Veteran’s Newsletter — MAY 2015 Cobram Barooga Golf Club Volume 1 issue 4 CROWS Stealing Golf Balls Special points of interest: 1st & 2nd August — Mens & Ladies Open 27th October Veterans Charity Golf Day Watch your balls from here on fellows— I lost two balls on one hole a couple of weeks ago and the thieving buggers are back again Don’t turn your back on the fairway as these shifty little +*&#@ Will knock them off Ruling—If you or anyone around, whether in your group or not sees the theft and your marker agrees—you can drop in the vicinity without penalty (Watch which tree they go to as some times the ball wont nest in the tree and drops down) He left home in the morning and didn’t know whether he was playing golf or having a flying lesson in his World War 1 bi-plane with all the appropriate head gear Sthn Riverina Veterans G. A. Upcoming dates July 13th Cobram/Bar August 10th Yarrawonga Sept 14th Berrigan Page 2 RCGA Changes in Golf Rules in 2015 for Senior Golfers Aged 60+ Rule 1.a.5 - A ball sliced or hooked into the Rough shall be lifted and placed on the Fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the Rough with no penalty. The senior player should not be penalized for tall grass which ground keepers failed to mow. Rule 2.d.6 (B) - A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed NOT to have hit the tree. This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The senior player must estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it had not hit the tree, and play the ball from there. Rule 3.B.3(G) - There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else, thereby making it a stolen ball. The senior player is not to compound the felony by charging himself with a penalty. Rule 4.c.7(h) - If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The Law of Gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf. Rule 5. - Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be blown in. This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the Hole. No one wants to make a mockery of the game. Rule 6.a.9(k) - There is no penalty for so-called "out of bounds." If penny-pinching golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The senior player deserves an apology, not a penalty. Rule 7.G.15(z) - There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should float. Senior players should not be penalized for any shortcomings of the manufacturers. Rule 8.k.9(S) - Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by purchasing new golf equipment. Since this is financially impractical for many senior players, one-half stroke per hole may be Subtracted for using old equipment. Golf is a game of integrity. Page 3 Volume 1 issue 4 RESULTS JUNE 2nd June – West Course BALLS down the line to 28 pts A grade 1st Colin RANKIN (12) 35 pts R/U— Dennis STAFF (16) 34 pts B grade 1st Mick PEARCE (22) 36 pts R/U— Andy FORSYTH (20) 35 pts NTP 5th – Vic WILLMOTH 13th – Tiger WOODS (NOBODY) 16th – Colin RANKIN GOTYA - (4) – Mick PEARCE (3) – Andy FORSYTH (2) – Colin RANKIN (1) – Simon KLAVER 9th June – Old Course BALLS down the line to 30 pts A grade 1st Chris FORSTER (13) 37 pts R/U— Arnie MANUEL (9) 35 pts B grade 1st Ernie JOYCE (21) 37 pts R/U— Tony WOUTERS (18) 36 pts NTP 8th – Geoff HALL 12th – Andy FORSYTH 17th – Brian NOWELL GOTYA - (4) Arnie MANUEL (3) Tony WOUTERS (2) Lindsay FENNER (1) Steve HIND 16th June – West Course BALLS down the line to 30 pts A grade 1st Brian NOWELL (23) c/b 37 pts R/U— Steve HIND (19) 37 pts B grade 1st Insufficient Starters NTP’s 5th – Joe HRDINA 13th – Dave MATTHEWS 16th – NIL GOTYA - (4) Brian NOWELL (3) Steve HIND (2) – Arnie MANUEL (1) – David WILSON 23rd June – Old Course BALLS down the line to 74 nett A grade 1st Chris FORSTER (13) 70 nett R/U— Graham KERR (17) 71 nett B grade 1st Graham RIVERS (26) 69nett R/U— Lindsay FENNER (29) 70 nett NTP’s 8th – Ross LACY 12th – Lynton GOODWIN 17th – Terry CLISSOLD GOTYA - (4) Graham RIVERS (3) Lindsay FENNER (2) – Chris FORSTER (1) – Kevin BOURKE 30th June – West Course BALLS down the line to 30 pts A grade 1st Vic WILLMOTH (18) C/B 37 pts R/U— Dennis STAFF (16) 37 pts B grade 1st Nev RETALLACK (27) 36 pts R/U— Lindsay FENNER (30) 36 pts NTP’s 5th – Chris FORSTER 13th – Nev RETALLACK 16th – Vic WILLMOTH GOTYA - (4) Vic WILLMOTH (3) Dennis STAFF (2) – Nev RETALLACK (1) – Lindsay FENNER Bi Monthly Winner Congrats to Graham RIVERS on his superb nett 69, well done. (Thanks Chris for just being there) FOR SALE Eric HARDING has a golf cart (Club Car) with NEW batteries and FULLY CURTAINED for sale Only used twice since the new batteries were installed Contact Eric on 5872 2752 Vets Starter Roster – 2015 7th July 14th July 21st July 28th July 4th August 11th August 18th August 25th August 1st September 8th September 15th September 22nd September 29th September 6th October 13th October 20th October 3rd November 10th November 17th November 24th November 1st December Dave Matthews Karl Bishop Arnie Manuel Laurie Kreutzer Tony Wouters Rod Ferbrache Fred Barton Bill Hoog Maurice Adams Jim Bowyer John Ellis Lindsay Fenner George Hocking John Hodges Simon Klaver Ross Lacey Trevor Sutton Jim Waterworth John Capp Bob Becket Joe Dines After 100 years lying on the seabed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic’s swimming pool was still full... SUNDAY BREAKFAST Breakfast at the Golf Club The Barton’s & Beards recently had breakfast which is open until 10am at the Barooga Golf Club—Guilianna does a glorious full on breakfast with all the cereals, toast, eggs, mushies and more. Breakfast on Sundays is NOT restricted to house guests— So think about breakfast on a Sunday at about 9.30 am, relax and hit off afterwards 10/10 for Guilianna
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