Sweet Ladies:
Below is a sample fashion show script based on what the sweet ladies from
Salem Baptist Church modeled for you on Monday, May 16th at the World’s
Largest Tea Party attempt. Please know that a large part of the blessing in
doing a fashion show like this is coming up with the outfits… making it your
own! We pray that this may be just a sample and that you may truly
experience the FUN in the fashion show as you develop your own script!
“Welcome Ladies! Here is the “Fantastic Fashion Show” you’ve all been waiting for. An exclusive premiere showing of
Top Secret Fashions by outstanding designers!
If you want to be seen in clothes that make a statement on any social scene – the ones you are about to see will do it!
Each design is an original and each is one of a kind! You won’t meet others on the street wearing an identical outfit to
be sure!
And what are we most interested in? CAN WE AFFORD THEM? Any of these outfits can be yours at a price you can
well afford.
Well… I know you can hardly wait – so now for the first showing in your neighborhood!”
Outfit
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Outfit Dialog
Outfit Physical Description
Lisa is ready to enjoy a spring day, or jump in the pool for a
summer swim in this lovely “Tube Top”. This top is so
versatile that it has even been used as a spare tire on family
vacation. The multi- uses of this top makes it a must for
every spring & summer wardrobe!
Tube Top = Round intertube worn
under shirt
Lisa completes the look with her lovely “Bell Bottom” pants.
These are worn by those who dare to walk to their own kind
of music!
Pocket book = purse with many
pockets attached
Lisa can carry an air pump in her original “pocket book”. You
just can never have enough pockets, especially with a top
like that!
Lisa’s “Tennis”shoes are for women on the go! You can look
good and keep that bounce in your step and in your day,
while wearing such style!
What can we say about her “Wide Brim” hat? Some things
just speak to you, don’t they?
Bell Bottom = pants with bells hanging
from the hem
Tennis shoes = sneakers adorned with
tennis balls
Wide Brim Hat = hat with fish(brim)
attached to front
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So fresh and creative, Margaret has outdone herself with this
coordinated creation. Margaret can enjoy the sun and stay
cool in her “Straw” hat.
This hat is a complement to her lovely “wrap skirt”! Any
dress looks better when accented with jewelry. Margaret is
wearing this “14 Carrot” necklace, sure to get the attention of
all who see her! Let’s hope she doesn’t run into Bugs Bunny!
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Straw hat = hat with drinking straws on
it
Wrap Skirt = plastic wrap skirt on top of
clothing
14 Carrot necklace = string with 14
carrots threaded on it
To get her to all her destination, check out those “loafers”!
Perfect shoes for a walk in the park or a picnic; just be sure
to bring the chicken!
Loafers = Shoes with loaves of bread
on top
Here is the popular “Print Dress” worn by Janice. She is
really in the news with this hot off the press design! We’ve all
heard of “wash n’wear” clothing – but how about “read and
wear”? This should be great for those rainy days when you
want to curl up and read. Janice will be black and white and
read all over!
Print Dress = newspaper print worn as
a dress
To complete her outfit, check out her lovely “pumps”. They
are comfortable, affordable and of course, never go out of
style!
To accompany the pumps, we see her “Hand bag”. It
certainly comes in handy!
Pumps = shoes with squirt pumps
attached to shoes
Hand Bag = purse in the shape of a
hand
Beehive = literally a bee hive worn on
her head
Janice’s hair has arrived! This “Beehive” is so maintenance
free! You just make one call to the exterminator, and you
should be fine for the season!
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Ladies for the day to day activities you need a comfortable
and easy outfit. Jane has the perfect design. The “House
Dress” makes a comes back in the fashion statement this
year. When you need to look in the mirror and feel good at
what you see, this is your dress!
These are tailor made upon request and sure to be desired
by all. Think about the possibilities, add a steeple and it
becomes a “Church Dress”! Notice the lovely Ivy wrap for
evenings. Check out the “outhouse” pocket book. – what a
statement that makes!
*Note: To keep safety a priority, it comes with a smoke
detector which will give you early warning to get out!
House Dress = a
3-foot house, similar to a dollhouse,
made with neck and arm holes for
wearing. Very bulky
Outhouse = smaller house made to
carry as purse
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Doris is wearing a lovely 100% “cotton blouse” perfect for
those warm temperatures of summer! Doris will stay cool in
cotton. This should not be worn in those summer rains
because of absorbency!
Cotton Blouse = blouse with cotton
balls all over it
The expensive “Gold Chain” makes the statement words
could never make. When you are not using it to accent your
outfit, it is strong enough to tow a car!
Tea lengh skirt = skirt with tea bags
hanging from bottom
Gold Chain = tow chain painted gold
To complement that cotton, check out the “Tea” length skirt
for those stately affairs! Jewell is sure to leave a brisk
fragrance everywhere she goes! This is a classic Design
created to quench the thirst for the rest. Is that a Luzianne or
Lipton Design? Her “straw” hat tops off the feeling of spring
and completes the look!
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The variety in Holly’s design can not be touched – it can be
harvested however! Holly has put a lot of time into this “Crop
Top” and I must admit it does grow on you! Allergy medicine
must be carried with you when adorning this top!
Notice the “Pill Box” hat that not only looks great – it is
evidence of how often Holly has worn this outfit!
Crop Top = shirt ornamented with
garden vegetables
Pill Box Hat = a hat made from allergy
pill boxes
Baggie Pants = pants with ziploc
baggies attached
To complete this outfit, the “Baggie Pants” add the bags to
put the crops in! Harvest time depletes the outfit, but don’t
worry next year it will come back as beautiful as ever! Dare
to be different, with Crop rotation! Good Luck!
*Warning: DOES NOT WASH IN MIRACLE GROW!
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Kim has agreed to show her new design “The Spaghetti
Strap Top”. She has chosen to complement the top with this
remarkable “Broom Skirt”. Kim is really cooking, and she is
equipped to clean up the mess!
Notice the “Mary Jane” shoes and “Sear-Sucker Bag” that
really make this outfit complete. Kim’s hair is styled in the
highest rage, “Pigtails”. If you have ever had a bad hair day
– consider this style, no mess and total ease to wash and
wear!
Spaghetti Strap Top = top with strands
of spaghetti as the straps
Broom Skirt = skirt with several brooms
hanging from it
Mary Jane shoes = shoes covered with
Mary Jane candies
Sear-Sucker Bag = “Sears” bag with
lollipops taped to it
Pigtails = pink curly (fake) pigtails
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Now for those formal events we have our “Ball Gown” worn
by Carole. She is sure to have a ball in this one! Notice the
unique, detailed, “Plunging Neckline”, a real example of high
fashion.
Being seen in this gown will no doubt be an unforgettable
experience. The perfect complement to the gown are the
formal “Glass Slippers”. So original and a real delight to our
Cinderella. The hair is straight from France, with this great
“French Twist”. The only time this would be better would be
breakfast!
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The outfit of the show has to be our bridal gown.
This is the time of year women are getting married, and
Susan is here with this unique design just in time for 2003!
The “Scoop Neckline” sets off this glamour gown! This
formal length gown is complete, with “flowing train”.
Hopefully the marriage will stay on track. The beautiful
“Finger Tip” veil, accents the gown and is truly a sight to see.
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Now to end the show on a very up beat note, we wanted to
show you girls the most used outfit you’ll have this summer.
We have Jim wearing “Jim/Gym” shorts for all those many
chores and workouts and “Gym shoes” to do the running you
know you’ll have to do. Thank you Jim for running by to
share your line!
Ball Gown = nightgown with Christmas
balls decorating it
Plunging Neckline = plunger dangling
from her neck
Glass Slippers = bedroom slippers with
wine glasses attached to the tops
French Twist = a french twist pastry
worn in her hair
Scoop Neckline = ice cream scoop
worn around her neck
Flowing Train = a wooden train trailing
behind the wedding dress
Finger Tip Veil = veil with press on
nails (finger tips) lining the bottom
Gym shorts and Gym shoes = any
shorts and shoes will do on a fellow
named “Jim”