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Take it to grandma’s house and put butter on it. Cook them for just a little bit. Then take them out and eat them. Abby Sny Mashed Potatoes: Get 1 potato Chelsea McCracken Ethan Bowen 1504 Hwy. 97 • Ellensburg, WA Pumpkin Pie: First you go to Super Turkey-Chicken: Go to the store and get a 7 pound turkey-chicken bird. Put some salad, tomatoes and cheese inside of it. Put it in the oven for an hour and a half and eat it with rice. Foreign & Domestic • Free Estimates certified technicians good turkey. A good turkey is a fat turkey. Take the feathers off and boil the turkey in hot water for 5 minutes. Check on it every minute. When it is done, take it out of the pot and cut it up. Put salt on it and make sure the pieces aren’t too big for your mouth. Set it on a plate. Invite a bunch of people over and eat it with a fork. from Bi-Mart. Make sure it feels yummy. Take it home and put it on the stove with some salt and pepper. Cook it for an hour. Get a fork and mash it up and eat it. My grandma makes me the yummiest mashed potatoes EVER! Apple Pie: Grow some red apples in your yard. Slice them up and put them in a pie pan. Cook it in the oven for 40 hours. Let it cool and eat it with white stuff on it. Kahle Davis Turkey Sandwich: Grab two pieces Sam Early of bread. One for the top and one for the bottom. Then grab a piece of turkey for the middle. Then get some butter and string cheese. Put the string cheese on the bottom bread and the butter on the top bread. Then you eat it. Corn: Get some corn from your garden. Peel the green stuff off of it. Put it in the microwave for 10 minutes. Put corn holders on the ends of it and eat it. Weston Raydon Contractor Priced ® Your Carpet and Vinyl Headquarters Where You’ll Find: • Great Selection • Great Quality • Great Service • Great Price 305 N. Pine • 962-4767 Timothy Carter Voted Best Hardware Store in Kittitas County best of COUNTY 925-2961 310 N. Pearl • Ellensburg Turkey: Go hunting for a turkey or get it Bell Olsen Turkey: Go to a forest and walk to the The Helpful Hardware Place! 2010 Granbdma’s Turkey: Go to Costco and buy a 60 pound turkey. Take the stuff out of the middle. Put it in the oven and cook it for 600 days. When the oven makes noise, take it out and hand it out to people so they can eat it. Daniel Yangas other side of it where there is a meadow full of yellow grass. There will be lots of wild turkeys there. Shoot one. Pick it up with tweezers and take it back through the jungle to your car. Go home and put it in a pan and cook it for an hour. Let it cool down for 30 minutes and then cut it with a knife and eat it with a fork. at the store. It should be at least a 10 pound turkey. Take the skin off and stick a timer in it. Put salt on it and put it in the oven for 20 minutes. You’ll know it is done when it goes, “Beep! Beep!” Put it on a plate with sauce and eat it with popcorn balls. Turkey: Go outside and find a turkey in the grass. Take the feathers off and put them on the floor. Play games with the turkey. Don’t eat the turkey, because he is your friend. Martiza Hernandez Turkey and Ice Cream: Take Kaeden Musser little pieces of the spicy stuff off of the turkey and put it in middle of some vanilla ice cream. Put the ice cream in the oven for 35 seconds. Then, take it out of the oven and put it on a plate and try to find a table to sit at so you can eat it. Thanksgiving Chicken: Go to Solomon Weaver Fred Meyer and buy a 20-30 pound chicken. Wash your hands. Put some sprinkles on it and some peanut butter in it. Cook it in the oven for 10 minutes and 10 seconds. Then, eat it with some pancakes. Come in for A great homestyle Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner 1800 Canyon Rd., Ellensburg Turkey: Go to Fred Meyer and find a tur- 962-6222 Cash Hajny key in the refrigerator. Get one that is about 40 pounds. Don’t forget to buy some carrots to go with it. After you pay for them, you go home. Open up the turkey and take the stuff out & put it in the oven at 10 degrees for 5 minutes. Turkey: Go to the forest and grab a Tate VonBargen turkey. Put it in your truck. Wash your hands. Pluck the feathers off and put them in the garbage. Put some bread crumbs on it. Cut it up and eat it with the rest of your Thanksgiving food. Victoria Favero Huckleberry Pie: Go to Dad’s hunting camp and look for huckleberries. After you get about 99 huckleberries, you can take them home. Get some flour and put some butter in it. Mix it and roll it out. Put it in the pie pan. Put the huckleberries in it. Put dough on top. Cook it for an hour and two minutes. Take it out of the oven and eat it with milk. “Where Estimates & Advice Are Always Free” 962-3555 500 West University Way Ellensburg, WA 98926 Daily Delivery, Balloons, Stuffed Animals, Home & Garden, Accessories, Jewelry 925-3176 600 N. 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Turkey: Go to a barn and find a turkey. •24 Hour Access to Nationwide Clubs • State-of-the-Art Equipment • Secure – Comfortable – Clean a big turkey. Buy it and bring it home. Cook it in the bar-b-q all day long. When it gets dark, take it out and cut off the legs. Blow on it so it’s only warm not hot. Then eat it. It’s really good! Get some ice from Safeway, get some cones, crush the ice with a grinder, put some mint in it, stir it up and put it in a cone. Maura Turner the pumpkin patch. Cut it off of the vine and take it home. Smash it up until it is all mashed up. Mix it up and put it in the oven for 4 hours. Get it out of the oven and eat it with a spoon. Mashed Potatoes: Go to a potato Ayden Pettigrew Abi Chandler Bannana Pie: Get bananas off the Blueberry Pie with Ice Cream: Walk-ins Welcome! No Appointment Needed. 808 University Way • Ellensburg, WA turkey. Buy it and bring it home. Put it on a stick and put it on the fire in the fireplace. Let it cook for 2 days. Get it out of the fire. Cool it off on the table. Have your mom put the whole turkey on your plate. Pick it up by the wings & eat it. Braulio Villa Corn: Go get some corn from the store Turkey: Go to the store and get a little “Our family serving your family since 1911” Pumpkin Pie: Get a pumpkin from Turkey: Go to Fred Meyer and pick out Turkey: Go hunting for a turkey in the woods. Take the feathers off. Put the turkey in a net, and then put it in the trailer and take it home. Take it into the house and put spices on it. Cook in the oven for 5 minutes. Take it out of the oven and put it on the table. Cut it up & eat it at a harvest party. Pumpkin Pie: Go to the pumpkin patch and find a 10-20 pound pumpkin. Go pay for it and take it home. Have your Mommy or Daddy clean it. Take out all of the icky stuff and throw it in the garbage. Take out the good icky stuff for the pumpkin pie and put it in a pan. Right before you do that, wash the icky stuff up to make sure it is clean. Cook it until it rises and all of the stuff gets built together and makes a pie. Then, take it out of the oven and cut it up into slices and eat it. My Mom makes me wait to have it for dessert, but my Dad lets me have it before dessert. Esmeralda Nava Santos field with Caden, Daddy, brother and Mom. You’ll have to dig with a shovel to find the potatoes. Throw the yucky ones away in the garbage and take the good ones home. Scrape the dirt off with a knife. Cook them on the stove. After they are cooked, eat them with butter on them. Chicken: Go to grandpa and grandma’s house and go with them to the store. Buy a big chicken. Go back to grandma’s house and she will unfreeze it first for 1 minute. Put in little pieces of candy, so it tastes yummy. Cook it for 10 minutes. Then put cereal on it and take it out. Put it on Carson’s table and cut it in to pieces for 3 girls and 3 boys. Pick it up and eat it. Soup: Have your mom help you cut up some potatoes, turkey, feet from cows and corn. Put it in a bowl and add grape juice. Stir it. Put it in a pan and cook it on the stove for 10 minutes. Put it in a bowl and put cheese and salsa on top and then eat it.
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