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Attendees
Cell Number
Robert Boswell
Room 1
Name
Roommates
(321) 278-1369
Chris Smith***
(863) 581-4999
Collen Cunningham
(813) 716-6930
Dave Muse
(407) 448-7361
Chris Smith***
Joe Parra
(407) 758-5679
Scot Lynch
Joel Quidort
(407) 484-0304
John Fisher
(407) 694-4277
Kenny Pohlman
(716) 472-1757
Kevin Arnold
(321) 662-1943
Noel Rodriguez
(386) 748-6946
Richard McRae
(321) 217-2308
Robert Boswell
(321) 536-5086
Ron Humphrey
(478) 451-9454
Scot Lynch
(321) 514-6448
Scott Hathaway
(407) 421-7431
Tim Millard
(407) 928-2614
Room 2
Chris Bishop
Joel Quidort
Chris Bishop
John Fisher
Richard McRae
Ron Humphrey
Kenny Pohlman
Room 4 Room 3
Dave Muse
Kevin Arnold
Collen Cunningham
Scott Hathaway
Tim Millard
Noel Rodriguez
Joe Parra
On the couch
*** = FNG
Golfapalooza Itinerary
Drive Time
10:30 AM
Friday
Halifax Plantation - White Tees (6149)
3400 Clubhouse Drive
Ormond Beach, FL
386-676-9600
5:00 PM
Columbia Restaurant
98 St. George Street
St. Augustine, FL
904-824-3341
45 mins
7:00 PM
The Grande Villas At World Golf Village
100 Front Nine Drive
St. Augustine, FL
904-940-2000
25 mins
9:30 PM
Poker
904-287-7529
18 mins
9:33 AM
Saturday
Golf Club At South Hampton - Blue Tees (6005)
315 South Hampton Club Way
St. Augustine, FL
6:00 PM
CaddyShacks
9:00 PM
Poker
8:50 AM
3:00 PM
Sunday
St Johns Golf and Country Club - White Tees (6384)
205 Saint Johns Golf Drive
St. Augustine, FL
Awards
Golfpactravel myAccountTrip
Walk
904-940-3200
14 mins
Friday Round Pairings
Day
Friday
Tee Times Halifax Plantation - White Tees (6149)
10:30AM
Noel Rodriguez - Scorekeeper Electronic
Scott Hathaway
Collen Cunningham
Ron Humphrey - Scorekeeper Paper
10:37AM
Kenny Pohlman - Scorekeeper Paper
Joe Parra - Scorekeeper Electronic
Scot Lynch
Richard McRae
10:44AM
Tim Millard - Scorekeeper Paper
Chris Smith
Kevin Arnold - Scorekeeper Electronic
Robert Boswell
10:51AM
John Fisher - Scorekeeper Paper
Chris Bishop
Joel Quidort
Dave Muse - Scorekeeper Electronic
Score
Saturday Round Pairings
Day
Saturday
Tee Times SouthHampton - Blue Tees (6005)
9:33 AM
1 - Scorekeeper
2
3
4
9:40 AM
5 - Scorekeeper
6
7
8
9:47 AM
9 - Scorekeeper
10
11
12
9:54 AM
13 - Scorekeeper
14
15
16
Score
Total
Final Round Pairings
Day
Sunday
Tee Times St Johns - White Tees (6384)
8:50 AM
16th Place - Scorekeeper
8:57 AM
12th Place - Scorekeeper
9:04 AM
8th Place - Scorekeeper
9:11 AM
4th Place - Scorekeeper
Score
Total
Golfapalooza Tournament Rules
The rules are very simple. We will use your handicap that has been tracked by Scot Lynch,
and will apply that handicap to your score after every round. Your score from that round will
also be used to calculate your handicap for the next day.
Before Friday golf begins, everyone gives the bank (Joe) $20 for the kitty. That will make the
kitty $320 for prize money. Saturday's round pairing will be based on a random number pull
on Friday night. Sunday's round matchups will be paired exactly the way the PGA does
pairings for the Saturday and Sunday rounds, the leaders tee off last. Friday's, Saturday's and
Sunday's rounds scores will be added together and the results will dictate who will be the
Golfapalooza champion. There will be a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place overall winners, which
includes combined scores from Friday, Saturday and Sunday's rounds. First place will
receive $180 and the Golfapalooza Champion trophy for a year. Second place will receive
$100 and a plaque in the ladies room. Third place will receive $40. If we have a tie, then there
will be a chip-off at the putting green, the first one to putt in with the least amount of strokes
wins. The position of the ball off the putting green will be decided by me, and I will keep
positioning the ball off the green until we have a winner. If for some reason we get rained out,
then the person who is in the lead at the time will be named the Golfapalooza champion.
The maximum score you can get per hole is double par(2 times par). Pick up your ball if you
know you will score double par or over.
No Gimme's, you must putt out.
OUT OF BOUNDS and LOST BALL (or better known as the Boz/Lowry rule)– take a drop in
line with the balls flight, no closer to the pin, and count the stroke and replay the shot, adding
a penalty stroke.
If you Do Not play all 3 rounds, you cannot be named Golfapalooza Champion. You still must
The FNG Manifesto
1.
Never refer to your fellow golfers as Golfapaloozers.
2.
Make frequent rounds to ensure that all fellow golfers are well "hydrated".
3.
Make frequent rounds to ensure that all fellow golfers are well "hydrated".
4.
Does it need to be repeated a third time?
5.
Make yourself very available to perform menial tasks. You might want to bring some rubber gloves.
6. You should plan and execute at least one epic practical joke. "The African American Wife",
"Where's Jim?", "Golf Cart Bathroom Blocker", and "How'd my horseshoe wind up over there?" have all
been done. Do not attempt to repeat them.
7.
Laugh like hell at all of the previously executed practical jokes...even if they suck.
8. "Lights out" occurs when the last upright golfer says it does. Do yourself a favor and be the one to
turn out the lights.
9. When voting takes place to choose a restaurant, an evening activity, or anything else, always vote
with the majority. If your vote will tip the balance, one way or another, feign diarrhea and run for the
bathroom.
10. Having fun is important so relax and enjoy yourself.
11. Making sure that everyone else is having fun is a matter of survival so get off your ass and make a
round 'cause someone is always empty.
12. Participate in all events held by the group. It doesn't matter if it involves honey and sandpaper. You
will learn to love it.
13. Washing your fellow golfer's clubs after each round is optional but recommended. Washing your
fellow golfer's balls is completely up to your fellow golfer. Be sure to ask first.
14. You won't win so you might as well get drunk.
15. If you do think you are going to win anything (golf, poker, horseshoes, chugging contest, quarters,
etc.) take a dive. Being the loser will pay years worth of dividends. Nobody likes a winner.
16. For your sake and ours, no whining. Next year will be awesome.
17. Guinea Pig Rule - Eat Boz’s breakfast at least 2 hours before anyone else to see what ill effects it
might have on the group.
Name
Joe Parra
Joel Quidort
Scott Hathaway
Kevin Arnold
Noel Rodriguez
Collen Cunningham
Ron Humphrey
Tim Millard
Richard McRae
Chris Bishop
Scot Lynch
Robert Boswell
John Fisher
Dave Muse
Kenny Pohlman
Chris Smith
Handicap
45
40
37
32
31
30
30
27
26
25
24
23
16
15
13
Not Est
High Bid
$ 13.00
$ 12.00
$
8.50
$ 25.00
$ 12.00
$ 16.50
$
6.00
$ 15.15
$ 25.00
$ 17.50
$ 21.00
$ 30.00
$
8.00
$ 19.00
$ 25.00
TOTAL $
Money Owed
Name
Dave
Boz
Scott
Joel
Kevin
Richard
Chris
Ron
Noel
Kenny
$
$
$
$
$
$
$
$
$
$
$
Amount
54.50
12.00
37.00
16.50
36.00
15.15
25.00
17.50
21.00
19.00
253.65
253.65
Winner
Dave
Boz
Dave
Scott
Scott
Joel
Kevin
Richard
Chris
Ron
Noel
Kevin
Dave
Kenny
Dave