AFK Tavern Cocktails Drinks which defy explanation Limbic Fizzler 725 Perfect cure for what ails you! A clash of Absolute Pear, and Ginger ale with a cube of star dust. Blackbeard's Revenge 825 Sailor Jerry, Butterscotch Schnapps and our tap Rootbeer. It'll shiver your timbers. Shrodinger's Martini 16 A dirty martini modification, peppery and savory, White Organic Washington Whiskey – Headlong White Dog. Mana Potion 725 Hpnotiq, Absolut berry Acai, Chateau Monet and Smurf's Blood. 2 minute cooldown. Cap’n Jack Sparrow 10 Kraken, Pyrate and Capn. Morgan rum with a dash of Beefeater Gin and Full Throttle. Sonic Screwdriver (10th Doctor) 7 Vodka, Orange Juice and Blueberry Juice. Alonzi! Sonic Screwdriver (11th Doctor) 7 Midori, vodka and Orange Juice. With a Bowtie. 6d6 Fireball 925 Absolute Peppar, Fireball whiskey and Peppermint Schnapps. Reflex save for half damage. Power Suit Samus 8 Absolut Mandrin, X-Rated, Cointreau, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice. You too can kill Metroid. 1,000 Needles 7 Jose Cuervo, Sour Pucker, Midori, Orange Juice, Agave, Pineapple Juice and Sprite. Deals exactly 1000 liver damage! Slightly Roguish Drinks Tropic Thunder 7 Cherry Vodka, Absolute Mango, white Creme de coca, and Sprite. Not a rooster illusion. Sweet and Deceptive Mon Calamari Seascape An aqua mojito made with Malibu Passionfruit. It's not a trap. 6 Kaywinnit Frye 6 A Firefly Vodka Collins; no power in the ‘Verse can stop the sweet nature of this drink, or the mechanic it's named after. Pedobear 5 An X-rated Shirlie Temple. May or may not be served with loli or Chris Hansen. Ice Orb Sorc 7 A strong, minty version of a blended Mudlide. +2 luck. The drink of choice for Baal runs. Lon Lon Milk 925 Fill up your hearts so you can shoot your sword with power! Frangelico, American Honey, Half and Half or Milk. Tibanna Gas 7 Orange Vodka, Pinnacle Whip, and cream. Captured in Bespin's lower atmosphere. Sereni-tea 8 Muddled Oranges and Cherries with Firefly Vodka and a splash of Soda. Perfect for any crew. Akagi Red Suns 8 Muddled mint and limes, Redrum, cranberry juice and Sprite. Don't challenge the Tofu driver. Tallahassee's Twinkie 7 Absolut Vanilla, Pinnacle Whip and Frangelico – with bitters and soda. Actually can go bad. Kirby's Adventure <(^.^<) 9 White crème de coca, 99 Banana's, Grenedine, Half&Half. HAII, HAII, HAII, HAII. Ryuk the Shinigami 6 Fireball, Apple Pucker and cranberry juice. Over 9000! 8 Goldschlager, fireball, 151 and Sprite. It will break scouters. Rowdy Roddy Piper 7 “Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of Gum” Bubble gum vodka and a boot. Man-Candy Hilt Job 8 X-Rated, French Kiss, Irish Cream, Heavy Cream and a hint of lavender. Do you moisturize? Vespene Gas 9 Absolute Citron, Sour Apple Pucker, Midori. Required for any Carrier Rush. Nerdy Girl FooFoo Drink Tequila Rose, Chateau Monet and Whip Cream – add some amazing artwork. 10 Don't Judge Me! 8 Perfect for the more effeminate orc! Green, Fruity, Strong and a little Confusing. Pussy Bomb 7 Drop shot of Raspberry Liquor, and Tequila Rose into Full Throttle. Goes in easier than you'd think. Cybermen conversion Colada 7 Upgrades, anyone? Effen Vodka, chai tea infused syrup, pineapple juice and 151. Wizardly Drinks For the refined pallet Miskatonic Martini 6 Tanqueray, Dry Vermouth and freshly squeezed limes with an olive garnish. Also madness... did we mention madness? Little Elven Rigger 5 Vodka, Amaretto, Lychee-infused simple syrup, and Full Throttle. A remote wireless arsenal. Flask of Alchemist Fire 7 A mixture of Fireball and Goldschlager to set your senses ablaze. +2d6 splash damage. Catan Margarita 12 A natural Margarita with fresh limes and Aha Toro Reposado, also may include ore, brick, wheat, sheep or wood. Gerudo Valley Tea 11 A smokey sweet tea sour featuring Firefly tea and Bulleit Burbon. Hand picked by Gerudo warriors. Vorlon Ambassador 10 Blast of American honey, Absolute Vanilla and a fresh squeezed orange. What do you see? Frost speced PVP Mage 9 A blend of peppermint and ice. Ready to crit you even though all that resilience. Darkness Rising 5 Guinness rising above amber Blackthorn's Cider. Morning Glory Dew 6 St. Germaine, American Honey, Sprite and Smurf Blood. Must be seated while drinking. The Mist 5 Sambuca, Absolut Vanila, and soda water. You never know where it will take you. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 10 Tequila, Gin, 151, Triple Sec, blue curaco. Stands ready to smash your brains out. Fezes are Cool ` 8 Knob Creek Whiskey, splash of sweet & sour, and cranberry juice. Also, fezes are not cool. Charlie Sheen 6 Adonis DNA, Tiger's Blood and “cocaine”; Everything you need to be bi-winning. Klingon Bloodwine 10 Amaretto, Cabernet and Rum. TlhIngan maH!! Glorious Magitech Martini 12 A crisp martini made with Hendrix Gin, shaken with a lemon and a lime and dashed with a splash of vermouth and wisked with sourcestones. Pelor's other burning sensation 7 A Absolut Peppar martini garnished with a pepperoncini. You know you just wanted the healing domain. Sphinxian Tree-cat sap wine Native to Sphinx, this wine is hard to obtain... but worth every drop. 10 Philosoraptor 9 A scotch and soda with a touch of lemon, in a glass half full... or is it half empty? Fit for a Warrior Punch the Dwarf 8 Whiskey, Stroh and Dragonstooth Stout. Hahah. Punch it. Go ahead. Punch the dwarf! For those who can handle it Blood Bowl Touch Down 10 Full throttle Night syrup extract (4 glasses worth), and Effen 100 proof Vodka. FUCK YA! Potion of Courage 8 Lacking the courage for... well anything? Half of this and you'll have more then you need. Hail to the King 19 Three fingers of Fighting Cock Bourbon on the rocks topped with Vikings Blod. The Duke is back. We Should have Shotguns for this 8 Whiskey, lime juice, bitters, 151 Rum and Rockstar. What you need when dealing with a goddamn hand cannon. Sky Titan Warship 9 Massive, powerful and dangerous. This drink is carried on every keg aboard. Powerthirst 6 Win at everything Forever! Comes in Manana, Fizzbitch, Gun, Godberry, Rawberry, Shockolate, or Juice Springsteen The Hogger 11 A modified Bloody Mary with Bakon and Headlong whiskey. 40 man level 1 raid go! Running Riot Bloody Marria 10 A Bloody Mary with Tequila and Skyfire salsa to give it a spicy kick. Rock this Slayer match. Ma Deuce Stroh and Hot Cocoa. This is your grandfathers machine gun. 8 Tony Stark's Breakfast of Champions 8 Appropriate for drinking at any time of the day: Crown Royal and Red Stag cherry bourbon, on the rocks. Romulan Ale 10 Illegal in the Federation from at least the early 2280s and a few sips of this high proof drink might help you understand why. Celtic Dragon Slayer 8 Dragonstooth Stout with a float of Guinness. Clears that dragonblood taste from your mouth. Bawls of Steel 11 Bawls Cherry with and Fighting Cock Bourbon. Yes? Glitterboy VS Deaths head 12 Monster energy drink, Jagermeister, and Goldschlager. Fucking glitterboys... Previously on Battlestar Glactica 9 Starbuck was a winy little bitch, and every one's a cylon. Sailor Jerrys, ginger infused simple syrup, Absolut Pear and soda water. Tachyon Particle Beam 10 Tachyons fix everything. That’s why this drink tastes awesome... in the future. More Dakka 5 Tastes like Green? Wait how is this better. What, I don't even. Signature Shots For flavor fast Cranial Plating 6 Absinthe and Kapali. It's not banned here. Vashta Nerada 7 Count the shadows.... a shot of Jagermesiter and Kraken Fallout 6 Peach Schnapps, Irish Cream and Midori. People come out of their bunkers for this one. Naughty Wood Elf 5 Kapali, Irish Cream, Creme de Menthe, Rumplemintz. Naxxaramus Shots 7 Construct - Sour Pucker, Pineapple Juice and Midori Plague - Creme De Menthe and Kapali Military - Buttershots and Jagermeister Arachnid - Bailey's and Peach Schnapp's Frostwyrm's Lair - Rumplemintz and Franjelico Sorting Hat 5 Gryffindor - Goldshlager and Fireball Ravenclaw - Blueberry vodka and Frangelico Hufflepuff - Kraken Rum and 99 Banana's Slytherin - Gin and Green Creme De' Menthe Pestilence Gas 6 A cloudy mocha-flavored shot concocted by the more devious alchemist. Challenge Accepted 7 A double shot. Don't worry about what's in it, you probably can't take it anyway. Wimp. Good News Everyone! 5 Good news every one, I need you do drink this shot of Absolut citron and lemon juice then deliver it to the planet of slow painful deaths! Trollface 8 Jagermeister, Root Beer and Stroh. Trololololol Inception 4 Kraken Black Spiced Rum and Sprite: a drink within a drink. You'll need to go deeper. LikeLike 6 Hold on to that shield! A lemon honey shot with a coco rim. Jane's Hat 7 Jane loves his mother, and his hat. Triforce 5 Goldschlager, Vanilla Vodka and Dark Rum Bear Gryls 6 Locked my keys in the car... better drink my own piss. Red vs. Blue 5 Grenadine, X-rated, and Blue Curacao. They fight because they can't remember not fighting... Nurgle Pus 6 Drink this shot and the plague fathers blessing might just take away what ails you. Or make Adrenalight 5 Whiskey and Tequila tastes so bad will most likely add 1 to your attack. Portal Shot (A double shot!) 6 Gold Tequila and OJ / Lime Juice and Blue Curacao it 10 times worse. For the upstanding Paladin non-alcoholic drinks Hit Girl 7 A drink inspired by a kick ass 11 year old terror known as Hit Girl. Chai tea infused Soda with a hit of something else. Hylian Shield 9 A non alcoholic cocktail made with green tea infused syrup and a splash of lychee berry. Filled with fizzy pop. I am 12 and what is this 6 Smurfs blood, sprite and OH GOD I AM 12 AND WHAT IS THIS. Sportsracer Power Move 6 Iced cappuccino and coke, tastes as black as it pours. Patchnotes: >./bardrinks -uf -Added plenty of new typos -New tag lines for drinks -Condensed popular menu items -Added non-alcoholic drinks -fixed issues with bartenders losing the ability to follow the laws of thermodynamics -added patch notes. EOF >