Home for the Holidays - Self-Pleasuring Tips

Home for the Holidays: Self-Pleasuring Tips
The end-of-year holidays are rolling around, and for many people that means
traveling to see relatives – and often staying overnight (or several nights)
with parents, siblings, or others. It can be a wonderful time to catch up on
things and to see loved ones one hasn’t seen in a long time. But for some it
can also be a time with perhaps a bit of familial tension or a situation in
which it’s difficult to find some time to just be alone for a while. This
doesn’t usually have too big of an impact on male organ care issues for a
guy – except perhaps in the area of self-pleasuring, which can become an
issue, especially for men who self-stimulate frequently.
Even for guys who hardly ever self-stimulate, the tension that some people
find when in a family situation may make them wish they could relieve some
stress – and self-pleasuring is one of the easiest ways to get some stress
relief. So for men who need some self-pleasuring time during the holidays,
the following should be considered:
 Check locks. Unless a guy doesn’t care if Aunt Petunia walks in on
him while he’s fondling his member, he needs to check the lock on
any room (bathroom, bedroom, den, etc.) in which he plans to seek
relief from self-pleasuring. Even if it’s the bedroom he grew up in and
in which he self-pleasured daily all through adolescence, it pays to
 BYOL. It’s best to bring your own lubricant, rather than assume
you’ll be able to sneak some petroleum jelly or hand lotion from
someone else. First, it saves one the embarrassment of being caught
borrowing the creme. Second, many men have their own favorite
lubricants anyway, so why settle for second best?
 Be hygienic. Even if staying in the same bedroom from his
adolescence, where it was not unusual for a guy to fall asleep
unclothed immediately after releasing seed, a guy needs to clean up
after himself. If he tends to be a “long distance” shooter, releasing
seed all over not just himself but nearby bedclothes, he should place a
towel (ideally one he has brought from home for this purpose)
underneath to keep male seed from getting on sheets. He should also
wipe all the male seed off of himself (especially if he plans to sleep
unclothed). If a towel isn’t available, be sure to have Kleenex or paper
towels around for a thorough cleanup. That includes disposing of the
Kleenex or paper towels as well so that one’s host doesn’t have to.
Also, be sure to wipe creme off of the member and hands after
 Watch the noise. If a guy lives alone, he may have gotten used to
letting himself go during a self-pleasuring session – which is great.
Moans, cries, expletive-filled oaths, noisy bedsprings – all of these are
great when alone. But when visiting, pull things back. Keep the noise
down a bit to avoid making others uncomfortable – or making oneself
the subject of endless jokes by one’s brother.
 Take advantage of the surroundings. If revisiting his old home, it
may be that some of the memories that are dug up may be of the more
exciting variety. If so, use these during those self-pleasuring sessions;
it may add some new spice to the routine and awaken other memories
for future use.
Whether enjoying self-pleasuring while home for the holidays or when back
at his own home, a man needs to regularly apply a superior male organ
health oil (health professionals recommend Man 1 Man Oil, which is
clinically proven mild and safe for skin). Topical application of vitamins
can help them deliver their benefits more directly to the manhood, so find an
oil with vitamins A, B5, C, D, and E. In addition, find an oil with L-arginine,
which is helpful in boosting nitric oxide production, thus aiding male organ
blood vessels to expand as needed.