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NEWSLETTER
31 October 2014
Club News and Events
AWARDS EVENING
Members are reminded to please diarise this lovely evening .
It will be on Friday 7 November after the Whisky/Lucky draw
Please wear black and white
Dankie julle
League Teams
Good luck to our Harry Solomon team playing in the first
knockout against Royal Cape , keep the head down , make
lots of birdies and bring back a win!!
Whisky and Lucky Draw
R5000 SA Rant is there for the taking and the famous bird is
up for grabs and Maggie is making lekker snacks
See you all there
Sundowner
Our yearly Sundowner starts on Friday 7 November
It will once again be organised by Brian Kemlo and Jay
Jooste
After last year’s huge success I am really looking forward to
see if we can improve even more
It is such a great way of staring the weekend and we want to
see everyone participate , bring all your friends and potential
members and enjoy the whisky/lucky draw afterwards
CLASSIC WEEK
We kicked off with a stunning Mixed sponsored by Marian
and Chris Dorrington. Although there was a little breeze
everybody enjoyed it thoroughly and the traditional fish &
chips went down well afterwards
Below photo of the winners L-R on 96 points , Jane Knight ,
Tommy & Marlene Dockrall and John Knight
Our sponsors the Dorringtons found the day to stressful and
managed to win the potatoes for longest day
We auctioned off the potatoes for a solid R700 SA Rant
Below from L-R Chris , Leanne, Mariane & Kelly
I’m standing at the back enjoying their winnings
Tuesday’s Ladies & Gents was played in awesome weather
and as you can see below they had a lot of fun
All I can say is do not ask our lady captain to demonstrate
how an unbreakable wine glass don’t break , it was hilarious
There she stands inviting our sponsor for the day Kathy
Mossop from MK & Associates to come forward and hand
over this unbreakable wine glass , and taps it on the table , en
daar breek die hele wynglas , in sy kanon in!!
That was a Master card moment , well done Denise alias
Breaker Morant!!
The winners on a great 51 points was Jane Wagenfeld and
Tony Tucker standing in the middle
Nashua sponsored our Classic Wednesday and it was a
pearler!!
Once again it was perfect weather and the course was
absolutely stunning
The players enjoyed Van Loveren strawberry and chocolate
cream on the course and Stellenbrau gave them 3 different
draughts after the game
They finished off with lekker Beef Strogonoff and a great
prize table
A big thanks to Nashua , Stefan Stander and Stafford Harding
They are also going to part sponsor our Pro Am that will be
played on the 17 November , dankie julle!!
Below photo of the winners from L-R on 51 points –Wow!!
From L-R : Stafford Harding [sponsor] Elzette and FC Gerber
RESULTS: CLASSIC WEEK
Mixed Open 19th October 2014 Sponsor Dorringtons:
1st Prize:
 Tommy Dockrall
 Marlene Dockrall
 John Knight
 Jane Knight
2nd Prize:
 PJ Krige
 Paul Roux
 Denise Codrington
 Lucille Riordan
3rd Prize:
 John Brayne
 Stephen Steenkamp
 Karen Steenkamp
 Julie Clifton
96Pts
90Pts
86Pts
Ladies & Gents 21st October 2014:
1st Prize:
 Tony Tucker
 Jane Wagenfeld
51Pts
2nd Prize:
 Denise Codrington
 M. Tunnicliffe
48Pts
3rd Prize:
 Mark Nicholson
 Midge Cunnington
47Pts
4th Prize:
 Brian Kemlo
 Jenny Kemlo
46Pts
5th Prize:
 Brian Paine
 Claire Marshall
46Pts
Nashua Classic Wednesday
4 BB Stableford 22nd October 2014:
1st Prize:
 FC Gerber
 Elzette Gerber
51Pts
2nd Prize:
 Dennis Shillitto
 Paul Craye
49Pts
3rd Prize:
 Bill Els
 Stephen Els
49Pts
4th Prize:
 Martin Ellenberger
 Lloyd Blanckensee
48Pts
5th Prize:
 Sarah Chanpordang
 Donovan Kok
48Pts
4 Ball Alliance Night Golf 23rd October 2014:
1st Prize:
 Ryan West
 Ken Joao
 Johan Scholfield
 Mirko Steinhage
2nd Prize:
 Peter Spender
 Paul Wilson
 Graham Swarts
 Stephen Els
3rd Prize:
 Clive Battison
 Hein Lubbe
 Gary
 Marius
37Pts
35Pts
32Pts
Frienship Cup 24th October 2014:
Team Winners:
1. BOB’S BIG BEASTLY BASHERS
2. SWGC
3. MIXED BUNCH
4. PINK COUGARS
5. STRAND LOPERS
6. STRAND
7. BEDOUINS
8. KRAUTS
9. ERINVALE
215
211
202
202
201
201
198
194
194
10.
11.
12.
BOGEY BOYS
WYNBOERE
LIGHTIES
Best Better ball:
1. Theo Swart & Andre Roux
2. Bill Salmon & Stephan Malan
3. Stephen Els & Trevor Symes
4. Claudia & Johan Nel
5. Brian & Jenny Kemlo
193
189
184
47
46
46
46
46
Spring Classic 25th October 2014:
1st Prize:
 Andrew Callaghan
 Bryce Callaghan
 Sabastian Williams
 Abe Afrika
2nd Prize:
 Wouter Geldenhys
 Lynn Mackenzie
 Craig Mackenzie
 Alf Downing
3rd Prize:
 Mark van Galen
 Graham Swart
 Paul Wilson
 Graham Paine
91Pts
89Pts
89Pts
4th Prize:
 Rob Uttley
 Don Byers
 Silvia Fischer
 Lindsay Stewart
5th Prize:
 Midge Cunnington
 Elaine Proctor
 Brian Peach
 Brenda Peach
6th Prize:
 Kobus Kemp
 Kobus Nel
 Louis van der Merwe
 Nick Potgieter
7th Prize:
 Mark Nicholson
 W. Gauche
 J. Hepley
 S. Pestadler
8th Prize:
 Tony Phillipson
 Dennis Shillitto
 Bill Salmon
 Richard Mann
9th Prize:
 Charlie Ritter
 Frans Senghas
 Giovanni Moretti
87Pts
87Pts
86Pts
86Pts
85Pts
84Pts
 Mike Moretti
P.S.
A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight.
They start eying each other, and both realize they want to do the
same thing.
He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted.
Rear toilet - five minutes, he suggests. She agrees and goes off.
He waits five minutes, then goes and slips in there with her. Okay,
get that condom on, she says.
Soon, they are both sighing with pleasure. But a sharp eyed
stewardess has noticed them, and realized what they are up to.
So she humiliates them by making an announcement over the PA
system.
"To the lady and gentleman in the rear toilet, we know what you
are doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now,
please put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the
smoke detector."
And what were you thinking?
I worry about you sometimes
Dis al