“A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.” -- Jean Rostand “You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” -- Andre Gide “If you can laugh at anything, it helps you get through life. Comedy is relief. Life is very sad and tough.” -- Joan Rivers “I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets.” -- George Washington Carver “I have to write and play. If I became an electrician tomorrow, I’d still come home at night and write songs.” -- Bruce Springsteen “Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.” -- Cullen Hightower Celebrity Cipher