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2.
COMMERCIAL - I
NARRATOR
Special television offer from Homeland Housewares. Stay
tuned to find out how you can get the original Magic Bullet
personal, versatile countertop Magician free! That’s right!
Get the complete 21-piece system free! Details just ahead.
What can you do in ten seconds? You can start chopping
onions for an omelet. Or you can chop onions, with eggs,
chop ham and peppers, even grate cheese - all at the same
time, for the fastest, easiest omelet ever!
In ten seconds you can open a can of instant soup. Or you
can make homemade soup from scratch, ready to heat and
serve!
In ten seconds you can begin grating cheese for a snack. Or
you can grate cheese, shred chicken, chop onions and peppers
to make a zesty filling that you can heat and serve for hot,
delicious Quesadillas the whole family will love! All three
ready to heat and serve - all in ten seconds or less, with
the original Magic Bullet; the personal versatile countertop
Magician that does any job in ten seconds or less!
Now you can do small, everyday jobs like chopping garlic or
onions without the sticky, smelly mess in just three
seconds! Grate cheese in just four seconds! Then screw on
the handy shaker top and sprinkle onto pasta or pizza. Or
turn ice, coffee, milk and chocolate syrup into a fancy
frozen coffee drink in just seven seconds!
The Magic Bullet is ideal for dips and party foods. Turn
tomatoes, onions and hot peppers into zesty Salsa ready to
eat in five seconds! Make Guacamole from scratch in just
three seconds! Plus you can even cook in the Magic Bullet.
Grate cheese and chop peppers all at once. Microwave then
pour on chips for spicy, 60-second Nachos. And watch this:
with these revolutionary Self-Blending Party mugs, making a
different frozen cocktail for everybody is easy! Made and
served right in the same mug!
Best of all, for a limited time you can get your very own
Magic Bullet system free! That’s right! Get the complete,
21-piece system absolutely free! Stay tuned for details.
Now, join Mick and Mimi to find out how you can do any job
in ten seconds or less with the Magic Bullet.
Magic Bullet Script
3.
INT.MICK AND MIMI’S KITCHEN - MORNING
Englishman MICK stands behind the kitchen counter while his
wife MIMI pours coffee for their guests TINA and IKE seated
on the other side.
MICK
(to Ike and Tina)
Hey! How are you feeling this morning?
Disheveled and hung over, BERMAN, a fat bald houseguest
staggers in.
MICK
Look who's come in?
MIMI
Good morning, Berman!
BERMAN
God, not so loud.
Mick hands Berman a glass.
MICK
Here. What about a bit of a hair of the dog that
bit you?
MIMI
Oh! He's just kidding, Berman. Go
ahead. Try it. It's a fruit smoothie.
FRED and WILMA, a middle-aged married couple enters.
FRED
Morning!
WILMA
That looks good. Can I have one of
those?
FRED
Yeah, me too. What kind do you have?
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4.
MICK
What kind would you like? He's got
strawberry and banana.
FRED
Got any berries?
MICK
Sure I've got berries. I've got some
raspberries. I've got some blueberries.
I’ve got some strawberries. Here you
go. Watch this. Little bit of juice.
Not finished yet. Pop in some ice. Pop
on the blade. Give it a quick spin. And
just watch. It takes about three, four,
five seconds and look at that. A
beautiful mixed berry smoothie in less
time than it takes you to say. Look at
that.
FRED
Thank you.
WILMA
What is that? A personal smoothie
maker?
MICK
Hey! It is if you want it to be.
IKE
Any chance of getting a real breakfast?
MIMI
How about an omelet? I'll just take a
couple of eggs. How many you want?
IKE
Two. I'll take two.
MIMI
Two is good. Okay. Now, what next, Ike?
IKE
Some ham.
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5.
MIMI
Great.
IKE
Tomato?
MIMI
Tomato. How about that?
IKE
Okay. So, onion.
MIMI
Onion.
IKE
Oh, and cheese.
MIMI
Everything then, right. You want
everything.
IKE
Okay. Yes, everything.
MIMI
I understand. Okay, I'll just pop this
on. Now, watch. I'm chopping the ham
and veggies, grating the cheese, and
whipping the eggs, all in three
seconds. The machine that just made
those smoothies for Berman and Fred
will make an omelet for you, Ike. Look
at that.
IKE
Oohh.
MICK
Now, while that's cooking, can I interest anybody
in any coffee?
TINA
Where's your coffee grinder? I'll help.
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6.
MICK
Oh, sit down and relax. We don't need a coffee
grinder because in less than 10 seconds, we're
gonna have fresh ground coffee. Ready? Now,
whether you like a regular grind or, let's say,
extra fine for espresso, in just seconds. You're
done. Now, look at that. In no time at all. Fresh
ground coffee. Smell good, yeah? Now I'm just
gonna get this coffee started.
MIMI
Here you go, Ike. A light, fluffy omelet, done
just the way you like it.
(oven bell dings)
Ah! There's my oven.
IKE
Wow, that was fast.
Behind Mick and Mimi, HAZEL shuffles in with a frumpy
housecoat and a cigarette dangling from her lips.
MIMI
And what would breakfast be like without your
favorite type of fresh baked muffins?
HAZEL
Did somebody say 'muffins?'
Hazel stands between Mick and Mimi.
MICK
Yes, we did, Hazel. And since I like banana and
walnut.
MIMI
And I like mine with fresh, ripe blueberries.
MICK
It takes no more time or trouble to make two or
three different kinds of muffins that it goes to
make one.
MIMI
So, now, everybody gets exactly what they want.
Hazel takes a seat with the others.
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7.
TINA
Hang on a second. You just blended a bunch of
smoothies, you whipped up an omelet, you ground
coffee and you mixed up two different types of
muffin batter in that thing. What the heck is it?
MIMI
It's the Magic Bullet.
MICK
The personal, versatile countertop magician.
WILMA
Countertop magician?
MIMI
That's right. Because it works like magic. All
you do is choose your blade.
MICK
It comes with two.
MIMI
Twist it on. Put the bullet in the power base and
press. As long as you’re holding it down, it
stays on. When you want it to stop, let go.
MICK
Or press and twist and it stays on for hands-free
operation. When you want to turn it off, simply
twist it back.
TINA
Wow. That's a lot easier to use than all the
appliance contraptions we got for wedding gifts.
MICK
That's right. And look at this. Unlike these
complicated machines, yeah, that are so big and
clumsy, they just end up living in the back of
the cupboard. Watch this. The Magic Bullet takes
up no more room on your countertop, look at that,
than a regular size coffee mug.
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8.
MIMI
So, you're going to leave it on your counter and
you're going to want it there because you're
going to use it every single day.
BERMAN
Come on, Mimi. Every single day?
MIMI
Several times a day because it'll do any job in
the kitchen in 10 seconds or less.
BERMAN
Yeah. 10 seconds or less.
MICK
But let me ask you. What is the worst job you
have to do in the kitchen?
MIMI
And almost every meal starts with it.
HAZEL
Chopping garlic! Stinky, nasty garlic!
MICK
Well Hazel, it’s not so nasty anymore. Watch.
Toss your garlic into the Bullet. It takes a
second to put together. All you do is give it,
one...two...three seconds.
MIMI
And in less time that it takes to get out a
cutting board and a knife, you've got freshly
chopped garlic. No mess, no stink. But you know
what, the worst job for me is chopping onions. I
don't know about you, guys, but it makes my hands
stink for days, my eyes tear. I just can't stand
it. But not anymore. With this, there's no time
to cry. Watch this. And in one, two, three
seconds, you've got perfectly chopped onion. Look
at that. And it goes straight from here into the
pan. Look at that.
Magic Bullet Script
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MICK
Oh, watch this. Cause this is what I do just
before the big game. Throw about five or six
cherry tomatoes in there. They're the ones that I
like cause they've got all the favor. Little bit
of garlic, little bit of jalapeño, throw in an
onion, little bit of cilantro, don't forget the
blade that takes a second to put on and watch
this. And in one, two, three seconds is all it
takes. And when you're ready, look at that.
MIMI
Delicious salsa, guys, ready to eat.
BERMAN
Let me see that.
MIMI
All right, Berman. Here you go.
MICK
It really is so easy to use, you're gonna use it
every single day.
MIMI
For every meal. How about a quick tasty lunch
from leftovers. I've got some grilled chicken
here, from last night's barbeque, and I'm going
to put in some apple, some raisins, a squeeze of
Mayo...
MICK
Ah, ah, ah. Just to spice up a bit. My favorite.
A little bit of curry powder.
MIMI
Curry powder for everything. Then I'm gonna twist
this on and watch. It chops the chicken, dices
the apple and mixes everything together all at
once in four, five, six seconds.
MICK
In less time than it takes to toast the bread.
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MIMI
You’ve got gourmet chicken salad. Freshly made
and ready to serve.
MICK
And that is a six-second lunch.
WILMA
If only dinner were that easy!
HAZEL
Huh! Yeah, dinner’s always a production!
MIMI
Okay, well try this: start with a couple of cloves of
garlic, add about two tablespoons of butter, some fresh
parmesan cheese and a splash of cream.
MICK
Now watch this: simply pop on the top, give it a quick
spin - and in one simple step we’ve ground the parmesan
cheese, chopped the garlic and mixed all the ingredients
together. And now we’re ready to cook!
MIMI
And here’s some Bullet fast magic that no other machine
will do. I am just going to twist on one of these vented
lids, and I am going to put it right into the microwave
to cook for about 30 seconds.
TINA
You’re gonna cook with it?
MIMI
Absolutely! So now the machine I just prepared my meal in
I am also going to cook in - without ever dirtying a
single pot or pan!
MICK
Now, while Mimi’s slaving over a hot microwave, I’m gonna
knock us up a quick pesto sauce. Are you ready? Big
chunk of parmesan cheese; in goes the garlic, in goes the
basil - look how easy this is! - handful of pine nuts,
just throw them in there. Finish off with a little bit of
olive oil. Watch how easy this is!
(MORE)
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MICK (CONTINUED)
Spin on the top, set the Bullet on the base. And now
we’re chopping the basil, crushing the pine nuts, mincing
the garlic and mixing all the ingredients together. And
as fast as you can say Bob’s your Uncle, Fanny’s your
Aunt, you’ve got a beautiful, homemade pesto sauce. Now
all you need to do is pour it over your favorite pasta!
Look at that! And you’ve got a beautiful, homemade pesto
pasta made from scratch in less than 10 seconds!
MIMI
And Pasta Alfredo! I’m just going to whip on the cross
blade and pop this on the power base to give it another
quick whip. And look at this you guys! This is amazing!
Look at that!
MICK
Now there you’ve got…
MIMI
Look at that!
MICK
Piping hot Fettuccine Alfredo and a delicious fresh-made
Pesto Pasta. Believe me, they are both as good as you
have ever tasted!
MIMI
It still needs a little fresh-grated parmesan cheese.
MICK
Now watch how fast it grates even hard cheeses - with no
trouble at all! Right in the Bullet Cup.
MIMI
Like that. It’s done. Seconds, right? Now I’m gonna put
on the shaker top - remember this? Just twist it on. Look
at that: fresh grated parmesan cheese for your Fettuccine
Alfredo. Isn’t that great?
TINA
Wait a minute! You made two completely different pasta
dishes in less than two minutes?
WILMA
It takes me longer than that to make a phone call to
order a pizza!
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MICK
Ah, and no great meal is complete without a bit of
dessert, right?
WILMA, HAZEL, FRED
Right!
MICK
Watch this: I’m just gonna mix a little bit of cream with
a couple of tablespoons-full of chocolate syrup. Watch
this. Now I’m gonna screw on the flat blade. That’s the
whipping blade - remember that Berman, right. Watch
this: give it a quick spin. And if you’ve got six
seconds then you’ve got plenty of time to whip up a
delicious dessert! Hear that? That’s it. You’re done. And
now, look at that: you’ve got a delicious, fluffy
chocolate mousse. It tastes delicious! And you just saw
it made in front of your eyes in just six seconds!
MIMI
(patting Mick's belly)
But if you prefer something a little bit healthier, you
know?
MICK
Hey!
MIMI
You can try putting in your favorite frozen fruit. I like
mangoes and raspberries - those are my favorite. And just
add a splash of orange juice - or for you party animals,
your favorite liqueur…
MICK
(points at Berman)
Like you!
MIMI
Twist on the blade and lock it on the power base. Now
it’s easy to satisfy that sweet tooth - without the
guilt! Because in just about eight seconds you’ve got
fancy, fat-free fruit sorbet with no added sugar! Look at
this you guys!
Magic Bullet Script
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MICK
Finish it off with a little sprig of mint - and look at
that for a dessert!
BERMAN
So nice!
MICK
Just think, in a matter of minutes we made breakfast, two
different kinds of muffins, a six-second lunch, snacks,
two completely different pasta dishes, and two completely
different desserts - all in like, what, the last ten
minutes or so?
MIMI
And all without dirtying a single pot or pan!
WILMA
It’s really gonna save me a ton of time and trouble in
the kitchen!
MIMI
It really will! But believe it or not, that is not why
Mick and I bought the Magic Bullet. We bought it because
it is the…
MICK
The ultimate party machine! Are you ready? Watch this!
Mick and Mimi’s famous fifteen-minute party! Now I’m just
gonna throw some cheese in there, a little jalapeño. It
takes one second to put together - and it takes two
seconds to make. One, two! What about that? Now I’m ready
to put this in the microwave and I’m gonna get this party
rolling!
MIMI
And while he’s doing that I’m gonna add a little bit of
that cheese, some chicken, a jalapeño; I’m gonna pop on
the top - and watch this: in one, two, three seconds
I’ve chopped the chicken and grated the cheese - and now
I’m gonna spread it between a couple of flour tortillas.
Now I’m gonna pop it in the microwave for just about, I
don’t know, sixty seconds - here you go Mick, you’re
done!
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MICK
Outstanding! Pour that over some chips - and er… Nachos
anybody?
FRED
Oh yeah, Nachos - those are my favorites!
MICK
Look at that!
MIMI
Or how about a fresh, hot chicken quesadilla?
IKE
That’s incredible!
MICK
Hey, you know what else a party needs? Dips! Now, watch
this: there I’ve got some avocado. In goes a couple of
cherry tomatoes, a little bit of selantro and a little
bit of jalapeño in there. We are also gonna pop in a
little bit of garlic. Watch this: pop on the cross blade.
In one, two, three seconds - are you ready? Instant
guacamole! It’s fresh. It’s delicious. Watch this: it
tastes great! And look at that! And I didn’t even use a
knife. Look at that!
MIMI
But the Bullet fast magic that we like best…
MIMI & MICK
Frozen drinks!
The guests cheer and applaud.
MICK
Now, watch this: now what we’re gonna do
put some strawberries in there - are you
carefully, yeah? Into that I’m gonna pop
it off with some Margarita mix. How cool
you noticed that all the ingredients are
straight into the mug. How cool is that?
goes the blade.
(MORE)
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15.
MICK (CONTINUED)
Give it a spin. And watch this: I just lock in onto the
On position - and in just seconds the Magic Bullet
crushes a whole mug-full of ice into a smooth, frosty,
frozen beverage! So now you’ve got a fresh, delicious,
virgin strawberry Margarita - look at that! - ready to
drink right in its own frosty mug!
MIMI
So everybody gets exactly the drink they want, made just
the way they like it! And now you can just twist on one
of these colored comfort lips to cover up the threads
here.
MICK
And they all come in a different color - so everybody
knows exactly which drink is theirs!
MIMI
All right you guys, come on! Let’s go! Let’s get this
party going!
The guests all get up from their chairs.
COMMERCIAL - II
NARRATOR
What can you do in ten seconds? You can start chopping
onions for an omelet. Or you can chop onions, with eggs,
chop ham and peppers, even grate cheese - all at the same
time, for the fastest, easiest omelet ever!
In ten seconds you can open a can of instant soup. Or you
can make homemade soup from scratch, ready to heat and
serve!
In ten seconds you can begin grating cheese for a snack. Or
you can grate cheese, shred chicken, chop onions and peppers
to make a zesty filling that you can heat and serve for hot,
delicious quesadillas the whole family will love! All three
ready to heat and serve - all in ten seconds or less, with
the original Magic Bullet; the personal versatile countertop
magician that does any job in ten seconds or less!
(MORE)
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NARRATOR (CONTINUED)
Now you can do small, everyday jobs like chopping garlic or
onions without the sticky, smelly mess in just three
seconds!
Or grind whole coffee beans, coarse or fine, in just four
seconds for fresh ground coffee every morning. Or even take
that fresh-brewed coffee, add ice, milk and chocolate syrup,
and blend up a fancy frozen coffee drink in just seven
seconds.
The Magic Bullet does any job in ten seconds or less, yet it
takes up no more space on your counter than a coffee mug.
And nothing could be easier. Just watch: Simply load your
ingredients like tomatoes, onions, garlic, and hot peppers
into the Bullet cup, twist on one of the specially designed
Bullet blades, pop it onto the ingenious high-torque power
base, then simply press. And in less than five seconds, you
got just the right amount of zesty salsa, garden fresh and
ready to eat.
The complete 17-piece Magic Bullet system includes two
heavy-duty Bullet cups: the regular size is perfect for dips
and party foods, like turning canned beans, onions, and
garlic into delicious homemade fat-free bean dip, or turn
fresh avocados, tomatoes, and onions into zesty guacamole in
just three seconds. It's also ideal for turning leftovers
like last night's chicken and vegetables into taste-tempting
chicken salad for a six second homemade lunch.
The large Bullet cup is even more versatile. Just toss in
fresh fruit, ice, a splash of juice and the Magic Bullet
becomes a personal smoothie machine, pulverizing the ice and
giving you a delicious nutritious smoothie in just eight
seconds. Or add a scoop of protein powder for the most
delicious meal replacement fat loss drink you've ever
tasted.
Plus each container is microwave safe, so you can actually
cook in your Magic Bullet. Just watch this: grate cheese and
chop hot peppers all at once, then just pop it in the
microwave and pour over chips for 60 second nachos. Or make
complete meals in seconds. Simply add garlic, parmesan
cheese, butter, and cream, blend for 7 seconds, pop into the
microwave, and just like that you've got a hot and tasty
homemade Alfredo sauce.
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NARRATOR (CONTINUED)
You also get two different multi-purpose blades. The flat
blade whips to turn fresh cream into mountains of thick
delicious dessert topping. It also grinds rock-hard spices
like stick cinnamon or fresh nutmeg powder-fine just like
that.
You also get the versatile cross blade, which chops, blends,
mixes batters for breads, and even grates cheeses, hard or
soft. Then twist on one of the two specially-designed shaker
tops and take it straight to the table for fresh-grated
cheese on pizza or pasta. Next, replace the shaker top with
one of the airtight resealable lids to keep leftovers fresh
for days.
And because all the blades, Bullet cups, and lids are
dishwasher safe, the Magic Bullet cleans up in less than 10
seconds too.
You also get the Original Magic Bullet 10 Second Recipes
cookbook, including every one of the dozens and dozens of 10
second recipes featured on this show.
And only the Original Magic Bullet comes with this set of
self-blending party mugs, turning the Magic Bullet into the
ultimate party machine. Now making a different frozen
cocktail for everybody is easy, so everyone gets their
favorite, made and served right in the same mug. And with
these multi-colored comfort rings that cover the threads,
everyone knows which party mug is theirs.
You could spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars on a
counter full of kitchen appliances that still won't do
everything the Magic Bullet can. But right now during this
special introductory offer, you can get the entire 17-piece
Original Magic Bullet system, including party mugs, for just
$99.99 or just 3 easy payments of $33.33. But don't call
yet, because you must watch this: Everyone who orders from
this program will get this amazing bonus which turns your
Magic Bullet into the Bullet Blender with the same power and
capacity and this big $100 blender.
But that's not all: Call now and you'll also receive as a
second amazing bonus the Extractor Kit, which turns the
Magic Bullet into the Bullet juicer that works just as
easily as this $200 juicer.
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NARRATOR (CONTINUED)
Just drop raw carrots into the top and in seconds the Bullet
juicer turns them into fresh carrot juice just like that.
It's so easy you can make a healthy fruit and vegetable
juice cocktail loaded with vitamins and minerals the whole
family will love. Best of all you can put the entire Magic
Bullet juice in the dishwasher, so clean up is a breeze,
something you could never do with this big $200 juicer.
And you get them both free! That's right. It's like getting
this $100 blender and this $200 juicer plus the complete
Magic Bullet system - a nearly $400 value - all for only
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But hold everything: Call in the next 18 minutes and get a
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Call or log on now to get the 17 piece Magic Bullet system,
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Best of all you can try the Magic Bullet risk-free for one
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Remember, this offer is only available on TV, so call or log
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INT. MICK AND MIMI’S KITCHEN - MORNING
The guest are in back their chairs.
WILMA
I’ve gotta tell you Mimi, I can see myself using the
Magic Bullet every day!
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MIMI
It really is a time saver. But we’re just getting
started! See this?
MICK
This turns the Magic Bullet into the family-sized Bullet
Blender.
MIMI
So let’s say you want to make a milkshake. Try this:
start with a handful of hard peppermint candy (my secret
ingredient!), add in a chocolate bar and a squeeze of
chocolate syrup…
MICK
Ah! Ah! Ah! Don’t forget the ice cream! Look at that plenty of ice cream!
MIMI
Add a splash of milk - or more! Slip on the top. And now
you’ve got a full-sized Bullet Blender that does
everything you’d expect a big expensive appliance to do.
And look: you’ve got an entire blender-full of chocolate,
chocolate chip peppermint milkshake! My favorite! Would
you guys taste this!
MICK
Look at that! Enough for the entire family! But you’ve
gotta see this, because this is what makes the Magic
Bullet truly the most versatile kitchen appliance on the
market today.
MIMI
With the addition of this ingenious extractor insert the
Magic Bullet - that just became the Bullet Blender - is
now the Bullet Juicer! You know how we’re all supposed to
get five to seven servings of fruits and vegetables a
day, right?
BERMAN
(cynically)
But nobody eats like that. Nobody.
WILMA
Especially the kids - they won’t go near a vegetable!
Magic Bullet Script
20.
MICK
Ah well we may have a solution to that problem Wilma.
Watch this: just pop a few pieces of watermelon in there.
To that I am going to add a couple of pieces of pineapple
- rind and all, that just goes right in there.
MIMI
Now I’m gonna add a handful of spinach!
MICK
To that we’re gonna pop in a couple of pieces of
beetroot. And to that we’re gonna add a couple of florets
of broccoli.
BERMAN
Yuck - I hate broccoli!
Tina looks on sympathetically.
MIMI
In just seconds you have a delicious juice drink filled
with the vitamins and minerals of all the vegetables and
fruits that just went into it!
MICK
And you tell me, Berman, can you taste any broccoli in
that?
BERMAN
Hey that tastes great! Not like vegetables at all!
MICK
That’s because the taste of the fruit overpowers the
taste of the vegetables. You get all the vegetable
goodness - but you don’t get that yucky vegetable taste!
MIMI
And the kids’ll never know.
TINA
You know, I can really see myself using this thing every
day of the week!
WILMA
Absolutely.
Magic Bullet Script
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COMMERCIAL - III
NARRATOR
Introducing the original Magic Bullet: the
personal, versatile countertop magician that does
any job in 10 seconds or less. Turn ice, fresh
fruit, and a splash of juice into a delicious,
nutritious fresh fruit smoothie or protein drink
in just 8 seconds. Grind whole coffee beans
coarse or fine for fresh ground coffee in just 4
seconds. Chop garlic or onions without the stinky
smelly mess in just 3 seconds. Or turn tomatoes,
onions, garlic, and hot peppers into zesty salsa,
garden fresh and ready to eat in less than 5
seconds. With the Magic Bullet, frozen berries
and orange juice becomes a luscious fat free
sorbet in just 8 seconds.
Plus you can even cook in your Magic Bullet.
First, grate cheese and chop peppers all at once.
Microwave. Then pour over chips for spicy 60
seconds Nachos. Or combine fresh tomatoes,
onions, peppers, garlic, and herbs. Puree the
tomato and chop the veggies and herbs all at
once. Cook in the microwave and serve up a hearty
Marinara sauce ready to eat.
And only the Magic Bullet comes with these self
blending party mugs, turning your Magic Bullet
into the ultimate party machine. Now making a
different frozen cocktail for everybody is easy.
So everyone gets their favorite made and serve
right in the same mug.
You can spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars on
a counter full of kitchen appliances that still
won't do everything the Magic Bullet can. But
right now, during this special introductory
offer, you can get the complete 17 piece original
Magic Bullet system for only $99.99 or just 3
easy payments of only $33.33.
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Plus everyone who orders from this program will
get this amazing bonus, which turns your Magic
Bullet into the bullet blender with the same
power and capacity as this big $100 blender.
But that's not all! Call now and you'll also
receive as a second amazing bonus: the extractor
kit which turns your Magic Bullet into the Bullet
Juicer that turns fresh fruit and vegetables into
delicious nutritious juice, just as easily as
this $200 juicer. But it goes right into the
dishwasher, so clean up is a breeze. Something
you can never do with this big $200 juicer and
you get them both free!
That's right. It's like getting this $100 blender
and this $200 juicer plus the complete Magic
Bullet system a nearly $400 value all for only
$99.99 or just 3 easy payment of just $33.33. But
hold everything! Call the next 12 minutes and get
a 2nd Magic Bullet free. That's right. Get
another system complete with bonuses, absolutely
free. All you pay is Shipping and Handling: makes
the perfect gift for friends and family or for
dorm rooms, boats and campers. This offer is only
available on TV, so remember to call the next 12
minutes and get your 2nd Magic Bullet free. Call
or log on now to get the 17 piece Magic Bullet
system plus the Bullet blender and the Bullet
Juicer extractor kit all for only $99.99 or just
3 easy payments of only $33.33 plus shipping and
handling. Plus remember to call in the next 12
minutes to get a 2nd complete Magic Bullet system
absolutely free. All you pay is shipping and
handling. Best of all, you can try the Magic
Bullet risk free for one full month. If it
doesn't do any job in 10 seconds or less, simply
return it for a full refund of the purchase
price. Remember this offer is only available on
TV. So call or log on now and get a 2nd Magic
Bullet FREE!
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