Seasons & Generations North Twin Cities Edition • November, 2014 You Gotta Gotta Love Love Basements Basements You A Quarantine Quarantine Story Story from from 1936 1936 A TV Commercials-Facts Commercials-Facts & & Funny Funny TV Photo by James Netz Photography tbd • FREE EDITION • Create memories with the grandkids! Three Bear Waterpark includes a Lazy River, Activity Pool, Two Large Slides, and a Zero Depth Playground! At the Holiday Inn Express, relax with our new Simmons Euro Top Beds, free hot breakfast each morning, and earn IHG Rewards Points for future free night stays for yourself! Thanksgiving Family Fun Play World Class Golf at Cragun’s Legacy Courses! Holiday Inn Express Hwy 371, Brainerd/Baxter MN Hotel 888-824-3232 Tee Times 218-825-2700 Packages are available at www.BrainerdHI.com or call for reservations from the PUBLISHER IN THIS ISSUE Publisher’s Page - pg. 3 You Gotta Love Basements - pg. 8 Days of November - pg. 9 Moving Daze - pg. 10 Cooking with Bacon - pg. 11 SNICKERS theme, Family - pg. 12 A Time to be Thankful - pg. 13 TV Commercials - pg. 14 Take a BREAK - pg. 16 OUR ADVERTISERS Adagio Assisted Living Active Hearing & Audiology Dobo’s Bakery & Cafe Elk River Golf Foot Solutions Forever Young Hair Salon Holiday Inn Express Log Cabin Homes, LLC Minnesota Vietnam Vets/Honor Flight Pullman Place R&J Tours Stoney River Whispering Pines ADVERTISING INFORMATION Ad rates and more details about us included on our website. But, we always welcome an old-fashioned phone call. SUBSCRIPTIONS Seasons & Generations is published monthly, free of charge. Personal subscriptions are $18 per year to cover first-class mailing cost only. DISTRIBUTION Please let us know if you’d like your facility added to our monthly delivery. LEGAL STUFF We are proud of our writers and advertisers, however, RSVP and Seasons & Generations magazine does not endorse content of articles, editorials or ads. It’s been said that two things ‘go bad’ in three days, house guests and fish. We recently had an eleven-day house guest and it didn’t ‘go bad’. And I couldn’t be happier because it was my foster daughter, who I only was able to locate three years ago, and hadn’t seen in over 15 years. She and her twin sister had a rough start in life, but they were eventually adopted by their mom several years ago. Mom did a good job as my foster daughter, Jill, turned out nicely. She is smart, she is pretty, she has a positive attitude about life, and she is wonderful with animals. Although I only raised her for three years, I like to believe I helped in bringing her out of her scared shell, along with the help of our animals. Beyond anything the books and the training to be a foster parent taught me about abused and neglected children, the animals on our ranch were the real initial nurturers...because she trusted them more than us humans. Sometime in 1997 She learned to play with the five dogs we had. She would chase the chickens from the coop. She would help bottle-feed the baby cows. But, she really learned to spread her wings when she learned to ride horse. The Disney movie Pocahontas was the big hit on VHS tapes at the time, and she watched it over and over. Not only did she memorize most of the dialog, she would sing along with the Indian girl....the Indian girl who bravely road a horse. October, 2014 She fell a few times, but she kept getting back on that horse, so proudly, with her cowgirl shirt and matching cowgirl boots. Once she took a head-over-heal tumble off the 4-wheeler. We drove her up to the house, all scraped and scratched, and scared. But she never cried, because she wanted to be brave, like Pocahontas. I’d like to believe that little girl learned some good things from me. But, I think I learned a lot from her in overcoming obstacles, and staying strong, and getting back on that horse...and spreading our wings! It was good to have her back home again, even if for only eleven days. I Encourage You to Share an Article for Publication Inspirational Family Stories From and For All Ages Seasonal Minnesota Events / Lifestyle Senior’s & Baby Boomer’s Childhood Memories Laure J. Rauch, Publisher • Rauch & Sister Varied Publications - RSVP 11535 Jonquil Street NW • Coon Rapids • MN • 55433 phone: 612.804.3160 • email: [email protected] www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com • (612) 804-3160 • Minneapolis, MN 3 Are we CREATURES of habit? In 1974, Dale Irby, a P.E. teacher from Richardson, Texas, discovered he had worn the same outfit in his yearbook photo two years in a row. Appearance plays an important role when voting during elections. Maturity and physical attractiveness of politicians is unconsciously important to voters. His wife Cathy dared him to do it for a third year, and 40 years later he was still wearing the same outfit. Here is a partial compilation of his yearbook photos from 1973–2013. About one-third of adults are devoted breakfast-eaters who never skip it. If two people live together for a long time, they start to look like each other. They grow to look alike partly because of nutrition – shared diets and eating habits – but much of the effect is simple imitation of facial expressions. Couples who end up looking alike also tend to be happier! Women generally apply mascara with an open mouth and, if we ever attempt to shut it up, we always mess up and get that mascara stain. Caregivers Give yourself a break. Let your loved one become part of our family for a day, a week or more. 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About our cover PHOTO James Netz has graced our cover several times with charming and impressive wildlife photos including; ducks, loons, turkeys and wolves. I was thinking to myself, “Geez, he’s lucky.” And ironically the next words spoken by Jim were “When shooting wildlife, it’s 50/50 skill and luck.” I asked Jim about the challenge in capturing this handsome fox - and I was surprised by his answer. Of course, having a quality camera and a variety of lenses...and patience are key factors in capturing a great photo. He explained what happened while heading to the North Shore for a different project. During a brief stop, he spotted this fox trotting across a parking lot. In addition to wildlife photography, James provides other exceptional servises for weddings, graduations, family, children, pet and commercial portraits. He quickly changed all his camera equipment while sitting in the car. In addition to still shots, he also offers videography. Enjoy a few minutes of entertainment by viewing Jame’s photo gallery on his website: www.JamesNetz.com Fortunately the unmowed grass that surrounded the lot provided a perfect, natural-looking back drop for the shot. James has studios in the Twin Cities and Hayward, Wisconsin where his wildlife and landscape work is showcased. You can reach James directly: phone: 612.508.0940 Email: [email protected] “You need to know your game, and you need to know their habbits. And then you need to put yourself out there.” We make feet happy! Your Community Club Spend $30 at lunch or dinner Get $10.00 OFF Restaurant only. Does not include tax or tip. Limit 1. Expires 11.30.14 18 Holes of Golf Includes Cart After 1:00 on weekends $27.75 Limit 1. Expires 11.30.14 20015 Elk Lake Rd. NW, Elk River MN 763.441.4111 ...and knees, hips and backs, too! 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The 13th and 14th Honor Flights for Minnesota and Western Wisconsin for World War II Veterans is scheduled for Saturday April 11th and May 16th. WWII Veterans living within a 70-mile radius of the Minneapolis/St Paul Airport may request an application for Honor Flight. The Veterans and Guardians on these ONE-DAY Excursions leave the airport at 6:00 AM and return at 10:20 PM. A Homecoming Party will be waiting for them when they return. Funds are needed to pay for the charter aircraft, tour bus, hats, tee-shirts, Honor Flight Pins, meals, a biography book, video and photos of the Veterans and Guardians during the flight. Services are provided FREE of charge to WWII Veterans. They have paid enough for their services to America. 85 trained Guardians will personally escort the 77 Veterans on the aircraft and accompany them throughout the day. The VA provides 66 Wheelchairs for the Veterans who have mobility issues. Guardians donate a $500 Tax Deductible contribution for the trip. Room is available for more WWII Veterans for the May 16th Honor Flight. We intend to have our final WWII Veterans Honor Flight in April 2016. To get on the waiting list for any future flights, copy an application from our website and MAIL it to us. Please contact Jerry Kyser with Honor Flight Twin Cities at: 651-481-8835. 2674 Mackubin Street, Roseville, MN 55113 Websites are www.HonorFlightTwinCities.org and www.VeteranscarDonations.com. Phone: 937-521-2400 An Attitude of Graditude Brings Opportunity! Deb Rivard offers 44 years experience and specializes in consultations to find the best hair style and color for your face shape and skin tone. Deb’s the hairdresser you’ve been looking for! She listens with her ears, not her shears! SENIOR SPECIAL PERM & HAIRCUT $60 65 years + With Deb only. Not valid with other offers. Exp.11.30.14 FULL FOIL & LOW LITES INCLUDES HAIRCUT ALL OVER COLOR $75 1/2 OFF HAIR CUT With Deb only. Not valid with other offers. Exp. 11.30.14 With Deb only. 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People don’t do that much anymore. Everyone has a guest bed or those blow up things. Really though, kids should sleep on the floor. It makes you appreciate your own bed after the family from another state have been visiting for a week. Mostly they were finished enough for teen-agers to hang out in, laundry to be done, those forgotten Legos and Christmas decorations to be stored in. Not enough to host a dinner party, but perfect for a haunted house, and the kid’s table at Thanksgiving. In the summer it was luxurious down there. Cool and dark, perfect for wasting time away in the heat of the day, watching some old movie or reruns that were on, and pretending that we didn’t have garden weeding and lawn mowing to do. We had one TV. It was a 20-inch black and white. In the summer it lived in the basement. You could also count on “State Fair” being on public television late at night when it was still 80 degrees outside and the basement family slumber party was on! Never mind we were scared to go up the stairs in the dark but there was no bathroom down there. The stairs were open backed. So in our imaginations if the giant Ant monster from Scooby-Doo didn’t get you, some crazy old hermit with wild grey hair would reach his hand out and grab your ankle on the way up. We always ran, sounding like cattle coming into the barn at milking time. In the fall it was still tolerable down there You might need a sweater, but if you wanted to watch TV well… Once winter was here to stay, the poor basement was abandoned except for washing clothes. The TV moved upstairs. And the annual trip to unearth the Christmas decorations was the highlight of the season. Then came spring! That’s when things got exciting again in the basement! As the snow melted and the rain started, the transformation began. Plug in the de-humidifier. Roll up the carpet (it was that foam backed indoor/outdoor stuff). I think we got it as a remnant at Sears, when they still sold stuff like that. The furniture went up on cement blocks and we waited for the first flood with shop vac in hand! Never to be forgotten the basement was the unsung hero of many a Midwestern home, rooms for all seasons. So many uses - it was truly the place to be! So get out the card tables, the paper tablecloths with autumn leaves and cornucopias on them. Don’t forget the corn shaped candy dish - It’s time for the kid’s table – the basement awaits. Bridget has a husband of 23 years, 3 kids, 2 goldfish, a cat and a dog. You can follow her daily antics on her blog, www.cr8tivemom.blogspot. Prairie Oaks Memorial Eco Gardens is the first “Green” cemetery in Minnesota. We are proud of this achievement and it further solidifies our family’s commitment to leaving a smaller carbon footprint on the earth as we leave this world. Our Mission: In three easy steps you can secure your environmental legacy by choosing the benefits of a green burial. Prairie Oaks is a land restoration project which will provide habitat for wildlife and a more diverse ecosystem. • Less expensive burial option • A way to become part of a land preservation • A spiritually rewarding experience for your family members. 8225 Argenta Trail • Inver Grove Heights, MN 55077 • 651-300-9549 • www.MNGreenGraves.com 8 www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com • (612) 804-3160 • Minneapolis, MN Days of NOVEMBER Cook Something Bold Day November 8th Cook something bold and daring, that will fill up the house with warm, “homey” odors. Celebrated in the month of November, as houses are closed up for the winter, and capture the cooking smells. We hope you cook up a storm today! Veterans Day • November 11 On the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918 an armistice between Germany and the Allied nations came into effect. exercise, and get into shape. Hikes are distinguished from walks, in that they are taken in the woods, mountains, or somewhere in a nature setting. Hikes not only give you exercise, they also provide scenic sites and vistas, that are good for relaxation of the mind and soul. Buy Nothing Day (November 28) Always the day after Thanksgiving Are you tired of the commercialism of Christmas, often referred to as “Black Friday”? Then, this special day is for you. Buy Nothing Day is a 24 hour moratorium on holiday shopping. It was created as a protest against the commercialism of this most cherrished of family holidays. One year later President Wilson proclaimed the day should be “filled with solemn pride in the heroism of those who died in the country’s service and with gratitude for the victory”. There were plans for parades, and a brief suspension of business activities at 11am to honor those who served their country. Take a Hike Day • November 17th Hiking is an excellent way to get Aside from abstaining from shopping, you might want to reflect upon the true meaning of Christmas. Take a moment to remember what this season is really all about. Square Dancing Day November 29 Here’s a chance to get dressed up, get out and “Dosey Do” with your partner. English, Irish, and Scottish settlers VeteranscarDonations.com brought square dancing to the U.S. As it evolved in the U.S., a caller was added, to help dancers stay in step. Square Dancing is both fun, and great exercise. Medical sites and journals speaks to its health benefits for people of all ages. Pins & Needles Day • November 27th Established to commemorate the opening of the pro-Labor play titled ‘Pins and Needles’ on Broadway in New York in 1937. Union members made up the cast. It ran for 1,108 performances, once holding the record for longevity. Over decades of time, people lost track of the original meaning. Today, most people look upon Pins and Needles Day, as a nervous and anxious day. Its a day of eager anticipation, as we await an event or for something to happen. One could consider that kids are on pins and needles until Christmas, wondering if they have been good enough to receive a visit from Santa. We hope you have a calm, and relaxing Pins and Needles Day! HonorFlightTwinCities.org Mpls/St.Paul • 651-646-1054 • 612-366-5811 Oronoco, Rochester • 1-888-366-5811 is a Local Charity #824844-2 • Same Day Service, Free Tow www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com • (612) 804-3160 • Minneapolis, MN 9 Moving DAZE As we are all getting older, We’re all making changes in our life. One of the BIG ones is considering selling the house. Shirley has kept a journal of the selling process thus far, and is sharing it with us. Sorting the jewelry came next. Most of mine was costume jewelry with a few gold pieces. I took gold chains, pins and watches to a local jeweler. He gave me $250.00 for the gold and a gold ring set with 2 diamonds and a pearl. All other Chapter 3, Jewelry, Letters & Photographs gold rings and baubles were given to my grand nieces whether they wanted them or not. Antique dealers wouldn’t take my jewelry but the Salvation Army would. My mother and her mother saved cards, letters and photographs. I began sorting through the letters, some dated in the 1800s. One was from my grandfather to my grandmother before they were married in 1907. Another was from my father to my mother before their 1929 wedding. These I filed in the family record book for my siblings to enjoy. Those with no significant information, I regretfully tossed. I filed the rest by date for another day of reckoning. Hundreds of family photographs were viewed, one by one. Those with no identification were given to the local historical society. Identifiable pictures were sent to friends and relatives. Close family pictures were boxed to be labeled for upcoming generations to ponder. Picture this. While handling all these priceless old letters and photographs, my mother was hovering over my right shoulder judging whether I was making the correct decision. Mind you, Mom passed away 22 years ago. Being my mother’s daughter, I, too, saved Christmas cards and letters, some with family pictures. These pictures were sorted by name and returned to the senders. I received several phone calls and thank you letters for those treasures. I did not save those letters. I’m learning. What area should I deal with next? To Be Continued... Shown here is Shirley happily holding one of her beautiful hand-made quilts. Adjustable Bed Bases Benefits Include: • Reduced Back & Joint Pain • Less Snoring Coming Soon to Ramsey • Improved Breathing • More Mobility • Reduced Swelling • Reduction of Acid Reflux Symptoms • Reduction of Bed Sores Stop by for a visit to learn more. 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This is the time of the year many of us get together with friends and family to celebrate and reflect upon the past year. Holiday meals eaten this time of the year often include turkey. One of the best uses for leftover turkey is Turkey Chow Mein. ow Mein Turkey (or Chicken) Ch Whether ordered in a restaurant or made at home, chow mein is one of the most popular Chinese foods all over the world. Ingredients 3 cups of cooked turkey and drained 1 cup bean sprouts, rinsed bite sized pieces 1 red bell pepper, cut into lf ms, cleaned and cut in ha 2 cups of fresh mushroo ces pie 1 inch 1–2 stalks of celery cut into d cut into 1 inch pieces an d ele pe s, 2 medium carrot pped 1/2 medium red onion, cho ced min 1 clove garlic e the following: To prepare the sauce us 1/2 cup of chicken broth ce 1 tablespoon of oyster sau ce sau soy of 1 tablespoon 1 tablespoon cornstarch oil for stir-frying 4 tablespoons vegetable Salt and pepper to taste Despite containing a good amount of iron and selenium, chow mein can be high in fat and sodium, so, enjoy it in moderation. Purchase bean sprouts from a reputable source, wash them thoroughly before cooking. Canned bean sprouts are a convenient alternative. Directions: Clean and prepare all the vegetables. In a medium bowl mix together the sau ingredients, whisking in the ce cornstarch last. Heat a wok or frying pan over medium-high to hig h heat. Stir fry the mushr 1 tablespoon of oil. Remo ooms in ve from the pan, add 1 tab lespoon of oil and stir fry onion and garlic. Add the the turkey into the pan. Cook for a minute, and then ad other vegetables back into d the the pan. Stir in the bean sprouts. Add the sauce. Heat to bo iling, the sauce will thicken boils. Serve over chow me as it in noodles and rice. Enjoy the Turkey Chow Me in as it is an excellent bre ak from the traditional me served over the holidays. als I hope everyone enjoys the start of the holiday sea son. The turkey is one of the most famous birds in North America. In fact, Benjamin Franklin wanted to make the wild turkey, not the Bald Eagle, the national bird of the United States! 6 million turkeys are eaten each Thanksgiving, 22 million on Christmas and 19 million turkeys on Easter. Minnesota farmers raised almost 46 million turkeys in 2012. White meat has fewer calories and less fat than dark meat. Eating turkey does not cause you to feel sleepy after your Thanksgiving dinner. Carbohydrates in your Thanksgiving dinner are the likely cause of your sleepiness. www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com • (612) 804-3160 • Minneapolis, MN 11 Family SNICKERS - this month’s theme ________ Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie – not perfect, but who’s complaining? ---Robert Brault “Families are forever, and I’ve always wondered if the slogan was meant as a promise or a threat.” ---Brady Udall It was Thanksgiving, 1991. My new husband’s large family was invited to arrive at 1:00, with the turkey to be served at 3:00. Sounded reasonable to me. “The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life’s essential unfairness.” ---Nancy Mitford At 10:00am the parents arrived. Over the years I learned that they would arrive a few hours early, to “help.” My mother-in-law would offer to dust or do our laundry. I feigned being thankful, but I was horrified by the thought. “Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.” ---Chinese proverb “My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.” ---Ellen de Generes “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” ---Erma Bombeck “My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called ‘Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.” ---Penelope Lombard “Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.” ---Author Unknown “If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.” ---Ashleigh Brilliant “The best way to get a family dog is to beg for a baby brother—and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.” ---Winston Pendleton “In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat.” ---Anna Quidlen That Thanksgiving morning, as I stood in the kitchen, un-showered, still in my pajamas, and with a buttery hand up a turkey I almost jumped into the kitchen sink when the kitchen door flew open with mom and dad and several bags of stuff joyfully entered. I also learned that they didn’t believe in using the front door, or in knocking first. I was nervous as I had never prepared a meal for 12 people. Chaos increased as more and more family arrived. But the several bottles of wine that we opened aided in everyone having a good time. We finally sat at the table, and agreed that the food should be passed in clockwise fashion. It only took a few minutes before someone asked “What’s the gravy for?” To my horror, I had forgotten to make mashed potatoes! “Pour it over your bread” I responded. Which was a common meal, as a child in our poor household. I think I started a new tradition with my new family. 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She said something about having oatmeal for our Thanksgiving dinner. At the time that meant very little to me because I loved oatmeal. There was a knock at our door. When we opened it, my grandfather was standing there with a bag of groceries in each arm. He set them inside the door and went back to the sled for more bags. Tears ran down my mother’s cheeks as she thanked him. Grandpa said to me, “I’m sorry, Smooch. I can’t kiss you today. You be a good girl and help your mother.” The sickness that my brother, sister and I had was complicated. We each had come down with a different disease. I don’t remember who started with which ailment, but we had measles, scarlet fever, and whooping cough. Over the course of time we ended up sharing all the germs - so we each had all three maladies. Mother plucked icicles from the eaves to keep the food cold. She put some of them in a rubber glove to place on my brother and sister to bring down their fever. A few days before Thanksgiving, mother was making cookies. I was up and feeling a little better although I still had whooping He turned around and pulled the sled down the walk through the snow. I ran to the window to look for his car, but it wasn’t there. I watched him until he and the sled were out of sight. Grandpa’s eyes didn’t look well to me and I said, “Mama, Grandpa doesn’t feel good either.” Still crying, she answered. “I know, I know.” When talking about the experience many years later with my grandmother, I learned that Grandpa also had scarlet fever. He knew we would be short of food. He left his sickbed to bring some to us. His car wouldn’t start, so he walked eight miles in below zero weather to see that we were taken care of. I also learned that he had a sister who died of whooping cough, and two siblings that died of scarlet fever. It wasn’t until March that the quarantine signs were removed by a man with a badge. Each of us ran out hollering with joy and turning somersaults to celebrate freedom. That night mother made a special meal of chicken and dumplings, a favorite of ours. Thinking back, I imagine it was a day of Thanksgiving for her too. Thankful that her children were well and she was free from the confinement. She was only 26 years old and raising us alone. I am thankful science has created medicines so children no longer need die from these diseases. Refrigerators make ice cubes so we don’t have to depend on icicles to bring down a fever. I’m especially thankful that our car is dependable. When my husband and I take our turn in helping our children when they have needs, or get sick, we can ride in comfort instead of pulling a sled for a long distance. I’m thankful that Heavenly Father gave me such a wonderful Mother and Grandparents, and for the memory of their deeds. You can find more stories and poems by Bonnie J. Pittsley, from Elk River, published by Amazon on Kindle. www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com • (612) 804-3160 • Minneapolis, MN 13 The ENTERTAINMENT of TV COMMERCIALS Ice cubes in beverage advertisements are typically made of acrylic so they won’t melt under hot photography lights or move around. Bubbles are made by adding detergent, and water is added so light will filter through better. A York University study revealed that U.S. pharmaceutical companies spend twice as much on advertising as they do on research. The famous Marlboro Man ads began in 1955. The cigarette ads included a variety of masculine figures such as athletes, and captains, but the rugged cowboy image was the most marketable. Several men who appeared in the advertisements later died of lung cancer, earning the brand the nickname “Cowboy Killer.” TV commercials during Super Bowl XLV in 2011 are estimated to have cost $3 million for a 30-second spot. By the time a person in the United States is 65 years old, they will have seen an estimated two million television commercials. Though the commercial “1984,” which launched the Apple Macintosh computer, ran just one time on American television, during the Super Bowl - it was the first example of “event marketing,” or when a promotion deserves as much coverage as the product itself. A Kirshenbaum & Bond sidewalk ad in New York reads, “From here, it looks like you could use some new underwear.” This type of advertising is termed “guerilla” or stealth advertising to label a breed of “edgy” urban advertisements. Most watches displayed in advertisements are set to 10:10 because the hands of the watch frame the watch brand name and make a smiling face. Soda companies spend an estimated $492 million in advertising. In contrast, the Milk Processor Education Program, which sponsors the “Got Milk” ads, spent about $67 million. Advertisers try to create a ‘nag factor” by bombarding kids with ads encouraging them to buy certain products in order to become popular. American children ages 12-17 will ask a parent for products they have seen an average of nine times until parents finally give in. Affordable Bathroom Safety In 2008, approximately $2.6 billion was spent on political advertising in the U.S., the largest ever during a presidential campaign. Obama’s campaign spent $70 million on ads for the primary and $240 million for the general election. McCain’s campaign spent $10 million for the primary and $126 million for the general election. Advertisers use a technique called “affective condition,” which means they take a product and place it next to other things consumers feel positively about. A current example -a detergent ad will pose their brand with babies, sunshine, flowers, or other similar items. Showing their brand with these items makes consumers feel good about the detergent. 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So, I did a litle research. 1952 - 13 percent of the TV air time was spent watching commercials (only 4 minutes out of every half hour!) 1961 - 18 percent 1976 - 17 percent 1981 - 18 percent 1990 - 22 percent 1994 - 24 percent 2001 - 30 percent 2008 - 32 percent 2010 - 32 percent 2012 - 33 percent These percentages are all for top rated, first airings of shows during prime time. And to add to the ads - end credits are reduced to the side to make room for a side bar ad, station logos are continually displayed on the screen, and in recent years, pop up-ads appear on the screen during the show. Radio Corporation in 1950. The remote, called “Lazy Bones”, was connected to the television by a wire. A wireless remote control, the “Flashmatic”, was developed in 1955 by Eugene Polley. Times have changed, but I still call the remote “the clicker.” With all of that, I ‘guestimate’ total commercial time is crowding 38 percent. 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You’ll feel cooler, or just won’t care any more. That was a lot of rain today, but it’s better than snow. That was only an EF3 tornado, and it was fun playing cards in the basement, wasn’t it? Heck, it was only 10” of snow. I’ll get us plowed out and then we can go ice fishing. We’ll pick up beers and catch some Walleye for dinner tonight. We may face harsh weather. But we all still stay here because it is one of the most beautiful places in the world. If we brightened your day, we hope you’ll share with a friend or subscribe, Only $18 per year. Makes a great gift! Affordable advertising programs... ...always with personal service! 16 www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com • (612) 804-3160 • Minneapolis, MN P U Z Z L E A N S W E R S
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