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6th February 2015
DARGO BUSH BULLETIN
Published by the Dargo & District Community Group
And Dargo Neighbourhood House
ACN: A0027624A
ABN: 91925537278
Ph: 03 51401333
FEBRUARY
6th
11th
11th
12th
13th
15th
18th
PUB WHEEL
(Museum)
POOL n DARTS Pub
FREE Lunch 1.30pm
at the DBNC
PODIATRIST-DBNC
PUB WHEEL
(Bush Nurse Centre)
Planning Group
Meeting-Motel-3pm
CHEFS TOOLBOX
Lorraine Paul 11.30
FREE BREADMAKING W/SHP
Followed by general
meeting (see Landcare
ad on Pg 10)
AUSTRALIA DAY 2015
What a great day! Around seventy or more people came along
and joined in to celebrate this wonderful day. Brian Madigan
21st
addressed the community and after a short speech by Councillor
Malcolm Hole and his colleague- Youth Councillor Matthew
Vaux, Phil Davies and his partner Cathie Riley had the honour
of raising our flag this year. Both Phil and Cathie have been
longstanding members of Dargo’s community and have
contributed generously by serving terms on various committees
MARCH
over the years. Cathie’s eight years as Co-ordinator for the
Neighbourhood House is a credit to her.
6th-9th KYLIE’S MASSAGE Our national anthem was sung with pride, followed by a raffle
12th
ART LESSONS
where lots of Aussie mementos were given away, then a BBQ of
COMMENCE at Hall great Aussie tucker was served up for all to enjoy.
I would like to give thanks to the Wellington Shire Council for
granting some of the funds to enable us to hold this event once
CONTACT
Please forward your submissions or again. Special thanks also goes to Barney Websdale and John
queries to Kaz Kane at the
Kane for cooking the BBQ, to Cathie & Phil, and to my
Neighbourhood House, via the box committee and all who helped set up and clean up on the day.
at the Dargo General Store or post You can see more photos of the event inside this issue of the
direct to Dargo Bush Bulletin,
Bulletin.
c/o PO Dargo Vic 3862, or email
[email protected]
Thank you,
Kaz Kane Ph 5140 1333
Kaz Kane
NEXT BULLETIN - 20th February 2015
To Wayne & Sharon Peters
22nd February
FEBRUARY
NOTICE OF MEETING
For the COMMUNITY
PLANNING GROUP
SUNDAY Feb 15th at 3.00pm at
the MOTEL
Discussions will be focused mainly on
the upcoming Winter Festival. Other
items can also be introduced on the
day.
ALL WELCOME
Rosalie Campbell - 5140 1314
A good start to the year!
January’s official rainfall
recording in Dargo for the
BOM was 79 mls.
Kaz Kane
6th
7th
19th
12th
13th
16th
17th
20th
22nd
Jess Pogson
Margie Knott
Daniel Websdale
Rick Forbes
Narelle Radford
Vicki Jones
Jim Treasure
Jack Gibbs
Hayden Kane
Lomond Freeman
Scott Cutting
Ellen Dwyer
Sarah Stobo
Shane Paul
Thomas Winter
WANTING TO BUY
Second hand washing machine,
Preferably automatic.
CONTACT - Kaz Kane
51401333 or 51401292
REMINDER NOTICE TO ALL ADVERTISERS
The Dargo Bush Bulletin is distributed fortnightly.
Submissions MUST be handed in to the editor by NO LATER THAN 5.00pm ON
TUESDAY PRIOR TO DISTRIBUTION.
Office hours for 2015 at the Neighbourhood House will be Tuesday, Wednesday &
Thursday, 10.00am til 2.00pm except public Holidays. Times may vary depending on
other commitments or appointments as they arise but the days will generally always
be the same.
With these limited hours I am sure you can appreciate that I may not always have the
time to ring around and remind everyone that it’s newsletter week.
Kaz Kane
Dargo & District Community Group Inc
Operating as
DARGO NEIGHBOURHOOD
HOUSE
Lind Ave Dargo Vic 3862
Ph 51401333 Fax 51401361
(A0027624A) ABN 91 925 537 278
To all those people who put their names down as an
indication they were interested in
ART LESSONS - WHERE ARE YOU?
The funding was applied for, based on YOUR interest…...so
PLEASE call ASAP and let us know if you’re still interested.
We use it or we lose it!
LESSONS COMMENCE -Thursday 12th March at 9.45am until 4.00pm at the Hall.
Lunch break (BYO) will be from 12noon til 1.00pm
Once we have confirmed participants (for catering
purposes) lunch will be provided.
WHAT TO BRING A3 Folder with A3 & A4 pockets (folder needs to be able
to add pockets).
Note Book
Pencils—2H, HB, 2B, 4B
A full list of materials you need will be handed out on the
first day, along with a schedule of the 10 week course.
Due to the Wellington Shire providing us with a grant, we are able to offer this
course at a very heavily reduced fee of only $50 per person for the whole 10 weeks,
so please bring this with you on the first lesson so that your spot is secured.
Any questions, please contact Rosalie Campbell on 51401314 or Kaz Kane on 51401333
Kaz Kane
Co-ordinator
Dargo
Neighbourhood House
Chefs Toolbox party incl. cooking demo at
Lorraine Paul’s house Wednesday 18th Feb
11.30am. Call Lorraine & let her know if
you’re coming. 51401319
DARGO NEIGHBOURHOOD HOUSE IN CONJUNCTION WITH
and sponsored by
H & H CONTRACTING
(Steve & Helen Hall)
GUESS THIS DARGONIAN / OBJECT
CONDITIONS OF ENTRY:- All answers must reach Kaz by Tuesday prior to the Bulletin being
published, when incorrect answers will be discarded and correct answers will go into a draw. YOU HAVE TO
BE A SUBSCRIBER OF THE BULLETIN to enter. Only 1 guess per person, per BULLETIN, per fortnight.
NEW PUZZLE
to kick off the new
year!
(NO CORRECT ENTRIES RECEIVED AS YET)
?
WHO AM I?
I was 4 years old when this
photo was taken.
NEW CLUE
I live on a hill in Dargo.
If you would like to be part of this competition,
please send your photo with a brief list of clues
to Kaz Kane.
DARGO TIP TIMES
WEDNESDAYS 1pm to 3pm
SATURDAYS 1pm to 5pm
SUNDAYS 10am to 4pm
PUBLIC HOLIDAYS
10am to 3pm
DARGO BUSH NURSING CENTRE INC.
*WALKING GROUP Each Thurs.8.30am.
*’LATE (free) LUNCH’ Wed.11th Feb.@ 1.30pm–
with visiting physiotherapist, Patrick from Central Gippsland Health Service to
chat about how we can get sufficient good exercise and also how you can use
the gymnasium gear at the centre or specific help for your needs
(- group & individual attention)
Contact the centre if you would like an individual appointment.
* Massage Therapist here 6, 7, 8, 9th March.
*PODIATRIST 2015 Thurs. Feb. 12th at 1.15pm.
Out of Hours Nurse-on-call ph.1300606024
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Some of the Home & Community Care (HACC) Consumer Rights:
To respect for their individual human worth & dignity
To be treated with courtesy
To be assessed for access to services without discrimination
Tues.
9am-5.30pm
Wed.
1.30pm5.30pm
Thurs.
9am-5.30pm
Frid.
9am-5.30pm
Sat.
9am-3pm
4th
Mary
5th
Mary
6th
Warren
7th
Warren
Kim
11th
12th
Mary
Mary Podiatrist
Late Lunch Walking Group
13th
Sarah
14th
Mary
17th
Kim
18th
Mary
19th
Mary
Walking Group
20th
Sarah
21st
Mary
24th
Kim
25th
Mary
26th
Mary
Walking Group
27th
Mary
28th
Mary
Who’s 3rd
Kim
Working
When?
Feb. ‘15 10th
Kim
FROM THE
DARGO BUSH NURSING CENTRE
WILL BE PARTICIPATING IN THIS YEARS
“WORLDS GREATEST SHAVE”
TO RAISE MONEY FOR
THE LEUKAEMIA FOUNDATION.
PLEASE BE GENEROUS BY SPONSORING HER SHAVE FOR THIS GREAT
CAUSE.
SEE HER “BE BRAVE AND SHAVE” AT
AVON RIDGE WINERY
ON SUNDAY 15TH MARCH AT 4.OO PM
DONATIONS CAN BE LEFT AT
THE DARGO BUSH NURSING CENTRE
FOR MORE INFO CONTACT KIM: 51 455 278
OR AT THE DBNC ON TUESDAYS
RECEIPTS WILL BE GIVEN FOR ALL DONATIONS
Kim and her grand-daughter are both going to shave their
hair off! What a great thing they are doing.
Lets all get behind our Nurse Kim and donate to the cause.
Cathie Riley & Phil Davies had
the honour of raising our flag.
WHY THE JACKASS LAUGHS
The Boastful Crow and the Laughing Jack , Were telling tales of the outer back:
"I've just been travelling far and wide, At the back of Bourke and the Queensland side;
There isn't a bird in the bush can go As far as me," said the old black crow.
"There isn't a bird in the bush can fly A course as straight or a course as high.
Higher than human eyesight goes.
There's sometimes clouds -- but there's always crows, Drifting along for a scent of blood
Or a smell of smoke or a sign of flood.
For never a bird or a beast has been With a sight as strong or a scent as keen.
At fires and floods I'm the first about,
For then the lizards and mice run out: And I make my swoop -- and that's all they know -I'm a whale on mice," said the Boastful Crow.
The Bee-birds over the homestead flew And told each other the long day through
"The cold has come, we must take the track."
"Now, I'll make you a bet," said the Laughing Jack, "Of a hundred mice, that you dare not go
With the little Bee-birds, by Boastful Crow."
Said the Boastful Crow, "I could take my ease And fly with little green birds like these.
If they went flat out and they did their best I could have a smoke and could take a rest."
And he asked of the Bee-birds circling round:
"Now, where do you spike-tails think you're bound?"
"We leave tonight, and our present plan is to go straight on till we reach Japan.
"Every year, on the self-same day, We call our children and start away,
Twittering, travelling day and night,
Over the ocean we take our flight; And we rest a day on some lonely isles
Or we beg a ride for a hundred miles On a steamer's deck,* and away we go:
We hope you'll come with us, Mister Crow."
But the old black crow was extremely sad.
Said he: "I reckon you're raving mad To talk of travelling night and day,
And how in the world do you find your way?"
And the Bee-birds answered him, "If you please, That's one of our own great mysteries".
Now these things chanced in the long ago And explain the fact, which no doubt you know,
That every jackass high and low Will always laugh when he sees a crow.
Banjo Paterson
If you’ve a poem that you once knew
Send it in for all to view,
It may be something about your horse
Or cat, or dog, or pig of course,
Fact or fiction, funny or sad
Have a go, it’s not that bad!
Kaz Kane
Saturday 21 February 2015
Welcome event for all new members!
9.30am: Free Breadmaking Workshop with Culinaire Cooking School
Instruction in making wood-fired oven pizzas, sourdough and ciabatta breads
at Robyn and Roger’s place
917 Wonnangatta Road, Dargo, below Gibraltar Rock.
15 km from Dargo via Short Cut Road, 9.17km from start of Wonnangatta Road at Guys
Please confirm your Cooking Class booking with Robyn by 16 February
so ingredients and preparation can be made with the chef
Phone 9499 5426; email to [email protected]
mail to 314 Upper Heidelberg Rd Ivanhoe 3079
1.00pm Free Gourmet pizza lunch
After completion of the breadmaking class we will have a
General Landcare Meeting
Followed by an inspection of Black Snake Creek track, or a swim or fish in the
Wonnangatta River
DARGO HOTEL
NEXT HAPPY WHEEL
HAPPY HOUR
Happy Hour this year will be on every
THURSDAY night 5.30 to 6.30
Beers will be $3.50 each.
Fri 6th Feb 2015 - MUSEUM
Fri 13th Feb - BUSH NURSE CENTRE
U P C O M I N G
NEXT POOL n DARTS
Wed Feb 11th
E V E N T
Labour Day Weekend (Sat March 7th)
THREE BANDS WILL BE PLAYING
Programme starts around 3.30pm til midnight
BARNHURST -
(covering music by Paul Kelly, Johnny Cash, Beatles, U2,
Chris Isaak, The Pogues)
BACK IN THE DAZE
- (covering music by Creedence, Rolling Stones, Doors,
Chisel, Daddy Cool, Dire Straights, Angels)
INFIRMARY - (Mixed Blues and Rock with awesome saxophone player)
FREE CAMPING IN THE PADDOCK BEHIND THE PUB
Bookings and enquiries please contact Tom & Teen Howson on 51 401 231
See if you can get through this Maze
SUDOKU PUZZLE
(Solution Next Bulletin)
Solution to last Bulletin’s
Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders =
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE
UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under
it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to
me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said..
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to
see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of
money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all
that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and just how, may I ask, did a
bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'
FORGET THE SHRINKS.. HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
May your troubles be less, Your blessings be more, And nothing but
happiness come through your door!
Provided by Hermann Bila
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VALENTINES DAY JOKES
What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t get a date.
What is a ram’s favourite song on Feb 14th?
I only have eyes for ewe, dear.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand,
hand, hand, hand.
Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love,
and got married. The ceremony was
rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
“Doc, I can’t stop singing the green green
grass of home.” “That sounds like Tom
Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” “It’s
not unusual.”
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one
was drinking battery acid, the other was
eating fireworks. They charged one and
let the other one off.
What do you call a camel without a
hump?
HUMPHREY!
Saw Bench with PTO - $300
Seed & fertiliser spreader
with PTO - $150
Left - Small walnut and
chestnut grader with
sorting rack; Baby,
Standard, Large, Jumbo
and Mammoth:
Electric Motor - $250
Hydraulic tank/taps - $100
Local inspection and collection
Prices negotiable
Contact
Roger Sutherland on 9499 5426
A BIT OF LOCAL TRIVIA
Trish & Paul who run Aerobics Wear Australia
have had a number of teams competing
in the World Championships over the past
few years.
Worlds are very tough to compete in, so it is
a proud moment for us that this team
“The Black Cats” came 5th in the world
titles in Prague Czech Republic
in December 2014.
Paul & Trish Borondy
Room 11
Gift Shop
Dargo Motor
Inn
New stock arriving soon!
New Jewellery
New Handbags
Golliwogs
Scarves
Figurines
Candle Holders
And much more!
Opening Hours - any day, just ask
at Reception or phone 51401314
Fresh Fish & Seafood
Now available through the
Dargo General Store
Your orders MUST be in no later
than 5.00pm Monday for pickup at
the Store on Friday morning.
Price list & order forms
ready to collect at the
Store
Bill Campbell - Builder
Your Locally Licensed
Quality Builder
For all your Building and
Carpentry Needs.
New Homes, Renovations,
Extensions, Pergolas & Decks
Contact Bill on
(03) 5140 1314
Or Mobile 0425 715 771
$30 Daily Hire
Laundry Facilities
Now available at the Store
Any day between
8.30am & 4.00pm
To Dargo Residents only
Bookings taken through
Lesley Websdale
Phone 5140 1234
Dargo N/Hood House BBQ
Ph: 5140 1219
for more details
Kylie’s Remedial
Massage Therapy
Is now operating out of the Bush
Nursing Centre in Dargo.
Her next visit will be
March 6th - 9th 2015
Appointments can be made for 1 hr,
45 mins or 1/2 hr sessions.
Contact Kylie Ross on 0419 358 565
Trading Hours
Mon - Thurs
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
8:00—5:30
8:00—6:30
8:00—5:30
8:00—5:00
Ph: 5140 1219
EARLY OR LATER HOURS CAN BE
ARRANGED FOR GROUPS WITH
SPECIAL REQUIREMENTS OR IN AN
EMERGENCY.
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE
Need a document
witnessed?
Call SUE CAPON
ph: 5140 1339
your local
“Justice of the Peace”
REGISTRATION NO 10087
PLUMBER
& GASFITTER
COLIN CHATFIELD
Has now moved to Briagalong and
does not have any problems
travelling to Dargo.
Phone: 0419 876 714
H & H Contracting Pty. Ltd.
ABN 65 092 331 952
STEVEN HALL
FOR YOUR
TRANSPORT REQUIREMENTS
INCLUDING
- LIVESTOCK
- FERTILIZER
- HAY ETC.
PLEASE CONTACT...
M & D. Knott Dargo
MOBILE
0427 456 181
*Tip Truck & Backhoe
*Small Grader & Dozer Hire
*Quality Sands *Gravels *Soils *Cattle
Tracks *Driveways *House Sites
*Drainage
*Rubbish Removal *Foundations
228 Lind Avenue 3862
Telephone (03) 5140 1257
Mobile 0407 401 250
32 Princes Highway Stratford Vic.
PH/FAX 03 51 456 181
ELECTRICIAN
HANDYMAN
AVAILABLE FOR ALL YOUR
SLASHING AND ROTARY
HOEING NEEDS
THE VERY BEST
ELECTRICIAN
LIVING IN DARGO IS
AVAILABLE FOR
WORK. NO JOB TOO
BIG OR SMALL.
GOOD RATES
PLEASE CONTACT
HERMANN BILA
ON 5140 1228
0427 401 300
PHIL DAVIES
REG # 15157