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3. movies

Wildcat Times
SENIOR EDITION
To the Class of 2012,
As Henry David Thoreau once said, “Go confidently in the direction of your
dreams. Live the life you have imagined.” For the past 12+ years, all of you have been by
my side but now we are all going out into the world creating our own paths. My hope is that
these paths will cross again in the future. I hope that we all push ourselves and strive to be
the best that we can be.
Thank you for all of the memories and the good times. It has been amazing and I
will always treasure the memories that we have made together. I wish all of you the best of
luck and may the odds ever be in your favor. Robin Hansen, Senior Class President
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Senior Predictions
Kathryn Bayly: As her opponent lay defeated on the floor
of the octagon, cage fighter Kathryn “Candy” Bayly had
finally won the hearts of all of Holland. Since graduating
from Thug School in Amsterdam, Kathryn’s bad reputation
was well known throughout Northern Europe. Wearing an
all-red jumpsuit, Kathryn roamed the countryside as a vigilante, thwarting the world’s most deadly villains just for
fun, and perhaps to keep her figure in shape.One day after
stopping an international nuclear missile crisis, she decided
that the crime-fighting life was a drag. She then decided to
pursue her greatest potential catch of all...Channing Tatum.
Channing Tatum had been Kathryn’s fantasy man ever since
she rescued him from a burning building, where she also
saved three hundred orphans. Battling the raging inferno,
she pulled out all three hundred and one victims from the
flames with both hands tied behind her back. When Channing heard that his savior was in town he began to salivate.
Using her unique sensory abilities acquired through an ancient Aztec ritual, Kathryn was drawn to Channing’s scent
and together they adopted all three hundred orphans she had
saved, and were married. After raising the three hundred
children, Kathryn was approached by Director Fury of the
S.H.I.E.L.D Initiative and was asked to join their team due
to her unique abilities. She turned down the offer though and
entered a long period of reflection and contemplation. After
twenty minutes, Kathryn had discovered the cure for cancer,
and also found the solution to stopping the AIDS outbreak.
Currently she resides in India where she plays backgammon
with the Dali Lama.
Cody Caddock: One day, while sitting in his dorm at Western Oregon University, Cody is watching Lord of the Rings
when suddenly, Angelina Jolie bursts through the door holding a penguin suit. Without a proper introduction, she says,
“Put this on and come with me.” He follows her to the airport in the penguin suit, not saying a word. They board a
plane to New Zealand where, finally, Angelina tells him that
he will have to build a computer in under 90 seconds using a
philips screwdriver and blue duct tape. As soon as they enter
the challenge area, Cody swiftly gets to work. The seconds
pass as he works with intent focus, and before he knows it
there are only 10 seconds left on the clock. The buzzer rings
and he steps away from his work to see a fully completed
computer standing before him (wrapped in blue duct tape
of course). After this incident, Angelina makes Cody somewhat of a celebrity as he builds computers and parties with
the stars for the rest of his life.
Kate Camozzi: After graduation Kate received a job as
a babysitter. One day while the kids were down for a nap
Kate was watching America’s Got Talent. Kate had always
dreamed of being a famous singer so on a whim she decided
to postpone her education at Umpqua Community College
and to follow her dream instead. The way she planned to accomplish this was to go on America’s Got Talent. She sang
her heart out causing the judges to fall in love with her voice
and she became a famous singer in record speed. She lived
a grand life touring with her idols Justin Bieber and Selena
Gomez. After many years of the famous life she decided to
retire to Hawaii where she lived happily living the island
life.
Kelsi Carr: After graduation Kelsi began her lifelong dream
of collecting cats. Big, small, fluffy, or ugly, it doesn’t matter, Kelsi collects them all! But something doesn’t feel right.
She realizes that collecting cats just doesn’t seem to fill that
empty hole in her heart. She decides to listen to her parents
and go to college. She attends Western Oregon University
in hopes of becoming a novelist. While there she meets a
Channing Tatum/Taylor Lautner look alike and they decide
they are just meant to be. But something still doesn’t feel
right to Kelsi. She decides that she must live life more on the
edge. She enters into a secret and elite government program
and becomes a trained assassin. After 30 years as an assassin she is sent to Australia where she decides to retire with
her Channing Tatum/ Taylor Lautner husband in a turquoise
house with her 13 cats and pet capybara.
Katy Collar: After graduating, Katy realizes that she has no
desire to spend four more years in school. So, the summer after graduation, Katy takes off to achieve some of her dreams.
First, she decides that it is finally time for her to go to Norway and Scotland. While she is there, she decides to advance
her art skills by learning to paint, and begins taking lessons
with a man known locally in Scotland as “that strange old
hermit.” Before long, Katy finds out that he is really a brilliant former scientist, and that he has created a special paint
that gives anyone who uses it super powers. Katy
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volunteers to use the paint, and is gifted with the powers of
invisibility and flying. She makes a seafoam green jumpsuit
that she wears as she flies around Europe, fighting crime and
taking study breaks to focus on animation. After completing
her studies, Katy is immediately recognized as an amazing
animator, and is given a job animating a movie to be voiced
by Kyle Gass, Zach Galifianakis, Karl Pilkington, and Nick
Swardson. After working closely with them for two years,
the movie is finished and Katy earns millions of dollars from
it. Afterwards, she decides to retire to a huge villa in Italy
with her pet Panda, watching Encino Man, The Goonies,
Pokemon, and Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, and taking the odd archaeology job in her spare time.
Tyler Gordon: After having a smashing senior year in baseball, Tyler decides to attend SWOCC on a full ride scholarship for baseball. Being the star player on his college team,
Tyler attracts national attention. NASA becomes interested
in how far Tyler can hit the baseball. They offer him a job
with the opportunity to become an astronaut. On his first
trip to space he discovers a rare fossil of a black panther on
Mars. This earns him worldwide fame. After many trips to
Mars, Tyler grows tired of space and is content to live out the
remainder of his life on Maui.
Ben Hango: Ben takes the first flight out of Glide and lands
at Microsoft Corporate Headquarters in Redmond Washington. Once there, he starts introducing himself as “BILL” and
gives advice to all of the software engineers about how to
improve their programs. Things don’t go too well though,
and he is forced to sleep in the tunnels under the headquarters and eat any scraps of food that he can find. On one fateful night he can’t get to sleep and searches through the tunnels. He happens upon a seemingly unused section of the
tunnels, but when he goes down there he discovers the real
Microsoft Headquarters. Ben is amazed at what he sees--Bill
Gates and his cronies really ARE aliens who created Microsoft and invented all the cool technology so that the public
would be subtly transformed into mindless drones, ready to
respond to the whims of their alien masters. Ben, disillusioned and horrified, escapes from Washington and goes on a
visionquest. After months of aimless wandering through forests and deserts, living on lizards and staying at various missions throughout the West Coast, finds himself, ironically, in
Cupertino, California. There he sees the beacon of hope for
all humanity-- the APPLE corporation! He communes with
the spirit of Steve Jobs and the spirit tells him that he must
take up the mantle of APPLE and deliver humanity from the
evil power of the alien Bill Gates. Ben decides to begin his
fight in the place he has called home for so many years. He
moves back to Glide, rids the district of its alien overlord
Nathaniel Leroue and converts all of Glide technology to
APPLE products.
Robin Hansen: After spending her entire life in Glide,
Robin decides she needs a change. She travels to platform
9 ¾ and boards the train to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft
& Wizardry. Upon her arrival, all the wizards and witches
shun her completely, deeming her a “Filthy Muggle.” Robin
is devastated to find that she lacks the power to cast spells
or create magic. However, she discovers that she has the
ability to make a purple mixture of peppermint ice cream
and cream cheese frosting that will cause a person to fall
madly and deeply in love with her upon consumption. She
becomes a hero in the wizard world when she tricks Lord
Voldemort into eating her deadly concoction, and he spontaneously combusts because he is incapable of love. She then
realizes her true passion for creating delicious baked goods
and establishes her own business, with Ryan Gosling, whom
she had force-fed her love mixture to. Their business is not
very successful due to Robin’s inability to deny herself the
food she bakes. The pair move to California to surf, eat ice
cream, train Hippogriffs, produce nine children, watch Disney Channel, and (attempt) to play Quidditch for the remainder of their lives.
Grant Harris: After four fun-filled years of high school,
Grant graduates and decides to pursue his dream of making
it into the music industry. He attended Western Oregon University with a degree in music industry and a minor in theatre. While attending WOU, Grant had the honor of having
Jonah Hill as a theatre professor. While debating heatedly, by
means of singing, with a fellow student about Star Wars vs.
Star Trek, Grant was overheard by Jonah. Jonah decided that
Grant is a fantastic singer and decided to help him get a leg
up in the acting/singing industry. Jonah introduced Grant to
Beyonce. As soon as Beyonce heard Grant’s voice she realized that he would be perfect as a backup singer in her next
music video in Italy. Upon arrival in Italy, He is told that he
must wear a green jumpsuit and dance with 10 dogs while
singing “Single Ladies”. After a long and successful career
Grant finally retired and spends his time traveling between
Italy and France.
Kerstyn Hart: After graduation Kerstyn went to Umpqua
Community College and became a dental assistant. Once she
was authorized she was offered a job in Texas. Of course
she accepted and before she knew it she was on her way to
Texas. Once she was there she discovered that she lived next
door to one of Scotty McCreery’s homes! She had always
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had a little crush (or massive crush) on him and his dreamy
voice. Of course she made sure they would become friends
and before long they were. Kerstyn was the only person that
Scotty trusted to keep his dazzling smile beautiful. He always tipped her generously for doing such a great job and
even once he gave her a cow! With all the tips she received
from Scotty she was able to buy a big truck and enjoy her
early retirement living next door to the man she loves.
Colin Hissong: After graduation, Colin goes to SWOCC
with many of his friends. After two years, he transfers to the
University of Oregon, where he plays for the basketball team
and works on an athletic training degree. Upon his graduation, Rob Mullins, athletic director for the Ducks, recognizes
Colin’s potential and gives him a job as the Duck’s athletic
trainer. After earning his fortune, Colin moves to Hawaii,
where his famous clients come to him. Before long, Will
Smith comes to Colin for help in training for his next movie.
Afterwards, he is pleased with Colin’s work that he gifts him
with a flashy green camaro in the latest model. Hearing of
Colin’s success, Ken Carter, who his favorite movie is based
on, wants to meet Colin, and flies to Hawaii to do so. The
two become very close, and now Carter flies out to see Colin
twice a year. Colin eventually retires to his mansion, with his
pets; an exotic white tiger, a frog, a ferret, and a hedgehog.
Spencer Hoppock: As the last zombie fell, Spencer holstered his guitar. Seven years removed from High School,
Spencer found himself playing small gigs at the local tavern,
Shenanigan’s. That was until the outbreak, anyways. Spencer played another chord and dropped another pack of the
brain-hungry ex-humanoids. He bent down to pet his loyal
canine and last surviving friend, Dr. Marmaduke. “This gig
is getting too hot for my taste,” said Spencer as he realized
that Floater Kentucky was too far overrun by the horde. He
fired up his reliable, red 1972 Ford Pinto and headed off to
the last place he knew would be safe from the zombie outbreak: Iceland. Thankfully, Dr. Marmaduke had managed to
modify the car and attach a jet engine, snowmobile treads,
and loudspeaker which played a constant supply of Ozzy’s
greatest hits. Spencer was impressed by Dr. Marmaduke’s
ability to tinker, despite not having opposable thumbs. After jetting across the ocean, Spencer and the Doctor arrived
in Iceland. “That’s strange, I thought there was supposed to
be ice over here,” Spencer thought to himself. It seemed as
if Dr. Marmaduke had overlooked this simple fact as well,
for he thought snow treads would be necessary. “Sorry ol’
chap, for it appears as if I overlooked this simple fact. My
apologies!” he said. Suddenly, out of nowhere, hundreds of
zombies appeared. Spencer acted quickly and un-holstered
his cherry red Gibson SG. What came next was the greatest
guitar solo man had ever heard. The zombies became peaceful and seemed to have no intention of hurting Spencer or Dr.
Marmaduke. Spencer was able to walk away from the horde
and finally retreat to Greenland. He and Dr. Marmaduke now
reside in Greenland, living with a walrus family.
Nate Horn: After Nate’s senior year, his parents are so proud
of him that they take him on a trip to New York. While he is
there, he gets to go to the Broadway play The Lion King. He
gets a ticket; seat number 17, which is in the front row of the
theater. Nate loves the show so much that he gets to meet the
actor who plays Simba. The actor likes Nate and gives him
a red Simba t-shirt and a stuffed animal. “Simba” asks Nate
what his biggest dream is. When he finds out, he makes some
calls and American Idol agrees to let Nate be a guest judge
After fulfilling his greatest dreams, Nate goes home to Glide
with his family and has a great life.
Emma Huglen: One day, while watching tv in her room a
realization hits Emma, “Wow, I am no longer in high school,
why am I sitting around eating food and wasting my summer?” So she decides to enter a contest to star in the next
Hunger Games movie called Catching Fire. She won the
contest but little did she know that the auditions would be
the last man standing. Whoever was the last person alive at
the end of a mini games would be the person to win the part.
Emma decides to try her luck. She pursues the audition and
to everyone’s surprise she wins the mini games and nails the
part. The trauma of all of the deaths that occurred in the mini
games was too much for Emma to handle. She decided to end
acting and go back to OSU to receive an education. There
she found a man that looks like Loki from The Avengers.
Attracted by his hotness and dangerous personality Emma
marries him and they move to Panem to live. One last thing
Emma, may the odds be eva in your fava.
Kaylynn Hunnicutt: Upon graduation Kaylynn went to Oregon State and became a pharmacist. As much as she loved
being a pharmacist she felt as though she could do more. After some pondering she decided to go to Africa and be a doctor to all the people there. While working in an orphanage in
Africa, Kaylynn met Tim McGraw who was there to adopt
one of the orphans. Kaylynn did such a great job helping TIm
out that he bought her a zebra, but it wasn’t just any normal
zebra. This zebra had purple and pink stripes rather than the
typical black and white. While she was in Africa Kaylynn
became one of the most loved people in the world and saved
so many lives that she was presented with the Nobel Peace
Prize by her favorite actress Sandra Bullock. After
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winning the prize Kaylynn decided that she would love to
become a zebra rider in a circus. Kaylynn went down in history as a life saver and superb zebra rider. She lived happily
ever after here in Oregon with her pet zebras.
Kelsey Jeffries: Always a free spirit, Kelsey thinks that college is for squares so she sets out to create her own path. She
travels to her native & beloved homeland of Ireland to find
herself and decipher the meaning of life. She begins exploring the country and one day, while filming a forest documentary and titling herself “Ranger Debby,” she stumbles upon
and falls into a black hole! Kelsey blunders for what seems
like a decade when finally she lands in a place she has never
seen before. It was a parallel universe! Kelsey starts to roam
this uncharted territory, searching for some way to return to
Ireland. While examining a track on the ground of an unknown species, Kelsey is too distracted to realize that someone is behind her. She turns to see a glorious man who introduces himself as Ricky Reynolds, a cross breed of Phil of the
Future’s Ricky Ullman mixed with celebrity Ryan Reynolds.
The first thing he says to her is, “A girl without freckles is
like the night sky without stars.” He was the most beautiful
man she had ever seen, and she knew that she had finally
found her knight in shining armor. Irrevocably wooed and
enchanted by this man, Kelsey falls deeply in love and they
get married followed by a two-year honeymoon. Together
they have seven children, all of whom are child prodigies
and create musical instruments from household materials.
Kelsey finds her true calling in the kitchen, where she cooks
her family a plethora of baked goods with her specialties being fried chicken, a variety of cakes, chicken pot pies, cream
of wheat, and peanut butter cups. The couple spends the rest
of their lives in a small log cabin; raising their seven children
and blob fish farm (native to the land), going on long walks
on the beach, playing with tamagotchi’s, and enjoying their
perfect lives together.
Tyler Jenks: After high school Tyler planned to go to Central Oregon Community College to get a degree so he could
become rich. Yet one night, as he was watching his favorite
movie, Step Brothers, he heard a knock at the door. Annoyed
that he was being disrupted he answered the door and was
shocked to find none other than Will Farrell standing on his
doorstep. Will’s car has run out of gas and he needed a place
to stay for the night so he and Tyler watched Step Brothers
together. Will took a liking to Tyler and was so flattered at
how much Tyler loved his movie that he helped Tyler fulfill his dream and helped him become the new Papa Smurf.
Tyler (Papa Smurf) lived happily ever after on a beautiful
beach with his pet ligar, Will.
Ashley Kame: Ashley Kame attended Umpqua Community
College for two years before transferring to Western Oregon
University. Shortly upon graduating with a Psychology degree, Ashley moved to Spain to start her own practice. Eventually she began studying psychological disorders in turtles.
Falling in love with her work, she adopted a turtle which she
named Howard. Through her work, Ashley was able to meet
some very interesting people, including Ryan Reynolds, her
longtime crush. Ryan loved turtles as well and soon he and
Ashley were spending all their time with each other. They
got married and lived happily in Spain with their twin girls.
Ian Keough: After graduating Ian went to Sierra College
in California to become a motorcycle mechanic. He became
very skilled at not only repairing bikes but building them. He
built a magnificent bike that he jokingly called “The Man’s
Machine”. He was so proud of his bike he decided to take
a road trip to Los Angeles. Amid the city chaos he became
distracted from the road and when he looked back there was
a puppy in the road! Out of instinct he swerved, hurling
his bike over the curb. He couldn’t lose control of his most
prized possession (The Man’s Machine) so he maneuvered
his bike through all the obstacles on the sidewalk. Once he
had gained control of his bike he pulled over and the owner
of the puppy finally caught up to him. It turned out to be Jessica Simpson’s puppy! She was so ecstatic that he spared her
puppy that she offered to repay him with dinner. He agreed
to meet her and she informed him that her producers had
seen his stunt on the bike today and they wanted to him to
make his own special model of motorcycle. He of course
accepted and enjoyed the rest of his date with Jessica who
instantly fell in love with him. They got married in Jamaica
and spent the rest of their lives there, living in luxury off the
money his successful motorcycle business brought in.
Austin King: After attending Oregon State University, Austin becomes a fire fighter. He is surprised when he finds out
that Anthony Hopkins is the head fire chief. On August 23,
the biggest fire of the season breaks out in Oregon. Anthony assigns Austin to be head of his division in fighting the
‘Shark’ Fire (as it is named). The firefighters climb into a
green helicopter and fly off to the forest fire. His team valiantly fights the fire, but Austin realizes that a man is surrounded in flames. Gallantly, he fights his way in and pulls
the man out of the flames. Because of his bravery, he is rewarded with high honor and becomes a national hero. He
makes good money and is able to travel the world as he has
always wanted. He finally retires in a villa in Italy where he
spends the rest of his days peacefully.
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Mariah Loomis: While Mariah is a senior in high school,
she realizes how much she likes helping people. She decides
to become a nurse and works hard in all of her classes. Soon,
she decides that Oregon is beautiful, but a bit too rainy for
her taste. Mariah boards a plane to Hollywood, where she is
finally able to get a job as a registered nurse. One day, she is
thinking about the movie Inception (she watched it the night
before) when suddenly the emergency room becomes filled
with noise and excitement. She rushes to the scene, only to
see a face covered in bandages. Mariah is assigned to care
for the injured man, and much to her surprise, she learns that
‘he’ is Channing Tatum. Once he is healed, Channing is so
grateful to Mariah that he asks her on a date. He takes her
to a zoo where they spot eight baby zebras. Afterwards, they
go to dinner and Channing gives Mariah twenty purple and
pink roses. Several months later, the two are happily married. They have two children and live happily ever after in
Channing’s mansion.
Ivette Lozano: After saying goodbye to her American
friends, Ivette goes back to Chihuahua, Mexico determined
to visit America again. She resumes her education in Mexico
and becomes a reporter for the local news station. She is very
popular and soon a mainstream news station hires her on as
their main reporter. Four years later, she returns to America
to visit her friends as well as film a headliner story. Shortly
after, she moves to Spain where she and her husband raise
bunnies as a hobby and sell them as pets. Together, since he
is a reporter as well, Ivette and her husband become main
reporters for CNN:Spain.
Cherokee McKenzie: After graduating, Cherokee goes to
Southwestern Oregon Community College with her friend,
Serraa Boyce. Upon graduation, Cherokee realizes she is
tired of the cold Oregon weather and moves south to California. One day, while wearing a navy and purple dress, Cherokee (literally) bumps into Josh Turner. He instantly loves
how sweet she is, and takes her under his wing. Over the
years, he provides for her and buys her a beautiful mansion,
where she spends her time with her 8 professionally-trained
dolphins.
Cheyenne Mellin: After graduation Cheyenne went to beauty college. She became a very talented hairdresser and soon
had a very wide client list. One of her most dedicated clients
was Rob Dyrdek. He thought she did such a good job that he
built a salon in his fantasy factor just for her. She moved in
shortly after and Rob decided that he would also teach Cheyenne how to skateboard so that she could skateboard and
do hair at the same time. With her new found skateboard-
ing while doing hair ability, Cheyenne decided to learn other
cool tricks. Rob put her on his show and people came from
around the world to have their hair cut by her. She became so
good at it that they decided to start a show just for her. She
expanded the stunts she could do but was not fully satisfied
with the show. She decided to introduce one more stunt...she
would ride a bull. It was a hit all the fans loved it! Her show
was a great success and she spent the rest of her career living
in Rob’s Fantasy Factory and having fun with life.
David Mendenhall: After graduating high school, David
joined the Navy and decides to pursue the tough job of underwater welding. But due to his lack of seeing colors the
Navy tells him that he cannot be an underwater welder. But
David has a dream, and he is going to pursue that dream so
through hard work and teamwork David made that dream
work. While on the job as an underwater welder David meets
his commanding officer, PeeWee Herman. They hit it off and
together they design the first rainbow-colored underwater
welding suit. After 30 years in the Navy, David retired and
moved to Germany with his pet monkey whom he named
Bill Murray.
Ashley Mooney: After suffering through 4 grueling years of
high school Ashley finally graduates! She attends Concordia University where she decides to pursue a nursing degree.
Making it through the first 2 years were tough, trying to balance her time between the Concordia golf team and school
proves difficult. But on top of that Ashley decides to become
a Pediatrician instead of a nurse. She goes the 8 additional
years required to become a doctor. After graduating with
her doctorate degree Ashley moves to Cheyenne Wyoming.
There she meets the man of her dreams, a cowboy named
Hank. But Hank is not a typical cowboy, he raises bunnies
instead of cows. Ashley and Hank get married and raise bunnies in Wyoming. She loves her job of helping kids and saves
5 children from a rare cancer. Ashley wins the Nobel Prize
for Medicine for her heroic effort.
Najla Morgan: The summer after graduation, Najla went
out into the world in pursuit of adventure, fun, and a career.
She spent the summer here in Roseburg then moved to Salem
and began school at Chemeketa in the fall. Here she spent
two years then transferred to Western Oregon University.
Even with all this schooling Najla just couldn’t decide what
career path she wanted to take. While contemplating this
situation and walking across the road Najla was hit by a car
driven by Jennifer Aniston. Thankfully Najla was not hurt at
all but Jennifer still felt bad and would be in huge trouble if
anyone found out so she paid Najla $100 million to
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never speak of the accident. With this money Najla decided
to become involved in the real estate business and bought
18 houses situated all over the world. She also purchased
a pet elephant that she dyed pink. She spent the rest of her
life traveling from house to house with her hot but kind and
caring husband. Together, traveling, they never had a boring
day.
Haden Nash: This summer, after graduating, Haden went to
Alaska to spend the summer working in construction. While
there he is asked by a local church to attend a mission trip
in Sudan. While building houses for the Sudanese families,
Haden meets Will Smith who is there to adopt a child. Will
and Haden become good friends and when Will hears of Haden’s dreams to attend BYU Idaho and become a neurologist
he decides to help Haden out by paying for all of his schooling. After graduating from college Haden, still close friends
with Will, moved to Texas with his beautiful wife to start his
career as a neurologist.
Rebecca Patterson: Becca enters the women’s MMA cage
fighting industry and easily becomes a crowd favorite for her
ability to destroy all opponents, while at the same time making them feel really good about themselves. Becca easily
became the women’s cage fighting champion of the world,
but she was not satisfied. Becca always has had an obsession with cooking delicious food at home. She had secretly
always wanted to become a chef, but doing so would ruin
her image and reputation in the cage fighting world. One day
after practicing, Becca ran into none other than Emma Stone,
who had been watching Becca’s career. Emma had seen the
secret desire to become a chef in Becca’s eyes, and she convinced Becca to follow her dreams. She was so inspired by
Emma’s words that she dropped out of MMA, moved to
Nebraska, and enrolled in a prestigious culinary arts school.
She soon discovered that baking delicious food helped her
manage her anger issues, and she knew that this was her true
calling in life. Becca became a famous chef and opened her
very own restaurant, married a former cage fighter named
Percy, and lived happily ever after.
Morgan Pickett: Morgan goes to Umpqua Community College after graduation, where she earns her degree to become
a vet tech. After finishing her schooling, Morgan moves to
Wyoming. One day, she calls in to a local radio station after
hearing about a contest they are holding. She wins the contest, and scores tickets to go to Emma Stone’s latest movie
premiere, complete with a limo ride to and from with Emma
herself! Emma thinks that Morgan is so cool, she decides to
pay for her to fly out to her house 11 times a year. During
one of these visits, they discover a mutual love for the movie
“Step Brothers,” and make it a tradition to watch it together
on every visit. One year, as a birthday present, Emma buys
Morgan a baby elephant! Finally, exhausted by her constant
trips and major success as a vet tech, Morgan retires to her
home in Wyoming, where Emma Stone now visits her.
Luke Pickle: After receiving a degree in character modeling/design, Luke decides to take a trip to California. While
he is there, he sees a man who looks very lost. Luke goes up
to ask him if he needs help figuring out to go when he realizes it is George Lucas! George is so grateful for Luke’s help
that he offers to drive him wherever he wants to go. While
they ride, Luke is able to tell George that he is a character
designer. George says he can always use talented artists and
he asks Luke to come to work... the very next week! Luke
happily accepts and shows up the next Monday to start his
dream career. In the 48 years Luke works there, he gets to
help on four different Star Wars movies. His name forever
rolls on the movie’s credits.
Milpreet Powar: Upon graduating high school, Mil knows
what he wants; the title of Mr.Olympia (bodybuilding champion). He continues a rigorous workout and diet plan, keeping
his eye on the prize and his body quickly became stacked. To
keep himself financially afloat and able to purchase his much
needed protein supplements, Mil takes over as the owner of
the famous Glide Store. Deciding it was time for a change, he
transforms the Glide Store into his very own 24-Hour Gym,
“The Powar House.” After a year filled with extensive exercise and a water/chicken diet, Mil enters the Mr.Olympia
competition and quickly rises to the top with his killer good
looks and stellar body. He blows away the competition as an
animal both on stage and on the bench press. Mil, to no surprise, wins the title of Mr.Olympia and with this title he has
the choice to have anything else in the world in his possession. Without hesitation, Mil demands a silverback gorilla, a
pet he has always yearned for. Mil lives a muscular life in the
USA with his pet gorilla named Will Smith.
Jessica Powell: Following graduation, Jessica obtains a job
working at the police department. There she becomes interested in bounty hunting. She pursued that interest when
she attended UCC that fall. After graduating with an associates degree in criminal justice Jessica sets out to bring in the
money. She successfully catches 33 “criminals.” On her 34th
one, she realizes it is Mark Wahlberg. Jessica is torn, she really likes Mark but the money to collect is equally as tempting. During the month long chase Jessica gets to know Mark.
She decides he is not worth the money after he asks her to
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marry him. Following the wedding they move back to Glide
and raise dolphins in a pool in their backyard. They make a
decent living by charging people to swim with the dolphins.
Maria Powell: In the fall after graduating from high school,
Maria began her college journey. She began attending UCC
and graduated with an associates degree in makeup and costume design. With this knowledge in her pocket she headed
out into the world to begin her dream job as a rodeo clown.
Her typical act as a rodeo clown included a costume, containing only the colors blue and purple, and lots of laughter.
At one of the world class rodeos that she was performing at
she met Vin Diesel accompanied by Megan Fox. They had a
grand ol’ time together and at the end of the rodeo Vin Diesel
pronounced her to be the funniest rodeo clown of all time. As
the years passed Maria began to realize that maybe it is time
for her to retire and travel the world. She spent the remaining
years of her life traveling to all of the sunny and warm places
across the world.
Rachael Prentice: Following graduation Rachel decided she
didn’t want to attend college like many of her peers were.
She took a whole new road in life. The day after graduation
she took off to Las Vegas. She didn’t have a plan of what
she was going to do but she got a job as a salsa dancer to
pay the bills until she decided what to do with her life. But
one day she was asked to go on Dancing with the Stars as a
professional dancer. Her first year on the show, she had the
opportunity to dance with Zac Efron! They danced away
with America’s hearts and ended up being the winners of
that season. Soon after Zac fell for her and they embarked
into a romance. During this time they were offered to shoot
another High School Musical movie. They gladly accepted.
Tragically Zac was killed during the movie while performing a very intense stunt. In his will he left Rachel everything.
Of these possessions there as a race car that Zac had loved to
drive around in his spare time. On a whim Rachel decided she
wanted to join a NASCAR race unannounced. So she waited
for the perfect time and right as the race started she zoomed
in and joined! She raced as hard as she could and ended up
winning. NASCAR was so impressed with her performance
they decided to drop all charges against her and offered her
a spot as a fellow racer. That is what she did until she retired
into Zac’s favorite vacation home in Tampa, Florida.
Cody Reich: After high school, Cody realizes that life is
about living out your dreams and being the best person that
you can be. He begins his journey by attending a criminal
justice program at an awesome school. Through that program he became a police officer. One day, while on the job,
he pulled over a car for speeding. When he walked up to the
car window he saw that it was Bruce Willis! Bruce told Cody
that if he didn’t give him a ticket then he would give Cody a
pet wolf. Cody gladly agreed. After 40 years of police work
Cody settled down with his wife and as the stories typically
go: They lived happily ever after.
Matthew Ridings: Matt goes to school at Western Oregon
University and transfers to George Fox University and becomes a physical therapist and a personal trainer. He quickly
climbs up in the medical world, so when John Travolta sustains a painful knee injury, Matt is offered a large sum to be
John’s personal therapist. After 5 months, John’s knee improved so much that he became famous. After this incident,
Matt trains and heals the celebrities and earns a healthy sum.
Matt and his wife take intermittent mission trips while taking
care of their children. They buy a blue house in the country
and live happily and comfortably.
Cierra Rivera: Fresh outta high school, Cierra falls madly
in love with and marries a pirate with one leg named Carlos.
With her new occupation of a Pirate’s Wife, she decides to
make a big change in the Pirate industry. She educates herself
to become a nurse and helps fellow pirates who are injured
from ship fights or falling off the boat, as well as those who
are affected various diseases. Cierra advances quickly in the
medical field and gets right to work helping those around
her. After a couple years of providing medical aid to pirates,
Cierra and Carlos have quite a bit of cash flow saved up, so
they decide it’s time for a change. The couple builds vacation
houses in Europe, Italy, and Australia; sailing to each house
with every changing season. They finally settle down and
at a ripe age of 48, Cierra has her first child. She names her
Butterfly. Carlos and Cierra are delighted to find that they
love the parenting life, so they have seven more children.
Cierra & Carlos, along with their kids Butterfly, Glamorus,
Dwane, Carlos the Second, Lil’ Shadee, Glo-Zell, La’Fonda,
and J-Wack all live happily ever after--a true pirate family,
and ready-made pirate crew..
Hollie Robeson: After graduating from high school Hollie
decides to attend Bridal University in Neverland. There she
completes her degree in wedding planning in only 2 years!
She then moves to Hollywood to plan celebrity weddings.
After planning the wedding of the century for Pippa Middleton which is a pink-themed wedding involving tigers as the
ring bearers, Hollie meets Ryan Reynolds. There they fall
madly in love and get happily married in Paris. Hollie chooses not to plan her own wedding but has 3 close friends plan it
for her. After living in Paris for 2 years with Ryan,
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Hollie quits the wedding business and settles down raising
horses and kids.
Kyle Rowe: After high school Kyle took a road trip with his
friends to Lake Tahoe. They had a great time but at one point
of their trip they had too much fun and he ended up stealing the ambassador of Zimbabwe’s prized mallard duck on a
dare. The ambassador loved his duck dearly and was furious.
He put out a reward for Kyle’s arrest. Kyle definitely didn’t
want to go to a Zimbabwean prison so he had to change his
plans of going to SWOCC and left the country instead. After
a lot of hiding and mischief he ended up in Fiji, living happily incognito as a beach bum under his new name of John
Wayne. He spent the rest of his life catching rays, playing in
the waves,singing songs and just being a bum with his pet/
life companion, Larry the duck.
Kyle Schiermeister: After graduation Kyle began his “Project X” type of summer. It was crazy, working all day for
Weekly Bros. and having fun in the evenings. Things got out
of hand a few times but at the end of it he was sure ready
to begin basic training for the United States Marine Corps.
After graduating from basic with buff arms and a manly
disposition, Kyle realized that his lifelong dream was to get
in touch with his caring side by becoming a psychologist.
He managed to achieve this dream while staying enlisted in
the Marines. After 32 years of service as a psychologist in
the Marine Corps., Kyle retired in Eastern Oregon as a well
rounded, but caring, man.
Andie Sewell: While working at Dutch Bros., Andie is ecstatic to make a double chocolate mocha for Johnny Depp.
She tells him that she is a huge fan. They start a conversation
and Johnny tells Andie that his young cousin is very sick
and she is dying. Andie tells him that she is going to be a
registered nurse and she would be happy to help in any way
she could. Johnny asks Andie to fly with him to his cousin’s
home. After only a couple days with Andie’s care, the young
boy gets better. Johnny Depp is so happy that he becomes
Andie’s patron, supporting her so that she can travel the
world to help children. In the first 10 years, she helps 73
children. At the young age of 54, she retires, along with her
husband, and buys a house in Rome.
McKenzie Shrum: After high school McKenzie headed
down to Klamath Falls to attend Oregon Institute of Technology. There she played softball all four years and lead her
team to more than one championship. McKenzie managed
to fit her schooling around her busy softball schedule and
was able to receive a degree in x-ray technology. As soon
as she received this degree she was offered a job right off
the bat. At her new job McKenzie met Jennifer Love Hewitt
who came to see her due to a possible broken pinky finger
that had turned purple. Because of McKenzie’s love for the
color purple she brought Jennifer in right away for an x-ray.
Jennifer was so thankful for McKenzie’s kindness that she
gave McKenzie a pet zebra and an igloo down in Antarctica.
After retiring from her x-ray tech job McKenzie moved to
Antarctica to live in her igloo, have 23 kids, and watch the
movie Bridesmaids all day long.
Johnny Spencer: Determined to make a name of himself in
this world, Johnny sets out on a journey to produce a hybrid
mythologically mysterious feline creature, the Liger. With
high hopes, he crossbreeds a tiger and a lioness and eagerly
awaits the results. A couple months later, his very own Liger
is born! Johnny is overjoyed and thrilled, and can’t wait to
tell all his pals. Johnny soon learns that, unfortunately, ligers
are real animals and have been existent in our world for quite
some time, thus crushing Johnny’s hopes and dreams. Enraged and downtrodden, Johnny heads home to go read his
favorite book To Kill a Mockingbird and eat hot dogs. While
on his way, Johnny spots a house engulfed by fire! Without
hesitation, he grabs his handy water hose and buckets from
the back of his truck, hooks up the hose, and miraculously
defeats the fire and saves six babies and their mother. Johnny
is immediately hailed as a hero around Glide, but it doesn’t
stop there. His story appears on thousands of news shows
throughout the country, and the name “Johnny Spencer” is
forever associated with the word ‘hero.’ He settles down in
New York only to find that his neighbor is the one and only
Ben Stiller. Together, they become partner police officers and
fight crime in the city. Johnny eventually marries a nice girl
and together they have a family and live happily ever after.
Celine Stefanich: Following graduation, Celine attends
UCC to become a graphic designer. She gets her prerequisites out of the way and then transfers to Australian Academy of Design in Melbourne Australia. She graduates with
top honors and becomes a world renowned graphic designer.
When Celine is not working on a design project she is busy
working on one of her many novels. She writes a winning
series called “My Life in a Fridge Box”. At age 57 Celine
retires from graphic design and is content just to write. She
moves to San Diego and spends every day just sitting in the
zoo watching the Jaguars. After several months of this, Celine is inspired to visit the Jaguars homeland. She travels to
South America and spends the rest of her life just enjoying
the sights and sounds of the jungle. Celine writes her last
book “The Red Jag” while living there. After her death she
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is remembered and greatly honored with a pulitzer prize for
her fantastic books.
Brenna Stinson: Brenna, after graduation, attended Linfield
College. There she played on their varsity soccer and track
teams, also she majored in Chemistry. Brenna was so successful at Linfield that an Olympic scout asked her to try
out for the Olympics. While training for the Olympics, she
was asked to be a model for Puma. During one of her photoshoots she meets Ian Somerhalder. They hit it off and decided to move to Australia together. There they live happily;
she works as a scientist while he continues to act.
Shayla Strong: After thoroughly enjoying four long years
at Glide High, Shayla decides to go to Umpqua Community College to become a registered nurse and fulfill her passion to help others. Disaster strikes when a new Oregon bill
comes into law, banning the presence of any or all cows from
the state. Shayla is heartbroken when she thinks about life
without her Moo Moo Baby of Love, the cow love of her
life. Refusing to live without him, Shayla relocates herself
and Moo Moo to California. While house hunting, a scout
for a famous model agency spots Shayla and is astounded by
her natural beauty and feminine charm. The scout quickly
convinces Shayla to come into his agency and sign a two
year contract to appear in Cosmopolitan magazine. She
gains worldwide acknowledgement and rises to the top in the
model world, but Shayla feels as though something is missing.Once her two-year contract is up, Shayla enrolls in University of California to continue her education in the medical
field and finally becomes a registered nurse. One day in the
office, Shayla receives 12 pink roses and, addressed from
a mysterious admirer from afar. Every day, Shayla receives
12 various pink flowers from her secret admirer until finally
this sweet man reveals himself to be the one and only Tim
Mcgraw! He was an avid reader of Cosmopolitan magazine
and had spotted her pictures and decided that he must have
this voluptuous woman. The pair falls in love and together
with Moo Moo Baby of Love take over as the owners of
Cosmopolitan magazine and become billionaires.
Connor Thompson: After graduation Connor attended Mt.
Hood College and played basketball. After only a few games
he was drafted into the NBA for the Los Angeles Lakers.
During one game he flew into the audience ( while making
an impressive save) and landed on none other than Megan
Fox! He was very embarrassed but after she recovered from
her minor concussion, she was wooed by his tallness and
they got married. After a successful career as a Laker he retired as a millionaire, returned to school to pursue his dream
career as a chemical engineer and lived happily ever after
with his wife and pet bunnies watching their favorite movie,
Cinderella.
Mariah Twarowski: After graduating from GHS, Mariah decides to live it up and soak up da summer with her
motto,“YOLO,” you only live once. Her goal: become a legit gypsy for the last summer before college. She runs away
from home with only the clothes on her back and a lacrosse
stick for protection. Mariah hikes (hitchhikes, that is) to the
outskirts of Eugene where she builds a hut out of sticks and
grass. Upon her completion of her temporary home, Mariah
hangs out around the U of O campus until she realizes that
she is starving to death due to lack of food. Scared and lethargic, she curls up in her hut and prays for a miracle to
save her. All of the sudden, Mariah is startled to see Simon
Baker emerging from the wilderness with a mile-high plate
of steak in his hands. She is utterly enchanted by Simon’s
beauty as well as the delicious aroma of steak, and Simon
reveals that he has been spying on Mariah for weeks and has
fallen deeply in love with her. Although Mariah thinks Simon Baker is the most handsome man alive, she decides the
gypsy life is not for her. She bids farewell to Simon and flies
to Wisconsin where she enrolls in Carthage University, and
eventually becomes a Nurse Practitioner living in Greece
with her nine cats.
Lizzy Watts: After graduation Lizzy decided she needed to
have an adventure before she began her new life. She travelled all around, fishing in Alaska, surfing and swimming
with turtles in Hawaii, and taking in as many experiences as
she could along the way. She had a great time and was ready
be serious to start her future. She went to Umpqua Community College in the fall. Halfway through her second year
she decided to follow her true passion of being an animal
rescuer. She traveled all around the world to places such as
Africa, the Amazon Rainforest, and India. She received great
recognition after saving a lion’s life at the Central Park Zoo
in New York, everyone wanted her to save their animal’s life.
She dedicated all her time to rescuing animals that needed
her. She was brilliant at what she did but after 20 years she
decided that she should pursue her education to be a nurse.
As a nurse she helped to save the lives of many people. Lizzy
retired in a small hut in Madagascar after 35 years of saving
animals and people.
Andrea Weber: After four long years of high school, Andrea
graduates high school. After attending UCC for a few years
to get those pesky basic classes out of the way, she transfers
to OIT where she plans to become an ultrasound tech. There
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she moves in with 12 roommates in a house just off campus.
Lucky for her, one of her many roommates knows Cameron
Diaz who is in dire need of a ultrasound tech to monitor her
upcoming baby. Andrea is more than thrilled to do the job
so she flies out to live in Los Angeles. Cameron Diaz gives
birth to a healthy baby girl and names her Andrea. Cameron
declares that Andrea Weber is the top ultrasound tech and
soon all the stars are coming to her for business. Andrea lives
out a life of fame and fortune.
Christina Wilson: After graduating, Christina spends her
summer volunteering at Saving Grace animal shelter and
the Wildlife Safari. When fall arrives, Christina heads to
Western Oregon University, where she earns a degree in
animal sciences. After completing her education, she returns
to Glide, and lives with her Blue Heeler Cross, Pebbles.
One day, Hugh Jackman seeks her out to help him with his
French Bulldog, Dali, after hearing of Christina’s renowned
work with animals. She is able to help him, and the two become fast friends. Over the years, he recommends her to 21
of his closest famous friends, including Anne Rice, author
of “Interview with a Vampire.” Christina lives out her life in
Glide, dividing her time between watching Lion King, hanging with pals, and helping animals.
Trevor Wright: Trevor refuses to believe Blockbuster is
closed, so he reports to the empty building for “work” every
day. Trevor finds a copy of The Aviator (his favorite movie)
behind some rubbish that was left behind and he becomes
inspired. He takes everything he has learned from attending
UCC and decides to move to California to make a movie.
Despite having no previous experience in the entertainment
business, Trevor’s movie idea is so brilliant that he is able
to cast Clive Owen and Zooey Deschanel for the lead roles.
His movie, entitled ‘Walrus’, becomes the biggest hit of the
century, making over 108 billion dollars in profits. With his
vast amounts of cash, Trevor buys a house in New Zealand
and Germany. He buys a bright red airplane and splits his
time between the two countries for the rest of his life (while
people beg him to help with other movies).
Kyle Wyckoff: “Then he raised his head to the full moon and
let out a guttural howl as a salute to the moon, the source of
his power.” Kyle had spent the last four years of his life living in Montana’s Glacier National Park while training under
the guidance of twenty-one spirit wolves. Kyle’s mission:
save the Earth from an invasion of genetically modified, cy
bernetically enhanced White Siberian Tigers. This was the
event he had been training for from the day he was saved by
the spirit wolves after his tragic accident during his visit to
Montana. Unfortunately for the enhanced tigers, they were
not aware of Kyle’s inherent ninja abilities for which his was
famous in his hometown. The tigers stood little chance. The
battle raged on for several days. Kyle fought alongside his
canine mentors and achieved glorious victory. Knowing their
quest to train the chosen one was complete, the spirit wolves
ascended towards the moon. Kyle wept. He lost some of his
closest friends and and greatest allies. With a final show of
pride and respect, Kyle once again howled to the moon. The
mountains rang with the howl of the last student of the spirit
wolves.
Michael Young: Finally an official alumni of Glide High
School, Mike knows exactly what he wants to do for the remainder of his life: take over the world and rule it with an
iron fist while eliminating all evil. His first step is to enroll
in Skyloft Knights Academy. After four years of training in
sword skills and learning how to protect citizens, Mike is
finally deemed a Skyloftian Knight. Becoming famously
known throughout the country by protecting citizens from
harm using his prime sword skills, Mike quickly becomes a
hero. He is elected President of the United States, where his
first item of business is to make America a utopia. Mike then
takes over as the owner of Nintendo, where he uses his salary
and profits to take over the entire world! Mike easily gains
power over every country and province in the world, and
transforms each into utopias. He becomes a beloved leader
to all, and everyone hails him as the “Smiter of all Evil.” He
spends the remainder of his life being King of the World,
watching Nacho Libre, and playing with his pet George (a
Diplodocus with rocket launchers.)
Lawrence Zayas: After graduation, Lars spends two years
at UCC, getting his culinary arts degree. While doing so, he
earns a name for himself as a genius with food. Upon finishing his degree, Lars is offered his dream job; a head chef at a
luxurious restaurant in Japan, which he immediately accepts.
One night, after a big movie premiere, Ryan Reynolds comes
in to the restaurant for a midnight feast. He is so impressed
with the food that he demands to meet the chef. Ryan and
Lars hit it off and stay in close contact after Ryan returns to
the U.S. He eventually buys 3 red cars with his fortune; a
Saleen s7, a stingray corvette, and a 1970 Shelby GT, which
he buys from his favorite author, Rick Riordan.
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Senior Wills
I Cody Caddock being of legit mind
and legit body hereby bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: Sam Hango - I leave unlimited
power, chocolate milk, and the ability to
put pots on peoples heads in SKYRIM!
TO: David Caddock - I leave good luck
and the piece of toast you left in my car
at the beginning of the year...
TO: John Black - I leave my parking spot outside the math
hall for when you eventually get your license. ;)
TO: Ronnie Reed - I leave my desk in Callaway’s Class.
May you forever sit in it like a boss.
I Kate Camozzi being of sound
mind and sound body hereby
bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: Shelby Fummerton and
Alex Brennan - Thank you for
all your help in Ag 1. I give you
many, many years of happy times in AG.
TO: Mychelle Fugate - Thanks you so much for the great
times at lunch and our talks. I give you a great Peanut Butter
Sandwich, chips, Kiwi and drinks.
TO: Myressa Fugate - You have been a great friend. I give
you many good times at school dances.
TO: Wayne Fuson and Cody Riech - I give you both a life
time of friendship. TO: Josh Allen - Thank you for being a good friend to
me. The State FFA Convention was great this year, but Dairy
Queen was the best. I leave you a good joke!
TO: Sonja Fugate - You are very nice, I give you great Fun!
TO: Brandon Halter - You have always been so nice; I leave
you a great game of baseball. Go Brandon!
TO: Shannon Kidd - I leave you a big smile.
TO: Zack Rose - Zee I leave you happiness.
TO: Elijah Dunnavant - I give you a starring role in a movie. You will be great!
TO: My Best Friend since 3rd grade, Ashley Kame - You are
a good person. I give you the world.
TO: My Fellow Seniors, Haden, Tyler, Kyle, Matthew,
Grant, Kerstyn, Mariah, Connor, Cherokee, McKenzie, Johnny
and Ashley - I leave you great joy, Good luck with the rest of
your life.
TO: My Great Brothers, Kyle, AJ and Michael - You are the
BEST!!!
TO: My Teachers, Mr. T, Ms. Ellen, Krieger, Ms Maurice,
Ms. Tonya, Ms. Diane, Mr. Charlie - leave you a big THANK
YOU!!!!
I Kelsi Carr being of soundish mind
and indifferent body hereby bestow
and bequeath the following:
TO: Caroline Brown - I leave you all
my delicious food and I expect you to
eat it. Also I leave you my “psychologist skills” for you to use in all sports.
TO: Kali Vickery - I leave my ability to fix all your issues in basketball
and all the good horoscopes for Scorpios (that’s us). Also, since I adopted you as my sister, I think
I should leave you something extra but I don’t know what that
will be so we will make that a surprise.
TO: Hayley Livingston and Shelby Thompson - I leave you
guys a way to get home from sports. I also leave Hayley the
mind set to defeat all the creepers on the way to her house and
you are promoted to Gorgeous in basketball; work it.
TO: Heather Graham - I leave you my place in the Glidian world
considering you’re my twin so no one will even notice! Kind of
cool huh? I would write more but you already know since we
have twin telepathy and all so I’ll just leave it at that.
TO: Elle Rappe - I leave you the small amount of jumping capability I have. Maybe that little bit will be what you need to go
to the Olympics for high jump.
TO: Kaitlyn Vian - I leave my record of most falls in soccer.
You now have the title of clumsiest person on the team. You
earned it.
TO: Amanda Hatley - I leave you the responsibility of being the
basketball “mamma”. I think you will be best at it so make me
proud and enjoy.
TO: Bronson Bass - I leave you every country song I like so you
can learn them and sing them at track.
TO: Madison Gladding - I leave you my squirreliness (may
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have spelled that wrong) since I don’t think I will need it
much anymore.
TO: Tom DeBell - I leave you the knowledge of how to get
gum out of anything and someone to call you Timothy.
TO: Brenden Fricke - I leave you a new lab partner (haha!)
also someone to bug all the time and yell at you. Oh, and to
talk about horoscopes, and ducks with.
TO: Jacob Livingston - I leave you a hot tub.
TO: Brandon Halter - I leave you gum and someone to watch
your games since I missed one. Oops. Also I leave you someone to yell at to make threes. Maybe you will get to be a three
reindeer someday.
TO: Mr. Callaway - I leave you all the ads I never sold.
TO: Mr. Doty - I leave you someone else to be weird in your
class. Though I didn’t mean to be half the time.
TO: Luke O’Connor - I leave you nothing! Except this spot
in my will. I hope you feel special.
TO: Mrs. Strickland - I leave you my brother.
TO: Mr. Hawkins - I leave you a shot put and all the misery
it and the 800 brought me.
TO: Mr. Gould - I was going to leave you something relating
to track but your history class scared me way more than track.
So I leave you all your horrible, awful tests. Sadly I think you
might enjoy this gift but it’s the best I have.
TO: The Girls Basketball, Soccer Teams, and Track - I leave
you many prosperous and fun years to come. Good luck!
TO: Josh Allen - I leave you my frown.
TO: Ashton Forrest - I leave you my lucky javelin. Maybe
it will bring you luck (not that you need it) since it never
brought me any.
TO: Mrs. Graham - I leave you all the sudoku puzzles I never
did. You know how many that is! Also you are going to need
to find someone to laugh at even when they are being completely serious.
TO: Ashley Fox - I leave you someone else to be creepy
with.
TO: Cameron Middleton - I leave you someone else to harass.
TO: Mr. Clair- I leave you lots and
lots of scholarships. Also an aide to
do all the work and bring food.
I Katamarina Nicole Collar of
slightly sound intelligence and overall imaginative qualities, only be suffering from disintegrated coiffure,
thusly state upon my departure from
the educational establishment that is
stationed within my homesteads town of Glide; that I, who
from the times of morning till early afternoon on the days of
Monday thru Thursday, with occasional musician related activities that were conducted over the weekends, have attended
that educational establishment that has uprightly given myself the standings on whom I qualify as myself in present day.
And as a senior, I hereby request upon those figures of that
very establishment’s society my last and final wishesTO: Everyone - Good Luck
I Tyler Gordon being of resolute
mind and regal body hereby bestow
and bequeath the following:
TO: Jacob Livingston - I leave a
knife to pop open that clam.
TO: Brenden - I leave my firepit so
you can burn your ankle braces.
TO: Brandon Halter - I leave my
awesome leaping ability.
TO: Cory Finlay - I’ll be open for a pass in the fifth row
next year!
TO: Z - I leave my batting cage to come over whenever
you want.
TO: Heather - you can share the batting cage with Zach.
TO: Swag - I leave nothing because you got it all.
TO: Luke - I leave my modest attitude.
TO: Rat - I leave crumbs of bread and cheese.
TO: Papi - I leave my UNDISCOVERED pitching ability.
I Ben Hango being of sound mind
and body hereby bestow and bequeath
the following:
TO: All Students - I have hidden
twenty-five dollars inside a random
computer tower around the school.
Good luck!
I Robin Hansen being of swift mind
and puny body hereby bestow and
bequeath the following.
TO: My deary, Ashlee Fox - I leave
you someone to walk around the track
with while eating candy. I will always be there for you whenever you
need a friend even if I’ll be gone.
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Write me a letter or something :) Stay strong and you are an
awesome gal. I am very thankful to have a friend like you!
TO: Miss Carol!!!! - I leave someone crazy to dance and rap
with you. I will miss our broom dance...and our rap sessions...
and our good ol’ talks...and the laughter on the track bus...but
thank you for the memories. Your an amazing athlete and a
great friend. Thank you for being you :)
TO: Madi-son Gladdin’ - I leave someone for you to receive
the baton from hehehehe...you’re an awesome gal and I sure
am going to miss track and having classes with you. Good
luck and have fun with life!
TO: Elle - I leave someone to watch Harry Potter with on
the way to the State Meet. I am going to miss your beautiful singing voice and watching you, Kali, and Shelby laugh
hysterically on the track bus. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape,
DUMBLEDORE! Ron! Ron! Ron Weasley!
TO: Kali Vic - I leave the fact that I am still upset about
us not having our sword fight because you tricked me and
soaked me with water! You are a stud and it was great having
you on the 4X100 team. Keep up the good work! TO: Miss Shelby Thompson - I leave you super amazing hurdling skills. Oh wait, you already have those! I’m gonna miss
you gals, stay awesome! :)
TO: John Black - I leave someone else to make fun of and to
talk to about all of the, ummm, interesting things people do...
haha. Feel free to borrow my Harry Potter wand, though not
too often, I know how you tend to get carried away with those
sorts of things heheh.
TO: Eric Rojas - I leave a poem:
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I Don’t have a date for prom,
But I’d like to go with you :)
Please tell me now if you want to go too
By the way my dress is blue
TO: Jaime Stellar - I leave - someone to talk to about all of
the amazing books in the world. Keep me informed of any
awesome ones you come across! Stay awesome my friend!
TO: Mr. Chris Butler - I leave the trunk of my car and someone that will comment on your use of deodorant. Great job
this track season, keep it up! You’re great and hilarious guy,
good luck with your future and I wish you the best broski. TO: Elijah Dunnavant - I leave someone to read your book
and discuss your movie with. Way to follow your dreams and
I wish you the best of luck with both projects! :)
TO: Wayne Fuson - I leave a fantastic high school experience. Just remain optimistic and hope for the best. Don’t ever
let anyone get you down. Remember that you are a great per-
son and live it up! (within reason though) Good luck!
I Grant Harris being of magnificence in mind and robust in body
hereby bestow and bequeath the
following:
TO: Sam Hango - I leave: At least
one more good play your senior
year with you as the lead because
you have the most talent of any
thespians left in the club. I leave
you the ability to grow manly facial hair. You are probably the funniest person at this school,
as well as being awesome. So for that I leave you the awesome handshake we copied and developed for Flaming Idiots.
You can share it with Tanner. Stay fly my BROTHA!! CAKAAA CAKAAA!
TO: Tanner Dumont - I leave: Awesome music to play in
band, because we all know, all of the music we play usually
sucks, at least until the spring concert. I leave you another
year of qualifying and competing at State in Band. I leave
you an awesome Disney Land trip which will be… awesome,
next spring and I will try my best to magically appear down
there… magically. I also leave you another year of Hub group
and many questions to ask to help strengthen your walk with
the Lord. I also leave you some sweet soccer skills. Lastly I
leave you the title of BAND PRESIDENT.
TO: Ari Preston - I leave you the ability to focus Ari, because
as we all know, you need it. I leave you many more dank pep
band games and millions of drum solos hopefully resulting
in you getting picked up by a band. I leave you a lead male
role in the next play because we are running low on male actors and you have demonstrated in the last couple plays that
you have great potential. I also leave you the ability to make
the ladies laugh, even though you do that pretty well on your
own.
TO: Mikel Farly - I leave a winning soccer season, more
plays, and a fun Disneyland trip next spring. Oh, I also leave
you a State wrestling championship, even though I am not in
the position to bequeath one.
TO: Bronson Bass - I leave *hopefully* one more year of
choir, because the men’s section really needs you. I also leave
you a slightly weakened brass section to cope with (which really isn’t a positive). I leave you a fourth place or better finish
at State with Band, because you are one of the hardest working people in the Band and you deserve it. I leave you the role
of lead bass in Sudden Impact, even though you are basically
already. And lastly I leave you the at least one more
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play your Senior year. You have dramatically improved (no
pun intended) since you first started acting and you will be a
cornerstone next year for the club. Have fun at Disneyland.
TO: Tom Debell - I leave you Sudden Impact. You are in
charge now dude. Whether or not the group will survive without David and me (especially with Ben being so busy) is yet
to be seen. But I believe that if anybody can continue to build
the group it will be you. I’m sure Bronson will help you if
you ask. I leave you a starting midfield position on the Soccer
team next year, which I will help you prepare for this summer. As I did with Bronson, I am leaving a weakened brass
section, but I am sure as always you will rock the Tuba. Here
is the big one though, I leave you the choir. Next year you will
be the man in choir. That means learn your part better than the
rest of the other guys, correct freshman when they do something wrong, and most of all…SING OUT! When the men’s
section is weak, our choir fairs poorly and I will not have the
three year streak of going to State in choir ruined due to lack
of man power. Elijah is a good singer and he will help you, so
utilize him and any other talent you have to lead the choir to
glory once more. I have faith in you…*sob…sob*
TO: Cory Finlay - Cory, I leave you music. Just remember,
even though you are a great athlete, life isn’t all about sports.
You have the potential to be a superb singer, how many counter-tenors really exist in the world? Not enough, and you have
the ability, if you worked at it, to be an outstanding musician.
I leave you better ears to hear pitch, in the hope you won’t
go flat ever again lawl. I also leave you the role of lead tenor
in choir. And remember, a leader is someone who loves the
sound of the band more than his own horn.
TO: Sara Engle - I leave you a solid band and outstanding
choir to work with your senior year. You have probably the
most talent of any musician to pass through the Glide music
program…ever. So I leave you trips to State next year and
lots of fun in Disneyland.
TO: Mikaela Chasteen - I don’t know what to leave you. You
are an awesome gal and friend, there is nothing I can give you
that you need. But if I had the power to, I would leave you
another awesome upper classmen with luscious facial hair
who listens.
TO: Bailey, Shelby, and Carson - AWWW my beautiful alto
trio. You guys are awesome and I love you all. I leave you
lots of freshman to complain about in choir and some form
of comic relief in math. I will come back to visit I promise,
but only if, when I show up in choir, you great me as you did
Ben this year.
TO: John Black - I leave you a Soccer team that can actually protect the back line. I leave you midfield so you’re not
always stuck on your heels fighting to protect Jacob. I leave
you the second chair position for trumpet because you deserve it. Have fun in Disney.
TO: Jacob Fricke - I leave you a strong defense next year to
protect you. You are on the path to be the best goalie in our
league. Keep it up.
TO: The Band - I leave you guys another year at competing
at State.
TO: The Choir - I leave another year competing at State and
an awesome Disney trip. I also leave you a developing men’s
section… ENJOY.
TO: The Boys Soccer Team - I leave you guys a winning season, I also leave you new leadership. I bequeath my Captain
role to John Black. (Matt bequeaths his to Mikel.) Kick some
grass next year.
I Kerstyn Hart Being of sound mind
and beautiful body hereby bestow
and bequeath the following:
TO: My little peasant C___D (JP)
- I leave you someone else to crawl
into bed with in the mornings of batting practice.Oh my Jordyn I leave
you someone to play catch with in
majority of our games and someone
to hug after you make the last out in
the State Championship game. I leave you someone to drive
to wrestling meets with you and Tanner Canaday!! I love you
Jordyn:)
TO: Halt - I leave you someone cool to have our number next
year but remember there will be no better pair of 4’s then us.
I leave you to do all your math homework. I also leave you
a special burrito book to draw all sorts of wild animals in
for me and our two loving dogs. :) I leave you the hope that
someday we will float from your house to mine in the river.
I leave you someone else to become a member of the gossip
group.
TO: WAlkadoo - I leave you someone else to take your stats
and another person to go to the races with.
TO: My Carl - I leave you someone that will make soccer
practice entertaining and someone for you to get annoyed
with for goofing off. I leave you late nights in the Hawkins
yard:)
TO: Emily - I leave you someone that you can share shoes
with and someone you can tape your quad with.
TO: Kayley, Jordyn, and Emily - I leave you someone else to
take baths with.
TO: Hera - I leave you a person that you can help in Chemis
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try and someone to tell all your weird stories to.
TO: The softball team - I leave you guys a lifetime full of fun
and success. Keep up the hard work.
TO: Devin Freeman - I leave you someone else to back out
on you on prom... sorry. I leave you a memory so you won’t
forget your things.
I Rachel Hawkins being of a generally sound mind and a semi-sound
body hereby bestow and bequeath
the following:
TO: Ashlee Fox - I leave the tradition of going to school barefoot on
the last day of senior year. Don’t
forget to have shoes on hand--just in
case.
TO: Caroline - I leave a wonderful
senior year! Don’t get too stressed and remember to have lots
of fun. I also officially leave you the responsibility of praying
for the soccer team before games. Thanks for all the good
times we have had on the soccer field, on runs, and on hikes
and now I leave you a new exercise buddy. God is going to
use you in amazing ways! Love you, girl!
TO: My little bro - I leave an awesome last two years of high
school. Sing strong! Play hard! Run fast! Think big! You are
an awesome little brother and God has great plans for you!
Love you lots!
TO: The Track Team - Thanks for all the fun seasons! I now
leave you wonderful, successful, and fun future seasons! Run
fast. Jump high. Jump far. Throw far. Get to State! Elle, don’t
forget the light switch. Tom, look for Maynard before running! Mikaela, I will give you the recipe for Applesauce drop
cookies. Dad, turn the car off. And finally, Mr. Gould and
dad, thanks for helping me with all of my injuries and training me! You guys are awesome coaches!
TO: The Soccer Team - I leave you girls wonderful future
seasons full of trouncing Saint Mary’s on their home turf and
competing at state! Thanks for all the fun times on and off
the field. Hayley, don’t get too stressed in the box and don’t
blame yourself. Remember, there are eleven other people in
front of you. And Dana, thank you for all your help throughout the years. You are an awesome
coach and I couldn’t have asked for
better.
I Spencer Hoppock being of sound
mind and sound body hereby bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: The Common Guitar Shredder
Jesse Livingston - I leave you the shared wisdom of the discussions of guitars. Pinch harmonics, scales, sweep picking
(not even going to try it!), whammy bar types, modes, keys,
intervals, ect. From what I hear of what you say you must
be pretty good at guitar. Those two preternatural beings (you
know who I mean, those bizarre beings in the hall) they are
left to you good luck! Anyway I hope you have seen, “Step
Brothers” by now! It’s so funny I can’t believe you haven’t
seen it. You should stick with your band and play at the Illahee I’ll go and see you play and maybe we will have a battle.
I also heard from Ari (The awesome drummer/funny ADHD
guy who can make it big with drum skills.) That you can even
sing really well. What’s with that man! You better keep on
jamming! We are now to be departed at this time but I might
see you again hopefully. I still want that XPT700!
I Emma Huglen being of mysterious
mind and bodacious body hereby bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: Caroline Brown (Sista Fritz/Akon/
Downtown Brown/Carlos) - I leave
you in charge of the soccer team with
the responsibility to lead them to State!
I know you will lead them to victory. I
also leave you someone to go biking,
hiking, and P90x-ing with. Someone to dance with you in
your kitchen to Locust Street Taxi, someone to die with you
when your parents listen to BOOKS ON TAPE, and someone
to get bloated with from an overload of peach rings. I will
never ever ever forget our thousands of hilarious memories
together. Know that you are truly an awesome girl in every
way with SO much potential to do anything in the world that
you choose. Love you Caro!
TO: Hayley Livingston - I leave all our amazing memories
on the soccer field, as well as the responsibility, with Kali, to
take the place of Mariah and I to be astoundingly weird and
sing Selena Gomez songs on the bus. And last but not least,
I also grant you the title of: “Ultimate Diva.” Hayley, I will
miss you dearly! PS: You’re my favorite freshman.
TO: Kali Vickery - I leave you the job (with Hayley) to take
the place of Mariah and I as the “weirdest and coolest” kids in
school. I also expect you to continue being a STUD in every
sport you participate in! Your obnoxious laugh will forever
ring in my ear holes. I must say, however, I will miss it! PS:
You’re my favorite freshman.
TO: Bronson Bass - I leave our wedding ring. It’s made of
plastic and from the dollar tree, but our love is made of kryptonite and from the heavens. I leave you our first “kiss” on
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stage, and someone to pet your luscious locks every day. I
will miss you dearly my sweet Bronny boy, you better not go
to Tennessee! Oh, and by the way, I want a divorce. Xoxo!
TO: Shanny Kidd - I leave someone else’s hair to play with
during Chem lectures, tons of Lana Del Ray songs, the man
with the skull tattoo on his face, and invisible packs of Shaun
White gum so that people won’t steal them! And lastly, I
leave you the sight of that one guy in leggings that you love
so much ;) You are a such beautiful human being in every
single way and I adore you!
TO: Ashlee Fox (My Ash Baby) - I leave long and warm
hugs that will never fail to brighten your day. Someone to
work with in chemistry, a naked mole rat, and someone to
complain about your job with. I leave you a new bud to go
to Colliding Rivers with and go 105%, another person to go
on bathroom runs with you, and lots of basketballs to kick
(and not slip!) I will miss our talks, snuggling in Megans’
heavenly bed, and holding your hand. You better come join
me at OSU after you graduate! Also, I hope I receive that
awesome T-shirt we talked about for graduation ;) PS: I’m
still convinced that you NEED to be a model. I loooove you
and I will miss you every day!
TO: Hera Astgen - I leave an endless supply of Victoria’s
Secret perfume, gas station belly rings, and a listening ear
to hear the exciting tales of your life. I also leave you my
exemplary knowledge of chemistry, the power to lift people
up with one finger, and the ability to always have a plan on
Saturday nights! I will miss your comical ways!
TO: Shelby Thompson - I leave you a mirror in which you
will see yourself as you actually are! With non-deformed legs
;) I also leave you the responsibility to help the soccer team
get to state next year, and the year after! Believe in yourself
woman.
TO: Kaitlyn Vian - I leave all our good times in weight training; the struggling through ab exercises, the burn of calf raises, and the pain of bench press. You must also continue to
dress fashionably and adorably throughout high school and
beyond, because you are so cute! I will miss your bubbly
self!
TO: Chris Butler - I leave you endless bribes and pizza :)
Someone to beat up during Spanish and someone to chat with
during weight training. You’re a great guy with a fun personality, and definitely one of the coolest sophomores I know!
Please make me more of your famous cookies :) And I also
bestow on you the responsibility to find a way to annoy that
one guy who we always talked about in weight training... :)
I’ll miss ya!
TO: Cynthia Nash - I leave you the rest of high school to
work on your (already washboard) abs in weight training :)
And another workout buddy to push you to the limit! Remember to bench press every day!
TO: Garret Short - I leave you with this advice: NEVER lose
your lizard/frog snap-on bracelet! Also, I expect to receive a
stingray bracelet just like yours one day.
TO: Joe Hanson - I leave you this greeting: “JOE.” I also
leave you another poor Spanish aide to make fun of and be a
total DIVA to. :) BTW FYI, I like your earrings.
TO: Jasper Jones - I leave someone else to tell you how stellar your shoes are. Also no more muffins in Spanish.
TO: Elijah Dunnavant - I leave my admiration for your killer
dance moves at all our dances! You were always a blast to
dance with because you would actually get down and boogie.
I also wish you the best of luck with your productions. Stay
awesome!
TO: John Black - I leave someone else to run into in the hallways and hit with your backpack. And someone who will have
a (citrus fruit) party with you every day after school. Even
though I cringe to admit this, I will definitely miss you!
TO: Eric Rojas - I leave rain bonnets. And lots of them. Also,
I feel that I must inform you that I like your hair.
TO: Alex Brennan (Rat) - I leave you this: Roses are red,
violets are blue, I couldn’t find a better friend as cool as you!
Dear Rat, you are one jolly good guy and I will miss your
smiles and saying “Hi Rat!” to you in the hallways.
TO: Brenden Fricke - I leave a new victim to be a JERK
ALERT to. I also curse you with my unfortunate lack of the
ability to think of good comebacks quick enough. So there.
TO: Alexa Evans - I leave someone else to say to you in a
manly voice.... “ALEXAAA.”
TO: Jaime Stellar - I leave everything tubular, stellar (lol),
and gnarly in this world. You are such a kind dude and you
always made GHS a brighter place for me!
TO: Bailey Edwards - I leave you the responsibility to keep
liking phenomenal music and to continue to excel in Espanol!
P.S.- I always put a “C” on your workbook pages without
even checking them ;) Don’t tell Senora!
TO: Devin Freeman - I leave: a wave that never ends! Thanks
for always making me smile :)
TO: Savannah Espinosa - I leave the power to kick a soccer ball all the way across the field and to keep being a B.A.
defender! You have a ton of potential and you will do great
things both on and off the field :)
TO: Jennifer Enserink - I leave… JENNIFART. I also leave
you the job to keep my husband, Bronson, in line. No more
wives for him. I must say, Jennifart, that you are an extremely
intelligent girl and you will go far in life.
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TO: Mr. Shaw - I leave our excellent taste in music, Chuck
Testa, and many anti-joke chicken jokes. I also wish you never ending patience in dealing with those darn freshmen. Oh,
and BTW I will never forgive you for that terrible but brilliant
clown joke. What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
TO: Mr. Doty - I leave you with the knowledge that you
always have been and always will be my favorite teacher!
Anatomy class was the best and I learned so much from you.
What makes you a great teacher is the fact that you truly enjoy teaching. Thank you for getting me interested in the science field, for writing me a superb letter of recommendation,
and for helping Kelsey and me with all the leadership activities this year. PS: Remember that singing Christmas tie you
magically received from two anonymous students a couple
years back? That was from Kelsey and I! You are the best!
TO: Senora Strickland - I leave many years of insufficient
Spanish aides who will never live up to my legacy! I expect
you to work them to death every day too, and force them
to MAKE COPIES and correct workbook pages until their
hands fall off and brains are equivalent to mush. Nonetheless,
voy a extrañar Senora Strickland (google translate helped me
there) and I will be sure to stop by and wreak havoc upon
your class every once in a while. PS- “These ones!” Thank
you for being mi profesora favorita!
TO: Christopher Clair - I leave an endless supply of peanut
M&Ms and an abundance of whiny seniors next year to complain about life to take my place! Thank you for putting up
with me and my friends, and for buying that bagel for me that
one time.
TO: KRIEGER - I leave a plethora of “bad hooligans” to
deal with in the parking lot next year. You will always be
the coolest and my favorite employee at GHS and I’ll miss
laughing at all your hilarious jokes! Just remember, DOWN
WITH PHIL.
TO: Mrs. Randall & Mrs. Gaylor - I leave someone else to
park in non-parking spots! Bwahahahaha!
I Kaylynn Hunnicutt being of my
American mind and my big body
hereby bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: Mckenzie and Kari - I leave
you two girls my throat, so you guys
can hit it whenever you want. I also
leave you guys our English and Animal Science memories when we all said stupid things. Getting to know more about you guys was great, I’m going to
miss you two a lot. See ya around! Mckenzie sorry you didn’t
get to be Ivette!! I know you tried, so stop staring at her... hahaha! Kari we were never talking about you. (: hahaha
TO: T’leah Staggs - I leave you almost everyday in the library! And the Boat next door. P.S no one lives in the boat. I
leave you all the memories and all of the fun times we have
had, I’m glad that we hung out and talked a lot more. I leave
you “Chewbacca” hope it doesn’t get to crazy when I’m gone.
Just remember to keep your head up! You rock!
TO: Ivette Lozano - I leave you the best times at Glide High
and I leave my American Accent. Hope you had a wonderful time here, and getting to know you was awesome. We
will both leave our English class with all the underclassmen!
English was great! With our inside jokes that made the class
more fun, we have laughed so much over the past of the year.
You have touched so many people’s hearts; you’re the best
foreign exchange student we have ever had! I also leave you
“Apples to Apples” since we were always the only two who
wanted to play. I hope when you go back to Mexico, we keep
in touch and always remember how stupid we were. P.S: Remember you still like your peanut butter.. Hope to see you
again.. *Chewbacca forever!!* haha (:
TO: Ty My Best Friend! - I leave you the hugs you always
give me since we first started to hang out. I leave you the rest
of your two years of high school, and my lunch everyday!
Even though you are “wiser” at least I don’t have grey hair. I
will miss my chocolate pretzels when I go to college.
TO: Ryan - I leave you Ty. You guys can be best friends again
and hang out everyday like you always wanted. I also leave
you the baseball pitcher thing and the jump rope that hurt
your ankle.
TO: Ratt! - I leave you the waves you always give me when
I see you; I leave you your non-matching outfits! You’re the
only one who can wear stripes and plaid. (: I also leave you
the rest of your years in high school, remember to keep up
your grades you don’t want to retake any classes later on and
graduate on time.
TO: Jamie - I leave you English, when you wanted to play
“apples to apples” with Ivette and I. Have a great school year
next year.
TO: Mr. Gould - I leave you the microwave in your class
room. Who is ever going to bug you everyday at lunch next
year? You’re an excellent teacher!!
TO: Mr. Hawkins - I leave you our amazing 2nd period class.
Our class was a mixture of a lot of different types of students,
but we all got along just fine.
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I Kelsey Jeffries being of witty mind
and hefty body hereby bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: My Bad Ash Foxy Mama - I leave
you someone else to give you the best
hugs every day of your life. I give you
the STRENGTH to not cry over petty
things when you know deep down that
you are da bomb and things will always
end up ok. And I leave you my phone number so you can
always call me when I’m away and missing you!
TO: Shanny Kidd - I leave you my <3 and the ability to stay
the chillest girl in the world with the nicest hair, coolest shoes
and prettiest face. I leave you the ability to KNOW THAT
YOU ARE REALLY SMART and not get down on yourself
when it’s unnecessary!
TO: Bronny Boy - I leave you nothing because you’re a babe
and it’s not fair that you’re THAT good looking. I’m going to
miss you in the plays.
TO: SAMUEL HANGO! - Ayyyeeee!!!! I hope you stay
the coolest cat in the alley. Never change because honestly
you’re the most amazing guy in the world!
TO: My North Western Bell - I leave you home runs to hit
every game and I leave you all of my cool. I hope one day
you go on America’s Next Top Model so I can stalk you for
life because you’re hot. <3
TO: Heatherbear! - You are the love of my life Heatherbear,
I leave you someone else to be your favorite senior ;).. I love
you and will miss you, love!
TO: Emily Deardorff - I leave you all of the glitter and rainbow colored makeup in the world. Maybe one day you’ll actually wear it so I can see! And I give you the confidence
to become the best shortstop in state! Make me proud Little
Em!
TO: Brandon Halter - I leave you someone else to put junk in
your sweatshirt hood. I leave you to judge other people more
harshly than you judge me! And I leave you someone else to
pester during math and draw strange creatures for!
TO: Lukus O’Connor - I leave you someone else to harass,
someone else to bully, and someone else to throw pens at.
You’re evil. :)
TO: The Big Mammas- I leave you the appetite of a full
grown Senior ;) And I leave you two to adapt to the softball
life without me. Keep on eating ladies!
TO: Mr. Doty - I leave you another AMAZING leadership
aide to post fliers, plan assemblies, create movie nights, work
their tail off, and chat with you during your off period... Even
though you and I both know you could never replace me! :)
I Tyler D. Jenks being of intelligent
mind and graceful body hereby bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: Walker Damewood - I leave you
the willpower to complete your task
as a 4x state wrestling champion.
TO: Chris Kame - I leave you with
the power of awesomeness.
TO: Garret Short - I leave with the intelligence to actually talk to a girl for
once... aka J.P.
TO: Kevin Beard - I leave you Nothing.
TO: All of My Fellow Wrestlers - I leave you with the manhood to make it through the harsh and horrible practices that
will win you the state championship you desire.
TO: Ian (aka Beatus) - I leave you with this advice... try not
to be so annoying during wrestling season so that hungry people don’t want cause you bodily harm.
TO: Devin Freeman - I leave you with some advice, KEEP
TRACK OF YOUR STUFF!
I Ashley Kame being of a calm mind
and a strong body hereby bestow and
bequeath the following:
TO: Chris Kame - I leave two more
horrible years of high school, and
many people to pick on you. I hope
that your high school years will be
fun and filled with many hot babes,
and a huge pocketful of miracles. You
might need it to pass high school. (; I will not leave you my
friendship, I will not leave any of my awesome ways, and I
will not teach you how to be pro. I only say this, because I
will see you at home, and you copy me anyways. You will
learn one day. You have to just start off somewhere right? I
leave you two more years of awesome wrestling so you can
make it to the top, and you know, break more arms (; Oh and
I leave you some style, because you don’t have any. Maybe
I will buy you some swagger deodorant, so you can at least
smell the part. (;
TO: Charity Walker - I leave you my witty ideas, sassy comebacks, fun times in On My Own my Junior year (; and all the
fun times we have shared. Make your years fun, and don’t
take anything from anyone, and we all know you won’t. :D
I also leave my friendship so we will hangout a lot over the
next stages of our lives.
TO: Kari Wynn - I leave you all of our fun memories in track,
and I hope you find someone else to buy dutch bros with and
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mess around during the track meets, someone else to make
you laugh, and help you make fun of Walker. I leave you all
the fun moments to cherish, and I leave you the hope for more
to come in your remaining years. I leave our friendship so we
can still talk when I am away. (:
TO: Kassi Undlin - I leave you all of our great memories,
like in FFW, and at lunch in our past years. All the fun summer nights we spent with each other. I leave you all the inside
jokes and creative ideas we would come with. & most of all I
will leave you my friendship, because I know we will always
be friends(:
TO: Destini Harris - I leave you a great senior year, and awesome friends to stand by you. I leave you a protection shield
away from drama, because it lurks in every corner. I leave
you the things we talked about, so we can talk more over the
summer because you will be a part of this one. So now I can
get to know you better(:
TO: Tanner Dumont - I leave our awesome, and legit talks in
Callaway’s class, I leave our laziness to talk about what we
did on the weekend, I leave all your smart remarks, and witty
comments to yourself. I leave you all the awesome memories
we have shared so we can share more over the summer, because I know you will be there, and if you aren’t I will lure
you with with all the stuff you love. (;
TO: Ronnie Reed - I also leave you all of our fun memories
in Callaway’s class, our hugs in the hallway, your beastliness,
your shyness, and every day how I would say ‘hi Ronnie.’ I
leave you with all the best memories you could ever imagine,
because I know I will see you over the summer also, only
because I have to and you’re a beast. I leave all of your funniness, and weird remarks you would say, and oh...wait.....did I
mention? Nah, I think I forgot so I will say it now YOU ARE
A BEAST!!(:
TO: Riki Willson - I leave you all of our AWESOME memories in P.E my Junior year. I leave you all the messes we
caused, the jokes we made, the laziness we shared, all the
bumps and bruises that occurred from hitting each other with
the hockey sticks, and fighting hard against each other(; I also
leave you being small enough to fit, and hide in the lockers.
:D I leave you the best of memories, and a ton of fun in your
last year until you are free.
TO: Samantha Damewood - I leave you all of our fun times
and talks in FFW. I leave you all of our great memories we
have shared, and I hope you stay in touch with me(: And remember that one time at Austin’s house? You had a snake
as your belt ahaha. You creep. I am pretty sure if you kiss a
snake it doesn’t turn into a prince (; Ahaha I leave you all the
greatest memories you can think of. (:
TO: Courtney Wilson - I leave you very good memories in
high school, the ability to pass, I hope you find someone who
will not judge you about what type of music you like, and I
leave you the ability to make a ton of new friends, and have a
great time in your high school years. I will be seeing you no
matter what, because your sister is a great friend of mine.
TO: Jasmine Rayevich - I leave you all the sassiness in the
world, I leave you your ninja skills, and I leave you the ability
to always mention something to me whenever you saw me. I
leave you the ability to pass high school, and to offer my help
if you need it. I leave you many friends and great memories to
enjoy it while it lasts. I will be seeing you a lot after I graduate, you can’t get rid of me just yet. (:
TO: Walker Damewood - I leave you awesome years in wrestling so you can make it to the top again, again, and again.
You’re also a super beast.
TO: Kaitlyn Vian - I leave you the ability to start judging like
I do(;
TO: Jordan Olson - I leave you the thought that girls are perfect in every way(;
TO: Eric Rojas - I am sorry to say I have to leave you with
my brother Chris. I know that sucks, and you will probably
hate me after this. I leave you the ability to tolerate him as
much as possible, and the permission to make fun of him as
much as you can. I am sorry, but this is the way it has to be,
and you are stuck with it. I leave you a shield against headaches and sarcasm, because you are going to need it with this
bombshell.
TO: All who I may have missed - I leave you a great adventure in high school, great friends, and awesome memories(:
TO: High school Drama, and immaturity - I leave you here to
not ever be stirred up again, because I am moving on to bigger and better things(;
TO: All of my teachers - I leave you all the great times we
shared and all the help you have given me to overcome my
hardships throughout my high school career. I leave you my
gratitude and happiness, because you all helped me achieve
a major goal in my life, and I could not have done it without
you. I leave you my thanks, and I will come back to see all
of you(:
TO: The next years of track teams - I leave you the ability to
achieve your goals and make your personal records. I leave
you the ability to have a good time, and try your hardest. &
especially I leave you the great memories I promise you will
have, and the awesome coaches, and people you can share the
great experience with.
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I Ian Keough being of a horrible mind
and ripped body hereby bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: Brandon Halter - I leave you with
the greatest memories on the bus rides,
singing, and all the video recordings
we made of people.
TO: Ari Preston - I leave you with the
absolute no doubt about it hands down
best drum solos ever.
TO: Jasper Jones - I leave you the ability to shred in the parking lot before basketball practice.
TO: Tanner Dumont - I leave you with being the coolest
cousin ever, and always making P.E. fun.
TO: Elle Rappe’ - I leave you with no one to copy and make
fun of your laugh, all the great times we had together, and
Cole Spens to take your senior homecoming or prom!
TO: Kylie Keough - I leave you knowing that you’re my
little sister.
I Ivette Lozano being of my Mexican mind and my skeletal body
hereby bestow and bequeath the
following:
TO: Mckenzie Mican & Kari
Wynn - I leave you two girls my
peanut butter so when you guys are
hungry you can eat as much as possible. I leave you guys our stupid
jokes. I was glad to get to know
you guys more; you are really important to me.
TO: McKenzie Shrum - I leave you my Mexican accent so
you can make fun of it whenever you want and the pleasure
of being the first person who I hung out with when I first
came here.
TO: Kaylynn Hunnicutt - I leave you our lunchtime every
day with our stupid jokes I leave you our unstoppable laughter and all my trust, thanks for being there when I needed you
more and for being the nicest girl in the entire school since
I came here. Thank you for trusting me all the time and for
never leaving me alone. I will miss you every day at school
when I go back Mexico. I don’t know how my lunch time is
going to be without you P.S. Chewbacca Forever lol.
TO: Tristin Reich - I leave you my crazy songs about love
and my biggest treasure “my best friend in America”.
TO: Cameron Middleton - I leave you great moments together, thanks for all you’ve done for me; you are such a great
guy. I will miss your racist comments. P.S. it wasn’t a school
bus haha.
TO: Abby Miller - I leave you my Spanish dictionary.
TO: Josh Allen - I leave you my weird faces and my pencil
pouch because you are always stealing it and I take all of your
jokes and weird stuff from you. I will miss my “Hi Ivette!”
every day.
TO: Brenden Fricke - I leave you my fart gun and my help in
Spanish class. Who is going to bully me next year? Haha. You
are such a funny guy I will miss you I promise.
TO: Nick Jarrett - I leave you my morning smile every day.
TO: T’leah Staggs - I leave you our funny chats in the library.
TO: Shelby Mehloff - I leave you one hug for each day and I
also leave you that fun sleepover at your house, you are such
an amazing girl. I love you and I will not miss you because
you are going with me to Mexico.
TO: Bailey Edwards - I leave you my “cute accent” haha and
I wish we could hang out more.
TO: Tyler Jenks - I would leave you my Mexican accent so
you could make fun of it, but I already left it to Kenzie already oh well! You can always share it. The truth is that you
are such a funny guy and I enjoy hanging out with you even
when you always just pick on me.
TO: Haden Nash - I leave you amazing moments together,
laughing about everything, even when we just first met; it was
like we have known each other since forever. You are an awesome friend, you are funny and polite, and you are a really
fun guy to hang out with. Thank you so much for everything.
I will miss you a lot. P.S. Arriba El guapo y las muchachas!
TO: Mr. Gould - I leave you my Mexican presence in third
period and the pleasure of being my favorite teacher. Thank
you for being that amazing person, the teacher who is always
happy to see me, the teacher who always is nice to me. Thank
you for your support, thank you for believing in me even
when I don’t, and thank you for let me use your microwave
everyday at lunch. I really will miss you Mr. Gould.
TO: Mr. Mooney - I leave you my laughs in seventh period.
Thank you for making me laugh every day.
TO: Mychelle Fugate - Well what can I say buddy? I leave
you the best friendship between a sophomore and a senior
haha. I leave you my best moments in Glide, Oregon. Thank
you for every single moment that we spent together, thank
you for all you’ve done for me, thank you for being with me
when I needed more, for hugging me the only time that I cried
haha. I leave you all my funny things and my hugs every day
I leave you our lotion war and my stupid dances and I also
leave you our French fries after school. I will miss you oh,
and of course, your daughter, but DO NOT FEAR! I will be
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day I swear. Te amo dos buddy!
TO: Kathryn Bayly - I leave you the desserts theft, and our
chats while doing our makeup. You are a really great person
to hang out with.
I Cherokee Mckenzie being of sound
mind and healthy body hereby bestow
and bequeath the following:
TO: Logan Fugate - I leave all our inside jokes and our fun days at lunch
with endless pennies and the hope to
see you graduate. You made this my
best year even over the awkward start
and the dance collaboration but it was
tons of fun. So just hang in there; it may be your second year
now and I won’t be there to make you smile (jk) but still don’t
let people get you down, and I’m just a message away so remember that. Oh and try to be on time to your classes. And “
We love you logan <3”
TO: Courtney Willson - I leave our summer fun and all the
parties in the park and all are rough housing. I love you tons
and I wish you the most luck with the rest of your life. Take
your life in the direction you want it to go in. You’ve only got
one so live it to the fullest.
TO: Kali Worsham - I leave our fun in math and the jokes in
English for they were the best ever.and the morning bus rides
and our evening ones two.
TO: Sonya Fugate - I leave our English fun and our P.E walks
and conversations and I hope that next year turns out better
than this year. And P.S. You’re not fat so stop thinking you
are.
TO: Alivia Farrand - I leave you with the P.E. locker room
jokes and the responsibility to make sure Sonya has a good
next year. Make sure she doesn’t say she’s fat. And if I could
I’d leave you all the sharpies you need in the world.
TO: Wayne Fuson - I leave you with the fun that we had and
great memories and debates. Keep speaking your opinion; it
suits you.
TO: Greg Ochs - I leave you with our arguments but also
with the fun we had. I hope you will do great for the rest of
high school and try to keep Logan out of trouble for me; he
needs to be watched.
TO: Mr. T. - I leave you with the next class up for I won’t
be there lol. Hope they’re not all bad and I hope you have a
great year.
TO: Krieger and Jenel - I leave you great memories and all
my love; just think happy thoughts. Keep the jokes going.
They’re fun and will lighten any buddy’s day up so smile: its
not the end of the world.
I David Mendenhall being of sound
mind and feeble body, hereby bestow
and bequeath the following:
TO: Walker Damewood - I leave you
two more state titles and an Olympic
gold medal.
TO: Garret Short and Ryan Rondeau
- I leave you an amazing two more
years of wrestling. I want to see both
your name up on the board in the
gym!!
TO: Amanda Hatley - I leave you all of the chocolate milk
and suckers in the world. But only if you promise to share
them with people, mainly Josh.
TO: Josh Allen - I leave you all of the stupid, and
sometimes mean, stuff we do during school and during
wrestling. I also leave you the box, haha. Make sure you
use it! Also, don’t hurt the new freshman too bad, no matter
how much you REALLY want to haha.
TO: Kasri Undlin - I leave you all of the drama of high
school that always seems to find its way to you.
TO: Elijah Hawkins and Tom Debell - I leave you the bass
section, have fun with that one. P.S. Don’t forget to call Mr.
Graham Captain Crunch every once-in-awhile :)
TO: Ian Burdette - I leave you the ginger snap. DON’T
FORGET IT!! haha
TO: Cameron Middleton - I leave you the ability to
magically make your neck disappear. Bulk up you twig!
I Ashley Mooney being of sound mind
and body hereby bestow and bequeath
the following:
TO: Joseph Mooney - I leave you all
the fun things to do as a high school student. Don’t let fear of doing something
dictate who you are as a person. If you
want to play football don’t let the fear of
getting hurt stop you from playing. Play
soccer, do track, play football, play golf, draw crazy animals
that no one has ever heard of, do whatever makes you happy
and live your life to its fullest. I love you, Joseph! I’ll miss
you when I’m gone. I’ll miss getting into our stupid fights
and trying to whoop up on you and not being able to. Keep
in touch and ALWAYS remember to send me a birthday message.......Bazinga!
TO: Mr. Mooney - I leave you peace of mind with one less
smart aleck kid in your class. Thank you for everything you’ve
done for me over the 18 years. I know you’re going to miss
your amazing aide and your best Calculus student...
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back! I also leave you a yardstick to swing at the students
in the front row. Please don’t kill too many freshman...and
PLEASE DON’T TAKE KALI’S LUNCH AGAIN!!! She
obviously is always starving. I love you, Daddy! Thanks for
all your support.
TO: Kaitlyn Vian - I leave you another ride to practice who
will sing random songs at the top of their lungs. ‘My darling,’
I do know a few other things I should tell you as well...1) I’m
going to miss you very much next year. 2) My nose itches. 3)
Don’t fall so much during practice. 4) Don’t buy food if your
badge doesn’t work. 5) Don’t fall on the top step at Mercy.
And 6) Don’t forget to have FUN!
TO: Madison Gladding - Claire, I leave you all the memories
of the soccer bus, all the missing washcloths, and lolly pops
and blue things. I leave you a killer year in both soccer and
track... oh, and don’t get your butt wet when you hurdle... it
looks funny. Thank you for everything. You were there for
me when I hit rock bottom, and I know that you have to be
possibly the coolest, nicest, most amazing person I know. I’m
going to miss you!
TO: Savanah Espinosa - I leave you the giant shoes of
SWEEPER! Be the boss from the back and protect Hayley...
she is your goalie. Don’t let yourself get pulled too far forward... it doesn’t end well. Always rotate in a circle it helps
keep everybody covered, and ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS be ready to play goalie when Hayley is either down
or out too far!
TO: Thomas DeBell - I leave you all the memories we have
created. I love you. Thanks for being my best friend; I look
to you for so much. Thank you. I will miss you next year.
Remember, have fun and enjoy your last two years of high
school.
TO: Cory Finlay - I leave you all the memories of us saying,
“You ‘member the time when we talked like this for hours,
and the bus driver yelled at us to stop?” I also leave you the
Michael Jackson card in “Apples to Apples” and every LEFT
HANDED layup in basketball. Keep Tom in line and whatever you do....DON’T SPILL THE POPCORN!!!!
TO: Caroline Brown - I leave you all the weekend and early
morning summer practices that you drug me out for. Right
before soccer camp when you woke me up at seven in the
morning to go run sprints....only you would make me do
that every morning, and then six hours later meet me at the
field for another practice....and then again meet me later that
night for a scrimmage. Caroline, I’m going to miss trying to
bribe you with food to score goals. Keep making scoring look
easy!
TO: Hayley Livingston - I leave you our secret handshake
that neither of us can remember. Keep up the good work in
the goal and keep up those amazing corner blocks that we
didn’t think you could reach. Good luck next year with a new
sweeper... I promise I trained her well... and keep talking.
Without you yelling where people are, the field is too quiet.
TO: Sara Engle - I leave you another female solo buddy, and
I leave you another soprano who understands how frustrating
things can be in choir. Good Luck next year with the soprano
section and the rest of the choir. Don’t stress your senior year
too much!
TO: Kali Vickery - I leave you the willpower to NOT eat
during math class. Apparently my dad wasn’t kidding about
taking your lunch. Keep running everywhere on the soccer
field, and please, please, please do not try your wookie call
when you’re having the overnighter.
TO: Mr.Shaw - I leave you another student to yell, “Good
morning,” at from across the parking lot. Good luck with your
Chemistry class...they will never be as fun as my class....if all
else fails, ADD MORE POTASSIUM!
TO: All The Teachers - I leave you a lot of gratitude. You
all have helped me in some way, and all of you have helped
prepare me for my future. Thanks for everything!
I Jessica Powell being of sound mind
and sound body hereby bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: Defense in Soccer - I leave you girls
the ability to have more good games than
bad ones! Remember to cushion and
stick with your person. I wish you girls a
good season :)
TO: The Rest of the Underclassmen - I
leave you the ability to realize that pleasing others will get
you nowhere in life. Just do your own thing and don’t care
what people think. Also I leave you to do well in your classes,
and hopefully you all graduate! :)
TO: Mariah, Cierra, Andrea, Morgan, Shayla, Cheyenne, Maria (Plus Natalie and Brittnee) - All of us use to hang out together, but as we got older, we slowly started to fall apart. The
only thing that stayed the same between us, is we all seemed
to fit at the lunch table together throughout high school. You
guys are the only people that really understand Maria and me
and I thank you for that. I hope we all keep in touch after
graduating. I will never forget you group of girls because of
all the great memories we’ve shared. Love you all :)
TO: The Rest of the Senior Class - I leave you all the good
memories, if we’ve shared any. And I hope everyone has a
good life. :) See you at the reunion!
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I Maria Powell being of sound mind
and strong body hereby bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: The Underclassmen who are Slackers (and probably hate high school just
as much as I did) - I leave you some
advice: start doing good in your classes.
Don’t slack off and pass with only “C’s
and “D’s. It really gets you your senior
year when applying for scholarships and colleges.
TO: The Future Glide High School Soccer Team - I leave you
with many many wins. I also leave the offensive players good
footwork, and powerful kicks to the goal, not at the goalie.
Also I leave the beginners, or the not very strong players, to
believe in yourselves and do not let not playing very much
bring your self esteem down. Practice, practice, practice, and
then hopefully you will be one of the starters! :)
TO: The Seniors that are Leaving Glide High School with
Me - I leave Mariah, Cierra, Cheyenne, Morgan, Andrea, and
Shayla all the ups and downs we shared together through Elementary, Middle, and High School. Honestly, I hope we stay
in touch with each other even though all of us have different
plans for our futures. We will just have to stay updated with
one another on Facebook, huh? Haha. I won’t forget any of
you. Can’t wait to see you girls at the reunion!
TO: Johnny - I leave you Johnny, nothing. Just kidding :) I
leave you the ability to get a GF.
TO: Natalie and Brittnee - I leave my best friends Natalie and
Brittnee, even though they moved away, all the great memories from Glide High School and all the laughter and stupid
moments we shared.
I Cody Reich being of sound mind
and sound body hereby bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: Wayne - I leave the ability to stay
focused and get through school.
TO: Greg Ochs - I leave the ability
to stay my friend and to succeed in
school.
TO: Courtney Wilson - I leave the ability to stay good friends with the people you care about. And
to watch over logan for me.
TO: Tristin Reich - I leave the ability to succeed in life and to
stay in contact with his big brother. :) Love ya bro!
TO: Ben Kercher - I leave the ability to have fun in class and
to be a great teacher.
TO: Will Bartlett - I give you the ability to meet new students
and make Wayne help you with clean up after lunch and to
talk to: Your friend, Cody Reich. Have a good one Will.
I Matthew Ridings being of sound
mind and sound body hereby bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: “Mikerl” Farley - I leave my
position as soccer captain to you,
even though you will not be a senior next year. Lunches well spent
at your house gorging ourselves on
pizzas and other foods. Carry on the
newly started tradition of bowling on the weekend and going discing. Lastly all of the looks we give each other when
words can not be shared.
TO: ‘Little Tank”, “Bedis”, and any other aliases - I leave you
the ability to chill the heck out. Though I may not have always
been in the best of moods when your were spazzing out, you
were always pretty cool. But think before you speak. TO: Cameron Middleton - I leave you all the fatty, greasy,
foods your well sculpted body desires.
TO: “Mr. President”, “Sam Mo Fo Hango” - I will always be
available for you, whenever you feel compelled to start texting movie quotes while sitting on John. I will respond faster
than a giant spider that moves faster than the hershey squirts
after mexican food. Also, when you become president, I want
to be your secret service agent.
TO: Tanner - Keep doing “Mountain Parkour.” What I leave
to you is a car to drive whenever you are in a pinch and you
don’t have your own car.
TO: Ari “Stubby Thumbs” Preston - keep our lunch RockBand drumming going.
TO: Jacob Fricke - Master your goalie skills for next year.
I leave you the ability to dunk in basketball by your senior
year. TO: Cheyair - Either find someone else to drive you to school
through the week or get your own car. I will miss our morning chats.
TO: Carson Trimble, I would have really liked to have taken
you to prom. Be that as I didn’t, I leave someone to take to
prom for the rest of high school.
Congratulations
Class Of
2012
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I Hollie Robeson being of large
mind and small body bestow and
bequeath the following:
TO: The 1st Period Math Guys I leave someone to laugh at your
video game talk and to talk about
random stuff with you all of the
time.
TO: Luke O’Connor - I leave
someone for you to call random
names and to make throw stuff away for you. Don’t take life
(or jokes) too seriously!
TO: Jake Livingston - I leave someone who will laugh at
your random sarcastic remarks.
TO: Sara Engle - I leave the soprano section (good luck).
TO: Mr. Hawkins - I leave someone “credulous” to make fun
of who will make fun of you right back. Take it easy on her.
TO: Mr.Shaw - I leave an aide that will laugh at your science
jokes and make up dorky jokes. Also, I leave you febreeze air
freshener for after dyeing eggs and after 6th period.
TO: Mrs.Graham - I leave lots of sudoku puzzles and someone to sit in the corner first period who will laugh at your
math jokes.
TO: Mrs.Franks - I leave someone who knows how to properly run the copying machine and who rents massive amounts
of books.
TO: Jace Hopkins - I leave someone who will encourage you
to keep making trouble.
TO: Rat - HI RAT!
TO: Cory Finlay - I leave the tenor section. No more sticking
shoes in sleeping peoples’ faces!
TO: Madison Gladding - I leave someone to go backpacking
with and to make weird faces at.
TO: Kari Wynn - I leave someone to “fight” with and talk
about choir stuff with. :)
TO: Mckenzie Mican - Keep on cheering and never lose how
sweet and caring you are!
TO: Bailey Edwards - I like to move it move it! :) Keep up
your spunky, fun side, it will get you far. Don’t ever stop
singing, you are AMAZING!!!!!!
TO: The Bass Section - Be Beast!!!!!!!
TO: Ashton Forrest - I am NOT that short ;). Keep your
grades up buddy, and don’t forget to have fun!
TO: Bronson Bass - I leave you someone to creepily stare at
in chemistry :) Keep up publications and don’t stop singing!
TO: Tom Debell - I leave you somebody who will constantly
tell you that you look like either a cat or a turtle.
TO: Next Year’s Chemistry Aid - Good luck with the fresh-
man tests!
TO: Mr.Graham - I leave you a soprano who will lighten
things up and also almost pass out before solos. Go easy on
her, and good luck with next year’s choir. Trust Bailey and
Sara.
TO: Mr.Gould - I leave dangling carrots, UCC letter spelling
errors, the guys in the corner that refuse to take notes, and a
smart-aleck who you are always able to shut down. Thanks
for helping me prepare for college.
TO: Kaitlyn Vian - I leave you somebody to warn you when
crazy redheads randomly come flying at you out of nowhere.
Never lose how sweet you are.
TO: Shelby Melhoff - I leave crazy dances in choir. Keep
your spunk, chickie.
I McKenzie Shrum being of strong
mind and sound body hereby bestow
and bequeath the following:
TO: Emily Deardorff - I leave you
the ability to go through life not getting injured... CAREFUL!
TO: Destini Harris - I leave you all
the coffees and Panda Express to get
you through high school next year:)
TO: Jordan Olson - I leave you the
girls on the softball bus to braid their hair before every game...
have fun. ;)
TO: Kaley Frank - I leave you the most awkwardest hats to
wear on the softball field during a game!
TO: Wyatt Hopkins - I leave you someone to give hugs to
every day... have a great year cousin!!
TO: Amanda Hatley and Hayley Livingston - GOOD LUCK
dealing with each other. ;) Keep each other sane!!
TO: Softball team - I leave you crazy times, stupid moments,
and youtube videos during practice... Beat Dazzler!! “I wrote
this mix on my computer.”
I Johnny Spencer being of genius
mind and stacked body hereby bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: Brandon Halter - I leave my
hat that became moldy while sitting
in your disgusting trunk.
TO: Brenden Fricke - I leave 3 years
of the best warm up catch ever
TO: Samantha Strader - I leave the
fact that I helped you out in Algebra
2 by letting you copy my homework every day.
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TO: Elle Rappe - I leave... well, I really don’t know what to
leave you, so how about half a sandwich?
TO: Jasper Jones - I leave a sheet of notebook paper.
TO: Emily Deardorff - I leave you nothing.
TO: Randi Spencer - I leave you the fact that you know
you’re my sister.
I Celine Stefanich being of resolute
mind and enduring body hereby bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: Kellen Roberts-I leave you my
seat in Mr. Doty’s room for lunch.
(And hopefully no more broken
bones) Bust out some random dance
moves for me once in a while. I
hope your last year of school goes
smoothly. I’ll see ya around buddy!
TO: Nick Butler- I leave you a
thanks. It was awesome hanging out with you and I enjoyed
talking about video games (lol). I hope your last year of
school goes well for you.
TO: Anyone in woodshop/welding- I leave you some good
times. Woodshop was awesome ‘cus of all of you! (No matter
what, woodshop is the most social class!)
TO: This year’s 7th period Welding Class - I leave you the
ability to stretch on your own while I won’t be there for you
to mock. Ha!
TO: Mr. Kercher - Thanks for putting up with me for so long,
lol. And thanks for the pudding that time (me+hunger=not a
happy camper!). I apologize for all the things I broke (oops)!
I hope you will have a couple more ‘senior’ woodshop students in the future!
TO: Mrs. Franks - I leave you the awesome job of reading so
many cool books! Thanks for the suggestions you’ve given
me on stuff to read.
TO: Mr. Hawkins - I leave you with someone else to have
health related discussions, and hopefully another awesome
College Comp. class!
TO: Mr. Callaway - I leave a lazy publications class (hopefully next year they’ll do more than play foosball every day!).
I hope they will work hard and publish many newspapers
(and maybe actually sell ads when they say they are going
to sell ads).
TO: All my Teachers- Thank you for teaching me an abundance of knowledge. I know I will be able to use so much of
what I have learned these last four years and I owe it all to
you! Even if it doesn’t seem like it, some students really do
appreciate how hard you work. :)
TO: My Little Sister, Miranda - I know you have quite a
while till you’re going to be in high school, but I leave you
the hope that your high school years will be much better than
mine. I love you little sis. :)
I Brenna Stinson leave the following things, ideas, or people to:
TO: Kaitlyn Vian - I leave you a new
weight training buddy and someone
for you to laugh at no matter how
dorky they act. :) I also leave you
someone else to enjoy Vampire Diaries and drool over Stephan and Damon.
TO: Kali Vickery - I leave you a person to push you in track and listen to all the “I can’t/don’t
want to do this”. Trust me, you can do it! You can have the
400 too.
TO: Haley Livingston - I leave you my 27 soccer underwear
:)
TO: Tom DeBell - I leave you a new running buddy during
track, someone to push you and make you want to beat them
just cuz they are a girl. Plus I leave you a new person to challenge you in triple jump that you have to buy milkshakes for.
Keep up the good work!
TO: Cory Finlay - I leave you a new person to call Brennenna.
TO: Luke, Billy, and Ashton - I leave you someone else
for you to pass, or be passed, in the mornings on the way to
school. And someone else you can make fun of their parking
job. Ashton, tell your little sister she can have my walk too.
TO: Brenden - I leave you a new person to say hi to everyday.
TO: To the girls soccer team - Keep fighting for those victories you deserve! I will miss playing with you but you guys
will pull through and make a new start. I won’t leave you
anyone that sings as bad as I do.
TO: The track team - I will leave my parents behind so they
can still feed you bananas and oranges at track meets. I also
leave you someone else encourage you during practices and
meets. Enjoy the 60 second drills!
TO: Drama Club/Mrs. Carson-Cole - Thanks for all the good
times. The plays were a great experience. “Faith County”
was definitely an eye opening play, don’t think I’ll forget that
memory of being pregnant in it. Mrs. Carson-Cole you are
amazing! TO: Mr. Gould - Thanks for being such an awesome coach
and teacher. Sorry there won’t be anymore Stinson girls to
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give you a hard time. I leave you a person that is terrible at
spelling just like I am. As for track, I leave you my parents
because they just can’t give it up.
TO: Mr. Doty - I leave you 3 new girls to fill the places for
Robin, Kelsi and I to always catch the most awkward moments. And I also leave you a new instigator.
TO: Mr. Mooney - I leave you someone with another “Land
Yacht/Ark/Boat” for you to make fun of.
TO: Mr. Callaway - I leave you someone else to try and organize the yearbook and to go “sell ads”.
TO: Mr. Shaw - Thanks for an awesome chemistry class my
junior year....freshman jug.... I owe that to the reason I’m going to try and major in chemistry. Geology was surprisingly
interesting, and back packing was a blast.
I Kyle Wyckoff being of a crazy
mind and an active body hereby bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: Ariana Moore - I leave you
ME! For more than two years of
being together, you have made me
become a better person. You have
encouraged me and made me realize
I can achieve things I never thought
I could achieve. I love you. Asking
you to spend the rest of your life with me over a year ago was
the best decision I have ever made. You have helped me find
a purpose to try and reach a goal in life. I can’t wait to move
to Montana and start fresh in life, with you.
TO: Cory Finlay - I leave you all our gay voice jokes. HaHa.
“Ssoo Ssuper!”
TO: Mr. Graham- I leave you all the good times in choir and
on choir trips. Hopefully, also many state worthy choirs to
come. Last and very least all the immature freshman for the
rest of your teaching years :).
TO: Glide High School students- I leave all students present to future the great school of GLIDE. Don’t slack your
freshman year, but enjoy all the great experiences, the dances, sports games, and just everything our school has to offer!
Just keep in mind if you slack your freshman year you will
regret it for the last three years of your high school career.
High School isn’t all about the fun and social experiences, it’s
about everything including effort and grades.
It will determine your life on how you do in Glide High
School. (P.S. - GRADUATE.)
TO: Glide High School Performance Choir- I leave all you
more great times in choir! Keep being the best you can! Which
is the best! ;). Keep bringing Glide to STATE! -- To my senior
year choir class thank you for bringing us to state! It made my
year! *GOING OUT STRONG!*
I The Emperor Mike Young being
of corrupt mind and acceptable body
hereby bestow and bequeath the following:
TO: Mr. The Nickterine - I leave
you the awesome pictures that we
drew and you kept, the idea that your
“Friend” is a snowman, and Lotsa
Spaghetti.
TO: Mr. Wiley - I leave your lunchbox alone, I also leave you a jacket hood free of paper and
debris, in addition I also leave you spaghetti.
TO: Mr. Kevin - I leave your computer alone and two other
things, the answer “No” to that question that you kept asking
me, and a question... can you awnser the same question I just
answered? Also, you are the proud new owner of lotsa spaghetti because I leave that for you too.
TO: Mr. Jacob Salazar - I promised to leave you something
and I have done so, I leave you the title of “Honorary Emperor”, I dub you school emperor, do not abuse this newfound
power and make me look bad. In addition you’ve been randomly selected to receive a fabulous prize... lotsa spaghetti.
TO: My Chum - I leave you a nice kick in the foot and an
evasive maneuver so awesome that you can never punch me
in a million years! Also since I’ve left everyone else spaghetti, you got some too.
TO: Mr. Jaime I leave you my gale boomerang, have fun targeting up to five things at once and releasing with the “B”
button. I also leave you lotsa spaghetti.
TO: Everyone else I forgot to mention - Mr. Uh Guy, Mr. Mah
Boi, Mr. Devin, Maria, and everyone else that I remember but
have failed to put your name, I couldn’t think of anything to
leave you so... have some spaghetti, and may the way of the
hero lead to the Triforce.
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From our Principal:
Comments on the Class of 2012
As principal of Glide High School, I have greatly appreciated the support of
the Student Body Leaders and the Senior Class Officers. These students have set the
example in the school for leadership, enthusiasn, and school spirit.
Seniors today are embarking on a world that has had more technological and
scientific discoveries in the last ten years than in the history of mankind. You are the
generation that can combine the qualities of hard work, dedication, and determination
with the character traits of truth, patriotism, and honesty as cornerstones for all you
future endeavors.
Remember your Class Motto:
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take!”
(Wayne Gretzky)
Seniors- as you face the challenges of life that lie ahead, don’t
2012 Publications forget the fun you’ve had, the friends you’ve made, and the memStaff:
ories that will last a lifetime. May all of your days be “safe, reBronson Bass
spectful, responsible” and may you fulfill all of your dreams and
Kelsi Carr
never lose your vision of hope or your future.
Jennifer Enserink Sincerely,
Madison Gladding Mrs. Pamela J. Maurice
Ben Hango
Glide High School Principal
Robin Hansen
Destini Harris
Emma Huglen
Jordan Olson
I want to thank all of the students (listed on the left) who
Celine Stefanich have helped with the Wildcat Times this year. I am proud to say
Brenna Stinson that together we have been able to put out 5 regular editions of the
Trevor Wright
newspaper as well as our Senior Edition. Without all of your help,
we would not have been able to accomplish this. I thank you for
Najla Morgan
Hollie Robeson getting your articles written on time and being willing to write articles when asked to. Again, the newspaper would not have been a
T’Leah Staggs
success without all of you!
Katy Collar
Andy Sewell
Celine Stefanich
Mariah Twarowski
Wildcat Times Editor
A Thank You From the Newspaper Editor