‘WINTER RINK DOWNTOWN’ IN REDDING FROM DEC. 20 – JAN. 5 AFTER FIVE T H E N O R T H S TAT E MAGAZ I N E DECEMBER 2014 / 28th Year / No. 2 ON THE COVER ONE-MAN SHOWING Bennett Gale, artistic director of southern 6LVNL\RX&RXQW\¶VÀHGJOLQJ1HZ)URQWLHU7KHDWUH &RPSDQ\ LV SXWWLQJ WKH 9LFWRULDQ SRZHUKRXVH ZULWHUEDFNLQWKHVSRWOLJKWZLWKKLVRQHPDQVKRZ µ6FURRJH $Q (YHQLQJ :LWK &KDUOHV 'LFNHQV¶ 3HUIRUPDQFHVDUHVHWIRUERWK6KDVWDDQG6LVNL\RX FRXQWLHV6HHSDJH ARMED FOR MAGIC 0DJLFLDQ$DURQ5DGDW]LVVFKHGXOHGWRSHUIRUP WZR VKRZV DW SP DQG SP RQ 'HF DW WKH &DVFDGH 7KHDWUH LQ 5HGGLQJ 7LFNHWVDUHHDFK RUDIRXUSDFNIRU DQGFDQEHSXUFKDVHG E\ FDOOLQJ 7KHHYHQWLVVSRQVRUHG E\WKH6KDVWD&RXQW\ ' H S X W \ 6 K H U LI I ¶V $VVRFLDWLRQ7RGDWH KHDQGKLVFDVWKDYH WRXUHGVWDWHVFRXQWULHVDQGVL[FRQWLQHQWV 6HHSDJH HOLIDAY CONCERTS 7KH1RUWK6WDWH6\PSKRQ\XQGHUWKHGLUHFWLRQRI 'ZD\QH&RUELQSHUIRUPVLWVDQQXDO&KULVWPDV +ROLGD\&RQFHUWRQ'HFDQGLQ&KLFR 5HG%OXIIDQG5HGGLQJ6HHSDJH THE NEWS, ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT MONTHLY ‘Scrooge’ offers a new twist on a Christmas classic; show benefits Riverfront Playhouse Several other performances scheduled this month in Siskiyou County By Jon Lewis At this point, north state audiences can probably recite “A Christmas Carol” from memory; the miser Ebenezer Scrooge’s tale of redemption - with help from the humble Bob Cratchit and some ghostly visitors - is as comfortable as a warm sweater on a cold December day. But what about the author? The celebrated Charles Dickens usually takes a back seat to Jacob Marley and Tiny Tim at this time of year. Bennett Gale, artistic director of southern Siskiyou County’s fledgling New Frontier Theatre Company, is putting the Victorian powerhouse writer back in the spotlight with his one-man show, “Scrooge: An Evening With Charles Dickens.” The holiday show is a fundraiser for Riverfront Playhouse’s capital campaign for a downtown Redding theater. Performances are at 2 and 7:30 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 20. Tickets are $10 at the door. Riverfront Playhouse is located at 1620 E. Cypress Ave. in Redding. “Scrooge” also will be performed in Siskiyou County at 7 p.m. Dec. 5 and 6 at the Sisson Museum in Mount Shasta; 7 p.m. Dec. 11 at The Avery Theatre in Etna; Dec. 13 at St. Mark’s Preservation Square in Yreka; and 2 p.m. Dec. 14 at the Siskiyou Arts Museum in Dunsmuir. Tickets are $12, general; $10, students and seniors and available at Village Books in Mount Shasta or by visiting www.newfrontiertheatrecompany.com. Gale adapted the show from the holiday classic and unveiled it last year. “It was very well received and people wanted it to be a yearly tradition,” the Weed resident said. “I did two performances for children in Siskiyou County. I had over 700 kids come and they were fully attentive throughout the whole production.” Gale takes on the role of Dickens as the narrator and then switches back and forth as some 21 characters are introduced. “It’s a lot of fun,” he said. “It’s something I’m happy to bring to the area. It’s following in the tradition of Dickens himself, who was an amateur actor who loved to perform his works in front of an audience.” Why Dickens? “People will be surprised at his sense of humor,” Gale said. “If you look at the movies (based on his novels), there’s not a whole lot of humor, and yet he was quite funny. People are surprised, when seeing it performed in person, with the humor that was in there. It’s very dry, very witty.” A native of New York who has called Siskiyou County home for the past six Page 2 / December 2014 / After Five Bennett Gale, artistic director of southern Siskiyou County’s fledgling New Frontier Theatre Company, is putting the Victorian powerhouse writer back in the spotlight with his one-man show, “Scrooge: An Evening With Charles Dickens.” years, Gale said he’s been fascinated with Dickens for years and is working on a one-man show about the writer that he hopes will be similar in nature to Hal Holbrook’s piece on Mark Twain. “People should know he was passionate about social justice and our inhumane caste systems,” Gale said. “At the same time, he was able to juggle being the first literary superstar in the English speaking world. It’s an interesting dichotomy.” The nonprofit New Frontier company, now in its second year, is affiliated with the Siskiyou Arts Council. “We’ve had a really nice beginning and we’ve been performing at many local venues, but we don’t have our own facility yet,” Gale said. “Our goal is to evolve our own professional performing arts center and create an educational component to what we do. We’re already adding to local schools and will continue to do so.” After working and performing in Southern California, Gale said he headed north with his wife. “I didn’t know I would do a theater company,” he said. “I thought I would write a book or two, but this idea kind of evolved, as did teaching at schools, and it’s really beginning to take hold up here.” Gale said he sees great potential for the arts in this area. “We have a great role model in Ashland and I don’t see why, with great community support, we can’t evolve the same thing,” he said. “Working with Riverfront is what I hope to be a long and wonderful relationship. Our goal is to establish the real concept of this being a theater corridor, maybe as far south as Sacramento. If you’re going to set goals, you might as well set them big.” New Frontier has staged “Our Town” at the Kenneth Ford Theater on the College of the Siskiyous campus and has produced touring productions of “Greater Tuna” and “It’s a Wonderful Life.” The latter will be performed in Siskiyou County at 7 p.m. Dec. 12 and 13 and 2 p.m. Dec. 14 at Mt. Shasta Sisson Museum; 7 p.m. Dec. 19 at the Siskiyou Arts Museum, 5824 Dunsmuir Ave. in Dunsmuir; 7 p.m. Dec. 20 at McCloud Mercantile; and 2 p.m. Dec. 21 at The Avery in Etna. Call 859-0634 for more information. Riverfront 2015 Season As for Riverfront Playhouse, most of their 2015 season has been announced. It kicks off with “Harvey” from Jan. 17 to Feb. 15. Other shows include: “Grapes of Wrath” March 13-April 11; “Barefoot in the Park” May 15-June 13; “The Gin Game” July 10-Aug. 8; and “Bus Stop” Sept. 11-Oct. 10 The annual Christmas play is still to be determined. After Five / December 2014 / Page 3 Skating rink planned from Dec. 20 to Jan. 5 in downtown Redding Musical talent also sought to entertain evening skaters The City of Redding Recreation Division and Viva Downtown Redding announce the creation of “Winter Rink Downtown” presented by Shasta Regional Medical Center. Winter Rink Downtown, they said, is a unique, environmentally sound, non-refrigerated skating rink that will offer family fun for all ages over the holiday season from Dec. 20 through Jan. 5, 2015 (closed only on Christmas day). Winter Rink Downtown will be located at the Market Street Promenade inside the K2 Development Company’s building that was formerly occupied by Jeter’s Playground and Need 2 Speed. The facility will be open daily starting at 10 a.m. until close. Admission for a 45 minute skate session will be $7 per person and include skate rental. Participants will be required to be 7-years-old or older and over 42-inches tall. Concessions will be available on site. Tickets are available at the door or pre-sale tickets will be available for purchase online. Organizers are also looking for musical talent to perform at the winter rink. There will be 30 minute time slots available every 45 minutes during the evenings. For more information, call Rebecca Unger at 225-4512. For online tickets and more information go to Redding-Recreation.org or call 225-4095 or Viva Downtown at 243-7773. Page 4 / December 2014 / After Five Obama and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day To call the grotesque drubbing suffered by the Democratic Party in the midtermsmonumental, is like referring to the surface of the sun as warm. The scene was so grisly, acutely sensitive Democrats (most of them) were forced to avert their eyes or risk anaphylactic shock. If you ever wanted to see numbers bleed, this was your night. Surprised no UHIHUHH MXPSHG RQWR WKH &11 VHW UDQJ D EHOO DQG UDLVHG WKH .RFK %URWKHUV· KDQGVWULXPSKDQWO\LQWKHDLU7KHELJTXHVWLRQLVKRZPXFKWKH)&&ZLOOÀQHWKH networks for airing the election returns, thereby exposing young viewers to such grotesque brutality. Back in 2010, President Obama described the midterm losses as a shellacking; this was more of an epic trouncing with faint overtures of catastrophic putrescence. Political junkies who stayed up late were treated to a front row seat at a world championship seal-clubbing ÀQDOV5DWHG=9IRU]RPELHYLROHQFH Yes, indeed, the world has changed, but just a OLWWOH7KH6HQDWHLVQRZFRQWUROOHGE\5HSXEOLFDQV much like it was before. The House did turn a darker red and several Governorships moved into the GOP column, including Illinois, Massachusetts and Maryland, which was as expected as Tiffany eggs in a litter box. But Washington will stumble on. Grand postures will be assumed. Little will get done. Politics as usual continues. 2Q WKLV QLJKW ÀQGLQJ OLEHUDO VLOYHU OLQLQJV ZDV WRXJKHUWKDQDWUXFNVWRSVWHDN0DULMXDQDOHJDOL]DWLRQ passed in Alaska, Oregon and DC, and minimum WILL DURST wage increase propositions won victories. The lone big GOP loser was Former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown, who ran for the VDPH RIÀFH LQ 1HZ +DPSVKLUH JLYLQJ KLP WKH XQLTXH GLVWLQFWLRQ RI EHLQJ WKH ÀUVWWUXFNGULYLQJPDOHPRGHOWRORVH866HQDWHUDFHVWRGLIIHUHQWZRPHQLQ GLIIHUHQWVWDWHV5XPRUVDERXQGKHLVFXUUHQWO\VFRXWLQJIRUSURSHUW\LQ0DLQH DQG9HUPRQW Many reasons were given for the democratic debacle. Dark money poured into ads at the last minute. President Obama as a third rail. Establishmentarians keeping the Tea Party down. Young people and African Americans staying home. New episodes of NICS and NCIS: New Orleans. One or the other, okay, but both? Even amidst the carnage, the two sides did their best to make the requisite bi-partisanship noises of nice. Day after the election, soon-to-be Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, held a press conference to announce he wants to work with the president. Of course, he was hard to understand, failing to turn off the chainsaw behind his back during the press conference. Yeah. The GOP wants to work with the president. The same way a 5-year-old with a magnifying glass wants to work with ants. Like a gorilla wants to work with bananas. A ten-ton boulder falling off a cliff wants to work with windshields. 2EDPD VKRXOG SURPLVH 5HSXEOLFDQV WZLFH WKH DPRXQW RI FRRSHUDWLRQ KH UHFHLYHGDIWHUWKHHOHFWLRQ%HFDXVHDVHYHU\RQHNQRZVWLPHV]HURLVVWLOO ]HUR%XWGHVSLWHLQFUHDVLQJRGGVWKHSUHVLGHQWVD\VKHLVVWLOOUHDG\DQGZLOOLQJWR ÀJKWIRUKLVDJHQGD$VVRRQDVKHÀJXUHVRXWZKDWLWLV6WDIIHUVERDVWKHGRHVQ·W NQRZWKHPHDQLQJRIWKHZRUG´TXLWµ$SSDUHQWO\KH·VQRWRYHUO\IDPLOLDUZLWKWKH words “consensus,” “strategy” or “leadership” either. :LOO'XUVWLVDQDZDUGZLQQLQJSROLWLFDOFRPLF*RWRZLOOGXUVWFRPWRÀQGDERXW DSSHDUDQFHV QHDU \RX 'XUVW·V SHUIRUPDQFHV DUH PDGH SRVVLEOH E\ WKH )LUVW $PHQGPHQWWRWKH&RQVWLWXWLRQRIWKH8QLWHG6WDWHV After Five / December 2014 / Page 5 Magician to perform two shows Dec. 14 at Cascade Theatre Aaron Radatz started performing at the young age of 6 and quickly turned his grandmother’s gift of a magic set into a full-time hobby. Up until the age of 14, he kept his magic to family and friends. Radatz then began performing for various schools, organizations and private parties. All the while he remained focused on his craft and started to set long term goals for his career. Radatz is scheduled to perform two shows at 4 p.m. and 7 p.m. on Dec. 14 at the Cascade Theatre in Redding. Tickets are $20 each or a four-pack for $60 and can be purchased by calling 246-1292. The event is sponsored by the Shasta County Deputy Sheriff’s Association. From the earliest moments of his professional life, Radatz attracted global clients who were leaders in their industry including Jeep, Aflac, Bally’s Casino, Carnival Cruise Line, General Motors, Busch Gardens, Disney, Lady Luck Casino and the famed Hollywood’s Magic Castle. At the age of 18, Radatz’s expertise and devotion to his craft provided him with a global audience, a center stage performance with the Chrysler Corporation, entertaining at their New Car Announcement show in San Francisco. Two years later, Radatz earned the title of being the youngest magician to headline a casino production at Casino Magic in Biloxi, Miss. Radatz has studied with many of the masters of magic, including Harry Blackstone, Jr. He is also the only magician who has been commissioned by the U.S. Pentagon for a command performance for the U.S. military. His dedication to the troops has earned him awards, including such high honors as the Commander’s Coin of Excellence and the Scroll of Appreciation of Honor and Admiration. To date, Radatz and his cast have toured 45 U.S. states, 37 countries, and six continents, bringing wonder to a quarter of a million people live last year alone. Page 6 / December 2014 / After Five of 1812 attack on the White House and then for making WKDW³DSRORJ\´LQWKH¿UVWSODFH – because of a backlash on Twitter from Americans complaining the jokey “apology” was “offensive.” David Van Vleet asked for certain supposedly public records in Tacoma, Washington, and was forced into federal court when the city turned him down. Van Vleet wanted data from the city licenses of strip club employees (dancers’ stage and real names, date of birth, By CHUCK SHEPHERD etc.) so that he could pray for Proof that true stories are them individually, by name, to weirder than made-up stories make his appeals more effective. (In October, Judge Ronald November is tax-publiciz- Leighton denied Van Vleet a ing season in Finland, where, temporary restraining order starkly unlike America, the against the city.) government releases all in dividuals’ tax records to help The Washington, D.C., resbuild public support for the taurant Second State recently country’s vast welfare state. added an accessory to its bar Thus, reported Foreign menu – “hand-cut rock,” i.e., Policy magazine, Finnish so- “artisanal” ice, for $1 extra (but ciety gets a “yearly dose of free in premium drinks). schadenfreude” ... “opening The local supplier Favouthe door for a media frenzy rite Ice assures that its frozen RI JRVVLS ERDVWLQJ DQG ¿Q- water contains no calcium to gerpointing” about “fair share” cloud it and, with a heavy-duty and who’s more worthy. band-saw blade, “hand-cuts” A few, however, proudly pay 200-to-300-pound blocks into high Finnish taxes as a “badge the cubes that ultimately wind of patriotism,” rejecting com- up in the glass. mon tax shelters. A Favourite Ice founder said “We’ve received a lot of his frozen water resists drinkhelp from society,” said one weakening longer than ordihomegrown (and wealthy) en- nary cubes do. trepreneur, “and now it is our turn to pay back.” Daniela Liverani, 24, of Ed inburgh, Scotland, and British Steve Soifer, CEO of an in- singer Katie Melua recently ternational support group for survived inadvertent, gropeople with “shy bladders,” ex- tesque ordeals hosting, recoriated DirecTV for its series spectively, a three-inch leech of commercials featuring Rob and a spider. Lowe, whose “awkward” charThe leech had found its way acter in one ad stands at a uri- into Liverani’s nose during an nal and says, “Fact: I can’t go Asian backpacking trip and with other people in the room.” had poked part-way out severSoifer says the ad ridicules al times (though Liverani had a serious problem – and com- assumed it was a nosebleed pared it to “making fun” of a clot and “sniffed (it) back up”). man missing an arm or leg. :KHQ VKH ¿QDOO\ VDZ D doctor in October, she said, Lt. Col. Sherwood Baker the leech played peek-a-boo was turned away from Adams for a half-hour until the doctor High School in Rochester, grabbed it with tweezers. Michigan, by a guard who said Melua’s tiny spider apDVFKRRORI¿FLDOVHQWZRUGWKDW parently lived in her ear for Baker was not allowed in to a week, creating a constant discuss his daughter’s class “rustling” noise until her doctor schedule until he changed to vacuumed it out. civilian clothes – because “a She guessed that it came student” might be offended by in through old earbud headhis military uniform. SKRQHVRQDQDLUOLQHÀLJKW (The Rochester school su(Her spokesperson said the perintendent later apologized.) singer had no hard feelings and had released the spider The British Embassy in into her garden.) Washington, D.C., apologized WZLFH ¿UVW D WRQJXHLQFKHHN 7KH ODZ ¿QDOO\ FDXJKW XS “apology” for England’s War partially, to squatter Darrell Beatty as he was charged with grand larceny for forging a deed to a home owned by Jennifer Merin, 70, in Laurelton, New York. However, he bailed out of jail and immediately returned to the house. In fact, Beatty’s two sons had remained “at home” even while Beatty was locked up. The home has been in Merin’s family since 1930. “Mindboggling,” she said. The Gothamist news site reported that bicyclist John Roemer, who was rear-ended by a driver in Brooklyn (and whose intensive-care bill was paid by the driver’s insurance company), is now being sued by the driver in small claims court for $2,000 damage to her car. A civil court in Lindau, Germany, ordered Rory Gray to pay Dr. Daniel Ubani for calling Ubani “an animal” (for having injected Gray’s father with 10 times a drug’s safe dose in 2008, which led to his death). The court found the epithet unwarranted and ordered Gray to help pay Ubani’s legal expenses. The owner of the world’s largest corn maze (63 acres), at Cool Patch Pumpkins in Dixon, California, told Sacramento’s KOVR-TV that “several” times this season, visitors have called 911 to come get them out of the maze. Said owner Matt Cooley, “When it’s dark, all you see is corn.” (Also, two months earlier, an emergency crew in Braintree, England, was forced to XVH VSHFLDO HTXLSPHQW WR ¿QG and rescue an elderly woman who had fallen while inside the 10-acre Blake House Craft Centre maze.) In a $460,000 police-brutality settlement with the city of Birmingham, Alabama, plaintiff Anthony Warren will receive $1,000, with the rest going to his lawyers. (The un-angelic Anthony is serving 20 years for running RYHU DQ RI¿FHU GXULQJ D KLJK speed car chase in 2008; he WRRN D EHDWLQJ RQFH RI¿FHUV caught him.) Condemned California inPDWH 6WHYHQ +RPLFN ¿nally took his last breath on Nov. 5 – more than 29 years after committing the two murders that put him on death row. However, Homick died of natural causes (the 65th condemned California man to go that way in the last 35 years). “Dwarf Stripper Gets Bride Pregnant on Her (Bachelorette) Night” (a report from the LasCincoDelDia website in Spain after the husband was surprised that “his” weddingnight consummation resulted LQDEDE\ERUQZLWKGZDU¿VP “Man’s ‘Drugs Test Trick’ Foiled by Pregnancy” (a report from Egypt’s Al-Yawm al-Sabi website on a male bus driver who tried to game a drug test by using his wife’s urine, only to inadvertently discover that he would soon become a father). Employees of the Marshalls department store in Longmont, Colorado, said they had been hearing noises but were unable to locate the source for VHYHUDO GD\V XQWLO ¿QDOO\ RQ Nov. 10. 7KH\ VXPPRQHG ¿UH¿JKWers, who tore out an interior wall and freed a weak, injured Paul Felyk, 35, who had been trapped between that wall and an exterior wall after falling through the roof. A scrawled note near him was three days old. Burglary FKDUJHVZHUH¿OHGDJDLQVW)Hlyk, who has a substantial rap sheet. The desert sands of the $UDELDQ 3HQLQVXOD DUH ¿QH grained and smooth – unable to be used in manufacturing or, especially, the concrete industry, which is crucial to the massive upscale developments in Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates and other countries. Nor does desert sand work for beach restoration in the United States and other areas – because it blows away so easily. The resultant “sand crisis,” with various countries bidding against Middle Easterners for the Earth’s sea sand (described in a New York Times essay), sounds much more VHYHUH WKDQ WKH ¿UVW WLPH News of the Weird mentioned (in 2007) how relatively easy it is, contrary to cliche, to sell sand to Arabs. Another premier world sports event reached its climax, with one team left standing, rewarded for months of grueling practices, to the cheers of adoring, frenzied fans. The “world series” of professional team computer games was settled on a stage in a packed, 40,000-seat stadium in Seoul before three gigantic TV screens and an Internet audience of millions. The powerhouse Samsung White team out-moused and -keyboarded the Chinese champions at “League of Legends” (which 27 million gamers worldwide play every day), using its fantasy characters to destroy opponents’ bases. The winning team took home $1 million of corporate money, but future earnings should escalate when idolized world-class players unionize and swing merchandising endorsement deals. Carnell Alexander at one point owed about $60,000 in child support for a kid he did not father (according to a DNA test) and knew nothing about, but despite “successfully” challenging the claim 20 years ago, he still owes about $30,000. The mother who accused him long ago admitted lying (in that naming a “father” was necessary to get welfare benH¿WV DQG ZKLOH D MXGJH WKXV wiped out Alexander’s debt to her, the state of Michigan nonetheless still demands that $OH[DQGHU UHSD\ EHQH¿WV LW had paid to the mother. America’s largest pornography website, PornHub.com, decided recently to erect a public billboard prominently encouraging the use of its serYLFH¿UVWVHOHFWLQJDVLWVORFDtion the New York City neighborhood formerly the smut epicenter of the city, Times Square. However, that area is now respectably tourist-friendly, and the billboard had to be relocated – to Los Angeles’ West Hollywood, near the headquarters of PornHub’s parent, MindGeek. The sign features a perVRQ¶V WZR WKXPEV DQG ¿QJHUV forming a rough version of a heart, beside the message (inspired by a Beatles song), “All You Need Is Hand.” Literature professor Thomas Docherty was back at work following his nine-month suspension from the University of Warwick for “inappropriate sighing” during meetings with a senior colleague, along with “making ironic comments” and “negative body language.” Andrew Davies, 51, was ordered by magistrates in High Wycombe, England, not to lie down in public places anymore (unless genuinely stricken by emergency). Previously, he had a habit -Please See Page 15 After Five / December 2014 / Page 7 Ryan McGaughey Ellanore Rose Lundberg North State Symphony’s holiday concerts bring classical cheer to three north state cities The North State Symphony, under the direction of Dwayne Corbin, performs its annual Christmas Holiday Concert on Dec. 12, 13 and 14 in Chico, Red Bluff and Redding. The concert will feature a mix of traditional holiday music for orchestra, intimate baroque and classical favorites and a carol sing-along. Two young north state artists are featured in the concerts. Ellanore Rose Lundberg of Corning will play a solo work for flute by the 18th Century German composer Karl Stamitz while Ryan McGaughey, a student at Humboldt State, will play a movement of a Mozart Concerto for piano. Also scheduled for the concert are works by Bach and other early composers as well as later works. Dwayne Corbin, a professor at Simpson University in Redding, is the resident conductor of the North State Symphony as the NSS is taking a full season to audition and select a new music director. Corbin also conducts Redding’s Shasta Symphony. The Chico show on Dec. 12 at 7:30 p.m. will be held at St. John’s Episcopal Church on Floral Ave. Although the location is new this Page 8 / December 2014 / After Five year, Keith Herritt, the NSS manager, said “the folks at the Episcopal Church have a beautiful church where music sounds wonderful, and they have been very welcoming to us. We are very happy to perform there.” Tickets for the Chico concert, which also includes a dessert reception, are available at the University Box Office. Call 898-6333. Red Bluff’s State Theatre is the site of the North State Symphony concert on Dec. 13, also at 7:30 p.m. The concert is under the auspices of the Tehama County Community Concert Association, which offers a variety of concerts throughout the year to members and non-members. Non-members may buy tickets at the State Theatre or from the NSS office by calling 898-5984. On Dec. 14, the three-day scheduled of concerts concludes with a 4 p.m. performance at Redding’s Our Lady of Mercy Church on Shasta View Road. A reception is included which will follow the concert. Tickets may be purchased through the Cascade Theatre box office. Call 243-8877. For more information, visit www.northstatesymphony.org After Five / December 2014 / Page 9 Glorious Sounds of the Season Dec. 5-7 in Chico CSU, Chico’s Department of Music and Theatre gets the holiday season off to a resounding start with the annual Glorious Sounds of the Season concert. Proceeds from the series of concerts go towards music and theatre scholarships for CSU, Chico students. Presented Dec. 5 at 7:30 p.m. with repeat performances on Dec. 6 at 7:30 p.m. and Dec. 7 at 2 p.m. in Harlen Adams Theatre, Glorious Sounds of the Season has become a Chico-area holiday tradition. The Glorious Sounds of the Season concert features various music ensembles, including the wind ensemble, Jazz X-Press, acappella choir, chamber singers, and the University chorus. It also will include student soloists, student-led small ensembles, faculty members and performers from the Chico community, including the Children’s Choir of Chico. With the merging of music and theatre into one department, the concert also includes a number of short theatrical skits performed by theatre students. “This is a unique concert in that the audience will hear such a wide variety of musical ensembles all in one night,” said David Scholz, Glorious Sounds concert coordinator. “They’re also fast-paced concerts because we move from one selection to the next without applause. The 90 minutes will be filled with holiday cheer and highlight performances by many talented students, faculty and community members.” There will be several opportunities for the audience to join in with the performers by singing along on various seasonal favorites such as “Let it Snow,” “Hark, the Herald Angels Sing” and “Joy to the World.” While proceeds from the concerts benefit music and theatre students in the form of scholarships, Scholz said the department never loses sight of the fact that Glorious Sounds of the Season is also a way of giving back to the Chico community. “One of our main goals in the music and theatre department is to develop closer ties to the residents of Chico,” he said, “and this concert really helps to put everyone in a holiday mood.” Advance tickets, at $20 for all seats, are available in advance at the University Box Office (898-6333); add $2 for tickets purchased at the door. For disability-related accommodations, call 898-6333. Page 10 / December 2014 / After Five Cascade Christmas through Dec. 7 A Cascade Christmas this year takes the audience on a magical singing and dancing journey of the holiday traditions. “This year, more than ever, we have really strengthened the story line for the show,” said the show’s director, Jana Pulcini-Leard. “This show is a huge team effort. Everything, including the plot, music choices, costume design and choreography has been carefully crafted this year with lots of help from the lead company members and staff.” This year, Pulcini-Leard said, Mrs. Claus has a vital role and carries the story throughout the show. Cal Hunter returns as the featured Santa Claus and “we are happy to debut Lizzie Stoxen as our Mrs. Claus,” Pulcini-Leard said. “Wait ‘till you hear them sing together, they will blow your Christmas socks off.” Performances are scheduled at 7 p.m. on Nov. 28, 29, 30, Dec. 6 and 7, and 2 p.m. shows on Nov. 28, 29, and Dec. 5 and 6. Tickets are priced from $12 (ages 17 and under) to $24 and are available at the Cascade Theatre box office, 1733 Market St., by phone at 243-8877 or directly through the Cascade Theatre website at cascadetheatre.org After Five / December 2014 / Page 11 December 2014 1 3 Holiday Fine Art and Gift Show, 12 to 5pm Tuesday through Friday, Old City Hall, 1313 Market St., Redding. This will run through Dec. 20. Call 241-7320. Together/Divided, 11am to 4pm, Monday through Saturday, Janet Turner Print Museum in Meriam Library at CSU Chico. A showcase of art that will run through Dec. 13. Call 898-4476. 2 Keith Greeninger, Vintage Wine Bar & Restaurant, 1790 Market St., Redding. Bridgehouse B&B and Vintage Concert Series. Tickets $10. Call 229-9449. Parent Café, 9am12pm, Northern Valley Catholic Social Services, 2400 Washington Ave., Redding. Purpose is to make connections between parents and to explore issues parents face in Shasta County. Free, but you’re asked to RSVP by calling 2422020. Trinity Hospital Auxiliary Christmas Bazaar and Bake Sale, 10am-4pm, hospital’s main entrance. Call 6236101. 4 Garrison Keillor, 7:30pm, Cascade Theatre, 1733 Market St., Redding. Tickets are $42 to $65, available at the Cascade Theatre box RI¿FH&DOO Anderson Library Storytime, 3:30pm, Anderson Library, 3200 W. Center St., Anderson. This week’s story is Mrs. Santa. Call 365-7685. Artist Exhibit and Reception, 3 to 6pm, Learning Resources Center at College of the Siskiyous, 800 College Ave., Weed. Call 938-5351. The Nutcracker, 7:30pm, Laxson Auditorium at CSU Chico. Tickets are $10 to $29 and are available at the 8QLYHUVLW\ER[RI¿FH Call 898-6333. The Affordable Care Act – Will you be insured by the Feb. 15 deadline? 5pm-8pm, North Cottonwood School multipurpose room, 19920 Gas Point Page 12 / December 2014 / After Five Road, Cottonwood. )UHHEXWFRQ¿UPDWLRQ of attendance is asked by calling 888628-1948. Presented by Dignity Health. 5 Cascade Christmas, 7pm, Cascade Theatre, 1733 Market St., Redding. Tickets are $12 to $24, available at the Cascade Theatre box RI¿FH&DOO The Christmas Spirit, 7:30pm, Riverfront Playhouse, 1620 East Cypress Ave, Redding. Tickets are $15 to $22 and available at the Cascade Theatre box RI¿FH&DOO Homespun Christmas Fair, 8am to 4pm, Shasta District Fairgrounds. Admission is free. Call 510-2272. Scrooge: An Evening With Charles Dickens, 7pm, Mt. Shasta Sisson Museum, 1 N. Old Stage Rd., Mt. Shasta. Tickets are $10 to $12. Call 8590634. Holiday Craft Fair, 5 to 8pm, College of the Siskiyous Gym, 800 College Ave., Weed. Admission is $2. Call 938-5373. An Olde Fashioned Christmas, Main Street, McCloud. This event will feature, vendors, carolers, Santa Claus and a tree lighting. Enchanted Sleeping Beauty - The Legend of Briar Rose, 7:30pm, Siskiyou Performing Arts Center, 311 Yreka St., Yreka. Tickets are $15. Call 842-5442. Christmas Tree Lighting, 6 to 8pm, City Plaza in Downtown Chico. Glorious Sounds of the Season Concert, 7:30pm, Harlen Adams Theatre at CSU Chico. Tickets are $20 to $22. Call 898-6333. The Nutcracker, 7:30pm, see Dec. 4. Holiday Craft Fair, 9am to 3pm, see Dec. 5. 6 Candles in the CanyonDÀXUU\RI fun for the whole family in Dunsmuir. Art displays, live music and caroling, tree lighting and more. 8:30 a.m. to 9pm. Call 235-2177. Old Time Holiday Celebration, Whiskeytown National Recreation Area and Shasta State Historic Park, 11am-4pm. Call 2461225 or 243-8194. Douglas City Fire Belles Christmas Bazaar, 9am-4pm, Weaverville Veterans Memorial Hall. Call 623-6101. Shasta College’s Country Christmas Fair, 10am to 4pm, Shasta College Farm, 11555 Old Oregon Trail, Redding. Call 242-2209. Christmas Home Tour, Boutique and Luncheon, 15th annual event for Cottonwood Community Library, 10am-4pm. Selfguided tour of ¿YHGHFRUDWHG Cottonwood homes, plus luncheon and Christmas boutique at Cottonwood Community Center. Tickets $20. Call 3474818. Chamber and Concert Choirs, 7:30pm, Shasta College Theatre, 11555 Old Oregon Trail, Redding. Tickets are $5 to $7. Call 242-7730. Book Signing, 12:30 to 3:30pm, Lisa’s Book Nook, 4030 Railroad Ave., Redding. Cathy A. Kurtz will be signing her memoir “Living Through Pain – The Lonely Me.” 2418689. Dr. Who Group, 11:30am to 1:30pm, Redding Library, 1100 Parkview Ave., Redding. Call 9536523. Repeats every Saturday. Local Indians For Education (LIFE) Community Yard Sale, 8am to 2pm, 4440 Shasta Dam Blvd., Shasta Lake. Call 275-1513. Gun and Knife Show, 9am, Tehama District Fairgrounds, Red Bluff. Winter Crush, 10am to 4pm, Lucero Olive Oil Mill, 2120 Loleta Ave., Corning. Admission is $5. Call 877-330-2190. Weaverville Art Cruise, 5 to 8 pm, Downtown Weaverville. Many businesses stay open late and offer refreshments for this cultural experience. White Christmas, 7:30pm, Chico Theater Company, 166 Eaton Rd., Chico. Tickets are $12 to $20. Call 8943282. Cascade Christmas, 2pm and 7pm, see Dec. 5. The Christmas Spirit, 7:30pm, see Dec. 5. The Nutcracker, 2pm and 7:30pm, see Dec. 4. Homespun Christmas Fair, 8am to 4pm, see Dec. 5. Scrooge: An Evening With Charles Dickens, 7pm, see Dec. 5. Enchanted Sleeping Beauty-The Legend of Briar Rose, 7:30pm, see Dec. 5. Glorious Sounds of the Season Concert, 7:30pm, see Dec. 5. $24.95 to $39.95. Call 229-0036. Hayfork Downtown Christmas Tree Lighting, Hayfork Square. Call 6236101. Fiddle Kids Reunion, 1 to 5pm, Senior Citizens Hall, 2290 Benton Dr., Redding. Visit www. csotfa.org for details. George Gold, 2pm, Redding Library, 1100 Parkview Ave., Redding. Presented by the Humanist Society. Call 9497816. Gun and Knife Show, 9am, see Dec. 6. Cascade Christmas, 2pm, see Dec. 5. The Christmas Spirit, 2pm, see Dec. 5. Shasta College’s Country Christmas Fair, 10am to 4pm, see Dec. 6. The Nutcracker, 2pm, see Dec. 4. Homespun Christmas Fair, 8am to 4pm, see Dec. 5. Glorious Sounds of the Season Concert, 2pm, see Dec. 5. White Christmas, 2pm, see Dec. 6. 7 9 Popovich: Comedy Pet Theater, 7pm, Redding Civic Auditorium, 700 Auditorium Dr., Redding. Tickets are Christmas from Ireland with Lunasa and Karan Casey, 7:30pm, Sierra Nevada Brewing Company, 1075 E 20th St., Chico. Tickets are $22.50. Call 893-3520. 10 Spoken Word Night at the Loft, 7pm, Bohemian Art Loft, 3304B Bechelli Ln, Redding. Repeats second Wednesday of each month. Call 229-7818. Shook Twins, 8pm, Northern Delights Coffee House, 7091 Hwy 3, Hayfork. Tickets are $15. Call 628-5246. Madrigal Dinner, 7pm, see Dec. 4. 11 Anderson Library Storytime, 3:30pm, Anderson Library, 3200 W. Center St., Anderson. This week’s story is How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Call 3657685. Scrooge: An Evening With Charles Dickens, 7pm, Avery Theatre, 430 Main St., Etna. Tickets are $10 to $12. Call 859-0634. The United States Air Force Band of the Golden West, 7:30pm, Laxson Auditorium at CSU Chico. Admission is free, seating is reserved. Call 8986333. White Christmas, 7:30pm, see Dec. 6. 12 North State Symphony Holiday Concert, 7:30pm, St. John’s Episcopal Church, Chico. Tickets $30, available at the University box RI¿FH&DOO A Business Affair, 11am to 5:30pm, Redding Civic Auditorium, 700 Auditorium Dr., Redding. Admission is free. Call 2290036. Performing Arts Society, 7:30pm, Old City Hall, 1313 Market St., Redding. Featuring The Redding Community Choir, directed by Tienne Beaulieu, who will present choral pieces from classical to jazz. Free, but donations gratefully accepted. Call 2467198. It’s a Wonderful Life, 7pm, Mt. Shasta Sisson Museum, 1 N. Old Stage Rd., Mt. Shasta. Tickets $10 to $12. 859-0634. The Nutcracker, 7:30pm, Cascade Theatre, 1733 Market St., Redding. Tickets are $10 to $25 and available at the Cascade Theatre box RI¿FH&DOO The Christmas Spirit, 7:30pm, see Dec. 5. Enchanted Sleeping Beauty-The Legend of Briar Rose, 7:30pm, see Dec. 5. White Christmas, 7:30pm, see Dec. 6. 13 Shasta College Chorale Holiday Concert, 7:30pm, Shasta College Theatre, 11555 Old Oregon Trail, Redding. Tickets are $5 to $7. Call 2427730. Fiddle and Roots Music Jam, 5:30 to 7:30pm, Round Table Pizza in the Mt. Shasta Mall, Redding. Presented by California State Old Time Fiddlers, Dist. 6. Held the second Saturday of each month. Christmas Ball Dance Party, 7 to 10pm, Anderson Frontier Center, 2081 Frontier Trail, Anderson. Free for members, nonmembers pay at the door. Call 222-0627. North State Symphony Holiday Concert, 7:30pm, State Theatre, 333 Oak St., Red Bluff. Tickets are $10 to $30. Call 529-2787. Scrooge: An Evening With Charles Dickens, 7pm, St. Mark’s Preservation Square, 304 Lane St., Yreka. Tickets are $10 to $12. Call 859-0634. Mariachi Sol De Mexico, 7:30pm, Laxson Auditorium at CSU Chico. Tickets are $10 to $28 and are available at the 8QLYHUVLW\ER[RI¿FH Call 898-6333. Nor Cal Dowsers “Beginner Dowsing Program for Kids and Young at Heart,” 11am. RSVP by Dec. 3 at 222-2024. Fall River Valley Christmas Parade of Lights, 6 to 8pm, Hwy 299E, Fall River Mills to McArthur Fairgrounds. Call 945-7519. The Nutcracker, 2pm and 7:30pm, see Dec. 12. The Christmas Spirit, 7:30pm, see Dec. 5. Enchanted Sleeping Beauty-The Legend of Briar Rose, 7:30pm, see Dec. 5. White Christmas, 7:30pm, see Dec. 6. It’s a Wonderful Life, 7pm, see Dec. 12. 14 North State Symphony Holiday Concert, 4pm, Our Lady of Mercy Church, 2600 Shasta View Dr., Redding. Tickets are $12 to $30, available at the Cascade Theatre box RI¿FH&DOO Aaron Radatz, two shows: 4pm and 7pm, Cascade Theatre, 1733 Market St., Redding. Tickets are $20 and available at the Cascade 7KHDWUHER[RI¿FH Call 243-8877. Merle Haggard, 7pm, Redding Civic Auditorium, 700 Auditorium Dr., Redding. Tickets are $45 to $79. Call 2290036. Sacred Drum Circle, 6 to 7pm, Center for Spiritual Living, 1905 Hartnell Ave., Redding. $5 donation recommended. Call 243-8862. Scrooge: An Evening With Charles Dickens, 2pm, Siskiyou Arts Museum, 5824 Dunsmuir Ave., Dunsmuir. Tickets are $10 to $12. Call 8590634. Weaverville Community Band, Chorus and Jazz Band, 3:15pm, Trinity Alps Performing Arts Center, 101 Arbuckle Court, Weaverville. Admission is free. Call 623-2734. Enchanted Sleeping Beauty-The Legend of Briar Rose, 2:30pm, see Dec. 5. White Christmas, 2pm, see Dec. 6. It’s a Wonderful Life, 2pm, see Dec. 12. 16 Documentary “Shadows of Liberty,” 7pm, Pilgrim Church, 2850 Foothill Blvd., Redding. Film focuses on what they say is the censorship, coverups and corporate control of the media. No admission fee, but donations appreciated. Presented by KKRN Community Radio, Shasta Tehama Trinity Chapter of the ACLU-NC, and the Humanists Society of Redding. 17 Melvin Seals and the Jerry Garcia Band, 7:30pm, Sierra Nevada Brewing Company, 1075 E 20th St., Chico. Tickets are $20. Call 893-3520. Mike Dillon, 9pm, Northern Delights Coffee House, 7091 Hwy 3, Hayfork. Tickets are $15. Call 628-5246. 18 Interfaith Candle Lighting Experience, 7pm, Pilgrim Congregational Church, 2850 Foothill Blvd., Redding. A donation of $5 is recommended. Call 243-8862. Anderson Library Storytime, 3:30pm, Anderson Library, 3200 W. Center St., Anderson. Santa Claus will visit. Call 365-7685. Free Talk on Childhood Vaccinations, 6 to 7:30pm, Berryvale Natural Foods, Mount Shasta. Dr. Christina Caselli, ND, will GLVFXVVWKHEHQH¿WV and risks. Call 9253221. White Christmas, 7:30pm, see Dec. 6. 19 A Celtic Christmas, 7:30pm, Cascade Theatre, 1733 Market St., Redding. Tickets are $24 to $34, available at the Cascade Theatre box RI¿FH&DOO JAMA Dance Company, 7:30pm, Old City Hall, 1313 Market St., Redding. Call 241-7320. It’s a Wonderful Life, 7pm, Siskiyou Arts Museum, 5824 Dunsmuir Ave., Dunsmuir. Tickets are $10 to $12. Call 8590634. White Christmas, 7:30pm, see Dec. 6. 20 Scrooge: An Evening With Charles DIckens, 7pm, Riverfront Playhouse, 1620 East Cypress Ave, Redding. Tickets are $10 to $12. Call 8590634. Winter Rink Downtown, 10am to 10pm, Market Street Promenade, Redding. This ice-skating rink will continue through Jan. 5 (closed Christmas Day). $7 skate session includes skate rental. Participants must be over 7-years-old. Call 225-4095. Dance Depot Holiday Showcase, 11am and 3pm, David Marr Auditorium, 2200 Eureka Way, Redding. Tickets are $8 to $10 and available at the Cascade Theatre box RI¿FH&DOO California Dance Company Christmas Showcase, 7pm, Cascade Theatre, 1733 Market St., Redding. Tickets are $20 and available at the Cascade Theatre ER[RI¿FH Redding Improv Players, 8pm, Old City Hall, 1313 Market St., Redding. Tickets are $5. Call 241-7320. It’s a Wonderful Life, 7pm, McCloud Mercantile, 241 Main St., McCloud. Tickets are $10 to $12. Call 859-0634. White Christmas, 7:30pm, see Dec. 6. 21 Rivercity Jazz Society, 1 to 4:30 pm at the Redding Elks Lodge, 250 Elk Dr. Monthly concert series featuring The Straight Ahead Jazz Combo. $10 to $15. Call 515-9374. It’s a Wonderful Life, 7pm, Avery Theatre, 430 Main St., Etna. Tickets are $10 to $12. 859-0634. White Christmas, 2pm, see Dec. 6. 27 Chad Bushnell with Ben Haggard, 7:30pm, State Theatre, 333 Oak St., Red Bluff. Tickets are $25. Call 529-2787. 28 Fiddle and Roots Music Jam, 2 to 4 pm, Millville Grange Hall, 20237 Old Forty Four Drive. Presented by California State Old Time Fiddlers, Dist. 6. Held the fourth Sunday of each month. After Five / December 2014 / Page 13 Old Time Holiday scheduled Dec. 6 Mariachi favorites and classic holiday songs in Chico Ring in the season with classic holiday songs and traditional mariachi favorites performed by fifth-generation maestro Jóse Hernández’s famed Mariachi Sol de México. The group is scheduled to perform at 7:30 p.m. Dec. 13 at Laxson Auditorium in Chico. Founded in 1981 by Maestro Jose Hernandez, the platinum selling mariachi band Sol de México have broken countless barriers in mariachi music, including becoming the first mariachi ensemble to be nominated for a Grammy. Hernandez’s innovative approach breathes new life into the genre by fusing pop, jazz and classical influences with the traditional mariachi. Said the Los Angeles Times: “Mariachi Sol de México, a show stopping performance...taking mariachi music to unprecedented heights (with) a crossbreeding of mariachi styles.” Tickets are priced from $10 to $28 and are available at the University Box Office, online or by calling 898-6333. Country Christmas Fair at Shasta College Shasta College’s annual Country Christmas Fair is scheduled from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Dec. 6 and 7 at the Shasta College Farm. Visits with Santa, farm animal petting zoo, hay rides and farm tours will be available. On-campus clubs will be selling a variety of student-made gifts and food during the event. Shasta College’s annual Christmas Page 14 / December 2014 / After Five Tree Sale is happening Saturdays and Sundays beginning Nov. 29 from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. at the Shasta College Farm until trees are sold out. There will be a variety of trees including Douglas Fir, Noble Fir, Silvertips and Nordmann Fir. Bring six non-perishable canned food items on Dec. 7 or Dec. 8 and receive $2 off any one tree (canned food will be donated to the Good News Rescue Mission). Veterans or their families with Military ID will also receive $2 off any one tree. Offers cannot be combined. All proceeds benefit Shasta College’s Ag Leadership Club and the continuation of agricultural programs and events at the college. For more information, call Trena Richards at 242-2209. The National Park Service and California State Parks are gearing up for their annual “Old Time Holiday” celebration on Saturday, Dec. 6, from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Follow in the footsteps of miners who in 1849, after preparing a holiday meal in Shasta, traveled to Whiskeytown to share their food and cheer. The events will take place at Shasta State Historic Park and the Tower House Historic District in Whiskeytown National Recreation Area, both located along Highway 299 west of Redding. Shasta State Historic Park will offer free entrance into the Courthouse Museum, and exploring at the 1800’s Litsch General Store. Other activities will feature candle making, musical entertainment and activities for all ages. At the Camden House in Whiskeytown’s Tower House Historic District, families are invited to make a free wreath to take home for the holidays. The wreath-making workshop will continue through 3 p.m. Visitors are welcome to bring their own hand pruners for cutting greenery. Live music will be provided by the Old Time Fiddlers and Sweet Adelines. Visitors at Whiskeytown’s celebration will not be required to display a pass on their vehicles within the Tower House Historic District. For more information on the Old Time Holiday Celebrations, call the Whiskeytown Visitor Center daily between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. at 2461225, or Shasta State Historic Park on Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday between 10 a.m. and 5 p.m. at 243-8194. You can also visit Whiskeytown’s website at www.nps.gov/whis or Shasta State Historic Park at www.parks. ca.gov. Richard Shear, 28, was arrested in Muskegon County, Michigan, after an apparent violent episode with his mother and girlfriend. -From Page 7 Shear had allegedly threatened the of making bogus “999” (911) calls to two, slashed an SUV tire, and tried to JHW DWWHQWLRQ DQG ZKHQ SROLFH FRQ¿V- burn down their home with gasoline cated his phone, he began compensat- and a lit candle – but when it was time ing by lying in roads until compassion- WR ÀHH WKH SUHPLVHV KRSSHG RQ KLV PRSHG HQVXULQJ KLV ÀLJKW IURP SROLFH ate passersby called for ambulances. would be a short one. More than 6 million students have A woman (described only as “rodownloaded the new iPhone app PhotoMath to solve Algebra I and Algebra II EXVW´ LQ 'DUPVWDGW *HUPDQ\ ÀHG problems by pointing the phone’s cam- with the equivalent of about $125 from a pharmacy and is still at large. era at a printed equation. According to the police report, she The answer, and the explanation, quickly appear on a screen, as a teach- swiped money from two cash registers ing tool – or for the students to show by twice lifting her shirt and squirting “their” work if PhotoMath is used on breast milk at a clerk as a diversion. exam questions. The Washington, D.C., school sysThe Croatia-based developer told the Quartz website that it is working on tem last year declared Avery Gagliano, upgrades for higher-level math equa- 13, a habitual truant whose parents tions (though no relief is in sight for somehow require special training to those chronically pesky “word prob- ensure her attendance. The eighth-grader was a straight-A lems”). student at Alice Deal Middle School, Meanwhile, the debate has been but also a piano prodigy selected for triggered over whether PhotoMath is a dynamic technological advance in edu- prestigious world exhibitions – which caused her to exceed the maximum 10 cation – or a cheating-enabler. “unexcused” absences that trigger the Neighbors in the Mandarin neigh- DVVLJQPHQWRIDWUXDQF\RI¿FHU It also triggered a series of relentborhood of Jacksonville, Florida, complained to the city recently about a resi- less threats against the parents (which dent who scattered hundreds of moth- ultimately provoked them to withdraw balls – over 400 now, at least – around Avery and this season to home-school her front yard, even driving over them her). (In October, following a Washington in her car to crush them open and exPost account, D.C.’s governing council tend their noxious odor. honored Avery in a public ceremony, The National Pesticide Information Center warned that the mothballs were and the D.C. schools chancellor overhazards to plants, wildlife, water and night began begging the Gaglianos air, but the female resident (unnamed to bring Avery and her suddenly “exin a report by First Coast News) said cused” absences back to school.) she was forced into the tactic in order Sean Johnson, 19, was arrested in to prevent neighborhood dogs from Brooksville, Florida, at Wal-Mart after defecating in her yard. he was spotted at about 3 p.m. taking In Hamburg, Germany, “Charles a toy stuffed horse into the bedding deManson: Summer of Hate – The Mu- partment and masturbating with it. sical,” opened at the Thalia Theater, Paul Mountain, 38, pleaded guilty FRYHULQJWKHLQÀXHQFHVDQGIDLOHGPXto burglary in Darwen, England – acsical career of the man convicted in the cused by a homeowner whose shed notorious 1969 Sharon Tate murders. And “I Am Stephon Marbury,” a was vandalized. Among the damaged items was a musical featuring the former star NBA teddy bear streaked with semen. basketball player, ran for 11 nights in 0RXQWDLQ WROG RI¿FHUV WKDW KH ZDV Beijing, where the popular Marbury has led the Beijing Ducks to national coming down off of an amphetamine basketball championships the last two high and felt an “overwhelming need for sexual relief.” seasons. Marbury has a role onstage in what Daniel Rice, 21, on the lam from jailis described as a parable about pursuers in Muscatine, Iowa, found himself ing one’s dreams. in nearby Rock Island, Illinois, accord The most challenging toys this holi- ing to his 911 call to emergency perday season might be the series of furry sonnel there. Rice had made his way to the Loud KXPDQ LQQDUGV IURP WKH 86 ¿UP , Thunder Forest Preserve, where he Heart Guts – not just the soft and cuddly pancreas, brain and prostate, but thought he could safely hole up, but reported that he was being chased by especially the rectum. Each part is packaged with a cheek- a pack of wild coyotes and begged for ily written educational description ex- help. plaining its importance (the rectum be-DPLH %URZQ VWROH D ¿VK WDQN ing “the butt of many jokes” yet with “a serious role” in waste disposal as the from a hardware store in Leeds, Eng“fecal loading dock”), and each sells for land (thus violating a previous hardware-store stayaway order) and made about $20. a run for it, but had to be rescued by police and emergency personnel after he stopped to urinate in a bush – and, inadvertently, directly onto a wasps’ nest. Police said he later spent six very unpleasant hours at Leeds General In¿UPDU\ Amanda Collins, 28, took “beauty pageant mom” to the next level (down) earlier this year when she entered her daughter Luna in Britain’s UK Princess and Prince International – based entirely on Luna’s ultrasound scan at age 20 weeks. Said Collins, “As soon as I saw her image on the screen ... I knew she was a stunner.” &RQWHVW RI¿FLDOV KDG DFFHSWHG WKH scan application, and six weeks after birth, Luna was named runner-up in the Princess and Prince, and on top of that, four weeks later, runner-up in Miss Dreams UK. “All she has to do,” said Collins, “is lie in my arms and smile as I stroll down the catwalk.” At the annual 10-day Phuket Vegetarian Festival in Thailand (ostensibly promoting abstinence from eating meat), dozens of men pierced and sliced their mouths, cheeks and arms in religious devotion in a spectacle which, though blood-drenched, was supposedly free of pain (and subsequent scars) because the fanatics were in God-imposed trances. The display supposedly brings “good health, peace of mind and spiritual cleansing,” and includes walking on hot coals and climbing blade-embedded ladders (both barefoot, of course), all WRWKHDFFRPSDQLPHQWRI¿UHZRUNVDQG the ear-shattering pounding of drums. Brad Culpepper played defensive tackle for nine NFL seasons and, not surprisingly, applied for disability when he retired, since his medical folder listed 14 MRIs, head and knee trauma and neurological and vision problems. All resulted in doctors declaring him “89 percent” disabled and the Fairmont Premier insurance company giving him a $175,000 settlement. Fairmont sued recently to get its money back, claiming that Culpepper LV DQG ZDV ³H[TXLVLWHO\ ¿W´ DV HYLdenced by a September 2013 Tampa Bay Times story. It featured his gym workouts, his having earned a martial-arts Black Belt, and in his participation for 14 days in the grueling TV series “Survivor: Blood vs. Water” in 2013. Angry taxpayers and retail customers sometimes protest their debt by paying the bill with containers of coins (especially pennies), but what if a company did that to a customer? A court had ruled that Adriana’s Insurance Services in Rancho CucamonJD&DOLIRUQLDKDGXQMXVWL¿DEO\HMHFWHG (and assaulted) 74-year-old Andres &DUUDVFRIURPLWVRI¿FHZKHQKHFRPplained about a canceled policy, and ordered Adriana’s to pay him about $21,000. Consequently, in August, the still-irritated company dropped off at least 16 buckets full of coins at the FXVWRPHU¶VODZ\HU¶VRI¿FH Several News of the Weird stories mentioned Body Dysmorphic Disorder sufferers who sought the ultimate treatment: amputation of healthy body parts on irrationally aesthetic grounds, led by castration-desiring men. Now, 15-year-old Danielle Bradshaw of Tameside, England, also wants a useful leg amputated – but not irrationally. Her “developmental dysplasia” caused the amputation of her useless right leg, but the resultant stress on the left one has weakened it, and besides, having taken up competitive running, she wants Oscar Pistorius-style blades instead of her current prosthesis, which slows her down. However, no hospital has yet agreed to perform the surgery, considering the leg’s continued functionality and Bradshaw’s young age. News of the Weird’s stuck-in-chimney stories usually involve burglaries gone wrong, but when Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa, 30, was rescued by ¿UH¿JKWHUV LQ D 7KRXVDQG 2DNV &DOLfornia, chimney, it appeared only that she was unwantedly trying to visit an ex-boyfriend. (The police report diplomatically had her intent as “unclear.”) John Lind, 34, became the most recent frustrated admirer so infatuated with a co-worker that he was moved to ejaculate multiple times on her desk and into her coffee cup. He said he wanted her to “notice” him. The most recent “segregated sidewalks” dispute in a community with a large, strict Orthodox Jewish population occurred in the English town of Stamford Hill. Haredi Jews, trying to remove temptations, placed sidewalk signs (for an upcoming parade) reading, in English and Hebrew, “Women should please walk along this side of the road only” (since sect members are forbidden even to brush against people of the opposite sex except for close relatives). The Hackney council ordered the signs removed because befuddled, sometimes outraged, non-Haredis complained. Sisters Martine and Louise Fokkens, KDYH¿QDOO\UHWLUHGDVSURVWLWXWHVLQ Amsterdam after 50-year careers. (“Fokkens” is their “stage” name, supposedly translated as “old whores” in Dutch.) Louise has not worked since 2010 because of arthritis, but appeared with Martine in a 2012 documentary and in October 2014 reminisced for the Jewish news agency JTA. The industry changed, anyway, Louise said. Amsterdam’s “working girls” are now all foreign and young, and the clients are tourists instead of locals. 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