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What's Happening?
June 9, 2015 Vol. 13 #22
Falk Nurseries
WEEK!!
The deadline for any What’s Happening event is Thursday noon.
Stoney Brook Dance Company Fall Registration, Returning Students
JUNE 12 - 20th
(CLOSED SUNDAYS)
June 9 &10, 6:00 - 9:00 p.m. New and Returning - June 11, 6:00 - 9:00 p.m.,
June 15 & 22, 10:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m., 7:00 - 9:00 p.m.
Oil Recycling Day, June 10, 9:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. at the Steinbach Landfill.
ALL
6 PAC ANNUALS $1.77 each
compare to $3.50
SHIROBANA
SPIREA
$7.97
compare to $18.00
For every 5 litres of used oil you bring to the Landfill, you receive a coupon
for 1 litre of Co-op 5w-30 Sonic Silver Motor Oil FREE. Enjoy a hot dog and
drink for $2, 11:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m.
1st Annual Memory Walk for Dementia Care, June 12, 10:00 a.m.
Community BBQ lunch at Earls Meat Market 11:30 a.m. - 1:00 p.m.
McKANA’S GIANT
COLUMBINE
$2.99
compare to $7.00
Call 204-326-5771 to register. www.alzheimer.mb.ca
Steinbach CMC Mission Sisters Bake Sale, June 11, 9:00 a.m. - 8:00 p.m.,
June 12, 9:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m.at 4 Crocus Bay. Call 204-326-9252.
107 Hwy 12 N Steinbach • 204-346-9990
BBQ Season is Here!
Jake Epp Library Events - www.jakeepplibrary.com
Game Night, June 17, 6:00 - 8:30 p.m.
• GF Sausage &
Turkey Patties
• BBQ Seasonings & Rubs
Summer Reading Club Registration, June 22 - 26. There is a $10 non-resident
summer membership available for families participating in the club who do not
already have a membership.
Summer Reading Club Begins, June 29. This day will be the first day of
reading! Throughout the program there will be reading, prizes, craft classes,
reading circles, movie nights, and a wind up party at the end!
Date: Wednesday, June 10th
Where: 101 North Front Drive, Steinbach, MB
Grand Opening
Steinbach Family Resource Centre is a family centre that is
dedicated to serving expectant parents and families with
children in the South Eastman Area.
Formal Opening at 11:00 am with our
kids. Have a tour of our new building!
Open house ll 4:30pm
Everyone welcome!
Coﬀee and dessert will be served.
We look forward to seeing you!
Phone: 204-346-0413
E-mail: [email protected]
Web: www.steinbachfrc.ca
This Day in History
Salon
We’re
Moving!
Come see us at
our new location
155 Friesen Avenue
June 2, 2015
204-326-1138
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1534
Jacques Cartier became the first to sail into the river he named Saint
Lawrence.
1934
Donald Duck made his debut in the Silly Symphonies cartoon "The Wise
Little Hen."
1946
Mel Ott (with the New York Giants) became the first manager to be ejected
from a doubleheader (both games).
2001
Patrick Roy (Colorado Avalanche) became the first NHL player to win three
Conn Smythe Trophies.
Get Well Soon
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman
kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a
second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got enough energy to
pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so
uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind
that doesn’t come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence.
“Get well quick ..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week.”
Trivia
1. Who voiced Hades in the 1997 Disney movie “Hercules”?
2. Which movie gave us the line “You talkin’ to me?"
3. Which dynasty preceded the Han Dynasty ending its rule in 207 BC?
4. What 2 planets in the solar system are typically synonymous with the man and
woman?
5. In which direction do speed skaters race?
Three Wishes
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went
in to to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me
from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
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the ROADKILL GRILL
Hurricane Cake
• 1/2 cup margarine
• 1 cup chopped pecans
• 1 cup flaked coconut
• 1 - 18.25 oz pkg German chocolate cake mix
• 1 - 8 oz package cream cheese
• 1/2 cup margarine
• 3 3/4 cups confectioners' sugar
1.
Preheat oven to 350°F.
3. Prepare cake mix as directed on package.
Pour batter over coconut and pecans in
pan. In a saucepan over low heat, melt
cream cheese and 1/2 cup margarine.
Stir in confectioners' sugar until mixture
is smooth. Spoon cream cheese mixture
randomly over top of cake batter.
4. Pour batter into prepared pan. Bake for
35 to 40 minutes, or until a toothpick
2. Melt and spread 1/2 cup margarine in the
inserted into the center of the cake
bottom of a 9x13 inch pan. Sprinkle coconut
comes out clean. Allow to cool and serve
and pecans evenly over the bottom of pan;
from the pan.
set aside.
Answers to Trivia: 1. James Woods 2. Taxi Driver 3. Qin Dynasty 4. Mars and Venus 5. Counter clockwise
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that
there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish
for, your husband will get times ten.”
The woman said, “That’s okay.” and for her first wish, she
wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog
warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
whom women will flock to. “
The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.” So,
KAZAM! she’s the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman
in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband
the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer
than you.”
The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his
and what’s his is mine.” So, KAZAM! she’s the richest woman
in the world.
Chart Toppers - June 9
1944 - I’ll Be Seeing You - Bing Crosby
1952 - The Wild Side of Life - Hank Thompson
1960 - Cathy’s Clown - The Everly Brothers
1968 - Mrs. Robinson - Simon & Garfunkel
1976 - One Piece at a Time - Johnny Cash
1984 - Oh Sherrie - Steve Perry
Brick Counters
While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed
several students on their hands and knees assessing the
courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.
“What are they doing?” I asked our tour guide.
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
“Each year,” he replied with a grin, “The upperclassmen ask
Quotable Quotes - Morgan Freeman
courtyard.”
• The best way to guarantee a loss is to quit.
• Dr. Martin Luther King is not a black hero. He is an
American hero.
• I don't want a Black History Month. Black history is
American history.
the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this
When we were out of earshot of the freshmen, my friend
asked our guide: “So what’s the answer?”
The guide replied: “One.”
Today's Celebrity Birthdays
• Give me something interesting to play and I'm happy.
1891
Cole Porter - Composer & Lyricist
1926
Roy Smalley - Baseball (shortstop)
• Twinkies are 68 percent air.
1961
Michael J. Fox - Actor
• Popeye was 5’6” tall.
1963
Johnny Depp - Actor
• I find it difficult to watch myself... I find it boring.
Did You Know
• A group of Kangaroos is called a mob.
• Panda Bears spend around 12 hours of their day eating
bamboo.
• Whoopi Goldberg worked in a funeral home as a
cosmetician before she became an Oscar-winning actor
• The first novel ever written on a typewriter was Tom
Sawyer.
Low German Word of the Week: Schneppeldüak (game):
a) duck duck goose b) hide and go seek c) frozen tag d)
drop the hanky
Delivery
It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry where
I was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I would
Ways to describe someone who’s...uh...you know...
~ A few peas short of a casserole.
mind dropping off someone’s laundry on my way home. “It’s
for my cousin,” she apologized, “who’s eight months pregnant
~ Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box.
and can’t get out much anymore.” I cheerfully agreed and,
~ Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t
coming.
driving to the address, knocked at the door. A little girl, the
Low German Word of the Week - D
sister-to-be, answered.
~ The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
~ One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
~ One taco short of a combination plate.
~ A few feathers short of a whole duck.
~ Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the
heel.
“Hi, there,” I said with a big smile. “Is your mommy home?”
Holding up the white bundle of clothes, I explained, “I have
a delivery for her.”
The child’s mouth dropped, and her eyes went wide. “Mom!”
She shrieked, “come quick! It’s the stork!”
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August 10-14 ages 5-8 • August 17-21 ages 9-13
To Register: www.eastmansafety.ca
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CLEARSPRING
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P: 204-326-5414 F: 204-326-1928
Toll Free: 1-888-326-5413 • HWY 52 West, Steinbach
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Ant Farms
Hula Hoops
Saddle Shoes
Black Jack Chewing
Gum
I Love Lucy
Silly Putty
Leave it to Beaver
Spud Guns
Bubblegum Cigars
Letter Sweaters
Car Hops
Paper Dolls
Telephone Booth
Stuffing
Coonskin Caps
Pez
The Boomerang
Frisbee
Poodle Skirts
The Lone Ranger
Virgin Pins
First Sunburn
Mary was four and was just beginning to peel from her very first sunburn.
204-326-6630
As she looked in the mirror, tears filled her eyes, and she said, “Look at me. I’m only
four and I’m already starting to wear out!”
FRUIT SHARE STEINBACH
A volunteer organization which connects fruit owners to
fruit consumers. If your trees or gardens are producing
an overabundance, contact us! Volunteers will pick the
fruit, give 1/3 of the fruit to the homeowner, keep 1/3 for
their own use, and donate 1/3 to a local food bank or
charity (such as Southeast Helping Hands and the Steinbach
Family Resource Centre). Sign up to pick fruit, or to have
volunteers come pick. 204-326-3919.
www.fruitsharesteinbach.ca
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