How to refurbish an old Honda CA-95 motorcycle, also known as a Baby Dream There and Back Again, or How I Did It. 1. Selecting a Hulk Start with an advertisement, preferably from a flaky, shaky sort of dude with glazed eyes and bad breath. He knows the bike is worth a lot more than $500, but like, hey dude, he just likes giving the people a break, you know? You should believe him, because he has a lot of tattoos and several piercings which show character. Examine the bike carefully. It should have a lot of rust, because it‟s old. If it sports much chrome, make sure there are lots of blisters that can‟t be buffed out. See if it turns over. Even if it does, don‟t worry, it might be OK anyway. Make sure the handlebars are bent and the tires cracked. Don‟t worry too much about the mileage, it‟s 50 years old after all. Look in the gas tank. You‟re looking for strange orange deposits, which indicate that the fuel was carefully allowed to evaporate over a long period, creating lots of varnish that will clog the carb and fuel petcock. Try to wheel it around a bit. If you‟re as lucky as I was it will drag at least one wheel; if not, see if it makes any reassuring grinding noises. Watch out for salvageable parts, which require cleaning and delay the restoration process. Check out the seat, which should be cracked and hard as a brick. Finally, try to stay away from a clear title, it will just get in the way of the fun you can have with DOT later. If it meets these criteria, get a strong young man, preferably a relative with good health insurance, to help you drag it up into the bed of your truck. Tie it down as though it actually matters whether or not it comes loose, and you are off on an adventure! 2. Ready, Steady, Go! Once you have it safely at home, park it somewhere that shows its finer points and get out the camera. Take a lot of photographs, more than you think you‟d ever want to look at again even in your wildest dreams of delirium. Even then, you won‟t have enough. Admire the Baby Dream, overlooking the paint stains around the left cover from the time it was parked under the house painting project. Enjoy the fine patina of age that clouds every surface. Ignore the corrosion; you‟d be corroded too if you‟d spent the last 40 years sitting outside in the rain with the gerbils and other vermin. Take a deep breath and smile, for this could be the last time you‟ll ever see it in this condition (assembled) again. And so it was that I wheeled my dull beauty into the garage and on to my trusty cycle lift. I felt the winds of fate brush my cheek as I clamped the front tire, but it was only some decades-old air escaping. That tire had been new when computers still had gears. I looked at the rims, which still had a few shreds of chrome peeping out here and there, and smiled. I smiled because the seller had generously included a spare set of wheels, and the chrome was pretty good on them. It was a bit arrogant, that smile; part confidence, part optimism unalloyed by experience; in short, a smile of stupidity. I walked around the bike several times, sizing it up, 10mm wrench in hand. I started by removing the seat, which I noted weighed more than a leg of mutton. It‟s condition was as noted above, but I wasn‟t worried. A new seat would be easy to find. The seat was quickly followed by the tank, then the front nacelle, handlebars, wiring, air cleaner, and various and sundry other parts. I snapped pictures as I went, thinking I was establishing a good photographic record that I could refer to later at assembly time. In this age of digital photography, you‟d think I would have snapped everything in sight; but in the event, I took pictures sparingly, as if every shot cost $5. But I‟m getting ahead of myself. With the help of my son, we removed everything, including the engine. All the free space in the shop, every horizontal surface, held some kind of motorcycle part. The little stuff was all in ziplocks, duly labeled. My son thought I was a bit over the top with that, but I have a lot of respect for my lack of memory, and I suspected it might be some time before I opened those bags again. The engine sat silently on the bench, more or less intact, which is the way I wanted to keep it. I had no intentions of opening up that bag of nettles unless compelled to do so. Fateful thought. On the floor were all the black painted parts, including the sheet metal frame, which weighed less than the seat. On the shelves were the chrome and mechanical parts. In the hot tub were all my parts. 3. The Ebay Phase It did not take long to ascertain that all the chrome was bad. Pitted, corroded, rusty, ugly bad. The wire brush and buffing wheel made some of it look better, but then I took off the safety glasses. Ugh. Pretty nearly everything, including shocks, mufflers, header pipes, tank covers, handlebars, brake pedal, headlight trim, badges, and assorted nuts and bolts, would have to be replaced or rechromed. It was then I learned an inconvenient truth: chrome is expensive; old chrome is even more expensive; and re-chrome is worse than either one. Undaunted, I began a love-hate relationship with Ebay. There is a certain thrill of the hunt involved with sourcing old parts, and especially with auctions. Turns out, for better or worse, the CA95 is rare, and thus is a popular cycle to restore. That means there is a lot of competition for scarce parts. Imagine my surprise to find that a new/old stock ignition switch, if you can find one, can run over $300. My wife is a lioness when it comes to running down parts. Clicking like crazy, she soon had us watching 20 or 30 different auctions. I learned how to do it, sort of, and would occasionally bid on something when she wasn‟t looking. The list of parts I needed grew smaller rapidly, but not as rapidly as my bankbook. I continue to be awestruck at how much old motorcycle parts bring on the open market. 4. Powder Visions Knowing that my parts sourcing was in better hands than mine, I examined the painted parts, trying to decide on a path forward. Some of them were actually pretty straight, but the front fender had a crack that was beyond my meager abilities to repair. I figured the easiest solution would be to take them to the local body shop and have them painted. Wrong. In the first place, most body shops took one look at my dingy, cracked motorcycle fender and laughed me out of their fancy waiting rooms. Finally, I found one that would be willing to do the painting for me. He looked at the fender, then at the pictures of the rest, and opined that it would be $1200 to shoot the paint, not counting any welding, smoothing or bodywork they might need. Oh yes, and I would need to take the whole mess down to the local powder coater and have it sandblasted before they would deign to even begin the job. My diaphragm contracted and I gasped for air, staggered toward the car. I got the parts in and headed for Powder Visions. I was in a daze. Obviously stuff, that is, painting stuff in general, cost a way lot more than I had imagined in my darkest dreams. I got to Powder Visions in Preston WA and told JR that I needed a station wagon full of black motorcycle parts sandblasted. Would he do it? He cradled his chin in one palm and looked at the fender, then at the pictures of the other parts. “Sure,” he said slowly. “But why not powder coat them instead of painting? Makes a nice finish, durable too.” He showed me some pictures of a motorcycle he‟d done. They looked pretty good. “How much?” I asked. He considered. “$350,” he answered at last. I nodded. It was a bit more than I wanted to hear for sandblasting, but after my earlier shock, not unexpected. “And how much to powder coat them?” I asked. JR looked at me and narrowed his brows. “That is to powder coat them,” he replied laconically. To this day, Powder Visions has my vote as the most cost effective way to coat metal there is. Yes, I had to go back to a body shop to get the fender welded, but those boys at Powder Visions know their stuff. I got the parts back within a week, gleaming gloss black. They looked great, and powder coat is harder and tougher than paint, and doesn‟t need to cure. Cool beans. Rims and Spokes It was time. I was tired of seeing those rusty rims and cracked tires lurking next to the lift. Eagerly, I inspected the spare wheels I‟d received with the bike. The guy was right, the chrome was still good on them. The only problem they had, in fact, was that they were the wrong size. Definitely the wrong size. There was nothing else for it: I gave Karen the assignment of finding some nice wheels, which is lot like turning a hungry coyote loose in a chicken coop. For the next three weeks a parade of rims and wheels rolled by on the computer screen, but there was no joy. You can‟t buy a bare chrome rim any more, and plain steel or aluminum was costing $350. The used ones on ebay were not much better than what I already had. To rechrome mine would cost more than new, a lot more. I was almost ready to give up and just paint them, when a set appeared on ebay, along with some other chrome parts, including some shocks, and they looked good. Original equipment, lovingly stored in a barn somewhere, that was the story. I won‟t tell you how much they cost, the memory is too painful, but I won the auction with all the finesse of an elephant stepping on a beetle. It just happened that no one was quite as obsessed as I was about those wheels on that particular day. With that, it was on to tires. Not so easy. For some weeks I scoured the web, looking for whitewalls. The only ones still available had been discontinued a while back, because they were of such awful quality that no one would risk themselves actually riding on them, and besides they were one size over stock and I wasn‟t sanguine about that. I gave it up for a while and worked on the engine instead, returning to the search a few weeks later. No joy, nothing left on this planet in 3.00x16 but dirt bike tires. Finally, when I was just about ready to put some really ugly knobbies on her, I found a pair of blackwalls at Coker Tire. Finally, I was ready to put the wheels on. It would look like a bike again! I started with the steering head, which entailed cleaning 32 little ball bearings, then somehow placing them on their races, with 16 of them upside down, then sliding the headstock into place. Piece of cake if your arms end in cilia instead of fingers, but I was handicapped by having only 10 digits with which to hold 32 roly-poly bearings in place. Sure, I put them in grease, and yes, that helped, but it was still an interesting exercise. It was, however, accomplished at last. There sat the frame, on its centerstand, forks ready for the front wheel. Tempting as it was to mount the front tire first, I started with the back so I could more easily tip the frame and roll it under. I studied the pictures I‟d taken of the whole assembly, mounted the rear dampers and sprocket, put all the spacers where I thought they should go, inserted the brake hub assembly and admired my work. Yes, everything looked right. I rocked the frame forward, rolled the rear wheel into place…and it was about 1/2 an inch too wide! Something was wrong. I pondered this, then disassembled the wheel and examined everything again. It was at this point that I began to discover that I had not taken enough pictures. I didn‟t have a good one of the hub assembly. The manual did not help, so I was left guessing what parts went where. Again and again I tried, again and again it was just too wide. Did I have the wrong spacer? No way. It had to be right, and yet it was just as obviously not right. This went on for a couple days. Each time I came back to it, I was just as puzzled. I brought out the old wheel, tried the parts in that one. Still too wide. It was just too much. It was during one of my pensive periods, sitting in my lawn chair in the garage, just looking at it, when I noticed a small but potentially important detail: the spot on the rear brake hub where the brake cable attached was inclined, obviously it was above the optimum position. What could this mean? I pondered this some more, turning it this way and that. I then noticed another potentially important detail: the rear brake did not use a cable, it used an actuating rod. I blinked slowly, the truth flitting around my head like a butterfly, finally landing on my nose. Once again, I took the wheel apart, slowly, deliberately, and this time I reassembled it using the brake hub from the front tire. Everything fit together as if it had been made that way, which it had. This proves that contrary to what you might have been taught in school, apes are not particularly intelligent, and are often downright stupid. Painting It‟s true that I put myself through college with a paintbrush, and yes, it‟s also true that my nickname was „motorbrush‟. I admit this. Speed came in handy, unless I was asked to paint anywhere near windows, doors, or other easily stained appurtenances. I simply had no patience for that picky stuff, slap the paint on and move to the next section was my simple philosophy. But that was then and I was sure I‟d moved beyond that. Before me were various small parts, some wanting silver, some wanting black, some wanting a clear coat. I did the research, decided on lacquer for the black and clear parts, and enamel or some other metallic-looking stuff for the silver. Years of painting steel boats had taught me one lesson: preparation is all important. So prepare I did, wire brushing with a wheel, then wet sanding parts to be painted. Other parts, that would display their skin bare, got the wire wheel and various buffing compounds. It took a long time, hours and hours, to get them that way. When I was finished I had quite a selection on the bench, gleaming, ready for that final coating that would render them smooth and beautiful. I started with the black lacquer, and the results overall were quite good. A rattle can in the right hands can give excellent results; unfortunately, my hands were left hands, which only give good results on alternate Saturdays during a gibbous moon. Had I known this going in, I could have planned for it. As it was, when I shot the black parts a nearly invisible gibbous moon was hanging in Saturday‟s noontime sky, beaming its protective rays down upon my project, and all was well with the world. Heartened, the next day I brought out the cases and some other silver parts, lovingly prepared, ready to accept paint. The weather was fine, sunny and warm. I decided to work outside. I brought out the can, sprayed on some primer. No problems, good finish, fine coverage. All was well. When it had dried I started spraying the finish coat, but the glare from the silver finish was so bright I could hardly see. I brought the stuff into the garage, since enamel is not as noxious smelling as lacquer, and continued. The paint went on smoothly, leaving a spotless finish. It looked terrific, just like new. Oh joy. Leaving it to dry, protected from wind and the cloud of cottonwood fluffballs currently being carried on the breeze, I retired for a bit of lunch. Imagine my dismay when upon returning, I found that the whole thing had wrinkled up. It looked like a relief map of the Himalayas. How could this be? It was a refrain I‟d been uttering all too often, it seemed. The primer was right, matched to the paint. To this day I don‟t know why those wrinkles appeared. Maybe coated too soon after priming? Shaking my head, I began the distasteful chore of sanding. Naturally, the soft paint resisted this, and getting the surface smooth again was no fun, and I shall not dwell on it. I let everything harden a week this time, and sprayed it again. Again it went on smooth, but this time it dried with a finish like orange peel. I looked at it in total disgust, a defeated man. Gritting my teeth, I toted the whole armful down to powder visions and had them blast and powder coat it all. One hundred bucks later I was smiling at the results. Who says I don‟t know how to paint? Installing the pistons, cylinder, and head Book one of the trilogy, "The Forces of Chaos", starts in my stable on a cool summer morning. It seemed normal, but wasn't: everywhere else in the region, processes of order surged with new energy, cars that should have crashed inexplicably missed each other, and retirees hit it big at the local casinos; for the baleful eye of Murphy, the Dark Lord of Chaos, was not watching them: it was fixed on my garage. Friday was to be the day, much anticipated, of engine assembly. I started by mounting the pistons on the connecting rods, but I couldn't get the wire circlip to fit. I tried and tried, but there just didn't seem to be room for it between the wrist pin and piston groove. The pin covered up half of the groove. Some might have thought Murphy would be satisfied with the prank of making the right piston wrist pin 1mm too long, but those who thought so would be wrong. He extended his bony hand and lo, the circlip with which I had been wrestling fell into the crankcase. An hour of fishing had only one effect: it ruined my favorite flashlight/magnet combo. That which I had long dreaded had come to pass: the case would have to be split. Thus begins book two of the trilogy, "Dire Splits". I got up, reluctantly, cranky and morose, and shuffled toward the garage. An hour of reading about splitting motorcycle engine cases had me very wary, but Murphy is a subtle bastard. The split went slowly, but well. Clutch came off, oil pump came off, various pins and parts came off. With a tap here, a bludgeon there, the cases came apart. A quick survey of the lower case revealed the errant circlip. Oh well, at least I'd be able to replace all the seals, which I had cleverly ordered from Ohio Cycle a couple weeks earlier. Shows what underestimating Murphy will get you. A quick comparison showed all of them, all four, to be the wrong size. I sighed, began the tedious process of getting the mating surfaces ready. After about two hours of delicate scraping, I carefully applied a light coating of "Hondabond" to the almost-clean mating surfaces. The case went back together. I tightened the 14 nuts and bolts on the top, turned it over and tightened the 5 or so on the bottom, and the thing was done. Time for the pistons. Using the belt sander, I shortened the wrist pin about a millimeter and beveled the edge. It matched pretty well. Then another hour fighting with circlips, wrist pins, etc. and the pistons were on. Again. Next, time for the cylinder block. I fitted the gasket, then lowered the cylinder block on its 6 studs toward the pistons. All was gleaming oil and honed surfaces. In accordance with the shop manual, I had fitted wood blocks beneath the piston skirts to hold the pistons in place. The cylinders had a nice little bevel at the bottom, making it easy to pinch the rings shut and lower the cylinder onto them. I did so, pinching and wiggling the while. All went well, until---it stopped. I peered underneath. The rings were gone, vanished into the cylinders, so why did it stop? I tapped. Clearly, the left piston was correctly installed, since it wiggled nicely, but the right one appeared to be jammed. How this was possible I still don't know. It was about this time that I noticed that the wood under the pistons had somehow torn the gasket. Shouldn't have been possible since the wood was flat, but by this time I could feel the palpable presence of Murphy so I wasn't surprised. It wasn't a complete tear, so I continued wiggling and pushing, intending to install anyway. No joy. The right side was stuck, no doubt about it, and if something was jammed there was no future in forcing it. I pulled the cylinder block off, regretfully since it had taken quite a bit of fussing to get those rings inside it. I examined the pistons, was appalled to find the right oil scraper ring broken. About half a centimeter was missing, but where was the broken shard? I spent the next hour searching for it. No joy. There was only one other place it could be. By now it was after 4:00 and Karen was home from her dogging adventure, all happy. I put a stop to that. Growling deep in my throat I split the case again. This time the whole process took about 20 minutes, and during the course of it there was an audible "ping" as one of the wrist pin circlips made a break for freedom. Hope it's happy in its new home because I never found it. I finished opening the case up and examined everything, no joy. The shard was not there. By this time I was getting pretty fatalistic about that sort of thing. Possible the ring was broken before I started. I did not examine the pistons very thoroughly when I got them back from I-90. The installation into the cylinders would have been unlikely to break a ring, since they were securely in the grooves already and not being stressed in such a way as to break them, and there had been no sound at all, as of a ring parting. I know that sound, and never heard it. All in all, it doesn't matter. I left the case halves on the bench, crankshaft on the lift, and retired to the cottage for a glass of whine. I sank into my chair to play some Peggle, and of course failed to get all the red balls, breaking a week-long, 14-level streak. Lost at poker too, never caught a card. Murphy doesn't sleep. Third book of the trilogy: "Crankshaft Rising" Sunday morning I got up, kissed Karen goodbye, and found my way back to the garage again. Again I cleaned the mating surfaces, again I applied a thin coat of sealer, again I reassembled the case and clutch. There it sat, in approximately the same condition it was in before the trilogy started. Of course, I was now shy one circlip, one piston ring, and one gasket. Such are the joys of restoring old motorcycles. Ebay provided a new set of rings, I could reuse one of the old circlips, and I could repair the gasket. This time, I used a couple stainless hose clamps to retain the rings, and instead of wood under the piston skirts, (which I thought might have caused trouble by freezing the pistons in place), I used a piece of brass between gears to hold the crank in place. My plans came to fruition as the cylinder slid over the pistons with nary a hitch. On went the rest of the parts, I torqued the head down and that was that. There was now officially no way anything else was going to fall into that crankcase. Mounting the engine I have a bad back. Nothing unusual in that, so do many people, but it means I can‟t just grab an 80 pound engine and lift it into place any more; at least, not and stay ambulatory. I looked around the garage, even under the bench, but my son was nowhere to be seen. Very well, I would use my head instead of my disks. Fortunately, my tool roll-away was about the same height as the bench, and with a little wriggling and fiddling the engine was soon transferred to it, and then to the lift. Now to raise it into place. This was managed by rocking the engine to and fro, and inserting small pieces of wood under it. The last inch was the hardest, and required the now-famous rope and hope maneuver, but at last I was able to slip the mounting bolts into place and there it was, safe in the frame again. I stood back and admired my handiwork, a small smile of satisfaction twitching my lips. I should have known better than to let that happen, but it all seemed so idyllic I was put right off my guard. I spent the next couple hours happily attaching stuff: oil filter, right case, some gears, and the starting motor. It all snicked right into place. I attached the starter chain with its cute little master link, and it was time for the magneto. This posed a couple interesting problems involving strong permanent magnets and polar attraction, but in the end I figured out the right sequence and slipped the magneto onto the crankshaft and over the woodruff key. I took the 80mm grade 8 bolt that retained it, threaded it into the hole, and made to tighten it. Naturally, it just turned the engine over instead of tightening, and unfortunately I had already put the right case on, so there was nothing with which to stop it. It was here that laziness overcame good sense. Instead of taking the right case off and stopping the engine rotation with a block of some kind, I decided to use an air impact wrench instead. After all, it was a grade 8 bolt threading into a tool steel crankshaft, and it was retaining a five pound whirling magneto, so I figured it would take some serious torque. To my credit, I did consult the factory manual, which actually mentioned using an impact tool on this very bolt (to remove it), but that same manual was strangely silent on the torque specification for tightening. I set the impact driver to its most gentle setting and pulled the trigger. There was a very satisfactory progression as the bolt turned, drawing the magneto in nicely on its taper. I watched carefully for any sign that it was getting tight, and I received that sign when there was a distinct “spang!” and the bolt began to spin freely. I stared, my brain vainly struggling to turn back time, somehow make it not happen. Maybe it was a dream? I had to give that up when I pulled out the stub of a bolt and saw the jagged end. If it had broken off cleanly, that would have been a dream. As it was, I didn‟t see how I‟d ever get an easyout started on that. That one moment of impatience might have ruined the engine. To say I was bummed out was to say the universe was big. I continued to stand there, unmoving, just staring. The world was bleak. It was Friday the 13th. On my wife‟s advice, I did no more in the garage on that day of ill omen. Instead, when I regained the use of my body I went into the house and turned on the internet. Aside from endless treatises on how to use an easyout, I did find a process whereby a large machine shop can use a device that generates a spark that will actually disintegrate a bolt stuck in a hole. Of course, I would have to take the engine apart, remove the pistons again, split the cases, remove the crank, find such a shop, and pay them whatever they wanted, if indeed it would even work in this case. Although such activities are certainly within the scope of a restoration, I had already had enough fun with internal engine parts. Instead I decided on a trip to the local Mom & Pop hardware store. Let me digress for a moment on the subject of hardware stores. I am a hardware store junkie. An aficionado. A true connoisseur. My favorite is Doc Freemans‟s in Seattle, because the narrow isles and crowded shelves there hide a trove of brass and stainless marine stuff. Wooden floors are a big plus, as are the proper smells, of lubricants, pesticides, drawn steel, and other aromas less easily identified. But all that said, a hardware store, first and foremost, should have what you want. Johnson‟s Home and Garden (aka 4 Corners Hardware) in Maple Valley has been there, on that corner, since the Russian‟s sold Alaska to Seward, and simply put, they have everything. Their nails aren‟t in fancy little boxes, they are in great revolving containers. You are free to bark your knuckles putting them in little paper sacks. Their fasteners are not in little plastic boxes, they are in bins, hundreds of them. You can run your fingers through them, feel the weight, try them with that nut you brought with you. On a previous visit, not only did they have the chrome acorn nuts I needed, they had them in metric. So I wasn‟t particularly surprised when they had a #2 easyout, although I was impressed when they had the left-hand twist drill I needed. The next day was Saturday the 14th. They say you can foretell the future by examining the entrails of a sheep. A quick search did not reveal any sheep, and the neighbor‟s cat ran from me when I approached it, so I settled for a weather report as the only even semi-reliable auger of the future. It called for fair skies. To hedge my bets, Karen, my wife, offered to attend. She‟s lucky, it‟s a proven fact, so I quickly accepted. I sharpened a center punch to a fine point, and placed it, as best I could, on the center of the crank. I tapped lightly, then again, then again. Much to my surprise, and against the odds, it bit. A tiny dent was made on a slanting portion of the bolt shank, off center because it was impossible to be accurate on a crazy surface at the end of a small dark cave that was 3/4" deep. It was much too small a dimple to start a drill, even a very small one. I found another center punch, sharpened this one at a 45 degree bevel, tapped, then again, and again, harder. That enlarged the dimple just enough for the 1/8 drill to bite. I used a left-hand drill in the hope it would back the screw out itself without needing the easyout. No joy with that, but in a couple minutes I had a hole about 1/4 inch deep. Felt weird to be drilling with the drill running backwards. Karen was beside me, luck drifting out of her like pollen from a flower. I tried the easyout, but the hole was too big for the #2 I'd purchased. The dang 1/8 left-hand drill was 1/64th larger than optimum. My #3 easyout was too big, and the hole was too close to the edge to drill it out larger. I rummaged through my stuff, found another #3 easyout in the tray, an old one, which tapered to a smaller point. Karen said: "Try it!" It fit, barely. I inserted it, tapped it lightly to seat it. With almost no effort, the broken bolt turned out. The crank was saved. There was great rejoicing. It should be noted that all my sources were out of that bolt, which Honda had not made for 50 years. A generic M5, 75mm, 1.25 pitch, class 10.9 bolt was needed. Four Corners Hardware provided. They really do have everything. Carburetor and chain It seems as we meander through life that the things that we remember, that make an impression on us or make a good story, are the tribulations and misfortunes. The things that go well tend to go largely unremarked. So it is with motorcycle restorations. To describe rebuilding the carburetor when nearly everything inside it was in fine condition would not exactly have you hanging on every word. True, the throttle slide was stuck in place, and the usual penetrating oils had no effect, and there might have been some drama as I fired up the torch and started heating the carb body; but in the event, instead of melting the body, or even igniting any of the various volatile oils I‟d been using on it, it just quietly freed up the slide. How boring is that? Similar story with the chain. A chain just laying there soaking in kerosene does not fire the imagination, nor does an account of scrubbing it with a fine wire brush until all those hundreds of links are free. Sure was fun though. Obviously, I needed something with more pizzazz to relate. Another tale of angst and woe. Something that would piss off a saint. I had just the thing: aftermarket headers and mufflers. I had ordered these things early on in the process, when I was much younger and full of youthful optimism. Of course they would fit. Didn‟t it say “fits CA95” right in the description? I will admit one thing: they sure are shiny. By the time I got around to actually trying the headers on the bike I was much more worldly, so it was without much surprise that I noted that the flanges were too large to fit into the head. I smiled, for I had a belt grinder and I knew how to use it. I carefully ground the edges of the flange until they fit the head, then I slid those really cool cast iron ribbed header flange nut thingies up to the flanges and cinched her down. Wow, it looked great, kind of like a motorcycle with very short pipes. I probably should have left it that way, but no, I had to bring out the mufflers. They also were very shiny, and had mounting brackets in approximately the right spots. It is, as I have often remarked, a great pity that approximately only works well for horseshoes and hand grenades. After about an hour of fiddling, trying to get the mufflers lined up with the header pipes, I came to the reluctant conclusion that the header pipes, and especially the right one, were the wrong shape. The only way to make it fit would be to bend the thing. Right. Bend a hardened, chromed, flanged header pipe. I grabbed it, flexed experimentally. Muscles, though admittedly wimpy ones, had no discernable effect. There was nothing else for it, I would have to kludge up a jig from whatever I could find around the shop, and apply some kind of mechanical advantage to the pipe in question. I rooted around and found an old apple picker with a wooden handle that fit into one end of the pipe quite nicely. It now only remains to build the jig and start reefing on it. It needs to bend an honest inch and stay there. I can hardly wait! First startup In the event, the actual bending of the header went off pretty easily. The trick was finding shafts of the perfect diameter to insert into either end. This accomplished, the bending was done in tiny increments by simply reefing on both ends until you felt the steel give ever-so-slightly. Then it was bend a couple millimeters, fit it, bend it, fit it, over and over again until it went into place. Finally, there it was, shiny and mostly together. There were still a few parts to install, some engine trim, brake parts, and the tank itself, but this was fun work and went quickly. That‟s why it‟s fun. Stuff that takes hours and costs you some skin is rarely fun. So for the first time in about a year I hooked the air up to the cycle lift, lowered it to the floor, and backed the little CA95 off. On its sidestand next to my big BMW it looked like a child‟s toy. The next morning, accompanied by my son, we backed her out of the garage. The battery was charged, fuel was poured into the tank, and she was ready. I pushed the starter button and it turned over perfectly! The starter worked! It is good that it did, because that was the only joyful moment for the CA95 that day. Flipping the choke lever up and down, we cranked it unsuccessfully. Nary a pop or snort did it make. We resorted to the kick starter, with the same result. After a while I was forced to the reluctant conclusion that it wasn‟t going to start. A quick inspection of the plugs revealed dryness. No smell of fuel was present. Spark was regular and hearty, but fuel was absent. Unfortunately, we had other chores to do that day, so the CA had to wait. The next morning, I pulled the carb off and opened the float chamber. The floats were adjusted perfectly, 7-8 mm below the main jet when they just touched the valve. I put the bowl back on, connected a tube to the fuel opening, and blew. I nearly blew my eyeballs out. The fuel line was completely closed off. I removed the bowl again and still blowing, moved the floats up and down. The valve worked fine, opening and closing with the movement of the floats. I puzzled over this, but not for long. If the factory adjustment was wrong, I would move on to the Phil adjustment strategy, which called for changing the float settings until the damn engine worked! This I did, the experiment calling for some creative bending of the float housing. When I was finished, the floats allowed fuel in, which I felt was a distinct improvement. I put the whole thing together again, which involves, by the way, a wrestling match with the throttle slide spring and the use of all ten digits and my nose to get the slide cover into place. After a while this was done and I was ready to try it. I thumbed the starter, and lo! she popped! I thumbed it again and she started! Did she ever! Vrrrroooooom, she screamed off at what seemed like full throttle. Startled, I groped for the key, fumbling, and finally got it shut down. But it ran! With that few seconds of roaring terror several possible bad things, (like valve timing), went away. But what was up with the RPMs? I first tried the idle screw, turned it all the way in. No effect. I fussed with the cable, tried to make sure the slide was bottoming. I couldn‟t tell for sure, but I thought it was OK. Nothing else I tried seemed to work. I was now desperate enough to study the carb schematic, which showed the tapered idle screw that I had taken for a mixture adjustment instead to be a throttle slide stop. What the heck, nothing ventured nothing gained. So I backed the idle screw all the way out. You guessed it, that solved the problem. Soon the engine was ticking over in a very well-behaved fashion. A good start, but lots still to do before I can actually ride it. Have to rebuild the seat, find and fix an oil leak that appeared after that first startup, fix the exhaust leaks, and adjust the rear brake so it engages. The Oil Leak I mentioned an oil leak? It was actually a gusher, and it appeared to be coming from the head gasket. Numerous inspections confirmed this bad news. The engine would have to come out. Again. It occurred to me that everything to do with this project had to have been done at least twice. I will not bore you with another account of pulling the engine. I had learned, and thus it went quickly. Soon the engine was sitting on the lift, it‟s head ripped off. The gasket appeared to be fine. I could not understand why it had leaked. I checked the machine surfaces on head and cylinder, both were good. That left the oil channel in one of the dowels, and its O-ring. I replaced the O-ring with a genuine Honda part and reinstalled the head with a new gasket. The new gasket had metal around each bolt hole as well as the bore holes, I liked that. I torqued it down carefully, slowly, lovingly, and fit the timing chain, rotating the crankshaft to get things lined up. With an audible “clunk” the engine stopped, hard, as if someone had thrown a wrench into the gears. I was pretty sure it wasn‟t supposed to do that. I tried the other direction, and it turned freely for a bit, then…clunk! Back and forth it would go, and I soon realized it was stopping at top dead center every time. How could that be? I could think of only one reason, and I didn‟t like it at all. I must have dropped something into the bore during assembly and didn‟t notice it. I pondered for a while, trying to put off the inevitable, but it had to be done so I did it. I took it apart again. To my surprise, there was nothing in either bore but pistons. I inspected the gasket, and to my surprise it was deformed, dented by the pistons. It was, in short, the wrong gasket. It was very close, with the same bolt pattern, but the bore holes were slightly smaller, just enough that the pistons hit the metal edges. Obviously, it was made to fit the 125cc engine. You get that at Ebay sometimes. I inspected the old gasket. It was still in perfect condition, but had leaked. Again I wondered why. A close inspection of the head showed a mysterious bevel around the bolt hole that served as an oil channel; not a nice, machined surface, but more something that looked like someone had, for reasons arcane, used a countersink or drill bit on it while finishing off their third beer. I visualized the O-ring trying to make a seal with this surface, and suddenly realized why the thing had been leaking. Not only that, but this head gasket did not have metal around the bolt holes, while the bore holes did. This would create a very slight difference in the width of the mating surfaces, which could give the oil a path out. The solution, however, was less simple. Should I goop it all up with high temp RTV? Should I try and fabricate metal facings for the bolt holes? Should I try and source a slightly larger O-ring? Would it rain tomorrow? FINAL ASSEMBLY- Again I found another head gasket, this time OEM. It was (thankfully) a bit different than the one that had come with my gasket set; specifically, it had no metal grommets set around the edge and bolt holes, and it was a bit thinner. The O-ring stood proud above it when held up to the head. I took this as a good sign, but decided to use a dab of high temp Hondabond as well, just around that crazy bevel. I will spare you the details of the final final assembly, since they are remarkably similar to those of the final assembly. Suffice it to say that all went well; at least, until I got to the headers and mufflers, which perversely did not want to fit. I struggled, pushed, pulled, and fussed, but in the end it was my creative and abundant supply of cuss words that carried the day. At length, it was back together, and it was as I was preparing to mount up that I noticed a minor detail: the seat was not yet covered. I had the new cover and new foam, but I had been successfully putting off actually doing that particular chore. I sighed. So be it, I would now become an upholsterer. Word on the street was that foam was tough to work with, or at least, to cut and mould. I didn‟t want to spring for a foam cutter for this one job, but the wife came through again and found me an old electric knife at the local Goodwill. It cut through that foam like it wasn‟t even there. Wonderful tool, and handy for turkeys too. For a base I had selected some pretty dense 3/4” neoprene, a firm, closed-cell foam that I figured would keep my backside supported. Over that I planned to put a 1/4” layer of a nice soft open-cell foam to give it some cush. First task was to strip the old cover off and clean up the metal seat pan. Easy, yes? Easy, no. Honda obviously meant that seat to last for a while. Holding the cover in place were about a gazillion sharp little pointy teeth, set all around the inside of the pan, and each one had a bite of that cover. Then there were metal retainers with little rusted bolts and nuts, which in the end had to be ground off with a die grinder. At length that was done and there it was, ready for its new parts. I cut out the new foam using the old foam as a template, and shaped it with the electric knife. It really was amazingly like trimming the breast meat from a roast turkey. I set the new foam in place and began what turned out to be an epic battle with the new cover. I yanked, I pulled, I swore. Nothing availed but persistence, which worked, as it will, after a time of pain. I had to pull the edge of the cover down, will all my might, and try and hook it on one of the sharp little teeth. I had previously pried them all up and sharpened them, but vinyl is tough stuff. Bit by bit, inch by inch, tooth by tooth, it went together. I tapped the teeth down and behold! a new seat. Or kind of new. I couldn‟t believe it…it actually looked pretty good! As mechanic‟s helpers go, luck has a poor attendance record, but this time he showed up for work. So with that, I rolled it out. It seemed very tiny. I pressed the starter. With little fanfare, it caught and ran. It ran well…and it did not leak! Even with the temperature hovering just above freezing, it idled smoothly. I swung a leg over, grinned at the wife, who was taking a video. I pressed the shifter, it lurched a bit as it went into first. Adjustment needed, but not just now. I rolled on some throttle, eased out the clutch, and I was underway at last! Down the road we went. I barely noticed the cold. For the first time in more than 30 years, the little CA95 was on the road! I didn‟t go far, just down the hill, then turned around and headed back. A guy in a pickup truck nearly broke his neck trying to get a better look at it. It had to work harder going uphill, but it continued to run great. I put it away with a feeling of triumph. After a year of tribulations (most of which were fun) it was over. It worked. There were still things to do, of course, but the primary work was now over. This is what it looks like now:
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