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BULLSHEET
35 Years of Excellence in Bias
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may soon no longer be funded by DCGA and is printed each day that classes are
in session. Submissions must be sent before 6:30 pm for next day submission via
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vol. LIX/ no. 120/ April 29th, 2015
denisonbullsheet.wordpress.com / @DUBullsheet
WHO KNEW SOMEONE WOULD MISS EMAIL PREVIEW SO MUCH?
So, they got rid of email previews on
MyDenison. And I’m not really one to complain about stupid stuff like this, but I guess
I am now. Because I can’t deal with this. I
need those previews. That function was probably the most useful thing about MyDenison.
I loved it. And, I admit, I took it for granted. I
didn’t know how much I loved it until it was
gone, and so I never proclaimed my love for
it. But how was I to know it would be taken from me? There was no warning. I don’t
know who made this decision or why.
Now I live in a world where I can’t see
whether or not I should even open my email.
I have to open it no matter what now, which
takes forever because my computer is a slow
piece of shit. And half the time, I open it and
there’s nothing useful there. I wasted time for
nothing. And when I decide not to go through
the trouble? Of course I’ve missed some important email and put off replying for hours, whereas I could have
gotten it out of the way in minutes if I’d known it was there. My one wish now is to have been able to let
everyone know how great the email previews were when I had the chance. Also, to have the email previews
brought back. Because, really, why? Like, I’m sure there was a perfectly valid reason, but was it really necessary? MyDenison will never be the same without those previews.
TL;DR: Pls bring back email previews because they were amazing and I’m an incompetent child without
them.
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Dear Potential Box-It Users,
PUT YOUR IT IN A BOX
As this is the pilot year of Denison Enterprise’s Summer Storage Program, Box-It, we thought it would be best
to outline the process of Box-It to help you make your final summer storage decisions.
Here’s how the process works:
•You will have the opportunity to use box’s that we provide (for free) or to use your own storage materials to
pack up any approved items.
•Next, members of Denison Enterprises, will meet with you to gauge what will be stored.
•When moving out you will leave whatever is to be stored in your room (whether it be a futon, fridge or box)
and Box-It employees will come move it to our climate controlled storage unit.
•At the end of the summer, Box-It employees will then move your stored items into your new room, before
your arrival on campus.
What to do in the mean time:
•Check out our website http://www.denisonenterprises.squarespace.com/boxt to locate prices AND SIGN UP
NOW!!! (SPOTS ARE GOING QUICKLY)
•Note: these fee’s are a one time payment, that include moving costs, boxes, and the price of the storage unit
rent.
•Tell your friends!
With any further questions, please contact your Box-It team at [email protected]
Sincerely,
Denison Enterprises Team
LOST
Hey guys, I lost my wallet somewhere on West Quad last night. if anyone sees a black wallet with an ID named
Yaw Okyere Thompson please contact me on 561-945-2739 or through Facebook.
BULLSHEET GARAGE SALE
As the school year comes to a close, the Bullsheet is putting on a garage sale to raise money for the
Fucked Students Fund. This organization is dedicated to aiding underclassmen that do not have jobs for the
summer or seniors yet to land a more permanent position. The sale will take place next Saturday, May 9th in P5. Included in the sale: a Snuggie donated to the Bullsheet by
Samuel S. Stamas. Multiple people have had sex under it. Couch and person pictured are included. ($69)
*All prices are negotiable. Will consider trades. No returns
A REASON TO GO TO NEWARK
SHOE AD
GO TO THIS... ITS TIGHT
Hey Denison, come check out Sketch’rs perform our
final show of the year on Wednesday and Thursday
night at 8pm in the Roost. You might just win free
hugs for life from the Sketch’r of your choosing.
Hey Denison, nothing caps off the year better than a
righteous concert / Beach party, right? Be sure to bring
all your friends to DOOBIEPALOOZA on Friday!
See you there!
Denison Film Society
Presents
Very little of anything
because our funding was cut
Never PM
Slayter Auditorium
Staff “For Sale” Box
Emma “herself” Reasoner, Managing Editor
Leona “toothbrush” Vander Molen, Senior Editor
Aidan “finals” Cronin, Soph. Editor
Hunter “sleep” Janness, Soph. Editor
Katie “hair” Landoll, Newbie Editor
Sam “snuggie” Stamas, Newbie Editor
Jordan “articles” Kibler, Head Writer
Peter “nothing” Heft, Kibler’s Intern
Bull’s
Last Word
I was gonna say
something, but
then there were
submissions