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April 28, 2015 Vol. 13 #16
What's Happening?
The deadline for any What’s Happening event is Thursday noon.
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East Borderland Community Housing Used Book Sale, April 29, 30, May 1,2
at Clearspring Centre. Please drop off donations at East Borderland Primary
Health Care Centre in Sprague or call 204-437-2843.
Pink Gala, May 2, Shoppers Drug Mart. Purchase your ticket for $10.25 and
get your appointment for makeup, nails and hair style. $5 goes to Look Good
Feel Better and $5 goes to your cosmetic purchase on May 2.
Ste. Anne Lions Club Community Clean Up, May 2, 10:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m.
Redemptorist Park. For more information call 204-422-8259
Fish Fry, May 2, 4:00 - 7:00 p.m. at the Roseau River Park. Adults $12, 5-12
$5, under 5 free.
Trade Show, Craft & Bake Sale, May 9, 9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. at Steinbach
Legion. Homemade, hand crafted products & home show vendors. Vendor
tables $25 each. Info: 204-326-2478 or [email protected].
Let's Run 8th Annual Running Event, May 23, 8:30 a.m. (formerly known as Run
for Mom). Proceeds from the 2015 event will support Steinbach Family Resource
Centre, Kidsport Steinbach, and Steinbach CancerCare. www.lets-run.ca.
35th Anniversary Dance Recital, May 23, 3:00 p.m. at Shevchenko School
in Vita, followed by a dinner & dance fundraiser at Vita Hall at 6:00 p.m. For
tickets, call Michelle at 204-425-3040 or email [email protected].
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Movie Night, May 22, 7:00 p.m. We are watching Arthur and the Invisibles.
Craft Day, May 23, "Bee Creative", a craft day all about bees. Ages 5-10
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A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most
quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn
the chapter. Little Rick was excited about the task - but he just couldn't remember
the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the first line.
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On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation,
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said proudly, "The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to know."
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This Day in History
1961
Warren Spahn pitched his second no-hit game for the Milwaukee Braves. He
beat the San Francisco Giants 1-0.
1962
The fourth American runner to break the four-minute mile was Jim Grelle. He
broke the mark at 3 minutes, 59.9 seconds in Walnut Creek, CA.
1967
Muhammad Ali, the former Cassius Clay, refused induction into the U.S. Army.
Critics and supporters spent years discussing the boxing champ’s refusal to
serve in the armed forces. In fact, Ali’s world heavyweight crown was later
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taken away from him as a result of his actions, which he said were based on
religious grounds.
1985
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Take Mom to Hawaii!
Mother’s Day Supper, May 11, 6:00 p.m. Nothing can repay the life-
time of sacrifices a mother makes, but that won’t stop us from trying.
For all those years spent sprinkling chocolate chips in your pancakes,
cutting off crusts so you don’t have to, or even making your favorite
meal when you have had a bad day, she has most definitely earned an
evening spent in Hawaii! Treat mom to a well deserved Mother’s Day
supper with a Hawaiian theme! Please call to register at 204-320-4600.
The cost is $10 per person.
just over 1,000 residents were not pleased, either. Some 2,100 tourists each
day converged on the town to visit Southfork Ranch, the home of the Ewing
family of the CBS-TV hit, "Dallas".
1988
Aloha Airlines Flight 243 (a Boeing 737), from Hilo to Honolulu, landed safely
after fatigue cracking caused the top portion of the fuselage to peel away.
All on board survived except for a flight attendant who was sucked out of
the plane and lost at sea. Scores of passengers and crew were injured. Yet
the pilot managed to land the crippled jet on the island of Maui.
Trivia
1. The “Tuesday Club Murders” was a novel written by what mystery writer?
2. What was the first movie adaptation of a Hannibal Lecter novel to feature Anthony
Hopkins?
3. What is the capital of Estonia?
4. Which film mogul was famous for illogical sayings such as “include me out”?
5. Who introduced Christmas cookies to Canada in the 1700’s?
Answers to Trivia: 1. Agatha Christie 2. The Silence of the Lambs 3. Tallinn 4. Sam Goldwyn 5. Germans
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Three Sisters
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells
to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
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The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the
stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She
shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," as she knocked
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She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
Did You Know
• A Brussels Airlines flight to Vienna was aborted because the pilot was attacked
in the cockpit. The attacker was a passenger’s cat, who got out of its travel bag.
• Physicists have already performed a simple type of teleportation, transferring the
quantum characteristics of one atom onto another atom at a different location.
• At General Motors, the cost of health care for employees now exceeds the cost
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• There is a regulation size half-court where employees can play basketball inside
the Matterhorn at Disneyland.
• One of pitcher Nolan Ryan’s jockstraps recently sold at auction for $25,000.
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• 1 - 18.25 oz pkg yellow cake mix
• 1 - 3.5 oz pkg instant vanilla pudding mix
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• 3/4 cup vegetable oil
• 1 1/4 cups 7-UP
• 1 1/2 cups white sugar
• 2 tbsp all-purpose flour
• 2 eggs
• 1/2 cup butter
• 1 -20 oz can crushed pineapple with juice
• 1 - 3.5 oz package flaked coconut
bowl. Beat on medium speed until batter
is light and fluffy. Add 7-UP, and beat
in well. Pour batter into prepared pan.
3. Bake for 35 to 40 minutes, or till done.
While cake is baking, prepare the
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4. In a medium non-aluminum saucepan,
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Remove from heat, and stir in coconut.
Spread topping over warm cake.
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A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service,
he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing
them for children's church.
On this particular Sunday, he was using squirrels for an object lesson on industry
and preparation. He started out by saying, "I'm going to describe something, and I
want you to raise your hand when you know what it is." The children nodded eagerly.
"This thing lives in trees (pause) and eats nuts (pause)..." No hands went up. "And
it is grey (pause) and has a long bushy tail (pause)..." The children were looking at
each other, but still no hands raised. "And it jumps from branch to branch (pause)
and chatters and flips its tail when it's excited (pause)..."
Finally one little boy tentatively raised his hand. The pastor breathed a sigh of relief
and called on him. "Well...," said the boy, "I know the answer is Jesus...but is sure
sounds like a squirrel to me."
Low German Word of the Week: nuschtnijch: a) second cousin b) nothing at
all c) the number of games the Jets won in the playoffs d) your tax return this year
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1950 - If I Knew You Were Comin’ I’d’ve Baked a Cake - Eileen Barton
1958 - All I Have to Do is Dream - The Everly Brothers
1966 - (You’re My) Soul and Inspiration - The Righteous Brothers
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1982 - I Love Rock ’N Roll - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
1990 - How Can We Be Lovers - Michael Bolton
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