PAGE FOUR THE OGDENSBURG REPUBiJCAN-JOURNAi: mt ^epiOilican.jloumm Internati Thought on Meeting Pubiahed Daily evening* except Sundays. Consolidation of St. Lawrence Republican, established in 1830. The Dally. Journal established In i860- Entered a t the U. 8. Poet Office i n Ogdehsburg, N. Y„ as second clitsa mall matter. *-' • '-- '• -Published' by t h e Ogoeusuurg PunUshlng Co., Inc., 308-310 Isabella 8 t , Ogdensbuig, N.- Y. Frank £ Gannett, president; .Franklin R. Little, treasurer and publisher; Charles 8. Cant* well, managing editor; Lynn N. Bit? ner. advertising manager. SUBSCRIPTION BATES B y Mail • •Per year* .•4.00 Six Months 93 .25 Three Months 81.50 Per Month „.'..«.„.. . 4 .50 Outside-New York Stat*$6.00 P e r Week, By Carrier 18c Telephone' esS-* for business office, 058 tor .editorial department. MEMBER ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated PresB is,exclusively entitled to- t h e use of republication 6t all hews dispatcnes redited to It or n o t otherwise, credited . t o v this paper, and' also* news published here- I 5 Yearn Ago In Ogdeinsbarg — -8Yir0P81S?~Jtfter xtrugaUno to aitpjiori . S9r-_ stepfather. Fourth Aiderata, an&l her balfrbroiher, • Netsori. Bam Sherrill becomes engaged to Peak Abbott. Learning that Peak has supplied money lor the purchase 6i an invention of - Fourth's »te runs, away, breaking the engagement. Freddy ifunsoH, a former suitor., follow* her to plead Peas?* cause. Chapter 38 TWO SIDES OF A TRICK *"\rOV"VE asked a question," said' * Freddy cheerfully, "and now .p.erhajw you'll answer It, Would yoi£ care ."tor/ a discussion, ^or woiildri't you?" r ; '"4 '• J. P. McKIflKKY & SOS7 National Representative New York Office. 19 West 44th Street Chicago Office 1605 WrlgleyBldg,, 400 N. Michigan Ave. •Gannett. Financial . Bureau. Eagle Bldg., Brooklyn, N X. San Francisco Office. 657 Market 8 t MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF i OIROULATIQNd . The Republican-Journal is on sale i n New York a t : . Hotaling News Stand, TlmM Square. Schulta New* Agency. 42 St. 6th. Ave; if you'll listen." •....., Sam said evenly: ''Unless I'm Ominous Undercurrents" T h e visible aspects .of the. Man"churian situation a r e "represented b y a group of international dele• g a t e s s e a t e d around a t a b l e i n Geneva, b u t t h e invisible- aspects c a n only b e imagined from t h e - i m perfect, reports t h a t s i f t through, from Manchuria i'tself. A n d these, invisible a s p e c t s , ' n e e d i e s t t o say,', hold t h e a n s w e r t o the. question of war or peace i n t h e Far East. "What the. J a p a n e s e delegate maya g r e e t o d o a t Geneva m a y n o t b e af a l l . w h a t t h e J a p a n e s e soldiers i n Manchuria' .may a g r e e -to do. 'What t h e Chinese "delegate may-: a c c e p t as' f a i r m a y . n o t e v e n b e . h e a r d b y Chinese hordes m p v e d b y an unconquerable. bitterness against'"everything Japanese. Because, 'of t h e s e > intangible forces,, t h e t a s k of { h e L e a g u e of. N a t i o n s i s ; ,peculfariy-^difficult I t s dimcultieS; a r e t h e s a m e d i f f i c u l t i e s t h a t ' alw'ays b e s e t governments, suddenly confronted with : th.e p o s - "monetary stability as" a n essential . sibility pffwar. Governments, after factor i n t h e restoration of normal all, aire only s m a l l groups o f indieconomic life i n t h e world." viduals, a n d t h e strongest individT h e n theru i s t h e problem of ual i s .powerless before a n a r o u s e d reparations anddebjis.. T h e decline s t a t e of public passion.; Often t h e handful of s t a t e m e n w h o m u s t de- i n price l e v e l s h a s m a d e fixed paycide t h e i s s u e s of w a r a n d p e a c e m e n t s i n t e r m s of gold m u c h more are c h a r g e d w i t h the, blaine w h e n difficult t o m e e t t h a n before: T h e w a r breaks p u t , o n t h e theory that t h e r e could b e n o w a r u n l e s s t h e y s t a t e m e n t i n d i c a t e s . , t h a t i f a n d s o .declared. ~J3jrfc t h e r e a r e times- w h e n Germany asks for relief, unw h e n i t is, m o r e r e a s o n a b l e t o xe-. der t h e procedure provided i n t h e gaxd t h e s e s t a t e s m e n ' a s h e l p l e s s Y o u n g plan, t h e U n i t e d States will victims'; 'wfio c d u l d n o more control be r e a d y t o a i d i n reaching ai pracpopular feeling t h a n t h e y .could s w e e p back t h e s e a w i t h a broom. ticable a n d w o r k a b l e arrangement. Manchuria, a s w e l l a s China a n d M u c h g o o d should result Journal's Daily Puzzle "nrn this cordial-discussion b y t h e h e a d s s t r o n g currents of facial bitterness, of t w o great a n d powerful governa large part of i t ignorant a n d iments of t h e pressing internation•baseless. It i s necessary-, t o apprec i a t e t h e situation, t o loo's beyond al < economic problems and-the b e s t t h e s t a t e s m e n at G e n e v a a n d into w a y of m e e t i n g t h e m . a land w h e r e t h e g r e a t majority of; people k n o w nothing about s t a t e s Topics In the News manship. S o m e of t h e s e a r e Japan* It s e e m s possible t h a t diplomacy e s e w h o o w n property w h i c h t h e y "intend t o k e e p i others a r e Chinese,- i s . c o m i n g t o s e e t h a t t a c t does'who regard t h e property a s t h e i r s not- r e m o v e difficulties; i t simply amd" w h o h a t e t h e intruders. There; g e t s around t h e m . a r e factionsy c a s t e s - a n d . creeds w i t h o u t number. "The m o s t beautiful s i g h t s a r e Y e t t h e r e i s good r e a s o n t o sup- s e e n o n t h e detours," s a y s * magport that t h e moral forces reprea z i n e article. Possibly b e c a u s e y o u s e n t e d a t Geneva will b e able;- to.;" ar-ive slower a n d s e e something. c o W o l - a n d pacify all these'discord; a n t e l e m e n t s i n Mahchuriai. If s o About this' t i m e of y e a r college i t will b e o n e of. t h e g r e a t e s t triumphs for peaceful negotiation, r e - students specializing i n E n g l i s h decide t h a t B a c o n i s tugh stuff. c o r d e d , since t h e . w a i \ A n article o n proper behavior deals w i t h t h econduct of sons-inlaw. W.e h o l d t h a t a n y son-in-law should l i v e within' h i s father-ifilaW's m e a n s . "Consider t h e p i o n e e r s ; consider w h a t t h e y did," s a y s a banquet orator of B o s t o n . "We b e l i e f e t o appreciate t h e pioneers t h e thing t o do" i s consider w h a t t h e y did without Joel Baggx Sez. T&«£ MAY en 4&. tff mrtiiH'ro-tt FfcRMgRS TR0J8US ,H*fWH<? FOR MUKlN?* f 1 Capital of • Philippine Islands 2 Gritty 3 Book by Kipling 4 Biblical character, . son of Seth 5 Hires 7 V a r . of dead, to clothe (dial. Eng.) 8 Hastens 9 Insect 10 Model 11 Stones (Scot.-) 12 Assembles 14 First in origin lfi Devours 17 To surfeit 20 Bishop of Borne 23 Subtile 25 Speakers 27 Ate 29 An author 31 The'infernal regions 32 Kind of napkin 35 Move rapidly 36 Kind of boat 37 Vehicle 39 Molasses • 40 Tp^trim feathers 42 Hesitate 43 Support 44 Rivers (Span.) 46 Severe trial 48 Snake borne a s a charge (Fr. Her.) 49 Part of brain 52 Early inhabitant of Scotland 52 Part of- "esse" (tat.) t 56 Small shaping b M St Higher part of •eafc. •36 Departs ; J8 Apron for vehicle Constructors 41 Loudly Quarrels 43 Equal-value Nautical 45 Mistake - Crescent shaped- ' 47 Melts (Scot.) The actinia 48 Kind of acid • Near the middle 50 Dry ., Trespass 51 Finis • Principal commodi- 52 Former" gold coin ties in a market of Europe Conjunction 54 Author of "Fables Track of a deer in Slang" Stopped 55 Vain person. Moulding, 57 Moslem enemy of Alleviated Christendom Secret watcher 59 "Remains ' Waste matter 60.Country houses 61 To -steal -workers* Girl's name • • tools Vegetable 62 Small portion of Undivided whole food (Univ. Engv).Examine minutely Answer to Previous Puzzle ACROSS . . 1 6 12 13 15 17 18 19 21 22 24 25 26 28 29 30 32 33 34 Pk. u M P s w I FIT R | p AL AT £ S•A FH P ^ G E • A § AT N O W £ A C tr V E N A BA E T OO oP R 1 FBV E R B s sW D oB 1 AP E R o O AS E • o> _ F r a n c e and* t h G U n i t e d States also hold between them a b i g ihare o f t h e world m o n e t a r y g o l d fePP.iy. Sb» •tatement •tresses. It i s rumored* t h a t N e w England hat makers are doing research w o r k to- find another suitable empress DOWN • i A N I D •T c o E K e R e vpw • m The Unofficial Observer B y ALZJCN -**-<^fc •V • KDD1 b r o u g h t t o hiin b y Republican leaders, w h o declared; St^ L a w r e n c e £nd neighboring. counties - would f oil u p old time Republican Majorities. .; • ' T h e election returns w i l l b e r e c e i v e d o.ver a. Special wire a t t h e Century Club election, n i g h t . "Bernie" Steehburg a n d E d w a r d R r e m o 'with t h e i r carj? p i l o t e d t h e newspapermen oh the Hughes "special t o t h e principal liqints about t h e city across t h e f e r r y tp P r e s c o t t a n d u p / t o - Brockville. T h e y w e r e delighted: w i t h t h e i r trip, w i t h . t h e - point visited a n d t h e N o r t h "Country-.generally. *^fhe funeral pt : Edward ( Girard will b e held, f r p r d l h i s h o m e i n Main Street tomorrow morning and f r o m N o t r e Daine -Church a t 8 o'clock. ; . -' * Hollywood "Sights and Soiiids "Really?" She sighed. "I might mistaken y o u came here to persuade " & e tha't'' ~:l .' should . marry have known.' I suppose he'il. be Hollywood—--Charles^ Farrell h a s k e e p i n g .Popular marrying h e r one of these" days." Gltvo Bi-oofc has.'Hiaarita.iiied. M s ipeaki" ; * . . : . : -• .•'•' - .:• a p r o m i s e from h i s studio, "I couldn't say, about t h a t but ^That's about it> , They're going to look fbr/TTar- popularityi n o t a s a. s t a r B u t a s a dependable featured- player, b y h i s . ."TJhenl doh't wjant to listen^",;. the intelligence wouldn't-drop m e rell stories, yarns t h a t w i l l g i v e gift of characterizafioh i n tender* insensible to' the floor.- There w a s "I. think; you..'doi" • He...was sudsomething In t h e air. Maybe, a s him- a chance t o do characteriza-" loin a s w e l l a s high-society r o l e s . •den^r serious. *Trqa-.know me,:- Sam. you suggest, It w a s the ,faint fra- tion, a n d n o t m e r e l y p u t h i m into William P o w e i r h a s b e e n a char- . and, you;know--I wouldri't' travel a grance of orange blossoms;" anything -that Tiappehs t o n e e d ' a acter actor from t h e S t a r t - ^ e m e n i million miles without a darn {food "I suppose I ought to go home.'* star. A n d that little promise m e a n s ber h i m i n "Beau -Geste"? Charles ifea.sbn.' : I came here b e c a u s e I know Sbe.frowned. "-Buddy" Rogers, J u s t a s h e w a s b e a l o t to Charlie. ' '" ' • ; gihning t o slip away f r o m t h e "nice l^mething that yojl dori't; *:'" It's ."It might b e a. good idea. I w a s This .prematurely greying . ju- young m a n " t o l e s w h i c h vrere kill•omSthin'g ypu ought to-, know," hoping, you might go back w i t h m e v e n i l e doesn't mind telling t h e , ing h i m , is. leaving pictures t e m p > S h e ' w a s completely \ uhraoted. tonight" w o r l d t h a t h i s part i n "Delicious".; i a r i l y l o r radio a n d stage.. "That.may. be truej Freddy, but it . "Not t o n i g h t " She shook her i s too s m a l l a n d unimportant "to: W h e n h e returns, i t is. a s a f e p r e j u s t happens that I don't want .to head. "I couldn't d o t h a t b u t I'll Warrant h i s c o m p l e t e . enthusiasm; diction that- i t Will, n o t b e t o t h e hear about it."probably have to follow in a little that, i t i s a J a n e t Gaynor story en- "handsome "juvenile" t y p e t h a t - a l -&B etaredi "Is -that f a i r ? : I've T7hile. I w i s h i t wasn't necessary. tirely, a n d — w h i l e h e doesn't b e - m o s t ruined M m . 1 i n t i r h e g o t h i s come a l o n g way, y o u know." I wish I could; stay here forever. I grudge h i s co-star of m a n y sue-; c h a n c e i n " T i e Lawyer's Secret." Sam said nothing for a time; A t It w a s a character role—-"In-Old love this, place. .It's mine, you c e s s e s t h e honor —? h e h a s t o b e . last She said 'listlessly: - "I've g o t Warner ; Arizona" - ^ t h a t s a v e d know; Mother left i t to m e jn her l o o k i n g put l o r himself. to make you s e e , s'pmettpw t h e w a y * "It's a funny thing," mu"ses Char-' Baxter, and others as. m e a t y h a v e will. W e used t o come here sumI feel. Fexhaps'th'e b e s t way..to, do lie. "In sjleht pictures I h a d npthr" furthered h i s career. mers, but w e rent i t now." that i s to. tell y o u j w h a t I'vie. been Freddy took out" his watch and i n g but character parts. In talkies,FIVE MILE ROAD N E W S . ^oing through for, $he- last f e w w h e n I n e e d e d them,- I ' v e , played; glanced at i t "Quarter past s e v e n / ' months.- .I'll review t h o s e months straight-—with o n e exception;; 'Lilh e said w i t h a frown; "That leaves iom,'' and I failed terribly a t that..: Five Mile Road, -Oct. 29 — M r s , briMy-for- you. -". They-Jiegah. just me" exactly fifteen minutes." I k n o w n o w , a s I didn't then," that > Janet H a t l e y h a s a f e w p a n s y s befor*'Chris"tinas',T.wben I 'had ;prac"Yes." She nodded. "I'm sorry I'd h a v e to b e abput 10 y e a r s oldiieziWy^ol'^ip •to-/marry*'jpeak for growing i n h e r front yard a n d t h e y you. have t o .-leave s o soon." e r before I could even' think of are beautiful for t h i s t i m e of year. .his;' money, .And had, tofd. hirn • so.. "I'm sorry, too, but for a different playing t h a t part." „ • M a t wdrried":me.*u I couldn't sleep • Mr. a n d Mrs. B o b e r t T h o m p s o n reason. I'm sorry t h a t I have t o nights wpUderingTif, I, w a s "doing of Madrid .were r e c e n t callers o n W i s e Charlie , ; , , leave in this way/? , the right thing*. "Then you came Farreli, i n h i s y e n for parts' al- Mr. and Mrs. J o h n Monerief. "In this way?" along a n d I fell-In love with you-?— " Y e s . I'm sorry that I have t o l o w i n g h i m opportunity for characMr. a n d Mrs. Irving Debbold or thought I did. That nearly drove terization, i s w i s e . T h e character leave without saying what I want me crazy. I didn't k n o w whether actor i s shunting ..the straight w e r e Sunday - callers o n Mr. a n d t o say,". "leading m a n " type, i n t o t h e back- Mrs. Robert-Thompson, of Madrid: to s e n d you away or to forget my Mrs. Janet' H a t l e y i s visiting h e r '"Oh."-', ground—and t h e character actress; responsibilities, a n d marry/" you. "It isn't right,**' tie protested re- 3s "making things v e r y s e v e r e for; daughter, Mrs. Edward- K i a h of Then N e l s o n elop^dy'] I- threw you Qgdensburg. over a n d got myself engaged to belliously. "It Isn't right at all, a n d , t h e s w e e t young; ing&hue. "Mr. a n d Mrs. E d w a r d E i a h of Neil Hamilton h a s b e e n able t o I don't" like' , i t \ Look here, Sam, Peak,, i; thought I h a d 'to do it. r e s t o r e h i s s t a n d i n g simply b y Qgdensburg Tvere Friday "guests of won't y o u reconsider? Won't y o u Then Ii felMn love with P e a k , really turning h i s back o n straight h e r o Mr. a n d Mrs. J o h n Hatley.. 'far love. - TheriWbuf what's Che iet m e speak my piece, just as a f o l e s a n d playing a n occasional Samuel Copk w a s a"-ijeeent caller use?" She spread her hands ex- favor? ' I haven't asked ' you for heavy. •-; i n Qgdensburg. many favors that I canremember; pressively. "You' know the whole Clark Gable i s . established- as anHERMON COUPLE W E D S . story. It. ended only a , couple of and this one won't be hard t o g r a n t actor of parts,,*-parts ranging from of V "Free w e e k s ago, a n d the ending was. *the I'll take only a few minutes,.and t h e tuxedo-gangster I'm positive t h a t ' y o u won't regret S o u l , " . t o t h e redeemed he'er-do-, - Hermon, Oet..!29.~-r M i s s Cecille ctoWning t o u c h / ' ' " . - " ' ". "Woddrow a n d 'Cecil Smith o f Herthem in "the end." H e held out a w e l l of "Sporting .Blood," ' ..<! know." . Freddy nodded in pleading.hand. 'fWph't^ you let me, R i c h a r d D i x stands on h i s colofe mon, w e r e mar-ried-- Monday eye"sympathy. '"You've^ bad a fairly Sain? I'd b e verjif grateful.'* ful performance i n "Cimarron", i n g - a t "%e iSethodist Episfippal to.iigh-;time;M •• . : '.. '. jusfi ,as .wmiaw-'K^es, Msi jrofS-t : church"_ pargpnage '.at 'Bjep&ysteS' Sain hesitated and rubbed her "I have, and I know what caused T "Mr.' "atiidj ,.Mrst ..'Mic'fiaef, ^3ehny forehead, w i t h a weary- hand.', Then 1 e d - m o r e b y b i s . s u b d u e d l y J i u m O f ? I t All this love business cauBed she Said slowly: "I -don't want to,/ b u s work i n "'The N e w Walling- of Qgdensburg' w e r e ivitnesSes Jc the ceremony-^performed by IteV it, and nothing else." but I suppose 1 m u s t I; can't very fprd" than, b y .ail.^MS appallingly-. W . "B. Y o u n g . - . ' •'•' ."Weiir • ; ' ' = ' ' ; ; ; ••*•'• ••-. tjippant comedy preceding. ' "WeU," s a i d - Sam'^tfief^ri" "I've well refuse." "Great!" 'Freddy grinned h i s h a d ehough,; v ^'fe' fed? hp-". "wke ; ? .chil'd .thSt has 5 , eaten' sijc plates, of pleasure." "You won't be sorry." "Won't I ? " BBADT. st. O. da .' c | o c o r a t e "ice. erewp, :fcfPnVt,' ^ ^ WILLIAM "No." He. w a s Vigorous, now, and . any inore. Th'e% veftr word .makes me want to jump "In the bcean. I^m .determined.'He. apdke swiftly." ? T o - A C O R B E S P Q N D B J N T w h o s e let- the agitation of "the5 dentists & e r ^ go back t o where w e began, I still .Do you can't see any reason why ypu won't ^ terhead i s printed like this "Dr. to be allowed t o u s e t h e t i t l e of : through with jit; for good. Doctor. I t seems t h a t of more thajl understand?". . ; . • • . :••>., marry A b b o t t - Y o u love him,, ypu •What Ami," begins his. letter thus: 600 dentists o n t h e register o n l y 88 ' "I suppose so." .pte seemed doubt- know." • ' -"Be: C o r r e c t '. have, t h e right t o t h e title ;pf Docr -•fnl'.; "I suppose I=do." • Xlsage:" -:. tor," being lioiders. of • t h e degree •"I knew-there would be ho_ sense." "I'm'glad, fbr i d O n f f w a n t y o u iHe -tlieii prdr D . D . S., which ailjregistered dento all this. You're Wrong, Fredfly, to'" think I'm' riid'e. It's j u s t that I You're utterly, wrong. I don't love ceeds to enlighten tists i n this country'have. / A l l t h e can't' stand any" more. Since- I've Peak Abbott I'll admit that' I did m e a b d m t t h e other dentists Iri Cape. Province right -of a"dentist hold a lower degree, B , D . Sv Oa 'been here I. haven't allowed' rbyself love him for a-time-i-more than I 'to t h e t i t l e . receiving t h e petition of the- dehr to think, *and: I.;hav'e4't opened any thought I'd. love anybody. I w a s tists t h e provincial medical council ironic, I call it. f'l1etters.pR:'telegr'a.ms^! 3 f p w I'm ask- happy. Then-*-",Until quite r.er: passed a resolUtipn t o .the: effect »inj: r ypu hpfc-ip say^-wfiajteVer i s in • "Then," Freddy interrupted, "you centjy 1 received"; that t h e council' would! -not inte'r^ ""your-mind," :; -Ai-.. -.;,-.... = found o n t about t h e invention deal." ' almost daily anx- fere w i t h dentistsr?wh6 pleased to ••". "But,..Sam!^ H e scratched his ious i n q u i r i e s call thernseives:"-dogto"jsi"-.ph" t h e i r "Yes." headv . "It's important,. It's-.darn about t h e dan- plates.". B u t - l a t e r t h e council a c "That upset t h e apple cart comw a s f Against t h e important!" • . - . . , . gers of u s i n - ^ knOwiedged.'Jthis pletely.. You felt that you'd f been ; aluminum w.a r e; public interest, a n d attempted t o "It couldn't be-iinportanti If y o u tricked, not t o s a y deceived," h e "for. cooking and kitchen purposes. rescind t h e resolution b u t without told me that t h e world w a s coming went o n . • * The folks w e r e ' a l a r m e d . by a bit success. So frpm.KrI6w'pirth|rGape to an e n d I wouldii't be interesfed. "Well? Can you blame m e ? " ' of shrewd anti-aluminum or a n t i - T o w n p e o p l e w i l l Have t o scrutinize I'm cured, Freddy." . r •';; ' "No. The deception was there, but alum propaganda peddled-' b y a h self-styled- "D'octPrs" a s ; closely a s "Oh, well." H e sighed^ "if you t h a t isn't t h e p o i n t The point is, obscure dentist, w h o invariably -used w e do h e r e i n t h e # n d o f the: free. feel that, way,' of" cburse.""w h y w a s t h e 'deception made?" ^the title of Doctor a n d n e v e i dir 'QUESTIONS ;ASflt)-'AJSSW.E&S "That's t h e 1 w a y 1 .feel:" Sam Sheilaughed.w'thout mirth. "Must vulged t o the "gullible folk the: f a c t glanced a t her Watch and got to h e r you ask?" . that ,he i s aipt^a physician but jUaotherTfiooi H#ft « i X t * S y J C a k e « . ^About. 1^ree;-aaon'ai3,.ta-g« t - i o u n d feet. "You'll stay for supper, won't "I don't need to ask what y o u . m e r e l y ' a . dentist. That, .sort . o f out frpm -ahv.^-ray^that- I ^ y e » honesty "would n o t help h i s work diverticulum, in^ the- .esophagus. JNO y o u ? " • ' • • • . . '• ' think. You "think that "in giving '".Thanks." Freddy also rose. "I'd Fourth money,- Peak w a s really rhuch nor bring i n t h e regular doubt i f hasTbgen ^here^^o^ sojne check from his. sponsors, wto) seek time" -^a6ut. : !My\kSpwledge? outside : ; like'-to?''' ' •-'• ' " ' '-trying t o "buy"-you." to m a k e a profit by scaring people of an op'eraBon^ (•A.JGt' <?# -iviia. . "Have .you ever, opened littleAnswer^You urejnind a s ? t p "I .don't- think. I know." There about alum baking, powder. So this Pennsyivanik. D'ute'&ina.h.-' W.: 'Wnosje necks?" ' . -was a bitterness i n her» tone. shrewd dentist ' carefully follows interiorV:*}e',c(bctbrs - fdund__: pne ol '"No. but I *ofi%haye>ny trouble. "Clever "trickv"wasn't lt|? It. almost ; what i n y correspondent- calls "cpr- those oid. f a s W P r i e d ; ^ m c | l } i n k .^**r£$? 'rect usage," a n d all h i s letterheads, "bottles. When, h e - w a s Vm clever with m y hands." Worked.". - ,'' * | •circulars, i pamphlets • and- books in -Hie -vrnSS, • he---«runteclv^4fWell. Sam laughed; A'I41-open the little"I thought y o u - f e l t ' that way." a b o u t , t h e alleged r i s k s - of -using they ' .hadn't -dught -• tor _-;"leave. .xt necks. • YouT: can* use. your=<de'ver Freddy nodded; around:": As. Ibhg-as Jheidiverfaculum "It's really an b a n d s a t - p e e l i n g - pptatpes,:-'-You amusing world when y o u come t o -aluminum; "ware, .bear t h e mantis doesn'ttrotible you,.;Why .-wprryjabPffl n a m e i n that' way, -and I regret to: it'?- -This .trick of. having your -X-ray ' might have a^chance St Success a t say it deceives a lot. of -people who, -ipt'ur^ta^eiDs, b a U f m s i n e s s ^ y p u think o f - i t " • • '.wtet m v Wealth advice,. Neyetm^onth£h" •;_ -; ? ''" v " ; :/ " She'turned away. "I'm glad y o u ..consider themselves i n t e l l i g e n t your 4octpi ' Freddy, peeling, potatoes, watched find it so.',*. •Whenever I find •• a n individual Wy. w i & : i X « y ? unless"* 'advises';ifc,-' r ~ i s r - - ,"- " ";' Sam" in. considerable,, pjizzlehient ..Freddy * said quietly: **You're signing or designating" "himselfy'TJr." W a s ' it possible' that she w a s -so wrong, ypu know, Sam. You're ut- J o h n Smith" in a professiohaTir-in, "• 'Wn'at. w b u l d b f e ^ e h o f r M l reaction a h " academic way, • T ^hirnediaf.ely.• completely • indifferent, ".as . s h e terly wrong."" . .' a-relative when she, te out of .tun* s e e m e d ? , -,Was h e .to be- forced to "Wrong?" H e r head was aching suspect t h e fellow.is" a- faker or.an' "6r I d e s not like what, i s JWJL A? ignoramus or' both. The: "ptoper done? I s It decency or epwardief g o a w a y witbout a word? again. ."What, d a - -u mean?'V . form for professional or acadernic; that I do. not retiipi the sjap? (Mrs. • They talked ii ttle until their mea! 'Copyright. F -lan TAijfrf*) : :l u s e - w o u l d be John Smith,--I?: IXj_ ;™ A S w e f i l f - t h e : s l a p p e r i s - ? o t » . was. prepared "an& half ea'teny 'Tli'et! ;finitelv Insane; and hence n o t reTomorrow Freddy, telli Saiii. a . o r "Ph.."p. or w h a i e v e r 4 e g r e e . i t -^ohsible, Sam said: -"Hdw'ls Fourth? "Ypu^ye the norma} reac«pn is.^fpi new explanation of Peak's 'trick." m a y be, a n d I a m s u r e any- doctor t h e Slanpee to : .s}ap^igTit ba<%. jm . s e e n . . h i m , 1 1 suppp.se.'.' . . . .;,~ ., Ooes«shc beljeye ijf?. - . - entitled to" the- distinction k n o w s garni lSsek-inbrest- as, soon as. twkt s from Japan, seethes at pre$ent. with Should D o Much G o o d The, joint s t a t e m e n t i s s u e d b y P r e s i d e n t Hoover a n d Premier Lava l i s n e c e s s a r i l y i n s o m e w h k t general t e r m s . It i s evident, h o w e v e r , t h a t a, good-deal of g r o u n d Was covered, through strictly political i s s u e s w e r e avoided. T h e third, parag r a p h of t h e s t a t e m e n t r e a d s : W e - c a n v a s s e d t h e economic situation in- t h e world, t h e trends of International relations bearing u.pon-itJ, t h e tproblems o f t h e forthc o m i n g conferences for limitation a n d reduction 1 of a r m a m e n t s ; t h e effect of t h e d e p r e s s i o n o n p a y m e n t o f international-debts; t h e .'stabilization, of international exchanges amd other financial a n d econpmic subjects. ; These are weighty matters, especially i n t h e present disturbed; e c o n o m i c c o n d i t i o n s -of t h e world. T h e m o s t i m m e d i a t e -ia t h e confere n c e for, reduction -and limitation. -©£ armaments-. ' • Ixl v i e w of tlie difficultiefi a l l nat i o n s a r e f a c i n g in? m e e t i n g t h e i r b u d g e t s a n d limiting--demands o n t a x p a y e r s , t h e situation o u g h t to* b e favorable for m a k i n g real prog r e s s toward reduction of t h e h e a v y burden of d e f e n s e preparations. P r e s i d e n t Hoover's d e e p i n t e r e s t to,' t h e s u c c e s s o f t h i s conferefic'e l£ w e l l known. wouldn't," Sam told him;,; ;. "Very well.'* H e leaned back in. h i s chair. "In. t h a t c a s e I-shall be "forced^..to deliver, a monologue i n •my bpBt manner., 1 I'll be grateful October 29, 131? ;• T h e Republican candidate for President, Charles B . H u g h e s reFreddy nodded. "Yes, I've seen ceived a n o l d fashioned' w e l c o m e h e r e last night, t h e demonstrahim. I've seen Nelson and Martha, t i o n being a reminder .of.the days top. Nelson and Martha i r e living of Garfield, B l a i n e a n d Harrison at the stable again." campaigns. T h e line of march from • "I supposed they would be. How the N e w York Central station are they getting on?, H a s Nelson Where t h e H u g h e s s p e c i a l arrived still got his job?" at fr:4B, t o t h e O j e r a H o u s e , w a s crowded w i t h citizensV eager t o "Yes." s e e t h e n e x t President o f t h e tX : "And Fourth?" ! 'Well, Fourth i s n ' t working just S. Flags; red-fire; torches a n d bannow, but h e s e e m s to think that, n e r s added much t o t h e spirit of t h e occasion. T h e Opera fiouse ne'U soon be selling books again; w a s filled t o capacity long; beFrom what I gather, t h e prospect fore the. hour of t h e meeting.^Mf. ^ives h i m no paroxysms of plea-.' H u g h e s ' s p e e c h w a s r e c e i v e d w i t h sure/' . . . . . - • e n t h u s i a s m And m a r k e d b y ap. p l a u s e - a f t e r every .few Sentences, r . " B o w , i s he? Is he-.worried?" ' Freddy smiled. "I wouldn't; s a y T h e i t e p u b l i c a n standard bearer' t h a t Your step-father, S a m , i s . n o t was delighted with his reception i n Qgdensburg a n d w a s greatly a m a n t o be broken o n the -wheel h e a r t e n e d "by encouraging reports of misfortune;- -He rebounds. . H e ' s rebounding at the, moment to t h e tune of a widow lady.- Name, F r y e ; weight, one-eighty on the hoof." this-"-'. Flicker^ Of Wif Today'* • Storyette. A tourist w a s eiijpying. t h e wonders of California:-as pointed,-put by a native. ••'• . -;-' . , >-,'.'What a beautijul .grapefruit!" lie .explained, as., they passed t h r o u g h : « g r o y e ,pf -citrus .trees. "Oh, t h o s e ; lempns - are. -a-\ b i t s m a l l o w i n g t o a compartivewbad season," explained- t h e Galifprian. Ife i s y e t to-be-demonstrated whe- r e s i d e n c e will n o t a s k for -a s t a y . ; 'iAnd what are^those ehgrapoiis ther o r 'iiot t h e B r o w n D e r b y a t He'll g e t i t without t h e asking. blossoms?" asked*'the tourist' "Just a p a t c h of. ..dandelions," t h i s s e a s o n h a s be.come s e e r :and In t h e irony of life, t h e r e i s a an.swered. t h e ^California-. .:. • yellow. vitamin w h i c h provides courage .-. -Presently t h e y .reached the- .Sac. C a p o n e J s taken. for„ a Tide; Chi- for t h e coat designer w h o a t Hall- ramento' Biver.- • -"• .-. cago t o Leavenworth,--Kansas a n d owe'en begins w o r k o n m o d e s f o E , / ' A b j said t h e -jtpurist, grasping U n c l e S a m buys t h e o n e - w a y tic- n e x t Easter a n d for t h e inven'toir* tie. i d e a , "somebody's radiator is^ fot'kjing;". • • .- -' . • ket. ' now at work o n t o y s t o r Christm.a>: 1 ^Al Capone i n h i s n e w L e a v e n T h e m a n w h o drons t h e l e a s t ' j . - •'.-- .'-"••,:':. mo§ ay ; ,:>- ,E v e r y time I renew m y appeal; to ^ ^ ^ i t e m p r r n * » i a s My business takes me regularly ^ into t h e preacher's - h a t i s m o s t -the' dentists'to give ,up t h e ^ p o i e s critical of t h e '"^w'ay. h e ' runs t h e , sipnal use at t h e title- of " D o c t o r " ^ Bridgeport. , I have; suffered JErom , jvhich m a n y of : them .h'aye- SaSsufed w h a t i^^ assumed' to b e sbineaing church. j. m e they would b e . quite, iivilllng, t o iMkeTpaes,foribfiuMWovyears, T h a y e I t takes a l o t j a o 4 - s o theVb tfae primary; signifir. lost' . ,53 years old;-. 1 . tL,-W, TJJ Answef—A Bridgepo^ -rectal epe> cance of t h e title m a y b e "re'stbredj To satisfy ' ' ciali S t„«&tJs: -.^St^..eiarnination.4" f o r t h e welfare of t h e public,.a'few T h e feljpws. w h o kick dentists.of t h e grade*oi. m y corr.fe h i s Office frequently ( t a p t h a t * B e c a u s e t h e y don't i spondertt luidertake io-enligTiteii:^ie condition,purporting- t o - b e piiM » P u t cushions j i h pimflajr fashion, i t w o u l d b e a- actually muchwore.serlpus, .perteB On t h e free' b e n c h e s cancer: Thitf same proctologist rglVfiS i public benefit, I arh sure, i f "the: his method .ofcndice-ior^.Jhe treatI n t h e jpark. ** • original TBigniflcance of t h e title %lk?6t pilel^biocklng. t h e nervew e r e restored. T h e n w h e n a "Docsupply of tbe 4eld. a n d .uhder thW .Thei w i c k e d ban's roil tor'- i s called . for - fa a n y emer- anesthesia he. flndsAe can^lamp, ; « t . N e v e r throws ;itself cise and -cauterize painlessly and; gency or When "a "Doctor" i s re^ almost ^ t h o u t i * e ; p a t l e n t , T s knpwV On t h e m e r c y of t h § court ferred t o a s d a attendance, people edge." "•It-3i"-tinw3Se..- for^ anybod* would khpw w h a t i s i n e a h t • More^ tp. trifte with a i»cta;l t ^ W « i J s ^ 1 S j Jim's Wisdom. oyer, there would b e l i t t l e s h a n c e i out prefer medical examiifttipn aig: J i m Oims s a y s Herb. H o o v e r As, f o r such,hanky-pankyjasihat^ofrtfee adviee..- -It I s 4ftngerouSjfor a Wf; pinchrhitting for t h e O l d Man antialuminum dentist alluded to^- son of yon'r age.-to drift, along without such- attcnHpn v ., '!' World. * a n d there i s a n astonishing .amount Goggles i i-•'--.. . •! 1 of j u s t ' Sdch h u m b u g being pracTo -protect-my -Wesr— -my work *X have, to w e a r safety goggles' mn« •It's t h e r a c e for t h e dollar t h a t ticed on the people today. F r o m Cape Town comes n e w s of iho'urs ." a day. W ^ l J£S «oV?MSS c a u s e s horse-bower t o sriddao. "safety glasses h a v e a baa effect o» m y eyes? (Ii: • D.. M>) '• -ABSKer'^Np; ; .-'.