HAMERSLEY
10
HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Envied, Emulated, but Never Equalled
NEXT RUN: 1905 ON MON 11 MAY 2015 @ 6.30PM
Bring
HARE: C-Man
CO-HARE: GASMAN
Torch
THEME: FINEST HASHMEN WITH ANIMALES
LOCATION: Peel Rd, O’Connor. Exit Kwinana Fwy west on Leach Hwy, L
at Stock Rd, L at Peel Rd, to Unit-1, 31 Peel Rd immediately on your
right. Look for Hamersley Bus
UBD Map: 327 A12 Food: Yes
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For Hyperlinks to 1905 Runsite go: www.hamersleyhash.com.au
HareLine
Run
#
Run Date
Run
Day
Hare
Co-Hare
1906 2015/05/18 Mon Mac the Mouth
Sir Kumsize
1907 2015/05/25 Mon Arseholio
TBA
1908 2015/06/02 Tue
TBA
Theme/Special
Run
Balls Night -bring
Yokine Reserve
balls, any balls
1909 2015/06/08 Mon Mud Guard
1910 2015/06/15 Mon Popeye
TBA
tba
TBA
Blue Dress Run
Freo
TBA
TBA
1911 2015/06/22 Mon Screwy
Rads
RestoRant Run
Harriet's Run
Run Location
UBD Food
248
L-9
Yes
TBA
TBA Yes
2 Beach Road
571
BYO
Fremantle
L14
TBA
TBA TBA
TBA
TBA TBA
Nedlands Broadway 287
Yes
Shops
H10
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Note: Hares required from Mon 07 Dec on. Please advise JMs Concord/SirKumsize
Run Report 1904: Semen? Sailors? They Both Smell of Fish!
Preamble: Jeezus it’s cold standing around an extra half hour waiting for the pack, bus & start...run the bus up
on the grass and circle the wagons with the clubhouse, keep out the chill. Collect an extra few votes, shoot the
shit & get ready for off. Pack leaves 3 minutes early..is this an omen??? Trip over dog, slip in dog sh*t, dog
pees up leg, wet nose in ar*e, slobbery jowls drool over shoes, fer forks sake we will have to put Shmakoes
out with snacks soon and have a bowl of cold water at the drink stop....but more about the drink stop later...
The Run #1904 Bloody ‘ell it was cold, around the oval in a pointless loop, up the road, falsies, left instead,
around the roads & parks, warming up a bit at last, passed by Polie again, how many of him are on this run!
Screwy dropping back, not a good sign, great, is that a DRINK STOP AHEAD....cruise in with the ‘nearly front
runners’ small table set up, cardboard box of vintage port, two bottles of Coles lemonade.... wait.....no
cups...what the f***? OK let’s get back on the run before the chill sets in...roads, past the water tower, back
home...oh, look, a table set up with port & lemonade IN CUPS!!! YOU TOSSER BILKO, demoted...PFCBilko
until you redeem yourself (and you know what you can do with the Golf Day don’t you!)!
Visitors/Returniks: PFCBilko Cookie Sloppps BraveFart Rooted. Donka has a new whistle and pipes
them aboard
General Business: Seagull, is not doing too well and would appreciate some visitors. Craig Baldacchino,
Guilford Village, 34 Swan St, Guildford, 92797755 ring before you go.
Mudguard had a minor heart attack while racing his ute on the weekend ... not many members make the
‘Births’ & ‘Marriages’ section of the classified adds these days do they! Just Polie in the Births and it will be a
long wait for Popeye in the other!
Pink Bra Run & Blue Dress Run, see Local Events at the bottom.
PJAs at the run next week, best behaviour boys! Good turnout please.
MauSei called out for 1 of 3, the pr*ck has the NERVE to text me at lunchtime Tuesday to remind me to
SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT...’2 caps no space’...OK mAwsEe moWCee MeoWsi mEeeOwwseee I’m a forkin
engineer yu know, I can spell hypotenuse and graphite and beryllium, I wont have too much trouble
with CatShit (2 caps no space)!
Charges: Habb charged for bringing Slops just so he can park in the disabled spot -should have brought a
dog, then you could save some real money! Screwdriver charges Concord for losing his stubbie holder on
bike track & finding it 5 days later - shows what a Crankers stubbie holder is worth! Cookie also on Concord
for no hash gear (dressed head to toe in black lycra, looked like a cut-price 50 Shades of Grey). Coops cast
some nasturtiums in the circle (see I can spell that too!). Donka struggles on with the pottery pipe and songs what can you expect of the race who invaded Ireland, home of Guinness, and only stole the bagpipes!
Kazi charged with loosing one of Hamersleys feet……the lad looses one body part a week it seems.
Jokes: Yes, a few: 3 electricians whose names kept getting confused, I’m still not sure which one died!; Half a
lettuce sold by a Kiwi immigrant.
Historian: MauSei 300 runs, onya
mate!
Run Assessment: Tampax in the end 9 out of 10, even GeeGees dog was bored!
WOW: C-Man piped onto the crate. Story about Bilko Mullet and the fire truck. Word of
the week was CONFUSING which is what I was after curmudgeon and kazimorphobia
were thrown out there. SirKumsize got a mince pie for his birthday, a week late, BUT
COINCIDENTALLY THAT IS HOW LATE THE RUN DIRECTIONS WERE!!!!
MelAdjusted will have to wait. Boof comes out as resident Wanker, Cookie nominated
for putting 400 out of work so he didn’t have to trade in his platinum paperclips on the
ordinary gold ones. Kazi, just because. Dingo has spent the whole night mumbling about
jimmyellisandcasinolegendsdidItellyahaveyaheardjimmyelliscasinolegendswhatanight
couldntdoitnow. Give the friggin shirt to Dingo and shut him up..bloody full moon!
Hares Act: Sgt. Bilko re-earns his stripes with assistance from Stir
and a Popeye the
Sailor Man song.
Song No.1 and the circle disbands just in time as the pizzas arrive, ..I
manage to avoid pineapple again, not even the dogs will eat it…..
Letters to the On-Sec: OK, some members have seen my advice on making
a little cash with alternative canine transport arrangements and they seem to
feel I can solve all their friggin problems for them..from the mail bag.
Dear On-Sec,
I am typing this anonymously with my left hand so you wont know who it is from.
I saw how you helped CaptHook with his financial problems and I wondered if you could help me with mine,
well not my financial problems, just my problem! I have tried writing to Womens Weekly and Letters to the
Editor at The Weekend West but they have not been able to help.
My problem is my small member. No, I don’t mean I’m a small member of the club, I pay the same fees as
everyone else and I am taller than Elf, I just mean that I have a small member.
It is so small my girlfriend keeps making snide remarks about whether she is on some kind of Rations not
that that is her name or anything as that would give the game away.
Have you got an answer?
Dear Small Member, contact Dags, he will ‘reply all’ and we will all know the answer!
Cummittee Meeting: Tuesday 12 May December @ Coop’s coop.
On Sec’s scribe to explain?? Editor
Local Event’s
 Rocky City Pink Breast Run Tuesday 12th May Governor Road Reserve East Rockingham $10
 Blue Dress Run Tuesday 2nd June, Captain Munchies at Freo. $10 Hash Burger with the lot (no
Pumpkin, you can’t smoke it!)
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 Bully 2000 in October..keep waiting for details
International Events:
Event
PJAnimales
Pan-Asia 2015
Seletar 35th
Where/When?
Go to:
Perth visit, Arr: Sat 09May; Dep: Fri
15May;
See C-Man for their Itinerary; Batang athletes will join H4
Run #1905 0n Mon 11May, don’t miss it!
25-27 Sept Pondicherry (India)
http://panasiapondy.com/
20 / 21 June 2015
Seletar.org.hash.sg
Interhash2016 19-22 May 2016, Bali contact Coops for
accommodation
www.interhash2016.com
Popeye/AssAssIn: Cold these nights innitt? We are all waiting for spring!