters: Paul Colbert Daniel Goczo Taylor Hebden George House Katya Ivanova Kori Koppany Tamás Palcso Sven Pomykalo Eszter Torocsik Assistance provided by Professor Jonathan Slade Of course the documentary is not only about aggression. Segments include students’ everyday problems, such as finding a flat in a foreign country and discussions about McDaniel College. Food is covered with some Avi Dukhno: “Hungarian.” Maja Florsic: “The scary Metro ticket Rebecca Dooley: “That I would leave people, because they are so rude and here a different person and may not be intimidating! They should be much poAs the semester is drawing to a close, I able to fully relate to my friends back liter.” remember the chaos that surrounded the home or vice versa.” transfer students coming from McDaniel’s main campus, and the first year stu- George House: “A little more of the dents in Budapest. So I went around the language, but I’m thankful for what I campus and asked five random students learned during my time here. a simple question: By: Paul Colbert Bodwin Simons: “I would have liked to What is the one thing you wish you have been informed of the Hungarian had known before coming to Hun- poverty issue.” gary? McDaniel College 2 The Messenger Jokes Submitted by: Maja Florsic Gratitude The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said: "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will." "That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change..." 90 And Going Strong A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit." The doctor replied, "My point exactly." Submitted by: Katya Ivanova McDaniel College 3 The Messenger Jokes Submitted by: Dadvey Zargaran Hunter Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator replies in a calm, soothing voice: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" Prepositions Texan: "Where are you from?" Harvard Grad: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions." Texan: "OK - where are you from, jackass?" Strawberry Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that." Submitted by: Julia Fila Frog Meets Girl A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class." Wishes A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless." Poof! He's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof! He's gone. "You're next," the genie says to the professor. The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch." McDaniel College 4 The Messenger Jokes Submitted by: Tina Okeke Tina will be graduating this semester. Thank you, Tina, for all the work you put into The Messenger! We'll miss you! Rules for dieting • If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. • If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda. • When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if you do not eat more than they do. • Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake. • If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner. • Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one’s personal fuel. Examples: Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots and Tootsie Rolls. • Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage. • Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. • Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and mashed potatoes. • Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color. • Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass. • Anything consumed from someone else’s plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to his/her plate. (We ALL know how calories like to cling!) Dearest Readers, We hope you liked this rather concise, jokefilled issue… We figured you might need some lightening up during exam time. Good luck to everyone, very happy holidays, and never forget to laugh! From the Messenger Team The Messenger staff encourages our readers to send their comments in letters to the editor. E-mail: [email protected] Editor: Estefania Luraschi Layout: Sven Pomykalo Staff Writers: Tina Okeke Estefania Luraschi Dadvey Zargaran Julia Fila Paul Colbert Katya Ivanova Maja Florsic Gabriella Rakos Copy and Distribution: Sven Pomykalo Advisor: Dr. Mandy
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