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Gravel!Rush!!Campaign!!Newsletter
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Seven!weeks!to!go.!
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WTF?!
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Yeah,!some!how!Christmas!turned!to!New!Year!that!
turned!to!first!day!of!school!that!quickly!became!last!
day!!of!!school!!and!!now!!it’s!!Easter!!and!!then!!it’ll!!be!
ANZAC!Day!and!then!moments!later!you,!me!and!400!
of!our!closest!new!friends!will!be!mashing!pedals!and!celebrating!our!remarkable!
community!event.!
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I’m!jumping!put!of!my!skin!with!excitement!and!I!hope!you’re!feeling!it!too.!If!
you’re!a!soloist!you’re!probably!wondering!whether!you!have!enough!miles!in!the!
legs.!If!you’re!a!duo,!you’re!probably!wondering!whether!your!partner!has!enough!
miles!!in!!their!!legs.!!If!!you’re!!the!!Rawring!!Forties,!!you’re!!probably!!wondering!
whether!you’ve!packed!enough!beer.!
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Whatever!your!team!composition,!your!relative!fitness,!your!fund-raising!goals!or!
your!logistical!preparations;!you’re!in!for!one!hell!of!a!life!defining!adventure.!It!
ticks!!all!!the!!boxes;!!iconic!!stock!!route,!!insane!!idea,!!great!!company,!!glorious!
weather!and!helping!others.!Oh,!and!there’s!cycling.!Lot!and!lots!of!cycling.!As!
much!cycling!as!you!want,!as!far!as!you!want!and!as!fast!or!slow*!as!you!want!
(*beware!the!twilight!curfew).!
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Giddy-up,!!you’re!!in!
for!!!!!an!!!!!incredible!
journey.!
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There!!!!!is!!!!!still!!!!!a!
couple!of!Stray!Cats!
looking!!!to!!!pimp!!!a!
ride.!!!If!!!your!!!team!
could!do!with!a!little!
bolstering,!drop!me!
a!!!!!line!!!!!and!!!!!see!
whether!!there’s!!not!
another!!set!!of!!legs!
available!!!to!!!smash!
through!!!!the!!!!daily!
target!!and!!get!!you!
into!!!!camp!!!!before!
the!twilight!curfew.!
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Raising!(Hell)!Funds!
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Was!there!a!bloody!dry!eye!in!the!house!when!we!watched!
Ryan!and!Toni!being!greeted!by!the!Chicago!Police!on!the!
news!the!other!day?!A!pipe!band,!police!motorcade!escort,!
media!!scrum.!!The!!Seppos!!certainly!!know!!to!!make!!you!
feel!welcome.!It’s!reassuring!to!know!that!not!only!is!Ryan!
receiving!the!best!treatment!available!in!the!World,!he’s!
receiving!!!a!!!wealth!!!of!!!support!!!and!!!love!!!from!!!family,!
friends,!colleagues!and!communities!across!the!World.!
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The!!!eleventh!!!hour!!!decision!!!by!!!the!!!West!!!Australian!!!Government!!!to!!!donate!
$400,000!to!compliment!the!$250,000!already!raised!through!public!donations!
was!!!both!!!gracious!!!and!!!timely.!!!It!!!all!!!came!!!about!!!through!!!stoic!!!media!!!and!
community!advocacy!and!dogged!determination,!in!particular!Howard!Sattler!of!
6PR!and!WA!Police!Union!President,!Russell!Armstrong.!
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That’s!insanely!good!news!but!don’t!take!your!foot!off!the!fund-raising!gas!!It’s!still!
shy!!of!!the!!full!!target!!amount!!to!!secure!!Ryan’s!!full!!six-month!!treatment!!at!!the!
Rehabilitation!!Institute!!of!!Chicago.!!This!!place!!has!!state!!of!!the!!art!!equipment!
housed!in!a!purpose!built!facility!and!staffed!by!World!experts!in!their!fields.!Hard!
as!it!is!to!swallow;!the!Yanks!are!actually!the!best!in!the!World!with!this!stuff!(we!
kick!their!arse!in!just!about!every!other!theatre!of!human!endeavour)!so!cheers!to!
them!and!thanks!for!looking!after!our!mate.!
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Mega!Heroes!Page!
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Pearl!Sponsors!
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EC!!&!!M!!is!!a!!leading!!multi-discipline!
resource!!and!!construction!!company!
with!!!!extensive!!!!experience!!!!in!!!!the!
design,!
construction!
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commissioning!!!!!of!!!!!major!!!!!projects!
throughout!Australia!and!Overseas.!
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Mate,!!I’m!!building!!a!!house!!at!!the!!moment!!and!!reach!!for!!the!!ventilating!!brown!
paper!bag!at!the!thought!of!timing!the!painter!so!he!doesn’t!piss!off!the!the!floor!
laying!guys,!having!the!electrician!connect!to!mains!but!not!mucking!up!the!work!
of!the!plumbers!and!where!the!hell!are!the!roof!fitters!and!why!haven’t!they!fixed!
the!freaking!valleys?!
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EC!&!M!have!got!some!seriously!dialled!project!management!practices!and!they!
can!build!stuff,!or!help!build!stuff!(big,!technically!scarey!stuff)!in!remote!locations!
around!Australia.!They’ve!got!their!teeth!into!a!Vanadium!mine!in!Windimurra,!a!
gold!mine!expansion!in!Chirano,!another!gold!mine!at!Bonikro!and!pilot!mines!in!
Ammtec!!and!!Antso…………they’re!!into!!Minerals!!and!!Processing,!!Oil!!and!!Gas,!
Material!Handling!and!Power!Generation.!
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And!now!they’re!into!The!Gibb!Challenge!as!Pearl!Level!Sponsors………….now!if!
they!!!!could!!!!just!!!!help!!!!me!!!!sort!!!!the!!!!tiler!!!!and!!!!that!!!!crew!!!!painting!!!!my!
house……………Special!!thanks!!to!!Sandra!!Foster!!of!!the!!Cadence!!Cowboys!!for!
brokering!the!deal!and!getting!their!people!to!speak!to!my!people.!(I!don’t!actually!
have!any!people!but!you!knew!that!already)!
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You!!!!!already!!!!!know!!!!!that!!!!!Pindan!!!!!Labour!
Solutions!is!our!major!sponsor.!Their!financial!
and!!!!!corporate!!!!!contribution!!!!!was!!!!!already!
MASSIVE!but!this!takes!it!through!the!roof!!!
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Pindan!Labour!Solutions!have!!!surrendered!their!sponsorship!team!entitlement!
within!!our!!dusty!!peloton!!so!!that!!even!!more!!money!!can!!be!!raised!!for!!Ryan’s!
treatment!in!the!U.S!of!A.!
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We’ve!packaged!the!coveted!Number!One!team!registration!(up!to!six!participants)!
and!included!the!hire!4WD,!loan!of!a!custom!trailer!and!camping!equipment!and!a!
framed!event!riding!jersey.!
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Place!your!bid!on!eBay!!Search;!The!Gibb!Challenge!
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Where!the!bloody!hell!are!we…………?!
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Our!location!profile!this!month!is!Ellenbrae!Station,!our!third!rest!stop!in!this!
amazing!!journey.!!It’ll!!be!!another!!big!!day!!in!!the!!saddle!!with!!143!!kilometres!!of!
jarring!Kimberley!superhighway!to!get!us!there,!but!the!grind’s!always!worthwhile!
when!you’re!in!the!East!Kimberley!–!God’s!Country.!
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We!have!enjoyed!exclusive!use!of!this!glorious!patch!of!East!Kimberley!each!year!
of!the!event!and!it’s!fair!to!say,!we’ve!pushed!the!boundaries!of!habitation!with!our!
dusty!!peloton.!!Ringers!!has!!a!!communal!!area!!with!!a!!hot!!shower!!and!!toilet,!
Bushman’s’!has!another!two!hot!showers!and!a!small!toilet!block.!Due!to!the!sheer!
size!of!our!cycling!circus,!you!might!want!to!pack!a!camp!shower!or!invest!in!one!of!
Jimmey’s!Thunder!Boxes.!!!http://www.2daloo.com/!
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For!a!genuine!Kimberley!camping!experience,!
bang!!the!!decadence!!of!!flowing!!hot!!water!!and!
opt!for!the!refreshing!water!hole!a!short!stroll!
from!!!!!Ringers!!!!!to!!!!!soak!!!!!the!!!!!day’s!!!!!aches!
away………….This!!is!!East!!Kimberley!!camping!
and!hospitality!at!its!understated!magnificence;!
a!few!new!dusty!friends,!spirited!banter!and!a!
post!card!location.!
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The!driveway!leading!into!Ellenbrae!is!a!magic!
ride!and!a!great!chance!to!get!the!kids!out!of!the!
car!and!have!them!join!you!for!the!modest!5!kilometre!toddle!into!camp.!It’s!a!
great!way!to!introduce!them!to!this!remarkable!community!event!and!a!chance!for!
the!little!ones!to!tear!your!legs!off.!
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Muster!News!
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The!!other!!highlight!!of!!the!!Argyle!!Diamonds!!Ord!
Valley!!!Muster,!!!is!!!the!!!internationally!!!acclaimed!
Airnorth! Kimberley! Moon! Experience! on!
Saturday,!!June!!2.!!This!!unique!!event!!at!!the!!Jim!
Hughes!Amphitheatre!under!the!Kimberley!moon!
and!!twinkling!!stars!!by!!the!!banks!!of!!the!!majestic!
Ord!!!River!!!will!!!feature!!!some!!!of!!!the!!!greatest!
Australian!music!legends.!
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Taking!!to!!the!!stage!!this!!year!!will!!be!
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some!of!the!regions!finest!local!artists.!
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This!!!outstanding!!!line-up!!!of!!!Aussie!!!greats!!!is!
guaranteed!to!give!the!people!of!Kununurra!and!
their!!visitors!!a!!rocking!!good!!time!!at!!the!!Jim!
Hughes!!!!Amphitheatre,!!!!under!!!!the!!!!Kimberley!
moon.!
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Tickets!!can!!be!!purchased!!through!!Ticketmaster!
and!!the!!Kununurra!!Visitor’s!!Centre.!!Check!!out!
the!!Kimberley Moon Experience!!page!!for!!more!
details!!!!on!!!!this!
year’s!!!!!amazing!
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The!Good!Oil!
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I!don’t!think!I’ve!gobbed!off!enough!about!the!most!precious!gift!this!campaign?!If!
there’s!something!I’m!passionate!about!(besides!my!gorgeous!girls!and!beautiful!
wife,!the!Kimberley,!carbon!fibre!&!Buffy!the!Vampire!Slayer)!it’s!the………………….!
Australian!!Red!!Cross!!Blood!!Service.!
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There!is!always!the!need!for!blood!products;!road!trauma,!natural!disasters,!house!
fires!and!illness.!You!can!help.!Just!one!donation!has!the!potential!to!save!three!
lives.!That’s!bloody!heroic.!Donate!NOW!and!you!can!still!have!your!own!red!blood!
cell!count!back!to!normal!levels!before!your!super-human!assault!on!The!Gibb!and!
you!!won’t!!have!!to!!eat!!any!!tainted!!beef!!(Yeah!!Alberto!!–!
Tramposo!!!española).………potentially!!!three!!!lives!!!saved!
even!!before!!you’ve!!turned!!a!!pedal!!stroke!!and!!you’re!!a!
bloody!legend.!
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One!in!three!people!will!require!a!blood!product!during!
their!life.!Only!one-in-thirty!donate.!That’s!bullshi’!mate.!
Get!in!there!and!give!it!up.!!It!could!be!your!life!you!save…….or!someone!you!love.!
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Call!your!nearest!Blood!Donor!Centre!on!13!14!95!for!an!appointment.!It’s!painless,!
convenient,!!you’re!!making!!a!!real!!difference!!and!!they!!give!!you!!cake!!………..and!
M&M’s!and!Cracker!Barrel!Cheese!and!incy!wincy!Mars!Bars!and!a!fruit!!juice.!
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This!ain’t!no!(B)rumour,!it’s!good!enough!to!take!to!the!bank.!
The!!Ryan!!Marron!!Foundation!!were!!recently!!successful!!in!
their!!application!!for!!an!!ABN.!!It’s!!the!!first!!and!!most!!crucial!
step!towards!gaining!‘deductible!gift!recipient’!status!with!the!
Australian!Tax!Office.!
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Once!that’s!ticked!off,!your!
valued!!and!!generous!!contributions!!will!!have!
income!!tax!!deductibility!!!!Way!!cool…….help!!a!
mate……and!get!a!tax!refund!from!the!treasury!
goons!at!the!ATO.!
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The!Gibb!Challenge!for!Virgins!
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“Do!you!know!anyone!that’s!got!a!spare!trailer?”!
I!know!more!people!with!an!extra!bum!than!I!know!with!a!spare!trailer.!It’s!a!fair!
call!that!any!idle!trailer!sitting!about!in!the!Kimberley!has!got!a!team’s!mark!upon!
it!and!it’s!already!destined!for!the!corrugated!superhighway!in!May.!You!never!
know!your!luck!though;!you!might!try!a!hire!company!or!a!community!group!or!
even!!a!!government!!agency!!–!!just!!don’t!!humbug!!the!!Broome!!Cop!!Shop,!!they’ve!
already!been!raped!and!pillaged.!
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“Can!I!swap!team!mates?”!
Hell!Yeah.!If!one!of!your!crew!tears!a!heartstring!or!goes!all!sooky!at!the!thought!of!
770! kilometres! of! speed! bump! sized! corrugations,! just! go! to!
https//registernow.com.au/gibbchallenge!!!!and!!!!edit!!!!your!!!!team’s!!!!registration!
details.!!There’s!!a!!chance!!you!!won’t!!get!!the!!right!!jersey!!size!!‘cause!!I’ve!!ordered!
those!already!but!you!never!know!your!luck……?!
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“Can!I!add!another!team!member?”!
Absolutely.!!just!!go!!to!!https//registernow.com.au/gibbchallenge!!and!!edit!!your!
team’s!!registration!!details.!!There’s!!a!!chance!!you!!won’t!!get!!the!!right!!jersey!!size!
‘cause!I’ve!ordered!those!already!but!you!never!know!your!luck……?!
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“Are!you!going!to!have!an!information!night?”!
Hey,!now!there’s!a!great!idea………let’s!do!that!Mike.!Have!a!read!of!what’s!planned!
at!Avanti!Plus!Cannington!in!the!Mmmm…mmmm….mmmaaaaaaaates!Rates……..section!
of!this!newsletter.!Dundee!and!I!thought!we!might!look!at!something!similar!at!
Broome!!Cycles!!too!!–!!or!!you!!Broome!!Mob!!can!!just!!come!!and!!join!!one!!of!!the!
Monday,!Wednesday!or!Friday!rides!and!I’ll!tell!you!all!about!it!–!when!I’m!not!
coughing!up!a!lung!trying!to!stay!on!Pete’s!wheel!!!
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“What!tyres!are!you!guys!running!with?”!
I’m!a!disciple!to!Continental’s!Travel!Contact!–!a!high!pressure,!low!volume!tyre!
with!ridiculously!little!rolling!resistance!and!a!minimalist!tread!pattern.!Great!for!
sealed!roads!and!the!hard!packed!Gibb!–!treacherous!off!road!or!when!The!Gibb!
offers!!up!!tracks!!of!!loose!!gravel.!!Then!!I’m!!reaching!!for!!my!!set!!of!!Hutchinson’s!
Piranha…..and!some!bandages!to!stop!the!bleeding.!
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Mmmm…mmmm….mmmaaaaaaaates!Rates……..!
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PERTH!!MOB.!!My!!good!!mates!!Mike!!and!!Sarah!!own!!and!!manage!!Avanti!!Plus!
Cannington,!!the!!greatest!!local!!bike!!shop!!(LBS)!!in!!Perth……Dundee’s!!Broome!
Cycles!got!my!vote!for!the!greatest!local!bike!shop!for!anywhere!outside!The!Big!
Smoke.!
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Mike’s!!come!!up!!with!!a!!corker!!of!!an!!idea;!!The!!Gibb!!Challenge!!Information!
Evening:!Tuesday!the!24th!April,!2012.!It’s!as!much!for!Gibb!Virgins!as!anyone!else!
who!!wants!!to!!swan!!about!!hundreds!!of!!square!!metres!!of!!bicycle!!retail!!heaven,!
listening!!to!!dudes!!gobbing!!off!!about!!some!!incredible!!community!!event!!in!!the!
Kimberley…..and!!then!!crashing!!through!!a!!truckload!!of!!pizzas!!and!!a!!couple!!of!
frothy!ones!to!round!out!the!evening.!Hey,!it’s!a!catered!event!sure!to!pull!the!
crowd,!!so!!make!!sure!!you!!R.S.V.P!!on!!9451!!2222.!!It’d!!be!!a!!shame!!to!!run!!out!!of!
pizzas………or!beers.!
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I’ll!yap!on!a!bit!about!some!the!logistical!hurdles!you’re!probably!coming!to!terms!
with,!Mike’s!taking!the!floor!with!equipment!and!nutrition!and!there!will!be!a!very!
special!!presentation!!from!!Brad!!Marron,!!Ryan’s!!brother.!!There’s!!a!!bucketful!!of!
experience!!on!!the!!floor!!so!!come!!along!!and!!dig!!about!!in!!the!!gooey!!bits!!of!!our!
brains…….seriously,!there’s!some!great!insight!being!offered.!
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Time:!
1845!hours!(6:45pm)!to!2100!hours!(9:00pm)!
Date:!
Tuesday!24th!April,!2012!
Address:!!!!!Avanti!Plus!Cannington,!Albany!Highway,!Cannington.!
Cost:!
$0,!nada,!zilch,!nothing.!
Includes:!!!!Pizza,!light!refreshments,!fellowship!and!stacks!of!retail!bling.!
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Bloody!Heroic!Vollies!
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Volunteer!!!!support!!!!personnel!!!!have!!!!always!!!!been!!!!an!
invaluable!ingredient!in!our!event.!They’ve!kept!our!times,!
provided!!!medical!!!support,!!!ensured!!!our!!!safe!!!passage,!
prepared!gourmet!meals,!super!heated!shower!water,!set!
our!!!!camp!!!!and!!!!even!!!!fixed!!!!our!!!!bikes!!!!through!!!!the!
night……freakin’!!amazing!!effort.!!We’ve!!been!!enormously!
fortunate!to!have!had!some!great!people!join!us!in!the!past!
and!I’m!super!keen!to!secure!their!services!again;!or!maybe!
yours!this!year.!
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If!!you’re!!looking!!for!!a!!life!!defining!!weeklong!!adventure!!in!!the!!extraordinary!
beauty!of!the!Kimberley,!assisting!community!minded!people!in!their!endeavours!
to!raise!money!for!heroic!charities,!The!Gibb!Challenge!wants!YOU!!
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Thank!you!to!those!gracious!souls!who!have!already!put!up!their!hand!to!assist.!
There’s!some!familiar!faces!as!well!as!new.!
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Your!contribution!of!time!and!effort!will!greatly!
assist!!the!!event!!through!!a!!variety!!of!!roles!!that!
include;!!!catering,!!!time!!!keeping,!!!marshalling,!
media!!!!liaison,!!!!promotions,!!!!communications,!
medical!!support,!!mechanical!!repairs,!!transport!
or!!camp!!ground!!management.!!See?!!No!!riding!
required.!
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I’ll!!!even!!!pay!!!for!!!your!!!meals,!!!camping!!!and!
wilderness!park!fees.!I’ll!chuck!in!a!hat!and!a!cap,!
a!!couple!!of!!shirts,!!a!!celebration!!luncheon!!at!
Emma!!!Gorge,!!!my!!!eternal!!!gratification!!!and!!!a!
certificate!!of!!appreciation!!…………………honestly,!
it’s!the!least!I!could!do.!You!guys!rock!!!
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Volunteer!
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http://www.thegibbchallenge.com.au/volunteers.html!!!Click!!!on!!!the!!!link!!!to!!!go!
through!to!Register!Now.!
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The!!response!!has!!been!!utterly!!insane!!–!!volunteer!!assistance!!offered!!from!!New!
South!!!!Wales,!!!!Victoria!!!!and!!!!South!!!!Australia!!!!!Naturally!!!!there’s!!!!plenty!!!!of!
Sandgropers!throwing!their!hands!up!but!I!am!stunned!by!the!level!of!assistance!
being!offered!from!around!Australia…….room!for!maybe!one!or!two!more!Bloody!
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