Dub City Derby Girls for beginners Q Q What’s all this meat talk? New Meat, Fresh Meat, Grade-A Meat... “Meat” is just the way we categorize levels of accomplishment. A When you’re new to derby, you are considered “New Meat”. Once you learn to skate, have some of the basic skills down, and show dedication to the team, a coach gives you a Fresh Meat packet and Shazam! You are now Fresh Meat and a rostered member of our team! Sure, it sounds great and you’ll probably want to get your packet as soon as possible. Be patient. Some of the veterans you see skating now were new meat for several months before getting their first packet. You need to trust the coaches and their assessment of you. Just because you think you can skate doesn’t mean you are ready to practice the advanced skills required to participate in regular practice and work on your packet. Safety comes first! We want to be sure you aren’t going to endanger yourself or those skating around you before we advance you to the next level. Don’t worry, you’ll still have fun :-) Everyone advances at their own pace – don’t worry if someone who started with you becomes Fresh Meat before you. What happens once you finish your Fresh Meat packet? You get another packet. (Hey, we can’t make it that easy, right?) And, you are allowed to scrimmage with the team during practices. Q Are all of you related in some way? I heard talk about wives, daughters, and mother. A derby wife is kind of like your best friend on the team. This sounds like a lot of work. Is it worth it? Ask a Veteran Skater A You look out for each other. If one of you has been missing for a while, a teammate may ask your derby wife about you and it is expected that you keep in contact with her and know what’s up. She should know your emergency contact and where you live in case something happens. It’s probably a good idea to wait on picking your derby wife until you both have been skating together for a while and have similar derby aspirations. After all, it’s a marriage! Don’t let your nonskating significant others worry though, it’s only legal under the eyes of the derby gods. Boyfriends and girlfriends of derby players are often fondly referred to as derby widows… You usually get a derby mom while you are Fresh Meat. A derby mom is there to show you the ropes and help you out in the early stages of learning the sport. Sometimes it takes a while to find the right match for your derby family, so don’t rush it. And none of this is required! If you want a derby mom, let someone know; if you don’t want one, that’s okay too. Same goes for derby wives. A You will probably get an answer like: “I can’t imagine my life without derby. It’s fun, it’s tough, and it’s a big part of my life. My team is my family, my friends, and my support system. I love this sport and these girls.” Q I need to try this out. What do I do next? Come to Practice Join us the first Wednesday of the month. We practice at SkateZone, Monday and Wednesday from 8-10 pm and Sunday 10 am-12pm. Dues are $40 per month. A derby myths & facts Myth Derby is where you skate around and elbow and trip other skaters. Fact Tripping and throwing elbows are not allowed! We play by WFTDA (Women’s Flat Track Derby Association) rules. You can read them at www.wftda.com. Don’t worry if the rules seem confusing at first, we’ll teach you rules throughout practices and scrimmages. Myth Gearing Up: You can borrow gear from the team’s gear bins for the first few practices, but you should get your own as soon as you can. Research before buying anything. Ask several skaters what they recommend and try on options before you buy. Buy a mouth guard (you can get a cheap one, but most of us like SISU brand because they’re low-profile - you can drink/talk with them in.) Derby is for punk rocker-type chicks who want to prance around in fishnets. photo by Ken LeBleu Roller derby is for women (and men) of all ages, backgrounds, and body types. Some of us wear skirts and fishnets because we want to, but you should wear whatever you feel safe and comfortable skating in. There really is no one type of roller derby girl. Fact Myth Dub City Derby Girls Roller derby is dangerous! You’ll get beat up Maybe this one isn’t 100% myth. Roller derby is a fast-paced, fullcontact sport. You’ll get bruised and sore, but hopefully not broken (although injuries do occur). Our first priority when you join our team is to teach you how to properly fall, stop, and avoid hurting yourself and others! Of course, accidents happen, so you are required to have WFTDA insurance to be a part of full-contact activities. You should also have personal health insurance. The more you practice and the more stable you are on your skates, the less likely you are to be injured. Fact photo by Ken LeBleu Skates: Keep in mind some brands only offer men’s sizes so if you’re a size 8, you may be a size 6 skate. These should fit snuggly. Skates are the last thing you put on and the first to come off! Knee pads: Spend a little more and protect your knees – you’ll need them for the rest of your life! At Practice: Push yourself, but don’t go crazy. If there’s something you don’t feel comfortable with, step aside and take a break or ask for help. You aren’t expected to do everything right away. Try your best and be pro-active in learning new skills. Welcome to roller derby We promise we won’t bite but we do hit. Hard. Derby is not a super popular sport yet, so there are a lot of misconceptions about what roller derby is, and what it is not. Remember the film Whip-it? While we thank Hollywood for bringing derby back into the mainstream… the movie probably left you with some questions concerning the real sport of roller derby. Here’s a handy little pamphlet to get you started. Of course, don’t by shy! Questions? Ask a coach, board memeber, or veteran. We’re here to help you!
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