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CORE CHUBBY *rs Pass buth of Today. has some good tie track, "Sprits ook Away." experience and Shelter has^ i fans of hardcore leave if* attitude Maybe that is tiooaJ non-metal fers from many Another reason y Cappo has a \ai may be coned taste. sr's new one if their older staff This year, the Oswegonian has covered a wide variety of useful Web sites for college students. Thanks to us, you've found places to go for MP3s, research and job hunting. But what about humor sites? Well luckily, we know of some sites worth checking out. Sites that contain crude, disgusting and potentially offensive humor. Read on! I must say, www.doodybomb.com has got to be the most disgusting site I have ever visited. Then again, with a site dedicated to humor about solid waste, what do you really expect? The site features drawings and stories about "you know what" and there is even a weekly song (for example, an instrumental "Brown Eyed Girl," get it?) The stories are very offensive, crude and sick. The pictures are gross, and overall, the site is very disgusting and holds no artistic value whatsoever. But, if you don't mind horribly mean, nasty jokes, or extreme grossout humor, then by all means check it out. Don't forget, you've been warned. Another out-of-control site is www.newgroundsxom. On this site you can watch the infamous FDA music videos and participate in other fun activities as well. Click the Assassin link and play games with missions to kill celebrities including the Backstreet Boys, Bob Saget, Bill Gates and Hanson. There's even Pokemon games, where the new catch phrase is "Gotta Kill 'em All!" There are also the Telebubbies, featuring teletubbies getting into situations unsuitable for children and Pico, another game featuring a little boy who just gets into the most screwed up, gory situations imaginable. This is a very entertaining site, but those easily offended by crude, gross-out humor probably won't like this site either. One of the funniest sites I have ever seen would have to be www.farts.com. With this site you can hear a daily fart, read a daily fart joke and even download a fart machine. The site holds a farting contest, in which people send in their best farts, including a title, the foods eaten before the fart and a comment about it. The site also contains embarrassing fart stories and expert advice on improving your farts. The site also offers cards with sound f/x, the Live Fart Chat and even e-mail accounts! FOIt Mr*toem* t * T«Bi««HtiffN»r » m . KEY! 1, 2 & 3 bedroom apartments & office space (315)343-7722 (315)342-1754 Submit a jofcr or furmyfile •<**: c•i I p^^ t* by mr. John (315)343-2013 1-800-675-2013 M St/U Hot 7oo'/atz.:, Photo courtesy of www.twtstedhumor com The Internet is full of sickening and offensive, yet funny, Web sites like Twistedhumor.com. Finally, there's www.twistedhumor.com. The humor on this site ranges from extremely nasty to harmless fun and everything is rated, so there^s something on this site for just about anyone. The site features a daily joke, picture, or program file (audio/video clip), which can be received in your email daily by joining the free mailing list. If you miss a day, there's no need to fret, because there is an archive containing all the past jokes, pictures and program files. Twistedhumor.com also interacts with its browsers by offering them the opportunity to submit a joke or file for possible publication and asking for ratings on how funny each joke, picture, or program is. OK, the humor on these sites is disgusting, inappropriate and rude. If you have an open mind, or a sick mind and are looking for a good laugh to help you get through a long day, then check out these sites and enjoy! Cover bandjustjtfbsolute plays locally bass guitar and sings back-ups By Maggie Ramsay and Joe Paoli plays the keyboard. A&E Writer Presently, Just Absolute perA bit of classical rock, a pinch of jazz and a small amount of forms every Thursday at Old City jamboree makes Just Absolute; a Hall and they occasionally play at the Buckhout. They cover new local student band. Considering the band mem- songs from artists such as The bers came from all different areas Doors, the Grateful Dead and the and musical backgrounds, they Allman Brothers Band. **We like mix together perfectly. Ian Boni to attract anyone who listens to sings lead and also plays lead good music," Krumperman says. Over the summer Just guitar. Matt Cole plays drums, Bill Krumperman plays back-up Absolute is going to keep on Jeatf guitars, Derek Brown plays playing, hopefully for Harbor •*• * ~ , •** Fest and other school and community related events, but no set dates are scheduled. In the next couple of months they hope to have information on the Web at wwwjustabsolute.com. 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