www.PSOne.ca [email protected] What's Happening? June 9, 2015 Vol. 13 #22 Falk Nurseries WEEK!! The deadline for any What’s Happening event is Thursday noon. Stoney Brook Dance Company Fall Registration, Returning Students JUNE 12 - 20th (CLOSED SUNDAYS) June 9 &10, 6:00 - 9:00 p.m. New and Returning - June 11, 6:00 - 9:00 p.m., June 15 & 22, 10:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m., 7:00 - 9:00 p.m. Oil Recycling Day, June 10, 9:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. at the Steinbach Landfill. ALL 6 PAC ANNUALS $1.77 each compare to $3.50 SHIROBANA SPIREA $7.97 compare to $18.00 For every 5 litres of used oil you bring to the Landfill, you receive a coupon for 1 litre of Co-op 5w-30 Sonic Silver Motor Oil FREE. Enjoy a hot dog and drink for $2, 11:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. 1st Annual Memory Walk for Dementia Care, June 12, 10:00 a.m. Community BBQ lunch at Earls Meat Market 11:30 a.m. - 1:00 p.m. McKANA’S GIANT COLUMBINE $2.99 compare to $7.00 Call 204-326-5771 to register. www.alzheimer.mb.ca Steinbach CMC Mission Sisters Bake Sale, June 11, 9:00 a.m. - 8:00 p.m., June 12, 9:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m.at 4 Crocus Bay. Call 204-326-9252. 107 Hwy 12 N Steinbach • 204-346-9990 BBQ Season is Here! Jake Epp Library Events - www.jakeepplibrary.com Game Night, June 17, 6:00 - 8:30 p.m. • GF Sausage & Turkey Patties • BBQ Seasonings & Rubs Summer Reading Club Registration, June 22 - 26. There is a $10 non-resident summer membership available for families participating in the club who do not already have a membership. Summer Reading Club Begins, June 29. This day will be the first day of reading! Throughout the program there will be reading, prizes, craft classes, reading circles, movie nights, and a wind up party at the end! Date: Wednesday, June 10th Where: 101 North Front Drive, Steinbach, MB Grand Opening Steinbach Family Resource Centre is a family centre that is dedicated to serving expectant parents and families with children in the South Eastman Area. Formal Opening at 11:00 am with our kids. Have a tour of our new building! Open house ll 4:30pm Everyone welcome! Coffee and dessert will be served. We look forward to seeing you! Phone: 204-346-0413 E-mail: [email protected] Web: www.steinbachfrc.ca This Day in History Salon We’re Moving! Come see us at our new location 155 Friesen Avenue June 2, 2015 204-326-1138 www.hairlinesalonandspa.com 1534 Jacques Cartier became the first to sail into the river he named Saint Lawrence. 1934 Donald Duck made his debut in the Silly Symphonies cartoon "The Wise Little Hen." 1946 Mel Ott (with the New York Giants) became the first manager to be ejected from a doubleheader (both games). 2001 Patrick Roy (Colorado Avalanche) became the first NHL player to win three Conn Smythe Trophies. Get Well Soon A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence. “Get well quick ..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week.” Trivia 1. Who voiced Hades in the 1997 Disney movie “Hercules”? 2. Which movie gave us the line “You talkin’ to me?" 3. Which dynasty preceded the Han Dynasty ending its rule in 207 BC? 4. What 2 planets in the solar system are typically synonymous with the man and woman? 5. In which direction do speed skaters race? Three Wishes A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went in to to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” www.PrintStudioOne.com the ROADKILL GRILL Hurricane Cake • 1/2 cup margarine • 1 cup chopped pecans • 1 cup flaked coconut • 1 - 18.25 oz pkg German chocolate cake mix • 1 - 8 oz package cream cheese • 1/2 cup margarine • 3 3/4 cups confectioners' sugar 1. Preheat oven to 350°F. 3. Prepare cake mix as directed on package. Pour batter over coconut and pecans in pan. In a saucepan over low heat, melt cream cheese and 1/2 cup margarine. Stir in confectioners' sugar until mixture is smooth. Spoon cream cheese mixture randomly over top of cake batter. 4. Pour batter into prepared pan. Bake for 35 to 40 minutes, or until a toothpick 2. Melt and spread 1/2 cup margarine in the inserted into the center of the cake bottom of a 9x13 inch pan. Sprinkle coconut comes out clean. Allow to cool and serve and pecans evenly over the bottom of pan; from the pan. set aside. Answers to Trivia: 1. James Woods 2. Taxi Driver 3. Qin Dynasty 4. Mars and Venus 5. Counter clockwise The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten.” The woman said, “That’s okay.” and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to. “ The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.” So, KAZAM! she’s the most beautiful woman in the world. For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.” So, KAZAM! she’s the richest woman in the world. Chart Toppers - June 9 1944 - I’ll Be Seeing You - Bing Crosby 1952 - The Wild Side of Life - Hank Thompson 1960 - Cathy’s Clown - The Everly Brothers 1968 - Mrs. Robinson - Simon & Garfunkel 1976 - One Piece at a Time - Johnny Cash 1984 - Oh Sherrie - Steve Perry Brick Counters While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. “What are they doing?” I asked our tour guide. The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.” “Each year,” he replied with a grin, “The upperclassmen ask Quotable Quotes - Morgan Freeman courtyard.” • The best way to guarantee a loss is to quit. • Dr. Martin Luther King is not a black hero. He is an American hero. • I don't want a Black History Month. Black history is American history. the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this When we were out of earshot of the freshmen, my friend asked our guide: “So what’s the answer?” The guide replied: “One.” Today's Celebrity Birthdays • Give me something interesting to play and I'm happy. 1891 Cole Porter - Composer & Lyricist 1926 Roy Smalley - Baseball (shortstop) • Twinkies are 68 percent air. 1961 Michael J. Fox - Actor • Popeye was 5’6” tall. 1963 Johnny Depp - Actor • I find it difficult to watch myself... I find it boring. Did You Know • A group of Kangaroos is called a mob. • Panda Bears spend around 12 hours of their day eating bamboo. • Whoopi Goldberg worked in a funeral home as a cosmetician before she became an Oscar-winning actor • The first novel ever written on a typewriter was Tom Sawyer. Low German Word of the Week: Schneppeldüak (game): a) duck duck goose b) hide and go seek c) frozen tag d) drop the hanky Delivery It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry where I was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I would Ways to describe someone who’s...uh...you know... ~ A few peas short of a casserole. mind dropping off someone’s laundry on my way home. “It’s for my cousin,” she apologized, “who’s eight months pregnant ~ Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box. and can’t get out much anymore.” I cheerfully agreed and, ~ Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming. driving to the address, knocked at the door. A little girl, the Low German Word of the Week - D sister-to-be, answered. ~ The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead. ~ One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. ~ One taco short of a combination plate. ~ A few feathers short of a whole duck. ~ Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. “Hi, there,” I said with a big smile. “Is your mommy home?” Holding up the white bundle of clothes, I explained, “I have a delivery for her.” The child’s mouth dropped, and her eyes went wide. “Mom!” She shrieked, “come quick! It’s the stork!” EASTMAN SAFETY PROGRAMS Do You Remember the 50’s? M I S S D U P S D O T H E B O O M E R A N G O Summer Safety Day Camps Deadline for registration is June 21! J N B V G E U Y N C B X C E K H V N M E N W B 9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. • $115/week U E E S S O V E I L O V E L U C Y R T I H E H M K A R N A I N B L O O S W H E N C F H M E A B V D N I U E B V I E L N M U F M F I N S F V G E S O P R G S A S L T E S T U U P P E S N E F R K S N E A D N E A R T S K T G O N R H A N R S L S I C H R U I S D Y E S I G T A Z L I A V A Y A G N A D S P S V D H R I N G R E B E F R Y F M R E N I N I S T T L R S I C A P E S E E S T R I K S E L D O O P C E C W V A P U A R A Y B H V A D L A S O S H A M S E E A P T R L D U G E S S Y S A B D D L U E I H E A H S O P Y N E P Z P C A E R H O G S T P C O B T S N O E E O B U O B N S O V E L T M I K N E S E E I G V P T N O O C H P L L O D R R C R A S I R R H G T E S H S I N B O B G B O T A C I L A R S E Y U T P A L E B D E H O F W I J F N L D D F R H K E N L E U R A B L R U S H K I T R S A T B S L B H U B E V E F S G A H A C K S N F R E N E M R A H P E N F G H R W C E A E E G A E L T R E G N A R E N O L E H T J R L A A U L E L E R A I P N B O T V E R I J Y J B U P O H N S July 20-24 ages 5 - 8 • July 27-31 ages 9-13 August 10-14 ages 5-8 • August 17-21 ages 9-13 To Register: www.eastmansafety.ca or email [email protected] BUMMER! COMPLETE COLLISION REPAIR [email protected] 204-326-3491 CLEARSPRING Auto Repair P: 204-326-5414 F: 204-326-1928 Toll Free: 1-888-326-5413 • HWY 52 West, Steinbach “ETCHUKA” EDDY SAYS A/C SEASON IS HERE! 4 Certified Techs to Service Your Vehicle Ryan Paul Vern Wayne studi creative business design that gets noticed Ant Farms Hula Hoops Saddle Shoes Black Jack Chewing Gum I Love Lucy Silly Putty Leave it to Beaver Spud Guns Bubblegum Cigars Letter Sweaters Car Hops Paper Dolls Telephone Booth Stuffing Coonskin Caps Pez The Boomerang Frisbee Poodle Skirts The Lone Ranger Virgin Pins First Sunburn Mary was four and was just beginning to peel from her very first sunburn. 204-326-6630 As she looked in the mirror, tears filled her eyes, and she said, “Look at me. I’m only four and I’m already starting to wear out!” FRUIT SHARE STEINBACH A volunteer organization which connects fruit owners to fruit consumers. If your trees or gardens are producing an overabundance, contact us! Volunteers will pick the fruit, give 1/3 of the fruit to the homeowner, keep 1/3 for their own use, and donate 1/3 to a local food bank or charity (such as Southeast Helping Hands and the Steinbach Family Resource Centre). Sign up to pick fruit, or to have volunteers come pick. 204-326-3919. www.fruitsharesteinbach.ca Locally Owned and Operated. Drivers Licence • Travel/Health Farm • Business • Auto Home & Cottage • Tenant/Liability/Condo KI SK WS KOW OKO RO OR OR SO NS EEEN REE RE UR AU AU MA 304 Main Street Insure Your at Harvest Insurance 204-326-2323 harvestins.com
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