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NEW YORK — Ah, the zapper. That little TV remote
control you hold in your hand is a powerful tool for freedom from the tyranny of commercials - but only ifyou
know how to how to use it.
- You've got to know how to graze:
"Grazing," as it's called by wet-palmed Madison
Avenue types and white-lipped network programmers,
is the use of the zapper to flick rapidly from channel to
channel. On multichannel cable TV systems, it's almost
irresistible. "It's a dangerous weapon. It should be used
carefully and, I think, with discretion," said Donny
Deutsch, creative director for Deutsch Inc., a smaller,
Hipper New York City ad agency. He is kidding.
"It gives the viewer more choices, forcing advertis^
ers and TV shows to make every second count,"
Deutsch said. "Some people, regardless of what you put
on, watch TV that way."
Deutsch's agency created the "Your mother wears
Nike" commercials for British Knight sneakers and
other offbeat, attention-getting ads. He offers the following tips to help you zap:
• SHOW STARTERS (The Three-Camera Sitcom
Rule): Always start grazing with half-hour sitcoms like
"Cheers," which give you a brief introduction before
the opening credits. After you see what the show is
about, you get three minutes - one for credits, two for
commercials - to see what's on the other channels.
• SHOW STOPPERS (The "thirtysomething" deviation): The one-hour drama breaks for commercials at
20 minutes past the hour, half-past, and 40 minutes after
the hour. The 20- and 40-minute breaks are perfect for
checking the competition, because other kinds of shows
will not be at break. "You're going to get editorial on
pretty much the rest of the dial," Deutsch notes.
• THE TBS SHIFT: Cable TV's Turner Broadcast;ing System network is the only one that starts and ends
its shows at 5 minutes past the hour and half-hour - a
key time advantage for people either watching TBS or
checking it out.
- "I think they wanted to somehow to separate themselves from the pack and give people who are roaming
a chance to check them out," Deutsch said. "I think it's
been a helpful format for them."
• THE EVERY OTHER BREAK RULE: The first
commercial break on a show is usually about 2 minutes,
but the second break usually is about twice as long.
That alternating pattern continues through most shows,
especially the longer ones, like movies.
"That's where you've got that real grazing time, to
leisurely go through 30 stations," Deutsch said. "It's no
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minute right there."
(We'll return to our column after this important
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7 AM 122) Good Morning America Morgan
Freeman; Daytime Emmy review; Columbus (Ohio) Zoo; author/journalist Joel
Achenbach; grilling without polluting;
Mike Tyson. (CC)(2hrs.)
7 AM (3) Today Harvard President Derek Bok; Monterey Bay Aquarium; early
intervention care for handicapped children. (CC) (S) (2hrs.)
8 AM 3D TUf Morning Rue McClanahan; Aaron Neville; Spike Lee recommends video rentals; Senior Olympics. (2
hrs.)
9 AM ® (21 Regis & Kathte Lee Melody
Thomas Scott; Dan Lauria; hair-styling
tips. (Ihr.)
S AM (3) Donahue People persecuted for
their looks. ( R ) ( l h r . )
!• AM GO) Geraldo Religious polygamy
(RMlhr.)
11 AM ® Home Advice for couples; the
film "Straight Out of Brooklyn"; WU
Shriner coaches Little League; solutions
to common pet problems; medical news;
house projects for women. (1 hr.)
12:M PM (3D A dafer Look Women torn
between career and child-rearing (C€)
(30mins.)
3:15 PM (B Baseball St. Louis Cardinals
at Chicago Cubs. (Live) (3 hrs. ISmins.)
4PM® Star Trek: Tke Next Generatton
"The Battle" A vengeftil Ferengi captain
returns Picard's long-lost ship, the Stargazer, after installing a mind-altering device. (Ihr.)
4 PM 3) Oprah Winfrey Survivors of
frank accidents (CC) (1 hr.)
4 PM 3D Hard) Cany Sherman Hemstey
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4 PM (Qi Gctf Senior PGA Southwestern
Bell Classic, First Round From Loch
Lloyd Country Club. Belton, Mo (Live) < 2
hrs.)
4:» PM 3D iMMe BOOM Julia Roberts
(CC) OOmins.)
5 PM QB) Teens* Wimbledon, Early
Round Matches From the All-England
Laiwn Tennis & Croquet Club, Wimbledon.
England Stefan Edberg and Martina
Navratilova are defending singles champions. (CO (Tape) (2 hrs. SOmins.)
5:05 PM (H$) Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at Atlanta Braves. Game one of a doubleheader (Live) (3hrs.)
8 PM (THD Movie *** "House of Dark
Shadows" (1970) Jonathan Frid, Joan
Bennett. Vampire Barnabas Collins gets
romantic at Collinswood mansion. Based
on the TV series. (2 hrs.)
* 9:00 PM, PPV
Tyson/Ruddock Live
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on Pay Per View
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% PM 3D Movie ** "The Fatal Image"
(1990) Michele Lee, Justine Bateman.
Henchmen chase a mother and daughter
in Paris after the daughter accidentally
videotapes a murder (2 hrs.)
I:M PM (D Movie ** "Misplaced"
(1989) Elzbieta Czyzewska, John Cameron Mitchell, Viveca Lindfors A Polish
woman and her teen-age son escape from
1961 Warsaw to a new life in Washington
<2hrs.)
!• PM IS 2aVM Eight Arizona state legislators allegedly take bribes, Danny Aiello
former blue-collar worker turns to acting;
forced retirement of pilots (CC) {1 hr j
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Ceremonies honoring excellence in professional and amateur sports show past
winners and their achievements. 11 hrs. >
11 :* PM CD The Twrifht Sh«w Tony
Randall; Lara Flynn Boyie: comedian
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Wheels" (19(7) Adam Roarke. Jack Nicholson. A gas-station attendant joins the
motorcycle gang and moves in on the
leader's girlfriend (2 hrs )
12:11 AM (D Late Night Wtth David Let-
terman Michael Palm; musicians from
the Reggae Sunsplash tour; barbecue
demonstration. (SMI hr.)
12:55 AM CM) Movie *** "The Guardian" (1994) Martin Sheen, Louis Gossett
Jr. A liberal tenant objects to the methods
of his New York apartment building's exmUitarysecurityman. (2hrs.)
1 AM (22) Knots Landing Diana learns the
truth about Chip's identity; Val discovers
Ben's tie to a cable news station; Gary
convinces Abby to buy a ranch. (1 hr.)
1 AM3D Byron Allen Little Richard; Joe
Pantoliano; En Vogue. (R) (1 hr.)
1 AM (ffi) Movie ** "Streets" (1990)
Christina Appiegate, David Mendenhall.
A teen-age prostitute and a runaway rich
kid flee a psycho-killer motorcycle patrolman. (1 hr. 30 mins.)
1:M AM CD Friday Night Videos Guest
Natalie Cole Videos by Gerardo ("We
Want the Funk"), Wilson Phillips ("The
Dream Is Still Alive"). i S H l h r . )
l:3t AM (TED Movie +*+ "Don't Look
Now" (1973) Julie Christie, Donald Sutherland British parents of a drowned child
go to Venice and meet a blind psychic and
her sister. Directed by Nicolas Roeg. (2
hrs. 15 mins.)
2 AM 31 Movie *+ "Appointment With
Crime" U945) William HartneU, Robert
Beatty. A British thief comes out of prison
ready to get even with his double-crossers. (2 hrs )
I'M AM 4EE) Movie * Rising Storm"
(19*9) Zach Galhgan. Wayne Crawford
Two brothers and two sisters use underground radio to topple a televangelist dictator in 2099 (1 hr 45 mins »
3:45 AM HT Movie ++ "Miracles for
Sale" O939) Robert Young. Florence
Rice. A maker of illusions for magicians
protects an ingenue likely to be murdered. (1 hr. 30 mins >
4 AM 2i Movte +++ "Reflections of
Murder" (1974) Tuesday Weld. Joan
Hackett. A prep-school headmaster's wife
and ex-mistress try to kill him, but it's
tricky 12 hrs >
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