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magisterial scribe."
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AIGMENTED.
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AND
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PRINTER,
BELL
VARI"
TEMPLE
BAR.
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PREFACE
TO
The
THE
which
extraordinary
curiosity
excited from the
which
EDITION.
THIRD
moment
this Work
of its first appearance, and
Second Edition could not
allay,
continuing
stillto he sustained by the piquancy
of the subject
which it treats, and by the peculiarity
of its
on
mode of publication,
a Third Edition has been called
for within a very few weeks of its first venturing
a
"
forth upon
the waters."
addition of
This issue
new
entirely
presentsa
siderable
con-
and
matter,
original
anomalies of existing
the exposure of the
comprising
from page 48 to page 57.
Out of
Englishsociety,
I have omitted
character,
respectfor the judicial
in this edition a coupletaffecting
a
gentleman
who has justbeen raised to the Bench.
In several
reviews of my first edition,the criticshave hastily
in personal
assumed
that the Biliad originated
So far is this from being the fact,
resentment.
that my
strictures on
to
entirely
who
this
specified
to
over
the Afrabilarian
its reviews
me
are
and
over
of the
utter
were
works
fined
con-
of individuals
strangers,and
I
in the Introduction and
868777
PREFACE
U
Illustrative
the
I attack
and
vile and
ahominable
that
the
happy
am
the
book
thousand
than
my
much
for
in
one
satire
thanks
a
the
to
the
sold
was
than
more
that
of
worthy
the
Ciitn
attacked
of
good
are
giving thus
the
most
that
me
friends
my
of
the
"Bilks"
more
invokmtarily to
which
copies of
on
my
last
Monday
book.
journal,which
Bilk,"
"
flunky patrons,
its fashionable
which
The
review
call the
some
semper
pauliim
curras,
et
Posterior
rota
in
axe
Pars.
utensil,
is its nature
as
the
receptacleof slops of
for
the
prove
have
Post
always posteriorin intelligence:
because
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there
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ujion
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authors
new
that
certain
to
proving
and
of illiberal
piquant
have
criticism, and
wider
system
good."
thanks
Press
alone
all
belief
my
literature
in
will do
Weekly
be
that
system
excepted),
successfully,and
men
"
A
add
of
few
will
abuse
to
system
eminent
favoured
(a
works
EDITION.
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groundless depreciation
their
I
THIRD
Remarks.
the
;
THE
TO
Posjj
mc
an
in
and
the
September
ingenious
and
half its
most
last
erit
ultra
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*
secundo.
Sat.
name,
v.
72.
becomes
opposite character,
had
two
columns
to
accomplished poet {vide
of my
Review
has
most
that
columns
other
two
to
in
path"
its
crost
in
July
effusions
of
shape
the
of
"
lU
now
my
prove
disgusting absurdity
ever
and
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Ocean
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EDITION.
THIRD
THE
TO
PREFACE
the
"
poetry,
since
course,
it
last
September.
Iratus
So
"Bilk"
for
the
With
the
it
of
its
of
the
of
My
True
I will
descend
here
not
in its
revels
calomel, and
:
colleague
-hall
of
of
reflex
Fosij, while
the
the
and
Review,
falsehood
to
an
uno.
or
my
tribute
flattering
presents
me
overhauler
smelling of
as
an
makes
of critics.
the
me.'*
its patrons
which
Spain"
the
Edinburgh
upstart wholly
his
known
un-
presumptuous
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scullery,is
vants'
ser-
previous
of my
from
the
"
vrith
title page,
of
i. 6.
Sat.
beneath
two
all mention
Revelations
"
my
Hor.
"
spiritof
copy
literature, who
to
debiltas
a
step
a
truthful
malignity omits
just elicited
sedet
me
is
Posy
it affects
authorship, sinks
has
sickness,
incurable
my
slop-pail.
Collega gradu post
"
not
cares
contradictions.
scandalous
and
colocynth
over
it
annoying,
in
powder-and-plush morality,
mirth
makes
hosti
et
ii. 2.
Ep.
succeed
footmanlike
J*osy
analysis
with
only
exposure
true
gloats
Hor.
pariter !
can
et sibi
lupus,
vebemens
Pout
"
that
gratuitous
"
my
Dirge
PREFACE
IV
of
Repeal"
the
during
been
the
written
Posy
of
consists
THIRD
THE
TO
squibs
last
few
the
during
written
tervals
separate in-
at
Every
years.
last
for the
procures
EDITION.
kitchen
make
to
has
But
as
!
months
two
line
out
lihood
live-
a
"
Tu
"
argento
ponis
omnia
Post
!
"
Hor.
it must
a
"
be
permitted, I
of heartlessness
monopoly
too, of
"
ignorance, as
sphagitomized
the
point
and
"
dolt
the
suppose,
They fought
fabrication."
armis,
quse
advantages
"
my
cleared
The
Ocean
the
a
third
rny
of
a
\st
the
edition
into
ccIat
"
my
are
1846.
of
Posy
of
was
highly
in
sinking
have
censures
Biliad," and
literarylife
Hibernian
Posy
savour
near
"
my
so
and
smack
;
while,
as
assurance," my
categorizedwith
Swift, Sheridan, and
August,
i. 3.
weapons
its bi-columnar
"
second
with
Sat.
appreciated
scurril
true
satirist
a
countrymen.
London,
before
praise of
Posy enlarges on
qualitiesas
of
fabricaverat.
Post
accustomed
never
Flower"
off the
ushered
^^^th the
I
criticism.
mistake
its utter
Hor.
the
poly,
mono-
meaning.
Pugnabant
"
a
"
misquotation,
its
witness
showing
"
of its patrons
tone
falsehood
and
i. 1.
Sat.
Gilford.
those
of
INTRODUCTION.
Mankind
is
without
the
without
pages,
for
I
a
took
past
editor
month,
single
in
winter
of
a
languages,
of
out
to
the
I
literary
of
the
as
well
the
journal
as
four
of
Spanish,
of
numbers
which
manners,
alone
during
detected
the
the
following
blunders
have
Italian,
under
the
1845,
note
Portugal,
London
ignorance
In
October,
trouble
the
themselves
labouring
ignorance.
travelling
jackpuddings
setting
while
Ephori,
rudimental
grossest
of
and
enough,
race
ridicule
Censorship,
flogging
as
ridiculous
a
superadded
the
assuming
up
certainly
in
most
and
the
the
lous
scanda-
guese
Portu-
statistics,
4
INTRODUCTION.
and
customs,
the
literature.
larger question
generally,and
which
poems
of the
the
follow
keenly
the
Repeal
When
and
a
gives
inquire by
he
alive to
character
I have
of
opened
criticism
our
In
from
his
the
which
smaller
impartially recorded
the
on
abroad, removed
but
likewise
requires.
impressions produced
resident
have
descriptionof censorship
literature
present
our
of
I
mind
of
the
sphere
Irishman
an
country's honour,
the
of
faction,
concerning
movement.
man
himself
dogmatism.
acroamatic
and
oftener
But
when
in chair
airs,
has
he
right
what
assumes,
himself
ensconces
lazily
he
sometimes
we
taken
pulpit,
or
the
position
submit
becomes
his
to
disgustingly
dictatorial,habitually ferocious, intolerablydespotic
and
slaughtering
for
immediately apply
The
answer
here
together types
for
set
only
other
title that
and
printing-press is
writ
a
is that
and
love
mere
a
up
can
the
of
of
certain
a
be
slaughter,
hath
scraped
printing-press,and
set
naked
up
one
?
warranto
quo
unit
we
with
of
his
the
types
sufferance.
INTRODUCTION.
"When
and
"
of
jay
to
forked
fools
The
are
never
praise with
written
are
the
the
whom
"
Atrabilarian
depreciation,where
character,
is to
and,
When
own.
the
slight veil
all
the
ideas)
This
to
the
some
is not
author's
such
out
work
of
too
a
pages
throwing
of
style
great,
dozen
the
it forth
four
or
change
a
becomes
snip
the
give
trouble
of
slight
very
appropriating
three
the
theft
mix
it and
re-write
to
world
the
(for assumption
great
append
to
these
very
from
come
as
Oracle
Sir
like)
condescends
reviewer
care
which
appropriated, and
(retaining
they
shivering straw-
and
their
reviewer's
thus
over
Swift's
pattern of
seen
valuable
a
pluck
to
tail is bestuck,
his
a
naked
a
in
information, proceed
as
what
mode
common
of
which
wires, is the
upon
duty
comes
it be-
worshipped.
critiques
is
ignorance,
paramount
world
radish," what
have
has
and
task
the
moimted
head
convicted
quillswith
the
show
added
is
needful
a
the
this
to
O
lines
the
as
brain, always taking
disparaging
strictlytrue,"
"
The
tion
observa-
proposi-
6
INTRODUCTION.
stated
thus
tion
of
pinch
other
is
three
with
the
force
the
to
he
snip
of
of
mentis,^^
aim
at
usual
the
snub,
not
Grub-Street
massacring
literary life
"
occidens)
"
but
except
of
Non
all the
text, to which
specifying
valet
his
Herod
cronies'
the
and
his
by
which
rogue
has
cunning
to
the
severe,
conclusion
he
must
that, because
be
a
Herod's,
issue
into
(liberos proprios
deceived
rusli
mo-
edicts
The
that
world,
the
the
Seraphic
like
gobemouche
the
sine
opinio
but
innocents
ing
disguis-
obliging enough
slaughterhouse,
unlike
of
dogmatical.
so
with
compelled by
your
;
his
robbery,
task
without
schoolmen
was
is
teric
exo-
thus
wholesale
again
lines
reason.
say
this
dozen
the
proceeds
bantling, or
he
"
a
himself
Doctor
of
the
appends
shadow
a
he
some
or
vindicated
Gipsy-like
the
shame,
half
out
his
of
features
of
more
of
eyes
capacity,
pages
until, wearied
the
having
Then,
critical
to
four
or
for
dust
community.
pretensions
quite correct,"
not
the
he
monstrous
The
own.
lofty
to
is
tone
assume,
so
lessly
ruth-
wiseacre.
7
INTRODUCTION.
A
lofty tone,
which
I
belhcose
le
hdton
ton
;
is
time,
criticism
and
in
of
eh
(has ton)
It
of
heard
ferment
haut
!
quotha
I
Parisian
a
c'est
that
indeed,
be
duties
paramount
the
introduced, and
of
German,
but
Fichte,
there
though
noble
put
were
others
with
growing
is
burthen
is
the
England,
some
and
yet they have
as
should
much
of their
how
which
should
inflicted
an
le
and
odious
the
been
in
style
the
but
the
little
subject ;
effect,and
noticing,with
becoming
ized
human-
its progress,
despotism
paper-capt
in
just criticism
with
so
derstood
un-
illustrious
outrage daily. The
borne
dained
or-
elapsed
this
am
of
high
better
have
an
upon
now
moralized
have
by
I
class, instead
assumption
such
forth
be
of
splendid and
reviews
that
years
views
produced
the age, and
in
prit
prendre
public writer,
the
practised. Forty
just
the
ont
wholesome
more
a
priest of Civilization,
since
de
nous
ing
sav-
during
Anglois
a
a
!"
should
and
of
salon
"Les
1840:
bien,
reminded
am
and
der
won-
intolerable
long, how
Phalaris
are
the
should
tures
tor-
not
0
INTRODUCTION.
have
made
him
Agrigentiiic clamour.
of
his
To
cleanness
by
condemned
might
be
dripping
of
ing shoeblack,
the
Death
"
his
and
to
I
am
has
work)
to
humbug.
fellow
I
And
the
un-
unshin-
an
an
upon
of
the
an
ture
exquisite tor-
"
print.
to
mean
It is
shaven
un-
that
terrible
there
is but
Midas
ground
:
the
give
severity of
fided
con-
Pan
by
wrongs
the
a
production
delight in
very
forward
criticism
part of my
a
keenest
when
puts himself
for
Asylum
in
with
ignorance by
horns
into
of
compelled
take
few
a
world.
occasions.
(which
in
flattering tft
very
icy spigot
an
hole
opponent
no
needfid
the
to
taxed
vulgar by
the
a
Apollo's leave,
of authors
and
compared
rushing
distress
here
with
Hanwell
or
alternative,
one
than
worse
a
him
not
as
Between
crown.
dilemma
is
twitted
be
to
and
ignoramus,
to
shoeblack,
but
;
roast
by Medusa,
a
of
victim
bulls.
mocked
be
self-love
I
brazen
own
the
this
ere
as
a
temperament
of
the
ignorant
upon
or
tlie present
of
exposure
a
genius,
very
I
dull
feel
as
INTRODUCTION.
much
satisfaction
plucking
in
sham
a
patriot.
of criticism, with
the
reproach
and
the
itself
itself
up
proof
abuse
an
in the
so
reputation by
conceded,
nod
of
or
(the customary
specificexamples.
I have
an
;
to
;
the
racter
chaout
with-
privilege
of
disposing
should
dixit
the
received
that
as
permitted
to
as
be
power
ipse
allowed
be
and
that
no
cant
be
of
dishonest
tolerated
This
rule
always observed,
unless
of
ral
gene-
in
the
incapable
or
supported by
right, in
and
a
be
never
stupidity,ignorance, puerility,or
criticism), should
wav,
letters
a
or
sanctioned,
assertion
hke
tremendous
a
should
republic of
and
character
of
assertion
work
justify
principle of equity,
clear
damnatory
that
always
called, should
this
unknown
assured
feel
I
pretension
it is
is
foreigners,
of
amazement
in
school
insulting abuse,
should
no
against
man's
no
and
censure
that
as
the
myself
as
Tomahawk
the
civilization.
of
;
tone,"
of
to
of
detail
in
"high
that
shame
But
sweeping
England,
severity
great
set
of
its
plucked,
him
seeing
my
truth
humble
it is the
10
INTRODUCTION.
ouly safeguard
of
I
shall
silent
whom
told
be
your
of
judge
shall
the
both
offices) order
stated
is
critic
a
word
but
in
property
what
exemption
regard
indeed
rob
me
!
The
as
had
to
to
a
;
and
highwayman's
of
reputation.
"
his
The
name
decision
here, where
minds
Chief
is dearer
and
Limited
argument
is
assassin's
for
cases
are
there
than
currency,
Justice
purse
and
fourpenny
some
duty?
malities.
for-
without
rope
the
obtained
sacred
analogous
charge,
critic, whose
the
what
is
legal
criminal
in
of
generous
from
the
the
to
or
authors,
common
a
reasons
have
of
his
Not
bench
life, shall
or
journal happens
claim
the
answer
merits
omit
reason?
of
ci\"il, the
of
dimensions,
necks
our
clearly from
question
needful
cannot
Greeks
(the
My
without
execute
is,
space.
the
to
as
to
mean
the
to
tion
descrip-
every
enormity.
limited
space
The
stating
and
altogether
you
only,
public against
spiteful malice
"Enlarge
be
the
to
space,
for
limited.
plea
cellor
Chan-
for
dering
plunYou
niur-
11
INTRODUCTION.
tier is not
a
passage
narrow
with
In
different.
very
Ufe.
You
the
abundant
obtained,
massacre
lariarCs
modus
text
re-wTitten
the
are
being
and
nobleman's
with
choice
made
his
which
I find
hke
enough
have
of
to
of
and
more
which
world
knowledge
deceased
the
Atrabila-
air, tricked
out
which
has
he
scruple
or
With
Roderick
in the
learned
ceremony
master
claim
crimson,
heard
the
Authors,
Straps
and
neck
"
trick
a
nearly universally characteristic
be
to
with
very
of
without
own
left
a
scraps
management.
dead,
one
with
forth
seized
(apparent) text.
own
to
Atrabi-
language,
own
supphed by Strap,
clothes
walks
rian
himself
shewed
Random
his
coolness
imperturbable
the
his
into
thrust
the
of the author's
pages
instances
in many
pass
life, I first
of
renewer's
the
into
to
;
their
"
however,
but
have
six
pair of
another
than
one
of
in
honour.
invalid
glimpse
a
victim
him
and
an
WTiole
operandi.
sentences
heels
back,
time
some
fame
of
leisure
suffer
to
my
his
meets
limited
too
"
He
always
sometimes
cloth
black
of this
not
are
of
hfe
breeches,
velvet."
irritable
I
class.
12
INTRODUCTION.
who
not
were
their
with
off
walk
is
laughter, and
school
Macaire
is
(piam-ne
reponam?'''
so
intolerable
This
than
one
tumbled.
parts of the
continent
with
most
of its
detected
self-imposedcensor,
no
interest
whatever
long
is
not
of
times
some-
its traps, and
residence
and
outrageous
I
an
into
luckilyfor
in several
necessarilymade
languages,
such
is
medicine
the Jtrabilarianhas,
has
mm-
appropriating
and
without
My
"
spirits.
re-writing
of these
its exj)0sure,
which
recommends,
not
the
from
the
but
contemptuous
sensitive
ideas, is also
author's
more
the
to
;
temptation
a
Cervantes
of
system
is
and
(lesprecio,which
due
richly their
which
Jerrold's
England,
in
genus
Robert
the
Douglas
of
and
France,
ducking
always resisted,
indignation
appropriators of
Whitefeather
Barabljos
about
amusing impudence
an
saves
in
gold, point
with
frequently converts
which
daring robbery
should
charlatan
this
laced
hat,
"
There
d'Espayney
into
willingthat
all
at
liar
fami-
me
have
thus
ignorance
in
evitably
inthis
that, although personally having
in
making
these
disclosures.
14
INTRODUCTION.
landlords
tween
would
they
The
charlatan
of
of
the
oddly enough
Greek
and
from
letter
a
better
thing
Justin
speaks
inculti
solvatur,
precisely the
it is
beneficial
to
introduce
of
right
long
as
of
my
a
the
latter
when
"
:
Est
and
for
locationis,
lege
ea
of
tenant-right
be
in
the
so
which
will
The
far
from
In
and
desirable
agricultural
enlargement
so
in
praestitutamerces
country.
is
and
ager,"
alicui
it would
paid)
received."
was
revertantur."
species
without
"making
genus
colono
dominum
remedy
is
it
quamdiu
unhappy
occupancy
metaphorically
Ireland,
into
foimd
be
which
which
interest
Spanish
efifvTevcnc,
agri
ad
nimquam
the
Greek,
it thus
ut
his
once
change
emphyteuticus
"
deserti
ac
for
at
scarcely the
was
an
locantur,
perpetuum
fact
of
defines
Thomasius
quo
it
than
betrayed
with
and
signifies"grafting,"
hoped
!
Spanish,
the
and
Spain,
enfitensis!
enfiteusis," is taken
"
a
in
tenants
improve
ignorance
word
and
bably
protresses
dis-
unshaken
of
rent
being
(so
the
15
INTRODUCTION.
introduction
of
which
tenure,
Roman
into
kingdoms
witness
;
in Ireland
is for
I
derive
might
larian
month
and
in the
the
reviews
views
upon
why
I
see
of
of
false
of
success
sure
which
island
of
be
than
reason
of
assertion,
the
in the
do
the
a
from
But
career.
I
as
I have
spared
sonally
perblished
esta-
there
Atrabi-
imputation, assumption,
partialityand
be
can
not
illustrations
no
of
bias
and
Madeira
one
prefer
the
lecting
se-
poem
from
works
of
acquaintance whatever,
my
freedom
which
I
temptation
recent
I
in prose,
of
and
any
following
observations
single month
make
may
the
a
I
insular
Pen-
corn-law.
the
copious
whom
with
of
better
with
both
in
as
should
it
no
accompanying
shall thus
great
and
instances,
my
I
moment,
its auctoricidal
of
writers
this
recklessness
shameless
that
of
system
It
the
to
together
exists
Spain.
at
continuance
a
introduced
and
law,
customs
known
preciselythis, was
was
civil
Roman
emphyteutical
the
novelty, that
any
of
I
condemn.
recording
poeticalwork
has
those
from
achieved
of
the
mine
amongst
16
INTRODUCTION,
the
inhabitants
of
Chamber
of
address
of
local
whose
to
in
I
journal
of
in
whether
ears,
my
their
in
Scribble-street, Strand,
proprietor of
miraculous
Plato
in the
elicits
elegance
lore
:
doubt
not
I
of
of
pression
im-
poets
ceased
yet
judges
correct
described
faithfully
of
weight
When
of
eyes
that
which
his
the
those
that
he
same
realized
astonishes
so
and
Republic,
"
characteristic
type
and
which
manly
gentle-
"
iyw,
Eicoy
KUi
the
so
whole
not
as
an
Island
London.
appearance,
remark
is
reached
first book
this
the
have
me
them,
one
pounds
some
sparkling testimonies
the
book,
cipal
Muni-
terms
transcribe
region
the
types,
in
probably
are
beautiful
of
absence,
strains
as
proprietor
voted
devoted
the
The
which
not
which
complimentary
sound
my
shall
notices
to
lovely region.
Funchal,
thanks
flatteringthat
leading
that
Trporepor
ce
oinrb),
Gpairujua^oj'
epvOpiwvra.
"
And
then
Thrasymachus
I
saw
first what
blushing!"
I
never
saw
before
"
17
INTRODUCTION.
unwonted
This
its
proved
forced
do, the
to
wretched
oppression and
of
the sprat, is the
Talking
discussed
Galicia
here
by
of
and
scorn
With
in the
sabre-slashes
to
wrongs
were
such
be
section
other
"
tan
the
ridiculed
they
cowards
fresh
what
insane
and
ment
governand
para
to
the
from
late
acting
It
was
of
and
men
B
and
the
air and
who
declare
than
those
their
of
any
the Spaniards,
yet,'said
charlar
prate and
ful
success-
blisteringmockery
in
sulphur-fizzings
water
of mankind,
as
the
on
humiliating subject
immeasurably greater
cohardes
intolerance
party of Spanish emigrants from
a
Portuguese
insurrection.
own
despised.
be
this
heard
I
yesterday that
but
of late been
Kraken,
to
been
have
beneficent
a
of
which
resistance
the
warrant
surest
I have
menaces
against
other.
the
on
armed
cowardly
Ireland
in
mouthing
their
frequent
the
and
hand
one
Portuguese
between
as
cently
re-
faces
comparisons
contemptuous
form
to
the
on
they witnessed,
Spaniards and
accustomed
"
even
practicability
Repealers,had
Irish
have
operationof blushing must
y
do
no
hacer
nothing
nada"
!"
"
Alas, I
18
INTRODUCTION.
have
often
too
country, and
of
the
Repealers were
equally the
I
have
veith
cat
a
for my
blush
to
about
Hating
cause.
and
(empty praters) of politics
charlatans
criticism,
occasion
had
late
a
tail for each
lowing
fol-
in the
pages.
If
a
leg
of
of volition,
power
for the
it
were
and
its
pare
tumble
would
be
presents
three
some
specimens,
with
a
a
lines
transparent absurdity of this insult
to
brick
reminds
in his
me
of
pocket,
the
and
Greek
showed
Sophist, who
it
as
in
such
a
each
about
of
sense
would
philosopher
or
circle
his
paces,
Atrabilarian
the
four
few
Ireland,
flourish
contemptuous
injudiciousnessof extending
The
of
still be
forgotten
dissevered
extracts
sign
de-
of muscle,
soon
lie
or
criticisingpoet
in
a
but
corns,
sillyis
As
Repeal absurdity.
on
the
a
would
torso
shattered,
and
Such
practice, which
and
nails
own
helpless
contempt.
is
The
with
execute
empire
noble, the leg might hobble
and
grand
of that
dismemberment
truly foolish leg.
a
and
conceive
to
were
endued
Hercules,
Famese
the
as
the
readers.
common
carried
specimen
of
19
INTRODUCTION.
a
he
house
wished
Atrabilarian
from
of
the
often
the
work
his
to
of
since
of
or
of
stand
the
a
bulk
question,
of
the
life.
None,
hence
the
the
tracting
ex-
mation
infor-
million, taking
of
marrow
I
in
this
the
who
conductors
ostracism
therefore, like
in
to
lengthened impunity
little imder-
of the
which
affront.
an
so
bell
pleasure
dis-
powerfully
of
their
the
possessed
acquired, operates
men
a
expression ;
organ,
result
mented
com-
able
notice-
incurring
critical
rated.
tole-
with
more
in actual
The
evil
London,
was
of
function
longer
no
heard
which
affront, to
be
critical
be
can
dread
minds.
dignity as
would
of
all the
the
than
established
conceived
true
of
have
of feature
character, however
upon
for the
which
disgust,
undoubtedly
an
line
every
by literarymen
play
of
of
malignity by
will find
abuse
over
intense
in the
they
the
and
upon
depth
reviewed
height
a
Over
his
editor
fourpenny journal !
that
It is clear
risen
that
The
evinces
practicalcharacter
a
in
book
has
too
intimate
to
care
sell.
to
journal in
columns
the
cat
feline
for
;
and
malice
20
INTRODUCTION.
enjoyed. Now,
has
of
little
a
feeling
am
of
a
indifferent
by
and
not
am
"
your
hands
of
which
in
the
the
that
they
that
the
should
chalice
which
Indeed,
nature,
of
the
the
to
effects
nothingness
enable
of
regard,
dis-
to
me
be
long
cannot
subjected.
affrighted, therefore,
which
about
in
as
by
should
this
is the
We
us,
to
in
have
have
time
been
suffer
in
be
it is
their
at
of
the
which
is
more
or
pleased to
turn,
quaff
to
our
less
see
to
writhings
it.
common
support of the Tomahawk
all have
right
commended
forced
weakness
very
enlightened
abuse,
laughed
is in the
case,
and
intellectual
made
who
such
every
If educated
an
be
others
it is
criticism.
malice
I
public.
lips of those,
with
people
chamber
least
patronize
will
of
to
organic disease,
fervida dicta, ferox !"
men
the
sick
a
remed}^ here,
The
views
I
perhaps because,
of
most
either
because
perhaps,
;
nature,
than
which
vengeance,
bell the cat
to
inroads
progressive
life enforced
I
Repeal
or
foolhardy by
the
more
afraid
not
am
humbug-Criticism
am
I
I
school
of
lurking
authors
and
INTRODUCTION.
ter
and
;
fair and
every
his
judgment
own
of any
pocket
The
honest
practicalremedy
of
ing
prefer form-
his
head
would
every
adding
in
case
every
aiming
and
which
naked
by
much
criticism
exposition
public
By
eye.
will
Atrabilarian
an
opinion, which
regarded
dogs
means.
his
as
an
as
to
the
of
his
up
let him
be
excused
in
an
age
authors
be
helped
and
with
less
need-
to
the
few
over
fall.
or
a
demerits
portions to
The
pronouncing
this
readers
ment.
judg-
or
from
ol)trusion, where
tracts,
ex-
own
devoted
stand
like
press,
declamation,
merits
reasonable
these
the
editorial
writer's
in
work
require to
Both
and
contents
tion,
representa-
taken
now
the
of
advantageously
more
subjecting
is
deal
of
form
to
blishment
esta-
amount
fairness
reader
which
the
will
from
reasonable
a
the
space
generalized
be
issues
variety and
at
leaving
The
may
which
work
new
the
be
to
seem
impartial justice,by briefly describing
of
in
world.
literary journal,
a
will
putting
to
in the
proxy
man
well
may
such
are
a
lame
styleby
would
be
be
this
better
23
INTRODUCTION.
satisfied
the
means
it will
I
not
judging
be
long
publisher
the
I
that
the
advice
parting
thenaic
:
vindictive
this
from
made
any
pubhsher
it
it upon
work
the
any
put
man
his
name
to
Tovto
of
tice
injus-
exists."
Isocrates'
kuI
My
Paua-
TTKTToripovQ."
and
worthy."
trust-
more
indicates
that
the
partieschieflyassailed
utterlyincompatible
to
effect
it
competent
more
propensitiesof
have
press
be
will
Republic, /xlo-og
is the
wherever
shall
of
imprint
world
the
his
Kpirag iKavoripovs Troielade
critics
Choose
The
then
in
"This
beget hatred,
to
"
Plato
fJjj.
av
convinced
of critical ministration.
says
Efiiroieh'oirov
when
myself,
impossible
it
thoroughly
arrive
soon
idea
the
renders
but
"
it,
upon
enterprising
some
in
world
conclusion.
correct
a
for
out
it
sort
aoiKiaQ,
tpyov
"
will
other
no
to
health
my
execute
time
tolerate
of
state
could
that
coming
all interested
at
depend
for itself,and
suggestion
not
"
in
the
Give
arrangement.
an
of
this
throw
since
such
by
to
bring
with
it.
down
prudence
I
could
upon
for
not
every
24
INTRODUCTION.
future
pkicked
Homer,
Lisbon,
publication
of
Editor.
my
own
18
May,
A
I
his
have
the
maUgnant
therefore
PubUsher.
1846,
SLASHING
CONTRIBUTOR.
spite
become,
of
hke
a
BILIAD,
THE
HOW
OR
In
Summertide
And
birds
when
nibbling
slily
Now
chirping
strains
To
scheming
send
Even
It
dines
and
Now
bang
Now
ransack
For
spouts
coats
that
in
their
the
ear.
to
sunlit
the
glad
set
the
tattered
of
wind
;
intrigue.
League.
Law
Corn
ready
snare.
air.
through
wardrobe
Anne
;
mind
the
unconscious
the
rei2:n
year
down
the
fright
corn,
agrarian
huge
desperate
clappers
all
bursting
vagrants
farmers
with
adorn,
the
and
dark
fuming
Now
to
groans
with
as,
the
twittering
the
beaks
their
at
ripening
the
waves
feloniously
Now
With
CRITICIZE.
TO
were
new.
26
For
Rag-fair trimmings
With
And
with
while
And
their
short
Cuts
And
gives
Buys
off
his
farthing
straight sets
And
As
fitlyis
IJoth
chos'n
neither
For
with
farmers
the
scribe
as
in
a
a
a
printer'sink,
Godlike
their
"
both
and
all its end
of
name,
of
Editor
an
fops
to
!
crops,
;
aiFrightdesigned.
mind
;
tall.
to
fame.
gasping creditor,
a
sport of
the
!
ripe.
protect their
Guy
truculent
wig
a
type,
Scarecrow
bugbears
terroretn,
of
many
requisitea spark
dire exterior
Hung
rag
from
up
is
by murdering
songs
Bilk
some
with
horrid
with
rig,
nibbling poets sink,
fright poor
daubs
sheet
broad
in loads
;
broomstick
a
literarygrain
speculator lays
Some
So
when
thus
'Tis
next
rats,
hats
roofless
Scarecrow
horrid
the
crown
of
score
a
and
rickety
waistcoats
A
fed
have
that
trousers
And
A
BILIAD.
THE
appal.
If bards
The
of
French
A
liningof geography,
science,
a
Add
airs of
monstrous
of
load
Then
take
That
essence
Give
Bile
And
cram
Let
impudence,
of
the
enough
with
tiger rage
The
each
away
to
Thersites, Zoilus
Just
half
a
seek
a
skirt,
;
of
vestige of
's
a
heart.
part
Flecknoe's
self to gorge.
meet.
venom
complete
now
days
of
typifiedthe typographic
;
Royal George,
float the
serpent
gumption ;"
"
nobler
Critic's
in
ye
art,
rag
grain
a
literaryScarecrow
would
arrogant assumption,
spite Mac
and
of the Quorum.
tag
a
history,of philosophy
Of
'em,
Greek,
of
lappel of
sleeve
before
wardrobe
German
A
A
of
this
shred
a
stick.
in presence
dance
and
of
lump
a
sing with
remnant,
a
find
Scarecrow's
Latin
'tis thick,
straw
you
can
might
lettered
scrap
Of
birds
or
thieves
Why,
A
heart"
for the
Search
with
head"
the
Investigate
2/
BILIAD.
THE
yore
bore.
!
?
28
BILIAD.
THE
fields
Grecian
In
grinning
a
Terriculum
Rome
In
Our
ancestors
modern
In
Each
To
peck
No,
not
But
strip his
a
we'll
rag
loud
Sirvents
And
scoff
the
And
's
no
others
'Tis
The
The
d, cheer
and
avenging
who
hath
monopoly
of
type
can
"hoisted
ply
to
by
the
every
the
his
own
seek
of
limbs
a
him
straw.
so
la\wer
roasted, and
the
long.
talk.
fowler
!
snared.
petard,"
he
would
pluck'd.
The
"
wrong.
scoff' d
or
beak
maw,
tomahawk
see
outplay'd by
"leg"
whet
many
scoffer
too
Bilk.
monster
;
Bugge."
silk
as
Winter's
to
head
glorious sport
miner
up
"
let 's undaunted
leave
wooden
Sing
There
call the
we
Scarecrow
this
"
mug
smooth
where
smiles,
abash'
ngly
"
jet ;
as
homely christened
Babylon,
bards
Ye
the
;
more
traitor
black
frowning
called Phobetron"
Was
set
scarecrow
bailiff duck'd.
have
;
30
BILIAD.
THE
is needed
element
One
ouly
One
sole
Tlie
judge self-squattedon
Needs
accomplishment
with
not
bulky
His
firm
decisions
Are
sure
to
No
A
for him
need
And
literaryeggs
production
Each
week's
And
authors
The
critic aims
stumbled
to
Thus
Mai
Thus
Swift
Well, be it
Or
have
so
perish by
;
a
babes
let 's be
courtly damask
lint
;
print !
Leipsic fair.
check'
up
hammer.
steam,
where.
down
number
the
have
served
but
a
by
;
esteem.
blasting their
and
would
thus
like
to
is in
against every
keep
By cutting throats
d
grammar
scull with
most
hatch'
are
or
heads
your
writers
railway paces
flung
sense,
Sure, the jack-pudding's sentence
Since
;
falteringtongue.
authors'
patch
intrench
seat
each
awe
poor
appeal, but
not
his
knowledge,
of
Thor
ponderous
Dare
with
legalbench
this
dicebox
a
;
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"
tomes
from
strike
types
"
renown.
d the
population.
for
collation.
a
bullet-bored,
sword.
foully slaughter'd
Not
By hangman's
A
Turk
A
sweep
all
But
what
disgustinglyinapposite.
these
are
tactics, who
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e'en
in
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ne'er
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Showing
not
from
he
Than
e'en
Yet
ignorant how
to
prose
at
the
end.
of
"
vanish.
Spanish,
the
in
"
blood
write
all
this
Portuguese,
"
of
Cervantes'
Don
revolting
stallion,
veriest
knowledge
grammar
proofs
man"
"
removed
more
mobs,
to
can
and
"
Hobbes
succumb
ne'er
School,"
q's andj^'s.
write
cold
detailed
of Sandhurst
of Greek
alike
scalping in
For
heard
that
word,
a
And
*
dilatingcool
and
Lusitanian
cannot
Bilk
sceptical,sagacious
"
ignorance
Who
to
in broomsticks
Believe
His
polish'd wit,
enlarging upon
Are
On
lineage of O'Connor,
the
upon
of honour,
laws
the
knife.
brutal
butcher's
flunky lecturingon
A
strife
ignoble
in
or
rope
31
BILIAD.
THE
Italian,
"
fame.
Quixote's
ignorance,
I*
name
see
the
tive
illustra-
32
BILIAD.
THE
tomahawk
See Bilk tremendous
send him
And
his hand
feather'd from
his features off he
In six short hnes
In six
bard,
a
The
"
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to
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pointof
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"
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was
man
the
pours
And
murders
Oh
Oh
justpermitted
apprentice-poet
"
with
!
! word
a
can
be endured
of many
a
Even
swears
when
Proclaims
he 's
;
matured,
!
"
his milk,
Keats
sniggering
simper Bilk.
too
oft invoked
too
name
oft
profanedby
by
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spitehe
the soundness
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f^r
"-...i.
;
roasts
o'er,
boiling
of his bosom's
:
boasts,
his victim
's
knaves
slaves
Bilk, bv the gods ! ev'n Bilk his conscience
And
it.
chargethe youth with downrighttheft
Conscience
Freedom
only hit
progress, could he
i' the breast
Thus
;
great by imitation.
ever
if aught he pens
see
"
of elevation
lack
desperate
shows
:
"
rhyme
:
poUshes,
demolishes
his fame
lines
insulting
tarr'd
and
core.
;
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fumes
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from
the
And
dubs
himself
Satan
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upon
a
poem
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*'
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Pen
From
"
wilk
the
The
Sultan
"
!
can
take
the
hope
rank
had
better
as
Bilk
a
no
had
work
Locke,
poet any
on
or
been
writer
where
none
son
:
"
ere
;
if those
cause,
given
;
in
prose
!
"
philosophic theme,
Newton
treatment
assumption
his
sentence
dearest
Muses'
it served
lucubrations
such
it cope
higher
disciplinerequires this
Bacon,
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assassinates
swore,
Bilk
straightto
prototype, suppose
From
"
it
"
more.
no
"
!
Shakspeare, Milton, Spenser, Dryden, Pope,
With
"
conscience
my
send
"
pin
Cockney
critic."
phlebotomy
's,mere
Produce
His
conscientious
a
"
once
murder
And
prejudice mephitic,
of
"
33
BILIAD.
of this
hope
tract
c
might
but
is
esteem.
mere
abusing
quite amusing
:
;
"
34
leading theory
"
The
"
"We
were
"
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do
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For
that,
"
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We
The
A
the
author
had
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As
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"
And
"
At
"
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Bilk
law
put
his
"
reach'd
condemn
!
and
with
shakes
first
we
"
gown.
or
so
our
some
rascal 's
and
chopp'd
hack'd
graduate
a
hundredth
rate
:
"
"
"
twaddling trash,
much
's cooked
of the
us
rage
thought
find the
churchly
volume
bids
nonsense
them
renown.
believed
to
in this wretched
slow."
somewhat
ne'er
tenth
name
blame.
fame-alluring tract,
have
Doctor
"
meaning, though
medical
some
could
or
Coidd
to
find it ruthless
ye '11
scarce
"
intellect's
a
reptilesto
of the
to
'Tis thus
M.A.
aim
had
light divme
wearers
We
"
aspirants to
send
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being
it,
see
fit for
Young
"
our
not
of
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"
of it.
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ray
admit
can't
we
previouslyaware
not
Young
"
BILIAD.
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age
to
hash.
despair,
editorial chair.
quack
his
hand
duly qualified."
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tried,
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And
is not
to
genius,
by Bilk,
seized
And
mumbles
given
And
Confoimds
Of
ten
on
long
if
sale
he
over
maestro's
Tragedy
years,
how
the
counted
scale
drays
the
of
o'er
and
hear
to
;
derides
;
tone,
with
midnight
Bilk
;
score,
crotchets
the
toes
ear
an
but
else
;
nose.
amongst
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aught
cat-like
the
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as
nuts
the
half
snout
air discourses
paper's
roving
of
cuts.
canvass
mumble
monkeys
maims
Bilk
to
straight the
who
porcine
learned
if his
as
hashes,
music
With
As
with
roots
Had
it
marble
livmg
The
by all.
owned
beauty
live.
to
"
'Tis
Or
give
foredooms
Fate
cactus.
felicitous, majestical,
Sublime,
The
and
power,
prickly
a
musician
which
man
practice.
a
print's
kick'd, since
work
Some
Of
to
you
painter, sculptor, or
Let
35
BILIAD.
THE
his
own
oil
your
toil !
!
36
dissertation"
Declamaton'
"
Your
preface,
Five
"
A
"
acts,
At
"
called
so
attempt
no
unity
"
next
or
"
the
so
author
dramatic
of
or
means
"
could
we
spy
"
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"
Our
notion
all,
rambling patchwork
"
whole
the
through
when
was,
we
run,
All
'
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leaf
say,
for
And
Let
Their
In
when
a
a
yearning
subject and
vnthmd
eyes
in
Justice
circle
volume
modest
five leaves
cried
where
domestic
some
forth
Bilk
is Trial
farce
done
already better
act, and
every
Fame
Put
been
Criticism
Since
"
this has
is to
That
;
!
scenes
that
none
burst
opening
your
continuity.
or
Heterogeneous,
"
first
bombast"
"
congeries
mere
With
"
BILIAD.
THE
perchance
manner
Hut,
"
:
"
"
cut,
tut
!"
Jury,
is
for its
writ
hath
;'
Fury.
a
curse
in verse,
this
obsolete
line
!"
will meet,
had
38
cholic
If
"
This
his
if the
gall be
the
wind,
caught
we
fix'd,"
purpose
some
free from
thought
we
o'ermix'd,
not
had
humour
hypochondre's
mind
of
gUmpse
a
!"
wouldst
But,
quotationscram."
absurd
work
chyle
times
At
diaphragm,
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well the
'Twere
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"
trouble
clever
with
If
"
BILIAD.
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the
know
thou
Bilk
that
Power
adores?
of
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fishfaghuge,
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throne
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brow
And
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To
breath
a
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is
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as
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reckless
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codfish
a
thunder
be when
yap,"
for
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Epictetus
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says,
"
Which
makes
Gastrolatry thus
And
Profoundly
From
skill'd he
that's
Re-writing all
Yet, oh
ye
Venture
Blazoning, as
trick
The
"
"
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Your
No
showing
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On
of
Authorities
Unrecognised
:
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robs
!
glorious scorn.
!
horn
own
Herald's
College,
knowledge.
off recondite
audacity
mere
"
"
meagre,
commentary
a
comes
political
sagacity
gather'dfruits
isolated
with
that
praise he fobs.
ambitious"
title 's too
smattering
desk
the
as
pompous
Inaccurate,
"
"
of
his
exaltinghis
"
steahng plums
at
whom
"
frolic.
picrocholic.
the
new,
History
lays about
He
to
abuses
Gods,
on
is dull,
Greek
Cerherus
's, too,
book
good
every
e'en
subdues
piquante
sauce
think
who
lies,there Bilk 's right worshipful!"
interest
Where
"
ladies
young
means,
39
BILIAD.
THE
showing
not
worth
slight,with
research
no
a
"
tomtit's
air of
perch
mystery,
points of schoolboy history
"
o'erlook'd,"
'mid
"
some
record
musty.
myriad parchments dusty.
"
-10
THE
Bilk
only
You
write
Poor
of
France
dunce, you
grin
And
"
Oxenstiern,
said
never
little wisdom"
How
Here,
the
torn
from
so
wig.
d
big.
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sarcasm
the
sways
mask
look'd
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Spain
full-bottom'
that
thy
here
of
plain.
full
prove
word
the
stick
bare
be
himself.
him
a
Scarecrow
the
the
at
behold
"
shelf.
his
folio from
puffing off
of
thinks
Strip from
Oh,
each
rummaging
While
BILIAD.
:
"
!
critic world
Ignorance'
brow
and
brains.
knavish,
Effrontery,
This
badge,
alone
daring Eratostratus, who
Ephesian
domes
which
of
This
judge
This
lynx-eyed Censor
This
annalist
('onfounds
Gods,
'Gainst
consummate
profound
men,
and
wisdom,
each
of
the
of
Hume's
Philip with
Sir
fires
the
most
columns
remains.
world
admires.
thorny part.
Historian's
own
art.
kidney,
Algernon Sidney
! shall
a
goose
fancy,learning,genius
!
like this
hiss?
myriad
To
And
play
Fling
Might
truths
Still nature's
Because
a
gather'd
have
Keats'
like
doom
Infallibihty! put
And
weigh
fiction
this
like
of
it will
stick
When
mould
could
Bilk
few
Were
Doom'd
Greek
torn
verses
to
to
the
?
youth.
for
"Taste"
in the
text
pieces, mangled
flames
"
for critic asses.
was
:
as
set
into
execrable
"
issued
town,
A
?
untold.
laws
sugarplum
Knight's
Payne
"
untimely dust,
sober, serious, sad, disgusting truth
But
:
disgust
or
their
s
trick
thy glasses.
on
apologue
baked
criticize.
kennel
nature's
and
arise.
the
some
desperation
that
even
for
enough,
dirt
to
Bilk-like
minds
mightiest
on
doubts
Who
No
Milton
would
Bilk
that
doubts
Who
it off?
throw
to
steam
Shakspeare, Newton,
Were
"
with
eyes,
scoff
Homeromastix'
print extend
Shall
41
BILIAD.
THE
down
hash,
trash,
"
to
the
42
BILIAD.
THE
Ill short,
And
several
Till, when
'Twas
To
the
just discover'd
that
given
liable
Of
those
to
Here
learning
systems
rules
finer
through mist,
fancy
Here
the
than
more
only
teach
!
regard.
claims
bard
given
is
sense
;
is the
intensest
be
!
wide.
wander
fatuous,
guide.
curse.
perverse
stumbling-blocks,
are
Pindar's
were
genuine
reason
to
cinders,
even
or,
oft is wit's
the
from
first he
with
the
"
the lines
"
judgment
whom
to
grope
the
err
d
vanish'
! when
grapple
to
Where
And
few
how
"
dissected.
than
quantities detected,
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Men
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smoke
few
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were
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;
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too
far
Is soundest
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Or
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principle with
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dreams
how
wide
sparrow-hawk
when
quick
turns
sense
buzzard
that
shall
his
at
war.
comprehends.
soaring wing
span
the
pinion
extends
falcon's
scoff
?
course.
its force
?
well
AS
May
pithlesshough,
the
vigorous sapling'slusty
small
the
number
solitarygenius
So
shockingly
So
false
think
deem
A
on
critics
no
The
rubbish
poet's
Skelton
drew
ne'er
was
Donne,
to
Warner,
Scot
dispensed by lot.
fame
nomenclature.
all Taste's
Nature.
bard,"
"
sorry
all men's
of Mirandola
a
err.
dogmatic
regard.
till whirled
see,
worth.
confer,
Avon's
at
!
;
censure
principlesin
glanced
laureate
world
the
fix'd
forth
mankind
jargon
mere
The
A
the
and
shoot
his
test
can
ventures
praise
wonder
can
Founded
do
blazonry
the
few
Should
Ere
who
fruit,
no
the
When
And
bears
that
judge
So
That
43
BILIAD.
THE
its last.
surpass'd.
Shakspeare's
fame
could
shade,
A
And
Daniel
was
Spenser
Bartas'
Eliza's
must
"Creation,"
laureate
made.
triumphant
Hawes's
long
"
endure
Graunde
Amoure."
44
BILIAD.
THE
and
Shadwell
And
Settle
soared
darken'
Cowley
d
Nay, Shakspeare's
sluggish
Through
Steevens
And
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Nor
the
d
Proclaim'
far
How
From
And
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and
though
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decreed.
nation
ne'er
for
works,
praise
the
have
human
four
editions
a
be
!
judgment
inferr'd
puling
Seasons
Thomson's
but
unread
Collins
sum
was
at
met
:
Thomson's
approaching
flew,
advanced
for his
d
through
recompense.
Indolence
death
;
repays
unrelish'd
err'd.
"
Flatman
due
his name;
baboon
buifoon
and
taste
record
French
;
blame.
or
breathe
"
bonnets.
read
would
Shakspeare, Milton, slowly crawl'
Wliile
All
trunk-hose
glorious poet
our
eternal
this
Through
majestic sonnets
lined
fugled by Voltaire,
While,
his
quote fromShakspeare
Bacon
If
and
ages
English
Paradise.
Milton's
even
"
in all his
once
Does
sage
Dryden's price,
to
lays.
two!
46
BILIAD.
THE
While
resounding, tawdry
far
filled the
Macpherson's garbage
of
ponderous
The
town
devoured, while
Cut
short
was
And
Byron
sneered
Critiquesbuffoonery, and
Strike
In
a
relishes
He
A
poet
mere
"
no
much
as
in
scullion-tyrant
Less
fit to
"WHiy
the
ply
lash
j)urge
'Tis true, the
the
Bilk
and
ass
Samian
!
seer
fustian
splendid
bombastic
comprehend
foamer
as
Zoilus
Homer
the
realm
of wit.
than
wretch
Campbell.
will hear.
will
obelus
?
it
;
"
;
spit!
Why
puny
monster
?
Phrygian
read.
glass.
as
an
at
Bilk
not
and
flashy sentiment
tawdry language.
But
the
in aether, dream
Descried
Write
Bilk
lyre majesticas
was
poetic ramble,
's frail
judgment
Contemporary
Fame!
Hayley's lead.
"Wordsworth
at
of
trump
Coleridge scarce
first
Byron's
tame,
as
Johnson,
The
verse
even
better
graced
the
scourge.
The
game
Yet
conquerors
Keeps
deigned
have
where,
He
rends
Like
mouth
in the
See
bid
See
where
the
page
bids
And
the
rag
let Bilk's
puffs
exclusive
"brilliant"
be
and
ragout
poisoned
"
name
called
nobler
pieces hew,
Cloacinutn
brethren,
dub
arts
/"
too, beware
unfair.
book
one
gums.
divinum,"
The
"
of
;
comes.
from
for her
quarry.
beneath.
sewer
the
saliva
maculate,
shudders
Athena
And
to
feculent
that
steals
fame.
And
burke
Consistent
Accepted
the
second
course
Ephori,
!
be
with
No,
just
;
spiky teeth,
and
to
swallow
parent
dandle
nobler
hunting
babes
our
to
sport is sorry,
the
filthiest
dares
his
babe
a
candle,
of
inch
bristlingback
with
Progne
Each
for
fair sonnets
And
Nor
the
worrying rats, although
And
Of
scarcely worth
is
47
niLIAD.
THE
the
author's
this
will
never
and
true
!
name.
do
;
to
48
THK
Ye
who
And
aspire to
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with
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literate
wit
pathos
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Be
cooks
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Poles, Kamschatkans,
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aught
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ye
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not
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heart
nor
men
newspaper
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enter
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lead
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:
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move
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bard
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a
which
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have
perform
me,
"
svTicritic wrath
generous
Nor
kibes
produce
"Impossible!
Such
shall
critic breasts
did
me,
"
the
the
yes
;
Envy's gall.
glory light upon
some
Peers,
Caffres
of
thus
pride
your
be
or
A"Fghans,
Thus
"
renown,
Jew,
solemn.
or
journalist!"
Atheist
;
THE
Oh,
O'er
rank
All
that
wide
British
and
mortals
Oh,
Oh,
swan^ike
appear,
off
keep
to
ignorant Conceit,
floats unconscious
;
of its feet !
consequentialpettinessof Pride,
while
struts
Letters
Genius
Must
and
Mind's
"None
wither
the
have
Journalism,
and
world
its
their
o'er
merit
but
curse
to
wither,
not
a
the
drawing-room
themselves
and
Myself
the
exclude
gift to
D
span
chillinggloom
consigning to
compeers,
?
man,
Co.,"
shelf
itself!'
No, perish rather, Gottenberg, thy Press
A
beside.
chain
cramping
ennobles
most
as
your
high-priestsdegrade
shall
Its children
page
by
it defies
with
Coteries
o'er the
Shall
while
wear
at
despicable reign.
your
pursuit that
Sets
Throw
laughed
own
Cliquism
fair
And
outward
snouts
vile Pretension,
Must
The
poking
where'er
vulgarizing scoff
That
And
surface
stinks
else with
That
And
Exclusivism,
earth's
Upturn'd
49
BILIAD.
bless
!
"
?
so
low:
50
And
If
BILT.VD.
THE
earth
become
culture
highest
The
devilish
Be
If
And
all
Where'er
regarded,
we
The
courteous
The
heart
Each
of marble
of Friend
name
Babel's
din,
!
meet
we
deceit.
face
and
the
end.
the
page
and
nod, the
through
divine.
not
through
turn
dissimulation
Refin'd
!
men
is their
life's sad
from
blot
debases
most
malice
concentrate
to
again.
civilize,exalt, refine.
that
arts
wildeniess
a
that
the
smiles
of
breast
jostling
crowd
all,
on
gall I
that
fain
would
wind,
Is
tript and
toiler
Each
Is
as
Success
up
down
trodden
Till,
trampled
steep
and
throng
the
at
the
new
crowded
That
all the
by dogs
must
lame
;
;
chok'd
halt
more
daily swell,
impossible
so
;
of Fame
myriads
thoroughfare
aspirants
behind
those
ascent
kick'd
last becomes
Each
by
on
dead
and
lock'd
block'
;
d
And
manger-dogs by
With
late adorn'
Too
And
esoteric
Prone
to
Say,
Whose
but
is not
if her
Who
late their
Southey,
is
and
hostile
The
vulgar upstart
The
Whose
and
have
hath
and
booby
paunch
who
with
prized
deepest idolized,
and
earth
forsook
JNIaginn,and
the
half-caste
rich
butler's
Hook
is
surpassed.
bravely dined.
hath
coin
"
heirs-at-law,
draw.
his
?
pen
worship
her
knowledge by
civic
soul
Campbell, Hood,
admiration
;
men,
in their
strugglings upon
Her
shroud
fate.
her
to
strength is
should
their
their
avert
Gold-grubbers fortunate,
Wliose
and
late,
money-getting
she
names
crowd,
not
England
supplied
suicide,
memory
pity, too,
intellectual
Say,
The
d their
condole
parvenir.
Haydon's
a
exoteric
the
Neglected by
de
appear
times, too, have
at
and
Blanchard's
content
scores
morjens
grislyblanks
Yet
A
foilingyour
51
BILIAD.
THE
as
well
as
capon
's
lined.
?
52
The
is
gross
grocer
And
than
savon
the
In
good
round
Is
more
esteem'd
A
world
's ilium'
and
The
man
of business
Learning's
fancy
head
coachman
his
but
by
d, Humanity
of wit
and
light
bright.
outlags
money-bags
;
Ignorance'shows
a
wears
less
big.
periwig!
words
whose
Far-piercing Chief,
gold.
whose
more
far
of
than
funded
d and
Genius,
than
man
is told
enhghtenment
of bank'
The
And
learning-fraught
;
Savant
sums
sought.
Science
than
more
chandler, whose
The
So
BILIAD.
THE
proverbs
were
flung
With
well
Too
We
are
thy golden tongue,
majestic from
ease
of
thine
microcosm
our
shopkeepers
nation
a
Chrysolatria,England's
Oh,
While
France
her
This
be
Both
gold
pursues
glory, more
and
gewgaw
her
eye
could
fill ;
still !
curse
and
rivalryof fame,
profoundly wise.
title
to
despise.
shame
"
54
THE
While
genius, taste, refinement, learning,wit.
Are
snubb'd
if in
Utilitarian
Whose
age,
monopolylogue
doth
hold
The
floral
Material
Progress
the
Law,
iVrt and
sole
one
Shall
stupid
Ascend
heart
Astraea-like
of yore.
Wealth
the
Apotheoize
no,
the
to
and
dwarf
vine-hke
bid
of
successful
"
aspirationsof
higher
Procrustean
C'an
?
Mind
thread
and
?
brain
gain ?
stupider Parade
and
the
holier
to
No, grandly feeling,fancy, the
Shall
behind
disgusted fly this earthly shore.
Profound
No,
stage,
tracts, and
pursuit
"
sit !
glorious head
the
object
Poesy,
And
his
yield vilelyup
man
the
of the
vail their
Letters
they
leave
progress
spinning-jennies,shovels,
Shall
To
one-horse-chaise
of the
shall
Must
a
pickaxe
Say,
To
BILIAD.
the
shoot
beds
Mind
or
o'er
China
their
soul
goal.
Ideal
framework
of the
footcramps
sordid
?
Trade
fetters
ne'er
wear.
Real.
factory still shall Spiritglow,
and
III mart
dockyard, rail, and
Through
panting for
And,
Sprout
The
The
that
spark
of
and
sun
o'er
mandates
shall
!
skill
fill.
from
bears
instant
to
sea
sea
Hghtning
the
Thought
of
flow.
star.
bar
every
mechanic
Genius
shall
mine
inspiringwonder
spiritswith
Trade's
ray
trijimphs of
very
Shall
each
acanthus-hke
up
55
BILIAD.
THE
free.
As
piercingmountains
locomotive
The
each
With
As
eagle-wing, shall
conquered Space
Though
many
Thy monads,
The
fall and
well
as
wizard
than
more
shall
Man,
Society dissociate
orbit
with
Martyr
a
Mind
waken
voice
be
spell.
dumb,
great struggle gloriousgood shall
this
From
An
precipiceis passed
and
ravine
vast.
no
lay
Mind
shall
Shall
end
be
shall
o'er,
more.
yet for Genius
Poet's
re-ordered
be
come.
shall
unechoed
not
Wealth,
be
nor
bard's
blood-sprinklingan
found.
sound.
nor
"
painter'stoil
ungenial soil,
"
.56
THE
To
will
day
come
Shall
dwell
call'd
And
heads
Their
teachers
Thus
letter' d men's
If writers
So
soar
Pride
no
desist
land
to
festal board.
to
tamed.
be
morgue
shamed,
and
made
within
nought
begin.
shall
pursuits respect
longer
the
be
;
restored.
t' have
thy
without
!
foresee
to
balance
revere
of
"
its power.
of the
of Exclusion
above
babes
brother's
each
to
wisdom
If mutual
And
noblest
Genius
curls
with
hour
justicein thy Mayoralty
circles
Concentric
A
the
thus, aristocrats, your
Thus,
And
high
the
sighed !
d.
Science, sceptre-farm'
praisethe
the
thine
Be
Genius
glory, Johnson,
this
launch
And
thankless
strongly re-assert
amongst
the
thine
Be
supplied
far remote
Letters, Art, and
And
more
no
nor
"
shall
Mind
When
show
a
for which
guerdon
The
A
for
pigmies
BILIAD.
earn.
respect they learn,
the
gloriouswork
slaughter or
shall its doors
other's
throat
"
to
be
from
"
burke
;"
shutting.
cutting !
is the
This
of iron
The
age
of ferreal
Speculation,Humbug,
Of
splendidpromise
Of
Brass
and
Poor, knaves
Is
And
A
South
No
E'er
Sea
match'd
"The
iron
froth
the
enters"
railingflourishes
The
poet's back,
pay
man
of
Railing !
din
for the
shares
Railway
El
or
revolution
scruple cures
all the
"
the
from
is
your's.
scheme
blown
by
Steam
critic "soul,"
pole
to
remorseless
rei'iewer's
;
world
Dorado
now
beneath
;
dissolution.
every
and
!
cares
now
dirty l)ubbles
And
Must
"
welded
whose
impending
of shame,
leave
failing
eke
astounding
"
conscience
cast-off
Take
and
too
of
tokens
and
for which
notices
sometimes
Sweet
Effrontery ;
studiously extracting Tin
are
Railway
;
country,
of shameful
and
Iron, from
only reading
The
and
of Rails
age
d
for every
schemes
Of
"
commix'
of brass
and
age
accursed
fix'd
of locomotion
age
The
The
57
RILIAD.
THE
sins
of
pole.
whip.
scrip!
!
58
niLIAD.
THE
Your
finest
the
thoughts
murderous
will
rogue
ravage,
Because
increasingdiscounts
The
poet
And
cold
Must
blaze
Like
duke
knock
Because
his
Resolved
to
The
cataract
Or
stop the
In
vain
Still he
In
hke
name
of
the
Bilk
defies
with
ermine,
the
!
town.
incessant
those
cries,
eyes
;"
bite.
a
to
cease
the
tear'st
thee
bard's
write.
see
sure,
and
as
Chief
Lord
Chief
fork
do
!
Promethean
vengeful
"
"
robes
silver
a
pervert, distort,
in what
horn
Niagara cork.
ocean
thou
poet
Roland's
along
gas
speculationswere
make
savage.
bishop down.
a
speculationin
no
critic courts
Garble,
Why
or
nightmare squatted
hast
Sav
a
his
Thou
"
with
rouse
him
critic scorn,
conquer
indifference
pink
Ere
must
now
make
thou
art
Spleen
;
!
Justice
all that's
Justice
heart
Spleen
mean.
is
squatted ?
plaguily 'tis spotted !
Whene'er
flattery soft
through
head
your
59
BILIAD.
THE
and
clammy
turn,
to
if your
Just
tempt the
The
Whose
Clazomenian,
daub
defamed
Bilk
and
papyromachy
My
verier
the
Bubal
dolt
As
for its dam
So
Lisbon's
He'd
call
Shades
Behold
of
the
to
book
of
Ephesus,
bitter
verse
rehearse.
for
the
griefand
shame
same.
the
infant
he
calls.
Hippona
to
scour
squalls.
sacred.
acrid !
off humours
Longinus, Aristotle, Tully,
critic sunk
!
sphagitomize.
Belewm
looselyEpsom,
a
meanly lies,
"
Thus
purge
to
mamma
Chelsea
a
bard
deserts
more
I would
"
look.
to
himself
straighthe hang'd
I ?"
am
Bubalus,
in such
derelictions
wretch's
That
A
the
Hipponax
^Vho
of critics with
teeth
sorry
Provoked
Of
's ridiculous
aim
And
The
just ask yourself,
"
Is hke
into
the
bullv
!
:
60
THE
The
fount
And
shallowest
A
of
An
of
ounce
'Tis
And
to
Learning's
Laughs
at
The
world
And
for his
Sees
this
the
with
ape,
not
of
mental
a
up
toil and
like
with
by
one
!
Press
boys
less,
;
school.
at
;
but
that
of fools
and
he
knows
foes,
struggling hard
guerdon, sympathy,
call'd
wiser
thumbscrew
a
fool
mistake,
made
e'en
of The
torture
dull
is most
charg'd
skimmer.
Rabelais
than
decisions
each
blunderer
primer
matagrabolizer,
trembling waits,
the
of
judgments print.
the
up
ancient
anecdote
The
pen,
parlous men.
pound
solid
himself
Genius
criticize.
farsightednessto squint.
than
the
a
and
the
Magazines
than
deems
Revives
And
and
pica
abuse
less
puddle lies.
a
write
seized
aside
straight sets
Thus
And
hath
Penny
easier
Then
And
of
now
dabblers
coolly sets
Supply
A
knowledge
gynaecocracy
And
BILIAD.
for
reward
"
blundering famous.
ignorance by
an
ignoramus
!
62
O'er
A
snarlingscurra
If
any
dog
Like
alone
brains
British
But
French, pardie, and
Longfellow
Even
the
he
if
As
Rail
To
on,
Thiirsday
the
show
loveliest
high
progress
voice
falsetto
merely
a
;
but
notes."
dancer
thy
he
is too
to
dishonest
of
never
the
is here
Thremma,
Mega
r
oh,
nose-led
what
people,
the
"
the
admirably
when
last
life ! '. !
excej.t
he
still
simile
afac
in his
note
world
whole
system
a
artist
sang
attempting
sang
!
heel,
He
made.
"
I feel
rapidly rising
recently
Perrot
pate
translate
iron
an
fond
lucid
"
depreciates systematically
and
snout
has
is known
Hilk, whose
snubs
he
!
discards,
! Ashamed
this
enabled
obey
must
rogue
could
beneath
evening,
sway.
Europe's bards,
of
scrivener
moth
grind a
puncheon.
a
to
Yankee
English
poor
truncheon,
a
assumes
Britons
givesno
Yankee
a
he
!
down
him
bark
will
'twere
stolid
Translatingspecimens
Because
toAAn
porter straddlingon
drunk
some
Not
Oh,
Bilk
bark, how
to
all the
his pipe as
flourishing
And
on
last censorious.
the
through
he
but
dare
Should
to
victorious,
shame
honest
of
sense
every
BILIAD.
THE
-
further
to
in
his
act
of
Rubini's
That
infallible
wilt
thou
never
is
ramus,
igno-
since
exposed,
manifestly
he
he
saw.
extricate
chase
Or
of
Deceives
deuced
Who
can't
"
The
Of
until
sharp
find
nothing
heads
weak
his
with
be,
d'ye
see?"
wand.
is
Moore,
chary
"
nil admirari.
of
is want
him
mystic flightwith
Each
his
with
:
land
praiseto Campbell, Wordsworth,
Astounds
out
writer
commend,
all the
belabours
Harlequin
to
knout.
's found
there
that
must
!
ceaseless
trick
the
geniuses in
topmost
This
railway engine
general censure,
the -crowd
How
egg-shelldinge in,
an
with
butterfl}'
a
trick
The
"
battle-axe
ponderous
With
63
BILIAD.
THE
sense.
Originality's extravagance.
And
A
every
dotard's
You
a
've but
to
'Tis
Like
to
drivellingor
what
Faugh,
unknown
grace
fit this
stench
a
maniac's
! The
unmask,
vulgar
and
d Vulcan
part.
trickster
of
stop the
nose
arrogant pretence
sore-breech'
art
from
be
the
that
at
ilk
Bilk
hurl'd
critic world
;
!
64
'Tis
fit
bid
\vc
And
raise
Cast
off
Of
BILIAD.
THE
the
the
Restore
Consign
to
Retrieve
a
make
And
OUR
galling
and
brutes
POETICAL
Urbanity
meek
to
of
gentlemen
vestige
"
of
shrine,
feeling
the
and
of
Censor's
Augustan
"
of
world
the
in
litterse
CONTRIBUTOR
a
dishonouring
and
bullies
reign
our
mildly shine,
Justice
e'en
"
fetters
letters,
heart,
part,
glories,
humaniores."
ELECTRIFYING
HIS
CIRCLE.
REPEAL.*
OF
DIRGE
THE
Strepunt
turgidi
HiberD(i)a
.
.
!
.
's
Repeal"
"
"With
Britons
the
's
the
arise,
shout
Pingui
hibernas
well-a-day,
.
tentus
omaso
Alpes.
.
HoRAT.
Furius
His
paunch
I
*
in
its
became
I
was
was
favour
eight
apparent,
then
an
fatted
well
smitten
once
o'er
sputter
years
and
with
the
ago,
before
when
enlightened
I
his
Irish
while
Repeal
was
politician
?"
Repay
^'
conspuit
.
See
;
"
"Repel!
ah,
shout
"
Furius
well
'tis
word,
the
be
will
When
word
Irish
12.
"
RepeaV
"
the
iv.
Carm.
HoBAT.
the
the
mania,
real
incapat)Ie
of
Alps
character
of
forming
four-and-twenty
5.
"
scalps
savage
and
ii.
Sat.
wrote
some
of
a
the
solid
!
!
verses
movement
judgment.
66
DIRGE
THE
Tu
"
REPEAL.
OF
pisces hiberno
ex
verris
sequore
I
You
fish up
How
much,
Nee
from
gudgeons
pray,
tu
your
obstiteris
cum
Parere
may
the
Irish
net
take
et
Cum
fugit, a
luctata
canis
collo
nodum
trahitur
ocean.
And
mastiff
arripit:
A
wolf-dog
his neck
from
catenae.
But
a
There
which,
By
beast
"
I
question,
various
Ray,
At
as
remain.
to
that
say
not
to
Juli/,
Britannia,
for
tlie
exclude
"
length
please,
released
instant
an
still doth
professions."
24
be
you
the
tether
may
!
glad
am
bonds
chain
you
157.
V.
"
bit of the
when
Sat.
howl.
may
the
illi
attamen
longa
pars
growl
may
?
dicas.
Pers.
A
motion
hy each
instantique negaris
semel,
imperio, rupi jam vincula,
Nam
ii. 3.
Sat.
HoRAT.
Repeal
will
Ro])calers
Letter
from
he
from
Daniel
left
so
far
an
i)roniotion
O'Connell
to
1846.
Ireland
choke
better
Repeal
with
days
are
solid
budding
pudding
!
;
open
in
the
T.
M.
;
DIRGE
THE
OF
Redeana
Revocat.
?
67
REPEAL.
si obsecret.
non
HoRAT.
Return
*'
For
G
the
money!"
's sake, take
"
AvTap
eVet
shouting.
are
some
"
spouting !
in
it out
ii. 3, 264.
Sat.
iSTjrvoi TjSe TroTTjToy.
rapirriffav
HoM.
The
word
"
"
potatoes
(potetos)
here
Orf.
be
to
appears
V.
201.
pure
Greek.
typicalthis
How
"
For
and
meat
line of
rent
from
liberates
Pat, though
Turbaret
his
rotten
Infestus
hibernum
potates
Irish
seas
mare.
stormy, have
are
Vexatious, angry,
turbulent
Scalpuntur
Epod.
an
0(b) rion
Repeal
in extremis"
Repealerswere
"
always
eye
XV.
on
!
versu.
Pers.
"
!
0(b)rion
HoRAT.
When
:
they'd lashingsof potatoes."
drink
But, ah, the Liberator
His
fate is
Paddy's
how
in utter
fit doth
extreme.
Sat.
it
i. 21.
seem
!
68
REPEAL.
OF
DIRGE
THE
Ruebat
Flumen
Hibernum.
ut
"c.
amnis,
defluat
expectat dum
Rusticus
i. 7.
Sat.
HoRAT.
i. 2.
Epist.
Irish
The
Horace's
Resembles
Upon
its bank
Stand
gaping
Trusting
soon
They
wait
thoii
That
passes
Irishman?"
ashamed
thou
a
Juvenum
say
te
a
bold
e'en
revocant
:
?
man
"c.
one,
Ay,
"
to
channel.
!
scBculonim
Ay, and
:
and
now
a
:
bold
Leeve
caput, madidique
"
Green
Ireland"
Erin
"
"
"
ah,
young,
how
one!"
preces.
Carm.
infantia
'tis
iv.
1.
nasi.
Juv.
"Young
one,
"Behold
HoRAT.
"
'11
Dan
decorum
due
Art
"
old
Irish
the
up
Macbeth:
"
"
blink-eyedSun
in scecla
an
's not
river
results with
Macbeth
:
hopeful asses
till the
their
Lady
Art
deal
a
some
dried
Have
It flows
"
Repeal
of
river
Sat.
X.
plainlyseen
deeply green
!
199.
;
70
DIRGE
THE
Nec
REPEAL.
OF
O(b)rion
curat
leones.
Tristis
ii. 13.
Carm.
HoRAT.
cadit.
0(b)rion
Epod.
The
shoiald
House
Tartar
Though
caught quite
it has
beware"
X.
;
small
as
a
Member,
he
's
great
a
as
Martyr
'OpaoTplaivavivpv^iav 0eoV.
PiND.
"
alto
tundit
Uke
Irish
The
English Neptune calmly
Neptxme
all the
The
trident
Dan
Neptune
The
Senate
A
a
shall not
says
shall to
Parhament
shoal of whales
sways
Nereid
fishfagTriton,
For
lose its Irish
that
"
ere
Ireland
in
Epod.
RAT.
porpoiserolls
The
a
ii.
salo.
hibernus
Ho
sits
Pyth.
trident-shaking, widely-powerful God."
The
Neptunus
Ere
a
a
go
the
;
poles.
throng
!
prong
twelvemonth
to
pass,
grass."
"
College-green,
shall there
xviii.
afloat be
seen
!
!
hoc
Quis
potest videre, quis potest pati,
habere
Mamurram
quod
Britannia
uncti
Habebat
71
REPEAL.
OF
DIRGE
THE
....
?
xxvii.
Catul.
Shall
some
Conceive. that
fancy Britain's
thus
'Tis
fancied
And
that
air.
scratch' d beneath
Pyramid
a
Avon,
despair?
in
once
mouse
a
Cavan
or
of
learned
Squeak ignorant with
And
bard
's the
he
Cork
from
youth
raw
Una
would
a
fall.
Vertigo.
Pers.
Ye
Where
is the
! where
Gods
Swift's
rich ore,
Thy sparkle,Sheridan
Dwarfed,
idiotized
Venit
"
post
wall,
gloriousIrish
see,
multas
mind
Goldsmith's
and
"
Sat.
gold
in what
Our
agitatorsshine
part
of
Corn-Exchange, thy
speech
the
refined?
thy splendour,Burke
una
most
?
work
dies.
serena
"
upon
?
75.
?
TiBUL.
Say
V.
In
The
Sod"
quod
!
iii. 6.
!
72
REPEAJ..
OF
DIRGE
THE
Revocas
post
nono
mense.
Nine
months
Will
thrice
'Tis
bring
nine
in
peas
This
bladder
ON
O'CONNELL'S
forth
the
the
vile
end
is
empty,
move
IN
;
!
REPEAL
1844,
PORTEr's
THORPE
TO
ADHESION
HIS
on
OF
;
?
gone
ABANDONMENT
GAVE
HK
to
geese
abortion
extortion
the2j(ennie)5 are
IN
WHEN
Repeal
Repeal
make
bladder
a
vile
i. 6.
Sat.
HoRAT.
FEDERALISM.
Veteres
revocavit
artes.
Carm.
HoRAT.
Poor
No
Ireland
Dan
to
longer aflFecting
Forswears
And
again
as
takes
too
to
strong
a
O'Connell
court
the
draught
of
her
Repeal
weak
iv. 15.
deludes.
;
double
Porter
ex^
!
THE
ON
Repeal
"
A
mockery
Warm
"
not
offered to them."
Hall, 27
should
sopped
be
to
silenced
HOMERIC
in
Silly-Agitation
like
"
a
FOR
NUTS
barrel-organ.
placableGorgon
DAN
CRACK.f
TO
polyphloisboustempest
in the
bogs
Hibernoloimous,
brotoloigousbrawler,
Hecatonglot and
arrectophonous bawler,
Cunommatous,
cradielaphous,cacossomenous.
Poor
ephialt,dasmologue
"
"
snare."
+
seven
I
!
philocteanousof demagogues.
Most
And
place when
take
not
July, 1846.
Repeal, noisy nuisance, would,
Be
love,
!
same
0' Connell
of John
Speech
"
;*
game
Ireland's
the
Repealers
why
see
Diet.
juriesprove
of
hug
proved Repeal
did
He
Walker's
"
delusive
and
the
from
He
OCCASION.
lest
cage
73
REPEAL.
SAME
Revocation."
"
left his
Dan
OF
DIRGE
THE
Ireland's
Lest
"
trial
Lord
once
years
was
has
by jury
should
become
a
!
oulomenous
mockery,
a
delusion,
!
and
a
Uknman.
an
admirer
expunged
of
O'Connell's,
nearly
every
but
feeling
his
of
course
during
sympathy.
the
past
"4
DIRGE
THE
Cerdaleophrous and
OF
REPEAL.
antaganoplirosynous,
Drachmidian
bellower, patriot eleemosynous,
The
thou
services
Have
been
Quid
repaid thee
igitur aliud
est
seditiosi,
ut
pestem
have
mayst
rendered
triplyand
adhortari
etiam
?
tetraply!
adolescentes,
perniciosi cives velint
ut
esse,
tailors
Three
The
As
Tooley
themselves
now
the
same
shall
as
to
tailors
A
in
scribblers
Aspire
bran-new
"
in
Philippic, i.
shall
Achieve
a
The
Dooley
Nation
*
:"
Street
station.
back-stitch
soon
with
their
Revolution
Percussus,
scribblingitch
!
Bellona,
oestro
tuo.
Juv.
There
when
's not
5.
Constitution,
these
sure,
reipublicae
Street
Fanaticus
Be
ad
turbulenti,
A'a/!0"ibus.
once
Proclaimed
ut
quam
Cic.
Three
haply
spouters raise their
the
smallest
*
D'Olier
danger
Street,
of
Dublin.
Sat.
voice
a
scar
iv. 123.
for War
!
"
humili
in obscuras
Migret
REPEAL.
OF
DIRGE
THE
/O
tabernas.
sermone
HoRAT.
And
o'er
Niggers
him
likes
"The
clever
A
Middleman
Your
Then
's the
grind
tenants
prate for hours
And
leave
your
tutissimus
till nakeder
about
Et
et
pecus
Hindoo,
injured nation,"
"
my
glass window
one
Laremque,
ignemque,
clauderet
communi
dominos
ibis.
than
parish without
spelunca domos,
"
speculation."
safest
Praeberet
brag
nebber!"
no
"
Medio
"
;
Flat-nose
young
saw
umbra.
Juv.
Young
Ireland
can't
be
quiet for
But
longs for yellow shirts
The
good
old
times,
when
229.
paltry rag,
it monstrous
deems
Thus
its
boasts
Ireland
Young
Poet.
A.
DE
and
all
were
the
savage
vi. 3.
life.
strife
monsters
Bloodthirstyas to-day in Tipperary.
Sat.
"
hairy,
!
76
The
Of
DIRGE
THE
and
Greece
And
sought
The
Irish
Rome
the
awful
majesty
to
far
oftener
alliance
are
with
used
nations
barbarous
REPEAL.
OF
resolved
be
to
eyes
prize,
variance
than
!
Barbarians
HALL.
SILLY-AGITATION
redde
Caetera
coquo.
xiii.
Martial,
Repeal
'Tis
is dead
only
rats
What
!
"
pierce
doth
sound
"
a-squeaking
from
the
52.
gloom?
its tomb.
EPITAPH.
"
Ridiculum
caput'."
Terent.
Andr.
Act
ii. Sc.
2.
THE
Tlie
LOCOMOTIVE
world
AGE
them
by
is
parcelled
Thomson,
hsec
/Etas
Cor,
ferri
caput,
Manducare
de
;
ausa
si
queat
Esuriens
olim
Prospectu
FOREIGN
Avec
Et
c'est
Gigantes,
pavimenta
ferrea
bruit
aux
de
facit!
WITH
guerre
fanfarons
EI2
THN
tambour
un
de
REPEAL.
hattre
"
This
singularly
one
in
his
me
eye."
about
thou'rt
Rappel
bel,
!
of
hops,
poljgynajcoclops!
line
the
of
Man
si
nOAKAN,
anticipative
"
est
le
Poll-pleasingPolka, polygon
I fear
Gehennse
usta
Disque
SYMPATHY
un
erit !
fatuique petunt.
nunc
Propositis biviis
ii.
ubique patent.
nullus
invasere
meliore
ex
c.
quis jana pabula ferri,
ferro
Lunam
Pygmsei
of Indolence,
cuique voluntas,
ferrese
Hercule,
terns,
Caelicolas
vise
est
IRON.
in shares.*
out
Castle
ferro
;
OF
occurs
God,"
in
who
the
"
stanza
next
had
a
roguish
to
the
lebrated
ce-
twinkle
79
TRAVELLING
Hem
!
quod
si
PENINSULA.
THE
IN
nihil
quiessem,
evenisset
Andr.
Tkrent.
Hispania
"
Transilit
:
:
shaking
is
And
racking
the
So
taunting
So
So
horrid
opposuit
wish
shocking.
rocking.
the
jaunting,
the
jolting,
to
be
iii.
sc.
4.
Natura.
slaving the paving,
I 'd
act.
Pyrenseum
Juvenal.
The
mali.
boltins; !
Sat.
x.
151.
80
IN
TRAVELLING
Buggy posadas
Heaven's
Hath
Almost
The
far from
very
Trunks
us,
unlocking
soon
St. Thomas.
spite of
d
"
!
gun-cocking
Not
In
us,
as
rascallyventas
Bandits
D
bad
as
sent
anger
muleteros
Still
ready
Scowling
do
to
Talk
here
Send
the
Ere
of
to
through
run
us.
Railways
"
jailways!
knaves
locomotion
Mending
;
rateros
knives
With
us
new.
frail
their
ways.
Hell, they say,'spaved
With
Roads
Are
the
here
best
with
paved
I
of
intention
;
nothing
can
mention
!
SI
PENINSULA.
THE
Rapparees, tories,
slugs through
And
Such
the
are
brain,
your
glories
in Spain !
travelling
Of
soul
Fright your
shaking,
quaking ;
pestilent
And
knee-knocking,
Drum-like
of
dread
Through
ear-docking ;
Shivering,quiveftng,
Stand-and-delivering,
Bandits
plunder-"bus,"
to
Armed
blunderbuss,
with
each
Grumbling patron
Like
dog
a
o'er
Fingeringyour
Scowls
at
At
Your
bleed
your
bone.
silver,he
ill,
very
you
Pondering o'er
Can't
a
some
;
if he
more
of
guide winking,
dollars
a-jinking
;
F
you
;
82
TRAVELLING
While
cash
your
Or
changing
fingerhe
His
be
to
In
a
's
note.
drawing
Land
I
talking,
country
(xvilized.
more
bedevilized.
less
walking!
ev'n
Better
clawing
his bull-throat
Across
Tmth
IN
Paving-stonesmountainous,
like
Ruts
Oft
from
Far
a
They
you
ark
call
can't
as
the
And
springless
this
stanza,
wingless
DiligenzaI
box
Beggar's staff
All
as
poles!
all
rough
Noah's
If
fountain
the
as
Mail-carts
As
dog-holes;
your
knocks
policemen
jruardias civils
roun'
you
down.
how
Strive
Every
!
Alcalde
Picaron
valde,
Escribano
Each
Spares your
Justice
Rhino
Law
fleece men,
to
plunderingdevils
The
83
PENINSULA.
THE
is
purse
bought
ah,
off
no
!
here.
for buffets,
is ne'er
Only
"
the
thought
of
here.
profits!
Rapparees, tories,
And
Such
Of
slugsthrough
are
the
your
glories
in Spain !
travelling
brain
;
84
DILEMMA.
FACIAL
THE
Dkaiocriit's
?
Heraclitus
or
igitur laudas, quod de sapientibus alter
Jamne
Ridebat,
quoties
h
limine
Protuleratque pedem
Mirandum
moverat
alter ?
flebat contrarius
:
suffecerit
ille oculis
est, unde
unum
humor.
Sat.
Juv.
Democritus
suos
vir
in
magnus
primis, cujus fontibus
Cic.
Epicurus irrigavit,
I know
At
To
With
Some
Then
The
melt
in
stroke
balm
is
!
grieve
of baseness
Abdera's
only
I
sage
after
beheve
laughter!
Deor.
weep
deep,
melancholy
now
or
folly;
in derision
out
Heraclitus
with
smile
to
"
pride and
human
laugh
Or
which
not
Nat.
De
;
"
"c.
X.
28.
hortulos
i. 121.
SG
What
be
Knave,
Who
a
goes
tedious
Self-hangman
But
the
that
if
I doubt
Deserve
a
Save
They
tribute
say
that
crawling
goes
Who
not
is not
hath
Who
starts,
's human
that
hearts.
from
wrung
untainted
woman.
is
partly worm.
's true
whate'er
"
mastiff, hound,
Wolf,
Who
attorney !
"
unbidden
Man
"
partly soaring eagle ;
And
W^ho
journey
and
aught
fool.
a
last, by rule
at
"
tear
pure,
is still
sure,
himself,
cheat
choice
so
?
detected
Villany
The
The
earth
spectaclehas
As
To
DILEMMA.
FACIAL
THE
no
walks
forth
in
or
the
?
?
stock-in-trade
earth
form
beagle !
masquerade
acting merely
bubble
the
sincerely?
?
life of
The
His
For
lie he
to
Still
buoyant
If poor
"
with
both
"
For
'Twixt
thee
and
thee
wear
at
Through
Whene'er
It shall
Heraclitus
once
a
I weep
tears
;
horse
!
here
scowl
and
long
selfish
for human
of
horse"
muscle.
facial
Life's
be
and
entertainment
Perplexed my
To
and
disdainment
man
found
could
float,
gladness.
man
much
with
;
nought
thou
Clazomenian
The
!
madness
lake, where
entertain
Hosts
die,
to
teaches
Thracian
the
Biston's
Near
;
thy laughter-note
Democritus,
Partook
lie
reaches,
down
lays him
he
tomb
His
great
one
falsehood
e'en
grave
when
is
man
87
DILEMMA.
FACIAL
THE
sneer
bustle.
pride.
laughter ;
"
88
I
Whene'er
That
laugh,
shall
tears
A
DILEMMA.
FACIAL
THE
MODERN
I
'11
so
trickle
DE.MOCRITUS.
deride.
after
!
89
"
(TT6jxafiidCfadai." Plut.
Kara
"
bona
Hie
Grandia
GIVING.
DINNER
OF
PHILOSOPHY
THE
dente
peragit
magnanimus
!
puer
Pers.
A
plain made
reason
wondrous
With
The
Of
Still
speech
The
functions
the
selfsame
the
saliva
comes
of the
wagging
worst
That
Then
small
long
Each
If
man
A
of
but
active
since
found
is down
member
the
the
and
;
praise
and
you'd win, trepan
bone
!
gums
if in your
it loose
savoury
is found
obeys
us
make
heart
the
best
oil it well
You'd
I've
or
ground
;
tongue
Through ticklingof
The
mix
mastication.
flatteryfrom
With
discretion.
wise
and
brain.
Nature's
fix where
organs
Sat.
limber.
way
to
sound
throttle
in
him
bottle
!
;
vi. 21.
90
If
prized, in sliort,liis good rej)ort,
AVith
But
port
then
Give
worthiest
ne'er
a
pepper
The
devil
hearts
doom
;
you'll reign
with
a
's decreed
and
knave,
gums
's in
mellow
jolly fellow.
feed, your
Curmudgeon,
But
o'er
try champagne,
The
him
make
sinner
devilled
dinner
!
"
;
drums
"
91
ON
MARRIED
Fis
Poor
te
quia
Turpant
et
capitis nives.
with
Well-favour'
She
hourly
Her
Quoth
Aint
Quoth
Your
But
bustle
Poll
a
with
the
to
she,
youth
find
put up
rugae
a
a
bend
;
so
glass she sped.
Dear
bigger
Richard,
;
we're
now
wed,
pretty figure?"
Dick, "Your
breath
all the
\'.\.
friend.
still grew
"
iv.
no
could
lover,
Carm.
Horat.
"
all lier money
d
couldn't
She
As
luridi
Denies,
Poll
NONE.
videri.
refugit te, quia
....
WHO
tamen
et
anus,
formosa
Vi3
WITH
GENTLEMAN
YOUNG
A
FORTUNE,
WITH
LADY
ELDERLY
AN
time
as
teeth
sweet
the
as
they
are
honey."
knowins;
Kept eyeing Polly'smoney
rogue
;
like
pearls.
92
'Twixt
"
charms
"The
From
"
difference well.
the
1 know
"
to
fine
A
And
of
me
all
strutted
of
through
they cost
arms
bosom
Her
by
moulded
All
Her
wig
Of
More
A
rouge
o'er
Than
fills
tooth
she
a
;
farcisseuse,
weight
she 'd half
wadding
Denoted
pound
round.
full its
cost
streets,
guineas each,
two
French
and
Elastic, soft
London
Latin.
and
ten
cost
shawl
satin.
A-talkingFrench
Her
bell !"
the
velvet
with
pehsse
seventy pounds
bear
seventeen
Polly wore
Now
seventeen,"' quoth he,
and
seventy
her
a
ton
in
gold,
;
figureran.
Cockney's gun.
had
that, wlicn
she
Paphian pleasure ;
smiled.
94
THE
SCHWERTLIED.
CORN-LAW
Quid
meritus
Crucem
?
es
Tkrent.
Pro
peccato
!
Andr.
Act
swell
While
Shall
A
groan
Ascends
her
sinewy
ask
for
bv
fools
millions
The
"
No
"
o'er
all the
blood
And
echo
Shall
breath
Arrest
the
5.
shall
back
numbers
bread,
be
of
The
mill
The
mighty
upon
said ?
highland
Hurrah
!
Hurrah
!
;
lordlingsquaff,
a
laugh ?
like feeblest
arm
;
Island
plain and
from
Our
iii. Sc.
England shimbers,
of
might
5.
paulutn supplicii.
magno
/Zi. Act.
The
iii. Sc.
tabour
Labour,
the
jfower
stream.
of Steam
?
Hurrah
95
Shall
title, fashion
gewgaw
the
down
Pipe
voice
nation's
A
of
Fate
?
suffocate
nnits
Shall
passion?
of
storm
Hurrah!
long,
How
he
Must
Our
And
"When
Ye
portion
our
have
bahes
our
move
Take
The
in
heed
dogs
your
for
may
younger,
?
Hunger
like
mouths
fathers,
are
we
quake
hrethren
poor
you.
too.
Hurrah
!
Hurrah
!
millions.
banded
pavilions.
hall
bite
and
who
park
;
bark.
96
EPIGRAMS.
Fortuna
lege regit.
tempora
sua
TiBUL.
What
See
part
hath
Fortune
1. iii. Eley.
dispensingfame
in
proeliaclade.
semper
1. iii. Eley. 9.
Propert.
Unscrew
your
idle
Artillery's
not
But
brute
force
to
now
earth
rules
grandi
cum
make
qualities
wedlock
"
world.
the
!
dote,
HoRAT.
What
;
hurl'd;
are
Mind
Heaven-ascending
Uxorem
furl'd
wind.
Kings
By goose-quills
'Tis
flagsbe
your
guns,
!
shame.
Hardinge's glory,EUenborough's
Nee
3.
sweet
as
Sat.
honey
Youth, beauty, breeding,virtue, wit, and
"
i. 4.
?
money
1
97
EPIGRAMS.
for singlelife
qualities
What
If poor
youth, beauty, breeding,virtue, wit
"
matrimony
Since
dower'
just as well,
'Twere
fit ?
are
is sunny,
d alone
call it
for short, to
Sat.
Juvenal.
"
! chain' d for
What
Readnone,
Quoth
posed
More
"
ON
I kill
he
at
he
crost
looks
Jam
calida
:
juventa,
matura
et
Sat.
Juvenal.
He
With
Yet
will not
will not
flowers
fatal
as
hang
hang
he
DESTINED
BE
TO
medicis,
Inguina traduntur
Jack
?"
GALLOWS.
THE
FOR
143.
!"
SAID
WAS
x.
portal;
my
immortal
be
books
your
answer
my
WHO
YOUTH
A
to
ever
as
myself to
'money."
"
titulique cupido.
Laudis
""
!
"
;
oh, say it
but
wreathes
thy sword,
not
livingrot
the
vi. 368.
!
!
poison odious,
Harmodius
!
98
EPIGRAMS.
La
traicion
es
aceptada,
el traidor
pero
es
aborrecido.
Proverb.
Spanish
Be
such,
the
Though
such, the
ever
apostate'sreward
accepted,the
treason's
Medicis
quid
traitor 's abhorr'd
tristibus
?
Juvenal.
Your
For
Whi/
At
tongue
some
's
put
forth
to
;
clear
Sat.
his
black-draught-decocter.
it out
boldly put
dont
you
every
living Doctor
?
vi. 388.
doubt
!
99
EPIGRAMS.
"
THE
RATIONALE
Quern
conta
TALE-BEARING.
OF
acrescenta-lhe
conto
um
ponto."
urn
Proverb.
Portuguese
Hdc
peperit misero
garrula lingua
malum.
lib. iv. 13.
TiBUL.
telleth
who
He
Adds
a
The
'Tis
a
a
tale.
bit without
fail ;
of this would
reason
dutiful
ye seek ?
thing
givefovmdlingsa wing,
To
And
Nee
to
prop
medici
up
credas
the
nee
lame
and
curatoris
weak
the
?
egere.
HoRAT.
Ep. i. 1, 102.
Hydropathy and Homa?opathy,
Long
For
He
may
o'er
ye flourish
Allopathy!
still,
though swamp' d be he who
'scapesfrom gallowsand
And
Would
doses
from
takes
were
water.
drug-shopslaughter;
small
infinitesimally
be stillbetter
to
they none
at all !
100
EPIGRAMS.
AN
DUEL.
IRISH
Duello
Stultorum
Pacem
duello
The
other
The
His
chimed.
brainpiece
jealousyexploded,
being primed.
triggerpuU'd, he
had
too, the blockhead
,
it !
cock
forgotto
Dis
"
Notum
qui pueri,qualisque futura
sit
That
You
"vSaip
It cured
It makes
Hence
wish,
your
find that Poll
Hydropathy
the
's
as
Earth
its
Doctors
fit,I
Sat.
5'
old
you
now.
Virginia !
vSft.
ava/xlffyfrai
as
Noah's
of each
wet
353.
you;
're wedded
is not
Hes.
Theoff. 955.
time
;
and
crime.
blanket
sit
disease
patients'neath
a
X.
vow,
win
romance-quotations
Poll's
've had
And
! 'twas
Ned
!
uxor
JuvEN.
Romantic
!
being loaded
without
loaded
at last and
primed
When,
his
primed
was
one
iii. 5.
Carm,
without
loaded
was
Epist. i, 2.
Horat,
"
miscuit,
his fit of
when
one
sestus.
pistolswith
0' Blunder's
For
continet
blanket
wet
throw
o'er it !
;
102
EPIGRAMS.
With
President
of
sent
to
Bottles,
some
the
of
him
Vultis
"
Falerni
Partem
me
sumere
quoque
?
by
Doctor, from
Long
And
which
flasks
Dear
pine for
"
active
Tremat
desire.
retire.
station,
useful
occupation.
omento
popa
!
venter
Pers.
"Animal
propter convivia
and
Settle
each
"
Aspice
venison, champagne
question with
Satur
anseris
extis.
quam
tumeat
magno
"
Sat.
vi. 74.
Sat.
i.
natum.
Juvenal.
Turtle
i. 27-
Cartn.
kind
your
shelf
my
regain their
to
wished
in Madeira,
HoRAT.
These
prietor
Pro-
refilled.
be
to
and
Funchal,
wines
delicious
of the most
some
of
Chamber
Municipal
Oliveira,
Dr.
which
and
pullets!
bullets.
forc'd-meat
Pers.
Sat.
jecur ansere
Martial,
141.
vi.
majus.
lib. xiii.
Epig. 38.
103
EPIGRAMS.
Quoth
As
"
Gorge, nigh finishing a goose
fine
A
And
ever
as
foohsh
not
flew
bird"
enough
:
too
for
"
much
two
!"
for one.
104
EPIGRAMS.
THE
SHATTERED
CABINET."
Ne
Sedulus
importes,
Minister!
Epist.
HoRAT.
Ask
the
ye
did
He
his work
wiselyand
too
TESTE
Uumperis,
well.
too
miserque
coerces
latras, magnorum
maxime
!
reguui
5a/.
HoRAT.
'Tis
shelvingRepeal
And
coercingpoor
WALPOLE'S
hath
Erin
laid Peel
Cererem
in
The
second
his
for his
and
own
TIPPERARY
frumenti
Audeat
longo fuste, neque
contingere granum.
.
.
The
The
tolls the
knell
agrarianherd
winds
curfew
surlyploughman
And
viii. 292.
head.
acervum
semper
HoRAT.
The
Met.
LOQUITUR.
quis ad ingentem
Projectus vigilet cum
.
!
England's bread!
Si
esuriens
shelf.
spicis intercipit.
bargain'd
baked
i. 3.
RETIREMENT.
Ovid.
first Sir Robert
the
on
himself
coerces
PEEL'S
AND
The
13.
HIBERNIA.
Fuste
et
i.
fell ?
Sir Robert
why
reason
1846.
odium
vehemente,
opera
JUNE,
25th
leaves the world
makes
of
illinc
Sat.
ii. 3.
parting Peel,
scampering
the
Premier
to darkness
and
o'er the
feel.
to
me
!
lea,
TO
TENVOY
No
than
fewer
REPEALERS.
THE
distinct
twelve
Marcini,
Peligni, Vestini,
Picentes,
pini, Porapeiaoi, Venusini,
to
the
in
nites,
in
they alleged
that
increased
the
that
must
they
to
of
but
held
my
that
modern
with
not
return
to
or
greater
a
it !
are
that
Barbarians
life in
various
the
dignity
view
had
told
them
?
in
reply
and
continue
dis-
the
nations
it is not
the
sions
pretenthe
renounced,
but
the
"turbulent
assemblies"
emerge
Having
the
a
from
the
their
by
being
largely
so
and
were
parts of
of
they
are
to
Irish
cipation
parti-
a
pretensions
times
Whether
the
joint deputation
assemblies,
citizenship,and
Samnites,
the
In
citizenship
to
are
turbulent
Sam-
citizens, of which
senate
their
Hir-
and
demand
to
Roman
The
Marsi,
Ferentanse,
a
services
renounce
arms.
sent
us)
their
by
value.
their
flew
663,
privileges of
the
the
Apuli, Lucani,
informs
(as Livy
Rome
C.
U,
year
nations,
barbarism,
mode
of
spent
many
British
and
Marsians
continent,
vileges
pri-
I
procedure
years
can
of
vouch
subject to-day
is
106
great
as
years
that
was
as
and
ago,
that
of
delusion
fatal
inevitable
have
sagas,
2000
if
(which
Heaven
forbid
!) the
Repeal
Separation, Ireland
do
and
not
have
I,
modern
literature
the
steeped
to
laugh
they
sustain
bards
their
but
scalds
and
literature
worth
one
Shakspeare
and
his
and
this, knowing
and
ancient
the
the
claims
which
would
at
that
to
own
say
language
would
Icelandic
in
Irishman,
ancient
the
of
imagine
their
of
modern
no
an
enough
Irish
land
Ice-
and
Europe
character,
surpass
is not
farthingwhich
continental
The
national
they
successors.
of
its
with
succeed,
to
were
literature
history and
annals
and
citizen
letter.
a
independent
an
Roman
estimation
only by
a
being a
consequence.
in the
differ
of
of factious
scribblers.
The
be
allied
twelve
took
Barbarians,
100,000
and
men,
citizenshipfrom
defeating the
the
first Julius
Caesar, who
was
field to
the
to
conquered
a
two
nations,
the
army
Roman
consuls,
Caesar,
then
kinsman
in his
Roman
equal numbers,
of
of
of
number
the
privilegesof
Roman
longer
no
one
the
boyhood
;
of whom
greater
and
the
was
Julius
result
107
of
the
to
of
that
Repealers,
in
bravery,will
on
rolls
of aliens admitted
number
the
had
they
citizens,new
of Roman
equal
that
was
war
the
love
neither
being
the
on
ancient
with
all
take
roll of
British
Repeal
to
motto
fitting
line from
Barbarus
a
hie
PAINTING
ego
sum
the
quia
NAKED
out, and
nor
their
names
But
non
but
:
consent
the
its
to
by
for its
adopt
"
intelligorulli
SAVAGE.
the
recorded
conclude
me
to
Fasti
list
being probably
field
Let
Ovid's
the
to
Barbarism
fanaticism
;
A
made
rolls
of
citizens.
recommending
added
inhabitants.
gloriousprivilegeof having
the
be
to
!
110
p.
27.
The
"
'5
literaryscarecrow
Ich
kenne
Unter
nichts
aermeres
sonn'
der
complete/"
now
als euch
I
Goethe,
I
"
know
Prometheus.
under
pitiful
nought
more
Grecian
fieldsa grinning
the
than
sun
you!"
P.
28.
In
"
Was
black
frowning
Phobetron"
called
set
scarecrow
as
jet ;"
'EKTtTa/xai (pofifpav (j)p4va,
Sei/xorindWony.
*
TTf^TTot,
yiip
audptO/j.a
*^n
^fpw
nrifiaTa'
"Ekjovu
yap
ovTe
x^ovhs Av^frai.
kXvtus
Soph.
"
I
am
distracted
Alack
terror.
"
In
1
"
unnumbered
earth
Rivos
167.
quaking
with
ills ;
the
for
longer ripen."
no
Terriculwn
Rome
mind
fearful
bear
blessed
fruits of the
Ibid.
!
with
153,
(Edi^). Tyran.
"
"
diducere
nulla
Relligio vetuit, segeti prsetendere sepem,
Insidias
avibus
moliri, incendere
vepres.
Georg. i. 269.
ViRG.
Ibid.
"
In
Babylon,
modern
Each
traitor
where
smiles,
we
smooth
call
as
the
silk
monster
Bilk."
This
who
happy
celebrates
art
is
as
it with
"to
literally,
giveone's
0I4 as
the
the
days of Aristophanes,
phrase,Sio\iae(7v
creditors the
robs
slip."
"
xp-ho-ras,
Nub.
433.
Ill
p.
28.
wrong
Sirvente
and
is
the
was
sarcastic
especiallythe
efFusions
upon
the
"Ira
e
taking
of
in
spirit
Assur
of
objurgatory
this
There
portion of
the
Raynouard's specimens,
See
of
lo dons"
dolor"
the
Proven(^al poets.
of the
fire and
Quan
"
of
generic name
minstrelsy.
Troubadour
the
a
many
y
much
occasionally
and
avenging
Sirvents,
loud,
"Sing
the
by
the
Folquet
Chevalier
de Romans,
du
Saracens,
Temple,
in
12G5.
112
P.
28.
And
"
De
others
te
too
supplicium,
sumam
the
ply
can
31.
"
But
what
On
tactics, who
these
are
/"
volo.
ut
Terent.
P.
tomahawk
Andr.
to Bilk
ne'er
Act.
iii. Sc.
3.
dilating cool
heard
of Sandhurst
School r
With
"
at
the
exception of
which
Woolwich,
have
only, we
officer takes
ignorant omission
The
manner.
have
we
cooler
judge
remarked
pocket,
Bilk,
thus
hand
it
that
that
I
am
it
which
of
an
;
of
task,
but
Bilk
on
the
its
commonly
adverse
declines
characteristic
in the
the
this affect
strongest
urging was
that
officers."
our
unfavourable
in
the
there
way
remark
must
at
Not
pickpocket,when
subjectof
the
tary
mili-
a
astonished
does
was
for
Fall
"
certainlyat
how
being caught
found
officers."
our
with
We
"
:
rather
the
on
artillery
Mitchell's
and
Why, directly,
correspondence,I
with
and
;
assertion
of his
Now
to
scientific nursery
the
was
of
the
subsequent number,
point which
no
for
writer
it out
"
argument?
designedfor
Review
forgot Sandhurst
moment
"
the
the
coolness, brazens
our
935,
In
Napoleon.")
the
is
demy
Royal MilitaryAca-
scientific nursery
no
{Atrahilarian,No.
of
the
the
the
to
the
stance
circum-
gentleman's
by
accident
Atrahilarian'
gross
insert
!
s
unfairness
the
letter-writer,pretends
ments
stateto
de-
113
scribe
his
of its
Frankenstein
sham
"
P.
31.
Making
"
Believe
Vide
No.
Witches
in
e'en
938,
creation
owii
statement
that
Hobbes
the
!
sceptical,sayaciotisHobbes
Review
939.
down
knocks
POLITICIAN."
of
Lancashire,"
in No.
the
OUR
then
in broomsticks
Subscriber
from
and
arguments,
and
The
"
and
"
Pott's
letter
of
Atrabilarian
was
to mobs."
Discovery
an
of
indignant
adopted the
paralysed,and
subjectof Witchcraft, as
H
succumb
if afraid
shrank
to
touch
114
though
it !"
witches, I think
for
"
as
real
any
philosopher himself
the
power,"
and
that
not
goes
is
witchcraft
their
declare
to
on
distinctly:
says
that
they are
"justly punished."
"
P.
Who
"The
man)
cannot
are
Europe."
(from
of
Mr.
939.)
quack
that
they are
tliat
horse
a
of
India
they happen
! ! This
a
; so
to
cockney
be
in
and
the
well
and
other
the
they
compounded
in distinguishinga
difficulty
would
wolf
parts of
Lusitanian
"
Kelpies of
naturalist
a
"
might
little have
home
loups-garoux
Kingston's
As
y
Portuguese
wolf
the
"
France, in Esthonia,
No.
Ghouls
Joho
wolf-men
Sketches."
the
'man^
write
even
(Review
assert
q^s and p's
Lusitardan
evidentlythe
in
OF
PHILOSOPHER."
OWN
Lohishomes
famous
so
OUR
Discussing
"
31.
DEVELOPMENT
CRANIAL
ENORMOUS
critical
Scotland
of
of
the
man
or
wolf,
and
proliablyfind
from
a
horse.
115
such
really,
But
stringentremedy.
So
understanding of
his
in the
is
home
"
By
is substituted
man,
he
garou.
"wolf"
the
The
of
secret
to
common
here
circumstance
lobishome
jumped
"loho"
for the wolf
forgotthis
to
in
OUR
as
this
both
and
horse
he
when
blunder
the
the
the
Portuguese
MAN."
loup-
that, finding
confident
conclusion
ridiculous
Poor
flippantly
with
is
his
TRAVELLED
legend,the
Portugal."
identical
names,
the wolf.
not
the
of
in
where,
else-
that the lolis-
records
strange transformation
some
down
the
insult the
readers, that
credulous
of
compounded
requiresa
Bilk
does
carelessly
he
critique,
same
horse
set
misinformation
monstrous
does
not
;
postor
imwhile
mean
116
"wolf"
his
ignorance in writing
the
"man,"
For
of
state
the
all in
The
much
do."
we
strictures
the
following.
the
orders
the
four
but
poor,
of
doors
by
all the
This
A
in
in many
Secondly, it
idle
and
and
by
of
many
is
a
the
fees.
fixed
the whole
fact there
very
of
ministers
the
altar
church
extensive
are
to
"
in supporting
the
chase
pur-
decorations,
supported by
Thirdly, as
deal of wealth
suffices
confraternities.
religious
or
nation," there is
good
is made
parish, the
expended
are
aiford
can
expenses
farthinggoes
and
is not
each
the
cases
is not
tapers, fireworks,
of
In
;" every
that
take
mis-
a
"
money
from
two
or
whole
paragraph
collection
houses
far
go
impositions
blunders
borne by Irmandades,
entirely
poverty
days,
the
short
gross
almost
the
of
such
purpose,
state
money
would
"
all classes
copper
and
idle
for the
the
social
saints'
First, the
lines.
poorest excepted.A
and
The
"
of
condemn
it,by voluntary contribution.
at
the
on
abjectpoverty
than
two
every
paid by
celebration
the
(No. 939.)
fewer
no
for
for
homem.
supporting the
higher
as
contains
Portuguese
as
Bilk's
relievingthe
nation.
home
sillydisplays,in fire-works, wax-candles,
above
towards
as
of
for
poor
other
and
being
Portugal,take
paid by
and
word
specimen
a
Equally palpable is
all,but "bugbear."
at
the
to
"the
abject
no
such
thing.
in the
in
capitalists
country,
Lisbon
and
118
catchingliim
he
hoped
in
mesh
a
there
would
ignorant absurdities
of
be
one
no
his
to expose
where
sions
preten-
dogmatism.
'
F,
"
31.
OUR
Showing
Than
MAN
not
he
OF
SCIENCE.
removed
more
from
the veriest stallion
grammar
knowledge
of
Italian."
In
no
singlenumber
a
fewer than
of two
two
of the Atrabilarian
mistakes
of the commonest
Gazsetta
he
spellswith
by
words
a
Bilk in the
(938) I
find
orthography
in the Italian
language.
singlez (p. 1019), and
Im-
119
The
provvisatoreviith a singlev (p. 1013).
are
of
proved to
them
to roam
the
Gossip," and
the word
which
"OUR
is
3 1
"
p.
his review
"
Our
of
a
Weekly
work
in
DISCHARGE
OF
FUNCTION."
Yet
ignorant
cold
how
to
Cervantes' fame,
blood
write
Don
Quixote's
.'"
it "Quixote,"
spells
As
paddock, through
DILIGENT
CRITICAL
scalping in
1030).
first
spelled.
correctly
And
.
for the
own,
fancy free,
in
AND
name
He
with
second
CONSCIENTIOUS
THE
P.
exclusive
that
in
occurs
he loves
which
Bilk's
essentially
be
mistakes
an
with
two
^'s
{videNo. 939,
ordinaryspecimen of intolerable
120
assumption,which
I
shall
Don
extract
much
acquainted with
would
know
untrue
that
it is
with
just knows
the
information
as
of
leaves
and
is
is
was
make
to
which
at the
very
all the
man's
a
he
Rui
la burla
his
Bilk
tag-endsof
be
the
nated.
assassi-
attests
for
blood
But
boil.
sustain
to
It is true
received
a
that
its
differen
in-
indife-
"
that
the
ingenious author
"blow
the
it
of
satire,and
seen
as
such
and
about
but
up,"
Buscapie,which
writer
purpose,
the
with
la mayor
sumption
as-
desprecio" Navarrete,
y
that he had
the
his
Buscapie (a squib running
lost, but which
successful
quainted
ac-
reviews,
commencement
publiccuriosity.The
Diaz
as
Atrabilarian
!
of
to explainthe object
reality
been
which
such
endeavours
people'sfeet),apparentlyto
the
is well
Spain, of
and
a
is
here
to
foolishly
sent
Cervantes),and
published
of
contempt (" con
even
rencia, objetode
de
never
Kingston
utterlyunfounded
and
Vida
was
acquiredby cuttingopen
to
common
assertion with
work
Mr.
Spain, he
styleof imputinggrovelling
ignoranceto
enough
is
book
nomenclature,
has
of
assumption
literature
sundry works,
This
Kingston
The
he
Kingston were
literature
famous
:
insulting
the
concerning the
If Mr.
"
the
this
favourite."
as
Bilk's
of Cervantes.
Quixote
general
of
remark
a
in every page,
fellowed
be
might
excite
has
since
character
read,
Cervantes
was
in
as
most
himself
121
states
the
at
gentes)."
part
than
the
in
there
of
it
little read,"
Faria
quoth
Yet
"
Bilk
de
great Lope
his
which
him
very
be
same
of
descriptionof
the
Don
years
the
poet
Quixote,
after
the
it
in
was
called
was
api-
contemporary
enthusiastic
was
con
Na-
the
Duke
in his applause
ensalzaron
que
And
Navarr.)
"
its first
the
the
work,
of
Lerma,
publication,to
splendid receptiongiven
English embassy, which
which
never
editions
Indeed
"
were
was
! Four
acquired by
appointed by
year
lo
a
received," says
was
Vega
had
Cervantes
to
S{)ain("
no
appreciation(apreciouniversal)
obras."
sus
first
France, Italy,
learned
(" Las publicasalabanzas
ciprocamente
the
book
! Cervantes
"Quixote
universal
in
the
Bilk
las
de Cervantes),
Fida
publication.
acute) by
Sousa.
y
varrete, with
The
its
of
(most
disimo
in
work
published
Flanders.
first year
de
published
were
Navarr.
general favourite," quoth
the
part of
immediately followingthere
years
Portugal,and
second
in which
year
of the
ediciones."
multipliededitions
a
same
very
editions
four
menoscuatro
and
the
In
the
general aplauso
con
published, 1005,
was
fewer
recebido
("
Quixote
Don
of
commencement
was
Gongora
Sancho
first
re-
fame
caused
in the
write
the
to
printedin Valladolid,
satirized
Panza,
and
by
his
allusions
ass.
a
and
to
Three
publication,viz.,in 1G08,
Cer-
122
issued
vantes
reused
and
most
prized.
Spain
may
himself
The
fame
of
ready
he
had
never
the
"
writer, the
the
the
of
joy
well
standing
in
balcony of
student
observing a
Manzanares, lapng
down
student," said the
Quixote."
So
much
Bilk.
the
he
that
of
for
had
the
"Indeedit
unhappy
monarch,
student
the
picked
up
book
was
from
"
Also
to
of Cervantes'
s
of
time,
exhibiting other
delight.
mad
to the
"
or
That
ing
read-
spot, and
work.
ignorance
The
loose
some
and
banks
actuallyreadingthe
little read!"
from
Philip III.
time
is either
ran
el
todo,
the
ridiculouslyconceited
was
delightful
Madrid,
at
on
frantic
and
ass,
apostrophized
of
palace
courtiers
mistakes
man
his
from
Quixote, whom
musas).
and
violently,
The
road
his
he
the book
extraordinarymovements
found
of
his
hearing
the
on
anecdote
reading a
forehead
strikinghis
he
(el famoso
authenticated
a
writingswhich
full of fame, the
las
in
he
from
muses"
edition
which
who,
author
alegre,el regocijode
other
Don
last
fully
care-
achieved
anecdote
riding
the
is the
had
before, but whom
seen
as
enthusiastically
escritor
the
dismounted
worship
to
this
student
while
first part,
he
the
world, of the
Esquivias to Madrid,
was
from
one
by accident,
name
of the
which
estimated
be
the
edition
corrected, and
relates, in
to
gave
fifth
a
of
fact is that
notion, which
poverty, for his
not
123
being
read
appreciated.
or
profitsof publishing then
the
in after ages
and
was
a
Germany,
appreciatedthere
more
writer
so
famous
The
Bilk
same
"
never
OUR
well
passage.
could
Lope
"They
see,
in
and
Spain
lifetime
de
as
of
;
land,
Eng-
Quixote
but
;
to
never
Cervantes,
Vega.
LINGUIST."
and
arrogance
illustrated
the
caused
his
PROFOUND
immeasurable
are
because
poor,
inconsiderable
were
than
in
except his countryman.
"
was
greater literarycultivation
the
France,
be
He
in
the
impudence
[the Spaniards]"
they
cannot
of
conclusion
see
at
he
of
the
says,
present.
124
the
beauties
This
which
fact would
travelled
have
recorded
with
of
Don
who
they
Bilk
baseless
of
curious
a
essay."
that
curious
entire
I
experience in
my
met
never
have
Peninsula,
It is
know
any
"
and
velation
Re-
Spaniard
lightbook
:"
Kingston,
who
The
with
his
it
to
the
thus
"
knows
and
Bilk
While
It is much
of
fag-end
we
of
tone
tunity
oppor-
too
a
important
light notice
to
of
insultingMr.
gratuitously
most
of
more
take
at
latter takes
driving Bilkish
Assumption's trick, when
Exposes
even
future
a
work,
cannot
the
Peninsula
impostors.
airs
of the
the
[the non-appreciationof
Spanish proverb says
"And
four-fifths
insufferable
Probably at
"
Spain]
at
Bilks
all about
.
discussed
in raptures
that
equallytrue
nothing at
revert
in
and
supinelyignorant,and
are
may
familiar
not
proceeds
Quixote
50,000
is
have
was
pretension:
we
be
It
and
Quixote.
because
Don
!
results
Spain,"
people
read.
subjectof
nearly the
the
judgment,
the
enrapture foreigner^.
information
slightestpretensionto literary
the
with
the
indeed
through
of
or
form
curious,
Very
much
so
the deceiver
that
"
air
will."
his
share.
quill.
once
found
out,
than
a
12G
P.
32.
Li
'
six
short
lines
his
features off
he
polishes."
A
wiseacre
in my
"Ocean
Like
"
discovered
fair
inferred
He
"
Like
not
fair
which
called
I
did
I
such
no
This
existence
of
profound
the
the
over
:
psest
"
"
knew
frequent. Thus,
very
fewer
no
Not
Hamlet's
in
"
so,
That
His
than
was
denote
to
that
cite
first
only
speech,
the
he
it
am
me
merely.
I rion
[This line
to
i' the
much
too
truly
:
these
That
It should
| a sutjr : | so
contains
brachs, together with
the end ; in other
got
poets.
instances
from
famous
are
sages
pas-
the
uses
two
the
words,
sun."
indeed
'gainst self-slaughter. O
canon
Anne's
Queen
better,
have
we
ana-
fifteen times!
lord, I
my
can
Possess
Hype
of
frigidcorrectness
Shakspeare, who
"
critic
beauty latterly
a
"
generallyrecognised,now
"
runs,
anapaesticvariety,
beauty in English poetry
a
more
"
line
fair
introduced, constitutes
sparinglyand judiciously
such
In
Like
"
:
Tlie
thing.
CjthereS," "c.
sea."
the
it thus
pronounced
false quantity
a
followingline:
in the
Cytherea springing from
of the
aware
he
Flower,"
that
Cytherea."
what
"
seem."
God
I
to
come
loving | to
anapaests, and
my
"
God."
O
"
this !''
"
mo
two
| ther."
amphi-
hypercatalectic
syllableat
it contains
fifteen
syllables
127
it should
where
!
musical
(except
and
beauty,
of
it fed
By
what
"
Let
me
"
My
father's
With
"
And
"
Thou
"
I know
"
That
"
"
Not
but
of
would
be
thus
:
is
name
!"
woman
father,"
"
sheets."
incestuous
speech, when
thy lightrelume.
he
proceeding
the
uses
anapaest
excellingNature,
Promethean
When
it in three
uses
but
It needs
must
wither:
love
of
is that
where
not
he
pattern
next
thee
is
even
after:
I'll smell
"
one
more,
and
in
the
sonnet.
it
on
lines,and
and
the
the
tree."
this
the
finest
Southey,
frequently met.
into
plucked thy rose,"
I have
wise
like-
one]
Byron, Wordsworth,
movement
heat
successive
multiply instances,
it
to
"
like my
more
Desdemona,
in the
to
of
"
can
And
no
celebrated
cunnTngSst
[Here
sacrifice
iambus
month
a
Frailty,thy
dexterity to
murder
:
yet within
on't.
brother,
in Othello's
five times
all
coxcomb)
and
anapaest
and
5n,
think
not
such
the
to
at
to."]
Hj'perlI on
"
a
strictly
be
not
which
Hyperion classically,
merely transposing the
"
be
Grseculist
a
is it
yet
it would
it would
that
worthy
the
pronounce
ten,
that
remark,
I may
incorrect
contain
only
the
last."
})assages
of
anapaestic
Wordsworth
Thomson,
"
duces
introone
of
the
128
elegantof Englishpoets, has
most
the
line
the
near
Idleness
uses
the
Some
It is also
of
Castle
"
mood."
in the
;
several
in
great power
followingline,
:
capital city, 8r
less than
if this frame."
"
his
of
times
three
frequentlyused by Spenser
stanza
one
his
dreaming
Lost
Paradise
it twice
"
in her
funded
anapaest with
of the
uses
musical
most
a
actly
ex-
:
passages
he
in
of
commencement
As
"
I,"
"poor
in
"
Indolence
Milton
place as
same
anapaest
an
descriptionof
celebrated
the
in
codile
cro-
:
Unweeting
"
"
His
I do
mournful
not
about
a
know
dunces
can
may
just
observe
penultimate
he
first book
"
Nay,
Faroe
in
which
dunces
metu,
/Eneid
to
the
Greek
say
be
so
much
is familiar.
like themselves, I
long
"
a
the
knows
knowledge
travellingout
of
the
:
Cytherea
editions
to
schoolboy
every
*
unawares."
poetic ear
every
influence
that
up
*
ways,
necessary
was
Cytherea
of the
to
it
swallowed
acquirewithout
may
in many
adherence
that
with
as
perilous wandering
plight,is
matter
But,
which
of the
:
immota
manent
it is written
with
tuorum."
a
more
original Cythersea!
"
close
129
will
He
have
not
for the
Metamorphoses
"
indicii
Exigit
"
Hie
Yet
this
for
March,
quantity
of
word
the
all in any
at
so
where
of Greek
Greek
formation,
with.
met
it does
invariablyuses
fifth
Diomede,
700)
.
there
the
book,
and
not
only
the
one
being used,
the
"
instance
and
!!
the
The
works,
to
it is of
end
of
knows
Goddess
in his
once
is wounded
of
derivative
the
is
there
by
422,
and
"
thors
au-
Iliad,
except
Iliad
a
be
to
four
of the
to
it is of
as
the
Homer,
form
not
crass
course
Cypris" (11.330,
whole
does
which
"Aphrodite,"
where
is called
that
occur.
name
Throughout
is
guesses
beginning
From
named
in the
he
for the
hap-hazard
at
authors, in whose
number
refer to
to
as
phrase), which
found, refers
it is to be
Review"
Euripides,"
authors
of those
ignorance (Lord Brougham's
not
Christians'
England
Cytherea,"
"
one
Luna."
grossly ignorant
Sophocles, and
Pindar,
"Homer,
occur
is
1846,
of
Church
and
Monthly Magazine,
of Horace.
"The
expositor,
pompous
816,
xv.
"
imminente
Venus,
ducit
iv. 190.
"
laboras."
ode
fourth
Ovid's
:
poenam.
Cytherea,
quo,
chores
Cytherea
Jam
"
pro
it in the
will find
he
And
Cythereia
of
out
knowledge
same
memorem
complevit
sua
travel
to
even
and
sey
Odys"
therea"
Cy-
Cythe-
130
KfSepfiTjs.
'IffXttfOtoJ'
(piXOTTiTos (OtTTecpduov
Odi/s. viii. 288.
In
Pindar
Venus
in the
once
is the
Greek
this
celebrated
that
know
does
Venus
one
love
the
not
of
by
the
not
but
the
and
is the
the
which
in
o1
quantity of
the
Deities, with
of the
soft
and
Fates
Pallas
in
and
Tauris
that
in
the
in the
especiallythe
"
subject,where
Kv8j]peia is
not
he
adheres
it does
made
once
invariablyAphrodite
names
ries,
Fu-
that
;
ture
na-
jxiTpias6(ov,
exclusive
name
Greek
all of
Aulis,
act
rant.
ignoto
occur,
second
poet, but
to
pris(Kvirpig)
once
Iphigenia
in the
frequentlyoccur,
use
are
and
to
us
at
Euripides' Iphigenia
Ma/cap6$,
of which
appeal
refers
the female
Artemis
Leto,
of
in
Choruses
Pythionic,
who
thing
any
Cypria"
"
The
for the
chieflydeal,
and
whole
of
parson,
Cyprian Goddess,
Hera
name
knew
would
its masters
of the
or
remains
magnificent
second
Aphrodita."
"
Sophocles"
Cijtherea,
Tragedy, he
the
this
in the
once
person
and
"Euripides
whom
of
us
few
tragedians is equallyblundering
If
word
left
of
name
Olympionic, where
first
is called
she
in the
only twice
has
The
all.
at
occur
used, and
name
where
the
Time
envious
"
not
think
I
occurs
which
poet
it does
and
Cy-
in his other
131
this
productions. If
that
by
and
poet,
calls her, like
that
"
in
does
not
and
Odyssey,
!!"
the
cover
Chorus
a
of
in
he
Chorus
Antigone,
the
(Edipiis
of
name
"
Venus
Cytherea"
Sophocles,Euripides,
in
this
profound
or
that
form
scholar
the
in
refers
for
me
Pindar, Sophocles,and
Homer,
to
of
Sophocles, and
all either
I blush
the
The
name.
yet
of this
her
name
in the
of
Iliad,
"
does
Kinrpn eHtpfperai,
a
the
quantityto
the
phocles,
So-
rarely named
Cypris," as
in
or
and
in
part
at
occur
is
Choruses
same
other
no
Pindar,
or
the
the
by
in
he
rrOfPos
ri
Aphrodita,"
occurs
when
anything of
Trachinice,
the
of
one
Coloneus
Venus
"
Meya
and
that
Euripides,
praisein
in her
know
would
he
pretender knew
add, that
I
ripides
Eu-
find
printed on
in
conspicuous
periodicalthe words,
type"
Edited
"
CLERGYMEN
As
to
the
adopted
correct,
but
THE
CHURCH
OF
ENGLAND."
Anapaestic pronunciation of
syllablesin
three
have
OF
by
in my
it is the
the
"
word
Ocean
only
one
"
Cytherea,"
Flower,"
which
the
first
which
it is not
is correct.
I
only
The
132
first
Siik-ereR, and
the
a
notion, and
thus
Like
Cytherea
line
Like
"
my
halt
a
I
as
line,
by
prove
Grseculist's
would
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own.
in the
will
bad
this
like it very
it
have
I leave
anapaest.
followingline
from
be
can
Lope
much
"
the
be
syllablesto
follows
as
:
sea."
pronounced
introduced
only effectively
it to the
in Lord
de
sea."
Uie
that, quantity indispensably
first
two
short, the word
from
springing
Cytherea springing from
fair
requiring the
Vega
candid
reader
in
whether
lations
exquisiteTrans-
Holland's
lame
and
strengthened by
pleting
com-
does
not
sound
:
"
and
and
"
it is manifest
me
weak
is
according to
accordingto
the
I wrote
the
unless
:
"
To
line
the
printing
sarily
neces-
Si(/h-iheYe". Hence,
not
disagreeablehalt,
very
is
pronunciation
anapaest be introduced, there
and
an
the
syllablebeing short,
Cytherea's temple
From
whether
it would
the
anapaest
line, "fair
"
not
with
be
the
haste
away,"
epithet from
my
own
:"
From
Shakspeare's
fair
ear
Cythferea'stemple
taught
him
haste
the
away."
beauty
introduced
varietyoccasionally
anapaestic
into
of
the
English
134
of
name
know
not
in
the
work
that
the
and
could
we
in medicine,
We
much
so
profession,of
could
the
table,
the
we
but
were
present
find
written
are
Neither
with
the
any
of
those
the
cudgels, entirelyon
I
slightestconnexion,
knowledge
zealous
of
their
in my
A
was
Though
Was
He
blew
And
once
great
his
up
the
library
own
our
of
books
reviewed,
have
But
exposure
I
I
the
not
am
of
as
a
the
chemist,
such
matters
dimmest.
coals,
distill'd so,
like
with
nor
in short.
up
I the
slightest
the
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vow'd
sight in
quite of
tioners
illegalpracti-
public grounds, have
disinterested
He
of
taken
incidentally
have
persons.
coxcomb
medical
legallyqualified."
men
indeed
nor
name
empiricism [most
!]
thus
gentlemen
for whom
the
nine-tenths
by
his
this volume.
from
appeal to
that
graduate
a
put
in
and
Bilk
to
we
should
that
have
deal
quackery
distinguished balderdash,
;
believed
great
a
honours
ficient,
miserably de-
is contained
as
latelyheard
have
have
ALA.,
nonsense
did
we
corporationsof apothecaries,
physicians,were
an
"If
:
medical
for
in
hardly
and
reviewed
examinations
universities, and
our
surgeons,
to
author
or
less
135
That
hlevv up
he
'Twas
P.
36.
Their
"
subjectand
by
both
is not
this line ivill
:
a
in
939.
Father
and
hi
another
subjectand
word.
obsolete
manner
No.
Atrabilarian,
"'Poems
BACON.
yearning eyes perchance
'In
There
FRIAR
OUR
meet
Fide
!
retort
fittin";
a
"
himsclf-
a
/
Daughter.'
manner.'
"
'
"
solete
Ob-
136
P.
3".
Be
"
heartlessness
that
sure
monster
a
brands!"
Tovrhv
i^vxcv
Vvxav
"This
exovra.
hath
man
a
soulless
!"
soul
P. 38.
Vet, slimy
"
Can
Quje
Bilk
tibi
the
as
he lohen
boni
summa
est
tribe at
finny
times
hanquet-giverrhymes."
a
"
39.
all that 's new,
Re-writing
A
is to
found
be
"
of this
instance
curious
in
No.
he robs."
unparalleled
effronteryreview
938,
Sketches."
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the
On
"
especiallyof
Cathedral, it would
easy
would
interest
of
them
so
with
over,
never
that
about
As
resided
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"one
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set
most
impudence
scarcelyadd
happen
than
more
to
slightand
one
to
in
nicles
chro-
has
passed
exception,
Portugal,where
four years, and
his foot
that
veracious
inaccurate
know
legendary-
much
author
our
as
ston's
King-
its far-famed
adduce
the
from
reader
Portugal. But,
will we."
have
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to
Mr.
of
historyof Guimaraens,
be
iv. 17.
Sat.
praise he fobs.
the
lohom
Yet, oh ye gods, abuses
patella.
vixisse
Uncta
.'
Pers.
P.
1334.
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Aristoph.
as
it, I take
Bilk
I
happens
leave
to
say
exception" is
slightand
inaccurate
monstrous
piece of assumption and
which
that
I
the
have
ever
insinuation
witnessed.
is
I
need
grosslyuntrue.
137
But
not
in
even
immorality
pen.
well
As
inaccurate
that
"
The
some
in his
monks
Bilk
a
knows
does
as
monks
not,
them
of
piqueshimself
few months
of intense
accustomed
he
are
since
ridicule
his
on
I
to
saw
a
the
on
the
most
historyof singersand
OUR
IDEAL
hilarian
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it would
be
man
that
No.
twelve
!
only
subject
where, in his
affectingto
CHOREGRAPHIC
back
It is
article of his the
absurd
The
938.
years
know
thing,
every-
hotch-potchof
dancers.
OF
the
and
Continent,
pretensious
way,
made
tell him
to
operaticnotices.
an
of
mostly unfrocked,
again,"vide
them
secularized
were
leave
following passage
metamorphosed,
so
know
to
the
as
number
the
Portugal,which
remain
that
I take
house.
own
of
tense
in-
characterize
Kingston
computation
Kingston
^Ir.
difficult
Mr.
might
such
Atrahilarian
the
presidesover
as
Bilk's
saucepans
I witnessed
Portugalhave
ART.
the
138
P.
This
"
40.
annalist
profound,
of
Hume's
own
kidney.
Confounds
Vide
No.
948, 27
think, nearlythe
observations
the
There
is
that
slipof
more
the
friend
of
where
month
which
of
name
I
extend
my
two
"
OUR
presents
re-
Hubert
correspondent,
of two
rations,
gene-
surpassed in
once
founding
con-
Spanish painterZurbarcw
Espartero'sgeneral Zurbario
than
Bilk
correspondentof Algernon.
he
the
is, I
of October.
and
and
This
1845.
only a slightdifference
mistake
the
with
December,
friend
Philip's
as
a
Philipwith Algernon SidneyP'
only instance
beyond
Sir
Languet,
Sir
centuries
ARTIST-CRITIC.
!
"
a
httle
139
P.
"'Tioas
42.
discovered
just
Notes
P.
That
"
43,
few
and
Bards
the
wonder
can
ivere
viewers."
Re-
Scotch
1844.
dogmatic
Scot
poet'sfame dispensedby
think the
Should
lot.''
Smith.
Adam
P.
English
"
to
Murray's complete Edition,
"
linen
/"
Pindar's
Fide
the
that
"
dub
brilliant'
Nor-'
"
47.
book
one
steals
that
to
fame,
the
burke
And
"
author'
the
with
second
s
name."
is its
dirtiest part of Criticism
The
known
he
because
"
to
Tartarus
Ilia
is lauded
unknown
The
is
a
to
sistency.
inconspiteful
the
skies
chip"
"brother
57
prius creta,
The
"
Tertia
post
Ssevior
Age
hsec
mox
carbone
De
.
.
notasti
nefas
:
Non
ex
socer
subiere
rapto
a.
duro
:
genero
v.
108.
d."
commix
Brass
proles,
est
ultima
pejorisin
ferro.
sevum
fugerepudor, venimque,
locum
et vis, et
Insidireque,
Vivitur
of
!
.
irrumpitvense
In quorum
and
illas successit aijnea
.
Omne
Iron
of
ingeniis
Protinus
signed
con-
:
Pebs.
P.
is
"
the
;
non
:
amor
fidesque;
fraudesque,dolique:
sceleratus
hospes
fratrum
ab
habendi.*
*
hospitetutus,
quoque
gratiarara
est.
140
diem
Filius ante
The
in
patriosinquirit
railwaymania
to
annos.
hair !
a
Ovid.
P.
58.
The
"
Poet
cold
And
must
now
critic scorn,
conquer
Cantabant
surdo
nudabant
;
pectora
"In
thou
vain
tear
cseco.
1. iv. Eleg.
Propert.
58.
Roland's
ivith
Indifferencerouse
r
horn
P.
i.
Met.
the Bard's
st
9.
Promethean
heart,
Still he
defiesthee
5e fxiv
Tvire
Aeprpov
art"
iKarspde irapr)ij.4v"ji
ijirapiKfipoy,
(ffco
SvvovTfs.
Vidtures
"
thou
vengeful as
"
Hom.
"
Odys.
both
sitting on
xi. 577.
sides
his
gnaived
(Tityos')liver, penetrating
in
the
to
vitals."
Immortale
Hier
to
suffer
thee, as
P.
59.
yEn.
*
forme
Zu
geniessen
Und
deia
Wie
ich !
and
"
"
vi. 598.
*
gleich
sey,
weinen,
zu
und
nicht
freuen
zu
zu
sich,
aohteu
Goethe,
form
a
race
that may
enjoy rejoice
"
"
Prometheus.
and
be hke
me
be heedless
;
of
I !"
Lisbon's
"So
See the
from
Virg.
geschlecht, das mir
leiden,
weep
"
ich,
Zu
sit I
Here
"
sitz
Ein
"
jecur.
Atrabilarian
Cornhill
to
Grand
Chelsea
Review
Cairo.
'
Belema'
he calls."
of Titmarsh's
Voyage
142
"
It
dogs
surprise
cannot
much
so
should
men
like
dog,
since
;
that
me
is
man,
love
pitiful
a
sneak."
P.
87.
Xear
"
Biston's
float,
Clazomenian
For
thee
and
lake
nothing
in
make
on
were
of
a
mad
as
P.
horses
joke
the
"
101.
of
serious
When
which
to
as
be
to
Abderae
"
mala
character
a
as
rabid,
the
let
horses
to
and
were
it
as
Hydrophobia finds specificsure.
will be
persiflagewill
of
not
be
I believe
this
may
in
an
system
this
be
equallynumerous
as
to
any
The
other
cure."
mistaken
Hydropathy
utterlypernicious.
applicableto
certain
a
restraint.
which
though
applied,
it would
that
said
was
them
grazed on
Democritus's
colony. The
The
inflammatory
so
condemnation
regulationand
diseases
Clazomenian
cules,
Her-
by
people.
this
trust
a
founded
was
surface.
Hydropathy
I
.'"
neighbourhood
its
float
the
was
its
could
horse
entertainment
found
augmented by
"
pascua
and
man
cityof Democritus,
Biston
nought
where
*
*
The
the
Abdera,
lake,
within
there
for
a
proper
are
many
advantageously
class
Golden
of
cases
Mean
circumstance
is
in
143
life, and
steer
them
safely recommended
be
may
clear
Atcipe
of
slaver
dictum
supremo
Quod
tibi
bilk's
qui
mittit
first
forsitan
habet
non
Critics to
scurrility.
mihi
peep
THE
William
and
to
at
oro,
ipse, vale.
the
biliad.
END.
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