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“Prime Time”
Alex Stylz captures
the IWAR title and
what happens next
shocks the IWA.
FALL 2014
From the Desk of IWA Revolution Creative Director
Superstar Rick Riley
INT. LAKE SIDE OFFICE BUILDING “IWA HEADQUARTERS - WILLOWICK, OHIO” Office Door reads “IWA Revolution Creative Director: Superstar Rick
Riley” and the cameras pan to show IWA President Johnny B. and Rick reviewing a stack of contracts. Rick takes off his glasses and rubs his eyes.
Superstar Rick Riley: I thought there would be more to helping running the IWA than processing paperwork and data entry. Ugh, my eyes!
Johnny B: You should’ve seen it when the Fax machine broke down. Oh we have a fan here who has a complaint and wants to talk to the guy in charge.
Johnny waves in a disheveled man walks into the office muttering to himself in between his twitches and then hands Rick an 8x11 paper.
Superstar Rick Riley: Welcome. Oh is this for me? (shot of the paper “censored”) Uhm…well… this is just a crayon drawing of a middle finger?
Fan: I hate the IWAR and I hate you! (reaches in his pocket, pulls out a wallet, opens it and throws a bunch of money on the desk and storms out.)
Superstar Rick Riley: See you in three weeks! So… are you ever gonna do something about guys like that.
Johnny B: Nah. (Rick shrugs) So the Bound for Glory and Tag Team Derby are into the knock out rounds. The 5th Annual Triple D. Cup Six-man
Tournament has just 16 slots and last year’s winners Numbers 1, 2 & 3 and I liked your idea to use this event to crown IWAR Six-man Champions.
Superstar Rick Riley: Why not do the same with the Tag Team Derby or just give it to this year’s Marano Tag Tourney winners, Blood Money?
Johnny B: Only if you want to get more crayon fingers? (Rick nods) League stuff, the ASL, BBL and BRL are adopting that Free-For-All format to chase the
Commissioner's champions. Seems simple enough, whoever has the highest win total after three cycles is the champ. Kind of like three periods in hockey.
Superstar Rick Riley: The CWL is launching the Capital Championship and now CWL superstars can wager their hard earned Imagicash in their matches.
If you want a shot at the Capital belt you gotta lay your money down to get it. Hey, have you liked their CWL’s Facebook page yet Johnny?
Johnny B: Nope. The IWL’s World Series of Wrestling is underway and I have no idea who will come out on top but it is the talk of the IWL.
Superstar Rick Riley: Well the NWL’s rookie showcase, the Willowick Classic is up to the 24th edition and the last two winners, 6% Body Fat Rob James
and Dr. Slam both look like future stars to build around. Past winners like Konik and Jack Havok have raised the bar. Well done kids.
Johnny B: Hey, (waves the TDL bulletin in the air) what do you make of the TDL with it’s controversial Monster Society bonus report?
Superstar Rick Riley: If Chikara Pro and Kaiju Big Battel can do it, why not the TDL? Not every day you see .
Johnny B: That TDL Wrestler of the Year race is a tight one, with six wrestlers separated by just 6pts for first place and the 2015 King of the Death Match
Tourney looming, finishing first is more important than ever. The top seeds will have a big advantage in the KOTDM Tourney. Everyone wants to be first.
Superstar Rick Riley: Speaking of first, the MML’s two divisions: Mexican and Mayhem has dudes scrambling to declare for the big draft coming in January.
Johnny B: The year is wrapping up and that means Battlecade 9, and that means the matches for this should be signed for next cycle right?
Superstar Rick Riley: Bingo! So settle a score or set up a big challenge and send that match in marked (Battlecade) for the December cycle. (buzzing)
Kim: Excuse Rick… Maddog Dick Jackson is here to see you.
Johnny B: What brings ol’ Maddog around? Hey DJ, how are you?
Maddog Dick Jackson: Ah’m fine, but curious what Ah’ve been called to the office. Gonna ask for a few pointers?
Superstar Rick Riley: I know you like to think of yourself as the defender of the BRL, but it’s a time for a change in direction. When you focus on winning, you
do great, so rather than get caught up in a feud with guys who are only using their promos to make personal attacks why not focus on the other more talented
and worthwhile rivals out there. I want you to think bigger. (DJ frowns) Isn’t it time that the IWA remembered how big a star Maddog Dick Jackson really is?
Maddog Dick Jackson: Ah’m not sure Ah’m following yah here. Ah’ve got fans all over the world so change who Ah am? Bigger how?
Superstar Rick Riley: You’ve been sitting on IWAR Money in the Bank title shot since you won the Battle Royal at Wrestlerama 7 and everyone thought you
were going to cash it in to go after The Gentleman Caller after he stole your fiancée Sue Plexxx from you, but he lost the belt before that could happen. If I had
that shot it’d be burning a hole in my pocket, just waiting for my chance to cash it in. Let me map this out for you, because you’re gonna like where this goes,
but this is really an off-the-record conversation so why don’t we run that new spot promoting the next big thing in the IWA, the TTL or Triple Threat League!
MIX POOL A 1. Saxe Gotha (BBL) d. Senor Lucha (TDL) 1
1. Alpha Male (BRL) d. Cpt. Misery (TDL) 2
2. Captain Misery (TDL) d. Saxe Gotha (BBL) 2
2. Senor Lucha (TDL) d Alpha Male (BRL) 4
3. Alpha Male (BRL) d Saxe Gotha (BBL) 3
3. Senor Lucha (TDL) d. Captain Misery (TDL) 5
6pts- Lucha (9), Alpha (5) 3pts- Saxe, Misery
CWL POOL B 1. Andrew Andrews d. Victor Von Snapp DQ
1. Blood Rage drew Luchador Al Azar 0
2. Luchador Al Aar d. Victor Von Snapp 6
2. Andrew Andrews d. Blood Rage 1
3. Victor Von Snapp d.. Blood Rage 6
3. Luchador Al Azar d. Andrew Andrews 3
6pts- Andrews (11), 4pts- Azar (9) 3pts- Victor 1pt- Rage
1. The Arabian Dream Ali Atari (IWL) 9pts / 17
16. “Money Driven” Mike Sebastian (MML) 4/2
9. Andrew Over Exaggerator Andrews (CWL) 6/11
8. Robert Van Damage (BRL) 6/12
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4. 6% Body Fat Rob James (NWL) 7/14
13. Scotty Flash (IWL) 6/4
5. Jimmy North (NWL) 7/12
12. Alpha Male (BRL) 6/5
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3. “Golden Boy” Bishop Holden (MML) 9/5
14. Luchador Al Azar (CWL) 4/9
6. Peter Dragon (NWL) 6/14
11. Agua Caliente (BRL) 6/6
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7. F.L. Slobberknocker (ASL) 6/12
10. Senor Lucha (TDL) 6/9
2. The Great David (BRL) 9/12
15. Agent 26 (ASL) 4/3
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ASL POOL D 1. Agent 26 d. The Grappler 3
1. F L Slobberknocker d. Punk Rock Mike 2
2. Punk Rock Mike d. The Grappler 1
2. F L Slobberknocker d. Agent 26 19
3. The Grappler d. F L Slobberknocker 5
3. Agent 26 drew Punk Rock Mike
6pts- FLS, 4pts- Agent 26 (3) 1pt- PRM, 0pts- Grappler
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9- The Arabian Dream Ali Atari 17
9- The Great David 12
9- Golden Boy Bishop Holden 5
7- 6% Body Fat Rob James 14
7- Jimmy North 12
6- Peter Dragon 14
6- F.L. Slobberknocker 12
6- Robert Van Damage 12
6- Andrew Andrews 11
6- Senor Lucha 9
6- Agua Caliente 6
6- Alpha Male 5
6- Scotty Flash 4
4- Luchador Al Azar 9
4- Agent 26 3
4- “Money Driven” Mike Sebastian 2 *
* Sebastian beat Robbie Blood (NWL) and Hot $tuff
Adam Ca$h (BRL) on tie breakers.
SCORING
• Win = 3pts, Tie = 1pt, Loss = 0pts.
• Match points act as tie breakers
• 9 Group winners advance
• Top 7 scoring runners up advance
MML POOL C 1. Golden Boy Bishop Holden d. Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h
1. Money Driven Mike Sebastian d. Masta Mind 2
2. Golden Boy Bishop Holden d. Masta Mind 2
2. Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h drew Money Driven Mike Sebastian
3. Golden Boy Bishop Holden d. Money Driven Mike Sebastian 1
3. Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h d. Masta Mind 2
9pts- Holden (5) 4pts Sebastian (2), Ca$h (2) 0pts- Mind
SCHEDULE
September
Round 1 matches
Fall
Round 2 matches
October
Round 3 matches
Group winners
and top seven
Scorers advance
November
Single
elimination
8 advance
December
4 advance
Holiday
2 advance
January
Finals
Winner/s
determined
NWL POOL E. 1. Peter Dragon d. Furious Dragon 8
1. Robbie Blood d Damem Dream 2
2. Furious Dragon drew Robbie Blood
2. Damem Dream d. Peter Dragon DQ
3. Furious Dragon d. Damam Dream 1
3. Peter Dragon d. Robbie Blood 6
6pts- Peter, 4pts- Furious (1), Robbie (2) 3pts- Damem
NWL POOL F 1. Jimmy North d. David Ritchie 10
1. Rob James d. The Scoundrel (BRL) 4
2. Rob James d. David Ritchie 133
2. Jimmy North d. The Scoundrel (BRL) 2
3. The Scoundrel (BRL) d. David Ritchie 108
3. Rob James drew Jimmy North
7pts- James (14) / North (12), 3pts, 0pts- Scoundrel
IWL POOL G 1. The Arabian Dream Ali Atari d. Stryfe CO
1. Pretty Dan Prescott drew Nightstalker 0
2. Pretty Dan Prescott d. Col. Max Stryfe 1
2. The Arabian Dream Ali Atari d. Nightstalker 3
3. Col. Max Stryfe drew Nightstalker
3. The Arabian Dream Ali Atari d. Pretty Dan Prescott 4
9pts- Atari (17) 4pts- Prescott (1), 1pt Nightstalker / Stryfe
MIX POOL H 1. Scotty Flash d Texas Jesse Tombstone (IWL) 2
1. Funky Fresco (BRL) d. Aqua Caliente (BRL)
2. Scotty Flash (IWL) d Funky Fresco (BRL) 2
2. Aqua Caliente (BRL) d Texas J. Tombstone (IWL) 2
3. Aqua Caliente (BRL) d. Scotty Flash (IWL) 4
3. Texas Jesse Tombstone (IWL) d. Funky Fresco (BRL) 4
6pts- Agua (6), Flash (4), 3pts- Fresco / Tombstone
BRL POOL I 1. Number Two drew Jack Havok 0
1. The Great David d. Maddog Dick Jackson DQ
2. Number Two d. Maddog Dick Jackson 1
2. The Great David d. Jack Havok 1
3. The Great David d. Number Two 1
3. Maddog Dick Jackson drew. Jack Havok
9pts- David (12), 4pts- Two (1), 3pts- MDJ 1pt- Havok
BRL POOL J 1. Robert Van Damage d. Rowdy Resteghini 5
1. Patrick O’Malley d. Sir Gunter Kinderwacht 1
2. Robert Van Damage d. Patrick O’Malley (ASL) 7
2. Rowdy Resteghini d. Sir Gunter Kinderwacht 1
3. Sir Gunter Kinderwacht d. Robert Van Damage
3. Patrick O’Malley (ASL) drew Rowdy Resteghini
6pts- RVD, 4pts- Rowdy (1) / O’Malley (1), 3pts- Kinderwacht
ASL POOL 1
1. FL Slobberknocker & Dark Phoenix FS d. Punk Rock Mike & Agent 26 2pt
1. Huey & Boxcutter Bryan d. Scavengers: Skunk & Hyena 1
2. Scavengers Skunk & Hyena d. Punk Rock Mike & Agent 26 15
2. FL Slobberknocker & Dark Phoenix FS d. Huey & Boxcutter Bryan 12
3.. Huey & Boxcutter Bryan d. Punk Rock Mike & Agent 26 2
3. . Scavengers: Skunk & Hyena d. FL Slobberknocker & Dark Phoenix FS 9
6pts- Scavengers (24), FLS/DP (14), H/BCB (3), 0pts- PRM/A26
1. TNT & Dynamite (MML) 9pts / (24)
16. Rob James & Billy Blainer (NWL) 6/4
9. FL Slobberknocker & Dark Phoenix FS (ASL) 6/14
8. Gordy Goodwood & Brody Ballistic (TDL) 6/15
4. James Stone & Billy Stone (CWL) 9/14
13. Dr. Fear The Scorpion & Jack Vermillion (IWL) 6/10
5. Liam Larrikan & The Arabian Dream Ali Atari (IWL) 9/12
12. Dominic Rice & Van Craig (CWL) 6/12
3. Dragonmaster & Furious Dragon (NWL) 9/18
14. Numbers One & Three (BRL) 6/6
6. East Side & West Side Killas (MML) 9/9
11. Cowboy Jim Spur & Dr. Piledriver MD (BRL) 6/12
7. Scavengers: Skunk & Hyena (ASL) 6/24
10. Shhh & Hush (CWL) 6/13
2. The Von Snapps (Alex & Axel) (CWL) 9/20
15. Products of Arrogance (BRL) 6/6
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9- TNT & Dynamite (24)
Round 1 matches
9- Alex & Axel Von Snapp (20)
9- Dragonmaster & Furious Dragon (18)
Fall
9- James & Billy Stone (14)
Round 2 matches
9- Ali Atari & Liam Larrikan (12)
9- East Side & West Side Killas (9)
October
6- Scavengers Skunk & Hyena (24)
Round 3 matches
6- Gordy Goodwood & Brody Ballistic (15)
Group winners
6- FLS/DPFS (14)
and top seven
6- Shh & Hush (13)
Scorers advance
6- Western Medicine (12)
6- Dominic Rice & Van Craig (12)
November
Single
6- Dr. Fear The Scorpion & Jack Vermillion (10)
elimination
6- Numbers One & Three (6)
8 advance
6- Products of Arrogance (6)
6- Rob James & Billy Blainer (4)
SCORING
• Win = 3pts, Tie = 1pt, Loss = 0pts.
• Match points act as tie breakers
• 9 Group winners advance
• Top 7 scoring runners up advance
December
4 advance
Holiday
2 advance
January
Finals
Winner/s
determined
BRL POOL 2
1. Cowboy Jim Spur & Dr. Piledriver MD d. Number One & Three 8pts
1. The Jester & The Red Riot d. Golden Idols 1 & 2 8pts
2. Number One & Three d. The Jester & The Red Riot 4
2. Golden Idols 1 & 2 d. Cowboy Jim Spur & Dr. Piledriver MD 18
3. Numbers One & Three d. Golden Idols 1 & 2 2
3. Cowboy Jim Spur & Dr. Piledriver MD d. The Jester & The Red Riot 4
6pts- WM (12), Numbers (6), 3pts- TJ/TRR, GIs,
BRL POOL 3
1. Products of Arrogance 1 & 2 d. Rowdy Resteghini & Rude Doodie 4
1. TNT & Dynamite (MML) d. Eddie DeGrassi & #1 Duchaine Fan 4
2. TNT & Dynamite (MML) d. Products of Arrogance 1 & 2 4
2. Rowdy Resteghini & Rude Doodie d. Eddie DeGrassi & #1 Duchaine Fan 2
3. Products of Arrogance 1 & 2 d. Eddie DeGrassi & #1 Duchaine Fan 2
3.. TNT & Dynamite (MML) d. Rowdy Resteghini & Rude Doodie 16
9pts- T/D (24) 6pts- PoA (6), 3pts- RR/RD, 0pts- ED/DF1
IWL POOL 4
1. Dr. Fear & Stunning Jack Vermillion d. Pretty Dan Prescott & Backcountry 5
1. Ali Atari & Liam Larrikan d. Blackjack Robertson & James Carnage 2
2. Dr. Fear & Stunning Jack Vermillion d. Blackjack Robertson & James Carnage 5
2. Ali Atari & Liam Larrikan d. Pretty Dan Prescott & Backcountry 3
3. Ali Atari & Liam Larrikan d. Dr. Fear & Stunning Jack Vermillion 7
3. Blackjack Robertson & James Carnage d. Pretty Dan Prescott & Backcountry 3
9pts- AA/LL (12), 6pts- DRF/JV (10), 3pts- BR/JC 0pts- PDP/BC
NWL POOL 5
1. Dragon Master & Furious Dragon d. Rob James & Billy Blainer 4
1. Booty McGhee & Jimmy Digital d. Darius & Damem Dream 3
2. Dragon Master & Furious Dragon d. Darius & Damem Dream 2
2. Rob James & Billy Blainer d. Booty McGhee & Jimmy Digital 3
3. Dragon Master & Furious Dragon d. Booty McGhee & Jimmy Digital 12
3. Rob James & Billy Blainer d. Darius & Damem Dream 1
9pts- DM/FD (18) 6pts- RJ/BB, 3pts- BM/JD, 0pts- Dreams
CWL POOL 6
1. Alex & Axel Von Snapp d. Harry Hoodstar & Solace 9
1. Shh and Hush d. Carl Cannonball & Juan Trolero 7
2. Alex & Axel Von Snapp d. Carl Cannonball & Juan Trolero 10
2. Shh and Hush d. Harry Hoodstar & Solace 6
3. Alex & Axel Von Snapp d. Shh and Hush 1
3. Harry Hoodstar & Solace d. Carl Cannonball & Juan Trolero 9
9pts- Von Snapp Bros. (20), 6pts– Shh/Hush (13), 3pts- HH/S 0pts- CC/JT
CWL POOL 7
1. Dominic Rice & Van Craig d. Dagger Bomb & The Cool One 10
1. James & Billy Stone d. Jim Surge & Larry Lawrence 3
2. Dominic Rice & Van Craig d. Jim Surge & Larry Lawrence 2
2. James & Billy Stone d. Dagger Bomb & The Cool One 7
3. James & Billy Stone d. Dominic Rice & Van Craig 4
3. Jim Surge & Larry Lawrence d. Dagger Bomb & The Cool One 8
9pts- Stone Bros. (14), 6pts- DR/VC (12), 3pts- JS/LL, 0pts- DB/TCO
MML POOL 8
1. East Side & West Side Killas d. Mr. Fantastic & Mike Sebastian 2
1. Blood Money: Ca$h & Fatty drew Bubba Bayou & Buck Bayou 0
2. Blood Money: Ca$h & Fatty d. Mr. Fantastic & Mike Sebastian 1
2. East Side & West Side Killas d. Bubba Bayou & Buck Bayou 6
3. Mr. Fantastic & Mike Sebastian d. Bubba Bayou & Buck Bayou 2
3. East Side & West Side Killas d. Blood Money: Ca$h & Fatty 1
9pts- Killas (9), 4pts- AC/FTB (1), 3pts- MS/MrF, 1pt- Bayou
TDL POOL 9
1. G. Goodwood & Brody Ballistic d. Thiago Dela Cruz & Cesar E. Salvo 4
1. Hazard & Toxic (CWL) d. Listo & Roca 1
2. Hazard & Toxic (CWL) d. G. Goodwood & Brody Ballistic vs. 1
2. Listo & Roca d. Thiago Dela Cruz & Cesar E. Salvo 4
3. G. Goodwood & Brody Ballistic d. Listo & Roca 11
3. Thiago Dela Cruz & Cesar E. Salvo s. Hazard & Toxic (CWL) 5
6pts- GG/BB (15), H/T (2), 3pts- L/R (4) 0pts- TDC/CES
177- Nature Boy Ric Idol
176- The King Prince James
148- Jason Ritchie
4- The Neon Man
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175- Kris Adams
139- Twister
47- Rocky Valentine
170- Agent Orange
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Big Bad Jack
The Scorpion
Anthony Atoms
Cyco
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The Viper Randy Orton
The Termanator
Zulu King
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3- Phantom Striker
179- Ghost Lee Shadows
159- Bombshell Warrior
130- Jerome Dresden
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129- Charlie Midnight
178- Psycho King Ali
132- The Great Kabuto
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When new NWL wrestlers join they are put in the next Willowick Classic.
We send in the matches. Tie Breaker: Battle Royal finish
Winner earns 5 Free Matches and a shot at the NWL Commissioner’s champion
One of the toughest things to do in today’s IWA is to win
the Triple Crown when one wrestler wins the League
title, the Tag team titles and the Six-man titles. To
honor such an achievement, the IWAR leagues listed
below have rolling prize pools for any wrestler who wins
the Triple Crown. These go up by 5 each cycle no one
has won the it. If you are ready to make history, then
take your shot at the Triple Crown.
Free IWL Matches
Has yet to be won Since league debut
Free BRL Matches
Last won by Rasmuth Rage #279 - 2004
Free NWL Matches
Last won by Rude Doodie #34 - 2013
Free MML Matches
Last won by Angry Samoan, #65 - 2014
AVERAGE IWA CREDIT BRL CHAMP
50- Agua Caliente
75- Golden Idol #1
139- Spider Stevenson
38- Funky Fresco
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90- 24k Michael Golden
TBA
70- Bobby Budweiser
128- Psycho-Metal
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133- Web Walker
27- Senor Lucha
67- The Scoundrel
TBA
104- Homicidal Maniac
74- Golden Idol #2
92- The Great Rama-Tut
8- Y2B Chris Babylon
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Winner earns 5 free matches and a shot at the Global champion Past winners.
2011- Jawjackin James Blanchard 2012- The Creation Chris Magnum
2013- Warhawk.
Battle Royal deal in ASL & BBL
MML champion
BRL Battle Royal Deal
Battle Royal Win in the BRL, NWL, IWL & MML
TV champ bonus BRL, NWL, MML ASL & BBL
The BRL has seen some great trios; Cerebus, Rage Bros, Tommy Angel, Teddy Golden & Paul D. Boot, and The Terminator, Purple Hays & Maddog Dick
Jackson, but now the Triple D Cup spills over into all of the IWAR leagues. Next cycle details will be revealed about this dynamic event: how to sign up, when it
will start and what is at stake. $2.00 per entry with limit one manager per slot to start. Due to high demand, one team per manager.
Numbers One, Two & Three (BRL)
The Von Snapps: Victor, Alex & Axel (CWL)
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The Scorpion, Scorpio & Scorpion King (NWL)
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Xavier Ximenz, Alex Stylz & Dillon Matthews (BRL)
TBA
The IWA”s
longest running league
AUTUMN ANARCHY FALL OUT: JOHNNY REVOLUTION MIA… ROWDY DROPS DOODIE… KONIK’S REUNITE
So much happened at Autumn Anarchy 4, but in my mind the Great David’s revealing himself to have been a double agent in order to
help his brother Konik overthrow Johnny Revolution Sr. No one has seen Johnny Sr. since that night, some think he is ashamed of his
actions, but if you ask me, I think he is somewhere out there, plotting revenge. Yet, as Koniks team up, the Showstoppa Poppas broke
up in shocking fashion as former IWA champion, Rowdy Resteghini told Rude Doodie he had enough. The fans have embraced the
hard partying Resteghini, but word has it that his former partner has something planned to make his protégé pay… in blood!
BATTLECADE 9 SHOWDOWN SET: THE EMPIRE’S HAIR vs. THE GOLDEN IDOLS MASKS
What began with a baseball bat attack by the Goldens, lead to a brutal beat down by the Empire at a Dollar General store and soon this
grudge will be settled at Battlecade 9. The Empire of Chaos (Xavier Ximenez & Dillon Matthews) will take on the Golden Idols 1 & 2 in a
special match that has yet to be named. Steel Cage? Texas Tornado? Stay tuned!
DR. PAIN THREATENS HIS PUPIL: “IF SENOR LUCHA CAN WALK AFTER BATTLECADE THEN SIR GUNTER IS A FAIURE!”
It takes a lot of guts to slap Sir Gunter, but that is just what Dr. Pain did when he returned to the BRL to order his pupil to end the career
of Senor Lucha at Battlecade 9 when they meet inside a Steel Cage. Rumor has it that Kinderwacht will use Alpha Male as practice
IWA INTERVIEWER
SUE PLEXXX
THE LEATHERMAN RETURNS SWEARS VENGEANCE ON THE DANGEROUS BULL!
“Bad to the Bone” signaled the return of Frank Leatherman Snow who sported an eye-patch and plans on running the Dangerous Bull
Terry Blackwell and his manager, Tim E. Cornette out of the BRL! No doubt a final showdown at Battlcade will finally settle the score.
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HAS THE IWA’S MOST EXTREME STABLE, 2XW, FINALLY… GONE GOOD?
Could it be the guys known for the Staple Gun fueled assaults have changed their ways? First they helped Konik, then they dedicated
themselves to finding who injured Konik and now word has come that 2XW may step up to stop the IWA’s most unsavory forces.
THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE APPEARS TO BE… TO BOO COLE STEELE & THE MOTOR CITY MANIACS.
For a man who claims to be the “People’s Choice” it is obvious to everyone, except Cole himself, that the fans hate him, especially after
another attack on an innocent wrestler. Cole’s pals, the Motor City Maniacs injured Bryan Samuel and are looking for gold, so watch out!
THE BRL’S RECRUITING DRIVE: BRING YOUR BEST IWA… THE BRL IS CALLING
In an unprecedented move, the BRL’s Commissioners will be offering up a first-ever signing bonus to some of the NWL’s
top talent. The BRL has been home to the biggest names in IWA history and fans around the IWA are wondering which
names will be added to the roster. What will separate these bonuses, is they are more than just imagicash, they could be
Free Matches or IWA Credit! There is always a lot of movement at the start of a new year and the BRL is looking to stock
the roster with exciting new talent that will go on to become the next great names in a long line of stars.
2014 STAR LEADERS (* =495 or better strat)
BRL GLOBAL CHAMPION
ROBERT VAN DAMAGE
BRL GLOBAL TAG TEAM CHAMPS
RAILROAD WARRIORS: TIE & SPIKE
3 Cycle Challenger Leader Board
9 - Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h
5 - Fatty the Butcher
4 - Baddest Biker John 13th
3 - Superstar Rick Riley
Cowboy Jim Spur
Senor Lucha
Maddog Dick Jackson
2 - Dangerous Bull Terry Blackwell
-4 Koichi Buttercorn
REMEMBER: Anyone can challenge just
mark the match (Global, non-title) or it
won’t count!
RESULT: TBD
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Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h
Main Event Dillon Matthews
Doctor of Desire Daven Lee
Dr. Piledriver MD
Sir Gunter Kinderwacht
Robert Van Damage
Fatty the Butcher
Rude Doodie
Number Two
Maddog Dick Jackson
JOHN THE MASK SMITH
3 Cycle Challenger Leader Board
9- Blood Money (Ca$h & Fatty)
8- Western Medicine (Spur & Doc)
2- Jack Havok & Dick Jackson
2- Rocky Stone & Rick Headstone
RESULT: new champions!
Railroad Warriors 11pts
Rude Doodie & Rowdy Resteghini -1
The masked man made only a few promos
in his many years competing in the rings of
the BRL, but his battles with Fatty the
Butcher left many a ring bloody. Since his
retirement he moved to a secluded log
cabin where he is penning a tell all book
tentatively titled “Breaking the Silence”, but
it is taking longer than expected since he is
using Dragon Naturally Speaking to do it.
The IWA’s
Rookie League
Luthor and Sheik still have Robbie Blood’s mask, and Robbie Blood
is seriously losing his…mind. Someone please get the big guy
another mask. It’s nearly Halloween…there is no shortage of masks.
Speaking of Halloween it seems Chris Endgame found his costume.
Congratulations to another Doctor winning the league title – this time
it was Dr. Slam. Is a PhD now required to win the League? Is
anyone safe from the Phantom Striker? Who will win at Autumn
Anarchy and who will retire when Jimmy Digital and Damien battle
inside Hell in a Cell? Will Billy Blainer be getting a call to record a
rap album soon? And is it just me or does Dr. Samsosa seem even
more crazy than usual? For more, follow @pierreroulette on Twitter!
Please join the IWAR forum at: http://hoosieriwacrew.proboards.com for updated information, polls, strategy help and
other fun discussions. Join twitter to add in on some TT while you wait between cycles.
http://hoosieriwacrew.proboards.com
IWA Rookies are given 17 cycles to
learn how to compete in the NWL
before they are required to graduate
into the IWA’s non-rookie leagues.
When you graduate you can transfer to
your new league for Free so pick a
league that will match your style of
play. What ever cycle you start, add 17
to it and you will know when you are
ready to move on. Good luck
Graduation Countdown
(debut cycle / graduation cycle)
Note from the IWA: This message board is not run by the IWA itself. The IWA accepts no responsibility for its content. (52/69) Cyco, Chris Havoc, Randy Orton,
Erik Endgame (F): It looks like Triple E has made his decision. #SHIELD4LIFE. Or at least throughout
the remainder of his NWL tour.
Vincent Payne (T): Did VVP really run Johnny Valentine out of the league? Could it be? I would
suggest next time find a cheaper poster to rip in half.
Fire N Blood (F): What is going on in dragonland? Seems to be a lot of confusion these days amongst
the league’s most popular stable.
SHIELD (F): A few challenges thrown out by SHIELD this cycle. Problem is, will there be a REV to join
stablecade?
Dragonmaster (F): DM seems to be as confused as everyone with what is happening in his splintering
stable… but that has not stopped the Atlantic Champ from calling out SHIELD.
Chris Endgame (F): Will someone please buy this guy a cell phone? As many Dr’s are in this league it
seems like someone could get his medication right.
Jimmy North (F): Who knew that everyone’s favorite Canadian was 1) a lover of wine and 2) a smooth
talking ladies’ man. Now let’s see if he can smooth out his matches with Ron James.
Peter Dragon (H): PD seemed a bit upset that he was forced into testing this last cycle. Who would
have thought that? I money would have been on Booty. On a wrestling note, nice to see the Dragon
back on the title page after what seemed to be a very long drought.
Hot & Dangerous (T): Seems that Rob and Billy tend to like their cheat days spent differently. Is this a
divide we are sensing? Either way, it did not stop the two from grabbing multiple spots on the title
page… once again.
Dr. Slam (H): It seems the Dr is in and wants the other Dr.’s to know who is the king of the rubber glove.
Booty McGhee (H): Who is this love interest we keep hearing about?
Phantom Striker (H): Yet another heel with Jimmy North in his sights. Lets see if X marks the spot as
PS tries to take away Mr. North’s Dixie title.
Damien: It was our pleasure having the One True God here during our time in the NWL. He will be
missed and has left the NWL with some very big shoes to fill. Thank you, Sir.
The Termanator, Zulu King,
(51/68) Anthony Atoms, The Scorpion,
The Great Kabuto
(50/67) Ghost Lee Shadows, Charlie
Midnite, Bombshell Warrior, Jerome
Dresden, King Ali, The Great Kabuto
(49/66) Ric Idol, Kris Adams, Jason
Ritchie, Phantom Striker, Agent Orange,
Neon Man, Prince James and Twister
(48/65) Wrath, Sydney Guerro, Hammer
Jackson, Johnny Anvil, Cosmic Charlie,
Rocky Valentine, Twisted, Jimmy North, Will
Johnson, Bull Allen, Dr. Slam &Wyatt James
(47/64) Billy Blainer, Dr. Pain, Dr. Doom,
Dr. Samosa, Brom Black and RJ
Warshark
(46/63) PJ the Natural, Jake the Snake 13,
Bruiser, Chase the Chainsaw, and Black
Kobra Commander.
(45/62) Tommy Finnegan, Mr. Ghost Egg,
Rhet Oric, Chris Endgame,
Dragonmaster, Dellmathon the Destroyer,
Jack Dynamite and Camerov.
(44/61) Robbie Blood, Cincinnati Kid, Giant
Panther, Trent Stefan, El Valentino Oso,
and Kraag
(43/60) Dashon Walton, The Mortician,
Mr. Olympian, David Ritchie, Sheik
Nahaz, Scorpion, and the Kentucky
Mauler.
(42/59) Bobby Ace, Neo Dragon, Manson
Harper, Ravenhawk, General Zod, Luv Lugg
and Cyrus
(41/58) Asian Delight, LH Cool, King
Kong Awesome, Sinister, The Killer,
Suicide Kid,
(40/57) Doom, Kelly Fox, Booty McGee,
Peter Dragon, Bubbly Bride, Richard
Octane, Ninja Nihogo.
(39/56) Bobby Skull, Jamie Wonder, ZM
Punk, Tommy Ripper, Keelan Wendorff,
David Carlon, Dag Amazonite,
(38/55) MB3, Karate Master, Wonder
Woman, Sabien, Vincent Payne, Jimmy
Digital, James Harrison & The Barker
(37/54) Timmy Lane, Akira Masumuna,
Damien, A-Rob, Steamroller, Lester
Long, Johnny Valentine, Stagger Lee.
(35/52) Sklar, John Serano, TJ Carnage,
Scott Rivera,
(34/51) Mr. X, The KO, Big Bad Jack
3 CYCLE CHALLENGERS (rd1, rd2, rd 3)=
Former Champion
The Role Model Jimmy Digital (-8)
Fan’s Choice (online poll)
Erik the Eliminator Endgame (3)
Johnny’s Choice
Phantom Striker (7)
#1 Contender
Creed Michaels (6)
Willowick Classic Winner
6% Body Fat Rob James (9)
RESULT: TBD
The #1 Contender (#1C): Anyone
can challenge for the #1C. Simply
challenge Senor Lucha (#6) and
mark the match #1C. The NWL
commissioners will track point spread
over three cycles and whoever has
the greatest point will challenge the
Jr. Champ. We will keep everyone
updated in the IWAR Report as well
as here on the board.
The People’s Choice (PC): During cycles 49-51, we will post
a poll on this site where managers can vote for who should
get the shot (like how Johnny Valentine earned his spot). 3-4
wrestlers will be selected by using a combination of the polls
posted in the IWAR Magazine. Simple as that.
Johnny’s Rising Star (JC): Chosen by IWA President
Johnny B. based on Trash talk, activity and overall impact in
the NWL.
@JimmyNorthIWA I honestly can't believe your not a habs fan like myself
#pkissodirty – Pierre Roulette
Staying warm with the #dixietitle tonight! – Jimmy North
The #dragons have been silent. They are no match for us. #REVLIFE
#whosnext – Robbie Blood
@rbloodIWA silent you say? I call three single titles, tag team and sixman gold
a pretty loud statement, #revisdone – Dragonmaster
Looks like you were a little late to the party @rbloodIWA #SellOut
#NoSurprise – Peter Dragon
@IWA_Damien @TheRolemodelJD BOY they really will put anyone on the
cover. – Dr. Monte Roach
@RoachsWrestlers quiet old man before I break your hip
– Jimmy Digital
COAST TO COAST
REPORT
BY
JAMES ROSS
.
IWL Heavyweight Title Rematch
Sasha (ch) d. Shotgun James Carnage by 1
World Series of Wrestling
IWL Heavyweight Champion
SASHA
Singles Bracket
"Stunning" Jack Vermillion d. The Moroccan Prince Yusef Hassan
Luthor Alexander d. Sasha
Texas Jesse Tombstone d. Scotty Flash
California Executioner d. Big-C
Tag-Team Bracket
Atari & Larrikan d. Backcountry & Prescott
Robertson & Carnage d. Dr. Fear/Norwood
Supernaut/Juggernaut d. Ca$h/Fatty
Okada/Saito d. Rabid Wolf/Tiger
Six-Man Bracket
The Regulators d. Blood Money
Foreign Legion #2 d. Foreign Legion #1
Roach's Wrestlers d. The Highwaymen
Wild Animals d. Team Glug
American Territories Champion
Tim Riggins III
IWL Heavyweight Tag-Team Champions
Nightstalker & Soul Keeper
Corleone Challenge
Four six-man matches were held and the wrestler that got the victory for his team
moved on to the tag-team round. The winning team will face each other for a shot at
the American Territories Title at WrestleRiot II.
Supernaut & “Pretty” Dan Prescott vs Huttdrag the Russian Nightmare & Liam
Larrikan
If you have any questions about the IWL please feel free to email me at
[email protected].
Cards: 106 Matches: 842
Battle Royal Entries: 28
Trash Talk: 14 pages
Rich Von Bruiser won the battle royal, the TV
Title and 5 free matches.
IWL Majors
U.S.- Blackjack Robertson, Supernaut
Metropolitan- Stryker Justice (2), White Thunder, Sasha
Gold Fed- White Thunder (2), Stryker Justice
National- Mr. Submission
Regional- Der Hass Maschine, Liam Larrikan, Titus Magnum, The Moroccan
Prince Yusef Hassan, Backcountry, “Rodeo Clown” Sonny Puckett, Scotty
Flash, Mr. Submission, Hank Moody
135 Free Matches
Free Matches Bonuses
Battle Royal: Win the battle royal and win five free matches.
Triple Crown Challenge: Win the league, league tag, league six-man
AND send in some sort of trash talk/interview/attack in the same cycle
with the same wrestler and win the progressive free match jackpot. The
pot starts with 10 free matches and for every cycle no one wins 5 free
matches are added. Matches won must be used in the IWL.
1. Sasha (205)
2. Blackjack Robertson (180)
2. Stryker Justice (180)
4. Mr. Submission (160)
5. Supernaut (150)
6. Shotgun James Carnage (145)
7. White Thunder (140)
8. “Pretty” Dan Prescott (120)
9. The Arabian Dram Ali Atari (115)
10. Backcountry (100)
11. Rich Von Bruiser (90)
12. Liam Larrikan (85)
13. Juggernaut (80)
14. John Romney (70)
14. Crimson Grimm (70)
Managers are limited to six wrestlers
No Stable Initials
Free matches acquired in the IWL must be
used in the IWL
Grappling
with the Stars
Featuring
IWA Hall of Famer
HOLLYWOOD HAMILTON
Good evening ASL. I'm Hollywood Hamilton and this is Grappling With The
Stars. Whether for the right or wrong reasons, the ASL has become stronger
little by little and that is, in the end, just the result that I, as commissioner, have
been working to achieve. Sometimes it feels like you have to sell your soul to
the devil. I just hope all of you are enjoying the game. Let me give some
recognition for an accomplishment that quite often gets overlooked. Besides
being at or near the top of most standings, Agent 26 has run away with the top
points as Rookie of the Year. On another note concerning Agent 26, he once
again retained the Universal title. The IWA has saved the title for him the last
couple cycles by not printing that the match was actually for the (Universal) title.
However, that hasn't kept the youngster from being an obnoxious braggart.
EDGE continues to be solid contributors even though they are unwilling to do
promos. Omega, with the addition of Mike Eaves to their ranks here in the ASL,
is a group of solid performers. After many inactive cycles, ARMY has made
their share of title page appearances lately. I won't be making many references
concerning FMR since, even though they win a few titles, they seem to be more
intent in destroying whatever league they are in than in furthering the enjoyment
of the game or in the success of the league.
Patrick O'Malley appears to be a talent that we shouldn't overlook. LB appears
to have dropped off the radar but it is probably a mistake to underestimate their
talents.
5 free matches for use in the ASL go to Agent 26 for retaining the Universal title
and to Kevin Elrod for submitting the top trash talk.
Another 5 free matches go to Patrick O'Malley for winning the battle royal.
One last thing, and this is for FMR, there's a rumor circulating that you losers
are trying to negotiate with somebody concerning our league limit of only 6
wrestlers per manager. FYI, only one person can make that ruling and you're
barking up the wrong tree. The ASL commissioner says, "Not no. But hell no!“
• Email the ASL/BBL Commissioner: [email protected]
AGENT 26
The Universal champion
earns 5pts towards Wrestler
of the Year standings as
well as a Free TV Title
Shot (no matter their
ranking) & a Free Battle
Royal entry.
Anyone can challenge the
champ, just mark the match
(Universal) for it to count
as an official challenge
.
3 Wrestlers for $2.00
6 Wrestlers for $4.00
• ANY manager who has made ANY appearance in the IWA Report can transfer ANY of their wrestlers
into the ASL for FREE!.
• Any Wrestler with over 500 wins can also transfer in for FREE!
• The ASL has a 6 wrestler roster limit.
With Jonny AM
Good morning BBL! I'm Jonny AM, your league commissioner and, of course, the
voice of the BBL. As pertaining to both positions, I'm here to point out different
aspects of the game as it affects the BBL, such as, something as foolish as nWo
thinking they are the most dominant stable in the league. That's right, Big Daddy Fool,
I don't believe you because it isn't true! Not even Common Core Math can make it so.
For one cycle, 90% of your band of misfits have titles. Now, let's add in 3 cycles
where you have zero titles. You know we won't overlook your losing stretches just
because you fluke into one lucky cycle! Now, Big Woolly Worm, let's do the math for
one whole year. Over the course of time, you don't get to sit on one cycle at 90%. You
have to do the math for it all. Yes, I know you're not that smart so I'll do it for you. Your
final winning percentage is 12% or less. Nothing dominant about that. Now, sit down
and shut up! Not just Big Sappy Fool but nwo as a whole.
Let's see. Who's next? Stiletto Sam, even though your loser leaves league series was
not sanctioned by the BBL Board of Directors, no one has asked you to stay.
Then, of course, there are the new guys who come in here and you gotta wonder if
they'll actually live up to their name.
Welcome to the BBL, Alex Amazing. Promos are great but it's what happens in the
ring that makes you a superstar.
Speaking of promos, Power House did a really great one last cycle. Credit Teddy
Angel for goading him into it. NWO, like them or not, can put out some good promos
when the mood strikes them, just check out last cycle. As far as promos go, I'm looking
forward to more from the Hixenbaughs. I believe they will be the ones setting the
standard from now on. NWO, you've got competition!
HEY ZEUS CHRIST
The Hardcore champion earns 5pts
towards Wrestler of the Year
standings as well as a Free TV Title
Shot (no matter their ranking) & a
Free Battle Royal entry.
Challenge the champ & mark the
match (Hardcore) or it won’t be an
count as an official challenge
Closing out, look and read carefully for this cycle's awards
.................. 5 free matches to Razor Ramon for winning the battle royal
............... 5 free matches for best trash talk (this was a tough choice) -nWo.
Use them wisely.
Hey Zeus held on to the hardcore title. Not sure if it was skill or because the IWA
screwed up again as far as marking matches. (hardcore)....
3 Wrestlers for $2.00
6 Wrestlers for $4.00
NEWS FLASH: FMR has a regional! 5 free matches to whoever takes it from the highly
imaginative Hired Assassin #5. And a final message to FMR: I hear you guys tried to
make a deal with somebody to get the limits dropped from the BBL. For the record,
that's up to me.... and only me. And it ain't gonna happen!
email the ASL/BBL Commissioner: [email protected]
Managers in the BBL may only
have a roster of 6 wrestlers.
Those that exceed the limit will
be asked to transfer out.
TEXAS
DEATH
LEAGUE
E-mail
[email protected]
Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/will.wizdom
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DESK OF WIZDOM :
TDL’s Southwest Shootout Results
TDL Southwest Heavyweight Title
Miseria (Champion) vs. Ebola
In a CLASSIC encounter, Miseria and Ebola battled to a double count out. Miseria retains the Southwest
Ep 1.9
WRESTLER LIMIT
The TDL will be enforcing a
SIX (6) wrestler per manager
limit. All wrestlers who were
already in the TDL as of May
2014 (Cycle #176) will be
grandfathered into the league.
WRESTLER OF THE
YEAR LEADER
Heavyweight Title. There will be a three-way match at the next PPV (Cycle #186) featuring these two and . . .
TDL Brass Knuckles Tag Team Titles - Triple Tower of Doom
Senor Lucha
Anna Banana/Arianna Swawberry (Champions) vs. Darkwalker/Natural Paul Powers vs. Blood Money
Darkwalker and Anna Banana were battling in front of the door to be the second person out for their team.
Darkwalker knocked out Banana, but Captain Misery slammed the door into his face to allow Fatty the Butcher to
exit the triple cage for the victory and the titles for Blood Money.
Beat the Clock Challenge for a Southwest Title Shot
Wrestler with the fastest victory wins the title shot.
Oreon Overstar vs. Eric Cartman
Firebug Johnny Pyro vs. Goodguy Gordy Goodwood
Los Carrones Cucaracha vs. Game Changer
Perfect Paul Kindle vs. Contaminated Beaver
Terrible Terry Phoenix vs. Senor Lucha
Goodguy Gordy Goodwood won the Beat the Clock challenge and the Southwest Title Shot with 12 seconds to
spare.
Bunkhouse Battle Royal
Top 2 not in previous matches - Umu Tagata and Clyde Cozworth. They will team up and challenge Blood Money
on cycle #186.
Next two not in previous matches - Arsenal and Grimlock. These two will pick a partner and meet in Cycle #186
for a Brass Knuckles title shot Cycle #188.
TDL Texas Tri-Match Tournament
TAG TEAM OF THE
YEAR LEADER
Anna Banana
Arianna Swawberry
SIX-MAN TEAM OF THE
YEAR LEADER
Mr. Kitty
Badguy Brody Ballistic
Goodguy Gordy Goodwood
TEXAS DEATH
CHAMPIONS
TDL Southwest Champion
Miseria
The First Round of the Texas Tri-Match Tournament starts next cycle (with one exception) Here are the matchups
(with point differential):
Lone Wolf Lucas Tyler - 136*/Wham Bam Sam McLamb - 136* vs. Clyde Cozworth - 186
Annoying Orange Juice - 159 vs. Arsenal - 182
Oreon Overstar - 163 vs. The Thing - 178
Umu Tagata - 168 vs. Anna Banana - 177
Tyler/McLamb will fight next cycle in a qualifying match. The winner will start the best 2 of 3 series with
Cozworth the following cycle. All others will start their series next cycle.
Congratulations to the winners! More information about our next event will be posted in
the December bulletin.
TDL Brass Knuckles Tag
Champions
Blood Money:
Adam Ca$h/Fatty the Butcher
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m afraid there won’t be a Q & A this time out. Instead
it is that time of the year to push the CWL. It’s shameless, but it must be done.
Let’s go over why managers of the IWA should join the CWL.
CWL Sanctioned Titles
The CWL currently runs two exclusive divisions with a third on its way. The
Continental Championship is a singles title defended quarterly. The division is
open to all wrestlers. Simply book a match each month as Continental. The
Tandem Championship is a tag team title that is defended each cycle. Simply
register a team and compete. Both of these divisions have separate rankings
page dedicated to them. The third will be the Capital Championship. A
tournament will begin in January to determine the inaugural title holder. This
championship has its foundation completely in Imagicash. Entry into the
tournament costs $250,000. Additionally, the champion will defend each cycle
against any number of challengers who pay the booking fee to compete.
CWL Programming
The CWL currently runs three regular programs. Friday Night Dynamite is the
flagship program. CWL managers have the option to submit their trash talk
directly to the CWL to be produced as segments on FND. By being a part of
FND, production value is increased as segments are brought together with
structure and segues in hopes of improving enjoyment. However, this isn’t
required. Submissions can still be made directly to the IWA. I host a segment
on FND covering all independent submissions. Sunday Punch is hosted by yours
truly. It airs every Sunday at noon on the CWL Network. It covers any
additional news, promos, rumors, or any other pertinent info not handled on
FND. The CWL Network is found on Facebook at IWA Continental Wrestling
League. The newest addition to the programming lineup is The Gold Standard,
hosted by FND color commentator Ash Andrews. It airs the Monday following
FND on the CWL Network. Ash recaps all championship matches whether IWA
or CWL sanctioned. He also provides some of his own insight. In addition to
the regular program, the CWL runs 4 PPV events on the CWL Network which
provides an opportunity for wrestlers to bring feuds to their culmination.
CWL Booking
CWL management led by Maximus King provides opportunity to all managers
to be a part of the booking process. By coordinating with the CWL, managers
can avoid finding their wrestlers in feuds that fizzle or go nowhere, as well as
being embroiled in angles with seven other wrestlers. The idea is to provide
diversity and depth with feuds.
Imagicash Booking
Continental Champion
Ethereal guardian
#1 Contender
Clark pierpont
Tandem Champions
Alex & axel von snapp
#1 Contenders
Bruce & keith scott
Continental Champion
The CWL also allows for wagering of Imagicash in matches. Not only does this
make it possible to earn money quicker to compete for the Capital
Championship, but it simply provides another level of depth and enjoyment.
The wagering of Imagicash is limited only by a manager’s imagination. Well,
and CWL and IWA guidelines. However, managers are encouraged to be
creative with stipulations.
Ethereal Guardian
If interested in joining the CWL or if you have questions,
email Maximus King at [email protected]
Doug Gavelon
#1 Contender
Battle Royal Challenge
Clark
Pierpont
October
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COH Network: Iron Fed- HWL~MEL~WSL
The COH Network consists of three Iron Federation Leagues: (HWL) Hardcore Wrestling League, (MEL) Main Event
League, and (WSL) Wrestling superstars League. COH stands for Cage of Honor, which is the brand all three
th
leagues play under. As of this cycle we are beginning our 7 year operating under the COH banner. There have
been 7 years in HWL, 1 year 2 months in WSL, and 7 cycles in MEL. During that time there have been over 170
shows booked and close to 20 tournaments completed.
Each cycle there is a COH report submitted that features matches, results, news, call of champions,
event/tournament results, as well as the new COH top 10 and ICW top 10 rankings. This report appears in all three
leagues and ranges from 5-7 pages. There’s no glitz or glamour, its 5-7 pages of league info that’s it. Beginning this
cycle there are free transfers set up for ALL 3 leagues. You may transfer up to three (3) wrestlers each league free
as long as you are active the cycle you transfer in. Here is some general league information:
HWL- Specialty League: Hardcore: Averages 45-55 cards, 1-3 pages trash talk, 6-12 battle royal entries. #10 ranked
wrestlers has just over 1,000 wins. There are two shows each cycle, a COH show and Combat Zone show. Combat
Zone features a COH TV title defense every other cycle. There are usually 8-12 HWL commish matches booked per
cycle.
Championships: COH World (has been defended in HWL, XPL, WSL) COH National, COH TV (has been defended in
WSL and MEL), COH World Tag (has been defended in EAL, MIL, WSL, MEL) World 6-man (same as tag), National
Tag (has been defended in WSL).
ICW World title- was previously part of COH Triple Crown World Championship (COH, HWL, ICW World titles). 30
cycles ago COH and HWL worlds were unified and ICW was kept apart of the title. As of this cycle it is a separate
title and will be unified with the COH New Class title at Final Battle. This title will be defended in HWL, MEL, and
WSL. **ICW World title was part of Iron Championship wrestling (HWL, MBL, MIL, WSL, XPL, NGL, QPL) that HWL
now keeps active with its interleague ventures**
MEL (formerly MIL)- Newest COH league, averages 15-25 cards, 1-2 pages trash talk, 5-10 in the battle royal, There
nd
is a COH Main Event show booked each cycle. MEL and WSL share a show- Full Impact Pro giving each a 2 show
each cycle. There are 8-12 commish matches booked each cycle.
Championships- COH Main Event, IWF Continental (defended in HWL, WSL, NGL, QPL), IWF world tag (defended in
HWL, WSL, EAL, QPL, NGL)
nd
WSL- Just started its 2 year as part of COH, 15-25 cards per cycle, 1-2 pages trash talk, 5-10 in battle royal. There
is a COH Superstars show booked each cycle. MEL and WSL share a show- Full Impact Pro giving each a 2nd show
each cycle. There are 8-12 commish matches booked each cycle.
Championships- COH Superstars (has been defended in HWL), WSL National (has been defended in HWL), COH
Heritage, COH Global Tag (just unified with HWF Global & COH Superstars tags)
COH Tournaments: Tournament Of Havok (HWL) COH Invitational (ALL) King Of COH (ALL), Main Event (MEL), Best
Of The Best (HWL), Survival Of The Fittest (WSL) Pride Tournament (WSL) Deadly Duo tag (ALL), King Of The
Continent (MEL)
The COH Network offers solid competition with some of the best managers in the IWA. As I mentioned there are
free transfers for the next few cycles so take advantage of the deal while you can. We hope to see you there!
Jim Bossy: Welcome to
IWA Ringside the best place
to catch all the action in the
IWA’s top leagues, and all in
one place. Right Senor?
Senor Lucha: Si? Your statement
leaves me confused, but if you mean to
say that the fans can catch all the action
right here on IWA Ringside. I suppose I
should not do this at 3am, eh Bossy?
IWA RINGSIDE – LIVE FROM LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA – CORPORAL KIRSHNER MEMORIAL ARMORY
OPENING MATCHES
ASL: Nature Boy Tommy Landell battled Punk Rock Mike to a 20 minute draw
BBL: Jason Hixenbaugh, Jr. edged Edward Lededger Jr. in 18:33
BRL: Jack Havok beat The Jester by DQ after The Red Riot got caught choking Jack off)
CWL: Clark Pierpont defeated Butchy the Giant at 12:22
NWL: Phantom Striker and Jimmy North fought to a double count out.
IWL: Rich Von Bruiser retained the IWL TV title against the California Executioner.
TDL: Firebug Johnny Pyro pinned Black Predator after a Third Degree Burn at 17:45
IWL GRUDGE MATCH: SENOR LUCHA vs. ARSENAL
Bossy: This rivalry dates back to 2012 and it had been one-sided in the favor of the popular Senor Lucha until recently when the
massive Arsenal picked up back-to-back victories for his 4th victory in their 14 meetings. The sinister Arsenal did not mess around
and went right after Lucha’s back, but the wildly popular masked man escape a Torture Rack and battled the big man with abandon.
Late in the match, Arsenal went for backbreaker, but Senor Lucha spun out and hit the Million Peso Knee Lift to score the 11th win in
their feud. Arguably the most popular wrestler in the IWA, he is riding that fan support all the way to the top.
BRL CHALLENGE MATCH: THE GREAT DAVID vs. MICHAEL ROSE
Bossy: This should be an interesting match tonight. Lucha, I have a feeling that The Great David will be out
for revenge!
Lucha: I hear Charlie Daniels strumming on the banjo, and here comes Michael Rose. (Michael makes it
half way down to ringside when The Great David runs out and clotheslines him from behind. David whips
Michael into the ring steps, picks him back up and rams him head first into the steel post. Michael has been
busted open. David throws Michael in the ring and tells the ref to ring the bell).
Bossy: Here comes Daven Lee down to the ring. David and Lee lock eyes. David hits Michael with a
devastating DDT for the 1.2.3! Lee's eyes are bulging out of his head as he starts to back up the aisle.
David points to Lee and then to the Battlecade sign hanging high above the arena.
Lucha: David wants Lee at Battlecade!!
IWAR WORLD TITLE : SAXE GOTHA (Champion–BBL) vs. “PRIME TIME” ALEX STYLZ (BRL)
Bossy: We are 25 minutes into this match and these two warriors have put on quite a show.
Shooter: You can tell Stylz isn’t 100% with that leg, but he doesn’t have an ounce of quit in him.
Bossy: Gotha is up against the ropes, just trying to catch his breath. Here comes Stylz with a huge
clothesline sending both men over the top rope and onto the floor.
Shooter: I’m not sure who got the worst of that fall, Stylz landing awkwardly on that leg or Gotha landing on
the back of his neck. But both men are slow to get up.
Bossy: It looks like Gotha is going for the big spear! Stylz moves and Gotha runs head first into the steel
steps!
Shooter: Oh lawd! Saxe is busted open. He may have done some serious damage to his head and neck.
Bossy: What in the world is Stylz doing?
Shooter: No, he’s not . . . no.
Bossy: Is Stylz gonna try his Primetime Piledriver from off the steel steps?
Shooter: He did it! From the top of the steps onto the floor! Sweet Jesus!
Bossy: Stylz rolls the champ into the ring and goes for the cover. 1-2-3. It’s over! We have a new IWAR
World Champion!
Dapper Dan Dee: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce to you your NEW
IWAR WORLD CHAMPION, “Primetime” Alex Stylz!
[The crowd explodes as their new champion makes his way to the ring with his stable mates
“Triple X” Extreme Xavier Ximenez and “The Main Event” Dillon Matthews. Stylz takes the
mic, but has to wait until the crowd calms down.]
Stylz: Thank you everyone. Please, please sit down. This is too much. This has been a long
journey for the EMPIRE. Between the three of us there have been many titles: league,
commissioner and IWA, but this, this is what it is all about. This is what puts you on that level
above everyone else. This is what separates the great from the good. To hold this belt,
especially after beating such a deserving champion like Saxe Gotha, means a lot. After my leg
injury the doctors said it would take something special to be able to get back into that ring and
perform at a high level. Well, I did it. And I did it with the help of my EMPIRE brothers, you,
the fans and a man that is almost like a brother, Maddog Dick Jackson. Ya know what, let’s
get old Mad Dog down here.
[Maddog Dick Jackson gets a great response from the crowd as he makes his way to the
ring.]
BEST OF SEVEN SERIES WINNER(BRL)
PRIME TIME ALEX STYLZ
Former IWAR Champions Rematch Eligible *
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
FRANK LEATHERMAN SNOW (ASL) *
E.G. BUGG (n/a)
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H (BRL)
THE GENTLEMAN CALLER (MML) *
BENJAMIN BLOOD (MML)
KONIK (BRL) *
CLYDE COZWORTH (n/a) *
COL. MAX STRYFE (IWL) *
SASHA (IWL) *
SAXE GOTHA (BBL)
MADDOG DICK JACKSON (BRL) **
** Won Wrestlerama Battle Royal to earn a shot
Note: Former champs get 1 rematch but they
must declare their intention to take it the cycle
before it is held.
Stylz: Maddog, you have been quite the inspiration lately. You have inspired us to do the right
thing, wrestle the right way and to be humble. And above all you made us open our ears and
listen to the people. You have no idea how huge that was.
Maddog: Whooo Jack! Yah fellas just needed to be shown the right path. Do what’s in yah
heart and good things happen. What a great message for all you kids out there to take tah
heart. Alex, you said you would be at the top of the mountain, well, yah did it, baby. Yah
done mah heart proud to know that there are some guys in the next generation that get it and
are willing to give back. Ah speak for mah-self and the great fans of the IWA, when Ah say a
heart-felt Congratulations, yah done did it brother!
[Maddog and Stylz shake hands and when Maddog turns his back to rally the fans on to
louder cheers Stylz nails him with the IWAR World Title! Stylz lifts Maddog up and hits him
with his Primetime Piledriver. The crowd is stunned and starts booing as Jackson is down,
clutching his neck.]
Stylz: Oh shut up. Like you said Maddog I am at the top of the mountain. And the only thing
you can do when you get to the top is to look down on everyone else. You. You and these
stupid fans. You said listen to them, and we did. They cheered to our faces but then stabbed
us in our backs. A few cycles back the BRL higher-ups had a fan poll on who should get tag
title shots. A FAN poll! Did they vote the EMPIRE of Chaos into that match? Nope. They let us
down behind our backs then lied to our faces. [Stylz looks at the crowd] You all let us down.
So yeah, we heard you all right. And we were inspired to go with our gut and make sure we
take care of ourselves. No one else is looking out for us. Ya know what . . .
[Stylz starts hitting Jackson in the head with the mic until XXX has to pull him off.]
Being the IWAR World champion is about more
than just strategy, it takes being creative and
showing the IWAR Alliance why the champ is truly
the best in the world. When the IWAR World
champion submits their promo for this page, the
IWAR Board of Commissioners vote on it. If the
vote passes, the Champion gains an advantage of
1 to 3pts that will go toward their IWAR title
defense. So if the Champion loses by 2pts, but
had the full 3pt advantage, then they retain the
title. So you may never know the final result until
you see it here.
Stylz: What do you all think of your role model now? Oh, you can boo all you want. What you
all do makes no difference. Just like it will make no difference who the next challengers are for
this title. Sasha? Bring on that womanly man-beast. I’ll make Ray Rice look like a girl scout.
Konik? Please, he has no business in the ring with the EMPIRE. And what about Maddog
Dick Jackson? Look at him, bleeding all over my ring. THAT is your next great hope? Get use
to this people. The title is finally around the waste of someone that can do it justice. For the
first time people like Jimmy Fallon and David Letterman are calling because they have been
waiting to speak to a REAL champion. ESPN wants to do a “30 for 30” special because now
the title is being held up to a proper standard. So go home, hug those little snot nosed kids
and tell them about the day the world changed, the day the EMPIRE took over!
Arena lights go off, Prodigy’s Firestarter blares and fans go nuts as a glowing ‘ ’’ flashes to the music until a barrage of fireworks
erupt. Suddenly rolling down the entrance ramp and lining the way to the ring are members of New Hampshire Roller Derby in their
skin tight pink and black gear. Leaping out from the entrance is Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h who pumps claps his hands at the roaring
crowd. Adam drops to know knee and holds his arms out as waddling out to join him is Fatty the Butcher which draws giddy shrieks
from several females in the audience.
DAPPER DAN DEE – Gentlemen, what a reaction from this crowd. How does it feel to be so popular?
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H – Hey we love the fans that support us and we know we have enemies out there too, but at the end of the
day the only thing that matters is the win. We don’t have the time to waste of dudes who can’t carry their end of a feud, let alone a
match, so we are focusing on what matters, each other..
DAPPER DAN DEE – BLOOD MONEY just captured their 3rd BRL tag team championship, special?
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H – . The BRL is the IWA’s unofficial tag team league so winning them there is as tough as it gets. We had
to defeat the 5-time BRL tag champs, Radical Rick Headstone and Renegade Rocky Stone to do it and we have to hold off teams
like the Railroad Warriors, Empire of Chaos, Southern Comfort, the Calvins and well, maybe not the Calvins, but you get the idea.
DAPPER DAN DEE – The High Flyers: Craig Gagne & Jim Brazil, have been awfully quiet since they were eliminated from the
Marano Memorial Tag Team Tournament by BLOOD MONEY, what happened?
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H – The High Flyers were one of the best in the MRL, but once we showed them who the best team in the
BRL is, they zipped it. Hey, we think it is great to see they’ve decided to spend their twilight years in the BRL.
Grudge Series
Mr. Magnificent
Jamie Montgomery
(4-3) win – LWL
The Extreme Icon
Hannibal
(3-2-2) win – LWL
“Golden Boy“
Bishop Holden
(5-4-1) ongoing
LWL & MML
DAPPER DAN DEE – Speaking of tough tag team competition, in the TDL, BLOOD MONEY survived a brutal Triple
Tower of Doom match at Southwest Shootout PPV against Arianna Strawberry & Anna Banana as well as Darkwalker & The
Natural Paul Powers to win the Brass Knuckles Tag Team titles. That was one crazy bout.
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H – Nothing is crazier than seeing all 450 plus pounds of Fatty the Butcher outrace anyone to anything.
(Fatty strikes a running pose) Cat-like quick! The TDL is getting stronger and crazier with each cycle.
DAPPER DAN DEE – Every since you announce that you won’t be touring the fans want to know which league will be the exclusive
home of BLOOD MONEY? You ruled out the NDL but will you offer any other clues?
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H – Well it is the Holiday season (Fatty looks at Adam sideways) or close-enough, so here is a gift, it will be in
the Gold Federation. There are a lot of great options to choose from then there’s the NDL, pass.
DAPPER DAN DEE – In the MML, things have become very personal between you and the Imperial Champion “Golden Boy”
Bishop Holden while Fatty the Butcher is defending the Mexican championship against challengers that include; former champion
“Money Driven” Mike Sebastian, Magnum TnT, El Mexicutuoner and even his bitter rival, the hated Lex Lee.
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H – First of all , Fatty should be getting a mulligan as he is still fighting without his lucky fork that was stolen
by Lex Lee. (Fatty pouts) Don’t you worry, sooner or later, Fatty will get a hold of Lex Lee and make him pay-
NWL STAR
WATCH
DAPPER DAN DEE – In blood? Heh, heh… ahem.
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H – (They frown at Dan) Yes, Dan… “in blood!” What can I say, the man loves his utensils. Now as for
Holden, here I am, signed contract, but still no shot at the Imperial title because his manager Mr. C. is hiding Bishop behind his new
pals Magnum TnT and Moses Magnum. People wonder why I’m I’m so bent on getting that shot at HIS Imperial title? A year ago,
Fatty and I hosted a Thanksgiving Parade and made fun of the current IWA champ, The Extreme Boring Hannibal. So Nyquil
THE
challenges me to come to the LWL to prove myself in against him and his Questionable Motives tag team partner, Mr. Magnificent
SCOPRIONS
Jamie Montgomery. They broke Fatty’s leg, but in the end, I was the guy who beat each of them in a seven match series. Me! Hot
No, not the “Rock you
$tuff Adam Ca$h, silly $ signs and all. It wasn’t too long ago that the LWL’s Happy Ralphie Bloodthirst, won the IWA title too and told
like a Hurricane” 80’s
everyone to go there to prove themselves in the IWA’s toughest league. Well I did just that, but one thing escaped me, I never got my
band, these guys are
shot at the Imperial championship, a title none of the LWL stars could take from Holden so they just had the belt-guys smelt up a new
way more dangerous.
one that is held by Ralphie. Enticing, maybe, but after proving myself in the LWL, I’m going to do something none of those LWL guys
They came out and
could do, beat the undefeated Imperial champion, Golden Boy Bishop Holden when the title was on the line. Between the LWL and
said they want the IWA
MML, we’ve battled ten times and I barely hold the edge at (5-4-1), but we all know you have an extra gear when it comes to defending
title and I admire any
that Imperial belt. Mr. C. can stall all he wants, but I want my shot at Battlecade 9. I may not have been able to regain the IWAR title at
guy who isn’t afraid to
Autumn Anarchy, but Battlecade 9 is coming and I can’t think of any better way to ring in the new year then with that belt around my
say what he wants.
waist. So what will it be Holden? Are you ready to give me my shot and put that title on the line or is it really that, deep down, you fear
Can they get it? Well
the man who, in the IWA’s toughest league… single-handedly took down Questionable Motives… Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h.
only time will tell.
!!!!
REMEMBER
IWA REVOLUTION CONTRIBUTORS
Bob Rodgers, Andrew Konik, Ryan Patrick, Frank Snow, Chris
Capps, Kevin Perry, Robbie Pawelek, Becky Lipoth, Dr. Monte
Roach, M.N. Markos, Duane Sammons, John Stephenson, Tom
Clark, Daven Hamilton, Jason Hixenbaugh, Michael Rogers,
Jimmy Nicholas, Adam Corsair, Alex Gutierrez and Matt Riley
!!!!
November cycle – Send in one match marked
(Battlecade) for next cycle’s matches!
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any help you may need. Join the board and discuss with other
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December cycle – Battlecade9 matches held in bulletins, results gathered and
written out for the next cycle’s IWAR magazine.
Holiday cycle – Battlecade 9 results posted in IWAR
Change in IWA Ringside Format? YUP!
Starting with this issue, we are adding one non-IWAR league to the IWAR to
help promote some of the best non-IWAR leagues in the IWA. Hopefully, this
will boost their league’s activity with more wrestlers and more competition. If
you are a Commissioner who would like to reserve a spot on this list, please
contact me ASAP so we can lock in your cycle. Thanks…
Schedule of Non-IWAR League Pages (Cycle – League – Fed)
November – Cage of Honor leagues (MEL, WSL & HWL) Iron
December – Lone Wolf League (LWL) Jade
Holiday – Alter Ego League (AEL) Bronze
January – American Wrestling League (AWL) Steel
February – TBA
Winter – TBA
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Due to a delay, the 5th Annual Triple D. Cup Six-man
Tournament has been postponed to allow more teams to enter.
If you want your trio in this event, email me and the IWA to
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IWAR - League Cumulative Rankings
All Star League Cumulative Rankings
Blood Bath League Cumulative Rankings
Battle Royal League Cumulative Rankings
Cont. Wrestling League Cumulative Rankings
1 Luscious Larry Lawrence (145 Pts.)
1 Masked Stormtrooper Lightning (180 Pts.)
1 Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (115 Pts.)
1 Mr. 501 Dominic Barlow (85 Pts.)
2 Agent 26 (135 Pts.)
2 Hey Zeus Christ (135 Pts.)
2 Rude Doodie (105 Pts.)
2 Alex Von Snapp (75 Pts.)
3 Evil Eli Manning (115 Pts.)
3 Saxe Gotha (120 Pts.)
3 Maddog Dick Jackson (95 Pts.)
3 Spike Dillinger (75 Pts.)
4 Punk Rock Mike (110 Pts.)
4 Golden Boy Teddy Angel (115 Pts.)
4 Number Two (90 Pts.)
4 The Fabulous Richard Hard (70 Pts.)
5 F.L. Slobberknocker (110 Pts.)
5 The Lightning Kidd (110 Pts.)
5 Doctor of Desire Daven Lee (80 Pts.)
5 Owen Scott (65 Pts.)
6 Janos Ferenczy (95 Pts.)
6 Systematic Assassin (100 Pts.)
6 Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h (85 Pts.)
6 Keith Scott (65 Pts.)
7 Nature Boy Tommy Landell (85 Pts.)
7 Lumberjack Paul D. Boot (95 Pts.)
7 Robert Van Damage (65 Pts.)
7 Crusher Von Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberg (60 Pts.)
8 Dark Phoenix F.S. (75 Pts.)
8 Cold Blooded Chris Stone (80 Pts.)
8 The Main Event Dillon Matthews (60 Pts.)
8 Section Hate (60 Pts.)
9 A.C. Steel (75 Pts.)
9 B.A. Leather (80 Pts.)
9 Crippler Bret Steele (60 Pts.)
9 Snafu (60 Pts.)
10 The Grappler (70 Pts.)
10 Big Daddy Cool (75 Pts.)
10 #1 Duchaine Fan (55 Pts.)
10 Victor Von Snapp (55 Pts.)
11 Super Handsome J. Handsome (65 Pts.)
11 Power House (65 Pts.)
11 Senor Lucha (55 Pts.)
11 Axel Von Snapp (55 Pts.)
12 J.C. Steel (65 Pts.)
12 Razor Ramon (55 Pts.)
12 Triple X Extreme Xavier Ximenez (40 Pts.)
12 The Arabian Dream Ali Atari (55 Pts.)
13 King Krusher (60 Pts.)
13 Ethereal Guardian (55 Pts.)
13 Classy Eddie Degrassi (40 Pts.)
13 Bret "Hitman" Scott (55 Pts.)
14 The Great Inland Typan (55 Pts.)
14 Kid Wicked (55 Pts.)
14 The Creation Chris Magnum (40 Pts.)
14 Average Bloke (50 Pts.)
15 Clyde Cozworth (50 Pts.)
15 Cellmate 666 (50 Pts.)
15 Dr. Piledriver MD (40 Pts.)
15 The Terminator (50 Pts.)
16 Ediddy (50 Pts.)
16 Death from Above Dexter Montero (50 Pts.)
16 Fatty the Butcher (35 Pts.)
16 Burly Hurley (45 Pts.)
17 Mr. Buttons (45 Pts.)
17 Switch Blade Louie (50 Pts.)
17 Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat (35 Pts.)
17 The English Boom Boom Tommy TNT (45 Pts.)
18 The Tyrant David Hammerhead (45 Pts.)
18 Alex Von Snapp (45 Pts.)
18 The Legendary Eddie Sweat (30 Pts.)
18 Typical Cat (45 Pts.)
19 Organically Juiced Brock Koli (40 Pts.)
19 Edward Ledeger Jr. (40 Pts.)
19 Bull Rope Luke Magnum (30 Pts.)
19 Clark Pierpont (45 Pts.)
20 Box Cutter Bryan (40 Pts.)
20 Popskull (40 Pts.)
20 Jon Botti (30 Pts.)
20 Slim Charles (45 Pts.)
IWAR - League Tag Team and Six-Man Cumulative Rankings
All Star League Tag Team Rankings
Blood Bath League Tag Team Rankings
Battle Royal League Tag Team Rankings
Cont. Wrestling League Tag Team Rankings
1 F.L. Slobberknocker & Dark Phoenix F.S. (150 Pts.)
1 Axel Von Snapp & Alex Von Snapp (50 Pts.)
1 Jim Spur & Dr. Piledriver MD (50 Pts.)
1 Alex Von Snapp & Axel Von Snapp (70 Pts.)
2 K.C. Steel & A.C. Steel (25 Pts.)
2 B.A. Leather & Saxe Gotha (35 Pts.)
2 Rowdy Resteghini & Rude Doodie (40 Pts.)
2 Pain & The Terminator (55 Pts.)
3 Agent 26 & Punk Rock Mike (25 Pts.)
3 Razor Ramon & Big Daddy Cool (35 Pts.)
3 Fatty the Butcher & Adam Cash (40 Pts.)
3 Shhh & Hush (40 Pts.)
4 Lagula Ferenczy & Janos Ferenczy (20 Pts.)
4 Griffin & Ziggy Ominous (30 Pts.)
4 Rocky Stone & Rick Headstone (30 Pts.)
4 Bruce & Keith Scott (20 Pts.)
5 Scavenger Buzzard & Scavenger Hyena (20 Pts.)
5 Switchblade Louie & Hey Zeus Christ (30 Pts.)
5 Xavier Ximenez & Dillon Matthews (20 Pts.)
5 James & Billy Stone (15 Pts.)
All Star League Six-Man Rankings
Blood Bath League Six-Man Rankings
Battle Royal League Six-Man Rankings
Cont. Wrestling League Six-Man Rankings
1 T. Landell, Slobberknocker & D. Phoenix (115 Pts.)
1 P. D. Boot, T. Angel & S. Gotha (90 Pts.)
1 A. Stylz, X. Ximenez & D. Matthews (80 Pts.)
1 Victor, Alex & Axel Von Snapp (80 Pts.)
2 J.C. Steel, K.C. Steel & A.C. Steel (80 Pts.)
2 A. Von Snapp, A. Von Snapp & P. House (30 Pts.)
2 Judge, Jury & Executioner (55 Pts.)
2 K. Scott, B. Scott, & O. Scott (65 Pts.)
3 Scorpion, Scavenger & God of Thunder (45 Pts.)
3 R. Ramon, BD Cool & D. Balmaglia (20 Pts.)
3 E. Sweat, R. Van Damage & F. Snow (40 Pts.)
3 Von Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberg's (55 Pts.)
4 L. Ferenczy, J. Ferenczy & F. Ferenczy (30 Pts.)
4 Shadowstar, Hammerhead & Vagrant (20 Pts.)
5 Steve Workman, Hellraizer Dog & Bobby Workman Jr. (15 Pts.)
5 D. K. Schrute, E. Guardian & Bob the Slob (20 Pts.)
4 Chris Babylon, CM Funk & Bryan Samiel (20 Pts.)
4 B. Hurley, House, & Market (25 Pts.)
5 Konik, Jack Havok & Chris Chaos (15 Pts.)
5 Cannonball, Andrews & Bocazas-Trolero (20 Pts.)
IWAR - League Cumulative Rankings
Ind. Wrestling League Cumulative Rankings
Mexican Mayhem League Cumulative Rankings
Natl. Wrestling League Cumulative Rankings
Texas Death League Cumulative Rankings
1 Blackjack Robertson (100 Pts.)
1 Money Driven Mike Sebastian (130 Pts.)
1 Damem Dream (125 Pts.)
1 Miseria (95 Pts.)
2 Shotgun James Carnage (95 Pts.)
2 T.O. Rock (85 Pts.)
2 Jack Havok (110 Pts.)
2 Dead Celebrity Status (80 Pts.)
3 Supernaut (85 Pts.)
3 Hot Stuff Adam Cash (85 Pts.)
3 Chris Chaos (110 Pts.)
3 Terrible Terry Phoenix (70 Pts.)
4 Rich Von Bruiser (80 Pts.)
4 The Harbinger (75 Pts.)
4 Damien (75 Pts.)
4 Ebola (65 Pts.)
5 The Arabian Dream Ali Atari (80 Pts.)
5 Mike White Lightning Moore (80 Pts.)
5 Matt Mayhem (75 Pts.)
5 Senor Lucha (60 Pts.)
6 Magnum T.L. (75 Pts.)
6 Magnum TnT (65 Pts.)
6 Sir Felixmarte (60 Pts.)
6 Badguy Brody Ballistic (60 Pts.)
7 Sasha (75 Pts.)
7 Golgotha (60 Pts.)
7 Dr. Samsosa (60 Pts.)
7 Godzilla (60 Pts.)
8 Pretty Dan Prescott (75 Pts.)
8 Death Warrant (60 Pts.)
8 Creed Michaels (60 Pts.)
8 Goodguy Gordy Goodwood (60 Pts.)
9 Mr. Submission (70 Pts.)
9 The Misguided One (55 Pts.)
9 Solace (55 Pts.)
9 Firebug Johnny Pyro (60 Pts.)
10 Liam Larrikan (65 Pts.)
10 Corey Stedman (55 Pts.)
10 Peter Dragon (50 Pts.)
10 Burnt Out Brawler #5 (55 Pts.)
11 All-American Good Guy Stryker Justice (60 Pts.)
11 Oreon Overstar (50 Pts.)
11 Booty McGhee (50 Pts.)
11 Hepatitis (55 Pts.)
12 White Thunder (60 Pts.)
12 Fatty the Butcher (45 Pts.)
12 The Rolemodel Jimmy Digital (45 Pts.)
12 Listo (55 Pts.)
13 Crimson Grimm (55 Pts.)
13 The Winner (45 Pts.)
13 Luthor Alexander (45 Pts.)
13 Juan Botti (50 Pts.)
14 Backcountry (55 Pts.)
14 Benjamin Blood (45 Pts.)
14 Izzo the Terrible (45 Pts.)
14 Galactus (50 Pts.)
15 Juggernaut (55 Pts.)
15 West Side Killa (40 Pts.)
15 Poi Pounder (45 Pts.)
15 Fatty the Butcher (50 Pts.)
16 John Romney (45 Pts.)
16 Umbra Deus (40 Pts.)
16 Dragonmaster (45 Pts.)
16 Arsenal (45 Pts.)
17 Nightstalker (45 Pts.)
17 Bayou Hazard Buck BG Bayou (40 Pts.)
17 Doug Gavelon (40 Pts.)
17 Darkseid (45 Pts.)
18 Blood Bath Brett Magnum (45 Pts.)
18 Mister Fantastic (40 Pts.)
18 Darius Dream (40 Pts.)
18 Lex Luthor (45 Pts.)
19 All Business Aaron Hole (40 Pts.)
19 Motley Gruesome (40 Pts.)
19 The Zombie Hunter Matthew Porter (40 Pts.)
19 Uma Tagata (40 Pts.)
20 The Moroccan Prince Yusef Hassan (40 Pts.)
20 Angry Samoan (35 Pts.)
20 Erik The Eliminator Endgame (40 Pts.)
20 Cereal Killer Mikey Manson (35 Pts.)
IWAR - League Tag Team and Six-Man Cumulative Rankings
Ind. Wrestling League Tag Team Rankings
Mexican Mayhem League Tag Team Rankings
National Wrestling League Tag Team Rankings
Texas Death League Tag Team Rankings
1 James Carnage & Blackjack Robertson (55 Pts.)
1 Pokey McSnail & Milton Shnozzbuster (65 Pts.)
1 Chris Chaos & Matt Mayhem (50 Pts.)
1 Arianna Swawberry & Anna Banana (55 Pts.)
2 Brett Magnum & Titus Magnum (35 Pts.)
2 Golgotha & Benjamin Blood (45 Pts.)
2 Furious Dragon & Dragon Master (35 Pts.)
2 Fatty the Butcher & Adam Cash (35 Pts.)
3 Garrett Shadowstar & Forgotten Vagrant (35 Pts.)
3 Fatty the Butcher & Adam Cash (35 Pts.)
3 Matthew Porter & Vincent Payne (20 Pts.)
3 Mecha-King Ghidorah & Godzilla (30 Pts.)
4 Master Marlow & White Thunder (25 Pts.)
4 Gentleman Caller & Koichi Buttercorn (20 Pts.)
4 Rob James & Billy Blainer (15 Pts.)
4 Roca & Miseria (30 Pts.)
5 Soul Keeper & Nightstalker (25 Pts.)
5 Magnum TNT & Moses Magnum (15 Pts.)
5 Johnny Valentine & The Barker (15 Pts.)
5 Brawler #5 & Brawler #1 (25 Pts.)
Ind. Wrestling League Six-Man Rankings
Mexican Mayhem League Six-Man Rankings
National Wrestling League Six-Man Rankings
Texas Death League Six-Man Rankings
1 J. Carnage, B. Robertson & J. Tombstone (60 Pts.)
1 The Guy WBUCLG, Harbinger & U. Deus (120 Pts.)
1 C. Chaos, J. Havok & M. Mayhem (30 Pts.)
1 Roca, Listo & Miseria (35 Pts.)
2 R. Cox, A. Hole & A. Hole (40 Pts.)
2 C.Warrior, R. Assassin & R. Nightmare (25 Pts.)
2 C. Chaos, Damien & M. Mayhem (30 Pts.)
2 Mr. Kitty, Brody Ballistic & Gordie Goodwood (35 Pts.)
3 B. Magnum, B. Magnum & S. Justice (35 Pts.)
3 M. Gruesome, J. Gruesome & L. Gruesome (20 Pts.)
3 C. Carley, J. Cook & Ravenhawk (25 Pts.)
3 R. McClennan, E. Stark & Wolfhunter (30 Pts.)
4 G. Shadowstar, D. Hammerhead & F Vagrant (30 Pts.)
4 West Side Killa, East Side Killa & Master Mind (20 Pts.)
4 A. Prissywig , Cajun Sal & Solace (15 Pts.)
4 Hepatitis, Ebola & Rev. Johnson (30 Pts.)
5 Puma, Panther & Tiger (20 Pts.)
5 Rodan, Gigan & Destoroyah (30 Pts.)
5 D. Dream, S. Fire & Xerxes (15 Pts.)
5 Noomie, Ponderosa & S. House (20 Pts.)