HAMERSLEY
10
HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Envied, Emulated, but Never Equalled
NEXT RUN: 1901 on Mon 13APR2015 @ 6.30PM
HARE: SQUIRT
CO-HARE: BARON
THEME: TONK’N & SWAN’N ON 1900 + 1ST RUN
LOCATION: CLAUGHTON RESERVE, BAYSWATER. Exit Tonkin Hwy @
Guildford Rd head east, 1st Right into Katanning Rd all the way to river
end large carpark, LFF/Bus
UBD Map: 270 J-1
Food: Yes
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For Hyperlinks to 1901 Runsite go: www.hamersleyhash.com.au
HareLine
Run # Run Date
Run
Day
Hare
Co-Hare
Run Location
Food
R
Yes
West off freeway a
Turn
$10
Exit Freeway on V
left on Britannia R
x4 Perth
Clubs
185
F11
268
A1
TBA
TBA
TBA
TBA
TBA
Yes
Yes
TBA
TBA
tba
tba
Yes
tba
tba
tba
Yes
tba
Donka
1903 2015/04/28 Tue Joint Run
Just Do It - You
Need to Run
UBD
Pinnaroo Point Car park
(on the beach)
Britannia Road Reserve,
ANZAC Day Run
Leederville
1902 2015/04/20 Mon Kazi
1904 2015/05/04 Mon Sgt Bilko
1905 2015/05/11 Mon C-Man
Theme/Special
Run
1906 2015/05/18 Mon Mac-T-Mouth Sir Kumsize
1907 2015/05/25 Mon Arseholio
tba
TBA
th
Note: Hares required from Mon 29 June on. Please advise JMs Concord/SirKumsize
Run Report 1900: No More Explanation Needed!
Preamble: Turned up early to give a hand......just the GM his ‘squeeze’ and a couple of Labradors in
attendance (Labradors or Golden Retrievers, or are they both the same?...I was never ‘into’ pets)...no
that is NOT what I meant, wash your mind out with soap! GeeGee & dogs depart in a dimpled SUV and
the GM and I hang around waiting for the bus, lads & visitors. Visitors start arriving, and a few of the lads,
then the bus and more Hashers....wait, no Acting Hash Cash to take the fees...wasn’t told to arrive
early... we used to have a couple of small copper coins called the common cents, hard to find these
days....(is that too subtle for the lads I think????)  Start unpacking the bus, the Haberdash trailer turns
up, Pumpkin is hard at it with a flashing kitchen knife & steaming pots (that’s ‘steaming pots’ not
‘smoking pot’ although I can understand the confusion). Visitors from West Coast, Bullsbrook & Harriettes
in multiple numbers. As the cloud cover starts to darken Popeye sends the pack on its way on what is
promised to be a short trail.
The Run #1900 Wasn’t on it but, as promised, it was fairly short, a few sweaty members return to the bus
with the odd complaint regarding the lack of a drink stop. Walkers wander in, and the heavens open and
the rain starts to fall......... Two tables of nibblies are getting wet, soggy biscuits, potato chips washed
clean of salt, small pieces of wet pet roll glistening in the lamp light. The lads grab the tables and head
around the corner to the relative haven of the veranda on the other side of the building...dry but no
light...well you cant have everything! Popeye gives the ‘five minute warning’ and the JM’s set up the
table and get the down-downs ready Jeez its a long five minutes in the cold and the wet. Still
waiting.....then...
Visitors/Returniks: Popeye takes the crate and calls the circle to order. Run number....duh! Visiting
GMs only for a drink, 3 real ones ... not, ‘Well I’m close enough ‘cause they aint here’GM’s, but MrWong
still creeps in for a free drink.
General Business: MtM on the ice and ends up on the floor, sent home with a bumcrack filled with sand.
MrWong advised SoP have a mens only Anzac Day Run on the 23rd April at Booragoon Tyres (wow,
thats near my place!) 6:15, I think $15 was mentioned but I might be wrong (that’s ‘wrong’ not ‘Wong’!)
Mulloway advertised 4th Cambodian Nash Hash pre-lube 4th May, all welcome
28th April Awesome Fouresome Run FishHead recons bring $10 for the food.
Bullsbrook 2000th in October....
Barralina told tales of his voluntary work in the burns unit making ears that smell.......of fish.
Charges: The wet weather seems to have put most people off. Screwy charged DickVan for having a
folded umbrella and questioned the origin of the ‘Dick’ bit……
C-Man tried to heap sh*t on Wimpy & Mase for falling over while on holiday,,,neither have a drinking
problem, they drink, they fall over, no problem!
Kazi apparently likes to watch…and take photos,,,maybe he is short of funds in his Super Account!
Apparently C-Man had Hamersley lads stacked one on top of the other..steady on lads, we are close but
not THAT close!
C-Man tried to charge the ‘clown that picked the venue’ but as that was the GM not the cook (Pumpkin)
the result was inevitable.
Jokes: Yes, a few.. not a ‘c-word’ heard all night, though, well done you lads, C-Man must have felt like
his tongue was cut out!
Badge organized
Historian: No, but we all got a 1900 Run badge!
by BARON
Well Done!!
Popeye’s 1700 the previous week but it can wait.
Run Assessment: Wasn’t one
WOW: C-Man had no word and the Wanker was a carry over as
Dags was not in attendance. He called out past H4 GMs for a
drink and an accolade.
GM back on the crate, next weeks run???? Squirt doing the honours. Check the box at the top of the first
page. Lots of future runs starting at ‘TBA’ … hard to find that on a map & my gee-pee-ess doesn’t want to
know either.
Hares Act: Nope, but The Perth Harriettes had a little song for the Hamersley lads. Then it was the turn
of the other visiting hashes … including SoP, or rather MrWong and 4 Hamersley lads! Two visitors from
England but no song, probably brought the bloody English weather instead! Half a chorus of ‘God Save
the Queen’…incidentally Harry didn’t turn up even though he was in the country..probably turned up to
the Harriettes run instead!
Wenchy was seen in an H4 Cummittee Hat.. hope the real owner got what was due to him!
MtM led us in Song No1 and H-A-M-E-R-S-L-E-Y spells, yep, you guessed it!
Back around to the bus for steaming bowls of rice & curry, served hot and on-time! Some pleasant small
talk and chatter while sheltering under whatever overhang was available (a small crowd gathered under
MelAdjusted’s gut). Should have been a longer evening but the weather gods were against us on the
night…
Reet Grand Yorkshire Lads: Another Break I’m Afraid
Cummittee Meeting: Tuesday 14th April @ Barralina’s place 7pm sharp.
Local Event’s
 Bunburys Red Dress Run for the Flying Doctors 18th April
rd
 SoP Anzac Day Run (men only) Booragoon Tyres 6:15 23 April
th
 Awesome Foursome Tues 28 April (Monday is a Public Hol), check the rag for details
th
 Bully 2000 in October..wait for details
International Events:
Event
Cambodia Nash
Hash Pre-amble
PJAnimales
Pan-Asia 2015
Seletar 25th
Interhash 2016
Where/When?
Go to:
14th -17th of May 2015, Phnom Penh,
Cambodia
http://www.p2h3.com
Perth visit
See C-Man
25-27 Sept Pondicherry (India)
http://panasiapondy.com/
20 / 21 June 2015
19-22 May 2016, Bali contact Coops for
accommodation
Seletar.org.hash.sg
www.interhash2016.com
Popeye/AssAssIn: What’s the line in the song..and we were only 19(00)..