The Things They Carried

The Things They Carried
They carried the things they needed, and
some things they didn’t need. They carried
one- and two-person tents. They carried
hammocks, tarps, and groundsheets. They
carried photos of their wives, husbands,
girlfriends, boyfriends, children, and pets.
They carried disposable film cameras and
digital cameras.
They carried video
cameras, PDA’s, cellular phones, and
radios. They carried extra socks.
They carried sleeping bags, sleeping bag
liners, sleeping pads, down quilts, and even
blankets. They carried rain jackets, rain
pants, and ponchos. They carried downfilled and synthetic-lined jackets and vests,
fleece jackets, and gloves. They carried
food and water. They wore boots, shoes,
and sandals. A few of them went barefoot.
*****
Byte Code and Church Mouse carried less
and less as the months went by, eventually
eschewing rain gear, extra clothing, camp
shoes, and even stoves and fuel. They
made Mt. Katahdin while most northbounders were cursing the rocks in
Pennsylvania.
Grasshopper carried (for a time) a little
folding stool. He also carried (also for a
time) a backpack into which he could
probably stuff a refrigerator. He hiked all the
way to Mt. Katahdin.
They carried knit caps, baseball caps,
cowboy hats, scarves,
visors,
and
headbands.
They wore Mickey Mouse
watches, Timex, Seiko, and high-tech
altimeter and compass watches made by
Suunto and Altitech. Some of them wore no
timepiece at all. They carried the ThruHiker’s
Handbook,
the
Thru-Hiker’s
Companion, the ATC Databook, and maps.
They carried duct tape.
*****
They carried Pocket Rocket, JetBoil,
Simmerlight, Whisperlight, and homemade
alcohol-burning stoves, to name but a few.
They carried trekking poles made by Lekki
and Komperdell. They carried sticks they
found in the woods.
*****
Worm carried his little dog next to his
stomach.
*****
Soco and his friends carried cases of beer,
and took full advantage of their discovery
that the more one drank, the lighter one’s
pack became.
They carried stuffed animals, bandanas,
vitamins, ibuprophen, cigarettes, and
marijuana. They carried Vicotin, Percoset,
They carried, too, their reasons for hiking
the long and difficult trail. Some of them
shared their reasons, and others did not.
The trail was an adventure, a search, or an
escape – or perhaps some combination of
all of these.
*****
Kokopelli carried a stuffed bear she named
EZ Rider. He smoked and drank whenever
he got the chance.
Tylenol, and glycosomine. They carried
knives, nail clippers, cotton swabs, foot
powder, bug spray, and cortisone cream.
They carried bandages, braces, and wraps.
They carried headlamps.
*****
Marlboro Man arrived at Springer Mtn. with a
dolly loaded with canned foods. He didn’t
make it very far.
They came to the trail when their children
moved away. They came in the wake of a
divorce. They came after graduation or
retirement. They came because they were
burned out. They came because they were
bored with life. They came because they
hated traffic. They came because they had
gotten into some trouble at home. They
came because they loved the outdoors.
They came because they wanted to be able
to say that they had hiked the Appalachian
Trail. They came looking for love.
They wore pants, shorts, tights, kilts, and
skirts. They carried soap, disinfecting gels,
and sewing kits. They carried toothbrushes,
toothpaste, and dental floss. They carried
earwax removal drops and anti-chaffing
ointment. They carried these things, and
more into the wilderness. They carried
everything on their backs.
*****
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Coach came because he liked walking in the
woods.
They left behind their friends and families.
They
left
behind
their
televisions,
automobiles, and the myriad comforts and
conveniences of modern life. And they left
their identities behind.
They would be
known as Kokopelli, Handyman, Bag Lady,
Soco, Philmont, and Ox. They were called
Iceman, Chef, Grasshopper, Flying Turtle,
and Bandaid Kid. They were called Willie
Goat, Trail Dancer, Tortuga, Bird Legs, and
Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner carried a
gourmet kitchen’s worth of spices and herbs
and refused to eat Ramen noodles.
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Mountain Man.
They signed the trail
registers as Circadian, Byte Code, Church
Mouse, Tennessee Jed, Not Guilty, and
more than a thousand other trail names.
Some of them would hike the 2,174 miles
that constituted the Appalachian Trail in
2007. Most of them would not make it
nearly so far. During a span of months from
March through November, they would form
two long processions, one moving north
toward Mt. Katahdin in Maine, the other
moving south toward Springer Mtn. in
Georgia.
I began my Appalachian Trail adventure at
Springer Mtn. on March 24, 2007. I was part
of the intermittent queue of hikers moving
slowly, almost imperceptibly it seemed,
north to Maine. I met hundreds of people,
both on and off the trail. I hiked a total of
1,831 miles of the trail, finally giving up as
September, along with my ambition, waned.
*****
I carried with me an appreciation for the
outdoors, with all its wonders and even its
inconveniences. I carried the chronic fatigue
that set in somewhere in New Jersey. I
carried away memories that I hope will last
for the remainder of my life. •
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