1. religion and spirituality
2. christianity
3. catholicism

“THE LIFE OF LIL WAYNE"
Rapper Lil Wayne was born Dwayne Michael Carter Jr. on September 27, 1982, in New Orleans,
Louisiana. Lil Wayne has been creating music since he was a child, and is considered among
today's most talented rappers. He grew up in Holly grove, one of New Orleans' poorest
neighborhoods.
Lil Wayne started rapping at the age of 8. He later met brothers Bryan and Slim Williams, the
founders of Cash Money Records, who were impressed enough with his skills to give him one of
their business cards. Ambitious, Wayne continued to call them until they took him under their
wing and let him hang around the label's offices.
Lil Wayne's first recording for Cash Money Records was True Stories (1993), performing with
another skilled rapper, B.G., under the name the B Gs. Away from the studios, he was living
dangerously. He sold crack for a time, and accidentally shot himself in the chest, according to an
article in Rolling Stone. "It was my mom's gun," Wayne told the magazine in 2008. "It was like a
chopper hit me. But the bullet went straight through, and I bounced back in two weeks."
As part of the Hot Boys, Lil Wayne got his first taste of success. The group was made up of
several of Cash Money's rising stars—B.G., Juvenile, Turk and
As part of the Hot Boys, Lil Wayne got his first taste of success. The group was made up of
several of Cash Money’s rising stars—B.G., Juvenile, Turk and Wayne. Their debut album, Get
It How U Live (1997), sold more than 400,000 copies. Their next effort, Guerilla Warfare (1999),
did even better, eventually selling more than 1 million copies. At the age of 16, Lil Wayne was
on his way to music stardom.
That same year, Lil Wayne launched his solo career with Tha Block Is Hot (1999). The title track
was a big hit, and the album reached the top of the hip-hop charts. Featuring appearances by
members of the Hot Boys as well as the Big Tymers (Brian Williams and Mannie Fresh), the
recording went double platinum. Fresh also served as Wayne’s producer on the recording.
The rapper’s next two albums, Lights Out (2000) and 500 Degreez (2002), sold modestly
compared to his debut. Then, in a career-changing move, Lil Wayne took a break from creating a
traditional style album and released his first collection from his underground mixtapes: Da
Drought (2003). His mixtape tracks usually feature beats borrowed from other artists with new
lyrics that he creates.
Wayne. Their debut album, Get It How U Live (1997), sold more than 400,000 copies. Their next
effort, Guerilla Warfare (1999), did even better, eventually selling more than 1 million copies.
At the age of 16, Lil Wayne was on his way to music stardom.
That same year, Lil Wayne launched his solo career with Tha Block Is Hot (1999). The title track
was a big hit, and the album reached the top of the hip-hop charts. Featuring appearances by
members of the Hot Boys as well as the Big Tymers (Brian Williams and Mannie Fresh), the
recording went double platinum. Fresh also served as Wayne's producer on the recording.
The rapper's next two albums, Lights Out (2000) and 500 Degreez (2002), sold modestly
compared to his debut. Then, in a career-changing move, Lil Wayne took a break from creating a
traditional style album and released his first collection from his underground mixtapes: Da
Drought (2003). His mixtape tracks usually feature beats borrowed from other artists with new
lyrics that he creates.
by CHIMI BORIS AND FUH LAURA{L6 COM}
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR.
Dear editor the idea of buses transporting students to the field during occasional days has proven
to be unreliable as it takes a lot of time for the buses to go to and fro as experienced during the
games at st pauls college nkwen.what are measures taken to improve on this situation?
ANS:the situation has been handled and we just hope the agencies keep their side of the bargain.
Dear editor why are awards not given to the best students and also students who have stayed in
the institution for long?
ANS:there is something already done in this regard.you are just new and to acknowledge tis is
not real.
by ngwafu solange ndifor{USA}
Dear editor,
why is it tat we dont have outing in our school?
ans:it is a catolic policy to ave only visiting days.
Dear editor,
i wish to ask that wy is it that we are not allowed to form our own clubs?
Ans:like which.
Dear editor,
i wish to ask that why are you not allowed to wear white or assorted colors?
Ans:for the sake of cleanliness we are not allowed to do this.
By viyoff emmanuella{form 2 commercial}
Dear editor,
why is it tat the student government never works labour and that open eyes to others to work?
Ans:they are suppose to check and so can not check and work at the same time
Dear editor,
why is it that the first cycle are not always wearing black shoes but the second cycle do wear it?
Ans:because it is part of their uniform.
By Jude shitteh and Gabriel{form two grammar}
Dear editor,
why is it that the boys leave down and come up by foot when there is a school bus?
Ans:it is not easy to run tis ,it is a good sports for health.
Dear editor,
why is it that the food we eat is not accompanied with drinking water and a bottle of top ?
Ans; the table captains should always do their best to arrange this.
Dear editor,
why is it that the boys dormitory is not built up like the girls dormitory ?
Ans:there are efforts underway to do this.thanks for this concern.
By derrick and Marius.{form two}
Dear editor,
why is it that male teachers are allowed to go into the girls dormitory?
Ans:
Dear editor,
i wish to ask why the school cannot add the fees and then give us the necessary text books in
school in all the classes?
Ans:
Dear editor,
i wish to ask why the school do not celebrate when the examination classes are to graduate?
Ans:
Dear editor,
why is it that we dont have outings on the first Sundays of the month?
Ans:
Dear editor
why is it that we don’t go for mass at the main church again on Mondays?
Ans:
Dear editor,
i wish to ask why some items are not sold in school like ice cream,Elena tomato?
Ans:
Dear editor,
i wish to ask why the school administration did not put the visiting day on Saturdays so that we
can rest or prepare for school on Sunday or if they want to put it on Sunday let Monday be a free
day for us?
Ans:
BY SALI BRAIN{FORM THREE}
Dear editor,
why is it that form 4 commercial students study computer but form 4 grammar students dont?
Ans:
Dear editor,
why is it that during socials f1 to f4 students are asked to go to the dormitories at 9 pm while f5
to upper sixth are asked to stay till 11 pm?
Ans:
Dear editor
why is it that there is no more open door day in our institution?
Ans:
BY JOSHUA{FORM 4}
WISE SAYINGS
SOME LOGICS IN LIFE
steps to happiness :
Think less, feel more,
Frown less, smile more,
Talk less, listen more,
Judge less, accept more,
Watch less, do more,
complain less, appreciate more,
fear less,love more,
and love the life you live.
BY MARIESTELLA{Stella bright}form five.
People who are attracted to you because your pretty face or nice body wont be by your side
forever.but the people who can see how beautiful your heart is will never leave you.
BY EMILIA{FORM FIVE}.
TIPS ON HAVING A FLAT STOMACH
}don’t eat after 7pm
}don’t suck sweet or chew gum because they increase gas in the stomach.thus giving a big
stomach .
}don’t eat fast or too fast during a meal
}don’t drink water immediately after a meal rather wait for about 10 to 15 mins before drinking.
}drink water before any meal{a cup of water}so as to suppress your appetite .thus avoids a big
tommy .
}eat citrus fruits after every meal
}drink 1.5 liter of water every morning immediately you get down from the bed .it will help you
to stool regularly and so avoids a big tommy
}do enough exercises.mostly the exercise should involve stretching
}dont sleep immediately after a meal.it will accumulate fats in the body thus giving a big
stomach.
BY NKOKEP SOLDANA {MISS INDEPENDENT}AND NINYING SYLVIA{GAGI
DANGER}LOWER SIXTH SCIENCE
IMAGINE THAT
You found true love at 4:30 pm.5pm you people went out to date.you all enjoyed your self
well.you guys had fun{playing games,dancing,hugging etc}.then at 9;30pm you decided to go
back home .on your way an arrow is aimed at you your lover sees it and calls your name,but the
noise at that moment wont permit you to hear tat sweet voice.then he or she decides to come
after you .on reaching he or she pushes you and receives the arrow straight into the heart.at that
moment your true love drops dead in front of you.what will you do?
BY NINYING SYLVIA{lower sixth science}
A POEM
When i “female weezy” was still in l.s.s i had a mentor “Lil breezy who was the best friend of
“bravy b”.then came in “lord phy’ and her beautiful benchi “gorgeous angel” who loves making
“miss independent” sing for “Lil breeze”.but every time they do so “gagi danger” gets angry and
stamps the feet of “dagger” this always “gentle breezy”to get annoyed and cry on the shoulder
of “palvine de pearl”.our bright morning star “blinky zi”then becons on “charm caster”to seduce
“nexy b”and make “meg swiss”to go crazy.this made our able “condiment”to come in with some
delicious meals which calms the nerves of everyone then “THERE COMES THE CALMNESS
AND UNITY OF THE CHRONICLES OF THE WHITE CASTLE”.
BY LOWER SIXTH STUDENTS {chronicles of the white castle}
ENCOURAGING MESSAGES
In Gods eyes ,love is never absent .in Gods heart forgiveness is never impossible.in Gods
embrace ,no one is ever alone or forgotten ,behold God is waiting somewhere above to give you
his grace and sent his love ,whatever your cross.whatever your pain,God always sends a rainbow
after the rain.
if you want to succeed in your life be sweet as honey, be regular as the clock, be fresh as rose ,be
soft as tissue ,be strong as rock,be smart as our personal lord and Saviour.
BY JULIANE TANKFU AND OJONG GOODNESS{FORM FIVE}
PEACE
Peace ,peace,peace
a common word of five letters
yet so rich and precious
my gold and silver cannot buy you
my pride and power just chased you away
my soldiers and guns just break you into pieces
truth,justice and fear of the lord are what you want
i need peace in S.J.C.H.S BAFUT
i need the fear of the lord in S.J.C.H.S BAFUT
BY BIH JENNIFER AND BIH JULIANE{form 5}
IDIOMS,PROVERBS,AND WISE SAYINGS
_A friend in need is a friend in deed,you can know your good friends when you are in difficulties.
_nothing ventures ,nothing gains you ave to risk your life before you achieve your goals.
_a barking dog never bites :dont say what you cant do
_there is never no smoke without fire:everything has its cost
_to hear something from the horses mouth:hear from the right source
_to be born on the wrong side of the blanket:not born in a legal marriage
_to be born with a silver spoon in the mouth:born rich
_he who lives by the sword must surely die by the sword
_the rain that falls to make sugar cane sweet is still the rain that falls to make bitter leaf bitter.
_a new broom sweeps clean but an old broom sweeps better because it knows the corners of the
room.
_he who hits the evil drum must be ready to dance the evil dance .
_cheaters never win while owners never cheat .
_how dare you tread a snake in a fight between thunder and lightening,do you want to die?
_all that glitters is not gold
_if you swallow a pistle you will surely sleep while standing.
BY SHIYNGEH PALVINE{LOWER SIXTH SCIENCE}
THE KING’S IDOL
once lived a king who ruled a small clan called the clan of the unchanged religion this king was
so brutal and had kill many people who set their feet’s into the land to preach Christianity. this
small clan worship a certain ancestral god call {THE EKONSO} two students from the
university where sent to this village for an assignment. this two student loved God and preach
every where the went. when they arrived the village the where informed about the rules and
regulations biding the village. one of the student was not strong in faith such that he no longer
had interest to pray, preach so he told his friend that they should retreat to the university but the
other student refuse. the following day the chief priest of that clan send his servant to go and
airest the two boy’s but on going the faithless on had made his way back to school, so they had
the other boy sized. when the arrived the shrine the chief priest order the boy to be locked inside
the shrine unfortunately for the chief priest the servant release the boy and begged him to pray
for him and his sick wife when the chief priest head of this e immediately reused to the palace to
meet the brutal king so that the boy should be sacrifices to the god’s but on reaching the palace
he got a news that the king has kicked the bucket so he began barging and saying “i the chief
priest will revive him” before he finish saying this the boy from the university arrived so the
chief priest became furious and told their ancestors and revive the king the boy will be sacrificed
and if he doesn’t revive the king he should be hanged at the village square. so he began his
enchantment but he could not revive the king. the boy knelt down and began worshiping God
immediately he finish the king came back to life and the chief priest was hanged at the village
square. the king exclaim and said “praise be to God of the foreign boy” from that day onward all
the whole village began to worship God thus was term “the king’s idol”.
by ANCHIE SYNTHIA ALIAS
“CYNDY BRIGHT” {USC} and
AKU LARRISA {LSC}
EVERY WERE I PUT YOU POUND
once there live a man who always like eating achu so he will always want his wife to cook
achu every Saturday so one day the wife decided to cook achu she told her daughter to help her
and she said every where i put u pound first she put in the mutter secondly she put in her mouth
since her daughter wanted to obey her she pounded her mothers mouth.
by FRU FABIOLA{F2}
“A FOLISH STUDENT”
once upon a time the lived a foolish student by name sabouru who after five years in primary
school still doesn’t know a domestic animal one day the teacher entered the class and
surprisingly asked a question. give two examples of a domestic animal. one student name Danton
got up and said a dog after the quietness of the other student the teacher asked them to knell
down the foolish sabouru put up his arm and said “i sir, i sir” then the teacher replied if not of u
the rest could have gone down for punishment so please answer the question the child answer sir
another dog again what is such an embarrassment and got the child well beaten if you where in
the place of the teacher what will you do.
by FUH SCOTT{FROM TWO}
“REFLECT MORE THAN YOU LAUGH”
as the world is coming to and end the two kingdoms: the the university of fire in hell and life in
heaven are striving hard to be rich in number the chancellors of the two universities are Satan
and lord Jesus. Satan announces that the admission into his university is currently going on and
the following documents are required.
first school living certificate in adultery
ordinary level certificate in lies telling
advanced level certificate in fornication
masters in witch craft and BAC in idol worship
PHD in grudge bearing and bribery and corruption
CAP in stealing and prostitution
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good skills in expressing pride jealousy love for money
and the application should bear your signature and official stamp of hypocrisy and should be
address to the chancellor Satan university of fire in hell p.o box sin leading to hell for further
information contact the nearest native doctor.
the chancellor lord Jesus of the university of life needs just faith love and trust in him. apply now
and have eternal life.do not affort to miss the golden opportunity the following are so of the
teachers in menu.
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chancellor lord Jesus
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department of faith holy spirit
S
department of wisdom Solomon
S
department of patient job
S
department of defense angel Micheal
S
department of communication angel Gabriel
S
department of music David
upon administration your name will be writing in the book of life. just dial P.R.A.Y and call jesus
and the line will be yours watch out false document concerning this uniersity.application should
be channel to:honorably lord Jesus gold street heaven{rev.11:21} p.o box joy and
peace{gal.2:22
by AKEUFA LARRISA{F3C}
“FUFU AND A BOY”
there once lived a woman and son and so the son was going to the farm and bringing fufu when he goes
he will say fufu tep-tep and the fufu will enter inside a blow and he will take it home so one day he when
and said fufu tep-tep-tep and fufu got finish and the boy lived hungry ever after.
by NGORAN SHELLY{F3}
“THE FOUR POOR CHILDREN”
there once lived four children so they where hungry and they pretended to be blind, mad, and
other was normal so the one that was normal took the other three and was walking and begging
since they they were hungry so the one who pretended to be blind said mack wona see soon thing
for hear na money be this so they when back how satisfied and became rice ever after.
by EBUA SALIBRAIN{F3}
“THE THREE RATS
there once lived three rats call Rex, maxwell, and Bongam who were always comparing one day
the decided to prove themselves stronger than the first said name maxwell said i ate rice and
gamaline but did not die. the second rat name Rex said i dance alingo and azonto on a trap but it
did no catch me. the third rat name bongam was confused of what to say so he said that you see
that pregnant cat i was the one that impregnated her. amongst the three rats ho is the strongest?.
BY NKUM MAXWELL {F2}
REX FLINT and BONGAM {F2}
LEONARD {F2}
THE FOOLISH G.C.E STUDENT
Two years ago a boy wrote the G.C.E exams he knew that he will fail and as the journalist was
reading the names of those that passed he never herd his name he tied a rope on a tree put the
radio beside him and climbed on a chair and put his neck on the rope waiting for the last name.
he shouted and forgot that he had hang himself unfortunately guess what happed next?.
by FONTEM NA-AN BEATRICE{F5}
“ID CARD”
all passengers in the bu had their id cards except bekor at the police check point she was
asked to step down from the car they ask her why don’t you have your id card i an angry mood
bekor pretended to be dumb the police man repeated the question thrice and threaten to lock
bekor up yet the young girl did not say a word pretended to be dumb the police man repeated the
question thrice and threaten to lock bekor up y a word then e said to her get back into the car you
dumb and bekor replied thanks you very much officer and she was immediately dragged down
from the bus to the cell.
by YOUNG ZILLION
once upon a time they lived a blind man. pretending to be blind he sat the streets and was
begging for money a woman was passing and put one thousand francs there was a thieve at the
conner. as they put the one thousand the thieve wanted to take the one thousand as he remove his
lenses he said you gang of thieves therefor the blind an pretending was also a thieve.
by DENGEROUS DIUA{F5}
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by KENFACK ELODIE {F2}
“MY MOTHER”
my mother is a kind of relief sent to free me from grief
she
comes along with comfort to set me from all sort of melancholy and mourning she is
the joy i find every morning my mother is so precious send by god to gracious she
mack sue i eat in other to look healthy and feet she tidies up the whole house macing it
a hell for the mouse, oh mother you are so understanding and you mack me so out
standing you are so beautiful as a poppy so do you also treat me like a poppy oh
mother oh rose Mary you are the best thing that has ever happens to me.
byAKEUFA LARRISA AKA BLUE DIAMOND {F3}
“FUN TIME”
once open a time there was a rev father who preached in church any time that peopel put their
mone in the ofertory baket he always look the amount if it is 25fs would say god punish you if it
is 500frs he would say god bless you. so when the mass was over he went to count the amount of
the money when he finish counting it he keep it n front of the stature of Jesus so any time he was
hungry he would go to the stature and sing “please father i need a little bit of money for a
buisness”and he took the money. so one day a Christian noticed it and when and stood behind
Gods stature when rev father came he sang the song and they Christiane said no you can not
continue taking may money and rev father said “you fool i have not ask you any thing it is
because of your long mouth that they nail you on the cross” then father took the money and left
byMBOH SUSAN {F2}
ST JOSPHE BEST AWARDS 2013-2012
TITLE
NOMINES
WINNERS
GENIUS OF THE
YEAR
ZOWU DEBORAH,AWA
ROSTAND,MINGO
LARISA,SAYIT
HEINRICH,FORSUH
CASANDRA
MINGO LARISA
NEATEST STUDENT
MUMAH MICHEAL,FONJIE ABIMUI PHYLIS
ARNORLD,VUGAR
TINA,ABIMUI PHYLIS,CHIM
NORA
MOST BEHAVED STUDENT TEKU FRANK,MINGO
LARISA,MUMAH AKERE
TEKUE FRANK
MOST PRAYERFUL
STUDENT
DESTINY,IDEM
BELTEN,FOMBANG DIANE
FOMBANG DIANE
BEST FOOTBALLER BOY
YAYI RAYMOND,ALAIN
ESSEGEMU,MAVRIN,SAYIT
HEINRICH
SAYIT HEINRICH
BEST FOOTBALL GIRL
FORSUH CASSANDRA,AKOM FORSUH
PAULINE,SENDOH
CASSANDRA
YVETTE,MAKOM ORNELLA
BEST VOLLEYBALLER BOY ABAN WILLIAMS,BIN
BRIAN,MATIN TEBO,CHIMI
BORIS,AFEH REX
ABAN WILLIAM
BEST VOLLEY BALLER
GIRL
MAKON ONELLA,CHINDO
CLARIS,SONG
CRISTABEL,CASSANDRA
CHINDO CLARIS
BEST HANDBALLER BOY
CHE MARVIN,FON
BAUNEL,ABAN WILLIAM
CHE MARVIN
BEST HANDBALLER GIRL AKOM PAULINE,MIRAND
ABE,SINDO YUETTE
AKOM PAULINE
BEST OUT GOING
PREFECT
CHE MARVIN, SAYIT
HEINRICH,WULBA
JOHN,FORSUH
WULBA JOHN
CASSANDRA ,wulba
Charles
BEST INCOMING PREFECT FUH LAURA, BIHLUM,
MUSAH CARINE,
PULCHERIE, KANDEM
ORNELLA.
FUH LAURA
MOST VESATILE
FOOTBALLER
ALAIN
ALAIN ESSGEMU
ESSEGEMU,MARVIN,FRANC
K BORIS,MUMAH KINGSELY
MOST VESTILE DANCER
WULBA JOHN,BIN
BRIAN ,FRANCK
BORIS,BONGANG CASSIAN
FRANCK BORIS
BEST HIP HOPDANCE
SONG CRISTABLE,DAISY
DORA,SHARON
SONG CRISTABEL
BEST KPANKAKA DANCER WULBA JOHN,BIN
BRIAN,BONGANG
CASSIAN,FRANK BORIS
BONGANG CASSIAN
BEST NICK NAME
MR. CORRUPT
PODOSKI, MR.CORRUPT,
ABOVE THE LAW, LE
MBINGUIST, BOSS PLAZA.
NCHOUNANG
MOST POPULAR STUDENT SONG CRISTABLE,
MBONJOH LARISSA,BIHLUM DEDRICK
HELMINE, MAKOM
ORNELLA, NCHOUNANG
DEDRICK
BEST LINGUISTIC
PULCHERIE
NJISSAMA,TAMFUH
NANCY,NANCY AZAH
TAMFUH NANCY
Best chorister
NTAM LAURA,NTAM
VIVIAN,KANDEM
ONELLA,AJENDE THERES
AJEANDE THERES
BEST COUPE DECALE
DANCER BOY
WULBA JOHN,BONGANG
CASSIAN,FRANK
BORIS,AKOM NELSON
BEST COUPE DECALE
DANCER GIRL
SONG CHRISTABEL, DAISY SONG CHRISTABEL
DORA, AMUNGWA SHARON
BEST ARTIST
TOMBIR RAYMOND,MEGAN TOMBIR RAYMOND
KAMENI, CHRISTA XAVIER
MOST VESATILE MALE
TEACHER
MR.VALATINE,MR.DESMON MR.VALANTINE
D,MR.ACHILLE,MR.JULUIS
WULBA JOHN
MOST VESTALIE FEMALE MISS.FABIOLA,MIS.PRUDEN MISS. CHANTAL
CE,MIS.CHANTAL
TEACHER
BEST MC
WULBA CHARLES, CHIMI
NORA, TAM LAURA
WULBA CHARLES
“YES I ACCEPT”
They say am black? Yes I accept
But what has that got to do with the purity of my heart ?
They say I am a monkey? Yes I accept
But God is our father, so we are brothers
They say my continent is dark? Yes I accept
But why have they come to exploit it
They say I am inferior? Yes I accept
But at the end of it all I die and so does my white superior Israel fonguy USA
By: CELINE. B & AWAH NAOMI &EBUA
SALIBRAIN
“FRIENDS”
to have a playing and discussion mate is very easy but to have a friend is very difficult.
Friends are like vital machines they should be treated like and egg once you loss a friend
you can never retrieve him/her back and even if you have them back they will not be like
before. In our world today there are three type of friends 1, friends for a reason 2, friends
for a season and friend for life friends are meant to be cared for friends that can share the
goo and the bad times with you they advice you they always tell you the truth even though
it is bitter they always lead you to the right path and more to that are very prayerful. We
should always try to be faithful to good friends and not betray them avoid being friends for
a reason or for a season handle your friends with care and not carelessness for it it is better
to have a good friend than a thousand relatives.
By ARACELLIE {F5G}
“ADVICE TO GIRLS”
boys make a fool out of you in the society some say they are interested in you
and only you tell them you love JESUS some say that they are going to die for you if you
stand against their request tell them that you are going to pray for their revival of their
souls they say you are beautiful like a queen inform them that you are very much aware of
that they will say they are going to prove it for you tell them that those things are also more
dangerous than ADIS tell them you have got hundreds of such promises with none fulfilled
that is why it is very easy to talk to UK but it is very difficult to get there.
By ARACELLINE NGUM {F5} & FON CLOUDETTE { F5}
“ADVICE TO YOUNG GIRLS”
life the most precious gift attitude the most powerful weapon of change awareness the
remedy for the meaningless wisdom the mark of maturity love the greatest God the source
of everything success the sweetest food for handwork relationship the bond that unites
worry the biggest enemy of progress education The need to keep us up dated humor the
best medicine prayer the greatest strength
By ARACELLINE and YAYI RAYMOND {F5G}
“WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE”
There are four set of characters each person has. Each set contains two part a person
cannot be a member of both parties you are either one or the other be honest to yourself
know just where you belong THE FRIST SET extroverts they are out going, out spoken,
and often get into trouble because of this they are always happy be must seek some advice
from introverts and they suffers from delayed feeling introverts people hardly know
introverts be very careful with them they are very sensitive and are easily work they are
self centered they keep their problems to their self and exploit someday they are very good
at loving because of their steadfastness slow and steady INTELIGENT they understand
things very as they learn very quickly and usually very scattered they dint need time to
read retarded they need a very long time to read they need a lot of time before taking
decision and conclusion are very conservative SECOND SET they act just from judgment
without thinking they consider themselves to be TOPS and are very good at research but
not practical they are easy amongst people and sometimes turn to be proud emotive they
are very charting they fell for others and cannot make decision without taking into
consideration the existence of others they are hardhearted and make very good parents
receptive they are broad minded and know about many things of the outside world they
make great politicians satirist they criticize a lot and they are very hard amongst traitors
and love discipline don't hurry them if you break your leg Make the right choice!!!!!
By ARACELLIN & RAYMOND YAYI {F5}
“CHANGES”
gone are those days when SJCHS used to be a place of indiscipline but right now the story
has changed for when the holy ghost comes dry lands will be fruitful thus with the
implementation of six discipline personal the story of SJCHS has changed now we are all
dancing to the tune of the music with no stress as it was in the beginning because now we
always think of the consequence for carrying out the action. But sometimes it takes a very
painful experience to make us change our ways that notwithstanding change is the only
constant thing in life.
By ARACELLINE NGUM {F5G}
“HINTS ON HOW TO STUDY”
 you should have a time table for studies
 do not pass any word without knowing the meaning
 do not study or read under bad light
 do not force yourself to study when you feel asleep
 two or three hours are enough for studies in the night
 you should ask anybody or your teacher to tell what you don't know
 it is better to study in a quiet place than in a noisy place
 it has being statistically proven that reading with docile music increases efficiency
by at least 75%
AN ADVICE TO STUDENTS
EDUCATION
Education is one of the most important things in life. It builds us up, makes us become literates
that is it teaches us how to read and write .Education can be gotten through
-Listen
-Reading
-And also requiring a lot of information .Education is one of the most important thing men can
acquire from earth. Not everyone is privileged to be educated .So when you have the chance to
be educated better study so and gain knowledge.
Also education without morals is like a golden ring on a pig nose .So while studying keep good
morals at side so that when succeeding in future you will do so with good morals .When
educated a bright future is ahead of you
So take your studies serious and a brighter future will be yours forever.
By Azah Nancy (LSS)
THE MEANING OF EDUCATION
E=Educating our selves every day
D=Defending success
U=Unity brings good results
C=Collaboration brings 100% at the end
A=Associating with others helps us studying
T=Teaching others make knowledge to stick
I=Increasing the level of knowledge
O=Organization
N=Need to be hard working
By Azah Nancy (LSS)
POEM
THE CHRONICLES OF THE WHITE CASTLE
In S.J.C.H.S there is a beautiful white house. A house meant for intelligence, Full of wise
students .Beauty of the nations. Future leaders of tomorrow .So many amazing characters .Oh!
the white house .A place for everyone to be .How I love to always be there
By Azah Nancy (LSS)
BIOGRAPHY
OF THE HOLY FATHER
FRANCIS
The first Pope of the Americas Jorge Mario Bergoglio hails from Argentina. The 76-year-old
Jesuit Archbishop of Buenos Aires is a prominent figure throughout the continent, yet remains a
simple pastor who is deeply loved by his diocese, throughout which he has travelled extensively
on the underground and by bus during the 15 years of his Episcopal ministry.
“My people are poor and I am one of them”, he has said more than once, explaining his decision
to live in an apartment and cook his own supper. He has always advised his priests to show
mercy and apostolic courage and to keep their doors open to everyone. The worst thing that
could happen to the Church, he has said on various occasions, “is what de Lubac called spiritual
worldliness”, which means, “being self-centered”. And when he speaks of social justice, he calls
people first of all to pick up the Catechism, to rediscover the Ten Commandments and the
Beatitudes. His project is simple: if you follow Christ, you understand that “trampling upon a
person’s dignity is a serious sin”.
Despite his reserved character — his official biography consists of only a few lines, at least until
his appointment as Archbishop of Buenos Aires — he became a reference point because of the
strong stances he took during the dramatic financial crisis that overwhelmed the country in 2001.
He was born in Buenos Aires on 17 December 1936, the son of Italian immigrants. His father
Mario was an accountant employed by the railways and his mother Regina Sivori was a
committed wife dedicated to raising their five children. He graduated as a chemical technician
and then chose the path of the priesthood, entering the Diocesan Seminary of Villa Devoto. On
11 March 1958 he entered the novitiate of the Society of Jesus. He completed his studies of the
humanities in Chile and returned to Argentina in 1963 to graduate with a degree in philosophy
from the Colegio de San José in San Miguel. From 1964 to 1965 he taught literature and
psychology at Immaculate Conception College in Santa Fé and in 1966 he taught the same
subject at the Colegio Del Salvatore in Buenos Aires. From 1967-70, he studied theology and
obtained a degree from the Colegio of San José.
On 13 December 1969 he was ordained a priest by Archbishop Ramón José Castellano. He
continued his training between 1970 and 1971 at the University Of Alcalá De Henares, Spain,
and on 22 April 1973 made his final profession with the Jesuits. Back in Argentina, he was
novice master at Villa Barilari, San Miguel; professor at the Faculty of Theology of San Miguel;
consultor to the Province of the Society of Jesus and also Rector of the Colegio Máximo of the
Faculty of Philosophy and Theology.
On 31 July 1973 he was appointed Provincial of the Jesuits in Argentina, an office he held for six
years. He then resumed his work in the university sector and from 1980 to 1986 served once
again as Rector of the Colegio de San José, as well as parish priest, again in San Miguel. In
March 1986 he went to Germany to finish his doctoral thesis; his superiors then sent him to the
Colegio Del Salvador in Buenos Aires and next to the Jesuit Church in the city of Córdoba as
spiritual director and confessor.
It was Cardinal Antonio Quarracino, Archbishop of Buenos Aires, who wanted him as a close
collaborator. So, on 20 May 1992 Pope John Paul II appointed him titular Bishop of Auca and
Auxiliary of Buenos Aires. On 27 May he received Episcopal ordination from the Cardinal in the
cathedral. He chose as his Episcopal motto, miserando atque eligendo, and on his coat of arms
inserted the ihs, the symbol of the Society of Jesus.
He gave his first interview as a bishop to a parish newsletter, Estrellita de Belém. He was
immediately appointed Episcopal Vicar of the Flores district and on 21 December 1993 was also
entrusted with the office of Vicar General of the Archdiocese. Thus it came as no surprise when,
on 3 June 1997, he was raised to the dignity of Coadjutor Archbishop of Buenos Aires. Not even
nine months had passed when, upon the death of Cardinal Quarracino, he succeeded him on 28
February 1998, as Archbishop, Primate of Argentina and Ordinary for Eastern-rite faithful in
Argentina who have no Ordinary of their own rite.
Three years later at the Consistory of 21 February 2001, John Paul ii created him Cardinal,
assigning him the title of San Roberto Bellarmino. He asked the faithful not to come to Rome to
celebrate his creation as Cardinal but rather to donate to the poor what they would have spent on
the journey. As Grand Chancellor of the Catholic University of Argentina, he is the author of the
books: Meditaciones para religiosos (1982), Reflexiones sobre la vida apostólica (1992) and
Reflexiones de esperanza (1992).
In October 2001 he was appointed General Relator to the 10th Ordinary General Assembly of the
Synod of Bishops on the Episcopal Ministry. This task was entrusted to him at the last minute to
replace Cardinal Edward Michael Egan, Archbishop of New York, who was obliged to stay in
his homeland because of the terrorist attacks on September 11th. At the Synod he placed
particular emphasis on “the prophetic mission of the bishop”, his being a “prophet of justice”, his
duty to “preach ceaselessly” the social doctrine of the Church and also “to express an authentic
judgement in matters of faith and morals”.
All the while Cardinal Bergoglio was becoming ever more popular in Latin America. Despite
this, he never relaxed his sober approach or his strict lifestyle, which some have defined as
almost “ascetic”. In this spirit of poverty, he declined to be appointed as President of the
Argentine Bishops’ Conference in 2002, but three years later he was elected and then, in 2008,
reconfirmed for a further three-year mandate. Meanwhile in April 2005 he took part in the
Conclave in which Pope Benedict XVI was elected.
As Archbishop of Buenos Aires — a diocese with more than three million inhabitants — he
conceived of a missionary project based on communion and evangelization. He had four main
goals: open and brotherly communities, an informed laity playing a lead role, evangelization
efforts addressed to every inhabitant of the city, and assistance to the poor and the sick. He
aimed to reevangelize Buenos Aires, “taking into account those who live there, its structure and
its history”. He asked priests and lay people to work together. In September 2009 he launched
the solidarity campaign for the bicentenary of the Independence of the country. Two hundred
charitable agencies are to be set up by 2016. And on a continental scale, he expected much from
the impact of the message of the Aparecida Conference in 2007, to the point of describing it as
the “Evangelii Nuntiandi of Latin America”.
Until the beginning of the recent sede vacante, he was a member of the Congregation for Divine
Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments, the Congregation for the Clergy, the
Congregation for Institutes of Consecrated Life and Societies of Apostolic Life, the Pontifical
Council for the Family and the Pontifical Commission for Latin America.
He was elected Supreme Pontiff on 13 March 2013.
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR.
Dear editor the idea of buses transporting students to the field during occasional days has proven
to be unreliable as it takes a lot of time for the buses to go to and fro as experienced during the
games at St Paul’s college Nkwen. What are measures taken to improve on this situation?
ANS: the situation has been handled and we just hope the agencies keep their side of the bargain.
Dear editor why are awards not given to the best students and also students who have stayed in
the institution for long?
ANS: there is something already done in this regard. you are just new and to acknowledge tis is
not real.
By ngwafu solange ndifor (USA)
Dear editor,
Why is it that we don’t have outing in our school?
Ans: It is a catholic policy to have only visiting days.
Dear editor,
I wish to ask why we are not allowed to form our own clubs.
Ans: We don’t think we have ever refused any serious club from coming up, especially when it is
aimed at growing the school and the students morally, socially and spiritually.
Dear editor,
I wish to ask that why are you not allowed to wear white or assorted colors?
Ans: for the sake of cleanliness we are not allowed to do this.
By Viyoff Emmanuella (form 2 commercial)
Dear editor,
Why is it that the student government never works labour and that open eyes to others to work?
Ans: They are suppose to check and so cannot check and work at the same time
Dear editor,
Why is it that the first cycle students don’t wear black shoes but the second cycle do wear it?
Ans: because it is part of their uniform.
By Jude shitteh and Gabriel{form two grammar}
Dear editor,
Why is it that the boys leave down and come up by foot when there is a school bus?
Ans: it is not easy to run this; it is a good sport for health.
Dear editor,
Why is it that the food we eat is not accompanied with drinking water and a bottle of top?
Ans; the table captains should always do their best to arrange this.
Dear editor,
Why is it that the boys dormitory is not built up like the girls dormitory?
Ans:there are efforts underway to do this.thanks for this concern.
By: derrick and Marius. (Form two)
Dear editor,
Why is it that male teachers are allowed to go into the girls dormitory?
Ans:
Dear editor,
i wish to ask why the school cannot add the fees and then give us the necessary text books in
school in all the classes?
Ans:
Dear editor,
i wish to ask why the school do not celebrate when the examination classes are to graduate?
Ans:
Dear editor,
Why is it that we dont have outings on the first Sundays of the month?
Ans:
Dear editor
Why is it that we don’t go for mass at the main church again on Mondays?
Ans:
Dear editor,
i wish to ask why some items are not sold in school like ice cream,Elena tomato?
Ans:
Dear editor,
i wish to ask why the school administration did not put the visiting day on Saturdays so that we
can rest or prepare for school on Sunday or if they want to put it on Sunday let Monday be a free
day for us?
Ans:
BY SALI BRAIN {FORM THREE}
Dear editor,
Why is it that form 4 commercial student’s study computer but form 4 grammar students dont?
Ans:
Dear editor,
Why is it that during socials f1 to f4 students are asked to go to the dormitories at 9 pm while f5
to upper sixth are asked to stay till 11 pm?
Ans:
Dear editor
Why is it that there is no more open door day in our institution?
Ans:
BY JOSHUA {FORM 4}
WISE SAYINGS
SOME LOGICS IN LIFE
Steps to happiness:
Think less, feel more,
Frown less, smile more,
Talk less, listen more,
Judge less, accept more,
Watch less, do more,
Complain less, appreciate more,
Fear less, love more,
And love the life you live.
BY MARIESTELLA {Stella bright} form five.
People who are attracted to you because your pretty face or nice body wont be by your side
forever.but the people who can see how beautiful your heart is will never leave you.
BY EMILIA {FORM FIVE}.
TIPS ON HAVING A FLAT STOMACH
} don’t eat after 7pm
} don’t suck sweet or chew gum because they increase gas in the stomach. Thus giving a big
stomach.
} don’t eat fast or too fast during a meal
} don’t drink water immediately after a meal rather wait for about 10 to 15 mins before drinking.
} drink water before any meal {a cup of water} so as to suppress your appetite .thus avoids a big
tommy .
} eat citrus fruits after every meal
}drink 1.5 liter of water every morning immediately you get down from the bed .it will help you
to stool regularly and so avoids a big tommy
}do enough exercises.mostly the exercise should involve stretching
}dont sleep immediately after a meal.it will accumulate fats in the body thus giving a big
stomach.
BY NKOKEP SOLDANA {MISS INDEPENDENT} AND NINYING SYLVIA {GAGI
DANGER} LOWER SIXTH SCIENCE
IMAGINE THAT
You found true love at 4:30 pm.5pm you people went out to date.you all enjoyed yourself
well.you guys had fun{playing games,dancing,hugging etc}.then at 9;30pm you decided to go
back home .on your way an arrow is aimed at you your lover sees it and calls your name,but the
noise at that moment won’t permit you to hear that sweet voice.then he or she decides to come
after you .on reaching he or she pushes you and receives the arrow straight into the heart.at that
moment your true love drops dead in front of you. What will you do?
BY NINYING
SYLVIA {lower sixth science}
A POEM
When I “female weezy” was still in l.s.s i had a mentor “Lil breezy who was the best friend of
“bravy b”.then came in “lord phy’ and her beautiful benchi “gorgeous angel” who loves making
“miss independent” sing for “Lil breeze”.but every time they do so “gagi danger” gets angry and
stamps the feet of “dagger” this always “gentle breezy”to get annoyed and cry on the shoulder
of “palvine de pearl”.our bright morning star “blinky zi”then becons on “charm caster”to seduce
“nexy b”and make “meg swiss”to go crazy.this made our able “condiment”to come in with some
delicious meals which calms the nerves of everyone then “THERE COMES THE CALMNESS
AND UNITY OF THE CHRONICLES OF THE WHITE CASTLE”.
BY LOWER SIXTH STUDENTS {chronicles of the white castle}
ENCOURAGING MESSAGES
In Gods eyes ,love is never absent .in Gods heart forgiveness is never impossible.in Gods
embrace ,no one is ever alone or forgotten ,behold God is waiting somewhere above to give you
his grace and sent his love ,whatever your cross.whatever your pain,God always sends a rainbow
after the rain.
if you want to succeed in your life be sweet as honey, be regular as the clock, be fresh as rose ,be
soft as tissue ,be strong as rock,be smart as our personal lord and Saviour.
BY JULIANE TANKFU AND OJONG GOODNESS {FORM FIVE}
PEACE
Peace, peace, peace
A common word of five letters
Yet so rich and precious
My gold and silver cannot buy you
My pride and power just chased you away
My soldiers and guns just break you into pieces
Truth, justice and fear of the lord are what you want
I need peace in S.J.C.H.S BAFUT
I need the fear of the lord in S.J.C.H.S BAFUT
BY BIH JENNIFER AND BIH JULIANE {form 5}
IDIOMS, PROVERBS, AND WISE SAYINGS
_A friend in need is a friend in deed,you can know your good friends when you are in difficulties.
_nothing ventures, nothing gains you ave to risk your life before you achieve your goals.
_a barking dog never bites: dont say what you can’t do
_there is never no smoke without fire:everything has its cost
_to hear something from the horses mouth:hear from the right source
_to be born on the wrong side of the blanket:not born in a legal marriage
_to be born with a silver spoon in the mouth:born rich
_he who lives by the sword must surely die by the sword
_the rain that falls to make sugar cane sweet is still the rain that falls to make bitter leaf bitter.
_a new broom sweeps clean but an old broom sweeps better because it knows the corners of the
room.
_he who hits the evil drum must be ready to dance the evil dance.
_cheaters never win while owners never cheat.
_how dare you tread a snake in a fight between thunder and lightning, do you want to die?
_all that glitters is not gold
_if you swallow a pistle you will surely sleep while standing.
BY SHIYNGEH PALVINE {LOWER SIXTH SCIENCE}
THE SCHOOL GIRL
I love to rise in a summer morning when the birds sing on every tree
The distant huntsman winds his horn
And the sky lark sings with me
Oh what sweet company? But to go to school on a summer morning
Oh drives all joy away
Under a cruel eye out_worn
The little ones spend the day
In singing and dismay
Ah then at times dropping sitting
And spend many an anxious hour
Nor in my book can i take a delight
Nor sit in learning bower
Worn thro with the deary shower.
How can the bird that is born for joy
Sit in a cage and sing?
How can a child when fear annoy
But drop his tender wings
And forget is youthful spring?
BY NAOMI MIRELLE (F4 COM).
THE LOCAL CHIEF
Once a white man visited a local village in the south west region and asked the chief “as the ruler
what will you want me to do for your people?” the local chief became very annoyed and said
“you call me a ruler?your papa Na blue pen,your mami na red pen,your brothers and sisters na
pencils:in fact your whole family Na school bag.
BY NAOMI MIRELLE {F4 COM}
LOVE
Preheat the oven of love
With plenty of secrets and hugs
Mix in giggles and laugh
That makes your sides split in halves
Bake with love and care
And all the things you both should share
Decorate with the frosting of trust
This is really a must
Enjoy the cake do not eat fast
Just like your new friendship make it last
BY SEMA NICOLEAND VERONICA {FORM 4}
I HAVE LEARNED
}Ive learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
}Ive learned that opportunities are never lost,someone will take the ones you miss
}Ive learned that when you harbor bitterness happiness will dock else where
}Ive learned that a smile is an inexpensive way to improve on your looks
}Ive learned that i can;t choose how i feel,but i can choose what i do about it
}Ive learned that the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people
smarter than i am
}Ive learned that it is best to give advice only in two instances :when it is requested and when it
is a life threatening situation.
} Ive learned that the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.\
}Ive learned that when you are in love it shows
}Ive learned that being kind is more important than being right
}Ive learned that you should never say NO to a gift from a child
}Ive learned that no matter how serious your life require you to be, everyone needs a friend to act
goofy with.
}Ive learned that sometimes all a person needs is a and to hold and a heart to understand
}Ive learned that simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when i was a
chilLETTERS TO THE EDITOR.
Dear editor the idea of buses transporting students to the field during occasional days has proven
to be unreliable as it takes a lot of time for the buses to go to and fro as experienced during the
games at st pauls college nkwen.what are measures taken to improve on this situation?
ANS:the situation has been handled and we just hope the agencies keep their side of the bargain.
Dear editor why are awards not given to the best students and also students who have stayed in
the institution for long?
ANS:there is something already done in this regard.you are just new and to acknowledge tis is
not real.
By ngwafu solange ndifor{USA}
Dear editor,
Why is it that we don’t have outing in our school?
Ans:it is a catholic policy to have only visiting days.
Dear editor,
i wish to ask that wy is it that we are not allowed to form our own clubs?
Ans:like which.
Dear editor,
i wish to ask that why are you not allowed to wear white or assorted colors?
Ans:for the sake of cleanliness we are not allowed to do this.
By viyoff Emmanuelle {form 2 commercial}
Dear editor,
Why is it that the student government never works labour and that open eyes to others to work?
Ans:they are suppose to check and so cannot check and work at the same time
Dear editor,
Why is it that the first cycle is not always wearing black shoes but the second cycle does wear it?
Ans:because it is part of their uniform.
By Jude shitteh and Gabriel {form two grammars}
Dear editor,
Why is it that the boys leave down and come up by foot when there is a school bus?
Ans:it is not easy to run this ,it is a good sports for health.
Dear editor,
Why is it that the food we eat is not accompanied with drinking water and a bottle of top?
Ans; the table captains should always do their best to arrange this.
Dear editor,
Why is it that the boys dormitory is not built up like the girls dormitory?
Ans: there are efforts underway to do this. Thanks for this concern.
By derrick and Marius. {Form two}
Dear editor,
Why it is that male teacher are allowed to go into the girls dormitory?
Ans:
Dear editor,
I wish to ask why the school cannot add the fees and then give us the necessary text books in
school in all the classes?
Ans:
Dear editor,
I wish to ask why the school does not celebrate when the examination classes are to graduate?
Ans:
Dear editor,
Why is it that we don’t have outings on the first Sundays of the month?
Ans:
Dear editor
Why is it that we don’t go for mass at the main church again on Sundays?
Ans:
Dear editor,
I wish to ask why some items are not sold in school like ice cream, Elena tomato.
Ans:
Dear editor,
I wish to ask why the school administration did not put the visiting day on Saturdays so that we
can rest or prepare for school on Sunday or if they want to put it on Sunday let Monday be a free
day for us?
Ans:
BY SALI BRAIN {FORM THREE}
Dear editor,
Why is it that form 4 commercial student’s study computer but form 4 grammar students don’t?
Ans:
Dear editor,
Why is it that during socials f1 to f4 students are asked to go to the dormitories at 9 pm while f5
to upper sixth are asked to stay till 11 pm?
Ans:
Dear editor
Why is it that there is no more open door day in our institution?
Ans:
BY JOSHUA {FORM 4}
WISE SAYINGS
SOME LOGICS IN LIFE
Steps to happiness:
Think less, feel more,
Frown less, smile more,
Talk less, listen more,
Judge less, accept more,
Watch less, do more,
Complain less, appreciate more,
Fear less, love more,
And love the life you live.
BY MARIESTELLA {Stella bright} form five.
People who are attracted to you because you’re pretty face or nice body won’t be by your side
forever. But the people who can see how beautiful your heart is will never leave you.
BY EMILIA {FORM FIVE}.
TIPS ON HAVING A FLAT STOMACH
} don’t eat after 7pm
} don’t suck sweet or chew gum because they increase gas in the stomach. Thus giving a big
stomach.
} don’t eat fast or too fast during a meal
} don’t drink water immediately after a meal rather wait for about 10 to 15 mins before drinking.
} drink water before any meal{a cup of water}so as to suppress your appetite .thus avoids a big
Tommy .
} eat citrus fruits after every meal
}drink 1.5 liter of water every morning immediately you get down from the bed .it will help you
to stool regularly and so avoids a big Tommy
} do enough exercises. Mostly the exercise should involve stretching
} don’t sleep immediately after a meal. It will accumulate fats in the body thus giving a big
stomach.
BY NKOKEP SOLDANA {MISS INDEPENDENT} AND NINYING SYLVIA {GAGI
DANGER} LOWER SIXTH SCIENCE
IMAGINE THAT
You found true love at 4:30 pm.5pm you people went out to date. You all enjoyed yourself well.
you guys had fun {playing games, dancing, hugging etc}.then at 9; 30pm you decided to go back
home .on your way an arrow is aimed at you your lover sees it and calls your name, but the noise
at that moment won’t permit you to hear that sweet voice. Then he or she decides to come after
you .on reaching he or she pushes you and receives the arrow straight into the heart. at that
moment your true love drops dead in front of you. What will you do?
BY NINYING SYLVIA {lower sixth science}
A POEM
When I “female wheezy” was still in l.s.s I had a mentor “Lil breezy who was the best friend of
“bravy b”.then came in “lord phy’ and her beautiful benchi “gorgeous angel” who loves making
“miss independent” sing for “Lil breeze”. but every time they do so “gagi danger” gets angry and
stamps the feet of “dagger” this always “gentle breezy” to get annoyed and cry on the shoulder
of “pal vine de pearl”. Our bright morning star “binky zi”then becomes on “charm caster “to
seduce “nexy b”and make “meg swiss”to go crazy. This made our able “condiment “to come in
with some delicious meals which calms the nerves of everyone then “THERE COMES THE
CALMNESS AND UNITY OF THE CHRONICLES OF THE WHITE CASTLE”.
BY LOWER SIXTH STUDENTS {chronicles of the white castle}
ENCOURAGING MESSAGES
In Gods eyes, love is never absent .in Gods heart forgiveness is never impossible. in Gods
embrace ,no one is ever alone or forgotten ,behold God is waiting somewhere above to give you
his grace and sent his love ,whatever your cross. Whatever your pain, God always sends a
rainbow after the rain.
if you want to succeed in your life be sweet as honey, be regular as the clock, be fresh as rose ,be
soft as tissue ,be strong as rock, be smart as our personal lord and Saviour.
BY JULIANE TANKFU AND OJONG GOODNESS {FORM FIVE}
PEACE
Peace, peace, peace
A common word of five letters
Yet so rich and precious
My gold and silver cannot buy you
My pride and power just chased you away
My soldiers and guns just break you into pieces
Truth, justice and fear of the lord are what you want
I need peace in S.J.C.H.S BAFUT
I need the fear of the lord in S.J.C.H.S BAFUT
BY BIH JENNIFER AND BIH JULIANE {form 5}
IDIOMS, PROVERBS, AND WISE SAYINGS
_A friend in need is a friend in deed; you can know your good friends when you are in
difficulties.
_nothing ventures, nothing gains you have to risk your life before you achieve your goals.
_a barking dog never bites: don’t say what you can’t do
_there is never any smoke without fire: everything has its cost
_to hear something from the horse’s mouth: hear from the right source
_to be born on the wrong side of the blanket: not born in a legal marriage
_to be born with a silver spoon in the mouth: born rich
_he who lives by the sword must surely die by the sword
_the rain that falls to make sugar cane sweet is still the rain that falls to make bitter leaf bitter.
_a new broom sweeps clean but an old broom sweeps better because it knows the corners of the
room.
_he who hits the evil drum must be ready to dance the evil dance.
_cheaters never win while owners never cheat.
_how dare you tread a snake in a fight between thunder and lightning, do you want to die?
_all that glitters is not gold
_if you swallow a pistle you will surely sleep while standing.
BY SHIYNGEH PALVINE {LOWER SIXTH SCIENCE}
THE SCHOOL GIRL
I love to rise in a summer morning when the birds sing on every tree
The distant huntsman winds his horn
And the sky lark sings with me
Oh what sweet company? But to go to school on a summer morning
Oh drives all joy away
Under a cruel eye outworn
The little ones spend the day
In singing and dismay
Ah then at times dropping sitting
And spend many an anxious hour
Nor in my book can I take a delight
Nor sit in learning bower
Worn thro with the diary shower.
How can the bird that is born for joy
Sit in a cage and sing?
How can a child when fear annoy
But drop his tender wings
And forget is youthful spring?
BY NAOMI MIRELLE {F4 COM}.
THE LOCAL CHIEF
Once a white man visited a local village in the south west region and asked the chief “as the ruler
what will you want me to do for your people?” the local chief became very annoyed and said
“you call me a ruler? Your papa Na blue pen, your mammy na red pen, your brothers and sisters
are pencils: in fact your whole family Na school bag.
BY NAOMI MIRELLE {F4 COM}
LOVE
Preheat the oven of love
With plenty of secrets and hugs
Mix in giggles and laugh
That makes your sides split in halves
Bake with love and care
And all the things you both should share
Decorate with the frosting of trust
This is really a must
Enjoy the cake do not eat fast
Just like your new friendship make it last
BY SEMA NICOLEAND VERONICA {FORM 4}
I HAVE LEARNED
} I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
} I’ve learned that opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss
} I’ve learned that when you harbor bitterness happiness will dock else where
} I’ve learned that a smile is an inexpensive way to improve on your looks
} I’ve learned that I can’t choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it
} I’ve learned that the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people
smarter than I am
} Ive learned that it is best to give advice only in two instances: when it is requested and when it
is a life threatening situation.
} I’ve learned that the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.\
} I’ve learned that when you are in love it shows
} I’ve learned that being kind is more important than being right
} I’ve learned that you should never say NO to a gift from a child
} I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to
act goofy with.
} I’ve learned that sometimes all a person needs is a and to hold and a heart to understand
} I’ve learned that simple walks with my father around the block on summer nd did great things
to me as an adult
} I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end the faster it goes.
} Ive heard that we should be glad GOD doesn’t give us all we ask for.
} I’ve learned that it is those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
} I’ve learned that the lord did not do it all in one day. What makes you think you can?
BY FUH LAURA AND FRANK BORIS.
KNOWLEDGE
Knowledge as they say is power
Knowledge is the cure of ignorance
Lack of adequate knowledge will limit and destroy life.
Hosea 4:6: knowledge talks about information. if you want to succeed on any given assignment,
you must be well informed. not to be informed is to be deformed.Isiah 5:13 the more you know
the better your life because you cannot know in life and be in low places on earth. Knowledge
will put you in charge and not to be discharged. Knowledge generates speed, success, distinction
and good things of life.
Therefore go for it.
BY ANGONG BLESS {LOWER SIXTH COMMERCIAL}
THE HAPPINESS OF A GOOD PERSON
} Happy is the person who honors the lord who takes pleasure in obeying his commands.
} the good mans children will be powerful in the land and his descendants will be blessed
} his family will be wealthy and rich and he will be prosperous forever
} light shines in the darkness for good people for those who are merciful, kind and just
} Happy is the person who is generous with his loans who runs his business honestly
}a good person will never fail he will always be remembered
}he is not afraid of receiving bad news, his faith is strong and he trust in the lord
} he is not worried or afraid, he is certain to see his enemies defeated
} he gives generously to the needy, and his kindness never fails, he will be powerful and
respected.
} the wicked see this and are angry, they glare in hate and disappear, their hopes are gone forever
BY MATAMOU BERNISE AND FORSOH KELLY [FORM 4]
POEMS
When my mother smiles change dull Septembers
Into joyous and fruitful Decembers
Then the pangs felt in the rainy season
Are healed by the balms of the dry season
So birds, beasts and men who have been
Hiding from the season’s roughness come out singing
To praise God, everyone for his kindness
In changing dullness into happiness.
Who unless a dead man can fail to feel
This important change with much hope and zeal
That is how my heart feels when we play as a family
And the delicious smile drive away all dark some clouds from my face
And dress it with a cheerful look of grace.
BY AMMI_LILY FORZI
[F5]
FOLLOW YOUR DREAM
Follow your dream
Take one step at a time
Don’t settle for less
Just continue climbing
Follow your dream
If you stumble don’t stop
Keep your eyes on your goals
And press onto the top
For only on the top
Can you see the whole view?
Can you see what you have done?
And that you can do
Can you then have a vision
To see something new
Press on and follow your dream.
BY MUSAH CARINE {Cari sexy la pache}
TAKE TIME
Take time to laugh
_it is the music of the soul
Take time to think
_it is the source of power
Take time to play
_it is the source of perpetual growth
Take time to read
_it is the fountain of wisdom
Take time to pray
_it is the greatest power on earth
Take time to be friendly
_it is the road to happiness
Take time to give
_it is too short a day to be selfish
Take time to work
_it is the price of success.
BY MUSAH CARINE AND FUH LAURA {CARI SEXY LA PACHE AND LAURWEEZIE}
RIDDLE
] There are three frogs in a log and one decided to jump off the log. How many frogs are still
there in the log? How many?
Remember one decided to jump.
Did you say two?
The answer is three
There are three frogs still on the log.
One mentally decides to jump.
It doesn’t mean that he physically jumped
If you make a decision
And take no action
Towards the completion of that decision you are still in the same place.
Act on your decisions.
BY MUSAH CARINE [LOWER SIXTH COMMERCIAL]
WE ARE THE BEST
With discipline at its matter point academic excellence at its summit
Though we pray like prophets and prophetess, yet we have the trophy
Of socio_cultural activities in our midst.
WE ARE THE BEST
Beautiful, handsome, talented and disciplined do we have? A home blended with serenity
Where humans with avarice and full of egos. Learn to be instruments of humility. WE ARE
THE BEST should I say we have a dedicated staff? Then that will be an understatement
devoured auxiliary staff then that will be blah! Blah! Blah!?Most nourishing and pampering
chaplain, then that will be envy WE ARE THE BEST. Above all our love is that which could be
found no where else. Our family union together with SR OLIVIA WAIKA whom god as inspired
to lead about 550 students towards the path to heaven I only invite you to COME AND SEE.
WE ARE THE BEST
BY FONTEM NA_AH BEATRICE.[F5]
RIDDLES
] Who runs around a house but doesn’t move
Ans: a fence
] two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. each female gets her own
cat. how is this possible?
Ans: there is a grandmother, a mother and a daughter
] what weighs more... a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
Ans: they weigh exactly a ton
] your mother’s brother only brothering _law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your
couch?
Ans: your father
] who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
Ans: a barber
] what’s the difference between here and there?
Ans: the letter T
] I am colorless and weightless but if you put me into a barrel, the barrel will become lighter.
What am I?
Ans: a hole
] what two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Ans: lunch and dinner
] what runs but cannot walk
Ans: water
] what kind of room has no windows or doors
Ans: a mushroom
] what kind of nut has no shell
Ans: a dough nut
] what is the longest word in the English language
Ans: SMILES: there is a mile between the first and the last letters
] what is at the center of gravity
Ans: the letter V
] what has no beginning, middle or end?
Ans: a dough nut
] what has to be broken before it is used
Ans: an egg
] what has a foot on each side and one in the middle
Ans: a yard stick
] what grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks
Ans: fire
] what grows up while growing down
Ans: a goose
] what can you catch but not throw
Ans: a cold
] what can pass before the sun without making a shadow
Ans: the wind
] what can be swallowed but can also swallow you
Ans: water
] the more you have of it the less you see. what is it?
Ans: darkness
] what three things go up and down but never move?
Ans: stairs, temperature and the stock market.
] take off my skin and I won’t cry but you will what am I ?
Ans: onion
BY FUH LAURA AND FRANK BORIS AND AWA ROSTAND
SOCIAL CORNER
DONT BE IN A HASTE
My dear girls and boys life is something that we should really appreciate and thank God for.
Especially the girls we know we were specially made to be specially handled, so it hurts when
we misuse our lives on some unnecessary things.
You need to know that going into these early sexual activities is not necessary. You will still find
a husband when the time comes you don’t need to be in the so called “fashion” before your
beauty will be noticed. You don’t have to follow bad friends who will lead you astray tell you
early sex I know which most of you might go into is not the best for whosoever reason. Early sex
will only lead you to HIV\AIDS and other STDS.
Isn’t it wonderful working the same with your husband, feeding your families tell you it is
the most wonderful thing that can happen? You have a very bright future so concentrate on you
books and fight for your future and that of you r children be careful many of them are out to
destroy.
By NGONGHO SALIN {F5}
“ FOR THE WISE”
-
A domestic fight is fought with elbows.
No one peruses an antelope why? Because he needs a little piece of meat.
It is a wizard who awaits the sound of a funeral drum.
the first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children
Do not fear stumbling blocks because you can use any of the as a building block.
can you say this without biting you tongue “the sixth sick sheiks sixth sheep’s sick
try
- I love my enemies because they tell me the bitter truth my friends? They hide my
weakness so that we can remain friends.
- on its mothers back the child can never knew the distance of the journey
- a palm wine drinker does not reveal his supplier to his wife
- though in transport container you cannot lick oil from the back of a container
- do not throw away the little water you have tuts because you have seen rain clouds
- sometimes the best gain is to loss
- the secret is to become wise before you get old
- persistence and determination alone are “Omnipotent”
- and eye for eye will make the world blind
- failure is success if we learn from it
- if you are already going through hell keep going
- think like a man of action, act like a man of thought
- nothing is hidden except it’s a treasure
- information liberation
The poorest man on earth is not the man without money but the one without dreams
By bih lum helmin and boro
CUP FUL OF LIFE!!!!!
a group of working friend gather to visit their onetime university lecturer. The
lecturer was happy to see them. Conversation soon turns into complaint of street in work and life.
The lecturer just smiled and went to the kitchen to get an assortment of cups, some
procelain, and some in plastics, some in glass, some in plain looking and some that looked rather
exquisite and expensive.
The lecturer offered his former student the cup to get drinks for themselves. When
the student had the cup in hand with water the lecture said. “if you noticed, all the nice looking
expensive cup were taken up. Leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. while it is normal that
you want the best for you selve,that is the source of you problem and stress. What all you wanted
was water, not the cup, but we all unconsciously went for the better cups.”
Reflection
“Just like in life, if life is water, if life is water, then the jobs, money and position in the society
are the cups. They are tools to hold\maintain life, but the quality of life doesn’t change”.
“If we only concentrate on the cups we won’t have time to enjoy\taste the water in it.”
BY JUDITH.L (FORM FIVE ARTS)
JESUS CHRIST FOR THE WORLD
At birth, he was called Emanuel. He was the son of god who offered himself for the world he
accepted suffering and even death in order to save the world from the hands of Satan because of
JESUS CHRIST we have the chance of getting GOD's forgiveness for our trespasses.
FRANK
(F2 G)
BY NGWA LEANARD $ YAWO GABRIEL
PERES
HEAVEN
Heaven is a free gift. It is not something we used money to buy. We work for it. a paradise of
happiness all the street are made of gold, all the angels there dressed in gloomy white and
everybody there is a prince and a princess. The road to heave is narrow and I know. But you
must work hard and hard you most go to hard struggles and temptation but this is not the best
way to heaven.threfore heaven is describe as paradise, in heave you feel more good than a fish in
a pod of cool water.\
Oh how I long to be there. Let’s fight for that marvelous place.
BY MELVIS KEHY (F2)
GOD'S CLINIC
Well being is a matter of life and its wholeness and not merely of physical fitness. Therefore,
maintain total fitness and be happy; why don’t you walk into GOD'S clinic where you can
receive free treatment?
I went to god clinic to have my routine check up and confirmed I was ill. When God toke
my blood pressure, he saw I was low in tenderness.
When he read temperature the thermometer registered 40degress of anxiety.
He can an electrocardiogram and found that I needed several “love bypass” since my
arteries were blocked with lowliness and could not provide for an empty heart.
I want to orthropadise because I could not walk by my brother side and I could not hug
my friend, since I had fractured myself when tripping with envy.
He also found I was short-sighted since I could not see beyond the shortcoming of
my brothers and sisters.
When I complained about deafness the diagnosis was that I had stopped listening to
God's voice talking to me on a daily bases.
For all that, God gave me free consultation thanks to his mercifulness. As my pledge is,
once I leave this clinic , I only take the natural remedies he pescribethrough words of truth: every
morning take a full glass of GRATITUDE
When getting to work take one spoon of PEACE.
Every hour take one pill of PATIENCE, one cup of BROTHER HOOD and one glass of
HUMILITY.
WHEN GETTING HOME TAKE ONE DOSE OF LOVE.
When getting to bed take tow tablets of clear CONCIENCES.
Yes God's purpose form you is simply perfect. You only need to consult him on a regular
basis to remain STEADFAST IN HIS LOVE.
By fuh Laura $ musah carnie (lsc)
HUMILITY AND SIMPLICITY
Humility is a “homosone” and we must strive to humble. Humility is truth and one can try to see
the self if only you are simple.
Humility and simplicity is an important virtue of our life if a leader is not humble
and simple he or she would become a detector.
Humility can be made part and parcel of us if only u you accept who and what you are. Make
sure you put other before yourself and you can become a leader among men only with
ST.JOSEPH.
To all students to be humble and simple you must have self discipline that is you must follow
this formula and especially the perfect and elderly students and the formula is “RED” which
means
R==RESPECT
R=EXAMPLARY
D=DISCIPLINE
AND equally “PHD”
P=PRAYER
H=HARDWORK
D=DETERMINATION AND DISCIPLINE.
BY NUMEN BECKY (F5)
FRUIT OF THE SPIRIT-RATE YOURSELF
here is the scale: P for pretty darn good; ,N would mean Need improvement you can use that
scale or another if you want to just assess how you soul is doing.
LOVE!
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HOW TENDER IS YOYUR HEARTTOWARDS God and toward other people;
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do you find yourself habitually engaging in acts of servants hood (serving others)
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Do you ever have a critical, judgment spirit in your heart.
JOY!
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What is your current irritability factor? (if you're not sure the person next to you may be
willing to give you little help)
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Are you more inclined to speak word of complaints or gratitude?
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How often you laugh this week?. How much did you have?
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Are you able to choose joy in times of frustration or difficulty?
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Do you find yourself, even now rationalizing your lack of joy?
PEACE!
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TO WEAHT DEGREE ARE YOUR HEART AND MIND AT REST IN GOD?
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HOW CONSISTENT ARE YOU CONSISTENT OR ANXIOUS

Would you people who know describe you asking a con ended or discontented? How do
you come out on peace?
PATIENCE
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how do you respond when you don't get your or you are frustrated
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are you able to wait gracefully
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Would people describe you as a peaceful patient waiter?
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How do handle it when people aren't moving at quickly as you would like?
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How are you doing on patience? If you have already moved on to's,give youself”N”,
because you need patience!
KINDNESS!
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How inclined would you to lend someone helping hand even though you're busy, or you
won't get credit.
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How are you doing at encouraging and affirming people?

Do you consistently take the time to actually notice people and listen to them?.
GENEROSITY!
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How successfully do you speak the truth with grace?

Do you ever get angry and inflict pain on someone just because it will feel good in the
moment.
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Over the last week, how often have you come alongside somebody who was hurting to
give then comfort/
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how are you doing on gentleness?
SELF CONTROL
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DO YOU HAVE ANY BAD HABIT?
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DO YOU EVER GIVE INTO AN IMPULSE?
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HOW IS YOUR MOUTH DOING THIS DAY?
RATE YOUR SELF ON SELF CONTROL.
This is because you and God: keep working it's an unending process as you FOLLOW UNTHE
FOOT STEP OF CHRIST AND LIVE IN HIS LIKENESS.
BY BIHLUM HELMINE (LSC)
VOCATION AS A SIGNOF FAITH FOUND IN FAITH
VOCATION is being celebrated on the 21st of april.vocation springs from the family which the
Holy Father describes as Joseph’s family.
If is very fundamental for everybody to pray for vocations and to be open to respond
to the call if it our call.
“The harvest is rich father but the laborers are few fathers”. God never abandons us
and it remains true in God “only in God can we find rest”(ps.62:6)hope is nourished the by
certainty, only god is able to satisfy our test. Jesus continues to say come follow (MK.10:21).
It is not a matter of time but a matter of comment. Learn to listen to the voice of
God and if God is calling do not resist. Notre; if you feel the call of priest hood or convent sand
your parents refuse, then disobey them and this is called honey disobedience. Learn to equally
listen to your parents and discern.
The lord has chosen us to be the light to the nations. When you become a priest or
sister you loss or gain nothing but you can share joy with Christ. Do not be afraid to follow your
call. God needs people to continue his mission with him. vocation does not necessary means that
you our called to be a sister or priest (no) but you can equally be called to be a married person
and be a Sheppard in a community.
As a shepherd you have to know your sheep and your sheep should equally know you.
As a sheep we have to obey the words of our sharper’s and follow it. Let us parry genuinely for
our community and pray for sheep to listen to the voice of the Sheppard and the Sheppard comes
in various ways such as; advice, roles and regulations, sermons etc.
if you do resist formation certainly you would be useless person. We pray for the spirit
of dolsility that is we should de doles.
V=vocation
C=commitment
C=concern
BY NUMEN BECKY (F5A) AND NENE
SIDIONE (USS)
Upgrade your life Acts (20:32)
At certain time we feel obliged to upgrade our equipment and devices such as cars, computer phones and
electronics furniture is the entire house While this is commendable we ought also to give greater attention to
upgrading our lives This is possible through the application of God’s word The word God has been given to us to
transform and renew our minds and upgrade our lives form glory to glory.
Give more attention to the word study and meditate on the scriptures proverbs 4:20 says “My Son, attend to my
words, incline thane ear unto my sayings”. it doesn’t matter what state you’re in right now if you’d give yourself
wholly to the word it will upgrade you spiritually mentally finically and physically your whole life will be improved .
the word of God is a life-builder, you can confident intents your life to the word ; it will build you up , deliver your
inheritance to you and catapult you from one level of victory and success to another level.
Two Corinthians 2:18 tells us but we all with open face beholding as in a glass to the glory of the lord are changed
in to the same image from glory to glory even as by the spirit of the lord .The word changed above doesn’t mean
changing from bad to good. It’s from Greek word metamorphosis and it means inetamohorsis a transformation .from
one level of glory to another happens through study and me dictation on the word.
PRAYER
The word of God is working in one and building me up daily in every area of my life there’s development and
progress because the word is my total life-builder I’m effective and prosering in all things because I live in and by
the word.
By Derrick Rousses (F2 Grammar)
VOCATION
When people talk about vocation the first thing that thing strikes the mind is the
priesthood majority think that only those heading forward to become priests are those
that have a vocation NO! That is a wrong way of thinking .Each and every person on
this planet earth made from the image and likeness of God has a vocation. Therefore, a
vocation is not possessed just by an aspiring priest but by every human being.
More to this, the word vocation come from the Latin word “VOCARE” meaning “to be
called,” Hence, vocation is the call to a particular field, be it a policemen, farmer, hunter
or a fisherman if you are in any of these occupations, it is your vocation and you are
destined to be that person and perform that particular activity. Everybody should try to
search for their vocation wherever. And we can only say yes in response to Jesus thirst
for love by totally accepting out vocation in a particular field you many draw many other
people to God by showing them love which Jesus thirst for.
Everybody has a vocation. No matter the place, age of time. This vocation is fulfilled by
God in your life, no matter your ability to delay it. Fibulae suave est. fruiter with English
equivalence, man is an architect of his owe fortune and this fortune can as well lead you
to your vocation. So be a good architect.
By; Timchia Theophilus
FUN TIME
A STORTY
Once upon a time a couple decided to re place the word “sex” with the word “phone”.
one day the husband said “honey” coma into the room I want to make a call she replied
“there is no network” the man said “then I will go out and make a call” the woman
answered if you go out and make a call outside I will open a call box.
By; Timchia Theophilus
POETRY
THE ROASARY MYSTERY OF A LAZY STUDENT
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JOYFUL MYSTERIES
VISITING SUNDAY
RINGING OF THE REFECTORY BELL
SOCIALS
FREE PERIOD
DRIVING FOR SCHOOL FEES
.SORROWFUL MYSTERIES
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FAILING OF EXAM
WORKING PUNISHMENT
MORNING MASS EVERYDAY
WARMSUN PERIOD
.GLORIOUS MYSTERIES
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EASTER SUNDAY
MOTHER TONGUE DAY
FINASCO GAMES
CLOSING DAY.
BY TIMCHIA THEOPHILUS
“THE PHILOSOPHY OF CHRISTIANITY”
in the home it is kindness in the business it is honesty in the society it is courtesy in
school it is obedience towards the unfortunate it is sympathy. Towards the wicked it is
restriction towards the strong it is trust towards the patient it is forgiveness towards the
successful it is congratulation and towards God it is reverence love and obedience.
By shanceline Bih
“THE ACT OF GIVING”
THE PLEASURE OF GIVING IS NOT IN GIVING TO THOSE WHO GIVE YOU TO
BUT GIVING TO you but giving to those who never give to you either because they don't
have or have never been visited by the gentle breeze of charity.
Giving is synonymous to loving if you don't love someone then you will never have
anything to offer that person. The act of loving can be properly expressed in loving your
enemies or those who hate you for in loving those who hate you, you will simply be doing
what any hypocrite or pagan can do and some of them could do it better than you.
Meanwhile in loving those who hate you or never expect your love our almighty
father in heaven will be very pleasure with you this is because you will set yourself as an
example and a bright light for the worlds path.
Do not be carried away by the adage “give to givers and collect from collectors love
is how ever synonymous to the area covered by the pleadings of the winds of giving make
people experience breakthrough In their blessing and encouragement and empowering
spirit to their souls.
Everything in life depends on what persons/people can give to each other to keep
things moving at a progressive pace if you find giving difficult never expect to build any
form of long lasting relationship with anyone for all your effort won’t be able to wash off
your tears like the rains when they come pouring it is clearly started in the bible give for it
will come back to you good measure and rolling over. Finally gives brings a healthy peace
of mine and the power of being optimistic make giving make giving your habit and hobby
try as much as possible to give without reason and above all love without restriction or
intentions for the mounts a golden crown for a God sent a precious friend and a friend
indeed.
By Bih
shanceline.
“A PRAYER FOR SCEINCE”
I believe in science
The author of invention and creator of chemistry
His only son and master who was conceived by physics
Born of biology and suffered under maths
He was solved passed and from there he descended into geology
On the third day he rose and ascended into geography
He is seated at the right hand of science.
In June he shall come to judge the hard working and the lazy I believe in father maths
The business of pen and goals in which success is assured. Amen .by Mingo Blaise {F5
science}
“OUR TOMORROW”
Our tomorrow lies on our plasma it looks bleak but must be calm and rely on the world
from the psalms todaymacks our tomorrow looks dull because the intelligent are sacrificed
for the dull even when they perform better than the dull corruption is a sign of dark
tomorrow no job is an ingredient of a glooming tomorrow crime is our indication of a
better than the dull
poverty cannot have ties with a good failure it is a drearily nomenclature that can hardly
make a society mature we should not despair rather we should declare on ills that makes us
despair we must declare action then combat corruption and opt for job creation.
By Mingo Blaie
“S.J.C.H.S LINGUA FRANCA
-
ATTACKERS ;
Power house;
BBC
;
FRUSTRATE ;
YELLOW SAND;
THE GAME ;
IPAD
;
FAMILY
;
someone who goes to the refectory first
refectory
an updated person
a person who has no water to bath
garri
a stammerer
someone who talks a lot
someone who begs a lot
-
LABOUR ROOM;
the toilet
CRAN CRAN ;
corn and groundnuts
TERRO
;
someone who eats a lot
SMALLVILLE;
LSS
TENSHION ROOM;
disciple office
WHITE GUYS;
sugar
HEAD FISH;
to tell a boy or a girl off
GAGA;
to apply eye shadow in a wild manner
GAS BOTTELS;
a short person
WHITE HOUSE;
USA
ZAZA;
to fall with your legs up
YELLOW PAPER;
Parle “g” biscuit
WATCH DOG;
a teacher during school socials
BONAZA;
a lower sixth student without a post
DIVA CELL;
an active prefect
DOGGER;
a student who begs food a lot in the ref
GRAND MARCH;
rice and beans
REAL BARCA;
corn and beans
SHWA POOM;
a thief
QUASANCE;
puff puff and beans
GUILLOTINE;
to be bitting by the principal
kiwi;
a very black person
Matt;
a person with a big backside
worlds blonder;
worst player
calamity;
worst goalkeeper
by boro and Mingo blaise
“LIVE IN THE BOYS DOMERTORY”
life in the boys dormitory is very fantastic they boys are very friendly sometimes we will
quarrel and almost fight and at the end of the fighting we receive some stocks from our
dormitory master some times we discuss about our profession and the behaviors of
teachers sometimes. When our friends are in need of something we share together.
By TEGUM DANTON{F2}
“THE MEANING OF THE COLOURS OF OUR UNIFORMS”
CREAM WHITE:
stands for

peace
 light
 joy
 respect
 obedience
 love
BLUE: STANDS FOR

honesty
 humility
 unity
 hard working
 comprehension
By Christina eposi {f1}
THE BEST AND THE WORST
The most useless thing to do ….. Worry
The greatly joy …. Giving
The greatest loss ….. Loss of self respect
The most satisfying work ….. Helping others
The ugliest personality trait …... selfishness
The most endangered species ….. Dedicated leaders
The greatest “shot on the arm” …. Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome …. Fear
The most effective sleeping pill …. Peace of mine
The most crippling failure disease …. Excuses
The most painful force in life ….. Love
The most dangerous pariah … a gossiper
The world’s most incredible computer ….. The brain
The worst thing to do without ….. Hope
The deadliest weapon ….. The tongue
The two most power filled words …. I can
The greatest assets ….. Faith
The most worthless emotion ….. Self pity
The most prized possession …. Integrity
The most beautiful attire ….. A smile
The most powerful channel of communication …. Prayer
The most contagious spirit ….. Enthusiasm
The most important thing in life ….. God.
By FUH LAURA and CHIMI BORIS {L6Com}
“LIFE IS A DARING ADVENTUER”
We carry with us a wrong prospective about our life. We forget there is something deeper
that we need to search in life.
 Life is not all about making noise it is all about how you can keep silent
 life is not all about seeking beautiful things it is about making what you have look
beautiful
 life is not all about making money and being at the top it’s about stooping down
from the top
 life is not all about thinking about your loved ones it about spending time with them
 life is not all about preaching about the poor it’s about feeling one with them being
one with them
 life is not all about demanding you right it’s about doing your duties
 life is not all about laughing always it’s about moments of weeping too
 life is not all about buts and ifs it’s about “S”
 life is a daily adventure, or nothing
By ANGONG BLEES {L6 COMM}
“FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS”
all people have the right to the stat of life they have chosen any man or women who have
attended the age of marriage and who have the necessary capacity has the right to marry
without any social barriers, imposed on him or her this right can only be taken away by a
grave reason the society must see to it that maximum support, moral, social, and economic
conditions are giving to those who which to marry public authorities are particular most
ensure that the institution of marriage is respected and protected.
By MANKA KILRIAN
“LOOK UP”
self discipline and self control are the beginnings of practical wisdom
these must have their root in self respect hope springs from self respect hope which is the
companion of power and mother of success he who hopes strongly has within I’m the gift of
miracles self respect is the noblest garment with which a man can cloth himself it is the
most elevating feeling with which the mind can be inspired such sentiment carried into
daily life will be found at the root of all virtues. To think well of oneself is worthy to think
meanly of oneself is to sink in one’s own estimation and that of others man cannot inspire if
he looks up the very humblest may be sustain d by self respect poverty itself is lifted by self
respect it is truly a noble sight to see a poor man hold himself upright admit temptations
and refuse to demean himself by low actions.
By AKU LARRISSA MUSAH
CARINE
“YES I Accept”
They say am black?
Yes I accept
But what has that got to do with the purity of my heart.
By boro {lower 6}
USS
PEOTRY
I CANNOT DO WITHOUT YOU
I cannot do without, lord
I have no strength to stand
No goodness of my own to help
To talk as thou has planned
I have no wisdom of my own
To do thy holy will
But thou, Lord Jesus art my all
By thee I can fulfill.
I have no sight to see my way
Down through the years or time;
But I shall trust the fill me lord.
BY TIMCHIA THEOPHILUS
The Beauty of it all by wulba charles
All we can touch, and all we see
began in cosmic history.
How long ago, came things to be?
Perhaps it was infinity.
All our surroundings hold in store
the clues to what has gone before.
A fascination long prevails
to understand time’s every tale.
Our tiny earth holds precious gifts
as through the universe it drifts.
With organisms varied, rife.
Are we alone in having life?
This special form of energy
enduring in its frailty,
bestows such beauty, all admired.
Intelligence is awe-inspired.
I propagation by wulba charles
A crack in the concrete
is all it takes
for a small seed to lodge
and germinate.
Its roots exude acid;
dissolving cement.
And so it has grown
where it wasn’t meant.
Ignored by pedestrians
Tramping through,
with sunlight and water
it proudly grew.
And look at it now.
Majestic and high.
Being kissed and blessed
by a butterfly!
Town and Country Air by wulba charles
It’s both town and country air
that we ultimately share.
So polluting one expects
to get a butterfly effect.
If the key to all our health
is to share in nature’s wealth
then we’d best invest a plan
to save our wildlife while we can.
BY WULBA CHARLES (TUBE MOSTIQUE)
THE UNIVERSITY GRIL
there once lived a woman and her daughter. The woman's daughter just pass her exams to go to
the university. the girl's mother told her <don't let any boy on you and bating disgrace to our
family> and she responds < yes mama>. She went to the university and on coming back on
holidays she said to her mother <mama mama I did not always any boy to climb on me end bring
disgrace to our family, instead on them and broth disgrace to their families>.
Leo Ambrose (titi fresh)
L.S.C
THE FOOLISH MAN
once upon a time, there was a man who died and was given the opportunity to choose between
heaven and hell. The man look in hell and saw how people were drinking and dancing, he look in
to heaven and saw how people were praising God since he like to drink and smoke, he choose
hell and went to hell. On reaching the gate of hell he saw people were crying and suffering and
he said < o no this is not what I saw<. Satan laughed and said this is just and adventure you
foolish man (laughing).
Ozioma Gloria
F2 G
CORRUPTION
one day you country would be corruption free. Which tense is it ?A teacher asked his student and
the student answered < future impossible tense>
I know shih!!!!!
There was a woman who wanted to die and her husband was by here and the woman said there
was something she must confess. The man said there was nothing she had it say. The woman
said <i most die in peace I had sex with your father, your best friend and your uncle> the man
replied < I know, that is why I poisoned you>.
THE FOOLISH GIRL
On Easter Sunday, the priest was on his sermon, when suddenly he stopped and asked a question,
<who want to go to heaven>, everybody stood up except one little girl who remained seated. The
priest asked her. < Don’t you want to go to heaven > the girl replied, < my mother said that as
soon as mass is over , t should go and grind some corn so that we can prepare <Koki> for
tomorrows market . If I go to heaven, I might return late and my mum will punish me.
THE WICKED WIFE
Once upon a time the was a man who had cancer of the lungs and so he was left only with four
days to die. So on the fourth the he was supposed to die, he work up in the morning and heard a
nice smell coming from the kitchen. He was very happy that his wife easy preparing a nice meal
for him, but he said to himself.<poor me last meal>. As he was going to the kitchen he was
surprised. There was a fat and big chicken in his dish. When he wanted to rough it hi wife seized
it and said don’t you know that this is for your funeral tomorrow.
By Bihlum helmine(charmress) And Niba Pel;agie ( pely beauty)
AFRICANS
Bill gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman. For Microsoft eastern
europefive thousand candidates assembled in a large room Yodeler\, a Nigerian guy, was one of
the candidates. Bill gates thanked all the candidates for coming and ask all those that do not
know java programming leave two thousand candidates left the room. Yodeler says to himself. <
I do not know java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I will gene it a try. Bill Gates asked the
candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100people to leave. Two thousand
left the room. Yodeler says to himself < I never manage anybody but myself I don’t have
anything to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays, the Bill Gates asked the
candidates who do not hone management diploma to leave. Fine thousand people left the room.
Adele said I left school at 15 so what do I have to lose if I stay? So he spayed in the room. Lastly,
Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak creation to leave the room. 498 candidates left
the room. Ayo said to himself donor speaks Serb creation but what do I have to lose? So he stays
and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else had gone. Bill gates joined them and
said<apparently you are the only candidates left who speak Serb creation, so I will like to hear
you have a conversation together in that language. Calmly, Ayo turns to the other candidate and
says < whale de you!!!> The other candidate answered < oh, ova a wash oooooo!!!!!>.
Bill gates < you are both bared>> don’t just love Africans. Any day, anytime, anywhere, they
Never give up. So don't give up, u will lose nothing by trying more.
SONNA PAVEL AND THE GAME
F5
DESCRIBTION OF KUMBA
Kumba, town, kumba is a big town there is an a big market and many small teams. A small
stream flows through the market many traders in kumba trade from distance places like Douala
and Nigeria in the motor park there are many taxes they ride to different places like buea and tiko
limbe and Nyasoso.
BY AMALIA
(F5)
SCHOOL MAGAZINE 2013 / 2014
LINGUA FRANKA
A person who begs a lot
School Bread
School sandals
Bathing
Jumping over the fence
Rice and beans
Corn-chaff
A person with smelling mouth
Garri
A person who steals a lot
A person who bores a lot
A person who eats in hiding
Food
A stingy person
Bread and groundnut
An ugly person
A short boy
Wrong English
A person with watery mouth
A person who does not bath everyday
A girl with big buttocks
A girl with big breast
A person who lies a lot
A person who eats a lot
Water
Disciplinary council
Refectory
A stubborn student
Labour time
Dodging to town
A dirty dormitory
MTN
Penga
Sobo
Vasquez
Escalader
Grand match
Petite match
Bongku residence
Taps
Cutter
C.R.T.V. News
Secretor or blanket ninja
Mala
Japanese hand break
Equation one
Ojuku
zachaeuse
Bazor
Baskelebube
Bachelor
Mulucks
That stuff
Bombadere
Glore
Ndiba
Lions den
Power charmbers
Pharaoh
Scorching at the pillar
Flight to France
Shwine quarter
By Bihlum Helmine,( L6C]
Fun time
Once upon a time, they lived a white and a black woman. When a white woman want to give birth
the doctor will say “enter you are welcome”. When she had finished giving birth the doctor said that,
“the child is so beautiful”. When the black woman want to give birth the doctor will say “move fast
when you were getting married was I there go on that bed and push that child alone”, when the black
the black woman push the baby, it never wanted to come out. The doctor said “what type of child is this
that don’t want to come out”, when the doctor shakes the coins the baby sent out the hand to take the
money, the doctor just drake the child form the stomach and the child came out. And the doctor said
“yes” the black child like money.
By. MENDOUA KEHLA F2C AND EVINA-LESLY F1
TWO BOYS INSEARCH OF A JOB
One upon a time they were two boys in search of a job. So they were a place in need of a sectary
they went into the office so the intelligent boy was asked to answer three questions and he answers the
entire question. So the dull boy never knew anything so he asks his friend to tell him the questions and
the answer. Then the boss said “next” so he had no time to say the question and just said only the
answer, so he went in the boss said what is your name he answered “Adolf Lele Afrik, the boss was
surprise and said “when were you born”, he said “1914” the boss “shouted are you mad”? He said “yes”
but scientist have not yet discovered. Then the boss drove him out of the office and his friend was the
sectary of the office.
By. DEDRICK ROUSSEL ALAIS (BEN TERRY RAY)
A BOY BEING ASKS TO PRAY ON NEW YEAR DAY.
There was once a boy being asked to pray on a New Year day. He was to pray in the mist of his
friends and his neighbors. He started by saying “Lord God, I thank you for this day and I pray that all
the visitors who have come to finish our food and those who wasn’t to deceive me and take away my
chicken, that you may provide for them and those who came and slept on mummy’s bed when daddy is
not around that may you give them their own wives in Jesus name we pray AMEN.
BY. ZELIOH BETILAH F2G
CASSAIN THE THIEF
Cassain had been an experienced thief from birth one Sunday morning he went and stole a bunch
of bananas from his neighbors farm on his way home the Catholic church Christian were singing “Holy
– Holy – Holy” the sound suddenly held him thinking they were after him he ran and passed behind the
Presbyterian church where they were singing “He has come again” he was shocked and went back to
the church and started confessing his ins about the stolen banana to the priest.
BY. MARIYS PAVEL F2C.
PRINCIPLES OF LIVING
1. Success at home first
2. Seek and merit divine help
3. Never comprise honesty
4.
5.
6.
7.
Remember the people involved
Hear both side before judging
Always obtain the counsel of other
Prevent those who are absent.
BY. MARIUS PAVEL F2C.
LOVE CHOICES
If love were in names I will choose Marius
If love were in games I will choose bicycle race
If love were in subject I will choose Business Mathematics
If love were in languages I will choose English
If love were in countries I will choose Cameroon
If love were in friends I will choose Rose
If love were in parent I will chose my father
If love were in school I will choose SJCHS
BY. MARIUS PAVEL F2C.
POEM
A GOOD TEACHER
A good teacher is the type who will beat you, punish you and give you lots of assignments. He is
the one you will complain about if you want, hate him, for he is guiding you let him be your role model
to put knowledge into your head and light into your heart for you will one day thank good for this
wonderful teacher.
BY. MARIUS PAVEL
THE GATE WAY TO SUCCES
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DAYS
Develop a task with a vision for a task without a vision, is a drudgery.
A vision without a task is revere but a task with a vision is victory.
Be ambitious
Never accepting passively a disadvantage on defeat for.
Ambition takes the rich out to work zeal lighten the burden enthusiasm cheers and sweetens.
Be of tout heart, capitalizing even on a blunder.
Letting failure be your teacher and not your undertaker.
Be creative original and be yourself for of the highest order.
The powers of the human brain are said to be boundless therefore your brain, put it into
operation and let it yield the maximum success.
BY. NGEH LAWRENCE, PAVEL SAAH, DEDRICK ROUSSEL (F2)
BREAK FAST
LUNCH
SUPPER
LUNES
MARTES
MIERCDES
JUEVES
Healthy ‘agege’ bread with
milky tea
Healthy ‘agege’ bread with
coffee
Healthy Bread with
Neutralized Tea
Healthy ‘agege’ bread with
milky tea
SABADO
Spanking
Domingo
Accidented bread from town
Grand match between Barcelona and
Real Madrid
Corn and bean stew (well prepared)
Thialand Rice with Groundnut sauce
Aboundant Nkuv bean and isolated
grains of kutupit maize spieced with
“dieno cover eye”
Pinyin biscuits and Vekovi Cabbage
Perfumed rice and sauce d’arachidt
with healthy slice of “gorillars liver”
Tombolo
Spanking
Bounded mbabalang corn
and cowpea
Spanking (sexy rice)
Accidented bread from
town
Tombolo
BY. CHEKISS F5
NICKNAMES AND HOBBIES OF THE L6C (CHRONICLES OF THE WILD CASTLE)
NAMES
DUCHES BLESS
DUCHES ANITA
DUCES HELMINE
DUCHES LARRISA
DUCHES THELMA
NICKNAMES
SPLASHY-SPARK
FLASHI-DIVA
CHARM “RES”
PRETTY DAMREL
CRAZIEST DA SHAPE
DUKE BORIS
DUKE ARNOLD
DUCHES PELAGGIE
DUCHES KELLYANNE
DUKE BELTEN
DUCHES DIANE
DUCHES BRENDA
DUKE LEO
DUKE MOHAMADOU
DUCHES ORNELA
DUCHES EMMACULATE
DUCHES GINABEL
VALIENTES LAURA
DUCHES LARISSA
BORO
2-CHAINZ
PELLY BEAUTY
DA EMPERESS
BENZY-Q
LADY-DIAN
BRENZY WEEZY 4 LYF
TITI FRESH
HAZARD “J”
ORNE-BLINK
EMMA-BRIGHT
GINA-BEAUTY
LAUR-WEEZY
DA PRETTIEST
DUCHES CARINE
CARI-SEXY LA PACHE
HOBBIES
DANCING
DANCING
SINGING
PLAYING TABLE TENNIS
HANGING OUT WITH
FRIENDS
DANCING
MUSIC
WATCHING TV
DANCING
LAUGHING AND ADVICING
DANCING
SINGING
BOPPING
SPORTS
SOCIAL LIFE (DANCING)
ADVICING
LAUGHING
WATCHING TV
SINGING AND WATCHING
TV
SLEEPING
COMPILED BY BENZY-Q, PRETTY DAMREL, DA EMPERESS AND CRAZIEST DA SHAPE.
NICKNAMES OF LOWER SIXTH SCIENCE STUDENTS (THE CHRONICLES OF THE
WHITE HOUSE)
NAMES
DUTCHES LAURE
DUTCHES SOLDANA
DUTCHES PULCHERIE
DUTCHES PALVINE
NICKNAMES
FEMALE WEEZY
MISS INDIPENDENT
LADY BLINK/ CONDIMENT
PAL-MIGEAL
DUTCHES CRISPINA
DUTCHES ZITA
DUTCHES JULIETTE
DUTCHES MARIE CLAIRE
DUTCHES MEGANE
DUTCHES NANCY
DUTCES PHYLIS
DUTCHES NANCY
DUTCHES RENATA
DUTCHES SYLVIA
DUKE BAUNEL
DUKE BRINE
DUKE NELSON
DUKE EMMANUEL
WEEZY BROWN
BLINKY – Z
JULIE BRIGHT
NEXY B
MEG – SWISS
GURIOUS ANGEL
LORD – PHYL
CHARM CASTER
MISS CAMBRIDGE
REEZY – COTA
DAGGER
BRAVY – B
LIL – BREEZE
HAYWIRE
Compiled by; Laure, Soldana, Pulcherie (LSS)
NICKNAMES OF THE STUDENTS OF LOWER SIXTH ARTS (THE BIG BROTHER’S
HOUSE)
NAMES
DUTCHES AUDREY
DUTCHES CLARISSE
DUTCHES ROSALINE
DUTCHES ALIX
DUTCHES DAISY
DUKE GLEAN
DUKE GIDEON
DUKE BORIS
DUKE CYRIL
DUKE BRIAN
DUTCHES LESLIE
DUTCHES ERIKA
DUTCHES VIVIAN
DUTCHES SHERON
DUTCHES LARISSA
DUTCHES IMMACULATE
DUTCHES EMMA – SUZIE
DUKE REX
DUKE ALAIN
NICKNAMES
1 DOLLAR
PRETTY ANGEL
ROSY COLE
WIRELESS COBRA
WIL - MICKEY WHITE
PODOSKI
INZAGHI
LABISTA
TERROR
NICE OZIL
DA DISTANT BEAUTY
NICKY LA BELLE
BEAUTY SPY
SHAPIST
LEEZY CHAINZ
VENOMOUS ANGEL
MISS HAYWIRE
DON – ZOLA
ABOVE THE LAW
COMPILED BY DON – ZOLA, INZAGHI, ABOVE THE LAW, PODOSKI (L6A)
PERFECT YOUR ENGLISH!!
DO NOT SAY
I like drinking garri
If I was God
I prefer meat than fish
Date line
Invitee
Knock door
BUT SAY
I like soaked garri
If I were God
I prefer meat to fish
Dead line
Guest
Engagement
Two twins
Born house
He revenged the killing of her sister
Motor park
Pay install mentally
The dog has put to birth
Work man ship
Fried or frying groundnuts
As from henceforth
I don’t like sleeping food
You are guested
Pros pone
Twins
Baby shower
He avenged the killing
Bus station
Pay my installment
The bitch has brought forth
Labour
Burch
Hence forth
I don’t like previous day food
You have a guest
Post pone
BY. Belten (Religious Prefect. L6C) and Kellyanne
DID YOU KNOW…
 That the only book in the bible where God’s name is not mentioned is the book of Esther?
 That in 91 days, a human hair grows an average of 4cms?
 That the largest aircraft plane is the air bus 350 which can carry a maximum of 600 passengers at a
time?
 That if you scream for 8 years, 7months and 6 six weeks, you will have enough sound energy to be able
to heat a cup of coffee?
 That the former Pope Benedict IVX speaks over 16 national languages?
 That when you chew chewing gum while slicing onion can keep your eyes from watering?
 That the holy bible has got 7534 chapters 5231 from the Old Testament and 2303 from the New
Testament?
 The shortest man in the world compares his height with a 44 sized shoe?
 The richest woman in Africa is a Nigerian?
 That the highest country that produces beer but consumes less is Ghana?
 Did you ever know that the three of the five U.S Presidents all died on the 4th July
 The second president John Adams, died in Quincy, Massachusetts, on July 4th, 1826, the third
President, Thomas Jefferson, died in Charlottesville, Virginia, on the same day, in the same year as
Adams, July 4th, 1826 and the fifth President, James Monroe, died in New York City on July 4th 1831.
 Juventus of Italy and Arsenal of England are the only clubs to have played a league season of 38
matches without losing a match?
 Rafael Nadal is the only lawn tennis player to have won the French open (Rolland Garros), seven times
with five consecutive victories.
 Messi is the youngest player to score a hat trick in an El Classico?
 Nottingham forest is the only team to have won the champion league more than their domestic league.
 The British FA is the highest football governing body in the world with top three players in 2010
 The British FA is the highest football governing in the world (150 years old)
 Brazil’s “the Sele Sao” is the only football nation to have participated in every edition of the FIFA World
Cup
 Manchester United of England holds the highest number of English league titles, 19 titles with just 1
title ahead of Liverpool FC with 18 titles
 Joseph Guardiola, the youngest footballer manager to have won the UEFA Champion’s league is in
2009 with FC Barcelona of Spain.
 Brazilian born Cafu is the player with the most appearance (caps) for his country
 Andre Vilas Boas is the youngest footballer manager to have won the European cup (Europa League
2011), with FC Porto of Portugal at the age of 31 years.
BY. OKU GLORIA F4G.
TRIBUTES AND DEDICATIONS
Tributes to Daddy Essomba
To our Beloved daddy Esso;
Daddy the vacuum you left in our hearts will never be filled by another and will forever remain in
our heart. You discipline us and made us who we are today. You are were more than a father to us.
Daddy we loved you but God loved you most. Rest in peace, you are one in a million. Love you forever.
By. Sabina F5C
Daddy Esso you left us crying for you every day we have math class knowing that we will see you
coming. We also remember how you tell some of us to stand and greet and even called us your age
mate. Daddy you left a very big wound in our hearts. May you find rest in God’s kingdom and may
your soul rest in perfect peace. Daddy please intercedes for us and come to be our GUWARDIAN
ANGEL. ADIEU.
“If God look the breath of life then everyone will die and turn into dust” (Job 34:14-15)
BY. NDI SABINA JAJA
Tribute to late Mr. Essomba Tchinda Sabastine
A TREASURED MEMORY TO LATE MR. ESSOMBA TCHINDA SABASTINE
You left us so soon, I can remember when you used to tell me “don’t follow bad friends”, because I
never follow the school rules and regulation.
Why did death have to take you so soon without me seeing you once more? I can remember what
you used to say in class. I promise to take your advice in action. When I sit down and reflect about
what you did for us students, I feel so happy and ask God why he took you away from us. Where ever
you are now please don’t forget your students who loves and admire you.
Our dear Mr. Essomba, you left us so soon, but you remain in our heart and mine for ever. You
will always be present mentally to guide us. We miss you so much. May your soul rest in perfect peace.
BY. MARIE STELLA F5C
DEDICATIONS TO SUCCESS
The road to success is not as straight as we may think.
 It has a curve called failure
 A hole called confusion
 Speed brakes called friends
 Red lights called enemies
 Caution called family you will have flat tyres called difficulty
 But if you have a spare tyre called determination and another one called perseverance and insurance
called hard work.
 A driver called hope; you will make it to a place called SUCCESS.
BY. SABINA F5C
DEDICATION TO SISTER OLIVIA
Our lovely Principal how wonderful you are;
Your presence makes students feel at peace,
Your care for students is as if you have not body elsewhere to care for.
You make sure that we feed well,
You visit those that have no visitors,
You make us study in a noiseless atmosphere,
Above all you educate us every day with the word of God.
Thank God for bringing you to us.
By. NDI SABINA F5C
TO MY FAMILY;
I thank god everyday for giving me such a beautiful and wonderful family.
For 20 years now, you’ve always been there for me seeing through the good and bad times. You
have moulded me into the person I’m today and I just want to say thanks to Mum, Dad, Brothers,
Sisters, Aunties, Uncles, Grandparents, for all you did, all you’re doing and all you hope to do; gracias.
Thought it doesn’t fully express my gratitude, this is at least to make you know I’m grateful to you
mum because if I am what I am today, I owe much gratitude to my family. Dad, you taught me to be
disciplined and to make myself an assest.
Mum, you’re my model of simplicity and love, you advised and made me a focused person. What
will I really be without my parents? Mum and dad I appreciate all your efforts. Adamu, Jibril, nurudine,
Aisha and Naziran you are the best brothers and sister that I have and I love you all a lots. Aunty Rabi,
Miamuna, Hajara, Rahanatu, Balki, Sahura, Sabuwa, Kodidi, Saratu, Hawa Adam and Uwa I’m thrilled
at your contribution in my life. Fon Dan I’ll do my best to offer you life on a platter of gold, Nazir I
promise you the best in the nearest future, Saratu Gaba and Daisy, pray for God’s blessings to be
bestowed on you two. It shall end you lots blessings. Lastly, gracias to God for the gift of life and a
wonderful family.
BY. Zaliya Usman Bako Upper sixth Commercial
SENSITIZATION
Once more faced with life.
Every journey begins with a step, same as everything commences from a particular point. Flashing
back to the past triggers, the ecstasy, merriments, sadness, lover and equally bad times.
Just yesterday, I was very feeble indolent, looking peaky at every epogue little did I know my
dreams will ever come true. Not necessarily all but the ones I greatly desired.
Passing through the thickest and darkest forest all these years will remain negligible and evil
always bleak in the shadows. I did all within my power to attain my goals. I faced all the trauma,
insults, castigations and denegation one can ever think of. But I guest all was to encourage me and pave
my way to success. All the eventualities helped me in one way or the others for that I am double
assured.
I think every problem we come across or face must not necessarily be evil, it can as will lead us to
greener pastures for the road to heaven is not as smooth.
I know for this short time I spent in was my best moment and will forever be my best. Also I want
to say a big thanks my principal Sister Olivia Wiaka and my teachers, the holy rosary sisters, my
friends, class mate and the entire up sixth class and most of all my family for their endless efforts,
nourishment and good education.
I AM TRULY GRATEFUL
By . Zaliya Usman Bako
Upper sixth Commercial
WHAT MAKES A GOOD FRIEND.
A good friend is someone who loved you for who, what and how you are.
A good friend is one who gives you good ideas.
A good friend care about you not because you are having.
A good friend comes to you when ever thore is a problem no matter who cause it.
A good friend pray for one another at anytime.
A good friend takes responsible and good care over what belongs to another
Friendship is very important, if you don’t have one make sure you look for one.
By. Ndi Sabina (JJ NE-WAY) AKOM PAULINE (SHINE BRIGHT) F5C
CATHOLIC SCHOOL
Catholic education in our society Cameroon from the point of view in Cameroon. Catholic
education is one of the best educations that is given to children by their parents. Many of our leaders in
Cameroon have passed through catholic education. CATHOLIC EDUCATION YOU ARE ONE AND
ONLY.
By. Ndi Sabina F5C
FULL MEANING FO MR. JULIUS
M = Makes good use of his time
R = Recognizes students problems
J = Just in all he does
U = Uses opportunities to advise students
L = Looks forward for students success
I = Interesting wherever he is
U = Uses best methods to teach students
S = Serious in all what he does
BY. ARACELLIE F5A
PREPS IN SAJOCOHL
PREPS!!! PREPS!!! PREPS!!!
You come everyday
And make me to take my correction,
You make me learn new things every day
You make me to be able to remember everything that I have learned
When you are around at times I feel so bad but I still need you
You make my success guaranteed
You alone bring me happiness
After a long fight between you and I.
BY ARACELLIE F5A
THE ROSARY OF SAJOCOHL
JOYFUL MYSTERIES.
CLOSING DAY
BELL FOR THE REFECTORY
WEEKENDS
LONG BREAK
FILM SHOW
SORROWFUL MYSTERIES
LABOUR
MORNING MASS
LESSONS
PREPS
BEATING AT THE ASSEMBLY GROUND
GLORIOUS MYSTERIES
RE-OPENING DAY
SPORTS
SOCIALS
PUBLIC HOLIDAYS
EXCTRACURECULLAR ACTIVITIES
BY. ARACELLIE F5G
MR FRANKLIN
F = FATHER TO ALL THE STUDENTS
R = READY TO TEACH
A = ANXIOUS TO BEAT
N = NEVER TIED
K = KIND TO EVERY ONE
L = LOVELY AND
I = INTERESTED IN S.J.C.H.S
N = NEVER TO CHANGE
BY. ANO JULIET (GOLDEN CHARM)
A DEDICATION TO ST. JOSEPH
Thanks, thanks, thanks to St. Joseph you have change me completely. I was blank in Christian life
but you show me the way, my lips were full of gossip but you wiped it and put holiness.
My morals were low but you make me improve. OH. St. Joseph you are wonderful.
By. Ano Juliet
WISE TELLING
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Life is an empty dream.
Is better to help a cripple than a poor man.
Is better to eat with a fool than to eat with a betrayer.
Wealth is not honesty
A God fearing child is an honesty child
He who wants to see before believing will surely have a bitter experience
Forgiveness comes from the heart
By. Ano Juliet
DID YOU KNOW?
 Do you know that the man who has ever lived without food or water for 18days is 18years old and is
form Austria?
 Do you know that the ma with the highest weight lived was Jon Brower Minnoch of U.S.A with the
greatest weight of 635kgs and died in September 1983.
 Do you know that large swarms of locust can consume 20000tons of grains and vegetable in a day?
 Do you know that a resting human being breaths out about 5000 liters of Carbon dioxide every 24
hours?
 Do you know that most children one woman has ever had is 69? A Russian woman who lived between
1707 and 1782 had sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets all born
between 1705 and 1725.
 Do you know that there are 206 bones in the human body? The longest is the femur and the smallest is
the stapes in the middle ear.
 Do you know that your brain contains about 10.000.000.000 neurons and after the age of eighteen,
you will lose about 1000 of those every day?
I KNOW THAT:
 Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for lighter rains, just pray for a better umbrella
 One of the basic and fundamental differences between God and man is that God gives, gives and
forgives while man gets, gets and forgets.
 Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it is not how we care in the
beginning but how much we care till the end
 Every problem has (n+1) solutions where n is the number of solutions that you have tried and 1 is what
which you have not tried; that is life.
 It is not important to have all good cars in life but important to know how well you play the cards you
hold.
BY. FUH LAURA, MUSAH CARINE AND AKU LARISSA (ALL IN LOWER SIXTH COMMERCIAL)
DID YOU KNOW
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In London there is a room that makes rain to fall?
Goats can scream like humans?
Most cigarettes contain “ambergris” (whale vomit) to add it’s flavor
43% of professional models are addicted to cocaine?
The average person burs around 30 calories per hour while typing.
The world’s oceans contain enough salt to cover all the continent.
Positive emotions enhance the brain’s ability to make good decisions.
The older we care, the less tears we shed.
Over 50% of employees are late for work on Mondays
Telling a girl to calm down works about as trying to baptize a cat.
BY ANGONG BLESS (L6C COMMERCIAL)
AN ARTICLE PRESENTED BY MR. NDONWI ALPHONSIUS CHE (STUDY MASTER) ON;
ALWAYS LEARNING AND GROWING
It is important to realize that in every moment or event is a chance to improve and advance you
knowledge. The more information we gather, the more we broaden our mind. Learning is an infinite
journey. Yet we should never pretend to know everything or to understand what we do not. Always
embrace the chance to learn. By opening ourselves up to advice, ideas, or input from others, we allow
ourselves to expand our knowledge, skills and expertise. This is not to say that you need to agree or
accept everything or anything at face value, but be opened to it. Examine and explore everything with
the realization that, regardless of how far you have come, there is still so much more to learn and
experience. Emerson wrote “In every man there is something where in I may learn, and in that I am his
pupil”. This perceptive quote is a tribute to all people and events minus that in each one, there is
something to gain, discover or take away, sometimes as a pupil and others, as the teacher. This
approach will help you experience life at the fullest, increase your options and foster success.
Each day brings challenges to strengthen our resolve and opportunities to thrive, but we need to
reach out for them. Never be discouraged or feel uncomfortable because you do not know something.
Adopt that as opportunity to learn. Ask questions, be inquisitive and always keep your mind open to
new ideas or possibilities. Anything you encounter in your daily routine, whether meeting someone
new, or collecting information, is a chance to learn and grow. Daniel Bell wrote “the most important
attitude that can be formed is hat of the desire to go on learning”. We often believe we are complete or
have reached our potential, but there is nowhere to go. The moment you think you know everything,
understand, you have to know that you know relatively nothing. Knowledge and information are
infinite. If we consider ourselves green, we will grow: if we consider ourselves ripe, we will rot.
Continually feed your mind with different ideas and insights and you will grow.
BY. MR. ALPHONSIUS CHE
Y6AN ARTICLE PRESENTED BY MR. NDONWI ALPHONUSIS (STUDY MASTER) ON;
PATIENT AND DETEMINATION (THE KEY TO SUCCESS)
Patience should never be conceived as stillness or a sense of inactivity. It is merely a strong and
focused mind set until a goal is achieved or event realized a subdued power of concentration and faith
that will obtain something that has not yet come. When you resolve to accomplish an ambition, remain
steadfast but persistent. Edwin H Chapin wrote, “Impatience never commanded success”. We should
always be moving forward with endurance and confidence, for consistency is a necessary attribute to
success. Believe you will achieve your ambition and you will. By keeping composed and positive, we
never allow time to distract or hinder us from the final outcome. While some objectives may take a few
months to finish, others can take years even decades to complete. But by remaining patient yet
determined you set your mind at ease until you have succeeded.
So many unknown events are happening behind the scenes that we need to trust in time. It can be
difficult. When we want something, we often seek immediate results or gratification. Sometimes this
can happen, but often it takes time for circumstances to align correctly with what we desire. We
accomplish nothing by being impatient. By allowing time to control us, we become irritated, frustrated,
and eventually discouraged, soon, despair sets in and we give up. When we let go of our goal, we lose
if we hold on, we will eventually have it. So be patient and determine in everything you want, you will
eventually have it, in the name of the Lord. Amen.
BY MR. ALPHONUSIS NDONWI.
TO CATHOLIC PARENTS;
Thank you for making some of us to be a child for this morally brought up. We say a very big
thank you for this opportunity you have given to us through the catholic education.
We also thank our teachers for their up bring of the child in school we consider them as our school
parents because after our parent at home they are with us for 9 months in school. And they bring us up
in to who we are today and tomorrow. May God bless you all for us you children.
Long live the catholic teachers
Long live the catholic Education In general
By. NDI SABINA AND AKOM PAULINE F5C
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Dear sir,
Why is it that there are too much changes in school this year. We mean eating at 1:30pm before we
go back to class.
By. Sabina and Pauline F5C
Dear sir,
Why is it that we no longer go to the parish church on Sunday.
By. JAJA SABINA F5C
Dear sir,
We wish that sports should be on Saturday and Sundays so that we should be flexible especially
the girls.
By. Sabina and Pauline F5C
Dear sir,
We wish to suggest that the administration should give the first cycle daily wear so that the one
that we are using now should be kept as official wear.
BY. NDI SABINA and AKOM PAULINE F5C
DEDICATION.
You are a mirror that must and that must not go out in the sun.
A lamp with which students find their way.
A moon that shines bright.
An eagle feather worn by God.
A straight line drawn by God.
A principal made to protect us.
A nice pretty queen.
one that must not go out to the sun.
one that is made by God to remain a virgin.
a guidance angel made to be with us.
We love you we need you.
May God grant you long life.
By Sama Susanti, Dedrick Roussel and Zefoh Bertilah
CAMPUS LIFE
Language meaning (In S.J.C.H.S Bafut)
Power house
Refectory
Parachute
To excrete in a paper
Warm sun
To die of starvation
Ngole
Garri and okro soup
Okwang
Someone who is notice
Sanito
Someone who is very clean
Fresher
New comers (students)
Menthembey
Someone who resists (powerful)
Mbey
Spoon
One mbey
To take one spoon from somebody's food
Bell of life
Refectory bell
Walket
The way you walk
Jaring
To read
Cracking
Type of cough
Sobo
School sandals
Plateaux
To have a flat head
Seba
Not to bath well
Dangha
The person sleeping down bed
Bongho
The person sleeping up bed
Samale
To slap someone
Network
Absent minded
Nkrian – nkrian
Corn and groundnut
Antongho
Sweet potatoes
Grand match
Rice and beans
Cornchie
Corn chaff
Cofficient 1
Rice and groundnut soup
Bomp – bomp
Garri and sardine
Catatalyst
Butter or chocolate.
By A. Brenda (Brandy Banks) and B. Ulrich (El –
Manifico) F5C
Religious Corners.
Immorality in the church
If we really observe well, we will notice that there is a lot of immorality in the church.
There is religious promiscuity and we see people who came to show off. As a result, even the
church would not be guilty of it. How can a man sleep with his step – mother and be proud of it? He
should rather be filled with sadness and be ostracized in the society.
God wants us to know that even though he is not physically present, he is near in spirit and his
spiritual being means He sees all our deeds and has already judged those who commit sin in hiding. It
is said that we should not do in private what we can't do in public. Therefore, even in gatherings God is
in our midst by his power.
We should try to put an end to immorality and make the world be a better place to live.
Anybody who commits sin should be severely punished by whoever is capable of administering
the punishment. If the sinner does not repent in order to be save in the end, they will only wallow in
immorality.
By. Wamba Merveille F4G
POETRY
The Mosquito
He sings love songs
to you every night,
gently kissing your ears
he cares not who you are
nor where you are
but always he's there for you
I bet he really love you.
By. Wamba
Merveille (F4G)
ADVICE TO YOUTHS
Promiscuity is on the increase in our society. Most youths feel that they must have several
boyfriends and girlfriends before they are considered important in the society. They blantantly ignore
the consequences of his behavior which by the way has no credit.
Promiscuity leads to loss of self respect. Society tends to see in the promiscuous people control is
necessarily bestial and therefore merits no respect at all – along side not only losing self respect but
also plunge their entire family into disgrace.. if you are promiscuous the impact doesn't ends only with
you but to your entire family and may continue to your generation.
Most student who are promiscuous begin by dropping academically. This drop is because of lack
of concentration since the students have little time to spend reading their book as a result they may miss
their careers, jobs and the position in which they could have occupied had they been hard working.
Promiscuous youth feel as if they are on top of the world. They tend to look down on others
because of this false notion that they are having a well – deserved satisfaction from all kinds of
pleasures like; night dances, films, sexual intercourse etc.
Some pick up early pregnancies and because they do not want babies so soon, result to abortion
and other unorthodox means of doing away with the pregnancy. As a result, most of them die in the
process either immediately or later on. Some are forced by their parents into early and undesired
marriages, which either end up breaking or if the couples stay together, the conditions of living are
appalling.
The most dangerous risk of promiscuity is contracting diseases. It is clear that the promiscuous
youths are exposed to sexually transmitted diseases such as gonorrhea, syphilis, AIDS which to
infertility in the case of gonorrhea and syphilis and death in the case of AIDS.
So this goes to youth don't hurry because God's time is the best.
By. Wamba
Merveille (F4G)
RELIGIOUS CORNER
WHO IS JESUS?
 Children call him
Father
 Presidents and Governors call him
councillor
Great
 University professors call him
God
Wisdom of
 IN forestry he is known as
life
The tree of
 Oceanographers know his as the
living water
The river of
 In Geology he is called
of ages
Rock
 Publishers know him as
author of our faith
The
 Sailors call him
The captain of salvation
 Prisoners call him
great deliverer
The
 Carpenters say he is
door of life
The
 Journalist say he is
truth
The
 Sinners call him
The plan of God
 Doctors call him
The great healer
 Bakers call him
The bread of life
 Teachers call him
master
The
 Lawyers call him
Great mirror of justice
 Native doctors know him as the
God
Power of
 Zoologist know him as
lion of Judah
The
RELIGIOUS PROVERBS
 Discarding God's order leads to disorder.
 Time spent with the lord is always time well spent
 obedience is faith in action
 no one is hopeless whose hope is in God.
 Like a compass, the bible always points us to the right direction
 the cross of Jesus is the supreme evidence of the love of God.
By. Fuh Laura and Aku Larissa
(L6C)
HEALTH CORNER
How to live a healthy life:
1. Offal is the best part of meat to eat. They are highly nutritive than the flesh e.g. internal offal;
kidney, liver, large intestine. External offal; tail, trotters.
2. If you want to always look good, take at least a glass of wine after every meal.
3. After work, take a glass of fruit drink and rest before you eat.
4. Always eat raw vegetables e.g. carrots, lettuce, green bean. Carrot is good for people who have
eye problems.
5. The acidic contain in vinegar is too high because of the long process of fermentation that takes
place in its production. For this reason some people eat salad and have complication.
6. Cassava products. e.g. garri, water fufu, “kum – kum” etc. have bitter taste. But if soaked in
water, during the fermentation process, the poisonous substance will dissolve in water.
7. If you have a large stomach and you are a beer drinker, if you want to regulate the stomach,
drink a glass of boiled egg shell in the morning and a glass in the evening.
8. Do not use metal spoon to cook food. This is because the metal spoon will scrape the under of
the pot and daily in take of it will cause cancer. Thus wooden spoon is the best to use for
cooking.
9. Sugar has only one nutrient which is carbohydrate. Too much intake cause problem. Honey is
preferable.
10. Egg retard the growuth of children. Avoid giving too much egg to children.
11. A patient suffering from goitre should not eat the following;
 Cabbage (all type)
 Mackerel fish.
 Water fufu, garri
 Non – iodised salt.
12. Do not fry fish directly in oil to get too dry, for the variable nutrients will lost. Cook fresh or
coat before frying.
13. Corn which is peel before cooking is useless to the body. Instead it should be cooked
without peeling.
14. If you have any eye problem as form today learn to drink “Lanternal”
15. Do not give over ripe fruits to children.
16. Do not bleach oil to cook food. It gives chest burn and gastric
17. do not give “Tops” to children, fruit drink is preferable for the children.
By. Mingo Larissa (F5G)
HEALTH CORNER
Some Important Table Manners;
1. When you finish eating place your fork and spoon side by side. But when you stop to continue again, cross
the fork on the spoon.
2. Never use knife to put food in your mouth.
3. Do not prick your teeth with your hand, use tooth pick.
4. Dish enough food that you can finish.
5. Do not pick your nose while eating.
6. Avoid eating and drinking at the same time. Eat after a few minute drink water.
7. Hold your fork on the left and knife on the right hand.
8. Do not give negative aspect on food while eating.
9. If you are given champaign to serve, use paper napkin or table cloth to hold the bottle before serving.
By. Mingo Larissa (F5G)
SCHOOL MAGAZINE 2013 / 2014
LINGUA FRANKA
A person who begs a lot
MTN
School Bread
Penga
School sandals
Sobo
Bathing
Vasque
Jumping over the fence
Escalader
Rice and beans
Grand match
Corn-charff
Petite match
A person with smelling mouth
Bongku residence
Garri
Taps
A person who steals a lot
Cutter
A person who bores a lot
C.R.T.V. News
A person who eats in hiding
Secreato or blanket ninja
Food
Mala
A stingy person
Japanese hand break
Bread and groundnut
Equation one
An ugly person
Ojuku
A short boy
Podoski
Wrong English
Bazor
A person with watery mouth
Baskelebube
A person who does not bath everyday
Bachelor
A girl with big buttocks
Mulucks
A girl with big breast
That stuff
A person who lies a lot
Bombadere
A person who eats a lot
Glore
Water
Ndiba
Disciplinary council
Lions den
Refectory
Power charmbers
A stubborn student
Pharaoh
Labour time
Scorching at the pillar
Dodging to town
Flight to France
A dirty dormitory
Shwine quarter
By Bihlum Helmine [PROTOCOL, L6C]
Fun time
Once upon a time, they lived a white and a black woman. When a white woman want to give birth
the doctor will say “enter you are welcome”. When she had finish to give birth the doctor said that, “the
child is so beautiful”. When the black woman want to give birth the doctor will say “move fast when
you were getting married was I there go on that bed and push that child alone”, when the black the
black woman push the baby, it never wanted to come out. The doctor said “what type of child is this
that don’t want to come out”, when the doctor shakes the coins the baby sent out the hand to take the
money, the doctor just drake the child form the stomach and the child came out. And the doctor said
“yes” the black child like money.
By. MENDOUA KEHLA F2C AND EVINA-LESLY F1
TWO BOYS INSEARCH OF A JOB
One upon a time they were two boys in search of a job. So they were a place in need of a sectary
they went into the office so the intelligent boy was asked to answer three questions and he answers the
entire question. So the dull boy never knew anything so he asks his friend to tell him the questions and
the answer. Then the boss said “next” so he had no time to say the question and just said only the
answer, so he went in the boss said what is your name he answered “Adolf Lele Afrik, the boss was
surprise and said “when were you born”, he said “1914” the boss “shouted are you mad”? He said “yes”
but scientist have not yet discovered. Then the boss drove him out of the office and his friend was the
sectary of the office.
By. DEDRICK ROUSSEL ALAIS (BEN TERRY RAY)
A BOY BEING ASKS TO PRAY ON NEW YEAR DAY.
There was once a boy being asked to pray on a New Year day. He was to pray in the mist of his
friends and his neighbors. He started by saying “Lord God, I thank you for this day and I pray that all
the visitors who have come to finish our food and those who wasn’t to deceive me and take away my
chicken, that you may provide for them and those who came and slept on mummy’s bed when daddy is
not around that may you give them their own wives in Jesus name we pray AMEN.
BY. ZELIOH BETILAH F2G
CASSAIN THE THIEF
Cassain had been an experienced thief from birth one Sunday morning he went and stole a bunch
of bananas from his neighbors farm on his way home the Catholic church Christian were singing “Holy
– Holy – Holy” the sound suddenly held him thinking they were after him he ran and passed behind the
Presbyterian church where they were singing “He has come again” he was shocked and went back to
the church and started confessing his ins about the stolen banana to the priest.
BY. MARIYS PAVEL F2C.
PRINCIPLES OF LIVING
1. Success at home first
2. Seek and merit divine help
3. Never comprise honesty
4. Remember the people involved
5. Hear both side before judging
6. Always obtain the counsel of other
7. Prevent those who are absent.
BY. MARIUS PAVEL F2C.
LOVE CHOICES
If love were in names I will choose Marius
If love were in games I will choose bicycle race
If love were in subject I will choose Business Mathematics
If love were in languages I will choose English
If love were in countries I will choose Cameroon
If love were in friends I will choose Rose
If love were in parent I will chose my father
If love were in school I will choose SJCHS
BY. MARIUS PAVEL F2C.
POEM
A GOOD TEACHER
A good teacher is the type who will beat you, punish you and give you lots of assignments. He is
the one you will complain about if you want, hate him, for he is guiding you let him be your role model
to put knowledge into your head and light into your heart for you will one day thank good for this
wonderful teacher.
BY. MARIUS PAVEL
THE GATE WAY TO SUCCES
 Develop a task with a vision for a task without a vision, is a drudgery.
 A vision without a task is revere but a task with a vision is victory.
 Be ambitious
 Never accepting passively a disadvantage on defeat for.
 Ambition takes the rich out to work zeal lighten the burden enthusiasm cheers and sweetens.
 Be of tout heart, capitalizing even on a blunder.
 Letting failure be your teacher and not your undertaker.
 Be creative original and be yourself for of the highest order.
 The powers of the human brain are said to be boundless therefore your brain, put it into
operation and let it yield the maximum success.
BY. NGEH LAWRENCE, PAVEL SAAH, DEDRICK ROUSSEL (F2)
DAYS
BREAK FAST
LUNCH
SUPPER
LUNES
Healthy ‘agege’ bread with
milky tea
Grand match between Barcelona
and Real Madrid
Tombolo
MARTES
Healthy ‘agege’ bread with
coffee
Corn and bean stew (well prepared)
Spanking
MIERCDES
Healthy Bread with
Neutralized Tea
Thialand Rice with Groundnut
sauce
Bounded mbabalang
corn and cowpea
JUEVES
Healthy ‘agege’ bread with
milky tea
Aboundant Nkuv bean and isolated
grains of kutupit maize spieced with
“dieno cover eye”
Spanking (sexy rice)
SABADO
Spanking
Pinyin biscuits and Vekovi
Cabbage
Accidented bread from
town
Domingo
Accidented bread from
town
Perfumed rice and sauce d’arachidt
with healthy slice of “gorillars
liver”
Tombolo
BY. CHEKISS F5
NICKNAMES AND HOBBIES OF THE L6C (CHRONICLES OF THE WILD CASTLE)
NAMES
NICKNAMES
HOBBIES
DUCHES BLESS
SPLASHY-SPARK
DANCING
DUCHES ANITA
FLASHI-DIVA
DANCING
DUCES HELMINE
CHARM “RES”
SINGING
DUCHES LARRISA
PRETTY DAMREL
PLAYING TABLE TENNIS
DUCHES THELMA
CRAZIEST DA SHAPE
HANGING OUT WITH
FRIENDS
DUKE BORIS
BORO
DANCING
DUKE ARNOLD
2-CHAINZ
MUSIC
DUCHES PELAGGIE
PELLY BEAUTY
WATCHING TV
DUCHES KELLYANNE
DA EMPERESS
DANCING
DUKE BELTEN
BENZY-Q
LAUGHING AND
ADVICING
DUCHES DIANE
LADY-DIAN
DANCING
DUCHES BRENDA
BRENZY WEEZY 4 LYF
SINGING
DUKE LEO
TITI FRESH
BOPPING
DUKE MOHAMADOU
HAZARD “J”
SPORTS
DUCHES ORNELA
ORNE-BLINK
SOCIAL LIFE (DANCING)
DUCHES EMMACULATE
EMMA-BRIGHT
ADVICING
DUCHES GINABEL
GINA-BEAUTY
LAUGHING
VALIENTES LAURA
LAUR-WEEZY
WATCHING TV
DUCHES LARISSA
DA PRETTIEST
SINGING AND WATCHING
TV
DUCHES CARINE
CARI-SEXY LA PACHE
SLEEPING
COMPILED BY BENZY-Q, PRETTY DAMREL, DA EMPERESS AND CRAZIEST DA SHAPE.
NICKNAMES OF LOWER SIXTH SCIENCE STUDENTS (THE CHRONICLES OF THE
WHITE HOUSE)
NAMES
NICKNAMES
DUTCHES LAURE
FEMALE WEEZY
DUTCHES SOLDANA
MISS INDIPENDENT
DUTCHES PULCHERIE
LADY BLINK/ CONDIMENT
DUTCHES PALVINE
PAL-MIGEAL
DUTCHES CRISPINA
WEEZY BROWN
DUTCHES ZITA
BLINKY – Z
DUTCHES JULIETTE
JULIE BRIGHT
DUTCHES MARIE CLAIRE
NEXY B
DUTCHES MEGANE
MEG – SWISS
DUTCHES NANCY
GURIOUS ANGEL
DUTCES PHYLIS
LORD – PHYL
DUTCHES NANCY
CHARM CASTER
DUTCHES RENATA
MISS CAMBRIDGE
DUTCHES SYLVIA
REEZY – COTA
DUKE BAUNEL
DAGGER
DUKE BRINE
BRAVY – B
DUKE NELSON
LIL – BREEZE
DUKE EMMANUEL
HAYWIRE
Compiled by; Laure, Soldana, Pulcherie (LSS)
NICKNAMES OF THE STUDENTS OF LOWER SIXTH ARTS (THE BIG BROTHER’S
HOUSE)
NAMES
NICKNAMES
DUTCHES AUDREY
1 DOLLAR
DUTCHES CLARISSE
PRETTY ANGEL
DUTCHES ROSALINE
ROSY COLE
DUTCHES ALIX
WIRELESS COBRA
DUTCHES DAISY
WIL - MICKEY WHITE
DUKE GLEAN
PODOSKI
DUKE GIDEON
INZAGHI
DUKE BORIS
LABISTA
DUKE CYRIL
TERROR
DUKE BRIAN
NICE OZIL
DUTCHES LESLIE
DA DISTANT BEAUTY
DUTCHES ERIKA
NICKY LA BELLE
DUTCHES VIVIAN
BEAUTY SPY
DUTCHES SHERON
SHAPIST
DUTCHES LARISSA
LEEZY CHAINZ
DUTCHES IMMACULATE
VENOMOUS ANGEL
DUTCHES EMMA – SUZIE
MISS HAYWIRE
DUKE REX
DON – ZOLA
DUKE ALAIN
ABOVE THE LAW
COMPILED BY DON – ZOLA, INZAGHI, ABOVE THE LAW, PODOSKI (L6A)
PERFECT YOUR ENGLISH!!
DO NOT SAY
BUT SAY
I like drinking garri
I like soaked garri
If I was God
If I were God
I prefer meat than fish
I prefer meat to fish
Date line
Dead line
Invitee
Guest
Knock door
Engagement
Two twins
Twins
Born house
Baby shower
He revenged the killing of her sister
He avenged the killing
Motor park
Bus station
Pay install mentally
Pay my installment
The dog has put to birth
The bitch has brought forth
Work man ship
Labour
Fried or frying groundnuts
Burch
As from henceforth
Hence forth
I don’t like sleeping food
I don’t like previous day food
You are guested
You have a guest
Pros pone
Post pone
BY. Belten (Religious Prefect. L6C) and Kellyanne
DID YOU KNOW…
 That the only book in the bible where God’s name is not mentioned is the book of Esther?
 That in 91 days, a human hair grows an average of 4cms?
 That the largest aircraft plane is the air bus 350 which can carry a maximum of 600 passengers at a
time?
 That if you scream for 8 years, 7months and 6 six weeks, you will have enough sound energy to be able
to heat a cup of coffee?
 That the former Pope Benedict IVX speaks over 16 national languages?
 That when you chew chewing gum while slicing onion can keep your eyes from watering?
 That the holy bible has got 7534 chapters 5231 from the Old Testament and 2303 from the New
Testament?
 The shortest man in the world compares his height with a 44 sized shoe?
 The richest woman in Africa is a Nigerian?
 That the highest country that produce beer but consumes less is Ghana?
 Did you ever know that the three of the five U.S Presidents all died on the 4th July
 The second president John Adams, died in Quincy, Massachusetts, on July 4th, 1826, the third
President, Thomas Jefferson, died in Charlottesville, Virginia, on the same day, in the same year as
Adams, July 4th, 1826 and the fifth President, James Monroe, died in New York City on July 4th 1831.
 Juventus of Italy and Arsenal of England are the only clubs to have played a league season of 38
matches without losing a match?
 Rafael Nadal is the only lawn tennis player to have won the French open (Rolland Garros), seven times
with five consecutive victories.
 Messi is the youngest player to score a hat trick in an El Classico?
 Nottingham forest is the only team to have won the champion league more than their domestic league.
 The British FA is the highest football governing body in the world with top three players in 2010
 The British FA is the highest football governing in the world (150 years old)
 Brazil’s “the Sele Sao” is the only football nation to have participated in every edition of the FIFA World
Cup
 Manchester United of England holds the highest number of English league titles, 19 titles with just 1
title ahead of Liverpool FC with 18 titles
 Joseph Guardiola, the youngest footballer manager to have won the UEFA Champion’s league is in
2009 with FC Barcelona of Spain.
 Brazilian born Cafu is the player with the most appearance (caps) for his country
 Andre Vilas Boas is the youngest footballer manager to have won the European cup (Europa League
2011), with FC Porto of Portugal at the age of 31 years.
BY. OKU GLORIA F4G.
TRIBUTES AND DEDICATIONS
Tributes to Daddy Essomba
To our Beloved daddy Esso;
Daddy the vacuum you left in our hearts will never be filled by another and will forever remain in
our heart. You discipline us and made us who we are today. You are were more than a father to us.
Daddy we loved you but God loved you most. Rest in peace, you are one in a million. Love you forever.
By. Sabina F5C
Daddy Esso you left us crying for you every day we have math class knowing that we will see you
coming. We also remember how you tell some of us to stand and greet and even called us your age
mate. Daddy you left a very big wound in our hearts. May you find rest in God’s kingdom and may
your soul rest in perfect peace. Daddy please intercedes for us and come to be our GUWARDIAN
ANGEL. ADIEU.
“If God look the breath of life then everyone will die and turn into dust” (Job 34:14-15)
BY. NDI SABINA JAJA
Tribute to late Mr. Essomba Tchinda Sabastine
A TREASURED MEMORY TO LATE MR. ESSOMBA TCHINDA SABASTINE
You left us so soon, I can remember when you used to tell me “don’t follow bad friends”, because I
never follow the school rules and regulation.
Why did death have to take you so soon without me seeing you once more? I can remember what
you used to say in class. I promise to take your advice in action. When I sit down and reflect about
what you did for us students, I feel so happy and ask God why he took you away from us. Where ever
you are now please don’t forget your students who loves and admire you.
Our dear Mr. Essomba, you left us so soon, but you remain in our heart and mine for ever. You
will always be present mentally to guide us. We miss you so much. May your soul rest in perfect peace.
BY. MARIE STELLA F5C
DEDICATIONS TO SUCCESS
The road to success is not as straight as we may think.
 It has a curve called failure
 A hole called confusion
 Speed brakes called friends
 Red lights called enemies
 Caution called family you will have flat tyres called difficulty
 But if you have a spare tyre called determination and another one called perseverance and insurance
called hard work.
 A driver called hope; you will make it to a place called SUCCESS.
BY. SABINA F5C
DEDICATION TO SISTER OLIVIA
Our lovely Principal how wonderful you are;
Your presence makes students feel at peace,
Your care for students is as if you have not body elsewhere to care for.
You make sure that we feed well,
You visit those that have no visitors,
You make us study in a noiseless atmosphere,
Above all you educate us every day with the word of God.
Thank God for bringing you to us.
By. NDI SABINA F5C
TO MY FAMILY;
I thank god everyday for giving me such a beautiful and wonderful family.
For 20 years now, you’ve always been there for me seeing through the good and bad times. You
have moulded me into the person I’m today and I just want to say thanks to Mum, Dad, Brothers,
Sisters, Aunties, Uncles, Grandparents, for all you did, all you’re doing and all you hope to do; gracias.
Thought it doesn’t fully express my gratitude, this is at least to make you know I’m grateful to you
mum because if I am what I am today, I owe much gratitude to my family. Dad, you taught me to be
disciplined and to make myself an assets.
Mum, you’re my model of simplicity and love, you advised and made me a focused person. What
will I really be without my parents? Mum and dad I appreciate all your efforts. Adamou, Jibril,
nurudine, Aisha and Naziran you are the best brothers and sister that I have and I love you all a lots.
Aunty Rabi, Miamuna, Hajara, Rahanatu, Balki, Sahura, Sabuwa, Kodidi, Saratu, Hawa Adam and
Uwa I’m thrilled at your contribution in my life. Fon Dan I’ll do my best to offer you life on a platter of
gold, Nazir I promise you the best in the nearest future, Saratu Gaba and Daisy, pray for God’s
blessings to be bestowed on you two. It shall end you lots blessings. Lastly, gracias to God for the gift
of life and a wonderful family.
BY. Zaliya Usman Bako Upper sixth Commercial
SENSITIZATION
Once more faced with life.
Every journey begins with a step, same as everything commences from a particular point. Flashing
back to the past triggers, the ecstasy, merriments, sadness, lover and equally bad times.
Just yesterday, I was very feeble indolent, looking peaky at every epogue little did I know my
dreams will ever come true. Not necessarily all but the ones I greatly desired.
Passing through the thickest and darkest forest all these years will remain negligible and evil
always bleak in the shadows. I did all within my power to attain my goals. I faced all the trauma,
insults, castigations and denegation one can ever think of. But I guest all was to encourage me and pave
my way to success. All the eventualities helped me in one way or the others for that I am double
assured.
I think every problem we come across or face must not necessarily be evil, it can as will lead us to
greener pastures for the road to heaven is not as smooth.
I know for this short time I spent in was my best moment and will forever be my best. Also I want
to say a big thanks my principal Sister Olivia Wiaka and my teachers, the holy rosary sisters, my
friends, class mate and the entire up sixth class and most of all my family for their endless efforts,
nourishment and good education.
I AM TRULY GRATEFUL
By . Zaliya Usman Bako
Upper sixth Commercial
WHAT MAKES A GOOD FRIEND.
A good friend is someone who loved you for who, what and how you are.
A good friend is one who gives you good ideas.
A good friend care about you not because you are having.
A good friend comes to you when ever thore is a problem no matter who cause it.
A good friend pray for one another at anytime.
A good friend takes responsible and good care over what belongs to another
Friendship is very important, if you don’t have one make sure you look for one.
By. Ndi Sabina (JJ NE-WAY) AKOM PAULINE (SHINE BRIGHT) F5C
CATHOLIC SCHOOL
Catholic education in our society Cameroon from the point of view in Cameroon. Catholic
education is one of the best educations that is given to children by their parents. Many of our leaders in
Cameroon have passed through catholic education. CATHOLIC EDUCATION YOU ARE ONE AND
ONLY.
By. Ndi Sabina F5C
FULL MEANING FO MR. JULIUS
M = Makes good use of his time
R = Recognizes students problems
J = Just in all he does
U = Uses opportunities to advise students
L = Looks forward for students success
I = Interesting wherever he is
U = Uses best methods to teach students
S = Serious in all what he does
BY. ARACELLIE F5A
PREPS IN SAJOCOHL
PREPS!!! PREPS!!! PREPS!!!
You come everyday
And make me to take my correction,
You make me learn new things every day
You make me to be able to remember everything that I have learned
When you are around at times I feel so bad but I still need you
You make my success guaranteed
You alone bring me happiness
After a long fight between you and I.
BY ARACELLIE F5A
THE ROSARY OF SAJOCOHL
JOYFUL MYSTERIES.
CLOSING DAY
BELL FOR THE REFECTORY
WEEKENDS
LONG BREAK
FILM SHOW
SORROWFUL MYSTERIES
LABOUR
MORNING MASS
LESSONS
PREPS
BEATING AT THE ASSEMBLY GROUND
GLORIOUS MYSTERIES
RE-OPENING DAY
SPORTS
SOCIALS
PUBLIC HOLIDAYS
EXCTRACURECULLAR ACTIVITIES
BY. ARACELLIE F5G
MR FRANKLIN
F = FATHER TO ALL THE STUDENTS
R = READY TO TEACH
A = ANXIOUS TO BEAT
N = NEVER TIED
K = KIND TO EVERY ONE
L = LOVELY AND
I = INTERESTED IN S.J.C.H.S
N = NEVER TO CHANGE
BY. ANO JULIET (GOLDEN CHARM)
A DEDICATION TO ST. JOSEPH
Thanks, thanks, thanks to St. Joseph you have change me completely. I was blank in Christian life
but you show me the way, my lips were full of gossip but you wiped it and put holiness.
My morals were low but you make me improve. OH. St. Joseph you are wonderful.
By. Ano Juliet
WISE TELLING
 Life is an empty dream.
 Is better to help a cripple than a poor man.
 Is better to eat with a fool than to eat with a betrayer.
 Wealth is not honesty
 A God fearing child is an honesty child
 He who wants to see before believing will surely have a bitter experience
 Forgiveness comes from the heart
By. Ano Juliet
DID YOU KNOW?
 Do you know that the man who has ever lived without food or water for 18days is 18years old and is
form Austria?
 Do you know that the ma with the highest weight lived was Jon Brower Minnoch of U.S.A with the
greatest weight of 635kgs and died in September 1983.
 Do you know that large swarms of locust can consume 20000tons of grains and vegetable in a day?
 Do you know that a resting human being breaths out about 5000 liters of Carbon dioxide every 24
hours?
 Do you know that most children one woman has ever had is 69? A Russian woman who lived between
1707 and 1782 had sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets all born
between 1705 and 1725.
 Do you know that there are 206 bones in the human body? The longest is the femur and the smallest is
the stapes in the middle ear.
 Do you know that your brain contains about 10.000.000.000 neurons and after the age of eighteen,
you will lose about 1000 of those every day?
I KNOW THAT:
 Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for lighter rains, just pray for a better umbrella
 One of the basic and fundamental differences between God and man is that God gives, gives and
forgives while man gets, gets and forgets.
 Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it is not how we care in the
beginning but how much we care till the end
 Every problem has (n+1) solutions where n is the number of solutions that you have tried and 1 is what
which you have not tried; that is life.
 It is not important to have all good cars in life but important to know how well you play the cards you
hold.
BY. FUH LAURA, MUSAH CARINE AND AKU LARISSA (ALL IN LOWER SIXTH COMMERCIAL)
DID YOU KNOW
 In London there is a room that makes rain to fall?
 Goats can scream like humans?
 Most cigarettes contain “ambergris” (whale vomit) to add it’s flavor
 43% of professional models are addicted to cocaine?
 The average person burs around 30 calories per hour while typing.
 The world’s oceans contain enough salt to cover all the continent.
 Positive emotions enhance the brain’s ability to make good decisions.
 The older we care, the less tears we shed.
 Over 50% of employees are late for work on Mondays
 Telling a girl to calm down works about as trying to baptize a cat.
BY ANGONG BLESS (L6C COMMERCIAL)
AN ARTICLE PRESENTED BY MR. NDONWI ALPHONSIUS CHE (STUDY MASTER) ON;
ALWAYS LEARNING AND GROWING
It is important to realize that in every moment or event is a chance to improve and advance you
knowledge. The more information we gather, the more we broaden our mind. Learning is an infinite
journey. Yet we should never pretend to know everything or to understand what we do not. Always
embrace the chance to learn. By opening ourselves up to advice, ideas, or input from others, we allow
ourselves to expand our knowledge, skills and expertise. This is not to say that you need to agree or
accept everything or anything at face value, but be opened to it. Examine and explore everything with
the realization that, regardless of how far you have come, there is still so much more to learn and
experience. Emerson wrote “In every man there is something where in I may learn, and in that I am his
pupil”. This perceptive quote is a tribute to all people and events minus that in each one, there is
something to gain, discover or take away, sometimes as a pupil and others, as the teacher. This
approach will help you experience life at the fullest, increase your options and foster success.
Each day brings challenges to strengthen our resolve and opportunities to thrive, but we need to
reach out for them. Never be discouraged or feel uncomfortable because you do not know something.
Adopt that as opportunity to learn. Ask questions, be inquisitive and always keep your mind open to
new ideas or possibilities. Anything you encounter in your daily routine, whether meeting someone
new, or collecting information, is a chance to learn and grow. Daniel Bell wrote “the most important
attitude that can be formed is hat of the desire to go on learning”. We often believe we are complete or
have reached our potential, but there is nowhere to go. The moment you think you know everything,
understand, you have to know that you know relatively nothing. Knowledge and information are
infinite. If we consider ourselves green, we will grow: if we consider ourselves ripe, we will rot.
Continually feed your mind with different ideas and insights and you will grow.
BY. MR. ALPHONSIUS CHE
AN ARTICLE PRESENTED BY MR. NDONWI ALPHONUSIS (STUDY MASTER) ON;
PATIENT AND DETEMINATION (THE KEY TO SUCCESS)
Patience should never be conceived as stillness or a sense of inactivity. It is merely a strong and
focused mind set until a goal is achieved or event realized a subdued power of concentration and faith
that will obtain something that has not yet come. When you resolve to accomplish an ambition, remain
steadfast but persistent. Edwin H Chapin wrote, “Impatience never commanded success”. We should
always be moving forward with endurance and confidence, for consistency is a necessary attribute to
success. Believe you will achieve your ambition and you will. By keeping composed and positive, we
never allow time to distract or hinder us from the final outcome. While some objectives may take a few
months to finish, others can take years even decades to complete. But by remaining patient yet
determined you set your mind at ease until you have succeeded.
So many unknown events are happening behind the scenes that we need to trust in time. It can be
difficult. When we want something, we often seek immediate results or gratification. Sometimes this
can happen, but often it takes time for circumstances to align correctly with what we desire. We
accomplish nothing by being impatient. By allowing time to control us, we become irritated, frustrated,
and eventually discouraged, soon, despair sets in and we give up. When we let go of our goal, we lose
if we hold on, we will eventually have it. So be patient and determine in everything you want, you will
eventually have it, in the name of the Lord. Amen.
BY MR. ALPHONUSIS NDONWI.
TO CATHOLIC PARENTS;
Thank you for making some of us to be a child for this morally brought up. We say a very big
thank you for this opportunity you have given to us through the catholic education.
We also thank our teachers for their up bring of the child in school we consider them as our school
parents because after our parent at home they are with us for 9 months in school. And they bring us up
in to who we are today and tomorrow. May God bless you all for us you children.
Long live the catholic teachers
Long live the catholic Education In general
By. NDI SABINA AND AKOM PAULINE F5C
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Dear sir,
Why is it that there are too much changes in school this year. We mean eating at 1:30pm before we
go back to class.
By. Sabina and Pauline F5C
Dear sir,
Why is it that we no longer go to the parish church on Sunday.
By. JAJA SABINA F5C
Dear sir,
We wish that sports should be on Saturday and Sundays so that we should be flexible especially
the girls.
By. Sabina and Pauline F5C
Dear sir,
We wish to suggest that the administration should give the first cycle daily wear so that the one
that we are using now should be kept as official wear.
BY. NDI SABINA and AKOM PAULINE F5C
THE FIVE – FINGER PRAYER.
This is so neat. I had never heard this before. This is beautiful and it is surely worth making the 5 –
finger prayer a part of our lives.
1. Your thumb is nearest you. So begin you prayers by praying for those closest to you. They are
the easiest to remember. To pray for our loved ones is, as C.S. Lewis once said, a “sweety duty”.
2. The next finger is the pointing finger. Pray for those who teach, instruct and heal. This includes
teachers, doctors and ministers. They need support and wisdom in pointing others in the right
direction keep them in your prayers.
3. The third finger is the tallest finger. It reminds us of our leaders. Pray for the president, leaders
in business and industry and administrators. These people shape our nation and guide public
opinion. They need God's guidance.
4. The fourth finger is our ring finger. Surprising to many is the fact that this is our weakest finer,
as any piano teacher will testify. It should remind us to pray for those who are weak, in trouble
or pain. They need your prayers day and night.
5. The little finger is the smallest finger of all which is where we should place ourselves in relation
to God and others. As the Bible says “the least shall be the greatest among you”. Your pinier
should remind you to pray for yourself. By the time you have prayed for the other four groups,
you own needs will be put into proper perspective and you will be able to pray for yourself
more effectively.
Don't tell God how big your storm is tell the storm how big your God is.
By. Fuh Laura and Arnold Fonjie (L6C)
SEVEN SCERETS.
Question: What are the seven secrets of Success?
Answer: I found the answers in my room.
1) The roof said: Aim high. No one in the world can become an obstacle to your ambition. You are
the maker of your future. Never give up.
2) The fan said: Be cool. You can never gain anything in life with tension.
3) Clock said: every minute is precious. Life is short and time does not wait for anyone. The best
time that you have is today.
4) The mirror said: Reflect before you act. An unreflected life is not worth living.
5) The window said: see the world. Open your eyes to life's realities. It is not so bad as it is painted.
6) The calendar said: be Up-to-date. Don't wait for the opportunities to come to you, but make the
best use of what you see at present.
7) The Door said: Push hard to achieve your goals. Persistence and handwork are the doors that
will lead to success. If you think you are beaten, you can be sure you certainly are.
By. Arnold Fonjie (L6C)
CREATE AWARENESS
I know of a word called LOVE. People usually express it as “falling in Love” which is really
wrong. We instead “grow in Love” not the reverse. Falling means a reduction in something. If you say
you are falling in Love with someone, you are indirectly saying you have no feelings of likeness or a
bit of it. We also make a gross mistake in differentiating between INFATUATION and AFFECTION.
Infatuation means feeling that you love when you really do not care while affection is having a deep
feeling for somebody or towards something. Talk to yourself this moment. Are you infatuated or
affectionate?
By. Ngwa Bridget Ngum (LA6)
“LET IT GO”
Think of something that is really pesting you up for no defined reason.
You just have to “LET IT GO”.
You think you are the most wanted whe really others are more than you. You just have to let your pride
go. I tell you, “LET IT GO”.
You think you are really rude but this is not taking you anywhere.
So , my dear just “LET IT GO”
You think you are really rude
but this is not taking you
anywhere so , my dear just
“LET IT GO”
Anger, grief, and jealousy have been the talk of your day.
This is unfair even to your ownself since
what goes around comes around.
Just “LET IT GO”
you think you are the least loved
but forgetfulness of the fact that
someone cares makes you angry
Just “LET IT GO”.
You hat to see others happy for
no defined reason out of jealousy
put an end to this so, “LET IT GO”
After all, life is like a tide that
goes up and comes down respectively.
When you are distressed or you think
of hurting anyone just remember
“LET IT GO”
BY. Ngwa Bridget Ngum (LA6)
THE BEST AND THE WORST
The most useless thing to do--------Worry.
The greatest joy-----------------------Giving.
The greatest loss-----------------------loss of self respect.
The most satisfying work------------helping others.
The ugliest personality trait---------selfishness
The most endangered species-------dedicated leaders
The greatest “shot in the arm”------encouragement.
The most effective sleeping pill------peace of mind
the most crippling failure disease----excuses
the most powerful force in life-------love
the greatest problem to overcome---fear
the most dangerous partner------------a gossip
the world's most incredible computer----the brain
the worst thing to be without------------hope
the deadliest weapon-------------------the tongue
the two most power – filled words--------- “i can”
the greatest asset--------------------------------faith
The most worthless emotion------------------self – pity
the most prized possession---------------------intergrity
the most beautiful attire-----------------------a smile
the most powerful channel of communication--------prayer
the most contagious spirit-------------------------------enthusiasm
the most important thing in life------------------------God
By. Fuh Laura (L6C)
RIDDLES AND JOKES
 you have something but people use it more than you. What is it? YOUR NAME
 there is something that we say but can never be broken. A PROMISE
 There is a woman who is pregnant but we cannot see the child. What is that? A BUS LAMP.
 There is something that is having two hands and two legs but is using the head to walk. What is
that? A WILBAROW
 I am a spoon, my mother is a plate my father is a knife, my sister is a fork, my aunt is a cup.
How are we called? A SET OF CULTERY.
By. Junior and Gabriel (F2G)
FUN TIME
Some Commandments of S.J.C.H.S.
1. Do not come late for devotion. Beware of Mr. Franklin.
2. Do not beat any student. Beware of Sr. Olivia.
3. Do not come late for meals. Beware of Mr. Jeff.
4. Never stay away from classes, beware of Mr. Julius.
5. Thou shall not go out of bounds. Beware of Sr. Olivia.
6. Thou shall not make noise in the chapel. Beware of Mr. Franklin.
7. Thou shall not escape form sports. Beware of Mr. Asaba.
8. Thou shall not go to the dormitory at odd times or shall be disturb during siesta, beware of Mr.
Franklin.
9. Take care of your working tools, beware of Mr. Philip.
By. Numfor Ursula (F5C)
POEMS
EDUCATION
Oh! education.
How enjoyable it is to be educated
you give life to people
you plant the seeds of tomorrow
Gold and silver may be important
but without you there is no life
we do everything to invite you in to us
and generously offer yourself to us
you broaden our minds and make us good
just like children in new dresses.
Oh! Oh! What a Saviour
you save us from ignorance
poverty and why not primitive
you make the world a real one
that's why we are able to have
presidents, ministers, bankers in our country
Friends, why not join me in eating this
manner from God?
Throw away laziness
let's be educated
it's our priority.
By. Numfor Ursla (F5G) and Meli Nikita (F5G)
S.J.C.H.S. A Place To Be.
Oh SJCHS, a wonderful school
full of wonderful teachers, sisters
and gifted students from God
You are the best anyone will ever wish for
Oh SAJOCOL, a beautiful school
your buildings are as beautiful as you name
the interesting things you have
have attracted many to you
Oh SAJOCOL, an orderly school
you are loved and praised by all your inhabitants.
I wish I could be with you
forever to enjoy the knowledge you give
Oh SAJOCOL, how pleasant you are
your students are as neat as the environment
with brightly coloured uniforms
there's none like you
and there will never be an like you
OH SAJOCOL A PLACE TO BE.
By Numfor Ursla (5C)
WHO STARTED WEARING HIGH HEEL SHOES
Generations today see the high heel shoes as part of the feminine world and glomour. The fact is
that it was originaaly worn by women. The high heels were worn for centuries throughout the near east
as a form of riding footwear. When the soldiers stood up in his stirrups, the heel helped him to secure
his stance so that he could shoot his bow and arrow more affecturely.
In the 16th century Persia's Hah Abbas 1 had the largest foot soldiers, since he was very powerful,
a wave of interest in all things persians passed through Western Europe. Persian shoes (high heels)
were enthusiastially adopted by austocrats, who sought to give their appearance a virute masculine
edge that it suddenly seemed only heel shoes could supply.
King Louis XIV wore these shoes. As many people started wearing the shoes the height of the
shoes was raised for members of the king's palace. These shoes were mostly worned by the members of
the upper classes because they did not need to got to the fields while working and they did not need to
walk far.
Later on it was later worn by those who, were short to balance their height (maybe, this is the
reason why short girls wear them more). So these shoes supplemented stature. Soon, Louise XIV later
moved them as the official dress of his courts. So to know where someone was with the king, you just
looked down to see the color of their shoes.
Although Europeans were first attracted to heels because the Persian connection gave them a
macho air, a craze in woman's fashion for adopting elements of men's dress meant their use soon spread
to women and children.
The women adopted the high heel shoes because they wanted to masculine their outfits. Sooner
men started to have a squarer, more robust, lower, stack of heel, while women's heels became more
slender more curvaceous”.
Why are high heels sexy?
High heel shoes began to be seen as erotic foot wears when they came back into fashion in the late
19th century – the rude models on tench postcards were often wearing them.
Biologist Dr. Helen Fischer holds that heels force women into “a natural courting pose” found
amongst mammals with an arched back and protruding buttocks. These do not only transform the shape
of women's bodies but they cause pain and prevent them from running away. One way in which women
are forced to compensate for the lack of power that men may he having.
As women started waring high heels, men's fashion shifted towards more practical clothing. This
led to them men to abandon the wearing of jewelery, bright colors and ostentations fabrics in favors of
a dark, ore sober, and homogeneous look. So women learn to wear high heels form men.
By. Mr. Berinyuy Franklin (Discipline Master)
SPORTS QUESTIONS
1. how old is Samuel Eto'o = 32 years
2. how much did Eto'o signed as annual salary in Chelsea = 7m Euro
3. Annual Salary in Anzhi = 17m Euro
4. what jersey number has eto'o in Chelsea = 29
5. the fasterst man in the world = Usain Leo Bolt, Jamaican, 27 years
6. the first man to win 6 olympic gold medals in sprinting = Usain Leo Bolt
7. FIFA Ballon d'or 2012
Lionel Mess (Argentina) Male
Abby Wanbach (USA) female
Vicente Del Dosque (Spain)
8. 2015 Nations Cup
30th edition
Morocco (Casablanca)
2015 african championship = Democratic Republic of Congo
2016 African women's championship = Cameroon
2017 U – 20 African Championship = Cameroon
2014 women championship = Namibia (11th-25 October 2014)
2015 U – 20 Championship = Senegal
2015 U – 17 championship = Niger
By. Mr. Achille (Sport coordinator)
OUR THOUGHTS
Watch your thoughts
They become words
Watch your words
they become actions
watch your actions
they become habits
watch your habits
they become character
watch your character
for it becomes your destiny.
By. Nerissa (Crazy Nicki) (F4G)
TAKE TIME.
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
Take time to laugh.
It is the music of the soul.
Take time to think.
It is the source of power.
Take time to play.
It is the source of perpetual youth.
Take time to read.
It is the fountain of wisdom.
Take time to pray.
It is the greatest power on earth.
Take time to love and be loved.
It is a God – given privilege.
Take time to be friendly.
It is the road to happiness.
Take time to give.
It is too short a day to be selfish.
Take time to work.
It is the price of success.
By. Nahbila Nerissa (F4G)
FRIENDSHIP.
Love is a small coin,
life is a big coin.
A husband is a lucky coin.
A lover is a sweet coin.
But friendship is a golden coin,
so keep it well
life starts with intense.
And ends with silence.
Love starts with fears.
And ends in tears
friendship starts with however
and remains forever
By. Leo Ambrose (L6C)
LOVE.
Love is sweet,
The joy of love is even boundless.
But very difficult to find
True love
By. Leo Ambrose (L6C)
FUN TIME.
Once upon a time there lived a boy and a girl by name John and Mary. They were all mentally ill and
lived in a psychiatric hospital. One day John was swimming and got drown, Mary immediately dived into the
water and sage him. Later on, she was called up by the psychiatrist and he said to Mary I have a bad news
and a good news. The good news is that you saved John and the bad news is he is dead. Mary replied saying
“no”! John is not dead I am the one who hung him to get dry. Guest what happened.......
By. Leo Ambrose (L6C)
There once lived a newly wedded couple. One day the husband took a chair and sat in front of the house
looking at their wedding certificate and when the wife asked what he was looking at he said “the expiring
date”.
By. Leo Ambrose
WHAT IS LIFE
What is life?
Life is a gift accept it?
Life is an adventure...........dare it.
Life is a mystery.................unfolds it.
Life is a game......................plays it.
Life is a struggle...................faces it.
Life is a beauty......................praises it.
Life is a puzzle......................solves it.
Life is opportunity..................take it.
Life is sorrowful.....................experience it.
Life is a song...........................sings it.
Life is a goal............................achieves it.
Life …......................................fulfills it.
By. Kilrian, Larissa and Nerissa. (F4)
OUR WORLD OF TODAY.
What is life really about?
What is our generation turning into?
Our world now is full of comparison.
Anyone who do not have what they think is in.
FASHION, does everything to get it,
Even killing their parents for it.
Oh! What a world;
Full of deceit, mischief, misery envy jealousy,
And even can name the rest.
Others get involved in dirty activities such as;
Scamming, drug dealing, prostitution, stealing
And when asked, their reply is “I'm enjoying life, am a youth”
For true life is short, but let's know that what we we will be judge accordingly.
So please let's try to live a life with Christ
as our foundation and with this, we will build a better world.
By. Miracle Mbaekwe (F4A)
SOME REFLECTIONS ON LIFE.
The three things in life that never come back;
1. Time.
2. Words.
3. Opportunity.
Three things in life that destroys a person;
1.
Anger.
2.
Pride.
3.
UN – forgiveness.
Three things in life that is most valuable;
1.
Prayer
2.
Family and friends
3.
Love.
Three things in life that one should never lose;
1. Hope.
2. Peace.
3. Honesty.
Things in life that is never certain;
1. Fortune.
2. Success.
3. Dreams.
Three things in life that build up a person;
1. commitment.
2. Sincerity.
3. Hard work.
By. Miracle Mbaekwe F4G.
SOCIAL CORNER.
MONTHS OF THE YEAR.
Dear January, I am very grateful to dispatch this piece of note to you. February will take a flight abroad in
the days ahead to meet march. I just hope that April succeeded to get his visa and ticket. Tell him to
collect a package from May before taking off. June was here last week and told me that he got married to
a young girl called July. I will no more pay a visit to August as earlier arranged because of too much rain.
I know that September will also wait for me in vain. Extend my greetings and best wishes to October
while waiting to see November.
By. Limnyuy Roseline and Shiyngeh Palvine (L6)
The full meaning of the word week.
W = women's
E = Education
E = Ends only
K = In the kitchen.
By. Limnyuy Roseline and Kongnso Clarise (L6A)
WHISKY
W = watch
H = how
I=I
S = Shall
K = Kill
Y = You.
By. Limnyuy Roseline and Kongnso Clarise (L6A)
5 WAYS YOU CAN SHOW LOVE TO YOUR HUSBAND.
1. Respectfully Communicate With HIM:
Know that he is your husband and the head of the family. Honor and respect him always, especially
when communicating with him. Don't use words that might show disrespect or rude which might annoy
him and this can lead to friction in the marriage. Be able to read his mood for if you use words that
ordinarily ought not to annoy him but if you use them when he is in a bad mood might cause problems.
Not that you should be watching what you say in front of your husband but be careful not to use
unguarded words when he is not in the mood. At times some words which you hinder to play around with
might be offensive to him and immediately you realize this apologize and when he come to his senses
would come back to apologize also.
2. Let Him Know He's Important To You:
No matter the situation or position either of you could be, let your husband realize and know that he is
very important to you. Don't think that if he knows this he could be feeling important the fact is he should
feel important when with you because he is the head of the house, you husband, the father of your
children and the breadwinner, even if you are the one that provide inferior unwanted and unimportant, it
might affect his ego and he could react in a negative way including beating abandonment of the house.
3. As A Result Of Problem Don't Say “I Told You So”;
When one party made a mistake which resulted in a problem a wife should not tell her husband “I told
you so” just because it was his fault. In life, one can make mistake but when one's partner decide to rub
once face into it by saying I told you not to do so, the man would feel bad and unhappy with his partner
nobody is above mistake.
4.
Try To Understand His Feelings Even When You Disagree With Him;
Understanding is one of the strong pillars of a successful marriage and when you can understand
his feelings, yo will be able to live with entire short comings and habits. You don't have to agree with him all
the time, but when this happen let him understand your feelings but if he insist o having his way at the time
agree with him you can later talk him into agreeing with you. Women know the ways they can make their
husband agree with them but in a way that would make him feel stupid.
5.
Tell Him You Love Him More Often;
If you can turn it into a song, do so. Telling him as often as possible you love your husband in
not out of place. If you keep saying it he would believe you with time and would love you in return. He also
would automatically be saying it, if you are saying it to him always. Don't be tired of saying it.
By. Ngami Audrey Cindy [$1] L6A.
SOCIAL CORNER.
IF NOT NOW, WHEN?
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another...then we
are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that, we're
frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage.
We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a
nicer car, when we are able to go on a nice vacation or when we retire.
The truth is there's no better time to be happy than right now . If not now, when? Your life will always
be filled with challenges. It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the
day.
So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone
special, special enough to spend your time with...and remember that time waits for no one.
So, stop waiting,
Until your car or home is paid off.
Until you get a new car or home.
Until your kids leave the house.
Until you go back to school.
Until you finish school.
Until you get married.
Until you get a divorce.
Until you have kids.
Until you retire.
Until summer.
Until spring.
Until fall
Until you die.
There is no better time than right now to be happy. Happiness is a journey, not a destination. So work
like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching.
By Musah Carine A.K.A Cari-sexy la Pache (L6C)
THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE.
Life is a gift.......................................................Treasure it.
Life is a challenge.............................................meets it.
Life is money.....................................................invest it.
Life is an adventure...........................................travels it.
Life is a mystery.................................................unfolds it.
Life is a song......................................................sings it.
Life is a puzzle...................................................achieves it.
Life is beauty......................................................solve it.
Life is an opportunity.........................................admires it.
Life is a struggle.................................................grabs it.
Life is a tragedy.....................................................fulfills it.
Life is a duty..........................................................faces it.
Life is love...............................................................perform it.
Life is a battle............................................................overcomes it.
By. Musah Carine (Cari-sexy la pache) L6C
FIVE SIMPLE RULES TO BE HAPPY.
Free your heart from hatred.
Free your mind from worried,
Live simple.
Give more.
Expect less
By. Musah Carine (L6C)
KINDNESS
The birds that sings among grass
The rat that peeps from its hole
The ant that roams among the rocks
We must be kind to them.
It hurts to be insulted hit or kicked
Should the bird be frightened away?
The rat to be shot
And the ant to be teased.
Let's sing with the bird
and run with the rat
Let’s watch the ant roam
But never offend them.
The hand that made you and me is the
Same hand that made them holy and gentle is he
And he smiles to see
That we his children are kind
To all that he had made.
By. Zelioh Betilah and Mayap Vanessa.
WHAT DO YO LIKE AND DISLIKE ABOUT YOUR SCHOOL.
Am in S.J.C.H.S Mambu Bafut and there are so many things I like and dislike about the school.
First of all what I like about the school is the manner in which the teach. The school has well trained and
qualified teachers which guarantee every student in an examination class hundred percent and transfer very
good knowledge to students in non examination classes.
Secondly the school has a very strong and kind principal with strict and active discipline
masters and a determine vice principal.
I can also like the infrastructure especially the dormitory which have modern baths and toilets
with each class having his own dormitory which are very big permitting every individual to have big space
for his or her self. Then it also has a very big refectory with nice people seated per table what we hardly see
in other schools like my formal school for example where we were sixteen per table and eating in the same
pots in which we eat here.
Most of all I really enjoy the social life on campus students behave as though they come form
one family even though dating cannot lack among them or us LOL. And also the social activities that take
place in school like “evasion” , delire, carton rouge, film show, socials, Christmas Caro, sports and many
other competitions.
Now what I don't like in the school is stealing, students in this school steal a lot and some of
them when caught are not even dismissed from the school and they keep on stealing.
Also I don't like the way the take decisions in this school at times when you look at them
critically they are unjust and at times leading to innocent dismissals.
Also what I dislike in the school is the way the beat students hem!!! the teachers are too violent
what is not normal cuz from what I know the government has band beating in schools and in this school
instead of even reducing the rate, they have multiplied it so that there is no hiding place in this school even if
you try your best to hide somewhere the will still see you because the school is not big.
Most of all I don't like the way the teachers assume things in this schools, and also their way of
looking at people and concluding that they are bad, may be because of what they once did or where they
come from especially (francophone). Who are always qualified as the bad sheep that are there just to lead the
others astray? And also the issue of never forgetting students wrong even the ones which were done several
years ago and the best they can do is to keep on reminding the student of it thinking it will help the student
but no it instead disturbs the students the more.
Also this thing that Reverend Sisters who are here to study just like us become more than
discipline master like this eh!! Me I don't like it. They seize our official wear our dresses our bed sheets, they
control us even our light in the dormitory mama!!. they talk to us in a way that even the principal cannot do
that is they don't respect some of us you know not all of them behave like that just that in politics they don’t
call names.
By. Tombin Emmerentia, Ngwa Melvis and Makom Ornella (U.S.A)
ADOLESCENCE
Adolescence describes the teenage years between 13 and 19 and can be considered the transitional stage
from childhood to adulthood. However the physical and psychological changes that occur in adolescence can
start earlier, during the teen years (9 – 12). Adolescence can be a time of both disorientation and discovery.
The transitional period can bring up issues of both disorientation and discovery. The transitional period can
bring up issues of independence and self – identity. Sometimes adolescents may be experimenting with drugs
and alcohol or sexuality. During this time peer groups and external appearance tend to increase in importance.
HOW MEN DIFFER FROM WOMEN.
There are three main ways in which men differs from women which are shown below.
1.
Firstly men love making one happy.
2.
Secondly men can only focus on one thing at a time and
3.
Lastly men don't want people to bend like a pretzel for them.
DIFFERENCES IN SEXUALITY.
MEN
1. Orientation
- Physical
WOMEN
- rational
2. Stimulation
- compartmentalized
- holistic
- physical oneness
- emotional oneness
- variety
- security
- set is high priority
- other priorities may be higher
- sight
- touch
- smell
- altitudes
- body centered
- words
- person – centered
3. Needs
4. Sexual response
5. organism
- Respect
- understanding
- admiration
- love
- physically needed
- emotionally needed
- not to be put down
- time
- acyclinal
- cyclinal
- quick excitement
- slow excitement
- initiates (usually)
- responder (usually)
- difficult to distract
- Easily distracted.
- prepagation of species
- ropagation of oneness
- shorter more intense
- longer more in depth
- physically oriental
Satisfaction often possible
without orgasm
Orgasm usually needed for
satisfaction
By. Ornella and Emmerencia (U.S.A)
GOOD AND CLEVER
If all the good people were clever, and all clever people were good, the world would be nice than ever
we thought that it possibly could.
but somehow it is seldom or never the two hit it off as they should, the good are so harsh to the
clever, the clever so rude to the good. So friends, let it be our Endeavour to make each by each
understood, for few can be good like the clever or clever so well as the good
By Djibouti Ewounou Leticia (f1)