104
Funny Knock Knock
Jokes 4 kids
(The Joke Book for Kids)
By:
Ryan O Williams
First Edition, Published By Ryan O Williams
Copyright 2013, Row Books
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Knock,Knock!
Who's There?
Booger!
Booger who?
Booger eating in your nose!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream so loud, windows will break!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Geno!
Geno? who?
Geno I don't like to eat broccoli!
Knock,Knock!
Who's There?
Gross!
Gross who?
Gross one inch taller over night!
1.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Beans!
Beans who?
Beans the more you eat, more you fart!
2.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Dishes!
Dishes? who?
Dishes won’t clean themselves!
3.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut by now, you better ask somebody!
4.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in!
5.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Animal!
Animal who?
Animal crackers are good to eat!
6.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Who!
Who who?
Who ever started this knock knock joke!
7.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Barry!
Barry who?
Barry fruit punch with ice please!
8.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Tony!
Tony who?
When I fell i hurt my toe and knee!
9.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Cell phone!
Cell phone who?
Cell phone to me please!
10.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Batman!
Batman who?
Look out there's a Bat... Man!
11.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Pipe!
Pipe who?
Pipe down and be quite!
12.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Rose!
Rose who?
Rose bush in the front yard!
13.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Teddy!
Teddy who?
Teddy bear who was locked outside!
14.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Tyson!
Tyson who?
Tie your shoe son!
15.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Oscar!
Oscar who?
Oscar the trophy to movie stars!
16.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank!
17.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Hal!
Hal who?
Hal about another joke!
18.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Harley!
Harley who?
Harley know me at all!
19.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Grant!
Grant who?
Grant me a wish!
20.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Handel!
Handel who?
Handel bars on your bike!
21.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Jake!
Jake who?
Jake will unlock the door!
22.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Tommy!
Tommy who?
Tommy another knock knock joke!
23.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in a long time!
24.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac see you in the window!
25.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ivana!
Ivana who?
Ivana tell you a joke!
26.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Japans!
Japans who?
Japans are on fire!
27.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Jerome!
Jerome who?
Jerome around the backyard!
28.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Mike!
Mike who?
Mike I give up, who?
29.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Peanut!
Peanut who?
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
30.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Maze!
Maze who?
Maze you with some jokes!
31.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ken.!
Ken. who?
Ken you open the door, i lost my key!
33.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Jelly!
Jelly who?
Jelly fish sting, ouch!
34.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Sandy!
Sandy who?
Sandy beach castle!
35.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Joanna!
Joanna who?
Joanna another knock knock joke!
36.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Namath!
Namath who?
Namath your name first!
37.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
John!
John who?
John the army!
38.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!
39.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Juanita!
Juanita who?
Juanita another sandwich!
40.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Juicy!
Juicy who?
Juicy what I see!
41.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my mom first!
42.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Al!
Al who?
Al Knock again if you don’t open up!
43.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you!
44.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions if you don’t mind!
45.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Alfred!
Alfred who?
Alfred of large dogs!
46.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Alli!
Alli who?
Alli knock on another door!
47.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Alli!
Alli who?
Alli see you later!
48.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Space!
Space who?
Lots of space out side!
49.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Anthony!
Anthony who?
Anthony you want me to be!
50.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Boo!
Boo who?
Boo! I scared you!
51.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Brie!
Brie who?
Brie me another sandwich!
52.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter open this door soon, its cold out side!
53.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Cash!
Cash who?
Cash me in I'm your pay check!
54.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Cereal!
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to finally meet!
55.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Cash!
Cash who?
So you are a peanut!
56.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
China!
China who?
China like yesterday!
57.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ryno!
Ryno who?
Ryno charging at the door!
58.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute baby!
59.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Chester!
Chester who?
Chester in time, almost late!
60.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Boogy !
Boogy who?
Boogy down lets dance!
61.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Joe!
Joe who?
Joe can make me sloppy Joe!
62.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Dried!
Dried who?
Dried me to school today!
63.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Dora!
Dora who?
Dora the explorer ,Duh!
64.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Iwanna !
Iwanna who?
Iwanna go home now!
65.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Sick!
Sick who?
Sick of knocking on this door!
66.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike locked, that's why I'm
knocking!
67.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
I’m Sick!
I’m Sick who?
No I'm really sick don't open the door!
68.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Trying !
Trying who?
Trying to get you to open the door!
69.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut by now, you better ask somebody!
70.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Dozen!
Dozen who?
Dozen you ever look through the peep hole!
71.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Eddie!
Eddie who?
Eddie body going to open the door!
72.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Duct!
Duct who?
Duct duct goose, tag your it!
73.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Avery !
Avery who?
Avery body needs love!
74.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Emmett!
Emmett who?
Emmett your door open up!
75.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Esther!
Esther who?
Esther there anything i can get up!
76.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny I'm sitting on!
77.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Fonda!
Fonda who?
I’m very Fonda cheeseburgers!
78.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Foster!
Foster who?
Foster flakes for breakfast please!
79.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Better Grammar!
Better Grammar who?
Better Grammar crackers to eat!
80.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Time to go!
Time to go who?
Time to go shopping!
81.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
When we go!
When we go who?
When we go shopping again!
82.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Guess!
Guess who?
I can't tell! You have to guess!
83.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Gus!
Gus who?
Gus i have to tell another joke!
84.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Hairstyles!
Hairstyles who?
Hairstyles gone wrong!
85.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.!
86.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Hans!
Hans who?
Hans off my cell phone!
87.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream so loud, windows will break!
88.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
Idaho! Who’s There?
89.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ima!
Ima who?
Ima tell you ten more knock knock jokes!
90.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ivory!
Ivory who?
Ivory and poison oak, so don’t touch!
91.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Jamaica!
Jamaica who?
Jamaica sandwich for me too!
92.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Kentucky!
Kentucky who?
Kentucky fired chicken tenders!
93.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Beet juice!
Beet juice who?
Beet juice sound great on my mp3!
94.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Kevin!
Kevin who?
Kevin we go to the arcade!
95.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Lenny!
Lenny who?
Lenny in its starting to snow!
96.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Ah never mind. this joke is pointless!
97.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Jake and Jill!
Jake and Jill who?
Ice cream not falling down a hill!
98.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Luigi!
Luigi who?
Mario’s big brother that who!
99.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke the sky-walker, the force is with me!
100.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
More!
More who?
More knock knock jokes,in part two!
Bonus From: Book 2
104 Thanksgiving Knock knock jokes on Kindle
Amazon:
By: Ryan O Williams
1. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait so long to eat?
2. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, and cut the turkey!
3. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any punkin
pie left overs?
4. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys
Thanksgiving.
I'm hungry?
5. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle open the door the family is here?
6. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
7. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving! lets eat?
8. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the sweet potato pie too!
9. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot more than I should have!
10. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait for everyone else?
11. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Diana.
Diana who?
Diana thirst too!
12. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
General Lee.
General Lee who?
General Lee I don't wait to eat !
13. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Sid.
Sid who?
Sid down. It's time to eat!
14. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all the food!
15. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita plate please.
16. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mike.
mike who?
Mike you having more cranberry sauce?
17. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don eat all the turkey, I want some more!
18. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more sweet potatoes?
19. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wil Ma make food or order out?
20. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up! the food is burning!
21. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time for dessert isn't it?
22. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Odette.
Odette who?
Odette's a big punkin pie!
23. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip your plates and dig in!
24. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis my plate up too!
25. Knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma real hungry!
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Bonus From: Book 3
104 Christmas Knock knock jokes
on Kindle Amazon:
By: Ryan O Williams
1. Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Old man!
Old man who?
He's an old man, cause he had a candy cane!
2. Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
That guy
That guy who?
That guy at the mall, is not the real Santa is he!
3. Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Those
Those who?
Those are some very
tall elves at the mall!
4. Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Aww!
Aww who?
Aww, You Shouldn't Have! No really!
5.Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Japans!
Japans who?
Japans what we are getting for Christmas!
6.Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Jerome!
Jerome who?
Does Santa Jerome around the north pole!
7.Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Peanut!
Peanut who?
No Peanut butter and jelly today!
8.Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
You see!
You see who?
You see that snowflake falling down!
9.Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken you open the door, You invited us!
10.Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Joanna!
Joanna who?
Joanna another knock knock joke!
11.Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Namath!
Namath who?
Namath your name first!
12.Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon another gift!
13.Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Juanita!
Juanita who?
Juanita another cookie!
14.Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Juicy!
Juicy who?
Juicy see what I see! A sled on the roof.
15.Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska Santa for a new bike!
16.Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for video game system!
17.Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Alex!
Alex who?
I'll Alex Santa the questions if you don’t mind!
18.Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Esther!
Esther who?
Esther you're the real Santa or not!
Bonus From: Book 4
104 New Year's Knock knock jokes
on Kindle Amazon:
By: Ryan O Williams
1. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Time.
Time who?
Time to get to Time Sqaure in New York?
2. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuse.
Lettuse who?
Lettuse enjoy the New year!
3. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuse.
Lettuse who?
Please Lettuse stay up late
4. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys
I'm Gladys year is over?
5. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Getting.
Getting who?
Getting ready for some fireworks?
6. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Balloon.
Balloon who?
Quick grab a Balloon! There getting away
7. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys
Gladys a New Year!Arer't you?
8. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive watching the News Years Day parade!
9. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ho ho ho.
Ho ho ho who?
Sorry Santa your late!
10. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jack frost.
Jack frost who?
Ah! you know! the guy who made all this snow?
11. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Five.
Five who?
Five, four, three, two, one Happy New Year!
12. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
General Lee.
General Lee who?
General Lee I don't stay up this late.
13. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Sid.
Sid who?
Sid down. It's time to watch the ball drop!
14. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all the fireworks!
15. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Can I have Anita 15 minutes.(To stay up late)
16. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike I have more time?(To stay up late)
17. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Clothes.
Clothes who?
Clothes the door behind you its cold outside.
18. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more fireworks?
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