4B TV 4B The Brunswick News / Friday, March 26, 2010 Television & Entertainment HIGHLIGHTS 7:00 AM - Ch. 12: TODAY (CC) Spring fashion; fast beauty fixes; James Spader. (N) ’ (4 hrs.) 7:30 AM - Ch. 5: MARTHA SPEAKS (CC) (DVS) Martha and the other dogs work with Mrs. Demson to get enough people to sign a petition to ban fireworks. ’ (EI) 8:00 AM - Ch. HBO: MOVIE ››› “Kit Kittredge: An American Girl” (CC) After a hobo boy is accused of a string of robberies in Depression-era Cincinnati, a girl and her pals go on a hunt for the real culprit. Abigail Breslin, Joan Cusack. ’ (1 hr., 45 mins.) 8:00 AM - Ch. HIST: PUNISHMENT (CC) Criminal punishment has changed dramatically during the course of history. (2 hrs.) 9:00 AM - Ch. 10: LIVE WITH REGIS AND KELLY (CC) From Las Vegas; Neil Patrick Harris; Uncle Kracker performs. ’ (60 mins.) 9:30 AM - Ch. 9: DEAL OR NO DEAL (CC) An offbeat substitute teacher hopes to win $500,000 to buy his mother a sports car. ’ 10:00 AM - Ch. 11: MID MORNING LIVE WITH SONNY AND JODY Community member interviews and guests. 10:00 AM - Ch. 10: THE DR. OZ SHOW (CC) Cancer risks; super foods; fatigue fighters. ’ (60 mins.) 10:00 AM - Ch. 13: THE WENDY WILLIAMS SHOW (CC) Reality TV star Kendra Wilkinson; chef Jamie Oliver. (N) ’ (60 mins.) 11:00 AM - Ch. 7: MAURY (CC) A woman suspects her boyfriend is cheating with her cousin. (N) (60 mins.) 11:00 AM - Ch. 10: THE VIEW (CC) Actors Ben Stiller and Greta Gerwig; bathing suits for different body types; Paula Deen. (N) ’ (60 mins.) 12:00 PM - Ch. 13: JERRY SPRINGER (CC) Stories of cheating lovers. (N) ’ (60 mins.) 12:30 PM - Ch. MAX: MOVIE ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (CC) Friends and lovers try to navigate their way through the complexities of modern relationships, sometimes misconstruing the true intentions of the opposite sex. Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston. ’ (2 hrs., 15 mins.) 1:30 PM - Ch. 13: JUDGE HATCHETT (CC) A man wants to establish the paternity of his wife’s children. 2:00 PM - Ch. HGTV: BANG FOR YOUR BUCK (CC) Comparing three master suites that were each renovated for $40,000. 3:00 PM - Ch. 9, 11: LET’S MAKE A DEAL (CC) Former host Monty Hall returns to host a game. (N) ’ (60 mins.) 4:00 PM - Ch. 10: THE BONNIE HUNT SHOW (CC) Craig Robinson; David Zinczenko reveals shocking secrets about FRIDAY MORNING Comcast MARCH 26, 2010 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:0010:3011:0011:3012:0012:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 NETWORK & AREA CHANNELS (WSAV) (WJXT) (WJCT) (WCWJ) (WTEV) (WJXX) (WTOC) (WTLV) (WAWS) (WTBS) 3 Today Spring fashion; James Spader. 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(Live) (CC) College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) Paid Program Letterman Wheel Fortune Jeopardy! (N) Who Do You Think You Are? (N) Dateline NBC ’ (CC) News The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Late Night Family Guy ’ The Simpsons House “Moving the Chains” Kitchen Nightmares (N) ’ (CC) News News Two/Half Men Seinfeld (CC) That ’70s Show Scrubs (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy ’ Family Guy ’ ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004, Suspense) Matt Damon. (:10) ›› “Into the Blue” (2005) Paul Walker, Jessica Alba. (CC) CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) 32 CSI: Miami “Nothing to Lose” Criminal Minds ’ (CC) Criminal Minds ’ (CC) Criminal Minds “Compulsion” ’ Criminal Minds ’ (CC) Criminal Minds “Plain Sight” ’ (12:01) Criminal Minds ’ (CC) (AMC) 48 (5:30) ›‡ “Red Planet” (2000) Val Kilmer, Carrie-Anne Moss. ›››‡ “Gangs of New York” (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio. A man vows vengeance on the gangster who killed his father. ›››› “The Untouchables” (1987) (CC) (DISC) 35 Cash Cab ’ Cash Cab ’ Dirty Jobs “Ice Salvage Crew” ’ Dirty Jobs Harvesting walnuts. ’ American Loggers ’ (CC) American Loggers (N) ’ (CC) Dirty Jobs Harvesting walnuts. ’ American Loggers ’ (CC) (DISN) 16 Wizards-Place Wizards-Place Wizards-Place Wizards-Place “Harriet the Spy: Blog Wars” (2010) Jennifer Stone. Wizards-Place Wizards-Place Han. Montana Phineas Ferb Suite/Deck Suite Life That’s-Raven (E!) 56 The E! True Hollywood Story ’ E! News (N) The Daily 10 (N) Sexiest “Beach Bodies” Kendra Kendra The Soup (N) The Soup Chelsea Lately E! News Chelsea Lately The Soup (ESPN) 14 SportsCenter (Live) (CC) NFL Live (N) SportsNation (N) (CC) 2009 World Series of Poker 2009 World Series of Poker SportsCenter (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) (ESPN2) 15 Interruption Coll. Basketball Baseball Tonight (CC) Women’s College Basketball Boxing Friday Night Fights. 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(Subject to Blackout) (Live) Hawks Live! 3 Wide Life Raceline FIGHTZONE Presents Soapbox (TLC) 40 Say Yes-Dress Say Yes-Dress Four Weddings ’ (CC) What Not to Wear “Kandiss” ’ What Not to Wear “Jackie” (CC) Top Yam: La. Pageant What Not to Wear “Jackie” (CC) Top Yam: La. Pageant (TNT) 17 Law & Order “Birthright” ’ Bones “Judas on a Pole” (CC) Bones “The Man in the Cell” ’ ›› “The Wedding Planner” (2001) Jennifer Lopez. (CC) ››‡ “We Are Marshall” (2006) Matthew McConaughey. (CC) (TOON) 42 Johnny Test ’ 6TEEN Stoked Batman: Brave Ben 10: Alien Force Star Wars Would Happen King of the Hill King of the Hill Clerks ’ (CC) American Dad Mighty Boosh Mighty Boosh (USA) 25 NCIS “Brothers in Arms” (CC) NCIS “Nine Lives” ’ (CC) NCIS “Murder 2.0” ’ (CC) ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. (CC) ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) Kate Hudson. (CC) fast food. (N) ’ (60 mins.) 5:00 PM - Ch. TLC: WHAT NOT TO WEAR (CC) A young woman about to enter law school needs to learn how to dress like an adult. ’ (60 mins.) 6:00 PM - Ch. USA: NCIS (CC) Gibbs and the team must take action after the director’s risky solo meeting with an informant ends with a death. ’ (60 mins.) 7:00 PM - Ch. 9, 11: COLLEGE BASKETBALL (CC) “NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA” From Houston or St. Louis. (Live) (2 aerial imagery aboard the flying reptiles. For small children, the movie may not rate as high on the laugh and sight-gag meter as some of those earlier, more slapstick-y DreamWorks tales. After a slow, rather droning start, though, “How to Train Your Dragon” takes off on an exhilarating ride through the ancient Norse world, the hardscrabble landscape also a pleasant change from the softer realms of other cartoons. Based on Cressida Cowell’s children’s book, the movie follows the adventures of Hiccup (voiced by Jay Baruchel), the scrawny, misfit son of Viking chief and master dragon-slayer Stoick the Vast (Gerard Butler). A disappointment to his dad and a joke to his community, Hiccup is determined to make up for his lack of brawn by using his wits to bring down a Night Fury, the fiercest breed among the dragons that besiege his island village. He actually succeeds, but finds he lacks the hard heart it takes to as dumb as it sounds, right? Well, “Hot Tub Time Machine” pretty much is as dumb as it sounds, its goofy but potentially clever concept landing closer to the moronic monotony of “Dude, Where’s My Car?” than the inspired idiocy of “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure.” Some of the trouble arises from Cusack’s castmates in this tale of four losers who travel back to 1986 to settle old scores and do a little messing with the timeline for personal profit. Cusack is fine, wandering the action like a manic Scrooge who has come back to see how he squandered his early promise with bad choices. As one of his buddies, Craig Robinson captures the same droll charm he brings as the warehouse foreman on “The Office.” But much of the story hinges on character actors Rob Corddry and Clark Duke, who overdo everything with a shrillness that makes the movie’s crass jokes and gags all the more obnoxious — and a lot less funny than they might have been. The thin plot centers on three middle-aged buddies grown apart: insurance salesman Adam (Cusack), whose girlfriend just left him; party guy Lou (Corddry), who has no friends, no job and no prospects; and hen-pecked married man Nick (Robinson), who gave up his music dream and now works in a chic canine-care shop. With Adam’s video-game geek nephew Jacob (Duke) along for the ride, these three take a weekend trip to the ski resort that was the scene of their best times in the ’80s. One drunken night, and presto, Mr. Hot Tub Time Machine sends them back to a pivotal night of their youth for a chance to either let time play out the same sad grooves or use their knowledge of the future to create a better past for themselves. The silly title, the Cusack-1980s connection, the goodhearted spoof of a decade that still brings back a wince of embarrassment for many who lived through it. You just want this movie to be a hot, bubbly nostalgia bath to soak away some of the worries of today’s serious times. Sadly, “Hot Tub Time Machine” never stokes up to more than a lukewarm whirlpool. “Hot Tub Time Machine,” an MGM release, is rated R for strong crude and sexual content, By DAVID GERMAIN The Associated Press hrs., 30 mins.) 8:00 PM - Ch. 3, 12: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? (CC) Matthew Broderick’s family history helps historians solve a 150-year-old mystery. (N) ’ (60 AP/Paramount Pictures Hiccup, voiced by Jay Baruchel, rides Toothless in a scene from “How to Train Your Dragon.” finish off the dragon. Instead, Hiccup feeds and nurses the wounded dragon, which he names Toothless. With his skills as a dragon whisperer, Hiccup becomes a local hero among the villagers and a rival for fierce classmate Astrid (America Ferrera). “How to Train Your Dragon” really soars in the visual department, the animators presenting a 3-D world of bleak, mythical beauty in the island’s crags and mists. “How to Train Your Dragon,” a DreamWorks Animation release distributed by Paramount, is rated PG for sequences of intense action and some scary images, and brief mild language. Running time: 98 minutes. ★★★✩ ‘Hot Tub Time Machine’ provides a lukewarm soak The Associated Press If you had a hot tub that could transport you to any era in time, would you really make a beeline for the 1980s? That’s where the filmmakers headed with “Hot Tub Time Machine,” a not-so-excellent, dudewhere’s-my-youth adventure that’s occasionally amusing but mostly is as lazy, self-involved and garish as that chintzy decade itself. The ’80s make an easy target, and casting John Cusack, one of the most enduring stars to rise from that decade, adds to the flashback and lends some assurance that you’re not forking money over for a hot tub and getting a rusty, leaky old claw foot tub instead. If this guy signed on, it can’t be MARCH 26, 2010 11:30 12:00 12:30 NETWORK & AREA CHANNELS Animated ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ flies high By DAVID GERMAIN Dr. Phil ’ (CC) News News Martha Arthur Maury (CC) News News News News The News at 5 (N) News News Seinfeld Name King Friends (A&E) 32 Crime 360 (CC) The Sopranos (CC) CSI: Miami “Recoil” CSI: Miami (CC) CSI: Miami (CC) CSI: Miami (CC) Criminal Minds ’ The Sopranos (CC) CSI: Miami “Recoil” CSI: Miami (CC) CSI: Miami (CC) (AMC) 48 Celeb Butt Lift Paid Paid The Prisoner (CC) The Prisoner (CC) The Prisoner (CC) ››‡ “Pitch Black” (2000) Radha Mitchell. (CC) Red (DISC) 35 Paid Robison J. Meyer Paid Cash Cash Cash Cash Treasure Quest ’ Treasure Quest ’ Treasure Quest ’ Treasure Quest ’ Treasure Quest ’ Treasure Quest ’ Cash Cash (DISN) 16 Handy Mickey Agent Mickey Manny Movers Jungle Chugging Tigger Einsteins “Starstruck” (2010) ‘NR’ Sonny Sonny Sonny Sonny Sonny Wizards Wizards Wizards Wizards (E!) 56 True H’wood The E! 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Spin City Spin City Spin City Spin City Bernie Bernie Malcolm Malcolm Bernie Bernie 70s Show 70s Show (FXSPO) 67 Final Final Final Paid Paid Outdoors Paid Paid NHL Hockey: Capitals at Hurricanes NHL Hockey: Coyotes at Predators Champ. Billiards Fish Kid Pitch World Poker Tour: (HBO) Blindsided ’ (CC) “Kit Kittredge: American” (:45) ››‡ “Inkheart” (2009) ‘PG’ (CC) ›› “The Women” (2008) Meg Ryan. ’ ›› “Speed Racer” (2008) Emile Hirsch. Clash ››› “Marley & Me” (2008) ‘PG’ (CC) (H&G) 39 Cash At Kitchen Top 10 Gene Buck Buck For Rent For Rent To Sell To Sell House House Income Design Buck Block Colour Color Outdoor Sarah D. Design Get Sold (HIST) 49 Save Our History Punishment (CC) Seven Deadly Sins Seven Deadly Sins Seven Deadly Sins Modern Marvels Punishment (CC) Seven Deadly Sins Seven Deadly Sins (LIFE) 28 Balanc Balanc Reba ’ Reba ’ Reba ’ Reba ’ Frasier Frasier Will Will Wife Swap (CC) Wife Swap (CC) Wife Swap (CC) Housewives Desperate House. Housewives (MAX) (6:50) ›› “Love Field” (1992) (:40) ››‡ “True Confessions” (1981) “Sisterhood -Traveling Pants 2” ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (CC) (:45) ››› “Role Models” (2008) ’ ‘R’ ››‡ “I Come in Peace” ‘R’ (SPIKE) 37 Paid Paid Paid Ripped CSI: NY ’ (CC) CSI: NY ’ (CC) CSI: NY “Prey” ’ CSI: NY ’ (CC) CSI: NY ’ (CC) CSI: NY ’ (CC) CSI: Crime Scn CSI: Crime Scn CSI: Crime Scn (SPSO) 71 Joint Paid Foods Secret ACC Tanner World Poker NHL Hockey: Maple Leafs at Thrashers ACC FIGHTZONE Presents FIGHTZONE Presents World Poker (TLC) 40 18 Kids 18 Kids Baby Baby Baby Baby Clean Sweep (CC) Say Yes Say Yes What Not to Wear Baby Baby Baby Birth Day 18 Kids 18 Kids Say Yes Say Yes What Not to Wear (TNT) 17 Angel “Conviction” Charmed ’ (CC) Charmed ’ (CC) Supernatural (CC) Supernatural (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Cold Case ’ (CC) Cold Case ’ (CC) Law & Order ’ Law & Order ’ (TOON) 42 Hero 108 Pokemon Yu-Gi-Oh! 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Bonnie Hunt Show News Deal-Deal Ellen DeGeneres Home Videos Raymond King nudity, drug use and pervasive language. Running time: 99 minutes. ★★✩✩ 4429 New Jesup Hwy (across from Hardees) Brunswick mins.) 8:00 PM - Ch. 7: AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL (CC) Former contestant Toccara Jones visits; the contestants take part in a dance-inspired photo shoot.