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FALL 2014
FALL 2014
Hello to all my REVolutionaries and all my fans. I promised change around here and I’ve done that and more.
Congrats to Saxe Gotha (BBL) who successfully defended the IWAR title against Punk Rock Mike (ASL). Next he faces a former IWAR champ Hot $tuff Adam
Ca$h (BRL) who’ll call in his rematch clause at Autumn Anarchy 4. Maybe Gotha can beat some sense into that twerp Ca$h.
I want to take a moment to thank the Brothers in Question: Willy Survive, Kanny Wynn and Izzy Crazy who retired into the IWA Hall of Fame. They took the NWL
by storm before moving on to the NAL and helping set the record for most in-league matches in one cycle. Well done boys.
The inaugural Johnny B. Cup has gone from 128 wrestlers to 2 and the finals will see the Man of Tomorrow: Laser-Tron (CWL) taking on the Man of the People:
Senor Lucha (TDL) and seeing how their home league will win a cycle of free Battle Royal entries for all active wrestlers, each of those guys have more fans. I
want to address rumors that this was rigged which is, at-best, pure sour grapes. Here is how a tourney works kids, if you beat your opponent, you move on. If
you lose, your out. If I was gonna rig it, I would have set it up for my deadbeat son to win it?
Autumn Anarchy 4 is nearly here and this pay-per-view will see the War Games match. My team of Luthor Alexander , Rude Doodie, Matt Mayhem, Booty
McGhee and The Great David will face guys who don’t like my management style lead by Superstar Rick Riley, Warhawk, The Legendary Eddie Sweat, Robbie
Blood and a… mystery partner? With social media and all that, who does that anymore? I want to be rid of these guys as much as they want to be rid of me. So
when I win, I terminate their IWA contracts. If they win, my controlling interest in the IWA will transfer back to Johnny B. but we know that won’t happen.
In a few weeks, the Mexican Mayhem League, which was under the temporary Commissionership of Senor Juevos will have a new tandem in charge: Mr.
Manny Muertes and Hardcore Holly. The new MML will feature a Mayhem Division, Mexican Division, a Tag Division and a whole lot more.
Some have asked about these rambling promos that appeared in the IWAR bulletins praising the NDL and bashing the IWAR. If you prefer the big roster style of
play, the NDL is fine, but if you prefer the top leagues, the IWAR is the clear choice. The IWAR had 5 of the top 10 most active leagues across the entire IWA* (*
NWL has averaged over 1200 matches for most of 2014, but isn’t allowed to appear in the list.) and what kills these guys is they LOVE the IWAR. I’m going to
paraphrase here, but their big plan was this: flood the IWAR leagues, capture all of the titles in order to turn players off to the IWA and get at the IWAR’s Creative
Team with veiled personal attacks in stable names, promos and wrestlers names. In the last three cycles, across 7 IWAR leagues, with almost 100
wrestlers they’ve spent almost $400.00 in this petty endeavor to get you to think the way you play is dumb. Those resources could have built up the
NDL, but instead they do this. IWL Commissioner James Ross put it best when he addressed the tactics employed by these guys with the following passage.
“…a battle has been brewing between managers in our IWAR leagues and managers that oppose them. I want to take everyone back for a minute to how the
IWL got started. The IWL has grown tremendously. I was the commissioner of another league for a few years. One day I realized I was doing a lot of work for
maybe three to four managers and most of the league was from the larger stables that didn’t partake in any extra stuff. I was burned out and not having fun. I
was running a league that not even I wanted to be in. I sent Kim an email saying my two and a half year run as commish was over since it wasn’t a league I
wanted to be in. I didn’t try and kick people out or change the rules of that league. Kim then asked me what kind of a league I would like to be in. I told her and
her response was, “get ten managers and start one.” I took a little time and put a few rules down. I didn’t even know if I could find ten people to sign up, but it
happened… When I first got into the IWA it was September 1987 and I was done in June of 1990. Back then you didn’t use stable initials. You let people know
through trash talk who your group was. I never opened a PWI magazine and went to the rankings page and saw FOURHORSEMEN: Ric Flair. Now please
understand this: I have nothing against most leagues having the stable initials. I use them in other leagues. It is easy to see who is in which stable. It is a huge
part of the bigger stables for their points race. But I wanted something different. Something like how it was when I was a kid. So when it came time to open a
new league I threw the idea out there. I emailed people I had played with in the game and put it on the IWA website. I did not put it on the Dungeon for fear of
what actually happened. Someone else posted it on the Dungeon and it immediately got ripped apart (except for the Triple Crown Prize Pool). I avoided the
Dungeon because no matter what the topic, wrestling, managers, baseball, movies, it all ended the same: with childish name calling, insulting people’s families
and other nonsense. I know not everyone on the Dungeon acts like this. This isn’t a statement that covers all the managers on there. But it seemed to happen
way more often than not and I wanted to try and avoid it… The IWL opened and it had a steady going, then it caught fire. It has spent several months as one of
the most active leagues in the IWA and more managers are on their way. Obviously, what we are doing has captured a little niche market that was needed in the
IWA or it would have closed… ( Ross then addressed a comment from one of the players who said ) “I like to play this game a certain way and others like to
play it their own way. But I’m upset because they cannot leave well enough alone and play their own way, they have to limit how I play my way”. I could
understand this argument if I went to an existing league that he was in and changed the rules. I would completely understand that I was forcing my way on his
fun. But he knew the rules of the IWL/IWA and came here. Nothing was forced on him. He walked into it… I want to finish this part of the report up by saying I
am sorry for anyone that got caught up into this or if it has had any negative affect on you level of fun. I was planning on ignoring it all, but once those claims
were made in an IWL bulletin I had to stand up and be heard. I also want to say thank you. Thank you all for the time, money and effort you put into this league. I
may have started it, but you guys own it, it is yours. Watching you improve and have fun has been an absolute pleasure to watch and I hope it continues.”
Hats off to James Ross for addressing it so well.
I’m Johnny Revolution… and I’ve already won.
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Saxe Gotha walks out to the TV taping area, limping after a cowardly 4-on-1
attack by the House of Hixenbaugh during a BBL appearance. Gotha smiles
and addresses the assembled crowd. "yeah,I had some boys try to make a
name for themselves at my expense. Now I know how the Leatherman feels.
What they don't realize is that, number one, they didn't get the job done and
number two, it's a different situation now that I know they are coming. Over in
the BRL, I'm waiting for a response from the soon-to-be neutered Bull.
Although I understand that he is part of an oft used rip-off group. Originality
isn't at a premium with these guys. I defended the world title against Punk
Rock Mike from the ASL. I won the match but this kid is one of the toughest
wrestlers you haven't heard of yet. Looking to the future and any upcoming
title defenses, if you come after me, bring your best. Many don't take me
seriously and they pay the price. Just ask my opponents from last year's
Bound For Glory tournament. As long as I hold this title, it will be defended
honorably. I don't give a rat's behind about the politics and I'm nobody's yes
man. Bring on your contenders and let's scrap!
Former Champion Rematch (BRL)
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H
Former IWAR Champions Rematch Eligible *
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
FRANK LEATHERMAN SNOW (ASL) *
E.G. BUGG (n/a)
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H (BRL) *
THE GENTLEMAN CALLER (MML) *
BENJAMIN BLOOD (MML)
KONIK (BRL) *
CLYDE COZWORTH (n/a) *
COL. MAX STRYFE (IWL) *
SASHA (IWL) *
MADDOG DICK JACKSON (BRL) **
** Won Wrestlerama Battle Royal to earn a shot
“PRIME TIME ALEX STYLZ (BRL) ***
*** Won a Best of 7 Series to earn a shot
Note: Former champs get 1 rematch but they
must declare their intention to take it the cycle
before it is held.
Being the IWAR World champion is about more
than just strategy, it takes being creative and
showing the IWAR Alliance why the champ is truly
the best in the world. When the IWAR World
champion submits their promo for this page, the
IWAR Board of Commissioners vote on it. If the
vote passes, the Champion gains an advantage of
1 to 3pts that will go toward their IWAR title
defense. So if the Champion loses by 2pts, but
had the full 3pt advantage, then they retain the
title. So you may never know the final result until
you see it here.
Joined in progress.
Bossy: This has been a rough one fans as Punk Rock Mike had taken control early
by attacking the injured legs of Gotha no doubt he got word of the damage done to
them the Hixenbaugh Brothers in that incident that rocked the BBL. When the ref
went down for a spell following a collision, PRM wasted no time grabbing the time
keeper’s chair and slamming it into that bad knee. Seems like a sound strategy.
Lucha: Si. Many a dastardly act has occurred when the referee has been
distracted. It is always wise to be on extra alert when a ref is injured, but this Punk
Rock Mike is wiser than his rough exterior would lead one to believe. The ref has
come to, but the damage done has slowed the champion down.
Bossy: Mike his a spinning DDT and makes the cover, this could be it. 1… 2… NO!
Gotha’s foot is on the bottom rope. He is lucky that the ref caught that considering
how dazed he is. Mike picks up Gotha and is eyeing the turnbuckle, he has
something in mind here, but no, Gotha blocks it and slams Mike into the turnbuckle.
He is disoriented but manages to shove Gotha into the ropes, but the champ
bounces off and hit the Spear! SPEAR! SPEAR!!! He covers for the 1… 2… 3!
Lucha: Ariba! A close win by the champion whose bad legs hampered him tonight.
Bossy: With things getting tougher, Saxe will have a big showdown with a former
IWAR champion in Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h at Autumn Anarchy 4.
Saxe Gotha (BBL) decked Punk Rock Mike (ASL) by 1
The Teamster: Howdy folks! Well things keep heating up for the IWAR
champion and now that Johnny Revolution has announced that any former
champion can activate their one-time rematch for the IWAR title, we could see
things get really interesting.
It breaks down like this clause? Also Two man earned shots and have a
chance to make history.
Here on this page you can see all of the current champions, current challengers and any stipulations that may impact the matches. In order to qualify for a shot at the IWAR
Champion, any champion must have a successful title defense. Examples; Mexican champion defeats all three challengers over the 3 match series = IWAR shot. Universal
champion successfully defends the title against all challengers, then they qualify for a shot at the IWAR champion. Keep in mind that any challenger who fails to submit Trash Talk
in the bulletin will take a 5 point penalty per cycle so send in your promos or sneak attacks. In leagues with a #1 contender target, those who beat the target by the most points
over the remaining cycles earn the #1 contender shot. It then resets and the next wrestler to have the most wins/points over the target earns the next shot. Good luck.
BRL GLOBAL
SIR GUNTER KINDERWACHT
NWL JUNIOR
THE ROLE MODEL JIMMY DIGITAL
MML MEXICAN
“MONEY DRIVEN” MIKE SEBASTIAN
3 CYCLE CHALLENGERS
Former Champion
ROBERT VAN DAMAGE (+2, +7 = 9)
Fan’s Choice (online poll)
JACK HAVOK (-1, +3 = 2)*
Johnny’s Choice
FUNKY FRESCO (-6, 6 = 0)*
#1 Contender
TDB TERRY BLACKWELL (-7, -1 = -8)
3 CYCLE CHALLENGERS
Former Champion
FURIOUS DRAGON (-1, -10 = -11)
Fan’s Choice (online poll)
THE CINCINATTI KID (+7, +7 = 14)
Johnny’s Choice
MATT MAYHEM (+6, +6 = 12)
#1 Contender
JOHNNY VALENTINE (-1, -1 = -2)
3 CYCLE CHALLENGERS
Former Champion
n/a
Fan’s Choice (online poll)
MASTA MIND (+6, -4 = +2)
Johnny’s Choice
SHAONE AVERY (+4, -2 = +2)
#1 Contender
FATTY THE BUTCHER (+8, -1 = +6)
RESULT: TBD
RESULT: TBD
#1 Contender Leader Board
TBD - Target is SENOR LUCHA
5- Creed Michaels
4- Chris Endgame
3- Jimmy North, Dr. Samsosa
1- Billy Blainer
0- Damen Dream, Rob James
1 Contender Leader Board
Target is SENOR FANTASTICO
5 Magnum TNT
-1 Kevin Coofman
-2 El Mexicutioner
-3 Diamond Dave Venom, Mr. Fantastic
RESULT: TBD
#1 Contender Leader Board
TBD - Target is SENOR LUCHA
No one defeated
Senor Lucha this cycle
CWL CONTINENTAL
ETHEREAL GUARDIAN
#1 Contender
VICTOR VON SNAPP
HOW TO CHALLENGE
Wrestlers take on any wrestler
ranked above them and mark the
match (Continental) and earn points
via Trash Talk. The top ranked
wrestler will earn the title shot.
IWL HEAVYWEIGHT
SASHA
#1 Contender
SHOTGUN JAMES CARNAGE
HOW TO CHALLENGE
Wrestlers compete in contests to
determine who will take on the
champion.
BRL GLOBAL TAG TEAM CHAMPS
MICHAEL ROSE & STEVIE JOE STEPHENSON
MML MEXICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPS
CAPTAIN MISERY & MONEY DRIVEN MIKE SEBASTIAN
3 CYCLE CHALLENGERS – ROUND 1/3
Former Champions
RAILROAD WARRIORS: TIE & SPIKE (+4, -2 = 2)
3 CYCLE CHALLENGERS – ROUND 2/3
Former Champions
BENJAMIN BLOOD & GOLGOTHA (+4)
Fan’s Choice (online poll)
WARHAWK & CRIPPLER BRETT STEELE (-1, N/A)
Fan’s Choice (online poll)
LEX LEE & KEVIN COFFMAN (-1, -2)
Johnny’s Choice
RUDE DOODIE & ROWDY RESTEGHINI (+1, -11 = -10)
Johnny’s Choice
WEST SIDE & EAST SIDE KILLAS (-1, 1)
#1 Contender
COWBOY JIM SPUR & DR. PILEDRIVER MD (+6, 0 = 6)
#1 Contender
R.U. READY & T.O. ROCK (n/a)
RESULT: TBD
RESULT: TBD
1 Contender Leader Board
TBD – Target is Black Scorpion 1 & 2
1 Contender Leader Board
TBD – Target is Gigan & Rodan
CWL TANDEM TAG TEAM CHAMPS
THE VON SNAPPS (ALEX & AXEL)
#1 Contenders
THE WHISPERMEN (SHH & HUSH)
HOW TO CHALLENGE
A tournament is underway to determine the first Tandem tag
team champions. The Tandem Division ranks teams by wins
and losses over other active tag teams as well as earning points
for winning the Tag team or TV Tag team titles. The team with
the most points will earn the shot at the Tandem Champions.
ASL UNIVERSAL
F L SLOBBERKNOCKER
BBL HARDCORE
SAXE GOTHA
TDL SOUTHWEST
VACANT
IWL HVY WT. TAG TEAM
PUMA & PANTHER
IWL AM. TERRITORIES
TIM RIGGINS III
HOW TO CHALLENGE
Any one may challenge the
champion, just mark the match
(Universal) or it won’t count as an
official challenge.
HOW TO CHALLENGE
Any one may challenge the
champion, just mark the match
(Hardcore) or it won’t count as an
official challenge.
#1 Contender
TBD
#1 Contender
TBD
#1 Contender
CRIMSON GRIMM
HOW TO CHALLENGE
A tournament is on going to
determine the first champion to
hold this title.
HOW TO CHALLENGE
Wrestlers compete in contests to
earn the next title shot.
HOW TO CHALLENGE
Wrestlers compete in contests to
earn the next title shot.
ASL POOL D
1. Agent 26 d. The Grappler 3
1. F L Slobberknocker d. Punk Rock Mike 2
2. The Grappler vs. Punk Rock Mike
2. F L Slobberknocker vs. Agent 26
3. The Grappler vs. F L Slobberknocker
3. Agent 26 vs. Punk Rock Mike
MIX POOL A
1. Saxe Gotha (BBL) d. Senor Lucha (TDL) 1
1. Alpha Male (BRL) d. Cpt. Misery (TDL)
2. Saxe Gotha (BBL) vs. Captain Misery (TDL)
2. Senor Lucha (TDL) vs. Alpha Male (BRL)
3. Saxe Gotha (BBL) vs. Alpha Male (BRL)
3. Senor Lucha (TDL) vs. Captain Misery (TDL)
CWL POOL B
1. Andrew Andrews vs. Victor Von Snapp DQ
1. Blood Rage drew Luchador Al Azar 0
2. Victor Von Snapp vs. Luchador Al Aar
2. Blood Rage vs. Andrew Andrews
3. Victor Von Snapp vs. Blood Rage
3. Andrew Andrews vs. Luchador Al Azar
MML POOL C
1. Golden Boy Bishop Holden d. Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h 2
1. Money Driven Mike Sebastian d. Masta Mind 2
2. Golden Boy Bishop Holden vs. Masta Mind
2. Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h vs. Money Driven Mike Sebastian
3. Golden Boy Bishop Holden vs. Money Driven Mike Sebastian
3. Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h vs. Masta Mind
NWL POOL E.
1. Peter Dragon d. Furious Dragon 8
1. Robbie Blood drew Damem Dream 0
2. Furious Dragon vs. Robbie Blood
2. Peter Dragon vs. Damem Dream
3. Furious Dragon vs. Damam Dream
3. Robbie Blood vs. Peter Dragon
NWL POOL F
1. Jimmy North d. David Ritchie 10
1. Rob James d. The Scoundrel (BRL) 4
2. David Ritchie vs. Rob James
2. Jimmy North vs. The Scoundrel (BRL)
3. David Ritchie vs. The Scoundrel (BRL)
3. Rob James vs. Jimmy North
MIX POOL H
1. Scotty Flash (IWL) d Texas Jesse Tombstone
(IWL) 2
1. Funky Fresco (BRL) d. Aqua Caliente (BRL)
2. Scotty Flash (IWL) vs. Funky Fresco (BRL)
2. Aqua Caliente (BRL) vs. Texas Jesse Tombstone
(IWL)
3. Scotty Flash (IWL) vs. Aqua Caliente (BRL)
3. Texas Jesse Tombstone (IWL) vs. Funky Fresco (BRL)
BRL POOL I
1. Number Two drew Jack Havok 0
1. The Great David d. Maddog Dick Jackson DQ
2. Number Two vs. Maddog Dick Jackson
2. Jack Havok vs. The Great David
3. Number Two vs. The Great David
3. Maddog Dick Jackson vs. Jack Havok
BRL POOL J
1. Robert Van Damage d. Rowdy Resteghini 5
1. Patrick O’Malley d. Sir Gunter Kinderwacht 1
2. Robert Van Damage vs. Patrick O’Malley (ASL)
2. Sir Gunter Kinderwacht vs. Rowdy Resteghini
3. Robert Van Damage vs. Sir Gunter Kinderwacht
3. Patrick O’Malley (ASL) vs. Rowdy Resteghini
IWL POOL G
1. The Arabian Dream Ali Atari d. Stryfe CO
1. Pretty Dan Prescott drew Nightstalker 0
2. Col. Max Stryfe vs. Pretty Dan Prescott
2. The Arabian Dream Ali Atari vs. Nightstalker
3. Col. Max Stryfe vs. Nightstalker
3. The Arabian Dream Ali Atari vs. Pretty Dan Prescott
SCORING
• Win = 3pts, Tie = 1pt, Loss = 0pts.
• Match points act as tie breakers
• 9 Group winners advance
• Top 7 scoring runners up advance
ASL POOL 1
SCHEDULE
1. FL Slobberknocker & Dark Phoenix FS d. Punk Rock Mike & Agent 26 2pt
1. Huey & Boxcutter Bryan d. Scavengers: Skunk & Hyena 1
2. Punk Rock Mike & Agent 26 vs. Scavengers Skunk & Hyena
September
CWL POOL 6
2. FL Slobberknocker & Dark Phoenix FS vs. Huey & Boxcutter Bryan
1. Alex & Axel Von Snapp d. Harry Hoodstar & Solace 9
Round 1 matches
3. Punk Rock Mike & Agent 26 vs. Huey & Boxcutter Bryan
1. Shh and Hush d. Carl Cannonball & Juan Trolero 7
3. FL Slobberknocker & Dark Phoenix FS vs. Scavengers: Skunk & Hyena
2. Alex & Axel Von Snapp vs. Carl Cannonball & Juan Trolero
Fall
2. Shh and Hush vs. Harry Hoodstar & Solace
Round
2 matches
BRL POOL 2
3. Alex & Axel Von Snapp vs. Shh and Hush
1. Cowboy Jim Spur & Dr. Piledriver MD d. Number One & Three 8pts
3. Harry Hoodstar & Solace vs. Carl Cannonball & Juan Trolero
October
1. The Jester & The Red Riot d. Golden Idols 1 & 2 8pts
Round 3 matches
2. Number One & Three vs. The Jester & The Red Riot
CWL POOL 7
2. Cowboy Jim Spur & Dr. Piledriver MD vs. Golden Idols 1 & 2
Group winners
1. Dominic Rice & Van Craig d. Dagger Bomb & The Cool One 10
3. Numbers One & Three vs. Golden Idols 1 & 2
1. James & Billy Stone d. Jim Surge & Larry Lawrence 3
and top seven
3. Cowboy Jim Spur & Dr. Piledriver MD vs. The Jester & The Red Riot
2. Dominic Rice & Van Craig vs. Jim Surge & Larry Lawrence
Scorers advance
2. James & Billy Stone vs. Dagger Bomb & The Cool One
BRL POOL 3
3. Dominic Rice & Van Craig vs. James & Billy Stone
November
1. Products of Arrogance 1 & 2 d. Rowdy Resteghini & Rude Doodie 4
3. Dagger Bomb & The Cool One vs. Jim Surge & Larry Lawrence
Single
elimination
1. TNT & Dynamite (MML) d. Eddie DeGrassi & #1 Duchaine Fan 4
8 advance
2. Products of Arrogance 1 & 2 vs. TNT & Dynamite (MML)
MML POOL 8
2. Eddie DeGrassi & #1 Duchaine Fan vs. Rowdy Resteghini & Rude Doodie
1. East Side & West Side Killas d. Mr. Fantastic & Mike Sebastian 2
3. Products of Arrogance 1 & 2 vs. Eddie DeGrassi & #1 Duchaine Fan
December
1. Blood Money: Ca$h & Fatty drew Bubba Bayou & Buck Bayou 0
3. Rowdy Resteghini & Rude Doodie vs. TNT & Dynamite (MML)
2. Mr. Fantastic & Mike Sebastian vs. Blood Money: Ca$h & Fatty
4 advance
2. East Side & West Side Killas vs. Bubba Bayou & Buck Bayou
IWL POOL 4
3. Mr. Fantastic & Mike Sebastian vs. Bubba Bayou & Buck Bayou
Holiday
1. Dr. Fear & Stunning Jack Vermillion d. Pretty Dan Prescott & Backcountry 53. East Side & West Side Killas vs. Blood Money: Ca$h & Fatty
2
advance
1. Ali Atari & Liam Larrikan d. Blackjack Robertson & James Carnage 2
2. Dr. Fear & Stunning Jack Vermillion vs. Blackjack Robertson & James Carnage TDL POOL 9
2. Pretty Dan Prescott & Backcountry vs. Ali Atari & Liam Larrikan
1. G. Goodwood & Brody Ballistic d. Thiago Dela Cruz & Cesar E. Salvo 4 January
Finals
3. Dr. Fear & Stunning Jack Vermillion vs. Ali Atari & Liam Larrikan
1. Hazard & Toxic (CWL) d. Listo & Roca 1
3. Pretty Dan Prescott & Backcountry vs. Blackjack Robertson & James Carnage 2. G. Goodwood & Brody Ballistic vs. Hazard & Toxic (CWL)
Winner/s
2. Thiago Dela Cruz & Cesar E. Salvo vs. Listo & Roca
determined
NWL POOL 5
3. G. Goodwood & Brody Ballistic vs. Listo & Roca
1. Dragon Master & Furious Dragon d. Rob James & Billy Blainer 4
3. Thiago Dela Cruz & Cesar E. Salvo vs. Hazard & Toxic (CWL)
1. Booty McGhee & Jimmy Digital vs. Darius & Damem Dream 3
2. Dragon Master & Furious Dragon vs. Darius & Damem Dream
2. Rob James & Billy Blainer vs. Booty McGhee & Jimmy Digital
3. Dragon Master & Furious Dragon vs. Booty McGhee & Jimmy Digital Rob
3. James & Billy Blainer vs. Darius & Damem Dream
2014 King of the Ring
2013 International Champion
2013 MRL Champion
Using the awesome power of time
travel, Laser-Tron has journeyed back
to set right what once went wrong, in
pro wrestling. After a successful run in
the MRL, LT signed on for the CWL relaunch where he thrilled fans with his
flashy entrances, Laser-Show Splash
and his beautiful valet, Miss Tanaka.
Since his arrival, Laser-Tron has begun
to show a more sinister side, sharing
darker views of the future and treating
Miss Tanaka badly while belittling CWL
interviewer Patricia Parley during his
promos. In his latest promo he startled
Parley who asked about the sudden
replacement of Miss Tanaka with new
valet shrouded in space-age silver.
Some feel his ‘time-travel’ has tainted
his mind by tempting him to take the
dark way, but his long time fans hope
their hero can return to his winning
ways by choosing the right path.
2014 IWA Champion
2013 Color Commentator IWAR TV
2012 IWAR Wrestler of the Year
2012 BBL Wrestler of the Year
Vs.
LASER-TRON
(CWL)
Senor
Lucha
(TDL)
1st Place
Johnny B. Cup Trophy
IWAR World Title shot
$50.00 in IWA credit
$1,00,000.00
100 Free matches
1 year of Free Battle Royal entries 5 match deals (20 scrub wins)
1 free cycle of Battle Royal entries for the winner’s Home league
The people’s champion has had a roller
coaster career, named the BBL’s rookie of
the year in 2012 while battling the sinister
Arsenal when his 220 points captured the
IWAR Wrestler of the Year honor. In 2013 a
devastating back injury forced him into
retirement and behind the IWAR TV desk as
a color commentator. When Johnny
Revolution took over the IWAR leagues, he
ordered Lucha back in the ring and in what
many consider a miracle not only did his
fragile back hold up, but he regained his
winning form and it took him all the way to
the IWA championship. Now he has a
chance to win the inaugural Johnny B Cup
and prove to the IWA that he is a champion
the fans can believe in like no other.
The IWAR Event Team will cull the results from this cycle’s matches and post them in the October issue of the IWA
Revolution Magazine. If you would like to have a recap for the match, contact the IWAR Creative Team for more info.
The BRL has seen some great trios, but now the Triple D Cup spills over into all of the IWAR leagues. Next cycle details will be revealed about
this dynamic event: how to sign up, when it will start and what is at stake. Stay tuned fans.
The BRL has seen some of the best young talent pass through their ring and once a year the BRL pauses to let the youngsters go head-to-head.
Please see next page to see who is in, but all matches are subject to change
159- R.J. Warshark
6% B. F.
126- Bruiser
159 ROB JAMES 165
158
173- 6% Body Fat Rob James 173
173
158
9- David Ritchie
86
155- Dr. Doom
147- Brom Black
86- Kid Bullseye
164- General Zod
147
86
17- Tiamat
119- Jimmy North
109- Twisted
97- Cosmic Charlie
119
109
47- Rocky Valentine
84- Johnny Anvil
74- Will Johnson
140- Sydney Guerro
47
74
177- Nature Boy Ric Idol
176- The King Prince James
148- Jason Ritchie
4- The Neon Man
?
?
175- Kris Adams
139- Twister
47- Rocky Valentine
170- Agent Orange
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105
74
153
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165- P. Trainer Billy Blainer
166- Frankie Neptune
158- Dr. Samosa
171- Kraag the Heavyhanded
88
1
88- Furious Dragon
104- Tommy Finnegan
6- Senor Lucha
1- Naveli Pierce
26
105
19- Johnny Suede
26- Hammer Jackson
163- Wrath
105- Wyatt James
144
153
59- The Butcher Bull Allen
144- Paradox
153- Dr. Slam
8- Noah Sebastian
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3- Phantom Striker
179- Ghost Lee Shadows
159- Bombshell Warrior
130- Jerome Dresden
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129- Charlie Midnight
178- Psycho King Ali
132- The Great Kabuto
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One of the toughest things to do in today’s IWA is to win the
Triple Crown when one wrestler wins the League title, the Tag
team titles and the Six-man titles. To honor such an
achievement, the IWAR leagues listed below have rolling prize
pools for any wrestler who wins the Triple Crown. These go
up by 5 each cycle no one has won the it. If you are ready to
make history, then take your shot at the Triple Crown.
Free BRL Matches
Free IWL Matches
Last won by
Rasmuth Rage #279 - 2004
Has yet to be won
Since league debut
Free MML Matches
Free NWL Matches
Last won by
West Side Killa, #60 - 2014
Last won by
Rude Doodie #34 - 2013
When new NWL wrestlers join they are put in the next Willowick Classic.
We send in the matches. Tie Breaker: Battle Royal finish
50- Agua Caliente
75- Golden Idol #1
139- Spider Stevenson
38- Funky Fresco
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90- 24k Michael Golden
TBA
70- Bobby Budweiser
128- Psycho-Metal
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133- Web Walker
27- Senor Lucha
67- The Scoundrel
TBA
104- Homicidal Maniac
74- Golden Idol #2
92- The Great Rama-Tut
8- Y2B Chris Babylon
Winner earns 5 free matches and a shot at the Global champion Past winners.
2011- Jawjackin James Blanchard
2012- The Creation Chris Magnum
2013- Warhawk.
Keep your eyes here for new events, bonuses and prizes that help make the
IWAR leagues the best place to complete. Be sure to check out the league
update pages for more details on the great events going on right now and to
check out upcoming events, like the IWL’s World Series of Wrestling and the
TDL’s Southwestern championship tournament. If you have an idea for an
event, be sure to contact the IWAR Creative team. Good luck…
IWA CREDIT
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BRL CHAMP
Battle Royal
Deal in BRL
Battle Royal deal
ASL & BBL
Battle Royal Winner in the
BRL, NWL, IWL & MML
TV champion bonus
in the BRL, NWL, MML
ASL & BBL
League champion
bonus in the MML
The longest running
league in the IWA
The BRL keeps getting stronger and stronger and that is all thanks to the support of the
fans and some of the top talent in the IWA. The roster got even stronger with the addition
of The Terminator and Pain, fresh of a very successful run in the CWL and they’ve made it
clear they plan resuming that pace here… The Bound for Glory Series and Tag Team
Derbies got underway and with so much riding in the early rounds, every match means
that much more. Who will be the sixteen to advance and who will be left behind…
Congrats to Blood Money’s Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h and Fatty the Butcher for reaching the
semi-finals of the Johnny B. Cup. So close to a cycle of free Battle Royal entries…!
IWA INTERVIEWER
SUE PLEXXX
The Leatherman’s wife, Leather Foxx addresses the Four Horsemen- After suffering a severe burn at the hands of the Four
Horsemen’s (Daven Lee, Terry Blackwell, Michael Rose & Stevie Joe Stephenson) manager, Tim Cornette at Imagibash, Terry
Blackwell has claimed to have ended the Leatherman’s career. Various members of the Leather Brigade (Snow, Sweat, RVD &
Railroad Warriors) have stepped in to fill in for their injured leader, but now there is speculation that the ever dangerous
Berkowitz Brothers could soon arrive to wreak havoc on the IVHM. Will the Leatherman be able to climb out of the wheelchair to
challenger the IVHM’s leader and man who called his shot, Doctor of Desire Daven Lee, the current BRL champion?
Shake up at the Golden Corral as a showdown with Empire looms - After the Golden Idols 1 & 2 suffered a series of big
losses to The High Flyers, Western Medicine and the Empire, 24k Michael Golden has vowed to replaced his masked due with a
new team to ‘get the job done’. Who could this team be? The Empire of Chaos (Xavier Ximenez, Alex Stylz & Dillon Matthews)
said there are ready for them and even a brawl at Hot Topics wouldn’t deter them from continued six-man domination. Stylz
reminded fans he has an IWAR title shot in the bank and not to forget that they have Maddog Dick Jackson to watch their back.
Has Global Champion, Sir Gunter met his match? – Many wondered if Sir Gunter could be stopped but after two thrilling
rounds, it appears that Robert Van Damage is posed to regain the title unless Kinderwacht can rally for his biggest win yet.
Former NWL standout, Jack Havok has been impressive against the massive German, but The Dangerous Bull Terry Blackwell,
known for his reckless tactics, has not been as lucky. RVD told reporters “the Global title should be mine again… You’ve been
lucky.” Some wonder if Sir Gunter has been distracted by the arrival of the man who called him out, the Alpha Male, but one
thing is for sure, the IWA will need to reinforce the ring when the equally powerful Kinderwacht and Alpha Male collide.
Conspiracies abound in the BRL: REVolution reckoning / Konik’s attackers? - At Imagibash, Johnny Revolution turned on
his own son and may have blinded Damien Genesis, but now there are rumors that there still may be a traitor among them. The
Great David asked Rude Doodie to keep an eye on the IVHM and to keep Rowdy Resteghini out of the loop… Meanwhile 2XW
shocked many when they accused of the REVolutionaries of being the true culprits behind the assault that hospitalized Konik!
Shortly after they made that claim, several members of the REVs put Kurt Krush through a burning table, but the IWA’s hardcore
stable, 2XW made a clean sweep in the Flaming Tables matches with wins over the REVs in every match this cycle.
The Global Tag Titles becomes a two team race – Southern Comfort (Rose & Stephenson) have had their have caught a
lucky break when Warhawk left for the CWL, and the Showstoppa Poppas (Doodie & Resteghini) are in a slump, but The
Railroad Warriors (Tie & Spike) hold a narrow lead but they seem more concerned with punishing the IVHM over the Mama
Railroad/Mama Cornette remarks. No team has been hotter than Western Medicine (Cowboy Jim Spur & Dr. Piledriver MD) who
rides a 3-cycle run as BRL tag champs and look for their first run as Global Tag Team champions. The third cycle will be close.
Autumn Anarchy 4 to feature: War Games: the Match Beyond – A year ago Johnny Revolution arrived brought the
Deathpack in to take out Superstar Rick Riley, but last week Rick threw down the gauntlet and challenged the REVolutionaries to
a War Games match to settle this for good. Now that word has come out that the teams will be made up of wrestlers from across
the IWAR leagues, fans are making their picks as to who will face who . Can the fracturing Revolutionaries pull it together or will
the resistance be able to finally put an end to the reign of the man in charge of the IWAR, Johnny Revolution?
Around the BRL – Welcome back to the Scoundrel, but am I the only one who is worried he is losing his grip on reality? Now
he has a mysterious woman name Bruja counseling him and offered to help The Great David. Oh my… Shame on Agua
Caliente for not only turning his back on the fans, but joining forces with Western Medicine… The High Flyers (Graig Gagne &
Jim Brazil) are flying under the radar, has anyone else noticed they’ve been on a major run and now take aim at the BRL
championship… Is Crippler Brett Steele poised for another run to Gold Federation domination…
The IWA’s
Rookie League
Welcome back Fans! Erik Endgame has made a pitch to join SHEILD,
and it seems Luther Alexander is also intrigued by Erik. Where will he
land? Luther and Sheik took Robbie Bloods mask! What will come of
this?? Fire and Blood came out swinging winning multiple titles this cycle!
A Congratulations to Dr. Samsosa on winning the league title! Also I
believe there’s a money line on the western title being named in honor of
Sir Felixmarte! Johnny Valentine was attacked by Vicious Vincent Payne,
that is one man you don’t want to mess with. Who is this Great Kabuto?
Has Chris Endgame lost his mind? I’m sure Trent Steffan has a nice bill
for him. For more follow @pierreroulette on twitter!
Please join the IWAR forum at: http://hoosieriwacrew.proboards.com for updated information, polls, strategy help
and other fun discussions. Join twitter to add in on some TT while you wait between cycles.
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The IWA accepts no responsibility for its content.
Erik Endgame (F): Did 3E just invite himself into SHIELD? Wonder why the invite is taking so long. Judging by
the run that EEE has been on, he would be a fine addition to any stable roster.
Vincent Payne/Izzo (F): Seems like VP and ITT have taken Valentines comments a bit personally. The two
seemed to send a pretty strong/clear message on where they stand.
Fire N Blood (F): Things are heating up between FNB and REV these days. It seems like FNB seems to have
REV’s number, or at least always seem to have numbers in their favor when showing up to challenge.
SHIELD: No invited for EEE, but a HUGE invite for the Imagibash. This one could get ugly quick!
Johnny Valentine (T): Seems like JV is still unhappy with how things are being run in the NWL. We must point
out that we still appreciate his effort, although it is not the writes ups we are used to seeing.
Twisted (U): The NWL newcomer seems to have his eye on Bruiser and Cosmic Charlie. We will keep our eyes
peeled to see where this one goes.
Chris Endgame (F): Trent Steffan found out the hard way that you never mess with a man that needs to make a
call. Who still uses pay phones anyway? Do they still make those?
Jimmy North (F): The newest superface in the NWL sat down with Jimmy Bossy to let the fans get to know him a
bit better. From what we hear, Johnny Suede will be getting to know him REAL well REAL soon.
Luthor & Sheik (H): The newest power manager in the NWL let the rest of the jobbers in the league know that the
world still needs dish washers and ditch diggers. Looks like FNB, Cinci Kid and Chaos better start looking for a
cure for dishpan hands. Maybe they can help Robbie Blood was his mask when he finally gets it back.
Robbie Blood (T): This young fighter is letting everyone in REV know exactly where he stands, and exactly
where they will end up… on their backs, covered in blood, begging for mercy.
Peter Dragon (H): PD seems a bit confused about his newfound “face” status in the NWL. Probably because fans
still hate him, he just hasn’t realized that yet. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, you just cant
pick if the fans will love/hate you.
Booty McGhee (H): Could the NWL’s biggest heartthrob finally be ready to settle down? And really, couldn’t he
find a better therapist?
Sir Felixmarte (F): Could Sir Felixmarte be in line for a new partner? Only the Good Dr. knows, but he won’t tell…
or will he… or does he really even know?
Jimmy Digital (T): Will someone please call Jerry Springer to be the special guest ref for this match?
IWA Rookies are given 17 cycles to
learn how to compete in the NWL
before they are required to graduate
into the IWA’s non-rookie leagues.
When you graduate you can transfer to
your new league for Free so pick a
league that will match your style of
play. What ever cycle you start, add 17
to it and you will know when you are
ready to move on. Good luck
Graduation Countdown
(debut cycle / graduation cycle)
(50/67) Ghost Lee Shadows, Charlie
Midnite, Bombshell Warrior, Jerome
Dresden, King Ali, The Great Kabuto
(49/66) Ric Idol, Kris Adams, Jason
Ritchie, Phantom Striker, Agent Orange,
Neon Man, Prince James and Twister
(48/65) Wrath, Sydney Guerro, Hammer
Jackson, Johnny Anvil, Cosmic Charlie,
Rocky Valentine, Twisted, Jimmy North, Will
Johnson, Bull Allen and Wyatt James
(47/64) Billy Blainer, Dr. Pain, Dr. Doom,
Dr. Samosa, Brom Black and RJ
Warshark
(46/63) PJ the Natural, Jake the Snake 13,
Bruiser, Chase the Chainsaw, and Black
Kobra Commander.
(45/62) Tommy Finnegan, Mr. Ghost Egg,
Rhet Oric, Chris Endgame,
Dragonmaster, Dellmathon the Destroyer,
Jack Dynamite and Camerov.
(44/61) Robbie Blood, Cincinnati Kid, Giant
Panther, Trent Stefan, El Valentino Oso,
and Kraag
(43/60) Dashon Walton, The Mortician,
Mr. Olympian, David Ritchie, Sheik
Nahaz, Scorpion, and the Kentucky
Mauler.
(42/59) Bobby Ace, Neo Dragon, Manson
Harper, Ravenhawk, General Zod, Luv Lugg
and Cyrus
(41/58) Asian Delight, LH Cool, King
Kong Awesome, Sinister, The Killer,
Suicide Kid,
(40/57) Doom, Kelly Fox, Booty McGee,
Peter Dragon, Bubbly Bride, Richard
Octane, Ninja Nihogo.
(39/56) Bobby Skull, Jamie Wonder, ZM
Punk, Tommy Ripper, Keelan Wendorff,
David Carlon, Dag Amazonite,
(38/55) MB3, Karate Master, Wonder
Woman, Sabien, Vincent Payne, Jimmy
Digital, James Harrison & The Barker
(37/54) Timmy Lane, Akira Masumuna,
Damien, A-Rob, Steamroller, Lester
Long, Johnny Valentine, Stagger Lee.
(35/52) Sklar, John Serano, TJ Carnage,
Scott Rivera,
(34/51) Mr. X, The KO, Big Bad Jack
Many players have asked about how to compete for the Junior champ ion so
here is an example of the schedule for the current challengers and then how
to earn the spot to be among the next group of challengers.
Jr. Champion vs. #1C, PC & JC Schedule
I got 99 problems but Wayne Gretzky ain’t one. #iwa
– Jimmy North
Will autumn anarchy see the end to some feuds and start some new?
– Pierre Roulette
Even with all this gold it can't hide my face it can't hide my scars it's
time to #seeblood
– Robbie Blood
@6PercentBodyFat (Rob James) We have been watching you Mr.
James very impressive. #REVLIFE
– Luthor Alexander
Well done FNB @Neo_Dragon_IWA @rbloodIWA @dragonmaster_1
glad we could shut REV up for a few weeks
-- Peter Dragon
RE: @PeterDragonIWA @Neo_Dragon_IWA @rbloodIWA Agreed,
now @JohnnyRevSr do we have your attention???
– Dragon Master
@BootyMcGhee I'll be sure to bleach your Pacific Title before handling
it #StayingDiseaseFree
– Chris Chaos
RE: @IWA_MWC it prob fits you better... I tend to need my titles
magnum sized.
– Booty McGhee
49- Digital defends round 1
(against Mayhem, Cincinnati Kid, Johnny Valentine)
50- Digital defends round 2
(against Mayhem, Cincinnati Kid, Johnny Valentine)
51- Digital defends round 3
(against Mayhem, Cincinnati Kid, Johnny Valentine)
(winner is determined from the combined scores of the 3 matches, the winner
with the highest points wins the Jr. Heavyweight Title)
52- Jr. Champ defends against new crop of challengers round 1
53- Jr. Champ defends round 2
54- Jr. Champ defends round 3
*** Restart Cycle at 55 ***
The next round of contenders will be decided during cycles 49 to 51 as listed
below:
The #1 Contender (#1C): Anyone can challenge for
the #1C. Simply challenge Senor Lucha (#6) and
mark the match #1C. Over cycles 49-51, the NWL
commissioners will track point spread. Whoever has
the greatest point spread after cycle 51 will challenge
the Jr. Champ. We will keep everyone updated in the
IWAR Report as well as here on the board.
The People’s Choice (PC): During cycles 49-51, we will post a poll on this
site where managers can vote for who should get the shot (like how Johnny
Valentine earned his spot). 3-4 wrestlers will be selected by using a
combination of the polls posted in the RevReport. Simple as that.
Johnny’s Choice (JC): Chosen by Johnny Rev Sr. Trash talk, activity and
overall impact in the NWL during cycles 49-51.
Hola amigos. It is so good to see the MML hitting 69 cards of
action and things keep growing as Mexican Mayhem sweeps
across the IWA… I know the controversial Mr. C has a checkered
past in the MML, but it is obvious he knows the competition
here… My pick to be the next MML Champion? Money Driven
Mike Sebastian! Por Que? He has to win it sometime… Ole!
Until next time, I am EL MML EL Presidente
– Senor Juevos
MML Presidente
SENOR JUEVOS
After the shocking turn of events at the ill-fated contract signing where Golden Boy Bishop Holden and Mr. C blindsided Hot
$tuff Adam Ca$h with the help of the LWL’s Mr. Magnificent Jamie Montgomery many didn’t think Mr. C could deliver
another surprise, but he did just that. Revealing his protégés Magnum Force: Magnum TnT and Moses Magnum. The
masked man known as Magnum TnT defeated Ca$h for the MML championship and Magnum Force defeated Blood Money
to capture the MML tag team titles. Mr. C’s also announced a challenge to Adam to earn his shot at the Imperial title held
by Holden when he can defeat his new protégés, but after the thorough thrashing they took fans are wondering if they can
bounce back when Magnum TnT is undefeated. Has Mr. C triumphed?
After a series of contract issues, Diamond Dave Venom has returned to the MML and announced that he is forming the
Diamond Express in order to take out Fantastic Money: Mr. Fantastic and Money Driven Mike Sebastian. Who could this
partner be and are they the person who will finally make Venom’s dream of destroying Fantastic Money come true? Venom
promises that this new partner will make it happen.
The duo broke that broke in early gave an honest assessment when they talked about the early wins and Triple Crown
victory going to their heads. Now they are on the verge of capturing the Mexican tag team titles as they hold the edge in
their 3 match series with champions, Captain Misery and Mike Sebastian. The ROT is the last team left in the mix, but
while they look poised to finally take those Mexican titles, can they do it?
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Captain Misery shamefully drove the beloved Goober Dog back to the AWL so Senor Juevos tabbed Mike Sebastian to fill in
for the Mexican tag title defenses, but now some wonder if this was all apart of a grand scheme. Did Misery ask Juevos to
name Sebastian so he could get a better look at Money Driven’s tactics and spot a weakness that he can exploit for his own
gain later? Watch out Sebastian, the Spider-sense is going off!
After a winning his grueling feud with Mister Fantastic, Mr. Fantastic looked poised to resume his run towards championship
gold, when a sickening attack by Senor Fantastico involving a bloody selfie. Mr. Fantastic wasted no time challenging his
latest threat to a Last Man Standing match at Autumn Anarchy and we just got word that Senor Fantastico has accepted!
The always controversial Shaone Avery has lead his New Era (Lex Lee & Kevin Coffman) to the MML in order to take control,
but as usual, Avery is making waves. Avery got involved in the Ca$h-Holden and is now demanding that the MML sign Mr.
Magnificent to a contract so he can take him out without the protection of the LWL’s Authority. Lex Lee stole Fatty the
Butcher’s fork and wears it around his neck, but while it may take a while for the 450lb madman to catch up to him, they
will meet at Autumn Anarchy in a Fork on a Pole match. Their manager, Robbie Rude is rumored to have considerable pull
with the MML’s front office, but if Mr. Magnificent does sign with the league, it could be a case of being careful what you
wish for. The backstage animosity between Avery and Montgomery is well known and will spill into the ring.
COAST TO COAST
REPORT
BY
JAMES ROSS
.
Night of Honor PPV (this cycle)
IWL Heavyweight Title
Sasha (ch) vs Shotgun James Carnage
American Territories Title
Tim Riggins III (ch) vs Crimson Grimm
IWL Heavyweight Tag-Team Title
The Wild Animals (ch) vs Soul Keeper & Nightstalker
Cage of Horror
“The Scorpion” Dr. Fear vs Rob Demongod Workman
Tag-Team
Omega Fury vs The Arabian Dream Ali Atari & Liam Larrikan
Tag-Team
The Dream Stalkers vs Soul Keeper & Nightstalker
Parking Lot Brawl
“Awesome” Anthony Hole vs “The Dungeon Master” Gregward Snodgrass
Texas Tornado Six-Man
The Regulators vs Blood Money
No Disqualification
Blood Rage vs Octavio Starblazer
Tag-Team
Bad Influence vs The New Rock & Roll Express
Multiple Stipulations
“Pretty” Dan Prescott & Backcountry vs Supernaut & Juggernaut
If you have any questions about the IWL please feel free to email me at
[email protected].
IWL Heavyweight Champion
SASHA
American Territories Champion
Tim Riggins III
IWL Heavyweight Tag-Team Champions
The Wild Animals
Cards: 96 Matches: 764
Battle Royal Entries: 27
Trash Talk: 9 pages
Liam Larrikan won the battle royal and 5 free
matches.
IWL Majors
U.S.- Blackjack Robertson, Supernaut
Metropolitan- Stryker Justice (2), White Thunder, Sasha
Gold Fed- White Thunder (2), Stryker Justice
National- Mr. Submission
Regional- Der Hass Maschine, Liam Larrikan, Titus Magnum, The Moroccan
Prince Yusef Hassan, Backcountry, “Rodeo Clown” Sonny Puckett, Scotty
Flash, Mr. Submission, Hank Moody
125 Free Matches
Free Matches Bonuses
Battle Royal: Win the battle royal and win five free matches.
Triple Crown Challenge: Win the league, league tag, league six-man
AND send in some sort of trash talk/interview/attack in the same cycle
with the same wrestler and win the progressive free match jackpot. The
pot starts with 10 free matches and for every cycle no one wins 5 free
matches are added. Matches won must be used in the IWL.
1. All-American Good Guy Stryker Justice (180)
1. Blackjack Robertson (180)
3. Sasha (175)
4. Mr. Submission (160)
5. Supernaut (140)
6. Shotgun James Carnage (135)
7. “Pretty Dan Prescott (120)
8. White Thunder (115)
9. The Arabian Dram Ali Atari (105)
10. Backcountry (100)
11. Juggernaut (80)
12. John Romney (70)
12. Crimson Grimm (70)
13. Liam Larrikan (65)
Managers are limited to six wrestlers
No Stable Initials
Free matches acquired in the IWL must be
used in the IWL
Grappling
with the Stars
Featuring
IWA Hall of Famer
HOLLYWOOD HAMILTON
Good evening. I'm Hollywood Hamilton and this is Grappling
With The Stars. Sometimes things happen that surprise even
me. I've been around long enough to think I have seen it
all. And, yet, when DDT entered the ASL,I did NOT foresee
LB forming an alliance with them. LB has had some
successes recently but also some problems. Is the
Leatherman adding reinforcements or is this in some way
"what's best for business"? One thing for sure, when FLS
wants us to know, he will tell us in no uncertain terms!
Around the league: DDT not only invaded the league but
they did so quite successfully. What else do we have to
look forward to from these guys?...........
ARMY has been more active the last 3 cycles than in the
last 3 years. Hmmmmm..... I wonder who?..........
It appears BLOOD has flown the coop...........
The Suburban Hell Savages still saying the same things but
in fewer words. Are they burning out?...........
Then there's the Bikers. One has to wonder what they are
smoking.........
Agent 26 took the Universal title from his partner. I've
received several emails and complaints that Punk Rock Mike
took a dive for 26. Results of my investigation next
cycle...........
FMR, you're wasting your time......
If anyone is interested, the Great Inland Taipan is the
one behind the short unsigned, unpunctuated promos. He is
certainly not living up to his claims..........
The ASL Board of Directors has still not come up with a
substantial change as far as the 5 free matches for best
trash talk so those matches are still in limbo...........
Will there be more surprises next cycle? Tune in and find
out!
AGENT 26
The Universal champion
earns 5pts towards Wrestler
of the Year standings as
well as a Free TV Title
Shot (no matter their
ranking) & a Free Battle
Royal entry.
Anyone can challenge the
champ, just mark the match
(Universal) for it to count
as an official challenge
.
3 Wrestlers for $2.00
6 Wrestlers for $4.00
• Email the ASL/BBL Commissioner: [email protected]
• ANY manager who has made ANY appearance in the IWA Report can transfer ANY of their wrestlers
into the ASL for FREE!.
• Any Wrestler with over 500 wins can also transfer in for FREE!
• The ASL has a 6 wrestler roster limit.
With Jonny AM
Good morning BBL! I'm Jonny AM, your BBL commissioner and, of course,
the voice of the BBL. Frankly, up until last cycle, this job had started to
become an embarrassment. The only ones doing any talking was NWO.
NOW claims to be the dominating force in the BBL. Dominating? Give me a
break! One good cycle every 3 or 4 months is NOT very dominating. LB
kicks your butts as a group every cycle. EDGE might have some bragging
rights but we all know EDGE as a group of mutes. Then, last cycle a couple
new groups showed up. DC, decent enough stable but likely quiet as a
church mouse. I look for big things from NE or HoH or whatever they call
themselves. They seem a bit confused but very physical. More on them later.
Next up, Johnny Vendetta is supposed to come out here and award a cool
million in cash to Saxe Gotha. Of late, Saxe Gotha has been the brightest
star of the BBL. Winning last year's Bound For Glory tourney and perennial
hardcore champion of the BBL, Saxe is the current IWAR world champion
and the standard by which success is measured pretty much anywhere.
Gotha is waiting in the wings but apparently there is no sign of Johnny
Vendetta. Where is that rascal? Wait! I'm receiving a message. It's from
Johnny V! Oh my. It says___ "Did you really think a man of my stature would
show up in your second rate league and part with even a little of my vast
reservoir of wealth? I admit that I respect Saxe Gotha for his
accomplishments not even the great LB can entice me to return to the
cesspool known as the BBL!"..... Well, they warned me not to trust the guy.
Let's hope Saxe Gotha is an understanding type of guy when it comes to
being stiffed out of one million dollars.
SAXE GOTHA
The Hardcore champion earns 5pts
towards Wrestler of the Year
standings as well as a Free TV Title
Shot (no matter their ranking) & a
Free Battle Royal entry.
Challenge the champ & mark the
match (Hardcore) or it won’t be an
count as an official challenge
Around the league: The House of Hixenbaugh made an auspicious
impact, taking a couple regionals and trying to take out Saxe
Gotha_________
Power House is a man on an island these days. He has chosen to align
himself with the mysterious FMR and was tendered an offer to join nwo.
What's next for the big guy? ____
3 Wrestlers for $2.00
6 Wrestlers for $4.00
Jason Hixenbaugh wins the 5 free matches for best trash talk. Just attach a
note to your match sheet telling Kim how you received them. Must be used in
the BBL ____
Saxe Gotha is still the hardcore champion ____
Not sure what to make of this Rodoh character, obviously from FMR, not
really worth the effort ____
What will happen next?
email the ASL/BBL Commissioner: [email protected]
Managers in the BBL may only
have a roster of 6 wrestlers.
Those that exceed the limit will
be asked to transfer out.
TEXAS
DEATH
LEAGUE
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BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DESK OF WIZDOM :
What a pay-per-view event! Thank you to all of the wrestlers and managers who are
making the TDL into one of the premier leagues in the IWA. Here’s a recap of the card:
Texas Death League Parade of Champions
Texas Stadium - Dallas, TX - September ‘14 - Cycle #182
- TDL Southwest Heavyweight Title Finals
Fatal Four Way Texas Death Match
Miseria vs. Listo vs. Badguy Brody Ballistic vs. Umu Tagata
An all out war be to become the first Southwest Champion. When the final two became
Miseria and Listo, it turned into a wrestling classic with Miseria winning the title.
- TDL Brass Knuckles Tag Team Titles
Anna Banana/Arianna Swawberry (Champions) vs. Darkwater/Natural Paul Powers
This match got a little out of hand and ended in a Double Disqualification. After the match,
Blood Money runs in and a three-way brawl erupted. Will announced he had a surprise for
the next pay-per-view event.
- #1 Contender Southwest Title - Top 6 Brawl
Ebola vs. Senor Lucha vs. Terrible Terry Phoenix vs. Godzilla vs. Hepatitis vs. Juan Botti
Another battle that went all around the arena that saw Ebola gain the victory and the first
shot at the Southwest title.
- #1 Contender Brass Knuckles Tag Titles
Blood Money vs. Los Carrones (Crocodilo/Mofeta)
Ca$h and Butcher showed the TDL fans how they won the Marano Tag Team Tournament
by defeating Los Carrones to earn a Brass Knuckles Tag Title shot.
- Monster’s Ball
Grimlock vs. Mecha-King Ghidorah vs. Lunatic vs. Punisher vs. Odysseus vs. Ajax
The monsters were let loose in this one and Odysseus somehow survived and won the
match.
Hired Henchmen #10, #11, #12 vs. Sam McLamb/Dalton James/Lucas Tyler
The Henchman are more than just talk as they take the victory in this six-man match.
Arsenal vs. Achilles
Arsenal showed the newcomer some tricks of the trade ad won the match.
We will be on pay-per-view again next cycle so keep building those feuds in your
comments! I will have two very interesting contests to earn shots for the Southwest and
Brass knuckles titles.
Ep 1.7
WRESTLER LIMIT
The TDL will be enforcing a
SIX (6) wrestler per manager
limit. All wrestlers who were
already in the TDL as of May
2014 (Cycle #176) will be
grandfathered into the league.
WRESTLER OF THE
YEAR LEADER
Miseria
TAG TEAM OF THE
YEAR LEADER
Anna Banana
Arianna Swawberry
SIX-MAN TEAM OF THE
YEAR LEADER
Mr. Kitty
Badguy Brody Ballistic
Goodguy Gordy Goodwood
TEXAS DEATH
CHAMPIONS
TDL Southwest Champion
Miseria
TDL Brass Knuckles Tag
Champions
Anna Banana
Arianna Swawberry
IWAR - League Cumulative Rankings
All Star League Cumulative Rankings
Blood Bath League Cumulative Rankings
Battle Royal League Cumulative Rankings
Cont. Wrestling League Cumulative Rankings
1 Agent 26 (125 Pts.)
1 Masked Stormtrooper Lightning (130 Pts.)
1 Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (115 Pts.)
1 Alex Von Snapp (75 Pts.)
2 Luscious Larry Lawrence (120 Pts.)
2 Golden Boy Teddy Angel (115 Pts.)
2 Rude Doodie (105 Pts.)
2 Spike Dillinger (75 Pts.)
3 Evil Eli Manning (115 Pts.)
3 Saxe Gotha (110 Pts.)
3 Maddog Dick Jackson (95 Pts.)
3 The Fabulous Richard Hard (70 Pts.)
4 Punk Rock Mike (100 Pts.)
4 The Lightning Kidd (110 Pts.)
4 Number Two (90 Pts.)
4 Owen Scott (65 Pts.)
5 F.L. Slobberknocker (100 Pts.)
5 Systematic Assassin (100 Pts.)
5 Doctor of Desire Daven Lee (80 Pts.)
5 Crusher Von Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberg (60 Pts.)
6 Janos Ferenczy (95 Pts.)
6 Hey Zeus Christ (105 Pts.)
6 Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h (75 Pts.)
6 Section Hate (60 Pts.)
7 Nature Boy Tommy Landell (85 Pts.)
7 Lumberjack Paul D. Boot (85 Pts.)
7 The Main Event Dillon Matthews (60 Pts.)
7 Snafu (60 Pts.)
8 Dark Phoenix F.S. (75 Pts.)
8 Cold Blooded Chris Stone (80 Pts.)
8 Crippler Bret Steele (60 Pts.)
8 Victor Von Snapp (55 Pts.)
9 The Grappler (70 Pts.)
9 B.A. Leather (70 Pts.)
9 #1 Duchaine Fan (55 Pts.)
9 Axel Von Snapp (55 Pts.)
10 J.C. Steel (65 Pts.)
10 Big Daddy Cool (55 Pts.)
10 Doctor of Desire Daven Lee (80 Pts.)
10 Dominant Dominic Barlow (55 Pts.)
11 A.C. Steel (65 Pts.)
11 Ethereal Guardian (55 Pts.)
11 Triple X Extreme Xavier Ximenez (40 Pts.)
11 Bret "Hitman" Scott (55 Pts.)
12 The Great Inland Typan (55 Pts.)
12 Power House (55 Pts.)
12 Classy Eddie Degrassi (40 Pts.)
12 Keith Scott (55 Pts.)
13 Clyde Cozworth (50 Pts.)
13 Cellmate 666 (50 Pts.)
13 Robert Van Damage (40 Pts.)
13 Average Bloke (50 Pts.)
14 Ediddy (50 Pts.)
14 Death from Above Dexter Montero (50 Pts.)
14 The Creation Chris Magnum (40 Pts.)
14 The Terminator (50 Pts.)
15 Mr. Buttons (45 Pts.)
15 Switch Blade Louie (50 Pts.)
15 #N/A
15 Burly Hurley (45 Pts.)
16 The Tyrant David Hammerhead (45 Pts.)
16 Alex Von Snapp (45 Pts.)
16 #N/A
16 The English Boom Boom Tommy TNT (45 Pts.)
17 Organically Juiced Brock Koli (40 Pts.)
17 Kid Wicked (45 Pts.)
17 Bull Rope Luke Magnum (30 Pts.)
17 Typical Cat (45 Pts.)
18 Super Handsome J. Handsome (40 Pts.)
18 Popskull (40 Pts.)
18 Dr. Piledriver MD (40 Pts.)
18 Laser-Tron (40 Pts.)
19 Box Cutter Bryan (40 Pts.)
19 Bob the Slob (40 Pts.)
19 Jon Botti (30 Pts.)
19 Fubar (40 Pts.)
20 Scavenger Buzzard (40 Pts.)
20 Razor Ramon (40 Pts.)
20 #N/A
20 Normal Guy (40 Pts.)
IWAR - League Tag Team and Six-Man Cumulative Rankings
All Star League Tag Team Rankings
Blood Bath League Tag Team Rankings
Battle Royal League Tag Team Rankings
Cont. Wrestling League Tag Team Rankings
1 F.L. Slobberknocker & Dark Phoenix F.S. (135 Pts.)
1 Axel Von Snapp & Alex Von Snapp (50 Pts.)
1 Jim Spur & Dr. Piledriver MD (45 Pts.)
1 Alex Von Snapp & Axel Von Snapp (60 Pts.)
2 K.C. Steel & A.C. Steel (25 Pts.)
2 B.A. Leather & Saxe Gotha (35 Pts.)
2 Rowdy Resteghini & Rude Doodie (40 Pts.)
2 Pain & The Terminator (55 Pts.)
3 Lagula Ferenczy & Janos Ferenczy (20 Pts.)
3 Switchblade Louie & Hey Zeus Christ (30 Pts.)
3 Fatty the Butcher & Adam Cash (25 Pts.)
3 Shhh & Hush (40 Pts.)
4 Scavenger Buzzard & Scavenger Hyena (20 Pts.)
4 Razor Ramon & Big Daddy Cool (20 Pts.)
4 Xavier Ximenez & Dillon Matthews (20 Pts.)
4 Fubar & Section Hate (15 Pts.)
5 Agent 26 & Punk Rock Mike (25 Pts.)
5 Power House & Stormtrooper Lightning (20 Pts.)
5 Michael Rose & Stevie Joe Stephenson (20 Pts.)
5 Cr. & Br. Von Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberg (15 Pts.)
All Star League Six-Man Rankings
Blood Bath League Six-Man Rankings
Battle Royal League Six-Man Rankings
Cont. Wrestling League Six-Man Rankings
1 T. Landell, Slobberknocker & D. Phoenix (100 Pts.)
1 P. D. Boot, T. Angel & S. Gotha (80 Pts.)
1 A. Stylz, X. Ximenez & D. Matthews (80 Pts.)
1 Victor, Alex & Axel Von Snapp (60 Pts.)
2 J.C. Steel, K.C. Steel & A.C. Steel (70 Pts.)
2 A. Von Snapp, A. Von Snapp & P. House (30 Pts.)
2 Judge, Jury & Executioner (55 Pts.)
2 Von Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberg's (55 Pts.)
3 L. Ferenczy, J. Ferenczy & F. Ferenczy (30 Pts.)
3 Shadowstar, Hammerhead & Vagrant (20 Pts.)
3 E. Sweat, R. Van Damage & F. Snow (40 Pts.)
3 K. Scott, B. Scott, & O. Scott (50 Pts.)
4 Scorpion, Scavenger & God of Thunder (30 Pts.)
4 D. K. Schrute, E. Guardian & Bob the Slob (20 Pts.)
5 Steve Workman, Hellraizer Dog & Bobby Workman Jr. (15 Pts.)
5 Razor Ramon, B.D. Cool & S.Blade Louie (20 Pts.)
4
A. Caliente & Western Medicine (15 Pts.)
5 S. Magnum, L. Magnum & C. Magnum (15 Pts.)
4 B. Hurley, House, & Market (25 Pts.)
5 Carl Cannonball, Andrew Andrews & J. Bocazas-Trolero (20 Pts.)
IWAR - League Cumulative Rankings
Ind. Wrestling League Cumulative Rankings
Mexican Mayhem League Cumulative Rankings
Natl. Wrestling League Cumulative Rankings
Texas Death League Cumulative Rankings
1 Blackjack Robertson (100 Pts.)
1 Money Driven Mike Sebastian (115 Pts.)
1 Jack Havok (110 Pts.)
1 Miseria (95 Pts.)
2 Shotgun James Carnage (85 Pts.)
2 T.O. Rock (85 Pts.)
2 Chris Chaos (110 Pts.)
2 Dead Celebrity Status (80 Pts.)
3 The Arabian Dream Ali Atari (80 Pts.)
3 Hot Stuff Adam Cash (85 Pts.)
3 Damem Dream (100 Pts.)
3 Terrible Terry Phoenix (70 Pts.)
4 Supernaut (75 Pts.)
4 The Harbinger (75 Pts.)
4 Damien (75 Pts.)
4 Godzilla (60 Pts.)
5 Sasha (75 Pts.)
5 Mike White Lightning Moore (60 Pts.)
5 Matt Mayhem (75 Pts.)
5 Goodguy Gordy Goodwood (60 Pts.)
6 Pretty Dan Prescott (75 Pts.)
6 Golgotha (60 Pts.)
6 Sir Felixmarte (60 Pts.)
6 Burnt Out Brawler #5 (55 Pts.)
7 Mr. Submission (70 Pts.)
7 Death Warrant (60 Pts.)
7 Solace (55 Pts.)
7 Ebola (55 Pts.)
8 All-American Good Guy Stryker Justice (60 Pts.)
8 The Misguided One (55 Pts.)
8 Booty McGhee (50 Pts.)
8 Hepatitis (55 Pts.)
9 Crimson Grimm (55 Pts.)
9 Corey Stedman (55 Pts.)
9 Luthor Alexander (45 Pts.)
9 Listo (55 Pts.)
10 Backcountry (55 Pts.)
10 Oreon Overstar (50 Pts.)
10 Dr. Samsosa (45 Pts.)
10 Senor Lucha (30 Pts.)
11 Juggernaut (55 Pts.)
11 Fatty the Butcher (45 Pts.)
11 Izzo the Terrible (45 Pts.)
11 Juan Botti (50 Pts.)
12 Magnum T.L. (65 Pts.)
12 The Winner (45 Pts.)
12 Poi Pounder (45 Pts.)
12 Galactus (50 Pts.)
13 Rich Von Bruiser (60 Pts.)
13 Benjamin Blood (45 Pts.)
13 Darius Dream (40 Pts.)
13 Badguy Brody Ballistic (50 Pts.)
14 Liam Larrikan (45 Pts.)
14 West Side Killa (40 Pts.)
14 Peter Dragon (40 Pts.)
14 Arsenal (45 Pts.)
15 John Romney (45 Pts.)
15 Umbra Deus (40 Pts.)
15 Doug Gavelon (40 Pts.)
15 Darkseid (45 Pts.)
16 White Thunder (45 Pts.)
16 Bayou Hazard Buck BG Bayou (40 Pts.)
16 Timber (35 Pts.)
16 Lex Luthor (45 Pts.)
17 Nightstalker (45 Pts.)
17 Mister Fantastic (40 Pts.)
17 Toxic (35 Pts.)
17 Firebug Johnny Pyro (40 Pts.)
18 Blood Bath Brett Magnum (45 Pts.)
18 Motley Gruesome (40 Pts.)
18 Rip (35 Pts.)
18 Fatty the Butcher (40 Pts.)
19 All Business Aaron Hole (40 Pts.)
19 Bones (35 Pts.)
19 Harry Hoodstar (35 Pts.)
19 Cereal Killer Mikey Manson (35 Pts.)
20 The Moroccan Prince Yusef Hassan (40 Pts.)
20 Stone (35 Pts.)
20 The Rolemodel Jimmy Digital (35 Pts.)
20 Lovely Lexxixie Lane (35 Pts.)
IWAR - League Tag Team and Six-Man Cumulative Rankings
Ind. Wrestling League Tag Team Rankings
Mexican Mayhem League Tag Team Rankings
National Wrestling League Tag Team Rankings
Texas Death League Tag Team Rankings
1 James Carnage & Blackjack Robertson (55 Pts.)
1 Pokey McSnail & Milton Shnozzbuster (65 Pts.)
1 Chris Chaos & Matt Mayhem (50 Pts.)
1 Arianna Swawberry & Anna Banana (40 Pts.)
2 Brett Magnum & Titus Magnum (35 Pts.)
2 Golgotha & Benjamin Blood (45 Pts.)
2 Furious Dragon & Dragon Master (20 Pts.)
2 Fatty the Butcher & Adam Cash (35 Pts.)
3 Rich Von Bruiser & Cpt Drunknwasted (20 Pts.)
3 Fatty the Butcher & Adam Cash (35 Pts.)
3 Matthew Porter & Vincent Payne (20 Pts.)
3 Mecha-King Ghidorah & Godzilla (30 Pts.)
4 Garrett Shadowstar & Forgotten Vagrant (20 Pts.)
4 Gentleman Caller & Koichi Buttercorn (20 Pts.)
4 Johnny Valentine & The Barker (15 Pts.)
4 Roca & Miseria (30 Pts.)
5 Master Marlow & White Thunder (20 Pts.)
5 Magnum TNT & Moses Magnum (15 Pts.)
5 Snafu & Scotty Flash (15 Pts.)
5 Brawler #5 & Brawler #1 (25 Pts.)
Ind. Wrestling League Six-Man Rankings
Mexican Mayhem League Six-Man Rankings
National Wrestling League Six-Man Rankings
Texas Death League Six-Man Rankings
1 J. Carnage, B. Robertson & J. Tombstone (60 Pts.)
1 The Guy WBUCLG, Harbinger & U. Deus (120 Pts.)
1 C. Chaos, J. Havok & M. Mayhem (30 Pts.)
1 Roca, Listo & Miseria (35 Pts.)
2 R. Cox, A. Hole & A. Hole (40 Pts.)
2 C.Warrior, R. Assassin & R. Nightmare (25 Pts.)
2 C. Chaos, Damien & M. Mayhem (30 Pts.)
2 Mr. Kitty, Brody Ballistic & Gordie Goodwood (36 Pts.)
3 B. Magnum, B. Magnum & S. Justice (35 Pts.)
3 M. Gruesome, J. Gruesome & L. Gruesome (20 Pts.)
3 C. Carley, J. Cook & Ravenhawk (25 Pts.)
3 R. McClennan, E. Stark & Wolfhunter (30 Pts.)
4 Puma, Panther & Tiger (20 Pts.)
4 West Side Killa, East Side Killa & Master Mind (20 Pts.)
4 A. Prissywig , Cajun Sal & Solace (15 Pts.)
4 Noomie, Ponderosa & S. House (20 Pts.)
5 Rodan, Gigan & Destoroyah (30 Pts.)
5 D. Dream, S. Fire & Xerxes (15 Pts.)
5 Hepatitis, Ebola & Rev. Johnson (15 Pts.)
5
A. Atari, L. Larrikan & A Rocket (15 Pts.)
Arena lights go off, Prodigy’s Firestarter blares and fans go nuts as a glowing ‘ ’’ flashes to the music until a barrage of
fireworks erupt. Suddenly rolling down the entrance ramp and lining the way to the ring are members of New Hampshire
Roller Derby in their skin tight pink and black gear. Leaping out from the entrance is Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h who pumps
his fists at the roaring crowd. Adam holds his hand up high as waddling out to hi-five him is Fatty the Butcher which
draws giddy shrieks from several females in the audience. Dapper Dan Dee scurries out to join them on the ramp.
DAPPER DAN DEE – What an ovation from these fans. How does it feel to be so popular with the fans?
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H – Y’know for a long time I didn’t appreciate the fans the way I should have, but Fatty helped
me see the error of my ways. They go nuts whenever we show up, at the arena or even just out and about. They want
autographs or a selfie with us for their Instagram or Twitter feeds, but it is their support that drives us. I know it is going to
drive me at Autumn Anarchy when I cash in my rematch clause and take on the IWAR champion, Saxe Gotha.
DAPPER DAN DEE – Whoa that is huge news! You are the first of the former champion to do that. Are you ready?
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H – Saxe Gotha is one of the toughest guys in the IWA and don’t forget he won the 2013 Bound
for Glory series, I know this will be tough, but I have to take this shot and make it my best.
DAPPER DAN DEE – It was nearly an-all BLOOD MONEY final in the Johnny B. Cup. Good or bad?
NWL STAR
WATCH
v
JIMMY NORTH
I should’ve known
Peter’s son would be a
big shooting star in the
NWL. This Canadian
kid gets it and the fans
love him for it.
v
DR. SLAM
He may sound like a
one-trick pony, but he
is on the fast track to
the to the top. His
finisher The Pain Killer
is for real and so is he.
v
PHANTOM STRIKER
Not much is known
about the man who
recently arrived in the
NWL. Is he the same
man who once ruled
the IWA rings in the
80s, his son or
someone new? One
thing we do know,
watch out, he is here!
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H – After we won the Marano Memorial we felt great, but we were taking on two ohe f the best in
Senor Lucha and Laser-Tron. Good luck to them, but we are already are busy with the tag team scene. We dropped the
MML tag belts, but gained the TDL tag titles. We have been so-close to winning the IWA Tag Team titles we can taste it
and let me tell yah, Fatty likes the taste of gold… and chocolate… and fudge… and gravy… and blondes(Fatty reaches into his XXXXL jogging pants and pulls out a candy bar that he chews on menacingly.)
DAN DEE – Ahem, gentlemen! Don’t you worry about the strain of such a hectic schedule? If I have this right, you are
active in the BRL, TDL, IWL and MML won’t all of this wear you down?
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H – Our full-time schedule is grueling, but we are in negotiations to sign exclusively with one
promotion in 2015. We can’t say where that’ll be, but it will be a big move that will help
DAN DEE – Hold on! So no 2015 Blood Money Tour?
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H – Our tours have taken us all around the IWA, but rather than stretch ourselves thin and
frankly put up with some subpar competition, we are going to pick one spot and bring it all.
DAN DEE – That is big news, but will all of these things make it harder to settle the score with Golden Boy Bishop
Holden and Mr. Magnificent Jamie Montgomery?
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H – There’s always room for J-E-L-L-O Dan. Look, Mr. C just brought in two new pupils who’ve
shot up the MML ladder, Magnum TNT and Moses Magnum, and he is saying that if I want to get my match with Holden,
we gotta go through those guys. Fine by me. Fatty has been busy trying to get his favorite fork back from Lex Lee at
Autumn Anarchy’s Fork on a Pole match, but he is mad about this too. Once I get through those guys, and I know it won’t
be easy, it’ll be open season on Holden and Montgomery. It may take some time, but eventually, Mr. Magnificent won’t be
able to hide in the LWL with the protection of the front office in place to shield him. It may take time, but one day, I will
make him pay in a way he will never forget.
DAN DEE – What does that mean? What do you have in store?
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H – Now why should I ruin the surprise? There is a lot going on and we are busy people, but
when you get the chance to stick to someone who really has it coming, well you need to pause and relish the moment.
When I get Holden in the ring and finally get my shot at the Imperial championship he has held for years, that reign will be
over. It may not be the biggest belt in the IWA or come with a fancy prize, but I know he cherishes that title more than
anything, which is why I’m making it my mission to take it from him and one day soon… I’ll do just that!
Contributors: Bob Rodgers, Andrew Konik, Ryan Patrick, Frank
Snow, Chris Capps, Kevin Perry, Robbie Pawelek, Becky
Lipoth, Dr. Monte Roach, M.N. Markos & Matt Riley
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25pts
League Champion
(title page)
20pts
Event or
Tournament Winner
15pts
Television, Tag Team
and Six-man
10pts
Regional Champion
5pts
Battle Royal, TV Tag
Team and TV Six-man
5pts
Commissioner’s
Champion