BILIAD, CRITICIZE; TO HOW OTHER AND T. BY D'ESPRIT. JEUX M. HUGHES, Otean "The AuttioTDfRntlsUDDiDTSpiiii," Tik REPEAL, OF DIRGE THE il aiiyypii^oiiai. ypaiiluiTia! LONDON : PRINTED FOR THE AUTHOR, Flower," be. 2^3H5"cr.^4" ^ ^' HARVARD COLLCet I HIHAItY FROM fTHE BEQUEST fttMT.MM^EN OF WENDCLt ista LONDON \nL.LIAM 8TEVBNS, TSMPLB : PRINTKB, BAR. BBLL YARD, INTRODUCTION. Mankind without as up flogging I a past editor trouble the took in winter of a London ignorance languages, of I have journal Italian, the well as as A the four of 2 Spanish, of numbers which manners, alone the during detected the the following blunders the literary of the 1845, Portugal, under In out note to themselyes labouring October, month, single jackpuddings setting ignorance. travelling without pages, for and while Ephori, rudimental grossest of ridicule Censorship, the enough, race a superadded the assuming ridiculous certainly are in the lous scanda- most and guese Portu- statistics, 4 INTRODUCTION. and customs, the larger generally, literature. and of which poems but keenly the Repeal When and a gives inquire he by I man the In smaller recorded of the sphere the Irishman an of honour, himself himself acroamatic what and faction, concerning apply here types is and only other title and pimting-press for that a set that up can is the certain a be the position submit unit naked one we ? warranto quo up despotic slaughter, hath printing-press, set his to disgustingly of of writ a sometimes intolerably love mere pulpit, or we becomes he ferocious, for chair taken lazily when slaughtering immediately has oftener habitually in airs, he right dictatorial, together which censorship mind country's ensconces assumes, answer criticism movement. But The the from his to of opened our impartially on dogmatism. and have removed ahve of requires. produced abroad, likewise character description follow impressions resident the the literature present our of question have I with of scraped the and his type; sufferance INTRODUCTION. When comes the of jay and " needful a forked fools is with of a are theft the all " This is and, and the slight the ideas) to the some is not where and three the veil author's such the work the of out four or of too a hrain, strictly true," style great, always "The pages of dozen disparaging forth throwing change a it give trouhle hecomes snip slight very appropriating it When world the mix to re-write to own. append to as whom AtrabUarian assumption character, from come these depreciation, condescends care straw- Oracle Sir great appropriated, reviewer tion very (for proceed (retaining they the like) yaluahle thus over Swift's shivering their reviewer's the is which in written seen information, as mode are never praise and hestuck, of pattern a pluck to is tail his naked a wires^ upon common critiques has what what duty he- worshipped. have The which with it ignorance^ paramount world radish/* mounted head and quills the to conyicted task the show added is this to O the lines as taking ohserva- proposi- 6 INTRODUCTION. thus tion other stated is of dust pinch pretensions three force the to snip he of a say life not " gobemofuche the the severe, all the Herod his world, cronies' has rogue conclusion must the that, be The that his the because a monstrous edicts issue The ovm. to he is into proprios lofty cunning mo- Herod's, (liberos by the Seraphic like and deceived which sine the innocents unlike enough to opinio dogmatical. so by specifying slaughterhouse, except he text, but " occidens) to valet schoolmen; was but Non ing disguis- obliging your without of compelled or snub, " the of with rohbery, task is again lines reason. massacring at literary rush dozen Grub-Street this which he his thus wholesale bantling, teric exo- proceeds Gipsy-like the usual himself Doctor aim a the appends mentis*' of half of his shame, out shadow of with features the of more the vindicated he some or of eyes capacity, pages wearied until, the haying critical to four or for Then, community.' correct/' quite not tone assume, so lessly ruth- wiseacre. 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A lofty tone, which I bellicose le (has of is since the German, but though there England, others some with growing is burthen and of have much inflicted 7e should I just the been its borne paper-capt so criticism' long, Phalaris in with ized human- are progress, The daily. and ; effect, and becoming despotism derstood un- subject noticing; am dained or- elapsed this and outrage the illustrious an little now high better but with have the have upon moralized odious be of of an by forth in that years class, instead and style public writer, splendid and such and views which their age, should the produced assumption how the ontprit wholesome more Forty put reviews the in of noble were is the a introduced, practised. they yet ing say- prendre de nous Ci'vilization, Fichte, as that be of just d a during salon Anglois c'est duties and of " ! should priest Parisian a bien, paramount reminded am 1840:/*Les indeed, time, criticism and of ton) I in eh ton; bdton It heard ferment haut ! quotha / der won- intolerable how the should tures tor- not 8 * INTRODUCTION. have made him his be by self-love but ; the shaven his flded and or distress authors I am (which work) to puts into I in to by an unshin- an ture tor- an upon of that un* terrible there is but " the Midas ground : the give to un- exquisite print. mean of It is the keenest when himself a of severity part a the compelled And for Asylum hole a by horns Hanwell with con* Pan by wrongs world. the take humbug. fellow to occasions. has few a ignorance icy spigot an the opponent no needful of leave, to in flattering very compared rushing Apollo's taxed vulgar as Between alternative, one be might Death " and vdth conidemned crown. here not twitted dripping dilemma of be to shoeblack, to is shoeblack, and ignoramus, than worse a him roast Medusa^ by a of victim bulls. mocked cleanness ing I brazen own To the clamour. Agrigentine of this ere of very forward in ignorant as a upon temperament my production deUght criticism of the or the present exposure a genius, very I feel of dull as 9 INTRODUCTION. much satisfaction plucking of the severity itself tone," itself man's no of in abuse tremendous by a nod of assertion (the have an should cant always be ipse and This rule observed, that of right, and racter cha- privilege of in be no ral gene- or supported in a the incapable or unless ; out with- puerility, dishonest tolerated the never ; ignorance, of the should dixit equity disposing as power to received that ; permitted or stupidity, specific examples. I or customary criticism), way, a of to as he letters and allowed principle should of republic justify character he assertion work, sanctioned, conceded, like the so reputation clear damnatory unknown an proof this against up of should called^ that always pretension is foreigners, assured feel should no it as I is ahuse, of amazement censure that ; the school insulting civilization. of detail in ''high to of and sweeping in myself as Tomahawk the But England, shame great that of its plucked, him seeing patriot. with reproach and set sham a criticism, the in my truth by humble it is the 10 INTRODUCTION. safeguard only of "Enlarge whom The mahties." shall the both offices) only, a claim of what to life, shall or happens indeed! The is of a a ; and the what sacred Chief reputation. his " The than fourpenny currency, Justice cellor Chan- and Limited space, for argument is are there dearer some assassin's cases where whose purse for decision is duty? highwayman's analogous criminal minds obtained have and without rope here, critic, for- name the of reasons legal common in Not or authors, charge, the to generous from as had bench the to exemption me the from regard rob civil, the his is, answer of merits omit reason? clearly property dimensions, necks our of in question journal order needful cannot Greeks (the word but stated is critic My without execute judge tion descrip- every space. the to as to mean the to against enormity. limited of altogether you stating and space your silent be told be public malice spiteful shall I the to limited. plea dering plunYou for mur- 1 1 INTRODUCTION. der a is not narrow different. verv passage with life. In Tou the massacre ahundant obtained, leisure time some lariarCs modus text re-written are the the thrust showed nobleman's choice made his Hke to be of to heard of of ceremony '* have six pair of another than one of Roderick deceased Atrabilor air, tricked out which he has a trick " characteristic of black this of not always sometimes Hfe are but With text. scruple or and neck the however, ; their and more learned knowledge master language, the Strap, nearly universally claim crimson, by very Authors, Strap^s left enough a without own management. dead, supplied with author's which in first the seized world the I Atrabi- own with pass the (apparent) own to scraps I find which himself forth with have his coolness clothes walks rian one into of pages instances many Ufe, of reviewer's the in imperturbable Random his into being and heels Whole to in honour. invalid glimpse victim him allid an a operandu sentences fame of back, suffer to my his meets limited too " He cloth breeches, velvet." irritable I class. 12 INTRODUCTION. who not were walk off all at their with this that willing laced *'hat, should charlatan with gold, point 4 There d^Espagney daring Macaire in which quam-ne reponam?^* always its liar of the of detected self-imposed its such censor, whatever has and is not medicine is its long of some- and although making and traps, in made I into have personally for several fami- me ignorance these an luckily residence necessarily outrageous in which Atrabilarianhns, languages, that, nun- appropriating without My " spirits. re-writing these the recommends, not the from but ; contemptuous sensitive continent most interest the also due Robert Jerrold's England, temptation a tumbled. the with evitably no is of one exposure, parts of ideas, than more to system author's their the of Douglas in Cervantes intolerable This is which of genus richly so and resisted, deaprecio, times is and France, Whitefeather ducking indignation converts appropriators saves about impudence amusing an frequently and school Barabbas ' which robbery laughter, into is thus in iii- this having disclosures. 13 INTRODUCTION. they truth. the I nudities lingual of blunders possibly may selection a thing as typographical abound. of in orthography in thrice that foolish he the several over, made the to districts the disguised and written text; erudite expositor the of and glorious held forth own, upon such a first actually land was will they propriated ap- mistakes " is Not for the " en- commonly but of he it to in once, did embody it a power these possibility a like appropriation, Spain. his mistake word with enfite^tsis " other is There absurd most beyond prove if review, recenfV which by and boys and b^^t^^iz. title the fiteusis," a historical quite wholesale his in Atrabilarian, little pity to course despotic and hand^ errors, In and myself dignified. silence one held in due trimestrial feel I only can sulky editions the and ; in expose two or rod with schoolmaster think one allegiance my topographic periodicals. pretensions of too and some by compelled absolutely are copy in see doubt his how relation the re* the be- 14 INTRODUCTION. landlords tween would they word " Justin inculti beneficial introduce found be of of right as my a remedy unhappy the latter it is paid) making and ager," locationis, ek in lege prsestituta merces revertantur." of and the far agricultural from and desirable will which enlargement so so The country. In tenant-right be in for is which received." was alicui would without occupancy " genus colono species Ireland, into Est dominum which interest it quamdiu the precisely ^' : agri ad nunquam is it thus change ifjuf^vrevrng, emphyteuticus ut Spanish the scarcely his once the for when was " it at metaphorically an deserti ac with and locantur, solvatur, long of betrayed Greek, it defines perpetuum to the hoped If Spanish, taken than speaks Thomasius fact is grafting," better thing enough and Spain, enfitensis and from letter a quo Greek enfiteusis," " signifies a the oddly of ignorance in tenants improve charlatan The of and bably pro- tresses dis- unshaken of rent being (so the 15 INTRODUCTION, introduction of which tenure, Roman Roman kingdoms and witness; bUshed is Ireland in for I a shameless its the that I of shall thus great upon and be spared the which a island of insular Pen- can sonally per- be esta- than reason of there I do But in the and of bias in of I temptation of recent Madeira the poetical has lecting se- poem prose, from works of whatever, those from which one prefer following freedom my and any I acquaintance no Atrabi- from observations month the assumption, assertion, have sure partiahty success the I I not career. single make may views a whom with writers of auctoricidal of reviews should illustrations accompanying the both in as imputation, as with corn-laws. copious instances, my m the false exists better no recklessness of and see of of system month I derive it the to together moment, why continuance might larian this at known was It Spain. into customs emphyteutical introduced and law, the this, precisely was civil that novelty, any I condemn. recording work achieved of the mine amongst 16 INTRODUCTION. the inhabitants of Chamber of of address to in of whether their the in have region of is terms so the pression im- Island poets ceased yet not judges correct as faithfully pounds some an whole the probably are me one book, cipal Muni- them^ devoted the beautiM proprietor absence^ strains ears, my voted transcribe which notices The which not complimentary sound as my shall journal to whose in I local leading lovely region. Funchal, thanks that flattering that described of weight type . in Scribble-street, of proprietor the reached testimonies sparkling types, miraculous Plato in elicits the : tlhov koI doubt his Republic, same realized astonishes so characteristic of he that not that of eyes which of book remark elegance Tdre the appearance, first this I those When London. Strand, and which " and manly gentle- " cyti/, irp"repov de outtw, Opaavfxa^ov kpvdpiwvTa, " And then Thrasymachus I saw blushmg first l" what I never saw before " 18 INTRODUCTION. have (jftenof too and country, Repealers the equally I have the were with cat a blush to of praters) a tail for for my about Hatmg cause. (empty chartatans criticism, occasion had late politics and in each lowing fol- the pages. If leg a of power for it were the and fooUsh Such contempt. Repeal presents specimens, a sense a brick reminds in me his silly is extending of pocket, the and of would such each lines about of this insult to Sophist, as in philosopher or circle it paces, AtrabUarian the his showed few forgotten flourish Greek still be Ireland, four of contemptuous absurdity transparent dissevered As muscle, soon lie or extracts of injudiciousness but corns, be of a on sign de- a would torso hobble the execute empire criticising poet three with and would in some The shattered, absurdity. practi(ie, which The and and that leg might nails own helpless of leg. the noble, its pare conceive to were with endued Hercules, Famese dismemberment truly tumble is the volition, a grand and of a who as the readers. common carried specimen of 19 INTRODUCTION. lie house a "wished Atrahilanan from tracting of to intimate the book in is clear has risen often the work that Over and able the in since of of or an the of a question, hence of conceived true life. bulk None, the as be the powerfully impunity of to the their bell which affront, an little so of in pleasure dis- operates conductors like the ; possessed who men ostracism therefore, lengthened to expression organ, result The a notice- more actual mented com- with incurring of acquired, minds. evil London, critical affront, dignity would dread estabhshed however character, upon the undoubtedly rated. tole- longer no was in than function this in which feature of play be men disgust, intense of depth Hterary by upon of marrow critical heard I taking ! can have over ex- mation infor- million^ the the hy of line all the of which height a find journal abuse the the for of malignity every will fourpenny his to reviewed they that editor his evinces character practical a care It too The sell. to stand under- for columns the in journal cat feline ; and malice 20 INTRODUCTION. enjoyed. has of little a feeling am a life by not to which in the The hands the of will men patronize that they that the the should chalice lips of Indeed, nature, it which criticism. malice about this is We us, the in which time is of it is at pleased their the turn, to writhings our common school Tomahawk or to less see it. quaff to of more right commended forced the the enhghtened in be weakness have by is in case, suffer been support all therefore, and laughed have very subjected. abuse, to have others is educated made who of regard, dis- to me be such intellectual should those, which with be long every If an effects /" in public. disease, nothingness affiighted, ferox as because, the to enable cannot least here, remedy the chamber I dicta, "fervida your of I because organic people most views sick a of either cat perhaps nature, than the perhaps, ; inroads which enforced am by indifferent and I Repeal or progressive vengeance, afTaid[to bell not am foolhardy the more of of I humbug-Criticism am I Now, of lurking authors and 21 INTRODUCTION. authorlings wise^ humane. more hand one of grown have we think like children their Stagirites however, demus, of He and master the who for in modem be worn and most man who such of is of he literary society lofty dirty passion takes evil is spirits mind his guide, of will opinions the be upon Socrates, has no mask flourish trust for from or the type mean every where Every honourable slow tained ob- may exorcised. mental the purity whatever be and of whose to Aca- ourselves assumed, should of lecturers found nals jour- stainless no disciple and, often convinced his are "Divine,'' ; that ourselves resign and "tone" independent once the epithet velocity, literary constitute Aristotle, the and and Thev once the on ayocations the two or passionless at was of him one more all-absorbing, so would we is railroad new hands. no whom pupils. and vicariously, us into some juster^ production its other let to for with the on content are be us multifarious, along become let Literary so hurled hfe, But plucked. feeling, quity obli- moral Aiture such a how quar- 22 INTRODUCTION. ter and ; fair every his of The any of of in and The be may naked by much his pubhc an regarded dogs means. which opinion, as as to an in Both an to authors be where readers with less need- or to the The pronouncing tUs over to fall. or a demerits portions few tracts, ex- ment. judg- devoted from helped and oi declamation, stand like deal press, own up reasonable age obtrusion, require his merits him blishment esta- tion, representa- editorial excused be the contents the of form writer's let these will Atrahilarian the amount taken now and in work By eye. to the will from fairness is the of exposition be advantageously more subjecting and criticism generalized ing form- in which reasonable which space head to issues reader the leaving his seem journal, a variety at prefer briefly describing case every aiming would which work new adding by will world. literary justice, every the remedy a man putting to in proxy practical impartial honest judgment own pocket and well may are a would such lame style by be be this better 23 INTRODUCTION. satisfied the means it will I throw not long kfiTouiv thenaic : The vindictive propensities have made any publisher press it it upon of the any put man his to My Pana- and irierroTepovc" worthy." trust- more that parties chiefly name bring tice injus- exists." Kcix with utterly incompatible to of indicates work fxitroe Isocrates' iroulaQt this of Tovto effect it from be will world BepubUc, the competent more imprint is wherever shall the his This " convinced ministration. in UavoTepovg Kperac critics '^Choose Plato myself, impossible it when critical ely. then advice parting of idea the thoroughly arrive hatred, beget to " renders soon says "y QTTov health but enterprising some in " sort d^cfc/ac, epyov for to it, upon conclusion. correct a interested it will other no to out my execute depend itself, and. coming all of time tolerate in at state the for suggestion ^not could I that be " the that judging world the Give arrangement. an of this publisher since such by it. down assailed prudence I could upon the for not every 24 future plucked Homer, Litton, publication of Editor. I Publisher. my 16 own Mi^, 1B46. his have the mafignant therefore spite become, of " like 26 For waistcoats With thus 'Tis Some horrid when while And broad short Cuts And their his gives off Buys And daubs So Bilk Both exterior in Guy a all name. of both spark of and its end tall, to ; a"Pright mind appal. Editor an crops. fops to of creditor. gasping their protect " truculent terrarem, a fame, their Godlike sport bugbears as sink, poets Scarecrow the requisite neither dire scribe the is a type. murdering a ! wig a printer's ink. many some up of rig, ripe. nibbling rag from with chos'n Hung sets farmers fitly For farthing ; is horrid by songs some straight As with hats with loads poor rats, broomstick a grain in fright sheet next Scarecrow lays with roofless and Htenuy speculator of score a trimmings the crown fed have rickety Rag-fair And A that trousers And A BILIAD. THE ; designed^ ! THE Search If The A heart birds or of and sleeve of science, A lining of geography, of history, Add load take That essence Give Bile And impudence, of Then of with tiger The rage literary Thersites, Just typified spite the ye seek a skirt, art, rag ; assumption, of grain of '' a nobler the Mac Flecknoe's serpent 's in Quorum. Greek, float Scarecrow Zoilus a Critic's to and of the would half vestige the enough of arrogant a each away cram Let of airs of 'em, tag a philosophy monstrous A shred lappel a before presence German A Of this stick. of wardrobe a remnant, a in dance thicks lump a with Scarecrow's Latin French find sing can 'tis straw joxi " might lettered scrap Of the thieves "Why, with " for bards head the Investigate 27 BILIAD. Royal typographic part of ; George, self complete now yore bore. ;" heart. to meet. venom days gumption ! gorge. ? 28 In fields Grecian Our ancestors traitor Ye To abash' this peck But striphis wooden a rag Sing loud Sirvents And scoff the 's others miner The " ** whet can hoisted and of type ply a of ; " straw. wrong. scoff'd or beak maw. so long. talk. the tomahawk to see the fowler by his own and seek limbs hath leg" outplay*dby him lawyer roasted, every Winter's to who glorious sport The The too Bilk. monster ; Bugge. silk as avenging many scoffer " let 's undaunted head monopoly no " christened up jet ; as mug smooth d, cheer we'll leave not ngly call the Scarecrow No, 'Tis homely smiles, we bards There " Babylon^ where modem Each the ; more set frowning black " Terriculum Rome In In grinning scarecrow a called Phobetron Was And BILIAD. THE ! snared. petard," he would have pluck'd. the bailiff duck'd. "I. THE The bigot caned The bully whining, With view'd As false to off spiteftd analyser analysed. The Bilk the Oh, mighty A To trade every Apprenticeship For authorship At least In giving The 'twill critic judgment needs nectar All learning 's we not from All aid Pierian an reverse e'er have ; Review, avenue. 's well " excel. to you the gone fountain incumbrance way to-day. a learning sometimes the toss'd isacred the little a led starting save 's be dust. criticized. hast shall Sancho meaner mane, just critic thou Byron, plain their the bite The o'erhauled, Seville at Matador, retribution made Tartar. a bulls from such reviewer caught Goimbra's near hurPd martyr, a murderous horses seen make to young the rider have ne'er has seen horn wild the Trample sighed who 'ye vengeful And I who I though But, 29 BILIAD. rule to ; school. quaff' d, to the craft ! gore 30 only One sole The judge Needs accomplishment with not decisions Are sure to need the Sure, Since And jack-pudding's railway Hterary week's Each And authors The critic By cutting Malthus Thus Swift Well, be Or perish stumbled aims Thus like production and throats have would have it so by ; a served but let courtly check' babes up 's be damask ! fair. where. every blasting print ; steam. down number the lint esteem. Leipsic a against keep to by in ; hammer. with is most d to scull sentence hatch' are heads your grammar or sense, writers paces eggs faltering tongue. .each patch ; flung authors' poor but appeal, not dicebox awe intrench seat knowledge, Thor ponderous Dare of him for his a with strike legal bench this tomes from ; ^inflicting stripes. on bulky Arm types " self-squatted His No needed" is element One A BILIAD. THE their d renown. the for a bullet-bored. sword. population. collation. Not hangman's By A A ftunkj Turk A all But what who tactics, e'en Making Believe in in His e'en cannot Showing not Than from he And * alike scalping ignorant For prose detailed at of the write and mobs, " vanish. can man" ** removed Spanish, in cold how to of in the " blood write all this Portuguese, veriest knowledge grammar end. ne'er to " " Hobbes succumb Greek School, g's and|"'s, more proofs cool Saudhurst sagacious that Lusitanian Discussing of and word, ignorance "Who sceptical, a dilating heard broomsticks Betraying polish'd wit, Bilk to ne'er '^ honour^ inapposite. these are knife. O'Connor, of upon disgustingly of laws the on lineage enlai^ng Are On the brutal butcher's lecturing strife ignoble in or rope upon sweep Yet d foully slaughter' 31 BiLlAD. THE of Cervantes' Don rerolting Quixotes ignorance, " stallion. Italian, " fame. !* name see the tive illustra- 32 Bilk See And tremendous send him six short In six insulting The of point do (( But plagiary " We '' Thus Oh And Even by swears when Proclaims fame he ! ! word the gods he with the 's he name too writer's ! ev'n Bilk venomed soundness a of 's Keats profaned his kis by his 's bosom's milk. knaves slaves by conscience he ; !" invoked his theft matured, Bilk. oft spite it. simper while whimpering hit endured be many " left. mind can oft ; downright and right too : " elevation only with sniggering a of : just permitted youth of tarr'd imitation. by pens and poHshes, lack could the the with Freedom Bilk, demidishes breast Conscience Oh his apparent aught murders And 's i' the pours he progress, until if see off great charge not '11 wait And features apprentice-poet We (i hand desperate ever the to The '' shows was man 'Tis " lines bard^ a his from his lines rhyme ''No tomahawk feather'd In ^^ BILIAD. THE : ; boasts. victim roasts boiling o'er. core^ ; 34 THE leading The " We were We do " For that, *' Perhaps " ** We " Young " " We A. Could " As "" Such "" "( " And At But in his law the renown. and churchly believed have tenth or to name rascal us rage some 's of our and much 's the rate cooked age his to : " " " twaddling editorial quack hack'd graduate a hundredth volume bids with so gown. tract, chopp'd it ruthless thought we them ! fame-alluring wretched shakes slow." reach'd condemn to some nonsense find ne'er " this first the Doctor put though somewhat medical to could or blame. to meaning, a had reptiles '11 find ye 's " Bilk scarce " divine of to thus M. for " being " aspirants send 'Tis light wearers Who it, aim his intellect had see it. of aware our author not fit Young doubt, the reason " previously no of admit can't we clearly understand not ray A theory not could The BILIAD, trash, hash. despair. chair. hand duly qualified." had tried. Thus the And is Let Of work to genius, seized 'lis The Or music Had And his air paper's cat-like roving Confounds the Expend Of Bilk to ten long on if as Tragedy years, scale how nose. the Bilk toes ; ear drays to hear ; score. o'er and crotchets s ; the the counted over maestro' the hut of he nuts an else cuts. canvass amongst discourses sale the half Heaven aught all, hy mumhle snout live. to " straight of cactus. give owned monkeys porcine learned if who prickly a foredooms heauty maims hashes, given With marhle with roots as Fate majestical, Bilk, it living The As hy mumhles And and power, practice, musician or which man a print's sculptor, felicitous, Suhlime, to you since kick'd, not painter, Some helps Hysena 35 BILIAD. THE midnight derides ; tone. with his ! own oil your toil ! 36 dissertation" Declamatory *' preface, Your " Five " A acts, At unity " Heterogeneous, " Unartificial, *' Our means that " could we spy " lity. all, patchwork rambling unartistical. notion whole the through when was, we run, " is That A leaf Since And to for Their In a a subject and and cried eyes in Justice circle for writ perchance manner hath leaves " : ;' Hut, " " cut, tut !" Jury, without volume modest yearning five where farce domestic some Bilk Trial is Criticism forth Put act, every done better already been when say, Fame Let " has this All * ; ! scenes ncMie burst opening author the so ; your dramatic or " contin or or of attempt no next called" so first bombast" '' congeries mere With " " BILIAD. THE is its in this obsolete a Fury. curse verse, line !" will meet, had ferules, For Be heartlessness that sure Hoard for up Turn, And it see clutch' d blurred, Rough-handled, in Found And, Nail'd if Or But " If " If " the mighty fate happier Your The author But then The have man is behold some his for 's biliousness writer's youth attention theory spares with his your idle an may " life ! theme, " dream.'* wont we knife nor his some parchment study dined. kind. rope gave has plagiarisms usual ^nor ; ! largely than more wax cotton-silk, Bilk by cracks thousand poor rap " from jaundice The a just transported only Bilk for paw. 'twere though as flaw. or a " spurn counter gastric juice And " his to gold, ; caitiff's defaced housewives good as solid thy again rude ! thy brain, speck this by : brands again, without issue trembling it hands his of coinage polish and itch monster a the years stamp, Then still applause^ not 37 BILIAD. THE repose, expose." face acquire a a while, style." S8 THE cholic If This " If trouble clever with bis 'Twere " if And At '^ tbe tbe tbe be gall 's tbougbt o'ermixed, not bad bumoiu* we cram." quotations bypocbondre times some wind, from free caugbt we fix'd," purpose of glimpse a !'' mind But, diapbragm, absurd cbyle well bis not work BILIAD. wouldst know tbou tbe tbat Power Bilk adores? Vituperation, fisbfag buge, A Wbose throne Whose brow Whose Can Bilk "'"Ottov ** To be when yap," avfit^ipov brawny tribe a to a begem. swung, shameless at tongue. times banquet-giver a somewhere tKEi reckless of finny fist, diadem. a codfish a ! breath whose scaly sprats for thunder the as and Billingsgate, is the s foul twisted wields slimy w unblushing sceptre Who Yet, with is herrings And of Deity Epictetus ehtrefieQ,'* rhymes, says, mist. Which Where " And Profoundly skill'd he good book every that Re-writing all Yet, Gods, oh ye Venture He lays about " c" " Your No of title The C( A " On 's of Unrecognised audacity mere showing fruits of points overlook' with a air schoolboy d," myriad " some " " research-^ no worth not sHght, 'mid knowledge. political sagacity meagre, commentary College, recondite off scorn, ! Herald's a " ! horn own : fobs. he glorious ambitious" too gathered Authorities as showing smattering isolated ^with comes robs he " his that praise whom abuses pompous Inaccurate, (C " as desk the new, plums stealing at his exalting " trick The 's History on Blazoning, 's, too, to fTolic" picrocholic. the duU^ right worshipfiil!" 's Cerherus e*en suhdues piquante satice From makes thus Gastrolatry Bilk lies, there interest is Greek think who ladies young means^ 39 BILIAD. THE tomtit's of perch" mystery. history record parchments " musty. dusty. ' 40 Bilk only You write Poor Oh, the the thy from wig" big. so hurFd sarcasm critic the sways mask look'd that " wisdom the torn here I Spain fuH-bottom'd the stick of plain. full prove word a Scarecrow be little Here, bim said bare Oxenstiem, How behold never you at himself. off puffing shelf" his firom " from grin of France dunce^ Strip And thinks of folio each rummaging While " BILIAD. THE : " world ! brow Ignorance' and brains, knavish Efirontery, This domes This judge This lynx-eyed This annalist Confounds Gods, 'Gainst which of Sir men, wisdom, fires each of the profound of Hume's and with columns part. Historian's shall art. kidney. own Algernon ! admires. thorny Censor Philip world the most consummate remains. alone who Eratostratus, daring Ephesian badge, Sidney a goose fancy, learning, genius ! like hiss? this 4i THE short, In And butcher'd were several false the 'Twas discover'd To rather smoke dissected, than detected, quantities Till, when just BILIAD* had from Tanish'd that the " lines few ^how few ! when he first Pindar* were " claims 't given So liable Of those Men Here to the err systems Here rules than oft is are is intensest to be given fatuous, reason teach only is sense or, wit's bard genuine ; even finer mist, more learning And the through fancy the with judgment whom to grope Where grapple to the ! wander wide. guide. curse. perverse and stumbling-blocks, ; strained too far Is The Or What And soundest eagle's dreams principle flight how what wide quick turns at sense buzzard that shall sparrow-hawk when with his ! s regard. " Is cinders, the comprehends. soaring span pinion war. the wing extends falcon's scoff its ? course. force ? THE well As May So the pithless the vigorous small the number So shockingly So false the few That Should And A on critics laureate world The rubbish fix'd no Skelton drew ne'er worth. ; err, Scot dogmatic fame all to ! confer. dispensed in Nature. bard," ** sorry all men's till see, lot. by nomenclature. Taste's Avon's at shoot his censure principles glanced was Donne, poet's jargon mere The A the and the lusty forth mankind wonder think Founded praise fruit. no test can ventures blazonry can deem Ere do bears sapling's who genius sohtary that bought judge When 43 BILIAD. regard. whirled of Mirandola surpass'd. a Warner, Shakspeare's its last. fame shade, A Daniel And Bartas' was Spenser " Eliza's must Creation," laureate made. triumphant Hawes's long " endure Graunde Amoure." could 44 THE Shad well And Cowley Steevens And Declared Nor the Bacon Does Proclaim' far this From Through While The his by have unread Collins sum poet was at advanced decreed. praise ^breathe inferr'd met approaching for his : " flew. d through recompense, Indolence Thomson's death unrelish'd err'd. judgment crawl' due ; ! Fiatman slowly name baboon buffoon be Milton, his " and puling ; hlame. or French a honnets. read would taste Seasons Thomson's Parliament the record editions four and Shakspeare Voltaire, sonnets trunk-hose for human eternal majestic ne'er works, glorious our Shakspeare, butf nation from quote d How And all fugled While, though " English in once his lined ages price. Paradise. and even sage Dryden's to Milton's darkened sluggish Through If soared Shakspeare's Nay, All Settle and BILIAD. ; repays lays. two ! profits When new our minstrels begin. would Trade win holy? and hoar ? Shakspeare? with Gods, ! Cowley No Sidney, No Fletcher, Wotton, there. Marlow Jonson, Raleigh, Stepney, But cogging Spenser, Chaucer, With the all of whom With Poet-Lives Johnson's did whom With 45 BILIAD. THE Shirley, Suckling Walsh, Smith, PhilHps, rare ; and Duke, Spratt, Sheffield, Broome, Let Of Let and starved bards with of Impassioned His Of on living his Immortal His the and shivering Chatterton How Till loaf Otway's Savage verse could anticipated Percy tell genius reUsh'd well poison was glorious ReHques doom'd to speech beneath on prized sell the the ; show could ne'er dying pined are power ! Watt blanket scarce he and Boyse's of cup matchless gallows Halifax, Granyille, a line shine lustre below. ; reach I neglect. shore lay wreck'd. 46 BILIAD. THE While far resoundrng-, tawdry filled the Macpherson's garbage of ponderous The town devoured, while Cut short was And yerse sneered Byron lyre majesticas Strike Descried Bilk In a He A Bilk tawdry language. But poet mere relishes " ^no much as fit to ply lash Why purge 'Tis tme, the the the read. will the realm than wretch? at ! ass Samian Bilk seer will hear. splendid comprehend foamer Homer of Campbell. glass. as fustian Zoilus obelus and an bombastic as sculUon-tyrantin Less not and flashy sentiment Write the aether, dream in was poetic ramble. *s frail Critiquesbuffoonery, and ! Hayle/s lead, at Wordsworth judgment Contemporary Fame Coleridgescarce first Byron's of trump Johnson, The tame^ as even it ; " ; wit, spit! Why puny monster ? Phrygian better graced the aoon^. I J The is game Yet wonying See the in Keeps wh^re, with rends He Like fair bid See where his feculent to maculate, sport is spiky sony. teeth. beneath. pieces the saliya ; quarry. sewer to swallow parent dandle to and babes our candle^ nobler back filthiest dares the the hunting bristling sonnets Progne And for mouth of bahe a although rats, inch the deigned have conquerors And worth scarcely 47 BILIAD. THE hew, ragout ; comes, m Each page bids And let And Of Nor the pufifs '^ her for shudders Athena from rag be brilliant" " The of dub arts divinum," too, /" beware unfair. that book one gums. Cloacinum brethren, and ^elusive *' name called nobler Bilk's poisoned steals fame. And burke Consistent Accepted the second course Ephori, ! be with No, just the this and author's will true never ! name* do ; to 48 THE Ye with would And Be cooks Be tailors, Be Poles, Be aught (( (( C( not d 't syncritic the Of generous Nor Gods hail To That May heart nor men enter d here, lead shall not Kke I a ?" know the him chasm typoplasm. greeting ''Turk, pike ? column newspaper with ; " fills move : the poem firom ! maddening don't which with hut men. the me, " wrath hadged other nohle a fall a pen. perform I not Press your hreasts hard newspaper Bandon's of yes--^ ; gall. have upon kihes Why, I Caffi'es Envy's shall produce Thingumy Impossihle Such did me, " Peers, of the thus pride critic town. grenadiers. members save the through he or Affghans, glory light tread the storm cohhlers tinkers, your some drive Is he Jealousy, decree if "Why, pathos or please, ye not Nor renown. Kamschatkans, Need need wit tapsters, green-eyed Ye literate to Counts, or Thus Thus, " aspire who BILIAD" Jew, journalist solemn. or I" Atheist ?" ; 50 THE The poet And cold Must blaze Like " his Thou Because The c^ cataract Or the stop vain Still critic Garble, Say in courts robes what ermine, Why distort, pervert, Whene'er fork bard's Chief do ! all plaguily heart Justice that 's Spleen 'tis through Spleen mean. is spotted flattery squatted? ! soft clammy Is like to turn, just ask yourself, ." Wko : ! art " and head ;" write. thou as Justice your cries, Promethean Chief sure, town. eyes to silver a Lord see the bite, cease ^vengeftd thee down. those a ! cork. the " In poet with tear'st defies were Niagara ocean thou he the horn incessant in speculation make to Roland's along Bilk speculations scorn. bishop a gas squatted no Ms BiesoNed In like name hast knock or nightmare with rouse duke a critic conquer indifference pink Ere must now BILIADU am I ?" and. And if Just tempt The the The That and Bilk he in dolt verier As for So Lisbon's its bard such I dam loosely He'd call a the and grief for same. sphagitomize. " mamma Belema Epsom, infant he calls. Hippona to to the off scour squalls, sacred. humours acrid " Shades Behold The And of the fount Longinus, critic of shallowest shame lies, meanly '' purge verse rehearse. deserts more Chelsea Thus ! book Ephesus, of himself the would a bitter to hanged papyromachy with Bubalus, the Bubal look. to critics dereUctions straight My A of Hipponax wretch's Of teeth defamed daub Provoked ridiculous Clazomenian, sony Whose 's aim your 51 BILIAD. THE sunk knowledge dabblers Aristotle, into now write the a Tully, bully puddle and ! lies. criticize. ! r 52 THE A And cooUj An of of Supply 'Tis Then And straight sets And the Laughs The world And for Sees this his charg*d Oh, days " made up and toil mental with of Kuklops by " like and boys but of that less. ; school, at he and fools by knows foes. hard reward " blundering smattering " ! fool. struggling for one ignorance empty Press sympathy, guerdon, call'd a The mistake, dull most the blunderer And Now is of wiser thumbscrew a of waits, decisions each at print. e'en not torture trembling anecdote squint. to Bahelais with ape, ancient Genius The s skimmer* matagraholizer. the than himself Learning^ Revives the primer judgments solid up men. of pound a farsightedness than deems Thus A than pen. parlous Magazines ahuse to the less and pica Penny easier And aside sets ounce seized hath gynaecocracj BILIAD. famous, ignoramus an and Peisistratus conceit " we ! ! meet. T"E Why So much Of Alexandria, more O'er If dog any And Egypt, Africa hut dare Should than to flourishing Like of cur-dog snarling to he his hrains But French, pardie, he Because if As a Rail To With gives Yankee on, grind poor a moth ponderous chase a no the Bilk town 'twere as truncheon. a puncheon. a on to assumes sway. obey must stolid rogue discards. of Europe's bards, lucid Britons " scrivener beneath battle-axe with could ! iron an an pate ! " ! translate Ashamed down him hark will Yankee English butterfly censorious. all he and specimens Translating Or the Longfellow victorious, straddling alone British Even pipe ? shame last how porter Not '* honest the Pasha Mehemet " through hark, drunk some Aphrike, learned sense every eh, seek, ye renown and Aigupt, Alexandreia, A Grceculist since not, 53 BILIAD. I feel heel. egg-shell railway engine dinge ! in. ! 54 THE The trick Deceives of the How deuced " Who can't The find Of praise Astounds Each And A Faugh, You 'Tis but to fit this raise Cast off Of brutes the and nil ?" is Moore, admirari. of sense. ! The and meek gallmg bullies and in a critic the at world shine. shrine. dishonouring the nose that world ilk. ! Bilk hurl'd be mildly Urbanity of the stop from Justice part. trickster pretence Vulcan e'en art maniac's a unmask, d vulgar to arrogant bid to see wand. is want him or stench sore-breech' And be. land his his unknown grace we d'ye : extravagance. a fit the out writer Wordsworth, with flight what 'Tis there with with drivelling 've Like heads 's dotard's all in 's found admire, to knout, " mystic every nothing Campbell, weak Originality trick that belabours to chary the must geniuses Harlequin ceaseless censure, until sharp topmost This general crowd (C BILIAD. of fetters letters. ; THE the Bestore Consign to Retriere a A^d reign of gentlemen make " our Httera" and feeling the of vestige BILIAD. of Censor's heart. part, glories, Augustan " Atunoniorw." 58 DIRGE THE Tu hiberno places " REPEAL. OF verris sqvore ex ! HoKAT. fish You How much, Nee pray, tu imperio, mpi lactata canis et Ciim fugit, A But a when motion negaris : illi attamen longa catenie. Pers. Sat, 157. ". " howl, be released instant for length doth remain. please, choke Britannia, better Ireland Repeal Revocat, Redeam you days with are solid may the tether ? si non the For G " money!" ^s sake, take some it out are in budding ; ! pudding HoRAT. "Return ; chain the you an beast! At ? dicas. pars bonds of each by arripit growl 3. ocean. instantique nodum the still There take yincula, jam may bit net semel, may from Irish trahitur wolf-dog neck which, collo mastiff A By k the your obstiteris Nam his may cum Parere And from gudgeons up ii. Sat, obsecret. Sat. ii. shouting. spouting ! 3, " 264. THE Airrhp OF DIRGE ^rfr^s rdprnfa'ay hrtl 59 REPEAL. ^8^ iror^of . Od, HoM. The word (potetos) ''potatoes" here be to appears 201. V. pure Greek. How *^ typical For But, His and meat ah, rent this liae drink the Liberator from Pat, fate Paddy's of is of lashings they'd though Turbaret his rotten Vexatious, seas 0(b)rioii hibernum mare. have stormy, are turbulent angry, 0(b) Scalpuntur EpOd, Repeal Repealers in extremis'' ! rion yersu. ^how doth fit in always utter i. 21. Sat. it " were ZY. on eye an Pers* " ! potates HORAT. Irish potatoes." liberates Infestas When : ! seem extreme. H^ebat Flumen at Hibemam. HoRAT. Rusticus ezpectat dum deiluat Sat. amnis, i. 7. "c. Epist. i. 2. 60 THE The Irish DIRGE Resembles Upon its bank some Stand gaping till Have flows It thou That thou ?" to ^Juvenum : ? man "c. one, Ay, e'en say and now revocant te " a bold a " ashamed 's not decorum ! Art Irishman an bold a : L"ve caput, madidique Ireland" infantia " Green Erin " " For And coxcomb bad boys old men 'tis young, " ah, not your how one!" preces. Carm, deeply e'en pence half are iv. 1. nasi. Juv. "Young one. "Behold HoRAT. " '11 Dan channel. Irish due and " old scecuhrum Ay, : passes Sun the with scecla Macbeth " asses river up Macbeth: Lady Art the results in : hopeful dried wait deal a blink-eyed their soon They Repeal Horace's Trusting " of river REPEAL OF Sat, X. plainly green learn' eam'd. seen ! d. 199. ; THE heart Your 's Your brain Keep back And too from coppers your pair a Tonantis fed. the rogues Jovis. HoRAT. demens, "Ah, temeraria 'Tis Whack And " iii. 6. Paddy thundering quoth n" ; Echo pueri, miserande Heu, do Now, Your back And can school, it out years bella, Viao. ^make-believe, your up rattling fight assuescite puer. give to five these animis tanta ne " Year " answers Ne, Go ! Year Repeal Bpod, ! vota TiBUL. " " ! brogues hibemus annus " of head, thoughtful fancies air-drawn yourself buy for warm with 61 REPEAL. OF DIRGE and you and cap naughty together ! feather. boys. back ! "c. ^n. "!. 62 DIRGE THE Nec REPEAL. OF O(b)ri0D curat leones. HoBAT. Tristis 0(b) ii. Carm, cadit. rion Epod, The House should Tartar beware-it has as * caught a he Member, OpfforpUuvtof 's great ehpvfiiay trident-shaking, The NeptunuB alto as widely-powerful tundit The For Irish Neptune English all the trident Dan Neptune Ere A Senate sits shoal a of Neptune fishfag The The like shall hibernua not that Parhament whales to its Ireland in shall go a zviii. Epod. ; poles. throng Irish erfe " ii. salo. the sways Nereid lose Martyr God/' rolls porpoise calmly Triton, says shall a a Pyth. HoRAT. The quite "e6v, PiND. '* ^. a ; small Though 13. ! prong twelvemonth to pass. grass." " College-green, there afloat be seen ! ! DIRGE THE hoc Quia Mamurram quis yidere, potest 63 REPEAE. OF potest patt, quod habere .... Habebat ? Britannia uncti zzvii. Catul. Shall some that Conceive Squeak And 'Tis And he Britain's fancy a that despair Una ? beneath a wall. fall. would Pyiamid a Avon, air. scratched once mouse fancied in Cavan or of bard learned with ignorant thus the 's Cork from youth raw Vertigo. PsRs: Te Grods where is rich Swift's Where Thy ! glorious and ore, Sheridan sparkle, " idiotized Dwarfed, the " Venit post see, Irish Goldsmith's gold refined? ? Burke Com-Exchange, una thy work Our in what part agitators shine of speech the most " upon ? ! dies* serena TiBUL. Say y. ? mind thy splendour, multas Sat. In The quod Sod ! iii. " 6. 64 OF DIRGE THE KeYOcas REPEAL. post nono mense. months Nine bring thrice Will 'Tis This bladder ON O'CONNELL'S the the vile end pine in peas forth bladder a is HE to the^(ennie)" empty, move are GAVE IN HIS on ; ! gone ABANDONMENT OF ; ? extortion geese 6. abortion Repeal Repeal make IN WHBN vile i. Sat, HoRAT. REPEAL 1844, ADHESION TO PORTER's THORPE FEDERALISM. Veteres revoeavit artes. Horat. Ireland Poor No longer Forswears And again as takes affecting too to O'Connell Dan to strong a draught court the iv. deludes, her ; Repeal of Carm. weak double Porter ex. ! 15. 66 DIRGE THE and Cerdaleephrous Drachmidian services Have been ut thou igitur "8t seditiosi, aliud eleemosynous. rendered have thee and triply cives haply velint ! tetraply adolescentes, adhortari pernknofli at quilin esse, tarbulenti, ut ad reipublicte iVa/tonibus. etiam ? pestem patriot mayst repaid REPEAL. antaganophrosynous, bellower, The Quid OF ...... Cic. tailors Three Proclaimed Three scribblers A bran-new these As Nation :" Street Dooley* as back-stitch soon Constitution, shall Achieve The station. same shall tailors in now the to ^* a with their Revolution " Percassas, itch scribbling ! FanaticiM Bellona, oestro tuo. Juv. Be There when sure, 's not i. ". Street," Tooley themselves Aspire The in once Philippic, spouters the smallest * D"0Uer raise their Sat. voice iv. for 123. War " danger Street, Dublin. of a scar ! DIRGE THE in Migret haBiili obsottraa 67 REPEAL. OF taberaas. sermone HORAT. Ireland Young Thus ** o'er Niggers The him likes saw Medio ** A Middleman Your Then for prate And leave Prseberet EC hours spelunca et pectu speculation." about without Ireland can't But longs for The good old Bloodthirsty be clauderet yellow times, as for quiet and shirts when to-day the all in Tipperary. " 2 I umbra. Sat. vi. 3. life. savage were window Laremque, Juv. Poor nation," glass one ignemque, communi Hindoo, injured my domos, dominos than " parish your !" till nakeder grind tenants " ibis. ttttissimus safest the 's brag nebber no " 229. ; Flat-nose young Po"T. A. rag, clever it monstrous deems And paltry its boasts DE strife monsters " hairy, 68 The of And The DIKGE THE the Rome and Greece eyes majesty far oftener alliance songht awfid with used nations barbarous REPEAL. OF prize, to variance than " Irish are resolved redde CKtera I Barbarians be to coqao. Maktial, Repeal is doth sound What ! dead 52. liii. pierce the gloom? " 'Tis only rats a- from squeaking tomb. its EPITAPH. " Ridiculam caput Tekknt. I" Andr. Act ii. Sc. 2. 69 OF FRUITS THE OR COERCION; AND CORN THE SESSION. Dat pro Patrida Yocibus vitse dum asservavit Annum pro M Pro liber queat totidem scelus Esurieque ON ^Q " Oh, fiiya great and Anglia Lauro tibi palma sic et paciferse Hostes qui lo, nectatur vincis ! CONQUEST. ffcfiyii Nlicri angnst redeat, mit^, ; auras, luat ! Victoria EuRiP. Victrix suis devoret inane SIKH senatus ventre, jam guttur OUR soli ipse vindice toties verbis fruges poma coercitus epulis^ anducare ; aristas, que consumere putria : ciboque pane quis ne patent quis inops. poterit consumpsit Jure alimenta parca ne Hibernos^ sectatur iipi"rTOKpdrua plebis 'ApiiTT^v Sit populo^ sonum pane Iph. Victoria, Triumphe ramus protege 1" olivse blanda in Taur, semper, canat ; ; manu ! 1497. 70 AGE LOCOMOTIVE THE The world them by parcelled is Thomson, heec iEtas Cor, ferri caput, Manducare de ; terris, Hercule, Esuriens olim Caelicolas Prospectu meliore ex FOREIGN c'est de bruit fear I * Thii singularly one in his eye.** about me anticipative the Man REPEAL. hattre est le si bel, Rappelf nOAKAN. THN thou'rt " facit! tambour un de Polka, Poll-pleasing Gehennse usta WITH guerre "12 ! petunt. Disque fanfarons aux ferri, Gigantes, SYMPATHY un "t ferrea patent. erit pavimenta biviis Propositis nuUus ii. e, Toluntas, ubique fatuique nunc Indoleneet qf pabula invasere ferro Lunam Pygmsei Avec quis jam si queat ferreee shares.'^ in cuique est viae ; IRON. out Castle ferro ausa OF of polygon hops" polygynaecoclops line of occurs God,*' In who the " ! next had stanta a roguish to the twinkle lebrated ce- TRAVELLING Hem IN quCtd I li PENINSULA. THE nihil qoieBaem, Tbkbnt. HiipRQid " Tranulit : Andr. And So is shaking taunting So So horrid slaving I 'd wish shocldng, the racking rocking. the janntiiig, the joltiag. the to paving, be "ct. iii. Natnra. JcrsNiLL, The miU. FjTeDnam oppoioiC ; erenUaat bolting ! Sat. z. a 72 TRAVELLING Scoundrel posadas Hath " us, as rascally Bandits sent anger bad as The I ! ventas gun-cocking Not far very Trunks St. of spite from us. unlocking soon d D ( Heaven's Almost In IN Thomas. muleteros " Still ready Scowling With Talk Send here Eoads Are to of us ; us. " jailways locomotion ! new. their they through run Railways knaves the Mending With do rateros knives Ere Hell, to frail ways. say,'s paved the here paved best of with I intention ; nothing can mention ! r 74 TRAVELLING While IN cash your clawing I Or changing His finger Across Truth 's his civilized. more bedevilized. less Better ! bull-throat country Land drawing talking, be to In he i note, a ev'n ! walking Paving-stones mountainous. Ruts Oft like from Far the as rough ark They you call All the And ! springless this as stanza, wingless Diligenza! can't Beggar's ; as poles all Noah's If fountain a Mail-carts As dog-holes staff box your knocks poUcemen guardias civils roun' you down. THE Strive how The PENINSULA. fleece to men, devils plundering Every ! Alcalde Picaron valde. Each EscribsDO Spares your Justice is Rhino Law the Such Of here. of thought profit* slugs are ! here. .' tories. Rapparees, And off no buffets. ne'er Only " bought for is ah, purse the travelling through bnun your ; glories in Spain ! 76 FACIAL THE DILBMMA. DSMOCRITUS Jamne igitur Ridebat, laudas, quoties Protuleratque Mirandum de quod limine a pedem ille ? alter sapientibus moverat unum alter contrarius flebat : unde est, HeRACLITUS OR oculis ? humor. suffecerit Juv. Democritus SU08 vir Epicurus I know At To With which not in stroke with Then The only now of balm I baseness Abdera's sage is weep ; deep, melancholy Heraclitus Nat. or folly derision in out melt Some and pride De smile to " human laugh Or Cic. irrigavit. fontibus cujus primis, in magnus ! grieve after believe laughter I Sat, ; Deor, " "c. X. 28. hortolos i. 121. THE When slanderers When Or Truth When enjoy not From And yet So so vain thaw mean The cozener To tricks of to so On scoundrel, Honesty 'Gainst in the ; resorts, fit and cheat, Villany arts, jobber. seem smiles I hearts. schemes laughter-peals That their muffling such low Malice shuffling. bare so retorts robber rejoice directed " wring, Falsehood's are pious swing " from toilsome its ; 'twould tear a Hypocrites Despite dagger gallows Mirth heart-drop shame. a triumphant a upon frolic A Let poisoned a rogues And swagger. sustains eye fame. virgin's a cowards Honour's 17 DILEMMA. wound bullying When And FACIAL ; I 78 What has spectacle As Knave, Who To he cheat that I the doubt if Deserve a Save They say And crawling The Wolf, Who not is hath Who Who that not no walks is soaring hearts, partly eagle worm. ; ^whate'er true ! woman. Man the form- " hound, forth in acting beagle or ? stock-hi-trade earth ! ? masquerade merely bubble the " human from wrung rule starts, 's untainted 's by unbidden aught fool. a attorney " tear mastifiP, goes Who and that partly last, " tribute pure, still journey at Self-hangman But is tedious himself, choice so ? sure, a goes earth detected Villany The DILEMMA. FACIAL THE sincerely 1 ? THE The life His For of FACIAL grave when His Democritus, lays him Biston's Still Hosts entertain If The 'Twixt " and Perplexed my at once I shall horse" " be and weep tears horse ! entertainment here Heraclitus a Life's Through It and disdainment facial muscle. scowl and long selfish for of float. gladness. man man found thee Whene'er could nought both much ; ; thee wear where with Clazomenian For madness thou with poor" ! laughter-note lake, buoyant die. to teaches Thracian the ; reaches, down he lie thy Partook To falsehood to lie great one e'en he tomb Near is man 79 DILEMMA. human laughter sneer bustle. pride. ; FACIAL THE Whene'er That I tears iBugh, shall DILEMMA. I 'II so trickle deride. after ! If in pmed, With Bat good make him worthiest o'er a jolly feed, yonr The devil hearts you'll reign doom 's decreed " and sinner ; with pepper mellow fellow. knave, Cuimndgeon, But report, ; champagne, ne'er Give then port try The his short, gums 's devilled drums " in a dinner! 83 ON ELDERLY AN MARRIED WITH LADY GENTLEMAN YOUNG A Fif "^" Vis et anus, WHO FORTUNE, NONE. WITH tamen videri. formosa refagit Inridi quia te, .... Dentes, Turpant Poor quia te oapitiB et Well-favour*d She couldn't She As the to she, Aint Quoth Poll all Kept breath the time eyeing as sped. bigger Richard, ''Your sweet we're they as money wed, ?" knowing Polly's ; now figure teeth the ; so she grew pretty a Dick, Your glass Dear ** 13. friend. a still bend could lover, a with up bustle Quoth But put hourly Her "nd ir. no money youth Carm, H6rat. niveB." all her with Poll rugte are honey." rogue ; like pearls. 84 'Twixt " I " " charms The From " well. difference the know to quoth seventeen," and seventy of seventy hear the me seventeen pounds !" hell . Polly Now fine A And all Her they arms hosom Her Her wig Of More A she rouge Than fills tooth she 'd o'er wadding Denoted its full cost /areisseuse. round. and soft weight half a her ton Cockney's had that, gold. in ; figure a Paphian each. pound; ten French hy Elastic, guineas two cost streets, Latin. and cost moulded All London through French A-talking shawl satin. of pelisse strutted velvet with wore ran. gun. when pleasure she ; smiled. he, That tooth And Bnt, cost ab, Laid The Still of mint a the out more Cleopatra's was npon Dick treasnre. she of more money her charms. like a fleeting from once, shadow her arms grew. ! 86 SCHWERTUED. CORN-LAW THE meritui Quid Cmceml ? es Ts"SNT" Pro peccato R. of might The "While The ShaU millions sinewy numbers ask for bread, by fools " No " Act. iii. Sc. slumbers, England her swell iii. Sc. be ; ? said Hurrah! A groan o'er all the from plain Ascends Our blood And echo Island and highland ; lordlings quaff. shall back a laugh? Hurrah! Shall breath Arrest the like arm The mill The mighty upon of feeblest tabour Labour, the power stream. of Steam 5. mpplicii. panlum magno Act Andr, ? Hurrah! 5. 87 Shall down Pipe A the passion? of storm nation's of voice Fate ? suffocate units Shall fashion titles, gewgaw Hurrah! How long, Must be Our portion our babes And brethren poor have we ? Hunger like mouths fathers, are younger. you. too. Hurrah! When Te move in quake Take The our heed dogs your for may banded millions, pavilions. hall bite and who park ; bark. Hurrah! 88 EPIGRAMS. bii" Fortuna lege tempora regit. 1. iii. TiBUL* What See part hath Fortune Hardinge's in your guns, idle ArtiUer/s By 'Tis But brute force be flags to earth iii. furl'd Eleg, 9. ; grandi hurl'd are rules now the ;-^ world. ! Mind Heaven-ascending Uxorem 1. wind. Kings goose-quills not your ! shame. Propbbt. Unscrew 3. clade. proelia temper fame dispensing glory^ Ellenborough's Nee EUff. dote. earn HoRAT. Sat, i. 4. * What Youth, qualities beauty, make wedlock breeding, sweet virtue, wit, as honey and " ? ^money ! EPIGRAMS. Be such, the Though the such, ever treason's accepted, MedlcU reir"rd apostate's quid ; the 's tnutor triitibui ? Sa(. JuTEHAL, Your 's tongue For some don't Why At every put forth clew to black-dranght-decocter. you living boldly Doctor it put ? abhorr'd out his vi, doubt 388. I 01 EPIGRAMS. ** THE RATIONALE Qmvol conta OF ncreBceDta-lhe conto urn TALE-BEARING. ponto." nm Portuguese Hoc Proverb. garrola lingua malum. peperit miwro lib. Iy. 13. TiBUL. He who Adds 'Tis tale^ fail ; of this would reason dutiful a a bit without a The To telleth ye seek ? thing give foundlingsa wing^ And to Nee prop medid the up credas nee lame the and curatoris Long For may ye and Ep. flourish o'er Would Allopathy ! stilly though swamp'd be he who doses be i. 1, 102. Homoeopathy, He'scapes from gallowsand And ? egere. HoRAT. Hydropathy weak from takes to water, drug-shop slaughter; small infinitesimally still better were they none at all ! L 92 EPIGRAMS. AN DUEL. IRISH Duello Stnltoram continet duello Paoem The one The other last and trigger pull'd, he had at Carm, iii. 5. being primed. without primed was primed When, His one i. 2. brainpiece chimed, without loaded was his with Epist, of^'jealousy exploded. fit his when For miscuit. pistols O'Blunder's Hobat. sestas." loaded forgot blockhead the too, it ! cock to ! loaded being "Die Notnm, futnra pueri, qualisque qui sit JuvBK. Ned Romantic Poll's That 've You ! 'twas had wish, that Poll Sat, win 's It cured It makes Hence the its Doctors as old is not Earth of patients a wet as Virginia each disease 'neath wet ! 1"55. ; and blanket throw now. Tkeoff. time Noah^s blanket 353. you; wedded 're you Hse. Hydropathy X. vow, romance-quotations your find And I fit, I uxor o'er crime. sit it ! ; 93 EPIGRAMS. B(ma non pan carat. poner" ungnes HoRAT. ? What Bonaparte^ Hath No comer Of the on which thou Ne " Incontinentes Teach To each make old sleep My old A When not bane Horat. manns. Mesmeric I ones will antic and catalepsy o'er each HYDROMANTIC gipsy. pursue young to frantic. too, young, leave ; ! you PREDICTION. " Vienit yilissima rerum Horat. aqua. finds Hydrophobia Hydropathy i. 17. Carm, " and the I part a ? dispari trance, " Hie did'st maids shall passes The one. chiromantic coma, And but ixgidat me Throw earth male ! heart thy mighty 297. Poet, Arte shun clutches thy tamed England De will be a specific certain cure. Sat, sure. i. 5. 94 EPIGRAMS. With President of sent to BotTLsa, some of the of some him the be to of Chamber Monicipal Madeira, in ^Vnltis feomere qaoque me ? Falemi Partem HoBAT. which These flasks Dear Doctor, And pine hy from regain to for shelf their active desire, retire. station. useM occupation. omento venter popa ! Pebs. "Animal propter convivia The venison, to way Satur men's anseris is down Pebs. extis. " Aspice " quam tomcat and champagne hearts magno 74. Sat. Ti. Sai, i. 141. natum. Juvenal, and i. 27. Carm, kind your my ^Tremat " Turtle wished refilled. " Long prietor Pro- and Faneha], wines delicious most Olivei"a, Da. which jecur Mabtial, pullets their Sat. ansere lib. ! gullets. vi. majus. ziii. Epig. 38. Quoth As " Gorge, fine A foolish as nigli erer finishmg not : bird enough goose flew too " maeh for for one, " And a two!" 96 EPIGRAMS. SHATTERED THE CABINET." oper" importes, / Minister yehemente Bpiit, HoRAT. Ask He ye did the reason his work Sir why TESTE and ? miserqne . . . maxlme magnorum ! refpim Sat, HoBAT. 'Tis shelyiiig Repeal And coercing hath Erin poor WALPOLE'S AND first The second Sir quit Projectui Rohert in his Audeat 0y". Met. his head. for and frumenti longo cum England's . ftiste, neque curfew The The ' tolls agrarian the . knell herd surly ploughman And leaves the hread 293. ! lUinc granum. Sai. HoBAT. The Till. semper'aceryuin contiugere eaunena . interdpit. LOQUITUR. ingentem Wgilat shelf. RETIREMENT. spids own the on 1. 3. himself! hargain'd haked ad Peel PEEL'S TIPPERARY Si laid coerces Cererem The IS. well. too coCrceti . Utras, et i. HIBERNIA. FuBte Rumperit, fell Rohert wisely too 1846. odium Ne Sedulns JUNE, 25th world of winds makes to scampering darkness S. Peel, parting the ii. o'er Premier and the lea, feel, to me I 98 great as and ago^ years that was as that delusion fatal inevitable the annals and sagas, Repeal and farthing which is enough of The modem literature forbid Ireland modem no steeped an Irishman, to bards their scalds and literature worth one and the the and this, say at they sustain to own Shakspeare language laugh would Icelandic in not land Ice- that but the its and imagine their the surpass !) Europe Irish of 2000 with succeed, character, ancient the Heaven continental literature have I, successors. of not they citizen to were national do Roman a Separation, and independent an (which letter* a history a if estimation only by have being consequence. in differ of of knowing ancient claims his of and factious scribblers. The be Barbarians, 100,000 first psesar, from the defeating Julius who was nations, took and men, citizenship the allied twelve to the Roman then consuls, kinsman Caesar, in his number privilege of of boyhood equal one the ; longer no the to army Roman two would field the conquered a which of of Roman numbers, whom greater and of the was Julius result 99 of the of Soman wsr citizens, of number equal aliens that to Repealers, will on the roll motto Barbaras admitted with of British to a all take of of from beit^ Bnt having their Let nor fanaticism Ovid's ego anm ; quia recorded by for Fasti dob " intelli^r its to adopt : hio consent conclude to the the but names me list probably Barbarism field citizens. line and out, rolls the Repeal the to inhabitants. ancient privilege made being the added be to on the lore recommending fitting rolls neither glorious bad they new of m bravery, the that was nlli 1 its ILLUSTRATIVE P. 27. Tke ** REMARKS. seek A is It this of scrap doubtfiil and Latin whether shred a would use of ye Crreek" Atrahilarian our accomplishment^ its to wardrobe s ? sixth-form resort scarecrow* lettered hath timidly so even doth he : 4 At fecit, magnum O Miscoit. leri yerbis qaod ttndiomm Grneca I Hob. ** O in stupidi enough the to of and !" the sway of Doctoras Ibid, "Add has Quod Ingeniis Nostra " Nil touched him nisi rectam, non sed ille hai^ placnit nbU Yult scire plauditque fovet, impugnat qaod ; nos nostraque yi. Sat. 37. ' assumption.' a to a : arrogant off solus ignoraty mecnm of for poker Pbbs. airs leap urget I monstrous Horace " Ondos liating humi- is may letters Bettitts " " It the take world 10. mountebank a beer-barrel, a i. SaU Dacier. says how think to top sceptre, Uteris Latmis yideri : ducit. * * ; sepultisi Undus odit. Epist. ii. 1. 102 P. The " 27. 's literaryscarecrow Ich nichts kenne complete /" now aermeres Vnter. der soon' als eucb ! GoBTHE, I " know Prameihetu. under pitiful nought more Grrecian fieldsa grinning the than sun you!" P. 28. In " Was black Phohitron^frowning called set scarecrow as jetr *EKT4rotjuu"l"o$tphv ^pivat ZtiiiarittikKuv, otkc ^4pw irfifuira* "Eieyova x^^^^^ AC^ercu, KXvras Soph. " I am fruits of the Ibid, " In 1 hear hlessed earth " didacere nulla sepem, yepres. OeoTff* 1. 269. ViBO. Ibid, " In modem Each Babylon, traitor the " moliririncendere ayibvs for ills; Relligioyetttit,segeti preetendere Insidias with longer ripen." no Riyos " 167. 153, quaking " unnumhered Terriculum Rome JEdip. lyran. with fearful mind distracted Alack! terror. yhp^ where smiles, we smooth silk as the call monster Bilk/' r This who happy art is as celehrates it with "to giveone's literally, old the as the days of Aristophanes, phrase, 9iQ\ur6f7vTohs creditors the slip." " m^ f " xf^^^t Nub,433. n't r 1 "- " " 103 P. "Stuff 28. loud, Sinentt, avenging a many ioroHg." Sirvente and ia sarcaatic much occasionally fire the the the " Ira taking Quan " e " Assur the Provencal spirit See dolor of the and lo of name of minstrelsy. especially upon generic effusona Troubadour and the was of the by poets'. this portion Raynouard's dons" of in objurgatory Folquet Chevalier the Saracens, There of spedmeni, de Romans, du Temple, in 1 265" the 104 P. 28. And " De others te too supplicinm, samam the ply can 31 " But what On tactics, who these ark /'' toIo. ut Tkrbmt. P. tomahawk Anidr, Act. Ui, Sc. 5. Bilk. dUaiing cool to . ne'er heard of Sandhuret School" With " at the have scientific no the omission ignorant ? argument The manner. have we cooler judge " remarked his hand that I am - - it an -- of -|- ; We " : Bilk for adverse Ml^^ that officers.'* Not our rather unfavourable in the there the to the in the strongest urging was the at this affect pickpocket,when declines Fall tary mili- a of the remark commonly ** characteristic does was subjectof must officers." certainlyat how but its way the on correspondence,I which Bilk, with and being caught it found pocket, that with the on our artillery Mitchell's and Why, directly, assertion the task, astonished to thus it out of scientificnursery the of Now ; for nursery writer point which no was designedfor subsequent number, forgotSandhurst moment our the the takes coolness, brazens " In Napoleon.'*) officer demy Royal MilitaryAca- 935, Review (Atrabilarian, No. of is which Woolwich, only, we the exception of the stance circum- gentleman's by accident/ AtrabUarianCe gross unfairness insert the statements letter-writer,pretends to de- 106 for witches, I think "as real any power/' and that not declare that to on goes is their witchcraft they are "justly punished." "our P. " 31. Who "The man) in in ^^ Mr. Sketches." No. 939.) quack that they are of India they happen that ! ! This horse be well the really,such But monstrous stringentremedy. r-| I mil 111 " ^^^^fa n wolf " ^^ of of Bilk - or the wolf, laid man probably find from ^^^^^^^ critical Scotland misinformation " " parts of the they would a Lusitanian " might does carelessly So other compounded in distinguishinga difficulty a and little have home loups-garoux Kelpies of naturalist cockney and wolf ^the " Portuguese** in Kingston's As ; so to a Esthonia, ^J^^^^ assert loho wolf-men Europe." the Ghouls ^mm (from France, *man^ write even evidentlythe famous so cannot q^s andp's Lusitanian Lohishomes are philosopher." own Discussing of development cranial bnormous a horse. requires a insult the \m^m^l^smi 10? of nnderatandtDg in kome " is Bj the is he man, the ffarou. "wolf" The for this " " loio" wolf" here at in all, the but hone and bis the both Fortt^piese the mtlf. the l^end, he with blander ridiculous lobit- Portugal." m identical names, "bugbear." the where, else- the not when this that that of wolf as of to Co records oircumstance secret jumped he the lobitktme common readers, tnuisformatioD aobstitoted down set of straiige fo^t credulous critique, same compounded some korae his is the Foot flippantly the that, Equally finding confident postor im- while conclusion; does loup- not mean palpable is ^ 108 his " in ignorance the man/' For writing word strictures Bilk's of for Portuguese bs h(nnem4 being specimen a home social the on . of state the paid by and as all The much the than doors all of almost entirelyborne of state idle in In and fact by of very fixed the there many of fees.- whole is a the the good deal extensive church is made parish, to as there of wealth is the suffices are ** in the fraternities. con- porting sup- chase pur- decorations, supported by are Thirdly, nation," afford can expenses goes mis* is not rehgious or farthing altar a expended not and paragraph each from by Irmandades, tapers, fireworks, and the cases it is impositions that in two or whole the collection A far go money classes many ;" every ministers poverty days" blunders" houses the Secondly, the all by copper and purpose, of First, the contribution* for the the money ^would " short This gross lines. poorest excepted. A and The saints' such condemn four but poor, idle abject poverty orders two voluntary the at the (No. 939.) fewer every paid by it, by the do." we no for ** of celebration supporting higher as contains take in reUeving nation. following. sillydisplays, in fire-works, wax-caudles, aboTC towards the for poor other and the Portugal, take the to ^'the abject no such thing. in the capitalistsin country, Lisbon and 109 The Oporto. society there ceptions, and has while journals, for ministerial their in crisis question, confessed are in want bread.'' January, so in one which practice, of the in the and testimony and might I to praase^of (the Carreio leading Madeira* to my AtrabUariamCs in the that presume (if it the of am here, of confining observe, on my the in the Utequalified un- nal, jour- Universal Impareial of closely adhering observations works to official at still a London and history, the of Portuguese Bevista and the required) were Diario and residence of Flower,) Ocean Lisbon that ment amuse- more curtain language, my sole actual knowledge Portuguez, strictures his with refer are against something literary journal) I rule the customs, (as recorded the fact accurate my Madeirese rature, in enveloped Patnotot quotas, word me here orders" their a constitutes Bilk, than smoke; I people. the and breathes constitutes country judge ever of impositions," contribute willingly the people higher such during out ''the "the FaurMy, Portugal arising (Revolufoo ''condemning families their no 1846.) from far of is not, opposition very that ex* destitution Government, England corn-law never The country. abusing of case few there rich, one years, English if, with enormously entire the and here, none are heen not throughout late witnessed not are of disproportions flagrant of to others, the and him catchiiig hoped he sious i". in there mesh a of would be absurdities ignorant no to one vhere hiapreten- expose dt^matism. " 31. Showing Than not he removed mere Jrom the verieatttaiUon lautwledge grammar "^ Italian." In no of a ungle than fever two OoMetta of the he number two of by words with a (938) Atrabilariiat mistakes commonest spelts the Bilk in single in the e the find orthography Italian (p. I 1019), lai^tiage. and /m- Ill vith proveua'ore are of proved them be to and Gossip," which the I Bilk's is with second correctly his mistakes for own, the paddock, fancy in The 1013). (p. ezcluaiTe roam COSSCIBNTIOCS " 31 to the word t" that in loves he UDgle essentially occurs which P. a free, Teview througb "Our of first Weekly a work in spelled. " ATid sealing Tet ignorant in cold blood Cervante^ fame, . He p. spells 1030). Kow it "Qaixoffe," As an ordinary to with write two specimen Don ^b {vide of Qmxot^i No. 939, di^;natiDg 112 assumption, which I shall Dan extract much acquainted with would know untrue it is as with just knows of leaves and is Spain, of has was to make all the man's a he at the very Rui his la burla be the nated. assassi- which attests for a is true It the that with had seen it and "*Mh.AB^^"IBiBXsaaM^^k^ta*"iii._"Aki about up,**but has character read, Cervantes in excite satire,and such as difference, in- Navarrete, Buscapiey which of the ingenious author "blow writer sumption as- indife* (a squib running the the his la mayor " that purpose, sustain to received object of that he its But desprecio" y Buscapie lost, but successful tag-ends of boil. (**con contempt even publiccuriosity. The Diaz Bilk blood commencement to explainthe reality been quainted ac- reviews, ! people'sfeet),apparently to the which as Atrabilarian endeavours Cervantes),and published is well to foolishly sent utterlyunfounded rencia, objetode de is acquiredby cuttingopen to common and Vida such a styleof imputing grovellingignorance to assertion with, which work and nomenclature, never hsn assumption ' were Spain/ he was the literature of he enough is book Eangston sundry works, is of Mr. as This Kingston famous insulting: the information Eangston literature The favourite." concerning the If Mr. ** the this that in every page, Bilk's of Cervantes. Qimote general of remark a fellowed be might was since as most himself ^ 114 issued vantes revised himself the Esquivias ready as enthusiastically writer, the in standing observing striking the he that '' had the Indeed of was at of whom todo, Also some Cervantes's and banks time delight. mad to the " or of time, to exhibiting other That ing read- spot, and work. ignorance The loose III. Madrid, actuallyreading the !" el from PhiHp the is either little read was and delightful of from ran from ass, the ridiculously conceited it up *' his apostrophized on frantic courtiers The entirelymistakes picked book he road musas). book which famoso palace a he Quixote, fame, violently,and student the for much man las in which his he (el his monarch, the of edition hearing the anecdote the movements Quixote/' Don of down forehead his student," said BUk. of reading laying extraordinary So full muses" balcony a student a Manzanares, found the whom authenticated well other who, on fully care- achieved from but the writings author alegre, el regocijode escritor the of joy the " had last dismounted the is anecdote riding before, seen he student while ^rst part, this the the the worship to had never of Madrid, to and from of world, accident, hy name was estimated one the which fame relates, in to gave of corrected, The he Spain may he and prized. most edition fifth a fact notion, poverty, for of is that whieh his not 115 read being the after in publishing of profits the ages was a writer The game so his except Bilk never famous are well conld, cultivatioa than de illustrated "They see, and in [the they the but Cerranfea, of impudence conclusion of he Spaniards]" cannot never ; as to Vega. and arrogance land, Eng- Quiaote Spain lifetime i of the in his Lope immeaanrable incoiLsiderable caused in countryman, passage. " there because poor, were literary Germany, appreciated more was thea greater aai France, be He appreciated. or see at the says, present. 116 the beauties fact This which would travelled have the the with of Don because they baseless be revert may in Quixote discussed light the Bilks 50,000 The knows who Kingston, and And Bilk of While latter driving at takes Bilkish trick, when Assumption's Exposes take we the deceiver of tone tunity opporof important light the that notice insulting Peninsula " air will." his even future too a of says work, cannot a gratuitously proverb airs the and impostors. Spanish " of more the non-appreciation is much most " four-fifths about at [the fag-end ^thus :" book It raptures insufferable his it Spain]. at all at ignorant, to velations Re- " Spaniard in that true Probably " and in any and equally with proceeds have literary information to nothing pretension. we is I Peninsula, famihar supinely are Bilk Don know people read. It that met never not was Quixote. the have essay." experience my pretension who curious a entire of and slightest of curious is the results Spain," judgment, It nearly foreigners. enrapture subject indeed! recorded with the through of or form curious, Very much so share. quill. once found out. to of Mr. than a To have his "airs" Exhausted " See And Conoi cash-receiver Silk I iremendoua tend poSCu, kirn beneath eipelled tomahawk featket' et d hie from pic" poetridu PiBB. bard. a hand 1 Sal. Pnlog, and 118 P. 32. In ' six short his lines features he off polishes" A discovered wiseacre in Ocean " my Like '* fair inferred He '* Like not and generally more the over In frigid peest ** '* ** fewer no Not 80, That His ** I Hype brachs, end to in other V much too : That " skVjr with two the words, was variety, constitutes latterly have Anne's got poets. instances are famous from he speech, these sages pas- the uses ana- : | " seem." Ynd""d O sh6uld It sun." tbS " self-slaughter. contains together ; | critic we the only runs, times! tmly me that fair line beauty a " Queen cite to am merely. rT5n line [This I 'gainst it The better, fifteen lord, canon Possess " knew Like " : anapaestic now of first denote can the : sea." profound poetry correctness than my of recognised, Hamlet's ^in :" thus This EngUsh Thus, frequent. very it thing. "c. who Shakspeare, the tity quan- line following judiciously introduced, in beauty a such no false a from pronounced existence sparingly such the the the in springing CJthcrea," of aware I did I fair which Cytherea called he Flower," that Cyther^a." what s5 65d 1 to come l5yYng anapeests, | t5 O this mo two hypercatalectic it contains 1" " m^ and God."" fifteen | ther." amphi- syllable at syllables 119 it should where musical ! that (except and beauty, remark, I may incorrect " By what it fed " Let me ** My father's ** And With the five times " I know *' That wise " ** can he love but n5 coxcomb) to would be thus iambus month : is \" woman father/' my " sheets." when speech, Desdemona, " name like m6re incestuous pattern where is that of he proceeding the uses anapaest WhSn thy light return. it in three uses next but must wither thee is even aft^r : I hkve plucked thy rose," successive : " I'U smell 6ne more, and constantly into heat lines,and like" one] B3nron, Wordsworth, movement excelling Nature, PromethS"n multiply instances, it a Frailt},th} celebrated of not It needs to of :" in the And all at sacrifice a and yet within dezteriVj to cunntngSst [Here Not brother, murder Thou be anapaest on't. think not such " would strictly be not which classically, the 6ii, "nd in Othello's to it would Grseculist a is it yet I 6n to."] Hjpcri i" it Hyperion merely transposing ten, that of worthy the pronounce contain only the in it on and the the this sonnet. the finest Southey, met. tree." the last." passages of anapaestic Wordsworth Thomson, " duces introone of the i_ 120 the line place the near poor his actly ex- musical most a of commencement Idleness As of passages the Some '* also her of Castle " mood." dreaming with great in power in Loat; Paradise the several line, following : capYt"l clVj, of his by if this than less 6r used frequently stanza in anapaest it twice uses fancied the uses one in I" " as in anapaest an " Milton is has poets, : ** he English same Indolence It of elegant most times three Spenser celebrated frame." in " the of description codile cro- : Unweeting " His ** I do mournful a with dunces can as may just obsCTve penultimate first he book ** Nay, in of Farce in adherence to it the Cytherea editions the Greek to poetic dunces influence iEneid unawares." tip every that ways, necessary was which acquire metu, many is swalldwed every Cytherea may wandering perlloOs that matter But, which the plight, know not about of to long without " I themselves, knows schoolboy be much is familiar. ear like so say a travelling the knowledge out of the : : it is immota manent written original " with tuorum." a Cythersea more ! close 122 4viTr""l"dyov KifOtpelris, *I(rxay({"i' ^lAdn^ros viii. 0dy9, Pindar In it occurs which envious poet" once the she this word whom its of and of name Euripides' does Venus Choruses in celebrated the not second the ot MdKopeSf of which frequently use of is love by pris (K^pis) occur, the the to which but the and act but soft and ture na- ries, Fu- that ; that in the in the especially the " fierpicLSBtov, subject, is he adheres it does where not made once invariably Aphrodite names with Tauris in the Greek and Pallas Aulis, KvOripeia name of the Fates to us Deities, of occur, exclusive the poet, female to igno- of all at not in and quantity are once appeal refers Iphigenia Iphigenia in one the Artemis Leto, of whole who the Goddess, Pythionic, blundering thing chiefly deal, Cypria" " The for that know remains magnificent second parson, any few this of name where the equally or Cyprian Hera the is knew masters the the of us in The "Aphrodita." would he Tragedy, left Sophocles'* Cytherea, in once person and "Euripides twice and tragedians If rant. only Olympionic, called is all. first used, Greek the the in at occur has Time name where not think I Venus is does 288. in and his Cyother 123 If this productions. he that by calls in her *' in in the Coloneus in occurs does not or and the quantity !I the " I of cover of of either all this profound Homer, blush in or add, that the periodical CEdipus of and Euripides, form in refers me that Sophocles, I find words, in Yenus Cytherea" " scholar Pindar, to the Sophocles, in yet Antigone, name Sophocles, Diad^ this he Chorus the the The the " in as Chorus a in to her name of name. part at occur Odyssey, in same other no Pindar, or the by Choruses the and Aphrodita," Cypris," " named rarely does phocles, So- TrachinicSy of one is he of anything Venus when Euripides, like praise and that that and poet, her, know would knew pretender the for and ripides Eu- printed on conspicuous type" "* CLERGYMEN As to three have OF the correct, but THE by CHURCH in it is in the '^ my the OF ENGLAND." of pronunciation Anapaestic syllables adopted Edited word Ocean only one which is it first which "Cytherea," Flower,'' the is correct. not I only The 124 syllable being first and Sithr-ere"j the and a and notion, line the printing halt, according according is there disagreeable very to is pronunciation in unll I unless the line, by prove bad this Grseculist's have would He own. my halt a as to sarily neces- Hence, Sigh'thereeL. not introduced, be anapaest the short, it thus: I the wrote Like it me is in line following it to leave quantity the candid does Vega sea." pronounced introduced sound in whether reader lations Trans- exquisite not : indispensably be to Holland's Lord de Lope the only effectively be can from follows as " syllables first sea." the much very that, two I lame and by pleting com- : CJthdrea's From ** and it springing manifest anapaest. from weak CJth^rea word the short, the like ^and fair the requiring an line from springing " '* To C^ther^a Like ** whether it the would anapaest haste temple not with be the away," strengthened epithet from my own line, "fair:" " From Shakspeare's anapaestic fair ear CJ^th^rea's taught temple him haste the variety occasionally introduced away." beauty into of the English 125 heroic has in introduces P. 32 To third every The " which same Iliad "Bilk, Ibid. the gives "Vcvtrrfiaeis, " the by lack desperate imputations Juno in Sophocles shows rhyme ev^n ffods, in fifth. every brief is answer " in teenth nine- the !" Mentiris " iambics ofelevationy^ Jupiter to systematic. his into anapaest and Hne" sweeping such the the tragedians practice this made Greek the of study times recent Euripides about close A verse. Bilk his conscience boasts, And he swears 's while whimpering his victim roasts,^* Venias HUce Ut dictis ego ne laatum precibus nunc ita tibi. dabo, . . . si lacbrymis restioguas, Tersnt. P. 34. ** At first thought we ? tuum peccatam extillayeris I Act Phorm, his quack some ". sc. hand 8. had tried. But The of is " as first Medical follows. find of a the of series " Works I of *s rascal in course nine the duly reviews, qualified" under Atrabilarian, abstain from the No. giving head 937, the 126 work that know not in the of name examinations the and surgeons, could we in medicine, to so nonsense the of profession, table, but the present Neither any of the with the those to find that whom entirely connexion, of knowledge in A He Though Was He indeed blew And great was his have of up the distiird I I am of exposure vow'd as sight quite of grounds, But once chemist. a such in the matters dimmest. coals. so, in name medical [most short. tioners practilibrary own books like qualified." with nor incidentally persons. coxcomb our reviewed, thus disinterested my to ficient, de- volume. illegal legally public nor their of men have on this the nine-tenths I his put empiricism appeal by caries, apothe- graduate a from and gentlemen for cudgels, slightest zealous we of in Bilk!] written are have deal great a honours that contained quackery were should we is could balderdash. di%tingui%hed ; as heard lately have A., did we miserably were believed have M. medical corporations physicians, an If " : for in hardly and much We and universities^ our reviewed author or taken have the not up I the slightest the Humbug. less Th"t he blew himself" up 'Twas P. 36, Their " a yearning meet ' Fide " ' In subject by There is not perchance eyea and in No. tMt line will in another obtolete manna- ! ' " 939. and Father a bodi ! retort : Atrabilarian, Poems fitting subject vord. a and Danghter.' manner.' solete Ob- " 128 P, 37* Be ^' that sure brands i^x**" "Vvx^f heartlesmess monster a /" ^x^vra. rovrhv This *' bath man soulless a I" soul Aai8TOPH.72an. P. 38. Tet, " slimy Can .Quae Bilk tibi the as be when boni summa tribe Jinny times at banquet-giver a Unctll ? est 1S34. rhymes.^* patell4. vixisse Pers. ^at, iv. praise he 17. . P. 39. Be-4oritinff all " Tety found be to stents of them so we." have never that about As resided the slight happen his slight most monstrous which impudence add that I the of four from* the and years, foot in and inaccurate ever insinuation much that nicles chro- veracious as passed has exception, Bilk where I happens leave it, I take piece have far-famed Portugal, and King- its inaccurate know to Mt. legendary author our as efifrontery the adduce to easy But, ''one the scarcely set On " especially than more have to I of review fobs. robs,*' he unparalleled this reader one the whom 938, be the with abuses Sketches." Portugal. over, will No. would interest of of Guimaraens, it Cathedral, would in Lusitanian ** history gods, ye instance curious A is oh *s new, that to say is exception" of assumption witnessed. is grossly I and need untrue. p. 40. Thit " annalUt of profound, Hume's oum kidneif. Sir Confounds Fide No. nearly ttuDk, observations Languet, the only instance the that more only mistake of of name Espartero's than two of I he of surpassed once Znrbajw" general centuries painter ! presents re- Hubert correspondent, Spanish the my Bilk of I is, extend October. difference slight which This correspondent and " where and Sidney/" Algernon 1845. month friend friend is the of December, the as a slip 27 Philip's Tbere with 948, beyond Sir with Philip non, Alger- two rations, genein founding con- Zurbaron a little '-'1 131 P. "^Tifftis 42. jttst discovered Pindar Vide Notes P. 43. That ** lines were Scotch the wonder can 1844. Scot dogmatic poet* s fame the viewers." Re- dispensed by lot** Smith. 47" P. few and Bards complete Edition, think Should Adam English '' Murray's " the /" s to that " Nor " brilliant* ' dub book one that steals to /amCy burke And " the with second author's the name. dirtiest part of The known " The unknown ^because he to Tartarus lUa Criticism is its is lauded is a to "brother sistency. spitefulinconthe skies chip" is " 49. Tertia ** prius creta, post Saevior hsec mox . notdsti carbone 1 : Non socer ex and ; k genero proles, aenea duro est pejoris in vense fug^re pudor, rapto d** commix* Brass of 108. v. ferro. ultima . . locum Insidiaeque, et vis, et Vivitur Iron De . subi^re quorum of illas successit irrumpit nefas Omne Age ingeniis Protinus In The signed con- : Pers. P. the ; non : amor sevum yerumque, fidesque; fraudesque, dolique sceleratus habendi.* hospes^ab hospite frat|;um quoque : * tutus, gratia rara est . . 132 Filius The P. diem ante mania railway 50. The " to Poet hair a annos. ! must now cold And in inquirit patrfOs conquer Indifference rouse Cantabant snrdo nndabant ; In " with Boland*s pectora Paops"T. 50. scorn. r horn P. critic vain tear'st thou cteco. BarcTs the Elbo. iv. L 9. Promethean hearty Still 5^ rvrrc defies fjuv iKdrepBe A^fnpoy wofnifjiivu^rap HoM. " sitting (Tityos^) vengeful " ^^ovrcs, ^"r" Vultures " thee he liver, art. ^K"ipoVf 0dy9. both on thou as xi. sides 577. his gnawed in penetrating the to vitalsJ' Immortale jecur. Hier titz Ein Zu leiden, Za geniessen dein Wie sit Here ich suffer " thee, P. 51. See from as weep " and gleich freuen zu sey, sich, achten zu Goethe, ! form enjoy 598. weineiif zu a " to yi. * mir daa nicht ^and I jEn. * forme geschlecht, Und " ich, ^Viao. " " that race rejoice^and Prometheua. he may he like heedless me ; of 1 1" "So the Comhill Lisbon^s Atrabilarian to Grand Chelsea Review Cairo. ' Belema^ of he Titmarsh's calls.*' Voyage ^m 133 P. Even '^ 53. the LongfeUow stolid discarth. rogue bards" Translating specimens of Europe's For No. this richest Review 936, of the an of of Poets of absurdity that it him the weakness blotted minor is for put Europe. the of map major the ; the translation, Mr. Longfellow's sole object,be to the * it is such to is island * The * is made poetry it for test Our for to mens speci- Europe. translation his countrymen make yet, served principle* poetical not translated And " have might his refer possible treats, Longfellow's of the of out all the for poetry." remembered, was the acquainted through pro- 4 of cess translation continental languages. feigns to of translation further P. For " as P. well the Could benefit explain 78. " this American, an 'ApiffT^v plebis ** Yet poetry The kann lieben Denn ein hnnd. is the force forgets, susceptible not while even various the critic mangy ne of he twice absurdity of the that country gentlemen," itpifniv crawling quia inops." potent to means *s true " et mich nicht das or menschen I may dine. whatever TFolf, mastiff',hound, Wundem of ? go 69. to word. the the forget, that English or writes with the form " beagle!" die hande so so der ; erbarmlicher schuft ist, wie der Gobtbb mensch, (Epigram). 134 It " dogs surprise cannot so much; since Near Bistort's that me like dog, should men is man, love pitifiil a sneak." P. 79. " * float, Abdera, Clojsomenian For thee and lake float " pascua make the was a mad as P. the 93. this trust serious will persiflage as said Abderse the let mala as and rabid, them on to character a to which be applicable finds be will horses this in utterly to an I certain not were to it as equally numerous to any The other sure. cure.'* mistaken for within there be may as be believe system pernicious. this a specific Hydropathy restraint. and applied, though it would of condemnation regulation diseases '^ that Hydrophobia Hydropathy I The grazed which The colony. was surface. cules, Her- by people. WTien ** Clazomenian a Democritus*s of joke founded was inflammatory so horses .'" neighbourhood its of were by its on horse, entertainment Democritus, augmented in and fnan found of city Biston nothing * The the could nought where lake, a proper are many advantageously class Grolden of Mean circumstance cases is in life, steer and may clear them Quod Wllllun be safeljr of tibl Hlcnna. slaver qni mittit frinler. recommended and scurrifity. " Bell Yi to CriticF to
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