Veteran’s Newsletter — MAY 2015
Cobram Barooga Golf Club
Volume 1 issue 4
CROWS Stealing Golf Balls
Special points of
interest:
 1st & 2nd
August — Mens
& Ladies Open
 27th October
Veterans Charity
Golf Day
Watch your balls from
here on fellows—
I lost two balls on one
hole a couple of weeks
ago and the thieving
buggers are back again
Don’t turn your back on
the fairway as these
shifty little +*&#@
Will knock them off
Ruling—If you or anyone around, whether in
your group or not sees the theft and your marker agrees—you can drop in the vicinity without penalty
(Watch which tree they go to as some times the ball wont nest in the tree and drops
down)
He left home in the morning and didn’t know whether he was playing golf or having a
flying lesson in his
World War 1 bi-plane with all the appropriate head gear
Sthn Riverina
Veterans G. A.
Upcoming
dates
July 13th
Cobram/Bar
August 10th
Yarrawonga
Sept 14th
Berrigan
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RCGA Changes in Golf Rules in 2015 for Senior
Golfers Aged 60+
Rule 1.a.5 - A ball sliced or hooked into the Rough shall be lifted
and placed on the Fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried
or rolled into the Rough with no penalty. The senior player
should not be penalized for tall grass which ground keepers failed
to mow.
Rule 2.d.6 (B) - A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed NOT to have
hit the tree. This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The senior player must estimate the distance the ball
would have traveled if it had not hit the tree, and play the ball from
there.
Rule 3.B.3(G) - There shall be no such thing as a lost ball.
The missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually
be found and pocketed by someone else, thereby making it a
stolen ball. The senior player is not to compound the felony
by charging
himself with a penalty.
Rule 4.c.7(h) - If a putt passes over a hole without dropping,
it is deemed to have dropped. The Law of Gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf.
Rule 5. - Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they
could be blown in, may be blown in. This does not apply to
balls more than three inches from the Hole. No one wants to
make a mockery of the game.
Rule 6.a.9(k) - There is no penalty for so-called "out of
bounds." If penny-pinching golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The senior player deserves
an apology, not a penalty.
Rule 7.G.15(z) - There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should float. Senior players should not be
penalized for any shortcomings of the manufacturers.
Rule 8.k.9(S) - Advertisements claim that golf scores can be
improved by purchasing new golf equipment. Since this is financially impractical for many senior players, one-half
stroke per hole may be Subtracted for using old equipment.
Golf is a game of integrity.
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Volume 1 issue 4
RESULTS JUNE
2nd June – West Course
BALLS down the line to 28 pts
A grade 1st
Colin RANKIN (12)
35 pts R/U— Dennis STAFF (16)
34 pts
B grade 1st
Mick PEARCE (22)
36 pts R/U— Andy FORSYTH (20)
35 pts
NTP
5th – Vic WILLMOTH 13th – Tiger WOODS (NOBODY)
16th – Colin RANKIN
GOTYA - (4) – Mick PEARCE (3) – Andy FORSYTH
(2) – Colin RANKIN
(1) – Simon KLAVER
9th June – Old Course
BALLS down the line to 30 pts
A grade 1st
Chris FORSTER (13)
37 pts R/U— Arnie MANUEL (9)
35 pts
B grade 1st
Ernie JOYCE (21)
37 pts R/U— Tony WOUTERS (18)
36 pts
NTP
8th –
Geoff HALL
12th – Andy FORSYTH 17th – Brian NOWELL
GOTYA - (4) Arnie MANUEL (3) Tony WOUTERS
(2) Lindsay FENNER
(1) Steve HIND
16th June – West Course
BALLS down the line to 30 pts
A grade 1st
Brian NOWELL (23) c/b 37 pts R/U— Steve HIND (19)
37 pts
B grade 1st
Insufficient Starters
NTP’s 5th – Joe HRDINA
13th – Dave MATTHEWS
16th – NIL
GOTYA - (4) Brian NOWELL (3) Steve HIND
(2) – Arnie MANUEL (1) – David WILSON
23rd June – Old Course
BALLS down the line to 74 nett
A grade 1st
Chris FORSTER (13)
70 nett R/U— Graham KERR (17)
71 nett
B grade 1st
Graham RIVERS (26)
69nett R/U— Lindsay FENNER (29) 70 nett
NTP’s 8th – Ross LACY
12th – Lynton GOODWIN
17th – Terry CLISSOLD
GOTYA - (4) Graham RIVERS (3) Lindsay FENNER
(2) – Chris FORSTER
(1) – Kevin BOURKE
30th June – West Course
BALLS down the line to 30 pts
A grade 1st
Vic WILLMOTH (18) C/B 37 pts R/U— Dennis STAFF (16)
37 pts
B grade 1st
Nev RETALLACK (27) 36 pts R/U— Lindsay FENNER (30) 36 pts
NTP’s 5th – Chris FORSTER
13th – Nev RETALLACK
16th – Vic WILLMOTH
GOTYA - (4) Vic WILLMOTH
(3) Dennis STAFF
(2) – Nev RETALLACK (1) – Lindsay FENNER
Bi Monthly Winner
Congrats to Graham RIVERS
on his superb nett 69, well done.
(Thanks Chris for just being
there)
FOR
SALE
Eric HARDING has a golf cart (Club Car) with NEW batteries and FULLY CURTAINED for sale
Only used twice since the new batteries were installed
Contact Eric on 5872 2752
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After 100 years lying on the seabed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic’s
swimming pool was still full...
SUNDAY BREAKFAST
Breakfast at the Golf Club
The Barton’s & Beards recently
had breakfast which is open
until 10am at the Barooga Golf
Club—Guilianna does a glorious
full on breakfast with all the cereals, toast, eggs, mushies and
more. Breakfast on Sundays is
NOT restricted to house guests—
So think about breakfast on a
Sunday at about 9.30 am, relax
and hit off afterwards
10/10 for Guilianna